Fifty Ways SUPERMAN Could Beat BATMAN

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @SteveDice21
    @SteveDice21 8 лет назад +873

    "You can't fight bears forever, just ask anyone who's been killed by a bear" Underrated joke.

    • @glanknightfalcon4246
      @glanknightfalcon4246 6 лет назад +3

      He should be a comedian!

    • @fandomcultures
      @fandomcultures 6 лет назад +26

      And then punch his head off

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 4 года назад +3

      500th like
      I remember telling this joke to someone and they immediately said: 'But how could they say that if they're dead?' *facepalm*

    • @vindictivegrind9370
      @vindictivegrind9370 2 года назад

      Alfred can (because he's willing to shoot the bears to death).

  • @M1NDxBEND3R
    @M1NDxBEND3R 9 лет назад +863

    challenge Batman to a staring contest, then fire heat vision directly into his eyes.

    • @hasretiscool123
      @hasretiscool123 9 лет назад +96

      Then punch his head off

    • @wasi6798
      @wasi6798 9 лет назад +5

      Batman's would have a mirror ready. Trololololol!

    • @warmachine9869
      @warmachine9869 9 лет назад +9

      +Wasi Alim superman goes through the mirror to batman's eyes superman wins even if bats has hellbat

    • @wasi6798
      @wasi6798 9 лет назад +2

      War Machine
      Supermanfangirl

    • @warmachine9869
      @warmachine9869 9 лет назад +4

      +Wasi Alim you are a batman fantard many people would beat batman with ease even when he has prep like superman,sentry,iron man,hyperion,martian manhunter etc......

  • @fuxyews2177
    @fuxyews2177 9 лет назад +721

    'Because you can't fight bears forever!'
    Thats going on a t-shirt..

    • @wellardshellard
      @wellardshellard 9 лет назад +68

      then punch his head off

    • @andhymoreno
      @andhymoreno 9 лет назад +4

      Lol if i were suuperman i would expose hos identidy leave him naked in gotham in a tower all tied up and put mh finger through his mouth and squish every internal organ in his body

    • @SinisterSi718113
      @SinisterSi718113 9 лет назад +1

      fux yews also the graphic of an infinite number of smaller and smaller supermans

    • @lukethedane3559
      @lukethedane3559 9 лет назад +5

      [IMG]i60.tinypic.com/2hqc8c6.jpg[/IMG]

    • @JasTXV
      @JasTXV 9 лет назад

      Hahahahahahahahaha fucks yous lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MessiahVP
    @MessiahVP 8 лет назад +580

    Superman could keep making small copies of himself until they can fit in his suit, then when Batman is in the middle of a fight they can just twist his nipples really hard until he dies

  • @kenmasters4305
    @kenmasters4305 7 лет назад +236

    Reverse time, put Bears in the cave that Bruce fell into, when Bruce was a young boy.

  • @ShiddyShad808
    @ShiddyShad808 8 лет назад +542

    The bear idea is genius.

  • @TheRealRehman
    @TheRealRehman 8 лет назад +972

    just kidnap Alfred, with no butler to feed Batman, he would starve to death.

    • @jadipeperzak4034
      @jadipeperzak4034 8 лет назад +178

      then punch his head off

    • @xxdinorabbitxxschannel5083
      @xxdinorabbitxxschannel5083 8 лет назад +1

      +Jadi Peperzak ^

    • @KLANGS
      @KLANGS 7 лет назад +1

      +Jadi Peperzak HA !

    • @boredbagel5666
      @boredbagel5666 7 лет назад +4

      Zubair Rehman once Alfred kicked Superman's *ss after taking a super pill

    • @wellesradio
      @wellesradio 7 лет назад +15

      Ethan Canadian9 That’s the only way they could think of? Super Viagra? The funny thing is it essentially turns Alfred into a Kryptonian. An OLD Kryptonian with no fighting skills. It makes no sense that Alfred would beat Superman just because he has his DNA. Superman has beaten tons of other Kryptonians. Scores of them. Kryptonians with intergalactic military training.

  • @ryankunst668
    @ryankunst668 8 лет назад +591

    He could throw batman into the sun. Or, he could throw the sun into batman.

    • @squirrel9544
      @squirrel9544 8 лет назад +100

      And then punch his head off

    • @dam4253
      @dam4253 7 лет назад +3

      Please think before you comment. "Or, he could throw the sun into batman". There's just too many things wrong with that sentence besides the grammar mistakes.

    • @dam4253
      @dam4253 7 лет назад

      Not really.

    • @cw7771
      @cw7771 6 лет назад +23

      Forensic425 wait whats wrong with it and the grammar
      Also it is pretty funny

    • @thedolphin602
      @thedolphin602 6 лет назад +2

      @@cw7771 the sun would evaporate the whole earth along with batman.

  • @MayFlower10196
    @MayFlower10196 9 лет назад +178

    Freeze breath all of Batman's villains together, turning them into a very tall sword, and then beat Batman with it until both he and all of the villains within are dead.

  • @arachnus100
    @arachnus100 8 лет назад +1533

    Superman could just say "Martha" every time Batman tries to attack him. Batman will eventually have some kind of mental breakdown.

    • @terraemotus7044
      @terraemotus7044 8 лет назад +139

      Then punch his head off

    • @cadennidecker7674
      @cadennidecker7674 8 лет назад +5

      +Terra Emotus LOL

    • @darthtater6543
      @darthtater6543 8 лет назад +10

      HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Our mom's have the same names, let's be best-friends after I just tried to kill you, why!? Cuz I'm Batman!

    • @ST3VORSTUNNA
      @ST3VORSTUNNA 8 лет назад +14

      our mothers have the same name... well all these billions I spent trying to kill you are wasted...

    • @thewhation6586
      @thewhation6586 8 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @clubnientiendo
    @clubnientiendo 10 лет назад +273

    Both hands karate chop

  • @devonix1235
    @devonix1235 7 лет назад +131

    50#
    Replace All Batman's gadgets with guns.

  • @vegetta00
    @vegetta00 9 лет назад +125

    #50 - Superman could stare down Batman with his x-ray vision unbeknownst to him. This would give him cancer.

    • @treyfranklin1881
      @treyfranklin1881 9 лет назад +36

      And then punch his head off

    • @IvanMoncure
      @IvanMoncure 9 лет назад +3

      vegetta00 his x ray vision isnt actually x rays

    • @noahbaia2902
      @noahbaia2902 9 лет назад +4

      vegetta00 Or give him a lobotomy with his precise Heat Vision.

    • @HrittikAzad
      @HrittikAzad 9 лет назад +8

      vegetta00 then punch his head off

    • @JasTXV
      @JasTXV 9 лет назад

      +Hrittik Azad and left hand karate chop right hand karate chop

  • @tomcatm16
    @tomcatm16 9 лет назад +535

    Reverse time and kill every bat that existed so Batman cannot exist.

    • @HZTenh17g
      @HZTenh17g 9 лет назад +18

      Lmho.
      Common sense Superman annilihates Batman.
      Pre-Flashpoint Bats admitted himself Superman could end him instantly if he wanted too.

    • @SrGurkman
      @SrGurkman 9 лет назад +51

      Nah, he'd just become Windowman if the bat hadn't flown in.

    • @tomcatm16
      @tomcatm16 9 лет назад +14

      SrGurkman I realized just now how stupid that is. A man sized costume of a window. LOL Superman would just shatter him and the dimension in a single punch.

    • @geordiebailey8648
      @geordiebailey8648 9 лет назад +20

      ***** you are one of the great thinkers of our era

    • @tomcatm16
      @tomcatm16 9 лет назад +3

      Geordie Bailey Thanks.

  • @Ethan15Ire
    @Ethan15Ire 8 лет назад +53

    Superman: points to Batman's chest... Hey you got something on you.
    Batman: looks down
    Superman: punches his head off

  • @AidanFarren-Hart
    @AidanFarren-Hart 6 лет назад +37

    3:26 - “Little-known fact: Batman is allergic to being beaten to death.” 😆

  • @zachdewitt7911
    @zachdewitt7911 9 лет назад +174

    Stand behind him, and since he can't turn his head, just stay behind him, till he spins himself, dizzy, and falls off of a mountain.

  • @TheSnolana
    @TheSnolana 8 лет назад +517

    this is one of my favourite videos on the internet

    • @coopersmith5585
      @coopersmith5585 8 лет назад +31

      Snolana And then punch his head off

    • @natepolidoro4565
      @natepolidoro4565 7 лет назад

      Cooper Smith exactru

    • @keithotey2064
      @keithotey2064 7 лет назад +2

      Oh hell yeah !

    • @marcelineabadeer8380
      @marcelineabadeer8380 7 лет назад +5

      You can’t fight bears forever mates

    • @GeorgeOldroyd
      @GeorgeOldroyd 7 лет назад +3

      This is the quintessential Mr. Sunday Movies. This is why I subscribed.
      Now all he has to do is not get bored, and we can give away our TV’s.

  • @rockimaru
    @rockimaru 9 лет назад +237

    I'd bake chocolate chip cookies, but instead of chocolate chips, i throw in... RAISINS!

    • @jackdodson163
      @jackdodson163 9 лет назад +37

      You monster!

    • @GuessWho195
      @GuessWho195 9 лет назад +21

      rockimaru You have a sick and twisted mind

    • @ArDeeNY1
      @ArDeeNY1 9 лет назад +6

      Yo this was all fun and games but come on that's just a dick move. If I was batman and found raisins in a chocolate chip cookie I'd beat the living shit out someone

    • @jackhiggins8360
      @jackhiggins8360 9 лет назад +2

      That accually exists in new zealand

    • @pladamirvutin3526
      @pladamirvutin3526 9 лет назад +3

      You monster

  • @tannerhill6809
    @tannerhill6809 8 лет назад +228

    Why does the idea of superman shaking batman to death make me piss myself laughing?

    • @natepolidoro4565
      @natepolidoro4565 7 лет назад +8

      Amphibious Lycanthrope ikr

    • @fairyonice9504
      @fairyonice9504 7 лет назад +28

      And then punching his head off?

    • @justjoking5252
      @justjoking5252 6 лет назад +10

      Superman slowly loosing it while shaking him senseless: *oh sorry Bruce, I'm just really **_SHOOK_** about what you did to lois! It's really **_SHAKEN_** MY SENSE OF REALITY!*
      Batman: _*random spurts of gore_

    • @spideytheguy6679
      @spideytheguy6679 6 лет назад

      LMAO

    • @Anand_Ilangovan
      @Anand_Ilangovan 4 года назад +1

      Underrated comment!!!

  • @jaydspace
    @jaydspace 9 лет назад +31

    laughing so hard at the bear one that my roommate woke up and asked me if i was okay

  • @MereImitation
    @MereImitation 9 лет назад +168

    I don't think people give Batman enough credit. Everyone seems to forget that he's practically invincible once he puts on his plot armor.

  • @comicfan1324
    @comicfan1324 4 года назад +29

    This is how I would be Batman if I was Superman:
    Wait until Batman inevitably falls asleep then pick up Wayne Manor and throw it into the sun.

    • @comicfan1324
      @comicfan1324 4 года назад +2

      Here’s another idea:
      Offer a friendly handshake and once Batman takes your hand, grab him as tightly as you can and then use your heat vision.

    • @marvel1436
      @marvel1436 4 года назад

      @@comicfan1324 then punch his head off
      And no i didn't just scroll thru the comments to see who hasn't responded wit dat

  • @cw7771
    @cw7771 6 лет назад +39

    Superman could fly past him at Super speed and rip a finger off, keep doing it until he out of fingers then do it to his toes. Then arms legs etc until he's just as limbless sack of Batman.
    Then punch his head off

    • @_Dope_
      @_Dope_ Год назад

      😂😂

  • @animemusicvideos2097
    @animemusicvideos2097 8 лет назад +333

    super man could just eat batman and it wouldn't be cannibalism because he is not human

    • @KazukiVA
      @KazukiVA 5 лет назад +28

      Anime Music Videos and then punch his head off

    • @jaxontee3201
      @jaxontee3201 4 года назад +36

      Someone tried eating a bat now... it didn’t turn out well

    • @MIHIRSK-lm6qf
      @MIHIRSK-lm6qf 3 года назад +2

      Ok, yuck you gotta see a therapist

    • @paul_particularlyunhappynut
      @paul_particularlyunhappynut 2 года назад

      which part is he eating ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @aidan50203
    @aidan50203 10 лет назад +71

    I'd surgically implant a voice activated bomb into Batman's neck, à la Suicide Squad, kiss Batman to make him forget it was there and just wait for him to speak. If you want to be morbid about it, which I do, I'd set it to go off when he says "I'm Batman.."
    Because you could implant a bomb in him and just detonate it yourself with heat vision, or, you know, a switch. But where's the fun in that?

    • @142doddy
      @142doddy 10 лет назад

      Love it. Love everything about it.

    • @Yoogeurt
      @Yoogeurt 9 лет назад

      Digiteck that man deserves a cookie!

    • @aidan50203
      @aidan50203 9 лет назад

      I liek cookies :3

    • @Yoogeurt
      @Yoogeurt 9 лет назад +1

      there all for u

    • @duliee5076
      @duliee5076 9 лет назад

      Digiteck but then u have to kiss a man gay

  • @Fu-Reviews
    @Fu-Reviews 10 лет назад +78

    #50:
    Dress up like Bane, break Batman literally in half, Take off costume, Capture real Bane and pin the crime on him which he'd gladly take the credit for, Fly back to Metropolis a hero in the eyes of Gotham City.

  • @KalLevi
    @KalLevi 8 лет назад +56

    That was facking hilarious!!! X-D
    And accurate.
    But in all seriousness, Bats is screwed if Supes is trying: the guy who has super hearing, smell, etc. can't be snuck up on by a stealthy Bat dude. The guy whose faster than a speeding bullet can't be hit by a Kryptonite weapon. And the guy who can bench 6+ quintillion tons can't be pummeled by an armored man with unresolved anger issues.
    I like both heroes, but anyone insisting Batman wins if Supes doesn't want him to needs to do some research. Read "Batman: Hush", Batman even ADMITS Superman could kill him anytime he wanted and only doesn't because Supes is a good person.

    • @khaelstorm2552
      @khaelstorm2552 5 лет назад +11

      Off The Cut Reviews and then punch his head off

    • @silver______
      @silver______ 4 года назад

      Off The Cut Reviews how times have changed, Batman can just hop in the final batsuit then rewrite Superman’s brain cell by cell or steal flash’s powers and trap Superman in the speed force

    • @silver______
      @silver______ 4 года назад

      @Jay that’s not plot armor that’s Batman making a suit of armor out of a pre existing material, essentially Batman using his brain to beat Superman’s Braun, the final batsuit can literally rewrite reality due to it being made out of a certain metal but hey if Batman wins anything everyone calls it plot armor 🤷🏾‍♂️ but if Superman gets a 10x power boost and breaks the universe with his punches it’s not plot armor...ok

    • @silver______
      @silver______ 4 года назад

      @Jay I saw that episode and the beams already hit a target after Batman dodged them so he couldn’t, and Superman started off as a alien who could lift cars not break reality and fly through planets, Batman started off as the detective who had a plan for everything
      A back up to his back up, if it needed to be built he got it, and if he planned it...it happened the way he wanted
      All of Superman’s powers are plot armor everytime the plot needed it the writer would wank Superman off then he’d get a power boost
      Batman on the other hand only has temporary power boosts so whenever he does or whenever he beats the man of plot-armor or anyone with powers everyone chops it up to plot armor even if it was explained on how he did it or how whatever he did worked
      If Superman needs to destroy anything or beat anyone it’s explained as “he flexed hard enough”
      One of Batman’s biggest traits that been in his character longer than Superman has been punching through planets is that he has a plan, and he can beat anyone with his plans he’s the man with a plan, perfect plans that almost always work
      So why is it chopped up to plot armor whenever he does what he was founded on, what he is known for, what he’s best at huh?
      Y’all Superman dick riders always chop it up to “plot armor” if Superman loses to anyone or almost anything
      News flash Batman makes stuff that beats other people/stuff he’s been doing it since his creation
      Now Batman has the ultimate Triumph card a suit HE MADE that can manipulate or change reality or rewrite your brain and it’s marked up to plot armor....let’s not lie to ourselves that’s a bunch of bullshit
      It’s made out of Element X a metal that’s existed long before Batman made his suit with it no surprise that he got his hands on it at some point in time

    • @silver______
      @silver______ 4 года назад

      @Jay he had a plan for everything....in his universe, at the time Superman and Batman hadn’t even been in the same universe they were just under the same comic brand that’s all and when they were introduced Batman had a plan for him to just like everything els
      Superman when he was created could barely stop a train peep this
      “Superman started flying in the Fleischer cartoons of the early 1940s and would soon develop super hearing, x-ray vision, telescopic vision, and enhanced strength. By the end of the era, he officially had “heat vision,” could withstand an atomic blast, and fly faster than light.” This right here confirms everything I already knew and u don’t wanna admit, when Superman was created bullets could still hurt him and Superman wasn’t as op within 2 years he was able to fly faster than light and withstand an atomic bomb because the plot demanded it, the only reason Superman is as powerful as he is, is because a cartoon and plot armor at least Batman dodging darkseids omega beams made sense, he jumped out of the way of the beam fell down a hole landed on a parademon jumped off (at this point darkseid can’t see him) then the beams hit the parademon, darkseid can’t hit what he couldn’t see, and Batman might not have had armore when he first got created but that’s because he didn’t need armors in that universe
      In Batman’s first universe (his og comics published in 1939) aliens and magic didn’t exist, Superman and Batman where in 2 different universe under the same brand, DC it wasn’t until later in 1939 when Batman and Superman and we’re finally pushed into the same universe that’s when Batman had a plan for Superman....shoot him but then that was changed because a year later Superman became god due to a cartoon, Superman is made of plot armor

  • @Zzzquil_Lord_v2
    @Zzzquil_Lord_v2 10 лет назад +74

    And how would I kill Batman if I were Superman? Easiest question in the world! I would just fly up into space which won't seem suspicious because superman does that all the time,use my super hearing to find out where exactly Batman is on earth at the moment,go to that location,see him standing there or something. Fly down at super speed,heat vision his ass into oblivion and fly away,simple as that. Or if Bruce is at the Batcave at the moment,swoop in at super speed,take Alfred,plop him somewhere else and Heat vision,the whole goddamn cave as well as Wayne Manor.

    • @blakekneippfilms
      @blakekneippfilms 10 лет назад +6

      there is no sound in space.

    • @blakekneippfilms
      @blakekneippfilms 10 лет назад +2

      ***** not even superman can hear thing in space.

    • @Lazarou101
      @Lazarou101 10 лет назад +15

      BKFILMS You don't read comics do you.

    • @blakekneippfilms
      @blakekneippfilms 10 лет назад

      Lazarou101 comics are comics fictional. i'm talking about if superman and batman were real.

    • @Lazarou101
      @Lazarou101 10 лет назад +14

      BKFILMS Well in real life neither heroes could possibly exist, so if you're being consistent why did you comment in the first place ?

  • @julianparsons3027
    @julianparsons3027 8 лет назад +268

    I DID ask someone that was killed by a bear... they did not say much.

  • @PrimeTime__
    @PrimeTime__ 9 лет назад +21

    "Throw the moon into Gotham...that should get 'em."
    LOL

    • @SebastianLee202
      @SebastianLee202 9 лет назад +3

      Prime87 Just . . . all of Gotham. That'd probably get him.LAWLZ

  • @FatMCSteve
    @FatMCSteve 8 лет назад +178

    Tell Darkseid that Batman wishes to fight him

    • @meh1762
      @meh1762 8 лет назад +79

      then punch his head off

    • @sugarboys5423
      @sugarboys5423 7 лет назад +12

      Tell darkseid that batman was spreading rumours about him
      Darkseid would be like “WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOM AND FARM ANIMALS” and darkseid will punch his head off

    • @nd2271
      @nd2271 6 лет назад +3

      nabil chowdhury oh yh?

    • @BartholomewHenryAllen
      @BartholomewHenryAllen 6 лет назад +3

      Darksaid already hates Baman the most "out of all the beings in the universe". Especially after Batman beat him to death with the Hellbat suit, blew up Apocalypse, and killed him a second time with the God Slayer bullet, before imprisoning him in Superman's Phantom Zone and not letting Darksaid kill him while only Batman escaped the Phantom Zone, leaving Darksaid to run from Doomsday for eternity.

    • @dg9444
      @dg9444 5 лет назад +1

      Then punch both their heads off

  • @Cactusman129
    @Cactusman129 8 лет назад +123

    superman could just hold batman by the leg or something and just
    keep him there.
    batman will starve to death.
    superman won't.

    • @zer0solid855
      @zer0solid855 8 лет назад +32

      Then punc his head off

    • @corvus1970
      @corvus1970 4 года назад +2

      He'll die of thirst before that, but yes, this would work.

    • @TheVagabondGadite
      @TheVagabondGadite Год назад

      Crazy, Superman would be an immovable, unbreakable ball-and-chain.

  • @michaelramos9364
    @michaelramos9364 9 лет назад +100

    go back in time and stop any of Batman's comics from being released

    • @michaelramos9364
      @michaelramos9364 9 лет назад +14

      then punch the writer who thought of its head off.

    • @grinchxdd
      @grinchxdd 9 лет назад +5

      and then punch his head off
      ... oh wait

    • @benstrigle1209
      @benstrigle1209 8 лет назад +33

      And then punch his head off.

  • @hasretiscool123
    @hasretiscool123 9 лет назад +157

    Superman could just fling batman into space.

    • @HrittikAzad
      @HrittikAzad 9 лет назад +80

      Hasret Alija then punch his head off

    • @kevindavidson1506
      @kevindavidson1506 9 лет назад +5

      super man can just choke batman

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 9 лет назад +10

      +pink pink then punch his head off

    • @TwoBodyLuke
      @TwoBodyLuke 9 лет назад +8

      +Hasret Alija If I were superman, I would just punch him in the nuts so hard, he dies

    • @aaronb.2707
      @aaronb.2707 9 лет назад

      +Hasret Alija or he could make every surface within 100 meters of the batcave perfectly smooth

  • @ardellklemme3893
    @ardellklemme3893 4 года назад +20

    You forget Superman could just move toward Batman so fast that the air compression shockwave would kill him. They wouldn't even need to have direct contact.

  • @tinygreenhat
    @tinygreenhat 8 лет назад +19

    50: work a thousand jobs at once, then use the money to build a rival company putting Wayne industries out of business.
    51: Work every job in Wayne industries under the radar, and suddenly quit leaving nobody working in the company.
    52: Clark Kent (The journalist) exposes who the Batman is in public.
    53: Superman could just lift all of Wayne manor, while batman is asleep and drop in the South Pole.
    54: Alternatively, Superman could drop it in the ocean.
    55: double alternately, Superman could just sink Wayne manor into the ground by pushing it.

    • @_Dope_
      @_Dope_ Год назад

      😂😂

  • @OfficialRedTeamReview
    @OfficialRedTeamReview 10 лет назад +30

    Throw the moon at Gotham? Jesus Christ THAT'S BRILLIANT.

  • @AaronCataract
    @AaronCataract 8 лет назад +86

    so superman can build walls with his eyes... Superman for president 2016!

  • @enderwarrior3865
    @enderwarrior3865 7 лет назад +37

    He would put Batman in a warehouse with a crowbar wielding Joker

    • @Jcecil1035
      @Jcecil1035 7 лет назад +10

      Ender Warrior then punch his head off

    • @Nuke1ncoming
      @Nuke1ncoming 5 месяцев назад

      That is Jason Todd's death, not batman. Batman would just beat up Joker normally

  • @SadeGames
    @SadeGames 10 лет назад +196

    If I were superman. I'd get batman and all of his fanboys in one place, the fanboys will be so turned on at the sight of him that batman would be unable to escape and be crushed to death beneath thousands of fat nerds.

  • @theamazingspider-man9792
    @theamazingspider-man9792 8 лет назад +33

    I'd just tell him my mother was named Martha. That should do the trick.

    • @XxDarthTroopsxX
      @XxDarthTroopsxX 7 лет назад +11

      TheAmazingSpider-Man979
      Then punch his head off

  • @JosiahSandhu
    @JosiahSandhu 10 лет назад +77

    Fly batman into space. The vacuum of space would force the air out of his lungs, and he would suffocate. Or freeze. I don't know how space works.

    • @roneyandrade6287
      @roneyandrade6287 10 лет назад +6

      the air and water of your bidy will began to evaporate out of your eyes mouth and ears suffocate and then die very very quicly and the you will gradualy loose heat

    • @dipperf
      @dipperf 10 лет назад +7

      Batman Can Breathe in Space though. Because he's Batman. this is cannon. seekersofthebat.com/wp-content/uploads/tumblr_kpy2a6gwqh1qziacg.jpg

    • @eheh7485
      @eheh7485 10 лет назад +4

      dipperf That is the most badass thing I've ever seen.

    • @142doddy
      @142doddy 10 лет назад +1

      dipperf I imagine that's probably taken out of context, but I fucking love that. I'm sending that to other people.

    • @142doddy
      @142doddy 10 лет назад +1

      DatDolphin InYourBedroom Yeah, this is when Batman and Superman switched powers.

  • @orlandochavez7472
    @orlandochavez7472 7 лет назад +11

    THIS NEEDS TO GO ON A T-SHIT!!!
    "Little know fact - Batman is allergic to being beaten to death!"

  • @danae9262
    @danae9262 8 лет назад +34

    Superman: Shoots lasers out of eyes, super strong, practically immortal...
    Batman:
    Batman:
    Batman:
    Batman:
    Batman:Imma fight him

  • @srmelancia3523
    @srmelancia3523 9 лет назад +269

    Superman could fart on batmans face

  • @AtomicSuperMe
    @AtomicSuperMe 9 лет назад +34

    Superman could also use his super speed to get a picture of batman takeing off his mask. Then say "Look, ITS BRUCE WAYNE!! AND HE IS BATMAN"

  • @Link0304
    @Link0304 8 лет назад +29

    the community coming together to respond 'and then punch his head off' to each suggestion has legitimately warmed my heart to the point that it's restored my faith in humanity.

  • @mooseitself
    @mooseitself 10 лет назад +95

    Pick up Gotham City, and throw it... anywhere.

    • @thedannyman4676
      @thedannyman4676 10 лет назад +12

      WELL JUST PICK UP GOTHAM CITY, AND PUSH IT AWAY!!

    • @excelsiorcameo5295
      @excelsiorcameo5295 10 лет назад

      Yeah. Gotham is garbage anyways,

    • @josephderrico386
      @josephderrico386 10 лет назад +19

      "Why don't we take the bikini bottom from here, and put it over there!"-Patrick Star

    • @Yoogeurt
      @Yoogeurt 9 лет назад

      Joseph D'Errico you deserve an Oscar....

    • @faith-dt3mw
      @faith-dt3mw 9 лет назад

      mariah aultz i like your channel picture

  • @joshcharles5516
    @joshcharles5516 8 лет назад +238

    #50
    Superman: "Martha"
    Batman:

  • @constructivecriticism2568
    @constructivecriticism2568 8 лет назад +65

    high five him into the ground

    • @Grin889
      @Grin889 7 лет назад +12

      And then punch his head off

  • @blanketfortressofsolitude5270
    @blanketfortressofsolitude5270 2 года назад +4

    Does anyone else watch the old Sunday Movies videos to study how he edited videos together? This guy is brilliant and I love watching his early stuff for inspiration.

  • @kenjiharimaCU
    @kenjiharimaCU 9 лет назад +88

    How to beat Batman when you are Superman? Give him a super massage to death.

    • @an1m8r
      @an1m8r 9 лет назад +16

      kenji harima He will relax so much he dies, I like it!

    • @dragonfighter4171
      @dragonfighter4171 9 лет назад

      kenji harima
      Super Handjob?

    • @hectorloya4080
      @hectorloya4080 9 лет назад +30

      And then punch his head off

    • @kenjiharimaCU
      @kenjiharimaCU 9 лет назад +5

      ***** a pink kryptonite is needed to make Sups gay

    • @TheAlexmercer360batmanfan
      @TheAlexmercer360batmanfan 9 лет назад

      kenji harima If we are to think canonically and with our brain not our fanboy heart,Hellbat Batman would beat up Suerman pretty badly because the power difference between them is completely equalized (I would say hellbat is stronger and faster and more durable because it bitchslapped kalibak and beat up, drew blood and koed Darkseid to the point that a bloodlusted darkseid became uninterested in attacking batman anymore) with that suit and Batman is a simply better fighter and tactician? Also, Batman has this gadget (s289.photobucket.com/user/darknight2k/media/Intellect-Resources/Resources/supergirl9-sourcedoc1.jpg.html and s289.photobucket.com/user/darknight2k/media/Intellect-Resources/Resources/supergirl9-sourcedoc2.jpg.html) which can rewrite his genetic code and turn him into a kryptonian, or even to doomsday.
      Batman also has several other mech suits like the kryptonian mechsuit which mimcs the superman powers and is impervious to kryptonite s289.photobucket.com/user/darknight2k/media/Standard%20Advanced%20Prep%20Time/supermanbatmanann2-metalloblitz2.jpg.html.
      So basically Batman has built or has obtained many gadgets that would allow him to destroy man of steel in a h2h fight, Batman is not called one of the greatest scientific minds in Dc for nothing, and I think he is smarter than Superman both strategical thinking wise an scientific knowledge wise.
      Angryjoe totally ducked these facts that elevates Batman to Superman level and infact on a higher level, like every other fanboy Joe wanked Superman in this video and terribly lowballed Batman, and most of the people that love Supes and bats are not as expert in comics like I am and think that joe must be right, Superman must always beat batman in a fair fight, the thing is in a fight where both get equal prep time, Batman has a solid chance of beating Superman MOST of the times, not all the times, but most of the times. Simply because batman has access to more powers, just because he doesn't use them doesn't mean he doesn't have them.
      As for hellbat's feats, its skyfather level durable, strong and as fast as flash, and mind you, the suit, when it fought and koed darkseid, was not even completely ready, there were certain engineering works that was unfinished, it drew bood and koed darkseid, the same guy who one shotted superman twice in new 52.
      some scans,
      Punches and draws Darkseid's blood comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-bitchslaps-darkseid.jpg
      breaks free from Darkseid's bear hug with sheer strength only to get caught again and then again draws blood comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-vs-darkseid-5.jpg.
      Survives stomp from darkseid comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-vs-darkseid-4.jpg and kicks his ass comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-vs-darkseid-5.jpg. This would have crushed Superman mind you.
      His combat speed is good enough to EASILY and very very precisely react to the omega beams which Superman was not fast enough to dodge, so this right here is a flash level combat speed feat, reacting to Omega beams is a HUUUUGE fucking deal, it folows no certain trajectory, you must react as late as possible and also have to be very smart.
      Knocks Darkseid down on his ass static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11121/111219076/4419031-4397724-batman%2Bknocks%2Bout%2Bdarkseid.jpg
      Finally escapes with the thing he wanted to obtain (his son and the chaos shard) and Darkseid, who was previously bloodlusted and determined that he would kill batman comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-faces-off-with-darkseid-3.jpg now after being knocked down on his ass thinks its not wise to mess with batman again static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/12/122758/4598433-0930876884-KxWaG.jpg , pretty sure he is convinced batman is too dangerous for him.
      So to sum this up, although, the darkseid, is a little bit stronger than Hellbat, he got his ass whooped becuase Bruce is an unbeatable and formidable fighter, he makes much better use of Strength and speed than the rest of the JL and Superman, as you can see the very fact that Hellbat could keep up with darkseid and trade blows proves that he is waaaaaaaaaaaaay more strong fast and durable than Superman is. Superman got one shotted by darkseid, he would get bitchslapped by hellbat batman.
      Now key thing to remember here is first, hellbat was not yet ready and was killing batman while batman was in the suit and giving him excruciating levels of pain, in this fight he was not even 50 percent of the fighter and fast thinker he usually is, and he knew he was dying and his main objective was to grab Damian's body and the chaos shard and absorb the omega beam into the chaos shard and get this done asap because hellbat was killing him and he had to come back to earth asap before he dies in the suit, which means he wasn't even trying to hurt r fight darkseid, he was just trying to get darkseid to unleash his omega beams on him so that he can absorb that into his chaos shard, without omega beams his son would NOT come back to life, mind you if h really went there to fight, he could beaten darkseid through sheer h2h fighting.
      The suit itself didn't take much damage other than the wings, the suit was not even dented and tanked darkseid's most powerful blows (while one casual melee from DS koed supes in new 52), and after he comes back to earth, he auto ejects the suit, the suit was not destroyed, it just fall off of his body by the voice activated command bruce activated, cuz it was killing him.
      So now that the suit belongs to batcave and the main reason that the suit was killing batman was merely the need of a small upgrade (as luthor said the suit was not yet ready and some MINOR tweaks were need, WHICH batman did not let luthor do because he was short on time), Batman can upgrade it and make this weakness thing(drawing energy from his metabolism thus slowly killing him) go away, not to mention superman himself designed and engineered this device media.insidepulse.com/zones/insidepulse/uploads/2014/07/Batman-and-Robin-33-Spoilers-Robin-Rises-The-Hellbat-2.jpg so he knows all about it, Superman, even with his best gadgets wont stand a chance against hellbat in a h2h fight, infact if hellbat is rogue and is not holding back, it would tear apart Superman piece by piece within 10 seconds.
      So whenever I hear that Batman cant beat Superman in a straight up h2h with both parties getting equal prep, I lmao at angryjoe's stupidity, he made the ultimate fucktard out of himself in front of the whole world, and people are so fucking stupid, they nodded their head like idiots without trying to verify the facts.
      IF ANYTHING BATMAN IS MORE POWERFUL, SMARTER AND SHOULD EASILY WHOOP SUPERMAN IN ANY FIGHT.

  • @TheRealRehman
    @TheRealRehman 9 лет назад +279

    Steal his butler, Batman would die of starvation

    • @sauce8277
      @sauce8277 9 лет назад +8

      +Zubair Rehman Nice. (Wasn't going to say this but......) And then punch his head off.

    • @danteestrada4671
      @danteestrada4671 9 лет назад +1

      If batman cries that his butler is gone superman could get a advantage

    • @TheRealRehman
      @TheRealRehman 9 лет назад +15

      Swagger Creeper and then punch his head off.

    • @angelabronson7104
      @angelabronson7104 9 лет назад +1

      then punch his head off

    • @rhysmccartney2076
      @rhysmccartney2076 9 лет назад +1

      I read it as steal his butter. :) lol

  • @PMURPH08005
    @PMURPH08005 9 лет назад +88

    The bear one got me

    • @grinchxdd
      @grinchxdd 9 лет назад +5

      and then punch his head off

    • @peterstangl8295
      @peterstangl8295 9 лет назад +1

      +PMURPH08005 gets me every time :D

    • @gilbertcarter2375
      @gilbertcarter2375 9 лет назад +1

      +patmurph2112 *BEARS. LIKE, MULTIPLE BEARS

    • @Ravol115
      @Ravol115 9 лет назад +1

      +Ayush Gupta and then punch his head off

    • @gilbertcarter2375
      @gilbertcarter2375 9 лет назад +1

      Daniel Billiott Then reattach his head and punch it off again

  • @darthtater6543
    @darthtater6543 8 лет назад +22

    what if he went back in time, fucked Martha Wayne, killed Thomas Wayne, and Batman was born a meta human? Then came back and Gave Supes the fight of his life? That would be a good plot for a Flashpoint series

  • @Thebrickboy00
    @Thebrickboy00 9 лет назад +92

    I would just high five batman

    • @davebro4814
      @davebro4814 9 лет назад +1

      Thebrickboy00 That's the best one I've seen yet XD

    • @Thebrickboy00
      @Thebrickboy00 9 лет назад +2

      Thanks

    • @apex2000
      @apex2000 9 лет назад +2

      Thebrickboy00 Lol ironically if you used the infinate mass "punch" while high fiving. (that molecular vibration trick) he could literally turn Batman into a hydrogen explosion with his high five.

    • @Thebrickboy00
      @Thebrickboy00 9 лет назад +2

      That and a free flight to the watch tower

    • @edawg312
      @edawg312 9 лет назад +47

      Then punch his head off

  • @jtkirkfan2002
    @jtkirkfan2002 9 лет назад +27

    Superman could set Batman on fire with heat vision and then roast hot dogs.

    • @lokuendog
      @lokuendog 9 лет назад +9

      ***** Well, if you think about it, it isn't cannibalism because he's an alien!

    • @trandobando3677
      @trandobando3677 9 лет назад

      Bat-dogs

    • @slimyasparagus3573
      @slimyasparagus3573 9 лет назад

      Tory Jefferson aka Tory got yo bitch in a headlockAnd then punch his head off

  • @FinalCutVideography
    @FinalCutVideography 9 лет назад +60

    one of my favorite videos on all of youtube

    • @captainjakemerica4579
      @captainjakemerica4579 8 лет назад

      +THASHRIMPKINGZ Agreed. A lot of his Marvel and Star Wars videos are also RUclips great videos!!!

    • @Joeslevster
      @Joeslevster 8 лет назад +1

      Agreed

    • @captainjakemerica4579
      @captainjakemerica4579 8 лет назад

      Joe Levy For sure!!!

    • @KHRfan09
      @KHRfan09 8 лет назад

      Only thing better is his 2003 Batman vs Superman vid. I'm going to go watch that a 10th time now.

  • @chrislmaoo
    @chrislmaoo 5 лет назад +9

    In a movie he removed someone’s powers just by looking at his eyes, he could stare into Batman’s eyes and remove the part of his brain that lets him fight then he’d get beat to death by anyone

  • @minecrafter0505
    @minecrafter0505 9 лет назад +62

    Get into a fight and then punch for a bit

  • @BenCulture
    @BenCulture 9 лет назад +146

    #51. Superman could use his super-speed and super-metabolism to do a one-man bukkake all over Batman's face, until Batman died of humiliation and/or drowning.
    #52. Come to think of it, Superman _could_ just fuck him to death. I'm not saying he _should,_ but Batman's bones _would_ be powder, soon enough.

    • @BenCulture
      @BenCulture 9 лет назад +2

      spinosauruskin I know, right? I live for that sort of thing. You're totally welcome!
      I would pay $10 - $20 for pro-quality art of this, something along the lines of Jim Lee or, even better, Gary Frank. Capes and shadows could cover up the naked bits, but it still has to be very obvious what is happening. So long as Batman looks completely flabbergasted and in agony. The cowl should be the kind that shows his eyes, which would be bulging in horror.

    • @godpierced4668
      @godpierced4668 9 лет назад +8

      Then fuck his head off

    • @TheAlexmercer360batmanfan
      @TheAlexmercer360batmanfan 9 лет назад

      Ben Culture If we are to think canonically and with our brain not our fanboy heart,Hellbat Batman would beat up Suerman pretty badly because the power difference between them is completely equalized (I would say hellbat is stronger and faster and more durable because it bitchslapped kalibak and beat up, drew blood and koed Darkseid to the point that a bloodlusted darkseid became uninterested in attacking batman anymore) with that suit and Batman is a simply better fighter and tactician? Also, Batman has this gadget (s289.photobucket.com/user/darknight2k/media/Intellect-Resources/Resources/supergirl9-sourcedoc1.jpg.html and s289.photobucket.com/user/darknight2k/media/Intellect-Resources/Resources/supergirl9-sourcedoc2.jpg.html) which can rewrite his genetic code and turn him into a kryptonian, or even to doomsday.
      Batman also has several other mech suits like the kryptonian mechsuit which mimcs the superman powers and is impervious to kryptonite s289.photobucket.com/user/darknight2k/media/Standard%20Advanced%20Prep%20Time/supermanbatmanann2-metalloblitz2.jpg.html.
      So basically Batman has built or has obtained many gadgets that would allow him to destroy man of steel in a h2h fight, Batman is not called one of the greatest scientific minds in Dc for nothing, and I think he is smarter than Superman both strategical thinking wise an scientific knowledge wise.
      Angryjoe totally ducked these facts that elevates Batman to Superman level and infact on a higher level, like every other fanboy Joe wanked Superman in this video and terribly lowballed Batman, and most of the people that love Supes and bats are not as expert in comics like I am and think that joe must be right, Superman must always beat batman in a fair fight, the thing is in a fight where both get equal prep time, Batman has a solid chance of beating Superman MOST of the times, not all the times, but most of the times. Simply because batman has access to more powers, just because he doesn't use them doesn't mean he doesn't have them.
      As for hellbat's feats, its skyfather level durable, strong and as fast as flash, and mind you, the suit, when it fought and koed darkseid, was not even completely ready, there were certain engineering works that was unfinished, it drew bood and koed darkseid, the same guy who one shotted superman twice in new 52.
      some scans,
      Punches and draws Darkseid's blood comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-bitchslaps-darkseid.jpg
      breaks free from Darkseid's bear hug with sheer strength only to get caught again and then again draws blood comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-vs-darkseid-5.jpg.
      Survives stomp from darkseid comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-vs-darkseid-4.jpg and kicks his ass comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-vs-darkseid-5.jpg. This would have crushed Superman mind you.
      His combat speed is good enough to EASILY and very very precisely react to the omega beams which Superman was not fast enough to dodge, so this right here is a flash level combat speed feat, reacting to Omega beams is a HUUUUGE fucking deal, it folows no certain trajectory, you must react as late as possible and also have to be very smart.
      Knocks Darkseid down on his ass static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11121/111219076/4419031-4397724-batman%2Bknocks%2Bout%2Bdarkseid.jpg
      Finally escapes with the thing he wanted to obtain (his son and the chaos shard) and Darkseid, who was previously bloodlusted and determined that he would kill batman comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-faces-off-with-darkseid-3.jpg now after being knocked down on his ass thinks its not wise to mess with batman again static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/12/122758/4598433-0930876884-KxWaG.jpg , pretty sure he is convinced batman is too dangerous for him.
      So to sum this up, although, the darkseid, is a little bit stronger than Hellbat, he got his ass whooped becuase Bruce is an unbeatable and formidable fighter, he makes much better use of Strength and speed than the rest of the JL and Superman, as you can see the very fact that Hellbat could keep up with darkseid and trade blows proves that he is waaaaaaaaaaaaay more strong fast and durable than Superman is. Superman got one shotted by darkseid, he would get bitchslapped by hellbat batman.
      Now key thing to remember here is first, hellbat was not yet ready and was killing batman while batman was in the suit and giving him excruciating levels of pain, in this fight he was not even 50 percent of the fighter and fast thinker he usually is, and he knew he was dying and his main objective was to grab Damian's body and the chaos shard and absorb the omega beam into the chaos shard and get this done asap because hellbat was killing him and he had to come back to earth asap before he dies in the suit, which means he wasn't even trying to hurt r fight darkseid, he was just trying to get darkseid to unleash his omega beams on him so that he can absorb that into his chaos shard, without omega beams his son would NOT come back to life, mind you if h really went there to fight, he could beaten darkseid through sheer h2h fighting.
      The suit itself didn't take much damage other than the wings, the suit was not even dented and tanked darkseid's most powerful blows (while one casual melee from DS koed supes in new 52), and after he comes back to earth, he auto ejects the suit, the suit was not destroyed, it just fall off of his body by the voice activated command bruce activated, cuz it was killing him.
      So now that the suit belongs to batcave and the main reason that the suit was killing batman was merely the need of a small upgrade (as luthor said the suit was not yet ready and some MINOR tweaks were need, WHICH batman did not let luthor do because he was short on time), Batman can upgrade it and make this weakness thing(drawing energy from his metabolism thus slowly killing him) go away, not to mention superman himself designed and engineered this device media.insidepulse.com/zones/insidepulse/uploads/2014/07/Batman-and-Robin-33-Spoilers-Robin-Rises-The-Hellbat-2.jpg so he knows all about it, Superman, even with his best gadgets wont stand a chance against hellbat in a h2h fight, infact if hellbat is rogue and is not holding back, it would tear apart Superman piece by piece within 10 seconds.
      So whenever I hear that Batman cant beat Superman in a straight up h2h with both parties getting equal prep, I lmao at angryjoe's stupidity, he made the ultimate fucktard out of himself in front of the whole world, and people are so fucking stupid, they nodded their head like idiots without trying to verify the facts.
      IF ANYTHING BATMAN IS MORE POWERFUL, SMARTER AND SHOULD EASILY WHOOP SUPERMAN IN ANY FIGHT.

    • @BenCulture
      @BenCulture 9 лет назад +3

      TheAlexmercer360 Yeah, TL;DR. I zone out every time I see the name "Darkseid".
      I've said it before, and I'm saying it again: If you want to get that character up on the big screen, somebody's gotta figure out a name for him that _isn't_ clown-shoes, laugh-out-loud, falling-down hysterical stupid.
      They've rebooted their multiverse HOW many times now? and yet his name is still fucking "Darkseid"?

    • @TheAlexmercer360batmanfan
      @TheAlexmercer360batmanfan 9 лет назад +1

      Ben Culture Darkseid is cool bro, what the fuck is wrong with it?

  • @TopNotchOtter
    @TopNotchOtter 8 лет назад +260

    These comments all have one thing in common, punching batman's head off. I think I found my favourite comment section.

    • @SonTaicario
      @SonTaicario 8 лет назад +88

      And then punch his head off

    • @Big_JZ_77
      @Big_JZ_77 7 лет назад +13

      punch his head off then reverse time and punch his head off then reverse time and punch his head off then reverse time and punch his head off then reverse time and punch his head off then reverse time and punch his head off then reverse time and punch his head off then reverse time and punch his head off then reverse time and punch his head off then reverse time and punch his head off then reverse time and punch his head off then reverse time and punch his head off then reverse time and punch his head off then reverse time andpunch his head off then reverse time and punch his head off then reverse time and punch his head off then reverse time and punch his head off then reverse time and punch his head off then reverse time and punch his head off then reverse time and punch his head off then reverse time

    • @gabecarr8496
      @gabecarr8496 6 лет назад

      Are you a Marvel Fanboy?

    • @ZeeJayBay
      @ZeeJayBay 5 лет назад +2

      After 2 yrs this is still my favorite comment section lol

  • @Miskeen20
    @Miskeen20 8 лет назад +27

    50 . fly batman to another planet :D then before he dies, punch his head off.

    • @mattbyrne5749
      @mattbyrne5749 8 лет назад +6

      abdirahman osman then punch his head off

    • @_Dope_
      @_Dope_ Год назад

      😂

  • @pastiche4497
    @pastiche4497 8 лет назад +292

    this was funny as shit for some reason...

  • @xlumosity
    @xlumosity 8 лет назад +107

    50 throw him out of the galaxy

    • @lordxbrickfilms289
      @lordxbrickfilms289 8 лет назад +68

      And then punch his head off.

    • @xlumosity
      @xlumosity 8 лет назад +1

      Lord X Brickfilms yep

    • @sirbigbeard6177
      @sirbigbeard6177 8 лет назад +12

      get to him when he's sleeping, take him to space
      and then punch his head off

    • @KLANGS
      @KLANGS 7 лет назад +7

      Then punch his head off.

    • @TheVagabondGadite
      @TheVagabondGadite 7 лет назад

      ClutchKing98
      Or at least into orbit.

  • @MysteriousTomJenkins
    @MysteriousTomJenkins 8 лет назад +41

    In all seriousness though, Superman has super speed to the point where he and the Flash were talking at super speed in a restaurant and while they were having a casual conversation, time was pretty much stopped. If he can move that fast just to talk to a friend privately then any time he is fighting Batman, he should easily be able to move that fast, remove him of all his gear and then Batman is powerless to do anything because even a peak physical fitness, he can't do shit to Superman with punches and kicks.
    And say he whips out Kryptonite, Superman doesn't need to be next to him to fight, he has heat vision and he can throw stuff or blow him away with his breath, he can easily fight him from a distance.
    He also knows who Batman is and knows where he lives, at any point he could go to him and kill him if he turned bad and Batman couldn't prevent it unless he knew before hand that Superman was bad and had enough time to prepare.
    Really, that's Batman's only ace in the hole, prep time. He has endless resources, he can come up with ways to win and set the fight to work in his favor, but when he can't prepare, he can't do anything. He also relies on Superman holding back. I have seen a few fights between them in different media and most of them SUperman is holding back, and when he isn't? Then Batman barely stands a chance. In Batman: Brave and the Bold, Superman turns evil because of Red Kryptonite. Batman in a battle suit and with Krypto goes to fight him and Superman, who is evil and doesn't mind killing, isn't even fazed and nearly kills him. The Batman, Lex uses Poison Ivy's toxins and Kryptonite to control Superman and sets him against Batman, Batman with all his tech barely stands a chance, he only wins because he gets him into a spot where he can neutralize the effect of Poison Ivy's toxins. Dark Knight Returns, Superman was written much weaker in this comic, was recently nuked and didn't want to fight Batman and was still doing pretty well, Batman had to fake a heart attack and die to end the fight and Superman could have just pulled him out of his grave and arrested him if he wanted to. Batman End Game, Superman is controlled by the Joker and weakened by his Joker Venom, still one of the biggest threats to Batman and Batman onlu manages to beat him by spitting Kryptonite on him but this weakened Superman was his biggest threat and his biggest worry.
    People seem to think that Batman could beat Superman any time he feels like it but in reality if the writer actually knows what Superman is capable of or isn't wanking themselves to Batman, Superman would have a very easy time defeating Batman, its Batman who will fight the hardest he had to in order to take down Superman because his only options is using his weaknesses, planning in advanced, and Superman holding back.

    • @ryankunst668
      @ryankunst668 8 лет назад +12

      Like you said, Batman's only advantage is his unlimited resources, so what if Supes just destroys all of Wayne Enterprises. Like just throws all his offices and factories into space.

    • @XxDarthTroopsxX
      @XxDarthTroopsxX 7 лет назад +17

      And then Supes would punch his head off

    • @joshuareynolds23
      @joshuareynolds23 3 года назад +6

      @@ryankunst668 and, this isn't even taking into account that supes could literally just use his hyper advanced alien tech to accomplish the same exact feats as batman or, more. Not to mention that superman is far smarter than batman and, processes information at lightspeed.

  • @coreydelaforce6560
    @coreydelaforce6560 6 лет назад +5

    I haven’t laughed so hard in ages. “ Bruce I can smell your sweaty ball sack from well almost literally a mile away”

  • @dialMARK4action
    @dialMARK4action 10 лет назад +13

    I'd play dead. Then Batman would be all like "Oh no! I didn't want to kill you!! MY ONE RULE!!" And let him sink into depression and wait until he comits suicide.

  • @Psyxe1
    @Psyxe1 10 лет назад +8

    Bear attacks are preventable by drawing an Bear Circle in the sand. However, doing an oval will not work.

  • @ShrektD
    @ShrektD 10 лет назад +23

    Batman will NEVER beat super unless superman lets him or if super man is mind controlled

    • @roksoulja84
      @roksoulja84 10 лет назад

      i bet batman can kill superman if he broke his "one rule".... to kill..... just get couple pieces of krptonite... wave that shit in supes face and when he is weakened use a bullet made out of krptonite and shoot that shit right through supes brain.... but yeah since batman will never kill but if he did......... now that is truly scary

    • @roksoulja84
      @roksoulja84 10 лет назад

      Anime _ King _ Josh fanboyism.... jesus christ... calm your nerdgasm like i give a fuck if supes kills batman or vice versa... who da fuck cares.. i just like reading teh comics nothin more or less..... the comment i made was just an opinion which wasnt even cannon... all you fanboys make me wanna fucking puke my inside out

    • @ShrektD
      @ShrektD 10 лет назад

      I wasted 14 seconds of my life reading your pointless comment

    • @roksoulja84
      @roksoulja84 10 лет назад

      Anime _ King _ Josh yeah and you deserved it

    • @SiouxWarlord
      @SiouxWarlord 10 лет назад +1

      roksoulja84 calm down ladies, I think you are both very pretty. Do you feel better now?

  • @xxdinorabbitxxschannel5083
    @xxdinorabbitxxschannel5083 8 лет назад +27

    3:26 the reason i watch this vid once in a while xD

  • @Adisonmarie
    @Adisonmarie 8 лет назад +53

    I would force batman to watch superman 4 quest for peace

    • @terraemotus7044
      @terraemotus7044 8 лет назад +26

      Then punch his head off

    • @jacobrobinson9952
      @jacobrobinson9952 8 лет назад +5

      Or watch batman and robin

    • @allenlong3690
      @allenlong3690 8 лет назад +1

      That made my day!

    • @dhruvgajjar4953
      @dhruvgajjar4953 8 лет назад

      +Jacob Robinson yeah, Batman and Robin sucks. worst movie ever

    • @BartholomewHenryAllen
      @BartholomewHenryAllen 6 лет назад

      If I where Batman and Superman did that to me, I'd cut Superman's head off with the Phantom Zone Projector so that is head stays alive watching me for eternity, rapeing all his girlfriends and his cousin Kara Zor El, while his head is attached to a Brainiac's, best, most horrific torture devices, while showing him just how much money I make on a secondly basis while not having to do anything but rape Lois.

  • @cornflakesandmilk8157
    @cornflakesandmilk8157 9 лет назад +15

    Superman: "Knock, Knock"
    Batman: "Who's there?"
    Superman: "Not your parents!"
    Batman: 😭

    • @Theolppoman
      @Theolppoman 9 лет назад +3

      +cornflakes n milk Then punch his head off

    • @CapriciousTF
      @CapriciousTF 9 лет назад +1

      then punch his head off!

  • @zenbrown9715
    @zenbrown9715 8 лет назад +67

    leave Batman stranded in the middle of space Sandra Bullock Style

    • @zenbrown9715
      @zenbrown9715 8 лет назад +3

      take Batman for a dip in an active volcano

    • @zenbrown9715
      @zenbrown9715 8 лет назад +3

      Better yet take Batman for a dip in acid while bear hugging him

    • @zenbrown9715
      @zenbrown9715 8 лет назад +3

      Give Batman a Super bear hug til his eyes and guts pop out

    • @zenbrown9715
      @zenbrown9715 8 лет назад +3

      I think I might be enjoying this way too much

    • @someoneney9061
      @someoneney9061 8 лет назад +21

      And then punch his head off

  • @ReverseSkeleton
    @ReverseSkeleton 5 лет назад +5

    "Fill the Bat-Cave with killer bees"
    W T F LMAO

  • @NemoDalton
    @NemoDalton 8 лет назад +75

    superman should take the toilet paper away and air freshener and batman would be so disgusted that he would have a heart attack

    • @jadipeperzak4034
      @jadipeperzak4034 8 лет назад +53

      then punch his head off

    • @KLANGS
      @KLANGS 7 лет назад +6

      Then punch his head off.

  • @johnny2598
    @johnny2598 8 лет назад +48

    Superman could just blow the entire planet ! XD

    • @oscarmccormack1611
      @oscarmccormack1611 8 лет назад +25

      JOHNNY T And then punch his head off.

    • @johnny2598
      @johnny2598 8 лет назад

      Oscar McCormack lol

    • @aviinthepast
      @aviinthepast 8 лет назад +1

      That sounds really dirty, it sounds like super man is giving falatio

    • @subrsubrr334
      @subrsubrr334 8 лет назад +4

      blow UP the entire planet . . .

    • @johnny2598
      @johnny2598 8 лет назад

      lol we wouldn't feel any pain at all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @JosephWolfson
    @JosephWolfson 3 года назад +11

    Just have Superman take Batman back in time to the days of krypton and just leave him there. Batman’s body won’t be able to overcome the kryptonian gravity, and if he does, he will be in the past unable to stop Superman without causing a temporal paradox.

  • @juggalogamer8541
    @juggalogamer8541 7 лет назад +24

    Thank you of course Batman fans can't stand this

  • @Beef_Chomp
    @Beef_Chomp 9 лет назад +26

    Rip off his legs
    Rip off his arms
    Lock him in a room
    Let him die of boredom, hunger or dehydration

    • @Kingboo39788
      @Kingboo39788 9 лет назад +30

      Zeta Uphill And then punch his head off.

    • @SLvsCH
      @SLvsCH 9 лет назад +1

      BRUHinc. Legend

    • @Kingboo39788
      @Kingboo39788 9 лет назад +2

      The true way to fight

    • @rouse2451
      @rouse2451 9 лет назад +1

      +Zeta Uphill then punch his head off

  • @TortureVisionTV
    @TortureVisionTV 10 лет назад +6

    Superman could take away Batman's "shark repellent" spray... then chuck him into the ocean.

  • @yonkosage8676
    @yonkosage8676 8 лет назад +110

    Steal a nuke a drop in on batman's house

    • @oliverlow2474
      @oliverlow2474 8 лет назад +85

      And then punch his head off

    • @yonkosage8676
      @yonkosage8676 8 лет назад +1

      Oliver Low Yep

    • @KLANGS
      @KLANGS 7 лет назад +1

      +Oliver Low yes.

    • @Rorschach003
      @Rorschach003 7 лет назад +4

      Just drop it. He doesn't even need to detonate it. The weight of the nuke would be enough to kill bats.

    • @BartholomewHenryAllen
      @BartholomewHenryAllen 6 лет назад

      Several super villains already did that to Batman. Batman just got pissed. Not all of the villains survived and they where all left traumatised. Even the Joker had to change his name to the "Man Who Lost His Laugh".

  • @lukebaker5135
    @lukebaker5135 7 лет назад +27

    This is the best comment section I have ever seen...
    We have been truly blessed, if only kids in Africa had this comment section.

  • @josephkavetsky19
    @josephkavetsky19 8 лет назад +15

    Superman could yell martha over and over again

  • @DoranKnight
    @DoranKnight 8 лет назад +25

    grab batman and fly him into space

  • @Farmeryeti
    @Farmeryeti 10 лет назад +5

    Love number 27. 'Batman is allergic to being beaten to death'. Hilarious.

    • @PKMN649
      @PKMN649 10 лет назад

      I died at #35 it was too funny.

  • @nicolelee2719
    @nicolelee2719 7 лет назад +2

    @2:11 Do Batman and Superman BOTH have dinosaurs in their man caves?
    Well that's cute

  • @Videogamehackmaster
    @Videogamehackmaster 9 лет назад +71

    A nuke. Sups must have one layin around

    • @envynoson
      @envynoson 9 лет назад

      He does.

    • @tmzissupergay
      @tmzissupergay 9 лет назад +11

      He actually has a bag of nukes

    • @HrittikAzad
      @HrittikAzad 9 лет назад +1

      tmzissupergay I know that reference!

    • @Yoogeurt
      @Yoogeurt 9 лет назад +2

      Hrittik Azad I know THAT reference!!

    • @aliassankar79
      @aliassankar79 9 лет назад

      Isn't that how batman died in batman the dark knight rises.

  • @homiedoor5716
    @homiedoor5716 8 лет назад +43

    50: rip out his spine and hit him with it

    • @spacestationfilms
      @spacestationfilms 8 лет назад +10

      PINCH his head off!?

    • @spacestationfilms
      @spacestationfilms 7 лет назад +1

      He definitely could pinch his head off

    • @jacobaarum
      @jacobaarum 7 лет назад +1

      Like Sub-Zero?

    • @julianparsons3027
      @julianparsons3027 7 лет назад

      Yeah, freeze breath him first. Then rip his spine out. It's WAY more effective than just BREAKING his spine... he always comes back from that for some reason...
      ...then punch his head off for good measure.
      ...the throw him into the sun.
      ...along with all of the Nightwings, Robins, and Terry McGinnises there are in the world...

    • @ashutoshprakash3017
      @ashutoshprakash3017 6 лет назад +1

      AND THEN PUNCH HIS HEAD OFF

  • @nbarrero5014
    @nbarrero5014 8 лет назад +4

    51 Ask him if he wants to apply for a job and then ask for his parent's signature

    • @rambofan334
      @rambofan334 8 лет назад +2

      Then punch his head off.

  • @TT-md7mm
    @TT-md7mm 2 года назад +1

    Coming back to this I'm now realizing that you could just release these annually until the day you retire. lol

  • @cursed.tongue
    @cursed.tongue 10 лет назад +15

    I've always said Superman could kill Batman in an instant, I'm tired of these drawn out scenarios where Batman wins, SUPERMAN CAN LASER VISION HIM FROM SPACE!!!

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 10 лет назад +3

      Or destroy the freaking planet

    • @MadMax-ep1iz
      @MadMax-ep1iz 10 лет назад

      But superman would be reluctant (or not at all willing) to kill him which would give batman an advantage because batman has kryptonite and he could use it then, maybe

    • @ThePKmasters
      @ThePKmasters 10 лет назад +1

      Liam Sutton Superman doesnt have to kill batman to win. He can knock batman out before he can even react. BTW, kryptonite does not affect superman instantly. And he can be immune to it by absorbing a massive amount of sunlight. Which would probably take 5 to 7 minutes.

  • @gainaxthehorse5362
    @gainaxthehorse5362 10 лет назад +22

    Punch Batman into the Sun.

    • @gainaxthehorse5362
      @gainaxthehorse5362 10 лет назад

      Punch Batman into the Sun.

    • @gainaxthehorse5362
      @gainaxthehorse5362 10 лет назад

      Dech Nourtide Punch Batman into the Sun.

    • @gainaxthehorse5362
      @gainaxthehorse5362 10 лет назад

      Punch Batman into the Sun. then before he burns up, catch him and throw him into another star.

    • @krys889
      @krys889 10 лет назад

      Punch Batman into the fucking Sun.

    • @gainaxthehorse5362
      @gainaxthehorse5362 10 лет назад

      Finally someone else who agrees with me.

  • @hadyncurran2947
    @hadyncurran2947 8 лет назад +37

    id force him to watch superman 4 the quest for peace

    • @MichealKennelly
      @MichealKennelly 8 лет назад +20

      hadyn curran and then punch his head off.

  • @GreaserMan
    @GreaserMan 2 года назад +1

    Just hold him gently because what's he gonna do? And then slowly force-feed him marshmallows until he dies from choking or from being too full of marshmallow.

  • @_its_lunar_
    @_its_lunar_ 4 года назад +8

    Every so often I like to revisit this video purely for the bear bit.

  • @charliecinema130
    @charliecinema130 5 лет назад +3

    This is honestly one of the greatest videos on RUclips hahaha
    Would have to be Mr Sunday Movies finest work! Absolutely hilarious haha

  • @Elnis888
    @Elnis888 6 лет назад +3

    Supes could grab Batman's arms and yell "stop hitting yourself" until he'd (technically) punched his OWN head of.

  • @tkpease
    @tkpease 7 лет назад +14

    Awww, this was one of my first fave MrSundayMovies videos and it's still great! Also I would destroy Batman by just leaving a DEVASTATING RUclips COMMENT and then then he kills himself.
    ...too dark? Too dark.