You’re Not a Pisces, You’re a Schmuck

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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025

Комментарии • 89

  • @TheeTage
    @TheeTage Год назад +46

    I like how Jennifer keeps reminding Pumps to be nice to guests 🤣

  • @davidhinkley
    @davidhinkley Год назад +23

    The greatest service to humanity is to remind people that "The greatest claims require the greatest evidence." Amen to that. The world would be infinitely better if everyone remembered that fact.

  • @zanelebooi3150
    @zanelebooi3150 Год назад +125

    thks to twitter for this

    • @Hebiscus998
      @Hebiscus998 Год назад +2

      Omg same!!

    • @tavrinj
      @tavrinj Год назад +2

      …same - thoroughly glad I chased the curiosity haha. They’re great 💙.

    • @andreablanch5188
      @andreablanch5188 Год назад

      Same!

  • @itsmedreeeam
    @itsmedreeeam Год назад +9

    Pumps: "I find it interesting"
    Jen: "okay..." this took me out cause It's me 1000%.

  • @SailorGreenTea
    @SailorGreenTea Год назад +1

    9:47, I mean, people do have traits and sometimes those traits are many and in many people.

  • @yellowleaf28
    @yellowleaf28 Год назад +2

    As an audience member I wish people who talk for over a minute would automatically be escorted out of ANY venue when someone is performing on stage. We should make that a regular practice in the U.S.

  • @kilayproblemz
    @kilayproblemz Год назад +11

    "oh my God, I'm an empress!" 😂

  • @SailorGreenTea
    @SailorGreenTea Год назад +1

    4:55, well said but it appears to reverse course.

  • @SailorGreenTea
    @SailorGreenTea Год назад +1

    8:31, cusp has a wider field to cover.

  • @brycetyler5753
    @brycetyler5753 2 года назад +38

    Yesssss! The podcast I didn’t know I needed! Love these girls!

  • @Username-f5p
    @Username-f5p Год назад +38

    During my first job interview fresh out of college, they asked me what my sign was. I was shocked. They made a “aarhuummm” noise when I said I was Scorpio. But hired me because it’s a water sign. 😂

    • @ethereallioness
      @ethereallioness Год назад +4

      Wtf what kind of job was this 😂

    • @Username-f5p
      @Username-f5p Год назад +4

      @@ethereallioness Fashion industry nyc

    • @anayarey
      @anayarey Год назад +1

      ​@@amethystme yeah who would have thought 😅

  • @danishmodern55
    @danishmodern55 Год назад +4

    Aquarius are the Water Bearers so Pumps with her Stanley tracks. Jennifer just doesnt understand Astrology but lots of people dont.

  • @agirlisnoone5953
    @agirlisnoone5953 Год назад +9

    I love that Angie is sooo into astrology 😂 it has to piss off Jennifer

  • @bongekamnguni5865
    @bongekamnguni5865 Год назад +11

    Jen is such a Leo through and through!

    • @TheTerrainWizard
      @TheTerrainWizard Год назад

      Agreed, and I’m surprised she doesn’t celebrate her Birfday for a month, like most Leos. I’d wager there are quite a few houses in Aries and maybe even Scorpio in her full chart.

  • @Drubuu
    @Drubuu 5 месяцев назад +1

    Although astrology is described as the study of the placement and movements of celestial bodies within a moment in time, what the vast majority of folks do not realize is that it’s actually about gravitational influences on your body/mind/soul. The celestial bodies distance/direction from your birthplace is essentially what is being studied when it comes to your personality traits, and throughout your life. Obviously the moon’s gravity impacts so much of everything that occurs on earth. But the distance and location of much larger bodies such as Jupiter technically do have gravitational influence on the happenings here on earth. As minuscule as it may seem, that is what astrology is studying. Mystical knowledge passed down for thousands of years that came from “somewhere”. Newspaper horoscopes are not astrology. Also the sheer mathematics involved in practicing real astrology is so utterly impressive. You have to account for the wobbling of the earth, and so many things that weren’t even known to science until the modern age. Yet, it was always part of astrology for thousands of years. 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @zemonk100
    @zemonk100 Год назад +6

    so. I have been binge-listening to you guys over the last 2 weeks and I think my husband is a tad jealous of how much time I spend listening to you instead of talking to him..lol. the last few days he's been making comments like "oh it's your new best friend's again..."..

  • @SailorGreenTea
    @SailorGreenTea Год назад +1

    6:43, Aquarius

  • @charlesalwyn3486
    @charlesalwyn3486 Год назад +1

    I think astrology can be super fun…I’m pretty spot-on to all Scorpio traits but I have several friends that don’t match their sign descriptions at all. My approach is to think of each astrological sign as a separate season for you to focus on the lesson each sign represents. Examples would be seeking balance in your life during Libra or seeking independence during Sagittarius. I think it’s a great exercise for staying present in your life and helps you to work on self-improvement.

  • @bigbakaboon
    @bigbakaboon Год назад +31

    I love pumps with her "terror cards" and "horoscope signs."
    edit: I also love that this was a i've had it with astrology but then everyone is into it lol

  • @MaliahCarey
    @MaliahCarey Год назад

    “Look at what we’re doing right now”😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alba279
    @alba279 Год назад +7

    It's actually funny that Leo and Aquarius are sister signs 😂

    • @HighVibe001
      @HighVibe001 Год назад +2

      Right! That explains their chemistry!

  • @SMMS826
    @SMMS826 2 года назад +11

    The subtitles 😮

  • @devonaussery1402
    @devonaussery1402 Год назад +1

    Y did they had to be from North Carolina all of us are not like dat

  • @Kris-ce4yt
    @Kris-ce4yt Год назад +15

    Well, if we’re really getting into it, you gotta go ALL the way in & do your full natal chart, not just your sun sign . So you gotta know your sun, moon and rising signs to get the full picture.

  • @NightOwl_30
    @NightOwl_30 Год назад +2

    That's not how astrology works though. People don't have the same traits. A Leo is not just a Leo. An Aquarius is not just an Aquarius. Everyone has different combinations of signs and planetary placements that make them unique. Three people can be Leos and all three can be different Leos.

  • @PistachioBandit
    @PistachioBandit Год назад

    God damn watching them go thru the Libra traits was funny. I’m a cancer so I just cry at how funny that was.

  • @sylviamartinez9135
    @sylviamartinez9135 Год назад +7

    Enjoying this podcast so much!! Hilarious

  • @valeking5993
    @valeking5993 Год назад

    Lol the captions ’I’m Jennifer and This is Pam’

  • @Kankescu
    @Kankescu Год назад

    Saying that the idea of being on the cusp is BS… it’s all BS

  • @X._.COCO._.X
    @X._.COCO._.X Год назад +3

    This pod can be summed up in 4 words: don't talk to me

  • @ethereallioness
    @ethereallioness Год назад +4

    Producers please put the guest info in the description box 🙏

  • @chama_bam
    @chama_bam Год назад

    So chaotic! I love it! I love them, a tribe 😂😂😂

  • @amygalvin1799
    @amygalvin1799 Год назад

    Yak mouths at every performance. As if they don’t know why they’re there!?

  • @zuemyapaza939
    @zuemyapaza939 Год назад +1

    ow i like the subtitles, hope they bring it back

  • @vickieleigh1
    @vickieleigh1 2 года назад +1

    Clapper show means something else. I’m sure of it! 😂

  • @MrDavedm521
    @MrDavedm521 Год назад +1

    truly amazing podcast im addicted

  • @sarachazindonaldson909
    @sarachazindonaldson909 Год назад

    I am a LEO and I can relate to Jennifer so much!!!!

    • @TheTerrainWizard
      @TheTerrainWizard Год назад

      Do you celebrate your birfday for a week, or even an entire month?

  • @PizzaHorse
    @PizzaHorse Год назад

    "Like, dead people?"

  • @paolaa4889
    @paolaa4889 Год назад +4

    I’ve been binging these episodes today and really loving it

  • @Kankescu
    @Kankescu Год назад +2

    There is NO science to astrology. Puhleez

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 11 месяцев назад

      That's exactly what a Sagittarius would say. 🙄

  • @PizzaHorse
    @PizzaHorse Год назад +10

    Who did these captions? I appreciate them, but at some points they're just way off. Someone who has seen the podcast before needs to edit them.

  • @melissasandoval8981
    @melissasandoval8981 2 года назад +4

    Wish the podcast was longer!!

  • @AnthoniCarmen
    @AnthoniCarmen Год назад +2

    Love the pod. But I’ve had it with these automated captions, babes. 🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @KiraOhmart
    @KiraOhmart Год назад

    ahahahahahaha the tag killed me

  • @ZanaharyBunziMaat
    @ZanaharyBunziMaat Год назад

    mercury is a planet.
    nailed it!
    I love yall lmaooooo

  • @significantbliss
    @significantbliss Год назад

    like... dead people? almost spit out my drink! lmfao

  • @mamameg9916
    @mamameg9916 Год назад +2

    You said “no” to 1/3 of the Leo traits LMAO

  • @guaitxican
    @guaitxican Год назад +4

    I know you'd hate me but Jennifer screams Leo, also Pumps being Aquarius happens to be a great match because they are opposite signs... so I'm not surprised they are great friends 🥸

  • @SeTaAR
    @SeTaAR Год назад +5

    Zodiac killer was not named after zodiac signs right or am I wrong?

  • @Teresa-ff3kz
    @Teresa-ff3kz 2 года назад +6

    Love you both. My favorite podcast.

  • @jakkfm
    @jakkfm Год назад

    Thanks for another cracker Jen and Pumps 💕 Love the pod. HAD IT with the zodiac crew 😅
    Also, Pumps and I share a birthday 🥰

  • @CherylBattista
    @CherylBattista 2 года назад +2

    I would think they should have an usher or someone to tell them to stfu.😂

  • @amygalvin1799
    @amygalvin1799 Год назад +1

    Can we leave this archaic belief in horoscopes! 😝zero proof or science behind it! Although their is group of friends I know born in June/ Geminis that I just don’t like!🥴

  • @owenreynoldsjr9384
    @owenreynoldsjr9384 Год назад

    I was born on the 18th of February!

  • @nancyoyula
    @nancyoyula Год назад +8

    Astrology does not influence human behaviour, people just use stars to excuse bad traits

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho Год назад +1

      True😂

  • @Patch-Steele
    @Patch-Steele Год назад +1

    it's mercury is retrograde, not mercury in retrograde, there are no cusps - each sign is 30 degrees. Look at your rising sign, if you know your time of birth, as it relates to the self and the 1st house. You will probably resonate with it more than your sun sign.

  • @ED-lj1dr
    @ED-lj1dr 2 года назад +3

    Love your podcast!

  • @furkankurtuluss
    @furkankurtuluss Год назад

    I’m binging and watched almost all the episodes. this is the only bad guest I have seen. Not this crazy lady saying there is a science behind astrology in front of Jennifer.

  • @billcolvard
    @billcolvard Год назад

    Did you get the name of the NC yak mouth?
    I think I know who it was!!

  • @timothy4664
    @timothy4664 2 года назад

    I would have lost my shit with that couple

  • @amoo7811
    @amoo7811 Год назад

    New listener!

  • @j.brandon7402
    @j.brandon7402 Год назад +1

    Girl, your horoscope was not that accurate either. confirmation bias at work. there were plenty you said no to and the ratio is as good as guessing.

  • @createallow3126
    @createallow3126 9 месяцев назад

    Have a good astrologer on the show. You have to look at the whole chart.

  • @DallasABG
    @DallasABG Год назад +1

    I hate astrology because it's a lazy way to say you have personality. Personality means traits like being witty, sarcastic, rough, or even just kind. Conversating about your sign, in my opinion, is the same level as someone going into grave detail on why they have blue eyes and brown teeth.

  • @michelleelmore1875
    @michelleelmore1875 Год назад

    😄👍