Why You Wouldn't Survive Dying Light's Harran Virus
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- Опубликовано: 22 фев 2019
- We take another look at a zombie apocalypse INFECTED ACTUALLY, where a virus gets out of control in Harran; evolving exponentially with maybe a glimmer of hope??
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Why I wouldn't survive zombie outbreaks:
• Bad at parkour
• Can't run for more than 3 minutes
I would breathe hard just running 10 seconds
Just kill all sons of bitches, that's my official instruction
@Meme Man He doesn't need to when he can outparkour the zombies, would you be able to outparkour the zombies?
@@AL-lz6px virals and volatiles prevent that as they can just climb
@@camtastic4 Volatiles only come out during the night and virals lack the intelligence and resilience and they don't go for the bite so they can be outmanoeuvred or overpowered even if they're faster as long as you make sure there aren't any other infected around and that you don't make noise.
I mean... I’m barely surviving normal life
True
Heavy *mood* , bro. True that.
most accurate thing i have heard in months
Oh good, it's not just me.
Dam I would survive it Haha no cause meds are being made to keep up with the viruses
Crane is a legend in that universe. He’s known for being the greatest runner that ever lived because he was incredibly athletic and skilled at parkour. You would have to be an olympic medalist to survive in that world.
No they wont
Well a lot of the characters are Olympic athletes because the virus actually gotten to harran during the Olympics
Instance the girl character I think we might be Jade but I might be wrong on that was an Olympic kickboxer
@@kylejohns2288 Ur right! she whas!
The tower leader was a professional parkour Instructor and has taught many of the tower ppl how to run
Everyone is a gangsta until "Good Night. Good Luck." comes
Fr
Unless some shitass gives u a 31k dmg bat and 99999 hunter gland
@@normalbiscuit naw man, volatiles still screw you quick
@@iryairya2008 i mean if u hav grandmas eggnog and about 30 night hunter boosters or whatever theyr called it gonna take a bit for em to kill u
@@normalbiscuit yeah I guess lol
Reasons you wouldn't survive:
1. Volatiles
2. Look at 1
3. Look at 2
4. Look at 3
i love messing around with the volatiles, they're actually pretty dumb. until they call their squad, and then it ain't fun and games no more.
My lil bro put down the controller when he first saw a volatile lol scared him and scared me too tbh lol
@@zombiesquid4657 tbh i called my lil bro into the room cuz i was too scared to fight them at first 😂😂😂 eventually got over it and hunted them for fun.
@@zombiesquid4657 that'd be cool. I need to find a job so I can get a pc and start making gamer comentaries lol
@@zombiesquid4657 already subbed in case you do lol
Bold of you to assume I want to survive
YourBoyMuzz lmfao
YourBoyMuzz bro I love you 😂😂
Lets become volatiles together then
Same
Legendary.
Ah yes, the volatiles also known as the “nah, fuck that shit”
Volatiles aka flying insta kill
The volatiles are very fast and strong. Also they are literally a parkour god. *your dead*
Imagine, that ur going out at night with friends to the forest, in the forest, you find a cave, you go in
*YOU REALIZE THAT ITS A VOLATILE NEST*
Volatiles are “Fuck this shit I’m out”
@@Boone69 Then you realize you have Gold Chop Chop
I wouldn’t want to survive it. Imagine how bad it would be. Imagine how God awful the smell would be. Everything around you, anywhere you go, would smell of rotting flesh, feces, decay, etc. Not to mention the different types of beefed up variants. That one zombie is an absolute unit, the one that charges at you and throws cars and stuff. If I encountered that, I might be paralyzed straight up out of fear.
It would be a very, very lonely and stinky world…It wouldn’t be something you would want to survive.
exactly! The smell is super awful! Which is why one of my favorite sidequests in Dying Light 2 is about someone complaining of the smell (the realistic thing to do) and tries to make an air freshener haha.
That reality would be like the middle ages, in the sense that life is cheap and short, not worth much. When literally any day could be your last, you live life to the fullest. When you die, so be it. Every day alive is a win.
@@ThePancakeRenegade theres a quest like that in early DL1 too, you gotta collect lavender because the area surrounding the tower stinks
@@molstad182 I recall! "There's a lot to be done around the tower" ughh I could only stand him telling me that line for so long
*Why you wouldn't survive Anthem's loading screens*
Lmao.... And its still loading
Isnt it obvious?
Of course you wouldnt cuz of the lightning-speed loading screen would give epilepsy (sorry, eng aint main language)
And connectivity
Haha very nice 👏
I got a Samsung 970 EVO NVme m.2 SSD. I survived the Anthem loading screens.
Imagine hanging out at Harran with your friends having fun but then you see a text saying [NIGHT IS COMING]
You can not sleep now there are monster- er I mean volatiles nearby
Oh no those dangerous fricks are coming... got to go to a safe zone
old town is better
Scary As Shet.
Me:.....Hey guys do you feel like dying or getting infected tonight?
Friends;wait.......WHAT?!
I wouldn’t even die to a zombie, I guarantee I’d miss a jump hit my head and die
Me too. 90% of my deaths in both dying lights are from falling
lol man u r a good person i think
@@marshalman2252 and also u
I'm gonna be dead because my plants aren't doing anything to the zombies
The worst thing is, is that all of the zombies are still deep down conscious they just can't control their body and are just along for the ride.
That is definitely worse than death, that is for sure 😢
Noticed that when I knocked a zombies air out dude pleaded for his life….. I stopped for a sec but realized he wasn’t human 🤣
Not all of them, only virals since they turned like minutes or hours ago, Biters arent conscious at all
@@Ijustpullingeneral virals(the running guys) will beg for mercy sometimes when you hit them but thats because theyve turned recently and retain some of their human emotions and attributes, thats also why they can dodge and climb
We’d all die because we’d run out of breath. Crane gets his stamina back quicker than a lightning bolt.
Or it never runs out
You know how much adrenaline you would have when you run? With adrenaline even a skinny white boy could outrun a volatile
@@nickcoy2103 True, but not forever. Probably not even 200 yards. A volatile would catch any one of us eventually.
@@thomasweeden2683 damn that's so true it's scary i would sleep on the top floor of a sky scraper ALL NIGHT
@Kermit 2 well in the game there aren't any cases of them like on top of high buildings like sky scrapers but i guess in real life they could but i just feel i would be safest at the top of a building since in the game most of the volatile nests are underground or are in some dark tunnel or something like that
#1. No Revives
#2. No automatic healing
#3. No checkpoints
#4. No convenient saves/plot
#5. Probably not the main character
just be the zombie lmao
Lol, First person for the win
Lmfao #5 got me dead asf
unless you're counting it as automatic healing which is fair you left out #6 No inexplicable immunity/resistance to virus... lol still fun list
Lul
This game has got to be one of my favourite zombie games ever, the sheer world building and secrets you can find across the map are awesome, from the large bridge on the edge of the map that you can explore, and the plethora of cool Easter eggs found on both base maps and the dlc map, it’s just so cool! And that doesn’t even cover the badass gameplay. (Sure the story wasn’t the best and the ending “tap this button” type ending was underwhelming, I still found all the progression and content fantastic)
Me too...what a fantastic game!! I got it back in 2017 but didn't play it for some odd reason...started playing it in 2018 and boy was I blown away
I especially enjoy The Walking Dead: Saints and Sinners, I want a combination between the best zombie games.
I wish they would release Red Dead Redemption 2: Undead Nightmare.
Shitty game, amazing and fun gameplay
@@nmhjjp so its not a shitty game? Did you mean the story is shit?
@@nmhjjp yea the story is dogshit
I know, I am late; but I love how a major fact in Dying Light is the fact that the Armed Forces of Turkey simply refuse to go in and Kill the Zombies, but instead wait out and quarantined it, stopping infection out, but dooming the ones inside.
you are threatened with termination if you go across the bridge with a grappling hook lmao, they are literally making a knock off hunger games
@@sakuyaizayoi8946can you give me a link to the video where you get threatened to get killed if you go over the bridge??
@@darksider1234 is not exactly like that
You see if you manage to grapple to the inaccesible part in the slums bridge since is a off limits part of the map it teleports you back to the second half of the brigde
Thats it yea..
I mean they did send the carpet bombing jets tho they coulda Done it
DL is set in Turkey?
The zombies can do parkour, everyone’s dead
@Iron Bear They will be runners in the new post apocalyptic society
@Lord help me your name says it all.
Pinkel Wurst that’s what I meant by the zombies, I meant the volatiles
@Pinkel Wurst What about the night hunter?
@Pinkel Wurst he is. He can basically grapple to buildings, spit toxic saliva? and can get rid of UV lights. So we would definently be screwed but it seems that there is only 1 night hunter.
Everybody gangster until a zombie starts talking to you
No
Hell yes. When that whole story arc panned out, it just made me more terrified knowing that possibly, somewhere out in the great unknown, the infected are conscious, powerful, and planning the world's demise...
@@firkejdjneii28283 your the hargid God
@@ninjagamer9315 No
gabell Yes
Don't forget to add that even if someone is as capable as Crane, most city infrastructures are not designed by parkour in mind as a method of getting around.
While in Lore Harran might have not been designed for parkour, from a game design standpiont, it was to the very last detail.
So even if you had the inhuman video game mobility in real life, you most likely wouldn't have the terrain to support you like it does in game. You'd have buildings far apart from each other, and long wide roads that were designed for cars, but now are occupied by zombie hordes.
Depends on the country. In Europe where there are still many old towns you would have quite good chances. Ofc all this car-centric US-city-style and you are doomed once the 6 lane roads are filled with the infected.
In the game it is stated that people propped up things to improve the odds of scaling buildings so if a community survives over time they will modify the surroundings.
6:33 small mistake here, you can find this out in a side mission where you get UV bulbs
The Ministry Of Defence did not immediately bomb all bridges, infact the bridges were quickly equipped with high power UV lights to repel the zombies from escaping, this was supposed to be an escape but it failed when the power got cut out so it unfortunately allowed for the escape of some zombies, the ministry quickly reacted and bombed the bridge to attempt to stop it from spreading more
Unfortunately we don't how it exactly escaped to the whole world but hopefully we'll have that explained in a mission in DL2
Spoilers for dl2
It is said that the vaccine was made but the gre continued with research for the military and a new strain of thv got released leading to the fall and everything got worse from after that
@@CKzoidYT Not really spoilers since that that's opening for Dl2
@@mjburden8086 lol olympics were going on when the virus started in harran. People were constantly flying in and out. If anything the virus should have spread around the world immediately. Im more confused on how they kept the virus contained in harran after the outbreke
They didn’t escape tho they were killed immediately that’s why the city in the distance looks safe
it was confirmed that cranes escape as a volatile is canon
you know, not once during my full gameplay of this game did i think to myself "yeah i could hanlde that in real life"
In the tutorial climbing the tower I would sh*t myself and die at the same time
@@archersterling6726 look im fine wit guns and destroying zombies but when u bring heights to it FUCK THAT I WOULD RATHER TURN
During my playthrough i only said that at the beginning when you are in the tower, the second i stepped foot outside i went "nope, nevermind im dead already"
No one will able to handle themselves when it comes to pitch black night with volatiles and virals who tries to eat you
@@iryairya2008 don’t forget those big fuckers. They basically shaq
1. Volatiles
2. Don’t lie, you almost failed gym
3. Night and day cycles are too long irl
4. Demolishers, Virals, Toads, and Walkers
5. You can’t choose the difficulty
6. No Antizen
If there's an Antizen and they Air Dropped it you still need to move your ass just to get it, heck the Government won't risk health workers and soldiers in the field full of zombies and mutated freaks running at night.
I think uou meant
5. It's always on nightmare mode
What about goons, night hunter and bomber and volture
@@ZippyKibblez I dont think night hunters would exist, since there players invading but there would be no "protagonist" so I'm not sure, also no know what a volture is
@@Wrtt0G or was it called bolter
I swear, the CHILL that went down my spine when I first heard a Viral speak like a person again…..
I mean, you gotta respect how quickly and effectively the Haran government reacted. Making sure the virus wouldn’t spread to the rest of the world
I don’t expect any real world government to act this way. Just look at what we got for a simple thing like COVID-19
I think Turkey managed it since the city was in disarray. Ministry of defence is not from Harran since they are planning to bomb the city.
@proallnighter you mean covid-19 the one that's JuSt a CoLd, bRo
/s lmao
@@proallnighterthere were country’s that got cleared early 2020 because they did the right thing. But country’s like America could give a shit cuz chaos=profit
@@proallnighternah the other dude right, some govt were smart, other not so much.
Everytime I'm watching one of these "you wouldn't survive this and that" I'm here like I know I wouldn't, but tell me anyways
Tbh that's me, too
SAME
All we would need is a safe zone unlocked
No we need a RAygunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnbbnnnnnnnnbsjsvshwvwhwhwvwvwvwvwvwhwhwhhwhskwowjwhwkwkwhwbwjjsksoaosowjejejej joke I don't why I said that 😂
Brennen Oliver Facts
@@zinkprince6214 thats called having a stroke
So true so true
Yeah and stay in it till the end
Lets be honest, we wouldnt survive because of how unfit so many of us are and cant do parkour Xd
Fr. I can't even run for more than 10 seconds. Let alone parkour
I can run fast but get tired fast if I do.
It's not that you can't Parkour it's that you won't have so many options to Parkour irl
Even profession Parkourers can't climb and have that much stamina as Crane lol So average people like us are fucked.
Now I’m imagining a soccer mom park outing killing zombies and getting supplies
If you've ever playing Dying Light in nightmare difficulty you know how thrilling nighttime can get :3 having a pack of elite volatiles on your tail.
Can't survive Dying Light because im awake at night and asleep at day
Lol my dad works the 3rd shift so he does that too!
So you're basically a volatile.
true
Imagine being awake at night and you see those giant ass zombies outside ur window
@@AtomicOwl lmao, death.
I think this goes for any game: Just remember how many times you actually died before you finished the game on the hardest difficulty.
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@@babarlabpigeon5082 this is just how many times I died in quarantine zones, because of those 5 viral groups endlessly spawning
Me:Nah man I'm gonna be fin..(reads comment)(remembers that he died 38 times to finish game on the hardest difficulty)...........wait .
Or even just on normal difficulty. I can't think of any game I've ever gotten through without dying at least once. Of course, apart from games that don't have death, like racing games
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You get close enough to a Bolter, while the pursuit is going on, they’ll hit and knock a player down. Happened to me this past Christmas event (the daytime Bolters).
"but that's just a theory... A game theory"
That got me real good
Holy shit, Dying Light actually shared this on facebook😂
Dl devs are really interactive with their fans
@@makavelithadon1224 yeah, they even have had a thing for the community to design an outfit for Crane
Da Informer reminded me of the community challenges...they were really fun
@@stillgod2250 Wasn't that the thing where they tried to get everyone to drink a bunch of water for a reward?
when you down yeah they did.
I often wonder how conscious zombies are of their actions. Like they're aware of what they're doing but they can't stop it
The virals were definitely most aware compared to the other types.
Demolishers sometimes try to kill themselves
@@koleszgdanska7149Me fr
Actually, you CAN shoot the screamers, but it's really difficult as most of them are around corners that prevent you from getting your sights on them without entering their scream radius.
Fuck dat i grab em b4 they kan even scream😂
You love to see this getting recommended during the coronavirus
............nice
Just happend to me
Knight Master yeah you’re stupid asf
Knight Master you’d rather have a slim chance at surviving a zombie apocalypse over covid19... dumbest shit I’ve heard in 2020 and I’ve heard so many dumb things already you “bitch”
Knight Master how tf is anyone supposed to know that’s a joke lmfao. Are you dumb or dumb my dude?
You gotta admit, dying lights zombies are pretty unique
basically l4d-2 without the normal non running zombs
@@ExotikK__39 Theres only so much you can do with zombies types. At some point you will have the same zombies, whether its copied or not
@@ExotikK__39 While not many games use them, those arent very original. Most people can think of those as another simple variant. They arent very unique, unlike zombies like the clicker
@@ExotikK__39 Good now explain me how spawner create zombie out of thin air or how shockwave shock you. You talk a lot of shit about dying light zombie not being creative but unlike your two ''very'' imaginative creation, dying light zombie's mutation are explained and plausible. Not only that but a zombie with a long range attack that can debilitate is pretty much what the toad/spitty boi/spitter is , while the spawn zombie close to himself is pretty much like the screamer/child zombie/snappy boi except that yours doesnt disorient or get the famous cute ''aww'' from your gf before traumatizing her its, therefore spawner is inferior.
There is also the technical limitation of the game, not everything you can imagine can be coded into a game with limitation (otherwise id want some shadow of the collosus type of zombie (not realist but potentially fun as fuck). On the other hand the 5+ basic zombie archetype, give a decent amount of design possibility, are fairly balanced, doesnt require a pokedex for your zombie and is a field tested formula that work and is enjoyable.
Finally you giving shit to other for not being creative while essentially re-skinning two common zombie archetype and not providing any form of explanation whatsoever on how the human body could acquire such ability. Also you call the zombie that can spawn other zombie Spawner and the one that can shock you is called shockwave (a bit more original but wrong since a shockwave by definition as nothing to do with electricity and more to do with explosive or any other type of object or circumstance that can create a deflagration)
btw im probably not gonna answer, arguing on the internet is like kicking you own nut, never fun and at your own risk hope you learn that lesson at some point, its really helpfull.
@@zombiesquid4657 hmmm left for dead
My trick is find a enclosed room wait for night and draw as much attention as possible and with a semi auto shotgun i just let them in and drop them in 1 or 2 shots and when i need to reload throw a uv flare and good to keep going. Most i banked in 1 night i ranked up like 2-3 lvls
Where tf do you get a shotgun
I think you also forgot the best example of the host asking you to kill them, the headcrab zombie they actually do scream out in pain when on fire begging for help. Actually kinda dark if you ask me.. Also the flood infected can’t even scream. Trust me. I know they only emit a high pitch scream using the hosts or telepathically communicating.
Just go to Greenland. If Plague Inc has taught me anything, it's that Greenland is impossible to infect.
unless infected planes and boats come to fuck
lol
Lmaooo
unless u started there..
Rizaru Schwartz then we don’t need to worry because it won’t ever leave Greenland we can just nuke the place and be done with it
Dying light and other zombie game: try like half of the game trying to find cure
Resendent evil: *USE HERB*
Dying Light 2: A yo you want some *SUN???*
Brøther may I have some HËRB
Ooh shit I got bitten
Don't worry I won't be infected
Herb will save me every time
WHAT KIND OF HERD?!?
@@klynt2763 it's like snoop dogg says, smoke wee everyday.
Canonically none of the RE protagonist were ever bitten. The moment you take damage form zombies, that run is non-canon
I listen to just about every video you put out when I’m at work and truly man I come back to this video so much, I love dying light and your commentary keep it up
I know another reason why we wouldn't survive Dying Light's Harran virus: We can't respawn
I wouldn't survive, because my Grappling Hook missed high, again, and I ended up 50 feet over the target point and a helpless 300-foot drop to my death.
Just grapple the ground... oh wait they got rid of that? Well ur screwed
@A.A.Ron Davis thought they did
@@TooTy25622 it depends.. for me it works 1/3 times
Lol
You can cancel grapple mid use with circle/B.
"Audibly sounds like a volatile."
(Volatile Scream)
So do u
Sawse kinda sus
Ive never played Dying Light. I do love hearing Daedric Prince Meridia as the Mother Volatile tho. Even says "Listen to my voice" which made it all the more clear 😂
Such an epic way to think about that, keep it up!
I'm at peace with the fact I'll probably die relatively quick in an apocalypse.
but what if you don't die and just lose control of your body. Alive but forced to watch as your body attacks your former friends without any control to stop it
Gai Gun go out like a badass bud.
@@Lemilie Damn.
@@031TH_LUCIFER the virus at yo fingas mate, the will stay there for a month before startin to spread to yor entire arm then another month to take ova yor. brain
@@sirwaddlesdeethird7186 good thing im washing my hands lol
"I would survive. I would find the biggest, baddest guy around *and give him the best head of his life."*
Underrated comment.
Brilliant
B R it’s funny but I truly feel you would do that 😂
Not my comment. I quoted this.
B R my bad bro😂lol
I've seen this video so many times. Never gets old
I remember seeing the Volatiles for the first time. Made me shit my pants and scream. Definitely didn't sleep that night 😂. Love the game
That first time your caught out past sunset and THEY see you is absolutely terrifying. It's so well crafted that as you run for your life you truly feel like they are right behind you. I can't remember the last time made the feeling of fear so palpable. You are actually afraid to go out after dark.. great game.
@ConzerWithNoBrim How is it wasted?
@ConzerWithNoBrim Okay well that was kind of lackluster. And how would it be well spent of an opportunity? In other words; how would it not be wasted?
I know i had coop on and it was still crazy
ConzerWithNoBrim no answer?
if you’re a coward yeah
Everybody gangsta until [NIGHT IS COMING]
[Night has arrived]
*a volatile scream*.
Me :*shits my pants*
And jade talks the radio
@UCoqDSPSqgVIKpDOBJVqucLQ have you ever told jade to shut the fuck up because you were afraid the volatiles would hear you but you know it’s not a thing but do it anyways?
Everybody gangsta till
DESTROY THE EGGS
appears
That intro just kept going bro, I had an aneurysm 😂 that was nice.
When "The Mother" started speaking, all my brain could think was " A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON"
honestly, the music for Dying Light is so good, it feels nostalgic even though I only just beat it.
The main game ending theme especially. Gives me grousebumps every time i hear it.
Best zombies music ever. Absolutely chilling.
Ben L. I cant even get past the early missions, i have a broken pipe and a few other weapons that break in 20 hits. Im on a mission where i have to kill a goon and a few normal zombies and get under a garage. There are barrels, but also virals right next to where i am.
Sameeee i cry when i hear it cos the memories of playing this game go through my mind
Yeah, the music really helps make this game
Everybody gangster till your UV light runs out
continusly flashing uv wont work they will be able to attack you shortly after being blinded by it so you gotta keep running and aimming the uv
adir avraham They can still spit acid at you
@@johnnycage9656 that's why you cant outrun volatiles in open areas, you have to have corners and buildings to climb
@@codyratelle5464 Do you know, what is zigzac? Minus 50% to volatiles accuracy (at least)
@@szariq7338 if you're asking me if I know what the zigzag running maneuver is, yes I do, but in an open area that wont save you, try doing it in the dlc and you'll know exactly what I mean😂😂
Your comment about dangling "your choices matter" was spot on.
i want to say thanks for all the theories on this game, ill put all this information to good use when i play the game again on my nintendo switch
People really underestimate how much stamina it takes to fight even one zombie. Like, if that zombie is anything above the walking dead level, you're probably going to be close to exhaustion once you hit the 4th/5th one.
just have to kick them really hard.
I mean just target their legs they aint biting if they arent chasin
Ex HEMA praticioner here, any melee weapon over 3kg for both hands wielding It will be extremely hard to handle for extended fights, but not really Impossible to defend yourself from a few zombies with a Hammer/steel pipe If you hit critical spots
@@lucker6181 A lead pipe to a decaying throat would probably do something
@@HenrikSherwood Yeah, a few throats until your arms get exausted and you grow tired quickly
why your wallet wouldn't survive a steam sales
You bought Dying Light on sale today as well?
@@luism.4783 well i know i did 😎
Quick question how would I know when Steam has their sales?
@@_Circus_Clapped_ Google it..every major sales are on the same day I think...there should be one in June
luis marquez same lmao
This is such a throw back😵💫
This was actually a well written series other then the lack of guns but regardless pretty dang good
I honestly can't see Dying Light 2 baiting us with the "your choices matter" mechanic it's advertising. The game's story is being written by Chris Avellone. This is the guy who is well known for the stories of Fallout 2 and Fallout: New Vegas, both games with a great variety of outcomes for the endings.
I've got high hopes, especially with how well done the first game is.
Chris did fantastic with New Vegas. You can do whatever you want in that game ❤️
Except for killing children
I hope they don’t do the “real actual ending is in DLC” again.
reality except the DLC isn’t a real ending at all and is confirmed to be not cannon. Lol
Could still be baiting because those games almost write themselves alltho looking at fallout 76 maybe im wrong.
That 'Don't Get Bit' shirt doesn't even have goddamn sleeves!
Wow
Or Kevlar
Watching this, 5 years later, after MattPad announced his retirement and 2:10 with his catchphrase, now I'm in tears...
(Playing and still don't get the whole loooooore of this game, thank you so much for sharing the info)
I don't need a +20 min video to know why i couldn't survive this shit.
Thanks tho, great work.
*Sees title*
Because I’m not as agile as a cat
PARKOUR!!!!
*slips and slams face first into a wall*
Ma-_-Yumi fuck that was funny reminded of the first time I ventured out in old town....
And because I don't have UV lights laying around.
Me: *ez*
*sees a tall fall*
Me: guess I'll die
"Why you wouldnt survive dying" literally the only title youtube showed me when i clicked.
I was like "oh really now???".
Anony Mous r/thathappend
Big Homeless dude r/ihavereddit
GoSaints9421 r/idontreallyhavereddit
r/WhatTheseTagsMean?
@@raven75257 r/reddit
This could have been a 7 second video that just said "zombies run up walls" and I'd be like "yup, ya got me there"
I love the Dying Light zombies... very creative!
The Mother ? Did you mean:
*ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON-*
I DON'T WANT YOUR FRICKIN BEACON!
I ignored it whenever i found left it in the chest or whereever i found
*I WILL MAKE YOU THE INSTRUMENT OF MY CLEANSING LIGHT*
Me: innocently looting
Beacon; *imma stop this man's whole career*
Took me a second to remember.
I wouldn't survive cause I'm fat
you could be a good fat zombie
@@x8zz I think so
@@Swaggmire215 haha yeah
Nah bro just find a cliche buff hero type and befriend them. At least survive to the end of the movie.
@@marcopedras518 ok :V
Just now am I getting to this video, despite it being in my recommended hundreds of times. The main reason I’d say is just because Crane’s athletic prowess is basically unmatched.
First time i heard a viral yell "GO AWAY" in that raspy zombie voice i was hooked
So the night hunter mode is just Kyle crane trying to kill kyle cranes while trying to kill Kyle crane??
yup
Yup
I mean, his name HIS Kyle.
to me you are crane as a night hunter but in be the zombie those are not cranes there just normal people who came from the tower scavenging at night when they hear a night hunter scream [just my opinion]
Yeah pretty much, BTZ is a pretty meta gamemode
can’t believe they delayed 2 cuz of corona. Ironic.
Lowkey good because imagine a more polished DL2
@@EthanVanHorn Now that you think about it, Nintendo is right. A delayed game is forever good.
Also some lead guy has legal problems with sexual assault I think
@Niko Nunes Funny jokes has left the chat
@Niko Nunes I never understood the hate for cyberpunk 2077 until i played almost entirety of the game, my fucking god it's a buggy piece of shit, Bethesda games have nothing on this crap, i died more times falling 2 feet than i did from actual combat, so many fucking bugs. Forget all the empty promises and graphical problems (i have no graphical problems as i run on 3080), the bugs, i deleted that shit second i finished it.
I don’t need to watch a video about something that I already know but I’m gonna watch it anyways
That intro was just amazing lol
I'd survive easy, just lock myself in a corner and slowly wither away, too frightened to move.
Oh wait I said survive, I meant not get eaten.
I've subsisted primarily on lard for a month while maintaining my vitality. I've been on the ketone for four years. It would be easy to barricade my stairwell or hide in the attic crawl space while the national guard kills all of the zombies outside. People who live on the second floor or higher would have it the easiest. All they would need to do is barricade their one entrance.
@@InfiniteUniverse88
National guard are aren't doing anything. They will run home, protect their families and soon be more of a threat than the zombies themselves. Going from house to house scavenging what little they can to eat.
@@AdamAdamHDL I would join the national guard if I was needed. There could be civilians authorized to help distribute food. People in the national guard would realize if they don't kill zombies, their families won't be safe. Also, everyone is recommended to have months worth of bottled water and food in case if there's a natural disaster.
I’d get in a house and milk it until the food runs out then move on, and if there is a zombie in one of the houses I’d be a dear and let it eat me
Why you wouldn't survive Prototype's Redlight/Blacklight Virus.
Great one!
Yes! I've replayed Prototype again cuz the release of the RE2 Remake reminded me of it (I've always described Prototype's gameplay as like playing an overpowered Tyrant from Resident Evil).
Hell yeah, love prototype!
Too bad it'll never get a sequel or a remaster
@@demanischaffer Well it got a sequel.
You are trying to say the sequel will never get a sequel, which is true,
I'd love a remaster though.Prototype is the sole reason I hate Activision more than EA.
Love this game! The cross between zombies and vampires is pretty awesome!
The day and night cycle 👌
0:19 that aged like milk
Cant wait for the memes during a zombie outbreak
Someone during the outbreak:
Remember coronavirus this is it now feel old yet
Me eating the food on the floor cause im hungry.
The corpse clean up Team:
“remember when we thought we we're going to survive the zombie apocalypse lmao good times”
GETS BIT
[*image here*]
MAKES A MEME
When you got to take out the trash but the silent kid's infected
Radio Dispatch : “Goodnight and Good luck”
Me : “alright, I think I’m gonna head out” *closes application*
I don't think that stomach acid would ever really be able to have any sort of major impact on ones thoracic cavity even if their metabolism is slowed or sped up by this sort of virus. It's a really, really weak version of muriatic acid (aka dilute hydrochloric acid) which is rapidly diluted further when introduced to other fluids. You'd need something called a strong acid (they have specific formulations that act closer to a stoichiometric equilibrium) to dissolve flesh such as "piranha solution" (which is a mixture of sulfuric acid and hydrogen peroxide.)
Stumbled across this one today. This is great! LOL I would SO be zombie fodder. :)
Why I can't survive the apocalypse : I can't run for more than a minute without my stomach cramping
I can run fast but I get tired after 100meters I have low stamina lol.
@@roskcity same
I can run at full sprint for a whole minute when going to a shop, so if I add the fear and adrenaline, I think I can run just fine.
Why you wouldn't survive:-
*because you don't know parkour*
I do
@@General-Of-Gaming i am not
I know abit
@Odin Gilissen a gun would not help you at all
@Odin Gilissen the sound attract them
I've had some pretty crazy fantasies and dreams. Not once did I ever dream of surviving the virus.
I think dying light 2 pretty much confirms it, most of the world is dead so you probably wouldn't survive
Why you wouldn't survive a minecraft night
STEVE LOOK OU- *SSSSSSSSSS
@@Goobagoo STEVES IS WEARING AIR PODS
He can't hear us with his wave check and airpods
"What a terrible night to have a curse"
Cause you ain't good like me?
“Zombies are stereotyped as slow” well they would be as decomposing muscle is a hell lot weaker than healthy muscle
Well if you're talking about classic undead that's true, but with a virus or anything like this they could just... mutate and evolve, and just seem weak.
@@PetitTasdeBoue how would they be dead and not decomposing?
@@robertharris6092 same way living people do, just with a virus taking over
Basides their eyesight would almost rapidly decrease as they decompose.
@@gerardo.b3026 then they arnt dead
Dying Light finally came out on Switch just the other day! Can’t wait to finally play this game again and are excited for DL 2 to release soon.😁
Side note: Can’t believe they still update DL 1 after all this time. Haven’t played in years and I see DLC/updates for Astronauts and “Hellraids”?! I’m certainly not complaining.😅
Um, welp dl2 was ass imo
@@ArthurCallahanSolos I had a ton of fun in dl2 but I definitely noticed things that should have been carried over from dl1. Like volatiles at night, crafting weapons and zombies actually eating the people they kill.
Funny to think how time passes, I’m rewatching this just bc I was looking for more lore for DL2
"we could all end up being boned by one God tier zombie"
No one has summed it up better 😂
ladies and gentlemen, we are go for cheesin it
@@thatridgekid5165 ground pound cheese fucking hate it 🙄
Deboned he said and yes way to sum it up
The volatiles remind me of I am legend
@David Ransom Kinda like the vampires from that crazy infamous 2 DLC?
@@AL-lz6px bro that infamous dIc was insane, fuckign fIying around and shit so awesome
Dam, this video really put into perspective how long we've been waiting for Dying Light 2.
LOL
Imagine how long we’ll have to wait until Dying Light 3, especially since DL2 is getting 5 years of support.
I think it would be easy during the day but I'd be back in the Tower or another safehouse by like 4 PM. I'm taking no chances but the Virals that come out when you make a loud noise are a huge problem even for daytime exploration/scavenging.