I don't know how you convinced me to legally change my name from Rajesh Rengatramanajananam to Alan, but boy did it make a difference in my channel name.
Look, I know you won't return my calls until I pay up, but I swear that second "ez-payment" is finally on the way. I just need one thumbnail idea in the meantime.
You'll have to talk to my assistant Rich. Plus you have my subs than my good friend Calirado so we're gonna have to slow it down for a bit until that gets corrected. 😂😎
If you had listened to me and named your channel “Budget Bikes for Beginners” like I originally suggested you’d be on your way to 10 million subs as we speak. But at least you saved a few dollars huh JOE!! 😎
Pure gold! But you forgot to add call the people that follow you by a cute pet name. Like “shredders”, “rad bikers”, and our personal favorite “squirt” or “squirts”.
Well done! Whenever I have a friend going out of state/country, I send them with my decals. I've got them across the world!! 😳 Still minimal subs though... 🤔
LOL I love this video. He told me my name “Pierce’s adventures” was to basic, so we went with the name that could very well be an adult entertainment channel “Pierce’s POV” thanks for the help!
Yes. The key is to capitalize on as many demographics as possible. With the new and improved "Pierce's POV" it implies so much while saying so little. Pure. Marketing. Genius. 😂
It's a bit like climbing everest with no oxygen and only a handful of Candy Corn for snacks. I MIGHT get there one day. But it's gonna be slow going. 😂
This video is so helpful Robert is a very smart guy! I feel very successful after watching it I feel this is going to really help me and my channel to grow and to be come very successful on RUclips as mountain biker! Robert I owe you maybe more then $10,000 but right now I'm only making pennies maybe one day my dream will come true to make millions 🤔😁
I spent more time in that bathrobe on Saturday than I have any other time in my life. It was worth it. 😂 Honestly this all just stems from having an idea and going out and shooting it. It all came together in a day. I'm having a lot of fun with it!
@@CaliradoKid I'm sure it helped not having the wife and kids at home at the time. Otherwise they'd think you've really lost it. Lol. I get self conscious just doing a little voice over with anyone within earshot of me recording. House needs to be empty. 😅
Shooting that B-Roll got more and more ridiculous as the day went on. The coffee scene was simple enough. But when it got to sniffing leaves I knew I was on to something. 😂
Fun fact, we'll use both units on the same freekin part! I have a 27.5 inch tire mounted on 30mm rims. 😂 It gets a bit confusing. Like, I know my preferred reach number in mm, but my standover hight in inches.
Oh, I've been leaving money in brown envelops with "The algorithm guy" on tree stumps. Now I will spend that money on a GoPro and some stickers (oh and a measuring tape to review other peoples bikes!) Thank you!
I'm eternally grateful for your help Robert.... and will be reminded about that for the next 345 months of payments of $10,000
It's a small price to pay for internet fame and fortune! 😂
I don't know how you convinced me to legally change my name from Rajesh Rengatramanajananam to Alan, but boy did it make a difference in my channel name.
It’s all in the details. Still a little bummed we didn’t agree upon “Snow Summit Sam.”
@@CaliradoKid accurate.
🤣
Milwaukee leaf blower for the Win 😎
Dad Chores!!
I feel like that B 1 outro you were talking about is pretty catchy. 🤔
It’s pure gold. I’m still waiting on the $10,000 check from you for coming up with it by the way.
Look, I know you won't return my calls until I pay up, but I swear that second "ez-payment" is finally on the way. I just need one thumbnail idea in the meantime.
You'll have to talk to my assistant Rich. Plus you have my subs than my good friend Calirado so we're gonna have to slow it down for a bit until that gets corrected. 😂😎
I can vouch for his knowledge.
If you had listened to me and named your channel “Budget Bikes for Beginners” like I originally suggested you’d be on your way to 10 million subs as we speak. But at least you saved a few dollars huh JOE!! 😎
Pure gold! But you forgot to add call the people that follow you by a cute pet name. Like “shredders”, “rad bikers”, and our personal favorite “squirt” or “squirts”.
Yea. Or "Flock." Gotta add that in for Part 2. 😂
Lol damn that was gold. A wealth of information mate, I’ll be sure to employ some of these tactics. Awesome Joe 👌
Yea buddy! You’ll be at 500,000 subs in NO TIME! Although I’m not sure how that translates to Australian subs. 🤷♂️
Well done! Whenever I have a friend going out of state/country, I send them with my decals. I've got them across the world!! 😳 Still minimal subs though... 🤔
Collab. Collab. COLLAB!!!!
@@CaliradoKid Yes. Yes. YES!!!! 😂
You said collab with a big RUclipsr, can I have BKXC's number?😂
What I forgot to mention is that industry inside information like that costs $20k. I'll DM you my Venmo. 😂
LOL I love this video. He told me my name “Pierce’s adventures” was to basic, so we went with the name that could very well be an adult entertainment channel “Pierce’s POV” thanks for the help!
Yes. The key is to capitalize on as many demographics as possible. With the new and improved "Pierce's POV" it implies so much while saying so little. Pure. Marketing. Genius. 😂
You succesfully lured me into liking and subscribing ... you're a genius 😎
Robert Johnson's methods WORK!! 😂
Very inspirational and informative. Good to see you out of the closet as a consultant!
I shouldn't have released this info. Now EVERYONE is going to have a hit channel. 😂
Hilarious!!! I knew it that you always had it in you, this type of content is taking you to the 🔝
It's a bit like climbing everest with no oxygen and only a handful of Candy Corn for snacks. I MIGHT get there one day. But it's gonna be slow going. 😂
I feel tainted, this is part lounge singer, part 70's porn 🤣 Dude, your videos are getting crazy good!
Haha! Thanks Tim! Not enough bathrobe videos in this world. I am to fix that.
The basic instinct scene MTB version.
RUclips doesn't pay me enough for that.........YET!
This video is so helpful Robert is a very smart guy! I feel very successful after watching it I feel this is going to really help me and my channel to grow and to be come very successful on RUclips as mountain biker! Robert I owe you maybe more then $10,000 but right now I'm only making pennies maybe one day my dream will come true to make millions 🤔😁
That's GREAT to hear! Once the millions start rolling in we'll collect the check. 😂
I don't think I will ever make a video of this caliber. Freaking hilarious. You got mad skills, broski! 👍
I spent more time in that bathrobe on Saturday than I have any other time in my life. It was worth it. 😂 Honestly this all just stems from having an idea and going out and shooting it. It all came together in a day. I'm having a lot of fun with it!
@@CaliradoKid I'm sure it helped not having the wife and kids at home at the time. Otherwise they'd think you've really lost it. Lol. I get self conscious just doing a little voice over with anyone within earshot of me recording. House needs to be empty. 😅
You forget to mention to leave a comment on other RUclipsr’s videos hoping people will visit your channel...
Oh man! Now we’ll need a part 2! 😂
That's more Calirado Inner Thigh than I intended to see today...
...and I'm guessing your day is going a LOT better now!
@@CaliradoKid it has definitely gotten a lot harder, if you know what I mean...
Can Robert help mtbsavant make videos again.
Catchphrases are $10k. But motivation is a LOT more. I’ll have him reach out and see what they can work out. 😂
Love it dude. Here is a second comment based on my admiration for you making this video.
Thanks man! Looking forward to making more.
How you haven't been picked up by some Hollywood producer I will never understand,you are so talented enjoy watching your videos.
I haven't owned a robe since junior high
It's never too late to get back into the life of a 70's porn star. Just saying.
This was painfully true. Another great vid! Also, will the robe come off in part 2? Asking for a friend. ✌🏼🤟🏼
No. But if you subscribe to The Calirado Kid ONLY FANS you'll have all the robe footage you can handle. Only $29.99/month. 😂
@@CaliradoKid 😂😂😂
Robert Johnson be like: 1 million subs guaranteed or your money back.
JK no refunds…I’m rich bitch!
Hey mate. Wanna collab? Just book a flight to Aus and you will be riding the latest and greatest backyard trail around. 🤣
Collabs are the KEY to success! 😂
@@CaliradoKid I have over 300 subscribers and they could all be yours 😂
Good tips Robert...Joe should take some notes ha ha 😎😁
Yea!! I'm over here with only 3000 subs like a schmuck! Damn Robert didn't give me ANY tips while he was here.
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Do you think GAP MOUNTAIN is a good name?
Dude!!! Pure GOLD! Love the edit, with the blower on the mustache and the light bulb being my favorites. You'll be massively rich soon, of course.
Shooting that B-Roll got more and more ridiculous as the day went on. The coffee scene was simple enough. But when it got to sniffing leaves I knew I was on to something. 😂
I'm officially enlightened, golden knowledge from the best MTB RUclips consultant...😂
This guy is a marketing genius! I felt smarter just interviewing him. 😂
Classic brother!! Genius video. Creative as hell.
This is what happens when the wife and kids leave for a day. 😂
Getting a little loose with that robe management
Major thighage
Sex sells Brian! I'm making the BIG moves. 😂
Aren't you guys using imperial system (2:40) over there?
Fun fact, we'll use both units on the same freekin part!
I have a 27.5 inch tire mounted on 30mm rims. 😂
It gets a bit confusing. Like, I know my preferred reach number in mm, but my standover hight in inches.
The "Who's who" of MTB RUclipsr's in the comments...
That’s because they’ve ALL used Robert in the past. I’m amazed it took this long for anyone to interview him. 😂😎
Hello newbie here full support you godbless
Thanks for jumping in! We get into some hijinks every now and then around here.
Ha ha. Liked and Subscribed!!!
Yes! The method is WORKING!!!
Good stuff.
What's the coffee ☕ of the day?
I need some good coffee to get motivated again...
Oh man. Nothing fancy. I just picked up a 2lb bag from Costco. 😂 I spent all the rest of my money on camera gear.
@@CaliradoKid nothing beats a cup of Joe 🤣.
I never tried Costco coffee though. I'll try it soon.
Lol 😂🙌
😂
okay,
i'll try to take your advice to improve my RUclips channel.
ah! that leaf welder I have to have one too? 😂😉
love your Chanel dude.
You'll hit 1 million subs in NO TIME! 😂
I learned so much I feel like I should send you some cash .. But I need it to order more stickers.. 🤦🏻♂️
Hahaha! MORE STICKERS!!!
and he puts the ROBE in Robert!!! Brilliant Joe!!! absolutely brilliant!!! 😅
This robe just went up in value ten fold! 😂
Hey,,,you have three thousand and 1 saps...I mean subscribers. ;-) Funny stuff Joe!
Haha! I'm gonna take em' for all their worth! 😂
Oh, I've been leaving money in brown envelops with "The algorithm guy" on tree stumps. Now I will spend that money on a GoPro and some stickers (oh and a measuring tape to review other peoples bikes!) Thank you!
Haha! Yes! The measuring tape is KEY! 😂
The secrets out! 😆
I'm saving up ten k for the catch phrase
Wait until the month of November! Robert said he'd be running a sale. Only $9000! 😂
oof, that underthigh tho 🔥
Just hoping that robe doesn’t slip open at the end. That would be one way to get your video banned 😜
I'm fairly certain there's a guy in RUclips headquarters with his finger on the button like "Hey Boss! Can I delete this guy's channel? It sucks!" 😂
😂
So much silliness. So little time.
Gold, Jerry, Gold...I mean Robert.
What can I say. He knows his stuff.
Weird, Wonderful and Relevant?
All of the above! 😂
that was very helpful mate. thank u!
You got it! Glad I could help. 😂
Where was this video two years ago!? So much info so much success.. lol
It’s NEVER too late! Those first million subs aren’t going to sub themselves!
@@CaliradoKid LOL, no they aren't..lazy buggers
honestly genuis dude, loved it.
Thanks Brother! I had fun making this one. 😂
Man, I need to hire this guy!!
He definitely knows his stuff. Although confidentially he said he had NOTHING to do with the Berm Peak name change.
The Calirado Kid memoir?
Haha! I feel like this sums up how a LOT of us got started. But definitely for me the "call a friend to make a logo for free" hits home. 😂
Sweet robe dude 👌
It DEFINITELY wasn't laying around in the wife's closet. 😂😎
I'll plug you in my next video ;)
With the bathrobe and the mustache people already think I'm doing ENOUGH plugging. If you know what I mean. 😂
@@CaliradoKid only after I read this! hahahahahah
Literally taking notes 🤓 😂
Multimillion dollar information given away for free! What was Robert THINKING!! 😂