*honey can't you see? you're pregnant!* *were having a baby soon!* normal moms: omg! i'm so excited we're having a baby! amanda: as far as the process of making it, that's all me sweetie. WE'RE making a ba?-no. that's all me.
"Me and Sebastian both don't eat fish, we are a plant based family" Sebastian's favorite food being sashimi: 🗿🗿 Jodi should know better. Make pumpkin soup, JODI. /j
Funniest most unappreciated line 🤣 Seb: Amanda, we're going to have a baby soon. Amanda: Come again? Actually don't do that because obviously you can't be trusted.
@@theamandafiles lol I'm late I know but this reminds me of something I said yesterday just after I married Sebastian...I was trying to get the farm work done and follow him inside the house just because I was curious of his indoor activities. I wound up saying "I want to see what he does when he comes inside" to which I immediately followed up with "...Giggity." xD
When Amanda started naming all the produce she has I immediately thought of the lady in church who was sing ' I got greens, beans, potatoes, tomatoes, yams, etc'
Yea, I thought the same thing. my character didn’t do that when I was having a kid because I adopted so I’m pretty sure this is a sprite change for when you’re pregnant in game
I feel the need to defend my husband, Harvey. He is doing the best with what he has in town. The practice is barely scraping by and although he loves being in Stardew Valley, if the clinic continues to lose money, he will have to go back to the city, leaving everyone in town without a doctor. While I agree he could have treated Maru a little nicer, he’s under a lot of stress and I know for a fact he apologized to her later. Anyway, I think you should give him a chance because he’s such a big nerd and very sweet and generous 💕
Also Maru really shouldn’t have blamed Amanda for her dropping the samples. I would have had more respect for her if she took accountability and said “Sorry Harvey, I accidentally dropped the samples.”
omg amanda, after some research i found out that sebby has a cutscene that was either deleted or you had to see it before the 10 heart event. He explains his dad was a abusive drunk and he came home from school one day and his dad was attacking his mother, he ran in to help and hit his dad with a vase and knocked him out. Him and robin ran to get help and they never saw his dad again. its a sad story:(
48:10 as someone who had a baby six months ago, I had a vivid dream that my business was on fire and had to leave. Then my husband shows up. He doesn't have the baby. I'm mad as hell. Where's the damn baby, Jahmal. Where's the baby? He's like "I left her at home". My business is burning to the ground behind me. It's 2am. Everyone's around watching my life end. My BABY is home alone in her crib! My husband? Says he needs to drive a girl home when I demand we go home. I have to sit IN THE BACK SEAT OF MY OWN CAR while he drives this girl home who has the AUDACITY to light a smoke in my car. I never get home. I woke up before I got home and I don't know if my dream baby is alive and Sebastian just did the same ass shit lmfao
Girl - your Stardew vids are like my weekly soap opera. I saw this vid in my feed exercise will have to wait. I grabbed a bag of chips and something to drink and I was set for the rest of the night.
omg I hate that the children in stardew can’t really do much. I just wanna be friends and give them gifts and stuff. When they grow up you can give them hats though 🤠
Congrats with Kai😄 also side note for fishing: if your rod supports tackle, use them! I recommend the corked tackle (makes the green bar longer) & the barbed hook tackle (helps keep the fish in the green)
Idk if y’all will see this but I’m gonna comment anyway lol... Harvey is actually a such a sweetheart! Like a lot of us he struggles with social anxiety and because of that he can sometimes make things awkward and come across rude. IMO he’s the sweetest husband but Sebastian is a close second for me 😌💗
harvey is legit such a sweet husband. i'd never seen that comment from maru's heart event before because i pick the truth option and he's actually really understanding once she says it was an accident and doesn't try to blame you for what happened
CALLED THE MUSEUM TO REPORT THE DISCOVERY OF THE NICEST SWEETEST HUMAN BEING EVER TO EXIST ALSO KEEP YOUR MONEY AND BUY FRUIT ROLL-UPS OR A KROBUS PLUSH INSTEAD
I'm sorry but you cracked me up! I'm watching this video while washing dishes and laughing literally out loud and my husband is looking at me like I've lost my mind! I love your videos so much! Please keep it up
Hi Amanda I have been watching since your first video, and am finally commenting, I have watching all your videos, and I am exited that your baby is here the wit has been killing me. You are amazing, do not let others take you down.
hi i'm literally psychic because earlier today i looked at the word "Molokai" and was like "oh i love the name Kai" and now your baby is named Kai, i manifested it, no need to thank me now to manifest Harvey's demise
This kinda doesn’t relate to the video but you NEED to become friends with Penny!! I don’t wanna tell you why and spoil it for you but her storyline breaks my heart and she needs a friend 🥺🥺🥺
You would love the romance My Time at Portia. First of all it's voiced. Second of all you can hold your baby and play with them. And best of all sometimes you walk in on your partner playing with the baby
@@charliecat263 thank you for this because i was so confused i was googling sebastian stardew valley last name and sebastian granger and nothing came up
Married to Harvey and he is THE BEST husband. Man is as loyal as a Golden Retriever and looks adorable with his sunscreened lathered up dad bod in his speedo ❤
omg i know it's hard but i'm sure one day you'll be able to fish 😭 i'm the same way with fighting monsters in the mines, i did not go in there for the LONGEST time because i just could not deal with getting beat up by slimes
1:38 isn’t one of his favorite gifts sashimi though which is sliced fish? If that’s the case then I like to think he primarily eats it on special occasion like his birthday or when something cool happens, and eats plants the rest of the time so that you both will be happy. As some one who is married to Harvey in the game. He is far from a jerk. He is very kind and such a sweetheart. He always make sure that you are feeling well and always does his best for those around him. He is just really insecure about himself and worries a lot about keeping the clinic from going under. Almost every morning on my farm he fixes my character a complete breakfast, and offers to give a massage after a long day of work. Sometimes he’ll even help take care of the animals too! Yes he worries about staying out of the red and about the money, which I can see may seem rude, but at the same time without funds for the clinic he and Maru may not be able to afford medicine or equipment to keep the town healthy, and it may be forced to close down like the community center did. As for the whole door thing, I believe it is so that if a patient needs to go pee they can along with the doctors not having to lock and unlock the door every single time. I really don’t mean to sound rude, but I honestly feel like you haven’t given the character a fair chance, i could even hear Goose’s voice when you read his dialogue. I still really enjoy your videos and this series is really fun, it just made me feel kind of upset is all. You are free to your opinion as always and I’m sorry for the long annoying comment....
Though I'd planned on wooing and marrying one of the women in Stardew Valley, I wound up marrying Shane on my first playthrough. The first time he pulled the "Honey, can't you tell? You're pregnant." thing with me, I noped out of that file so fast. I just couldn't. It's been strictly same sex relationships with my lady PCs from here on out because at least "I signed our adoption papers" doesn't trigger my fight or flight response.
Genuinely love this, ngl I feel like the only man I could handle that cringe ass hetero shit from was Sebastian. Like if it had been Shane I probably would have done the same
Aww, congratulations! Welcome to the world [of Stardew Valley] little Kai. ♡ Oh! Did you know that you can grow all of your fruit-bearing trees right in your greenhouse and they will produce all year long. 😊
I live for how much trauma you hold from the flower dance alone
Of course Sebastian knew more about your own pregnancy than you. You didn’t even know your last name.
Me: *is about to sit down and have dinner*
My phone: *TOLD YOU I’D HAVE HIS BABIES*
“Come again? Actually, don’t do that, because you apparently can’t be trusted-“ I’m scream-laughing in my bedroom 😂😂😂
*honey can't you see? you're pregnant!*
*were having a baby soon!*
normal moms: omg! i'm so excited we're having a baby!
amanda: as far as the process of making it, that's all me sweetie. WE'RE making a ba?-no. that's all me.
"Me and Sebastian both don't eat fish, we are a plant based family"
Sebastian's favorite food being sashimi: 🗿🗿
Jodi should know better. Make pumpkin soup, JODI. /j
**visibly pregnant**
Not too late for Plan B 😂💀
so we’re ignoring the bangs in the thumbnail?? girl u look so good w them!!
THE BANGS, WAIT OMG. THOSE R SO CUTE AMANDA. WHO IS SHEEE??!
AAAAH THANKS I GOT BORED AND HAD A BREAKDOWN HEHE
@@theamandafiles yep I hear ya
@@theamandafiles you look absolutely gorgeous 💗
Omg you look amazing
Sebastian: “Amanda, we’re going to have a baby soon.”
Amanda: *runs to decorate nursery*
NOT SEBBY LITERALLY SENSING YOU TALKING ABOUT ALL THREE OF YOU GOING ON RIDES TOGETHER ON HIS BIKE AND PLANNING ON GETTING A SIDE CAR 😭❤️
Funniest most unappreciated line 🤣
Seb: Amanda, we're going to have a baby soon.
Amanda: Come again? Actually don't do that because obviously you can't be trusted.
thanks I was so proud of that subtle lil zinger ngl
@@theamandafiles lol I'm late I know but this reminds me of something I said yesterday just after I married Sebastian...I was trying to get the farm work done and follow him inside the house just because I was curious of his indoor activities. I wound up saying "I want to see what he does when he comes inside" to which I immediately followed up with "...Giggity." xD
@@LucifersLittleDemon666 xD thank you so much~
@@FelicianoCookie That was amazing! 😂😂
@@SourSam 😅Thank you!!
When Amanda started naming all the produce she has I immediately thought of the lady in church who was sing ' I got greens, beans, potatoes, tomatoes, yams, etc'
'YOU NAAAME IT' 💀
it's not just me that thought her character looked like...pregnant right?
Ikr I feel like my character looked pregnant too but I might just be hallucinating
Yea, I thought the same thing. my character didn’t do that when I was having a kid because I adopted so I’m pretty sure this is a sprite change for when you’re pregnant in game
Fatty character lol
Amanda refusing to participate in Midsommar is a mood and a half.
I feel the need to defend my husband, Harvey. He is doing the best with what he has in town. The practice is barely scraping by and although he loves being in Stardew Valley, if the clinic continues to lose money, he will have to go back to the city, leaving everyone in town without a doctor. While I agree he could have treated Maru a little nicer, he’s under a lot of stress and I know for a fact he apologized to her later. Anyway, I think you should give him a chance because he’s such a big nerd and very sweet and generous 💕
Also Maru really shouldn’t have blamed Amanda for her dropping the samples. I would have had more respect for her if she took accountability and said “Sorry Harvey, I accidentally dropped the samples.”
THANK YOU BOTH Harvey is a bean and I will not stand for this slander of him.
thank you so much, i never feel anyone appreciates his efforts
@@StopThatWeebNamedRia The farmer told maru to say that, besides yall are defending a bot..
As someone who never has married Harvey, I agree
"granger" is actually a level title ! it'll change once you reach the next exp. level
sebastian: "amanda were going to have a baby soon."
Amanda:Come again?🤔🤨🤔🤨🦻🦻🦻🦻👁️👃👁️📢📢📢❓🔇🔇🔇🔇◻️👄◻️ *confusion noises*
I’m looking at the TRUE royal family of Stardew Valley right now 🥺🥺
omg amanda, after some research i found out that sebby has a cutscene that was either deleted or you had to see it before the 10 heart event. He explains his dad was a abusive drunk and he came home from school one day and his dad was attacking his mother, he ran in to help and hit his dad with a vase and knocked him out. Him and robin ran to get help and they never saw his dad again. its a sad story:(
:O
@@theamandafiles Ikr:O
it's almost like foreshadowing that you joked about the frog being your son and now your actual son is born and he's in a green frog colored blanket
Amanda: Sebastian and i don't eat fish
Sebastian's favorite food: raw fish
Sebastian: ......
Amanda, I simply cannot allow this Alex slander to go unnoticed. He’s literally nothing like Goose.
YESS YOU JUST NEED YO GET TO KNKW HIM DKDNNE
@@olivelily5372 he steals your money to build a tv room at the bar like don't touch my money b--
Says the gacha kid. Hes a sexist money-wasting man.
“Told you I’d have his babies”
as you SHOULD 😌
"It's not too late to take the morning after pill" ☠️☠️☠️
The next tier list you do HAS to be Stardew Valley characters. I feel you change your thoughts on them every video, lol.
Danggg this is a great idea
48:10 as someone who had a baby six months ago, I had a vivid dream that my business was on fire and had to leave. Then my husband shows up. He doesn't have the baby. I'm mad as hell. Where's the damn baby, Jahmal. Where's the baby? He's like "I left her at home". My business is burning to the ground behind me. It's 2am. Everyone's around watching my life end. My BABY is home alone in her crib! My husband? Says he needs to drive a girl home when I demand we go home. I have to sit IN THE BACK SEAT OF MY OWN CAR while he drives this girl home who has the AUDACITY to light a smoke in my car.
I never get home. I woke up before I got home and I don't know if my dream baby is alive and Sebastian just did the same ass shit lmfao
IM SO ANGRY FOR YOU DSSHSHSHSH this dream sounds like some shit my scumbag brain would randomly pull on me too 😭
I love the aspirational empty fishtank. You're gonna figure this fishing thing out, I promise!
Alternative title: Amanda pauses at every dialogue box to vent about every emotion she has in that moment
Oh how this title scared me for a minute there... you were riding on fine lines for a second.
I WORRIED ABOUT THIS JWNAHAHAKDH
Got thing those babies will provide you a stimulus check
Girl - your Stardew vids are like my weekly soap opera. I saw this vid in my feed exercise will have to wait. I grabbed a bag of chips and something to drink and I was set for the rest of the night.
Basically Amanda having baby fever for fifty two minutes.
Girl at least your last name isn’t literally just ‘Farmgirl’
GSHSHSJSISH MISS FARMGIRL TO THE PRINCIPLES OFFICE RHEJSHSHSGW
Mine is legit PLANTER!!! Beat that 👁👄👁
@@zeet8117 just checked, and......mine is farmer..... lmao
@@zeet8117 NEWCOMER beat that:()
Bruh I used to be cowpoke ☠️☠️☠️
Wait amanda, THAT FAN FICTION IS AMAZING!!!!! YOUR SUCH A GOOD WRITER!!! CHAPTER 3 HAD ME CRYING, IVE NEVER CRIED LIKE THAT TO A BOOK
wait but actually? give Alex a chance. his backstory is p emotional and after a while he starts to grow on u 🥺
Especially if you play as a guy character
Stardew’s laissez faire approach to childcare gives me so much anxiety.
so glad I’m not alone I’ll never be over this
Exactly why Leah and I adopted. To avoid the stress.
omg I hate that the children in stardew can’t really do much. I just wanna be friends and give them gifts and stuff. When they grow up you can give them hats though 🤠
In a new update you should be able to customize your kids and also have heart events with them and give them chores etc
the babies in this game are literal demons, good luck tho
so glad chance has a little brother now, he’ll be such a good teacher
your hair looks so amazing in the thumbnail bestie!!!
Congrats with Kai😄 also side note for fishing: if your rod supports tackle, use them! I recommend the corked tackle (makes the green bar longer) & the barbed hook tackle (helps keep the fish in the green)
This woman is living full ass life in stardew valley
AMANDA!!! literally how do all your videos swoop in when I needed them the most 😭
OMFG YOU LOOK SO PRETTY IN THAT THUMBNAIL YESSSSSSSS WHY DOSE SEBASTIAN GET U ALL TO HIMSELF SIS SHARE WITH US!!!
I'm LIVING for your fanfic!!! Please keep updating. So in love with your writing ❤❤❤❤❤
Idk if y’all will see this but I’m gonna comment anyway lol... Harvey is actually a such a sweetheart! Like a lot of us he struggles with social anxiety and because of that he can sometimes make things awkward and come across rude. IMO he’s the sweetest husband but Sebastian is a close second for me 😌💗
harvey is legit such a sweet husband. i'd never seen that comment from maru's heart event before because i pick the truth option and he's actually really understanding once she says it was an accident and doesn't try to blame you for what happened
@@karlakizem6326 yes! It’s probably more of her own insecurity that she’s projecting onto Harvey tbh lol, Harvey needs all the love! 💗🥺
I love stardew valley because you can TELL the game was made by a man at certain points, between the flower dance and instantaneous birth
And the wedding being like 3 minutes long and you gotta go back to work the same day 😂 i was like "yup that game was made by a man"
The way every video you release is so entertaining idk how you do it. Also the bangs are looking great 😩😩😩
Don't mind me, just showing my favorite Amanda with 💫💫attention💫💫 the bangs??? Incredible. You ate it up
The fact that I would pay Amanda all my money if i could just so she knows that I support her for being her.
CALLED THE MUSEUM TO REPORT THE DISCOVERY OF THE NICEST SWEETEST HUMAN BEING EVER TO EXIST ALSO KEEP YOUR MONEY AND BUY FRUIT ROLL-UPS OR A KROBUS PLUSH INSTEAD
All videos are on hold until I watch the 1 hour Amanda special
I'm sorry but you cracked me up! I'm watching this video while washing dishes and laughing literally out loud and my husband is looking at me like I've lost my mind! I love your videos so much! Please keep it up
AMANDA THE BANGS ARE KILLING ME YES GIRL WORK IT
Just found out I have to quarantine for 10 days from a close contact at work. This made my morning!! :)
Hi Amanda I have been watching since your first video, and am finally commenting, I have watching all your videos, and I am exited that your baby is here the wit has been killing me. You are amazing, do not let others take you down.
oops I meant wait.
I just read your new chapter on wattpad it was sooo good then you post this, awesome 🤩
You're living a normal family life while the town is pulling some midsummer shit
Not stroller. Baby wagon.
You look so pretty in the thumbnail Amanda! Luv your hair 🐙💕
hi i'm literally psychic because earlier today i looked at the word "Molokai" and was like "oh i love the name Kai" and now your baby is named Kai, i manifested it, no need to thank me
now to manifest Harvey's demise
They don’t even acknowledge the child it’s like an accessory to the villagers LOL
You: Krobus is the BEST thing that ever happened to me
Sebastian: what, and i'm not exaggerating, *the fuck*
Now bark like a dog....
I honestly laughed so hard I started crying :D
You are a gem Amanda. A goddamn gem
Omg this is posted literally just as the animal crossing update hit! Soo hypeeee!
Are we going to ignore that Sebastien has a ( ahem) dump truck. Like a whole two pixels behind that thing
The way you talk about the flower dance is the same way I think about my junior prom
This kinda doesn’t relate to the video but you NEED to become friends with Penny!! I don’t wanna tell you why and spoil it for you but her storyline breaks my heart and she needs a friend 🥺🥺🥺
OMFG THE QUEEN HERSELF GAVE ME HEART I THINK IM GONNA FAINT
Even tho this is a game.
We got attached to these characters. I got attached to these characters! So this is a pretty big deal for me.
Okay but the thumbnail bang is GIVING
Me: simps for Harvey
Amanda: Evil mustache man!
Me: 👀...
The one dislike is from Harvey.
You would love the romance My Time at Portia. First of all it's voiced. Second of all you can hold your baby and play with them. And best of all sometimes you walk in on your partner playing with the baby
The first flower dance of my first year, LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE PERSON REJECTED ME AND IT ALSO TRAUMATIZED ME 😂
im laughing so hard at "amanda granger" help
still completely puzzled over this
@@theamandafiles Granger is your current farmer skill level!! So the more you level up your skills it changes!
@@theamandafiles so granger is level 18, it changes every second level :)
@@charliecat263 thank you for this because i was so confused i was googling sebastian stardew valley last name and sebastian granger and nothing came up
@@memethyst LOL you're welcome 😭
i just finished binging all your stardew vids and let me tell you i am obsessed with you!!!!!!! you're so entertaining and lovely 🥰
man, Amanda's titles always crack me up :]
Married to Harvey and he is THE BEST husband. Man is as loyal as a Golden Retriever and looks adorable with his sunscreened lathered up dad bod in his speedo ❤
so glad to see another stardew upload!! you got me into it and honestly i’m sooo hyperfixated haha. you made me fall in love with shane ;;
GIRL THOSE BANGS LOOK SO GOOD yASSS I STAN
My day always gets better when I see theamandafiles posted a new video
omg i know it's hard but i'm sure one day you'll be able to fish 😭 i'm the same way with fighting monsters in the mines, i did not go in there for the LONGEST time because i just could not deal with getting beat up by slimes
I thought that Robin and Demetrious were the same age as Sebastion and Maru. I found it weird that they all lived together until now haha
your wattpad story is the only thing giving me life
2 uploads, a day apart? you’re spoiling us :0
1:38 isn’t one of his favorite gifts sashimi though which is sliced fish? If that’s the case then I like to think he primarily eats it on special occasion like his birthday or when something cool happens, and eats plants the rest of the time so that you both will be happy.
As some one who is married to Harvey in the game. He is far from a jerk. He is very kind and such a sweetheart. He always make sure that you are feeling well and always does his best for those around him. He is just really insecure about himself and worries a lot about keeping the clinic from going under. Almost every morning on my farm he fixes my character a complete breakfast, and offers to give a massage after a long day of work. Sometimes he’ll even help take care of the animals too!
Yes he worries about staying out of the red and about the money, which I can see may seem rude, but at the same time without funds for the clinic he and Maru may not be able to afford medicine or equipment to keep the town healthy, and it may be forced to close down like the community center did. As for the whole door thing, I believe it is so that if a patient needs to go pee they can along with the doctors not having to lock and unlock the door every single time. I really don’t mean to sound rude, but I honestly feel like you haven’t given the character a fair chance, i could even hear Goose’s voice when you read his dialogue. I still really enjoy your videos and this series is really fun, it just made me feel kind of upset is all. You are free to your opinion as always and I’m sorry for the long annoying comment....
Amanda was joking about being vegan, She cant fish so she was joking around with the fact that she and sebby "are a plant based family"
I LOVE THE BANGS YOU LOOK SO GOOD AMANDA
Amanda is literally my life at this point
Wait until she finds out that she can sacrifice children
Though I'd planned on wooing and marrying one of the women in Stardew Valley, I wound up marrying Shane on my first playthrough. The first time he pulled the "Honey, can't you tell? You're pregnant." thing with me, I noped out of that file so fast. I just couldn't. It's been strictly same sex relationships with my lady PCs from here on out because at least "I signed our adoption papers" doesn't trigger my fight or flight response.
Genuinely love this, ngl I feel like the only man I could handle that cringe ass hetero shit from was Sebastian. Like if it had been Shane I probably would have done the same
Omg I'm living. I literally love your stardew content and I'm so excited to watch this that I'm commenting before I even do
Once you get a gold clock your fences won't fall apart, yay!
YOU LOOK SO CUTE IN THE THUMBNAIL AMANDA 🙈🙈
bark like a dog 😭 im sobbing
the crib was in there from the moment you got the addition because subtlety is not Robin's strong point.
Yay you posted another video I always love watching them filled with quality content
AMANDA THE BANGS GIRL OK GO OFFFF
Aww, congratulations! Welcome to the world [of Stardew Valley] little Kai. ♡
Oh! Did you know that you can grow all of your fruit-bearing trees right in your greenhouse and they will produce all year long. 😊
i think all of us need a sebastian in our life