+Wasi Alim you are a batman fantard many people would beat batman with ease even when he has prep like superman,sentry,iron man,hyperion,martian manhunter etc......
Lol if i were suuperman i would expose hos identidy leave him naked in gotham in a tower all tied up and put mh finger through his mouth and squish every internal organ in his body
Superman could keep making small copies of himself until they can fit in his suit, then when Batman is in the middle of a fight they can just twist his nipples really hard until he dies
Ethan Canadian9 That’s the only way they could think of? Super Viagra? The funny thing is it essentially turns Alfred into a Kryptonian. An OLD Kryptonian with no fighting skills. It makes no sense that Alfred would beat Superman just because he has his DNA. Superman has beaten tons of other Kryptonians. Scores of them. Kryptonians with intergalactic military training.
Please think before you comment. "Or, he could throw the sun into batman". There's just too many things wrong with that sentence besides the grammar mistakes.
Freeze breath all of Batman's villains together, turning them into a very tall sword, and then beat Batman with it until both he and all of the villains within are dead.
SrGurkman I realized just now how stupid that is. A man sized costume of a window. LOL Superman would just shatter him and the dimension in a single punch.
Yo this was all fun and games but come on that's just a dick move. If I was batman and found raisins in a chocolate chip cookie I'd beat the living shit out someone
Superman slowly loosing it while shaking him senseless: *oh sorry Bruce, I'm just really **_SHOOK_** about what you did to lois! It's really **_SHAKEN_** MY SENSE OF REALITY!* Batman: _*random spurts of gore_
Superman could fly past him at Super speed and rip a finger off, keep doing it until he out of fingers then do it to his toes. Then arms legs etc until he's just as limbless sack of Batman. Then punch his head off
I'd surgically implant a voice activated bomb into Batman's neck, à la Suicide Squad, kiss Batman to make him forget it was there and just wait for him to speak. If you want to be morbid about it, which I do, I'd set it to go off when he says "I'm Batman.." Because you could implant a bomb in him and just detonate it yourself with heat vision, or, you know, a switch. But where's the fun in that?
#50: Dress up like Bane, break Batman literally in half, Take off costume, Capture real Bane and pin the crime on him which he'd gladly take the credit for, Fly back to Metropolis a hero in the eyes of Gotham City.
That was facking hilarious!!! X-D And accurate. But in all seriousness, Bats is screwed if Supes is trying: the guy who has super hearing, smell, etc. can't be snuck up on by a stealthy Bat dude. The guy whose faster than a speeding bullet can't be hit by a Kryptonite weapon. And the guy who can bench 6+ quintillion tons can't be pummeled by an armored man with unresolved anger issues. I like both heroes, but anyone insisting Batman wins if Supes doesn't want him to needs to do some research. Read "Batman: Hush", Batman even ADMITS Superman could kill him anytime he wanted and only doesn't because Supes is a good person.
Off The Cut Reviews how times have changed, Batman can just hop in the final batsuit then rewrite Superman’s brain cell by cell or steal flash’s powers and trap Superman in the speed force
@Jay that’s not plot armor that’s Batman making a suit of armor out of a pre existing material, essentially Batman using his brain to beat Superman’s Braun, the final batsuit can literally rewrite reality due to it being made out of a certain metal but hey if Batman wins anything everyone calls it plot armor 🤷🏾♂️ but if Superman gets a 10x power boost and breaks the universe with his punches it’s not plot armor...ok
@Jay I saw that episode and the beams already hit a target after Batman dodged them so he couldn’t, and Superman started off as a alien who could lift cars not break reality and fly through planets, Batman started off as the detective who had a plan for everything A back up to his back up, if it needed to be built he got it, and if he planned it...it happened the way he wanted All of Superman’s powers are plot armor everytime the plot needed it the writer would wank Superman off then he’d get a power boost Batman on the other hand only has temporary power boosts so whenever he does or whenever he beats the man of plot-armor or anyone with powers everyone chops it up to plot armor even if it was explained on how he did it or how whatever he did worked If Superman needs to destroy anything or beat anyone it’s explained as “he flexed hard enough” One of Batman’s biggest traits that been in his character longer than Superman has been punching through planets is that he has a plan, and he can beat anyone with his plans he’s the man with a plan, perfect plans that almost always work So why is it chopped up to plot armor whenever he does what he was founded on, what he is known for, what he’s best at huh? Y’all Superman dick riders always chop it up to “plot armor” if Superman loses to anyone or almost anything News flash Batman makes stuff that beats other people/stuff he’s been doing it since his creation Now Batman has the ultimate Triumph card a suit HE MADE that can manipulate or change reality or rewrite your brain and it’s marked up to plot armor....let’s not lie to ourselves that’s a bunch of bullshit It’s made out of Element X a metal that’s existed long before Batman made his suit with it no surprise that he got his hands on it at some point in time
@Jay he had a plan for everything....in his universe, at the time Superman and Batman hadn’t even been in the same universe they were just under the same comic brand that’s all and when they were introduced Batman had a plan for him to just like everything els Superman when he was created could barely stop a train peep this “Superman started flying in the Fleischer cartoons of the early 1940s and would soon develop super hearing, x-ray vision, telescopic vision, and enhanced strength. By the end of the era, he officially had “heat vision,” could withstand an atomic blast, and fly faster than light.” This right here confirms everything I already knew and u don’t wanna admit, when Superman was created bullets could still hurt him and Superman wasn’t as op within 2 years he was able to fly faster than light and withstand an atomic bomb because the plot demanded it, the only reason Superman is as powerful as he is, is because a cartoon and plot armor at least Batman dodging darkseids omega beams made sense, he jumped out of the way of the beam fell down a hole landed on a parademon jumped off (at this point darkseid can’t see him) then the beams hit the parademon, darkseid can’t hit what he couldn’t see, and Batman might not have had armore when he first got created but that’s because he didn’t need armors in that universe In Batman’s first universe (his og comics published in 1939) aliens and magic didn’t exist, Superman and Batman where in 2 different universe under the same brand, DC it wasn’t until later in 1939 when Batman and Superman and we’re finally pushed into the same universe that’s when Batman had a plan for Superman....shoot him but then that was changed because a year later Superman became god due to a cartoon, Superman is made of plot armor
And how would I kill Batman if I were Superman? Easiest question in the world! I would just fly up into space which won't seem suspicious because superman does that all the time,use my super hearing to find out where exactly Batman is on earth at the moment,go to that location,see him standing there or something. Fly down at super speed,heat vision his ass into oblivion and fly away,simple as that. Or if Bruce is at the Batcave at the moment,swoop in at super speed,take Alfred,plop him somewhere else and Heat vision,the whole goddamn cave as well as Wayne Manor.
Tell darkseid that batman was spreading rumours about him Darkseid would be like “WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOM AND FARM ANIMALS” and darkseid will punch his head off
Darksaid already hates Baman the most "out of all the beings in the universe". Especially after Batman beat him to death with the Hellbat suit, blew up Apocalypse, and killed him a second time with the God Slayer bullet, before imprisoning him in Superman's Phantom Zone and not letting Darksaid kill him while only Batman escaped the Phantom Zone, leaving Darksaid to run from Doomsday for eternity.
You forget Superman could just move toward Batman so fast that the air compression shockwave would kill him. They wouldn't even need to have direct contact.
50: work a thousand jobs at once, then use the money to build a rival company putting Wayne industries out of business. 51: Work every job in Wayne industries under the radar, and suddenly quit leaving nobody working in the company. 52: Clark Kent (The journalist) exposes who the Batman is in public. 53: Superman could just lift all of Wayne manor, while batman is asleep and drop in the South Pole. 54: Alternatively, Superman could drop it in the ocean. 55: double alternately, Superman could just sink Wayne manor into the ground by pushing it.
If I were superman. I'd get batman and all of his fanboys in one place, the fanboys will be so turned on at the sight of him that batman would be unable to escape and be crushed to death beneath thousands of fat nerds.
the air and water of your bidy will began to evaporate out of your eyes mouth and ears suffocate and then die very very quicly and the you will gradualy loose heat
the community coming together to respond 'and then punch his head off' to each suggestion has legitimately warmed my heart to the point that it's restored my faith in humanity.
Does anyone else watch the old Sunday Movies videos to study how he edited videos together? This guy is brilliant and I love watching his early stuff for inspiration.
kenji harima If we are to think canonically and with our brain not our fanboy heart,Hellbat Batman would beat up Suerman pretty badly because the power difference between them is completely equalized (I would say hellbat is stronger and faster and more durable because it bitchslapped kalibak and beat up, drew blood and koed Darkseid to the point that a bloodlusted darkseid became uninterested in attacking batman anymore) with that suit and Batman is a simply better fighter and tactician? Also, Batman has this gadget (s289.photobucket.com/user/darknight2k/media/Intellect-Resources/Resources/supergirl9-sourcedoc1.jpg.html and s289.photobucket.com/user/darknight2k/media/Intellect-Resources/Resources/supergirl9-sourcedoc2.jpg.html) which can rewrite his genetic code and turn him into a kryptonian, or even to doomsday. Batman also has several other mech suits like the kryptonian mechsuit which mimcs the superman powers and is impervious to kryptonite s289.photobucket.com/user/darknight2k/media/Standard%20Advanced%20Prep%20Time/supermanbatmanann2-metalloblitz2.jpg.html. So basically Batman has built or has obtained many gadgets that would allow him to destroy man of steel in a h2h fight, Batman is not called one of the greatest scientific minds in Dc for nothing, and I think he is smarter than Superman both strategical thinking wise an scientific knowledge wise. Angryjoe totally ducked these facts that elevates Batman to Superman level and infact on a higher level, like every other fanboy Joe wanked Superman in this video and terribly lowballed Batman, and most of the people that love Supes and bats are not as expert in comics like I am and think that joe must be right, Superman must always beat batman in a fair fight, the thing is in a fight where both get equal prep time, Batman has a solid chance of beating Superman MOST of the times, not all the times, but most of the times. Simply because batman has access to more powers, just because he doesn't use them doesn't mean he doesn't have them. As for hellbat's feats, its skyfather level durable, strong and as fast as flash, and mind you, the suit, when it fought and koed darkseid, was not even completely ready, there were certain engineering works that was unfinished, it drew bood and koed darkseid, the same guy who one shotted superman twice in new 52. some scans, Punches and draws Darkseid's blood comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-bitchslaps-darkseid.jpg breaks free from Darkseid's bear hug with sheer strength only to get caught again and then again draws blood comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-vs-darkseid-5.jpg. Survives stomp from darkseid comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-vs-darkseid-4.jpg and kicks his ass comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-vs-darkseid-5.jpg. This would have crushed Superman mind you. His combat speed is good enough to EASILY and very very precisely react to the omega beams which Superman was not fast enough to dodge, so this right here is a flash level combat speed feat, reacting to Omega beams is a HUUUUGE fucking deal, it folows no certain trajectory, you must react as late as possible and also have to be very smart. Knocks Darkseid down on his ass static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11121/111219076/4419031-4397724-batman%2Bknocks%2Bout%2Bdarkseid.jpg Finally escapes with the thing he wanted to obtain (his son and the chaos shard) and Darkseid, who was previously bloodlusted and determined that he would kill batman comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-faces-off-with-darkseid-3.jpg now after being knocked down on his ass thinks its not wise to mess with batman again static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/12/122758/4598433-0930876884-KxWaG.jpg , pretty sure he is convinced batman is too dangerous for him. So to sum this up, although, the darkseid, is a little bit stronger than Hellbat, he got his ass whooped becuase Bruce is an unbeatable and formidable fighter, he makes much better use of Strength and speed than the rest of the JL and Superman, as you can see the very fact that Hellbat could keep up with darkseid and trade blows proves that he is waaaaaaaaaaaaay more strong fast and durable than Superman is. Superman got one shotted by darkseid, he would get bitchslapped by hellbat batman. Now key thing to remember here is first, hellbat was not yet ready and was killing batman while batman was in the suit and giving him excruciating levels of pain, in this fight he was not even 50 percent of the fighter and fast thinker he usually is, and he knew he was dying and his main objective was to grab Damian's body and the chaos shard and absorb the omega beam into the chaos shard and get this done asap because hellbat was killing him and he had to come back to earth asap before he dies in the suit, which means he wasn't even trying to hurt r fight darkseid, he was just trying to get darkseid to unleash his omega beams on him so that he can absorb that into his chaos shard, without omega beams his son would NOT come back to life, mind you if h really went there to fight, he could beaten darkseid through sheer h2h fighting. The suit itself didn't take much damage other than the wings, the suit was not even dented and tanked darkseid's most powerful blows (while one casual melee from DS koed supes in new 52), and after he comes back to earth, he auto ejects the suit, the suit was not destroyed, it just fall off of his body by the voice activated command bruce activated, cuz it was killing him. So now that the suit belongs to batcave and the main reason that the suit was killing batman was merely the need of a small upgrade (as luthor said the suit was not yet ready and some MINOR tweaks were need, WHICH batman did not let luthor do because he was short on time), Batman can upgrade it and make this weakness thing(drawing energy from his metabolism thus slowly killing him) go away, not to mention superman himself designed and engineered this device media.insidepulse.com/zones/insidepulse/uploads/2014/07/Batman-and-Robin-33-Spoilers-Robin-Rises-The-Hellbat-2.jpg so he knows all about it, Superman, even with his best gadgets wont stand a chance against hellbat in a h2h fight, infact if hellbat is rogue and is not holding back, it would tear apart Superman piece by piece within 10 seconds. So whenever I hear that Batman cant beat Superman in a straight up h2h with both parties getting equal prep, I lmao at angryjoe's stupidity, he made the ultimate fucktard out of himself in front of the whole world, and people are so fucking stupid, they nodded their head like idiots without trying to verify the facts. IF ANYTHING BATMAN IS MORE POWERFUL, SMARTER AND SHOULD EASILY WHOOP SUPERMAN IN ANY FIGHT.
what if he went back in time, fucked Martha Wayne, killed Thomas Wayne, and Batman was born a meta human? Then came back and Gave Supes the fight of his life? That would be a good plot for a Flashpoint series
Thebrickboy00 Lol ironically if you used the infinate mass "punch" while high fiving. (that molecular vibration trick) he could literally turn Batman into a hydrogen explosion with his high five.
In a movie he removed someone’s powers just by looking at his eyes, he could stare into Batman’s eyes and remove the part of his brain that lets him fight then he’d get beat to death by anyone
#51. Superman could use his super-speed and super-metabolism to do a one-man bukkake all over Batman's face, until Batman died of humiliation and/or drowning. #52. Come to think of it, Superman _could_ just fuck him to death. I'm not saying he _should,_ but Batman's bones _would_ be powder, soon enough.
spinosauruskin I know, right? I live for that sort of thing. You're totally welcome! I would pay $10 - $20 for pro-quality art of this, something along the lines of Jim Lee or, even better, Gary Frank. Capes and shadows could cover up the naked bits, but it still has to be very obvious what is happening. So long as Batman looks completely flabbergasted and in agony. The cowl should be the kind that shows his eyes, which would be bulging in horror.
Ben Culture If we are to think canonically and with our brain not our fanboy heart,Hellbat Batman would beat up Suerman pretty badly because the power difference between them is completely equalized (I would say hellbat is stronger and faster and more durable because it bitchslapped kalibak and beat up, drew blood and koed Darkseid to the point that a bloodlusted darkseid became uninterested in attacking batman anymore) with that suit and Batman is a simply better fighter and tactician? Also, Batman has this gadget (s289.photobucket.com/user/darknight2k/media/Intellect-Resources/Resources/supergirl9-sourcedoc1.jpg.html and s289.photobucket.com/user/darknight2k/media/Intellect-Resources/Resources/supergirl9-sourcedoc2.jpg.html) which can rewrite his genetic code and turn him into a kryptonian, or even to doomsday. Batman also has several other mech suits like the kryptonian mechsuit which mimcs the superman powers and is impervious to kryptonite s289.photobucket.com/user/darknight2k/media/Standard%20Advanced%20Prep%20Time/supermanbatmanann2-metalloblitz2.jpg.html. So basically Batman has built or has obtained many gadgets that would allow him to destroy man of steel in a h2h fight, Batman is not called one of the greatest scientific minds in Dc for nothing, and I think he is smarter than Superman both strategical thinking wise an scientific knowledge wise. Angryjoe totally ducked these facts that elevates Batman to Superman level and infact on a higher level, like every other fanboy Joe wanked Superman in this video and terribly lowballed Batman, and most of the people that love Supes and bats are not as expert in comics like I am and think that joe must be right, Superman must always beat batman in a fair fight, the thing is in a fight where both get equal prep time, Batman has a solid chance of beating Superman MOST of the times, not all the times, but most of the times. Simply because batman has access to more powers, just because he doesn't use them doesn't mean he doesn't have them. As for hellbat's feats, its skyfather level durable, strong and as fast as flash, and mind you, the suit, when it fought and koed darkseid, was not even completely ready, there were certain engineering works that was unfinished, it drew bood and koed darkseid, the same guy who one shotted superman twice in new 52. some scans, Punches and draws Darkseid's blood comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-bitchslaps-darkseid.jpg breaks free from Darkseid's bear hug with sheer strength only to get caught again and then again draws blood comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-vs-darkseid-5.jpg. Survives stomp from darkseid comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-vs-darkseid-4.jpg and kicks his ass comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-vs-darkseid-5.jpg. This would have crushed Superman mind you. His combat speed is good enough to EASILY and very very precisely react to the omega beams which Superman was not fast enough to dodge, so this right here is a flash level combat speed feat, reacting to Omega beams is a HUUUUGE fucking deal, it folows no certain trajectory, you must react as late as possible and also have to be very smart. Knocks Darkseid down on his ass static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11121/111219076/4419031-4397724-batman%2Bknocks%2Bout%2Bdarkseid.jpg Finally escapes with the thing he wanted to obtain (his son and the chaos shard) and Darkseid, who was previously bloodlusted and determined that he would kill batman comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-faces-off-with-darkseid-3.jpg now after being knocked down on his ass thinks its not wise to mess with batman again static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/12/122758/4598433-0930876884-KxWaG.jpg , pretty sure he is convinced batman is too dangerous for him. So to sum this up, although, the darkseid, is a little bit stronger than Hellbat, he got his ass whooped becuase Bruce is an unbeatable and formidable fighter, he makes much better use of Strength and speed than the rest of the JL and Superman, as you can see the very fact that Hellbat could keep up with darkseid and trade blows proves that he is waaaaaaaaaaaaay more strong fast and durable than Superman is. Superman got one shotted by darkseid, he would get bitchslapped by hellbat batman. Now key thing to remember here is first, hellbat was not yet ready and was killing batman while batman was in the suit and giving him excruciating levels of pain, in this fight he was not even 50 percent of the fighter and fast thinker he usually is, and he knew he was dying and his main objective was to grab Damian's body and the chaos shard and absorb the omega beam into the chaos shard and get this done asap because hellbat was killing him and he had to come back to earth asap before he dies in the suit, which means he wasn't even trying to hurt r fight darkseid, he was just trying to get darkseid to unleash his omega beams on him so that he can absorb that into his chaos shard, without omega beams his son would NOT come back to life, mind you if h really went there to fight, he could beaten darkseid through sheer h2h fighting. The suit itself didn't take much damage other than the wings, the suit was not even dented and tanked darkseid's most powerful blows (while one casual melee from DS koed supes in new 52), and after he comes back to earth, he auto ejects the suit, the suit was not destroyed, it just fall off of his body by the voice activated command bruce activated, cuz it was killing him. So now that the suit belongs to batcave and the main reason that the suit was killing batman was merely the need of a small upgrade (as luthor said the suit was not yet ready and some MINOR tweaks were need, WHICH batman did not let luthor do because he was short on time), Batman can upgrade it and make this weakness thing(drawing energy from his metabolism thus slowly killing him) go away, not to mention superman himself designed and engineered this device media.insidepulse.com/zones/insidepulse/uploads/2014/07/Batman-and-Robin-33-Spoilers-Robin-Rises-The-Hellbat-2.jpg so he knows all about it, Superman, even with his best gadgets wont stand a chance against hellbat in a h2h fight, infact if hellbat is rogue and is not holding back, it would tear apart Superman piece by piece within 10 seconds. So whenever I hear that Batman cant beat Superman in a straight up h2h with both parties getting equal prep, I lmao at angryjoe's stupidity, he made the ultimate fucktard out of himself in front of the whole world, and people are so fucking stupid, they nodded their head like idiots without trying to verify the facts. IF ANYTHING BATMAN IS MORE POWERFUL, SMARTER AND SHOULD EASILY WHOOP SUPERMAN IN ANY FIGHT.
TheAlexmercer360 Yeah, TL;DR. I zone out every time I see the name "Darkseid". I've said it before, and I'm saying it again: If you want to get that character up on the big screen, somebody's gotta figure out a name for him that _isn't_ clown-shoes, laugh-out-loud, falling-down hysterical stupid. They've rebooted their multiverse HOW many times now? and yet his name is still fucking "Darkseid"?
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In all seriousness though, Superman has super speed to the point where he and the Flash were talking at super speed in a restaurant and while they were having a casual conversation, time was pretty much stopped. If he can move that fast just to talk to a friend privately then any time he is fighting Batman, he should easily be able to move that fast, remove him of all his gear and then Batman is powerless to do anything because even a peak physical fitness, he can't do shit to Superman with punches and kicks. And say he whips out Kryptonite, Superman doesn't need to be next to him to fight, he has heat vision and he can throw stuff or blow him away with his breath, he can easily fight him from a distance. He also knows who Batman is and knows where he lives, at any point he could go to him and kill him if he turned bad and Batman couldn't prevent it unless he knew before hand that Superman was bad and had enough time to prepare. Really, that's Batman's only ace in the hole, prep time. He has endless resources, he can come up with ways to win and set the fight to work in his favor, but when he can't prepare, he can't do anything. He also relies on Superman holding back. I have seen a few fights between them in different media and most of them SUperman is holding back, and when he isn't? Then Batman barely stands a chance. In Batman: Brave and the Bold, Superman turns evil because of Red Kryptonite. Batman in a battle suit and with Krypto goes to fight him and Superman, who is evil and doesn't mind killing, isn't even fazed and nearly kills him. The Batman, Lex uses Poison Ivy's toxins and Kryptonite to control Superman and sets him against Batman, Batman with all his tech barely stands a chance, he only wins because he gets him into a spot where he can neutralize the effect of Poison Ivy's toxins. Dark Knight Returns, Superman was written much weaker in this comic, was recently nuked and didn't want to fight Batman and was still doing pretty well, Batman had to fake a heart attack and die to end the fight and Superman could have just pulled him out of his grave and arrested him if he wanted to. Batman End Game, Superman is controlled by the Joker and weakened by his Joker Venom, still one of the biggest threats to Batman and Batman onlu manages to beat him by spitting Kryptonite on him but this weakened Superman was his biggest threat and his biggest worry. People seem to think that Batman could beat Superman any time he feels like it but in reality if the writer actually knows what Superman is capable of or isn't wanking themselves to Batman, Superman would have a very easy time defeating Batman, its Batman who will fight the hardest he had to in order to take down Superman because his only options is using his weaknesses, planning in advanced, and Superman holding back.
Like you said, Batman's only advantage is his unlimited resources, so what if Supes just destroys all of Wayne Enterprises. Like just throws all his offices and factories into space.
@@ryankunst668 and, this isn't even taking into account that supes could literally just use his hyper advanced alien tech to accomplish the same exact feats as batman or, more. Not to mention that superman is far smarter than batman and, processes information at lightspeed.
I'd play dead. Then Batman would be all like "Oh no! I didn't want to kill you!! MY ONE RULE!!" And let him sink into depression and wait until he comits suicide.
i bet batman can kill superman if he broke his "one rule".... to kill..... just get couple pieces of krptonite... wave that shit in supes face and when he is weakened use a bullet made out of krptonite and shoot that shit right through supes brain.... but yeah since batman will never kill but if he did......... now that is truly scary
Anime _ King _ Josh fanboyism.... jesus christ... calm your nerdgasm like i give a fuck if supes kills batman or vice versa... who da fuck cares.. i just like reading teh comics nothin more or less..... the comment i made was just an opinion which wasnt even cannon... all you fanboys make me wanna fucking puke my inside out
If I where Batman and Superman did that to me, I'd cut Superman's head off with the Phantom Zone Projector so that is head stays alive watching me for eternity, rapeing all his girlfriends and his cousin Kara Zor El, while his head is attached to a Brainiac's, best, most horrific torture devices, while showing him just how much money I make on a secondly basis while not having to do anything but rape Lois.
Just have Superman take Batman back in time to the days of krypton and just leave him there. Batman’s body won’t be able to overcome the kryptonian gravity, and if he does, he will be in the past unable to stop Superman without causing a temporal paradox.
Several super villains already did that to Batman. Batman just got pissed. Not all of the villains survived and they where all left traumatised. Even the Joker had to change his name to the "Man Who Lost His Laugh".
Yeah, freeze breath him first. Then rip his spine out. It's WAY more effective than just BREAKING his spine... he always comes back from that for some reason... ...then punch his head off for good measure. ...the throw him into the sun. ...along with all of the Nightwings, Robins, and Terry McGinnises there are in the world...
I've always said Superman could kill Batman in an instant, I'm tired of these drawn out scenarios where Batman wins, SUPERMAN CAN LASER VISION HIM FROM SPACE!!!
But superman would be reluctant (or not at all willing) to kill him which would give batman an advantage because batman has kryptonite and he could use it then, maybe
Liam Sutton Superman doesnt have to kill batman to win. He can knock batman out before he can even react. BTW, kryptonite does not affect superman instantly. And he can be immune to it by absorbing a massive amount of sunlight. Which would probably take 5 to 7 minutes.
Just hold him gently because what's he gonna do? And then slowly force-feed him marshmallows until he dies from choking or from being too full of marshmallow.
Awww, this was one of my first fave MrSundayMovies videos and it's still great! Also I would destroy Batman by just leaving a DEVASTATING RUclips COMMENT and then then he kills himself. ...too dark? Too dark.
"You can't fight bears forever, just ask anyone who's been killed by a bear" Underrated joke.
He should be a comedian!
And then punch his head off
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I remember telling this joke to someone and they immediately said: 'But how could they say that if they're dead?' *facepalm*
Alfred can (because he's willing to shoot the bears to death).
challenge Batman to a staring contest, then fire heat vision directly into his eyes.
Then punch his head off
Batman's would have a mirror ready. Trololololol!
+Wasi Alim superman goes through the mirror to batman's eyes superman wins even if bats has hellbat
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+Wasi Alim you are a batman fantard many people would beat batman with ease even when he has prep like superman,sentry,iron man,hyperion,martian manhunter etc......
'Because you can't fight bears forever!'
Thats going on a t-shirt..
then punch his head off
Lol if i were suuperman i would expose hos identidy leave him naked in gotham in a tower all tied up and put mh finger through his mouth and squish every internal organ in his body
fux yews also the graphic of an infinite number of smaller and smaller supermans
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Hahahahahahahahaha fucks yous lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Superman could keep making small copies of himself until they can fit in his suit, then when Batman is in the middle of a fight they can just twist his nipples really hard until he dies
Christopher Mayeski and punch his head off
Eggs Benedict Cucumberbatch Exactly
and then punch his head off
Christopher Mayeski That actually made me laugh out loud.
lol
Reverse time, put Bears in the cave that Bruce fell into, when Bruce was a young boy.
Then punch his head off
So he could become BEARMAN!? thats arguably scarier haha
It was a dream man 😒
The bear idea is genius.
And then punch he's head off
Richo The Red * his
I read this the exact same time
420
just kidnap Alfred, with no butler to feed Batman, he would starve to death.
then punch his head off
+Jadi Peperzak ^
+Jadi Peperzak HA !
Zubair Rehman once Alfred kicked Superman's *ss after taking a super pill
Ethan Canadian9 That’s the only way they could think of? Super Viagra? The funny thing is it essentially turns Alfred into a Kryptonian. An OLD Kryptonian with no fighting skills. It makes no sense that Alfred would beat Superman just because he has his DNA. Superman has beaten tons of other Kryptonians. Scores of them. Kryptonians with intergalactic military training.
He could throw batman into the sun. Or, he could throw the sun into batman.
And then punch his head off
Please think before you comment. "Or, he could throw the sun into batman". There's just too many things wrong with that sentence besides the grammar mistakes.
Not really.
Forensic425 wait whats wrong with it and the grammar
Also it is pretty funny
@@cw7771 the sun would evaporate the whole earth along with batman.
Freeze breath all of Batman's villains together, turning them into a very tall sword, and then beat Batman with it until both he and all of the villains within are dead.
+MayFlower10196 Then punch his head off.
Nice.
+Mr. Anime left hook
+Ethan Canada right hook
Middle hook
Superman could just say "Martha" every time Batman tries to attack him. Batman will eventually have some kind of mental breakdown.
Then punch his head off
+Terra Emotus LOL
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Our mom's have the same names, let's be best-friends after I just tried to kill you, why!? Cuz I'm Batman!
our mothers have the same name... well all these billions I spent trying to kill you are wasted...
😂😂😂
Both hands karate chop
Wow, nunca imagine que te veria por aca hehe
Ivan Black soy omnívoro... digo!, omnipresente ;-)
the funniest one
And then punch his head off.
50#
Replace All Batman's gadgets with guns.
Devonix 123 And then punch his head off
And then punch his head off?
brilliant
#50 - Superman could stare down Batman with his x-ray vision unbeknownst to him. This would give him cancer.
And then punch his head off
vegetta00 his x ray vision isnt actually x rays
vegetta00 Or give him a lobotomy with his precise Heat Vision.
vegetta00 then punch his head off
+Hrittik Azad and left hand karate chop right hand karate chop
Reverse time and kill every bat that existed so Batman cannot exist.
Lmho.
Common sense Superman annilihates Batman.
Pre-Flashpoint Bats admitted himself Superman could end him instantly if he wanted too.
Nah, he'd just become Windowman if the bat hadn't flown in.
SrGurkman I realized just now how stupid that is. A man sized costume of a window. LOL Superman would just shatter him and the dimension in a single punch.
***** you are one of the great thinkers of our era
Geordie Bailey Thanks.
Superman: points to Batman's chest... Hey you got something on you.
Batman: looks down
Superman: punches his head off
😂😂😂
3:26 - “Little-known fact: Batman is allergic to being beaten to death.” 😆
Stand behind him, and since he can't turn his head, just stay behind him, till he spins himself, dizzy, and falls off of a mountain.
Then punch his head off
lol
+Zach DeWitt then when he falls of a mountain, feed whats left to a bear
+VanityManatee then punch the bears head off.
+Zach DeWitt He can turn his head....
this is one of my favourite videos on the internet
Snolana And then punch his head off
Cooper Smith exactru
Oh hell yeah !
You can’t fight bears forever mates
This is the quintessential Mr. Sunday Movies. This is why I subscribed.
Now all he has to do is not get bored, and we can give away our TV’s.
I'd bake chocolate chip cookies, but instead of chocolate chips, i throw in... RAISINS!
You monster!
rockimaru You have a sick and twisted mind
Yo this was all fun and games but come on that's just a dick move. If I was batman and found raisins in a chocolate chip cookie I'd beat the living shit out someone
That accually exists in new zealand
You monster
Why does the idea of superman shaking batman to death make me piss myself laughing?
Amphibious Lycanthrope ikr
And then punching his head off?
Superman slowly loosing it while shaking him senseless: *oh sorry Bruce, I'm just really **_SHOOK_** about what you did to lois! It's really **_SHAKEN_** MY SENSE OF REALITY!*
Batman: _*random spurts of gore_
LMAO
Underrated comment!!!
laughing so hard at the bear one that my roommate woke up and asked me if i was okay
The pic of batman and bear killed me
And then punch his head off
I don't think people give Batman enough credit. Everyone seems to forget that he's practically invincible once he puts on his plot armor.
+Nate Patterson Lol no he's not, not even close.
batdeus ex-machina
+Nate Patterson if he punches superman, then superman can just punch into his punch with a larger force.
He's got dues ex machina in his utility belt
Hehe
This is how I would be Batman if I was Superman:
Wait until Batman inevitably falls asleep then pick up Wayne Manor and throw it into the sun.
Here’s another idea:
Offer a friendly handshake and once Batman takes your hand, grab him as tightly as you can and then use your heat vision.
@@comicfan1324 then punch his head off
And no i didn't just scroll thru the comments to see who hasn't responded wit dat
Superman could fly past him at Super speed and rip a finger off, keep doing it until he out of fingers then do it to his toes. Then arms legs etc until he's just as limbless sack of Batman.
Then punch his head off
😂😂
super man could just eat batman and it wouldn't be cannibalism because he is not human
Anime Music Videos and then punch his head off
Someone tried eating a bat now... it didn’t turn out well
Ok, yuck you gotta see a therapist
which part is he eating ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'd surgically implant a voice activated bomb into Batman's neck, à la Suicide Squad, kiss Batman to make him forget it was there and just wait for him to speak. If you want to be morbid about it, which I do, I'd set it to go off when he says "I'm Batman.."
Because you could implant a bomb in him and just detonate it yourself with heat vision, or, you know, a switch. But where's the fun in that?
Love it. Love everything about it.
Digiteck that man deserves a cookie!
I liek cookies :3
there all for u
Digiteck but then u have to kiss a man gay
#50:
Dress up like Bane, break Batman literally in half, Take off costume, Capture real Bane and pin the crime on him which he'd gladly take the credit for, Fly back to Metropolis a hero in the eyes of Gotham City.
talk about psycho superman
You evil genius you
RANDOMEVERYTHINGish 6ijdc
talk about psycho Joe Pippen
And then punch his head off XDD
That was facking hilarious!!! X-D
And accurate.
But in all seriousness, Bats is screwed if Supes is trying: the guy who has super hearing, smell, etc. can't be snuck up on by a stealthy Bat dude. The guy whose faster than a speeding bullet can't be hit by a Kryptonite weapon. And the guy who can bench 6+ quintillion tons can't be pummeled by an armored man with unresolved anger issues.
I like both heroes, but anyone insisting Batman wins if Supes doesn't want him to needs to do some research. Read "Batman: Hush", Batman even ADMITS Superman could kill him anytime he wanted and only doesn't because Supes is a good person.
Off The Cut Reviews and then punch his head off
Off The Cut Reviews how times have changed, Batman can just hop in the final batsuit then rewrite Superman’s brain cell by cell or steal flash’s powers and trap Superman in the speed force
@Jay that’s not plot armor that’s Batman making a suit of armor out of a pre existing material, essentially Batman using his brain to beat Superman’s Braun, the final batsuit can literally rewrite reality due to it being made out of a certain metal but hey if Batman wins anything everyone calls it plot armor 🤷🏾♂️ but if Superman gets a 10x power boost and breaks the universe with his punches it’s not plot armor...ok
@Jay I saw that episode and the beams already hit a target after Batman dodged them so he couldn’t, and Superman started off as a alien who could lift cars not break reality and fly through planets, Batman started off as the detective who had a plan for everything
A back up to his back up, if it needed to be built he got it, and if he planned it...it happened the way he wanted
All of Superman’s powers are plot armor everytime the plot needed it the writer would wank Superman off then he’d get a power boost
Batman on the other hand only has temporary power boosts so whenever he does or whenever he beats the man of plot-armor or anyone with powers everyone chops it up to plot armor even if it was explained on how he did it or how whatever he did worked
If Superman needs to destroy anything or beat anyone it’s explained as “he flexed hard enough”
One of Batman’s biggest traits that been in his character longer than Superman has been punching through planets is that he has a plan, and he can beat anyone with his plans he’s the man with a plan, perfect plans that almost always work
So why is it chopped up to plot armor whenever he does what he was founded on, what he is known for, what he’s best at huh?
Y’all Superman dick riders always chop it up to “plot armor” if Superman loses to anyone or almost anything
News flash Batman makes stuff that beats other people/stuff he’s been doing it since his creation
Now Batman has the ultimate Triumph card a suit HE MADE that can manipulate or change reality or rewrite your brain and it’s marked up to plot armor....let’s not lie to ourselves that’s a bunch of bullshit
It’s made out of Element X a metal that’s existed long before Batman made his suit with it no surprise that he got his hands on it at some point in time
@Jay he had a plan for everything....in his universe, at the time Superman and Batman hadn’t even been in the same universe they were just under the same comic brand that’s all and when they were introduced Batman had a plan for him to just like everything els
Superman when he was created could barely stop a train peep this
“Superman started flying in the Fleischer cartoons of the early 1940s and would soon develop super hearing, x-ray vision, telescopic vision, and enhanced strength. By the end of the era, he officially had “heat vision,” could withstand an atomic blast, and fly faster than light.” This right here confirms everything I already knew and u don’t wanna admit, when Superman was created bullets could still hurt him and Superman wasn’t as op within 2 years he was able to fly faster than light and withstand an atomic bomb because the plot demanded it, the only reason Superman is as powerful as he is, is because a cartoon and plot armor at least Batman dodging darkseids omega beams made sense, he jumped out of the way of the beam fell down a hole landed on a parademon jumped off (at this point darkseid can’t see him) then the beams hit the parademon, darkseid can’t hit what he couldn’t see, and Batman might not have had armore when he first got created but that’s because he didn’t need armors in that universe
In Batman’s first universe (his og comics published in 1939) aliens and magic didn’t exist, Superman and Batman where in 2 different universe under the same brand, DC it wasn’t until later in 1939 when Batman and Superman and we’re finally pushed into the same universe that’s when Batman had a plan for Superman....shoot him but then that was changed because a year later Superman became god due to a cartoon, Superman is made of plot armor
And how would I kill Batman if I were Superman? Easiest question in the world! I would just fly up into space which won't seem suspicious because superman does that all the time,use my super hearing to find out where exactly Batman is on earth at the moment,go to that location,see him standing there or something. Fly down at super speed,heat vision his ass into oblivion and fly away,simple as that. Or if Bruce is at the Batcave at the moment,swoop in at super speed,take Alfred,plop him somewhere else and Heat vision,the whole goddamn cave as well as Wayne Manor.
there is no sound in space.
***** not even superman can hear thing in space.
BKFILMS You don't read comics do you.
Lazarou101 comics are comics fictional. i'm talking about if superman and batman were real.
BKFILMS Well in real life neither heroes could possibly exist, so if you're being consistent why did you comment in the first place ?
I DID ask someone that was killed by a bear... they did not say much.
Then punch his head off
XD
lol
"Throw the moon into Gotham...that should get 'em."
LOL
Prime87 Just . . . all of Gotham. That'd probably get him.LAWLZ
Tell Darkseid that Batman wishes to fight him
then punch his head off
Tell darkseid that batman was spreading rumours about him
Darkseid would be like “WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOM AND FARM ANIMALS” and darkseid will punch his head off
nabil chowdhury oh yh?
Darksaid already hates Baman the most "out of all the beings in the universe". Especially after Batman beat him to death with the Hellbat suit, blew up Apocalypse, and killed him a second time with the God Slayer bullet, before imprisoning him in Superman's Phantom Zone and not letting Darksaid kill him while only Batman escaped the Phantom Zone, leaving Darksaid to run from Doomsday for eternity.
Then punch both their heads off
superman could just hold batman by the leg or something and just
keep him there.
batman will starve to death.
superman won't.
Then punc his head off
He'll die of thirst before that, but yes, this would work.
Crazy, Superman would be an immovable, unbreakable ball-and-chain.
go back in time and stop any of Batman's comics from being released
then punch the writer who thought of its head off.
and then punch his head off
... oh wait
And then punch his head off.
Superman could just fling batman into space.
Hasret Alija then punch his head off
super man can just choke batman
+pink pink then punch his head off
+Hasret Alija If I were superman, I would just punch him in the nuts so hard, he dies
+Hasret Alija or he could make every surface within 100 meters of the batcave perfectly smooth
You forget Superman could just move toward Batman so fast that the air compression shockwave would kill him. They wouldn't even need to have direct contact.
And then punch his head off
50: work a thousand jobs at once, then use the money to build a rival company putting Wayne industries out of business.
51: Work every job in Wayne industries under the radar, and suddenly quit leaving nobody working in the company.
52: Clark Kent (The journalist) exposes who the Batman is in public.
53: Superman could just lift all of Wayne manor, while batman is asleep and drop in the South Pole.
54: Alternatively, Superman could drop it in the ocean.
55: double alternately, Superman could just sink Wayne manor into the ground by pushing it.
😂😂
Throw the moon at Gotham? Jesus Christ THAT'S BRILLIANT.
Then punch his head off
so superman can build walls with his eyes... Superman for president 2016!
aaron caselli and then punch his head off
lol
My guy
Hoho
He would put Batman in a warehouse with a crowbar wielding Joker
Ender Warrior then punch his head off
That is Jason Todd's death, not batman. Batman would just beat up Joker normally
If I were superman. I'd get batman and all of his fanboys in one place, the fanboys will be so turned on at the sight of him that batman would be unable to escape and be crushed to death beneath thousands of fat nerds.
LOL great idea i wished Superman do that in the comics
THIS! XD
Kal-El Ryan LOL
Lol this made my day. :D
Kal-El Ryan Well at least Superman can pwned his overrated friend.
I'd just tell him my mother was named Martha. That should do the trick.
TheAmazingSpider-Man979
Then punch his head off
Fly batman into space. The vacuum of space would force the air out of his lungs, and he would suffocate. Or freeze. I don't know how space works.
the air and water of your bidy will began to evaporate out of your eyes mouth and ears suffocate and then die very very quicly and the you will gradualy loose heat
Batman Can Breathe in Space though. Because he's Batman. this is cannon. seekersofthebat.com/wp-content/uploads/tumblr_kpy2a6gwqh1qziacg.jpg
dipperf That is the most badass thing I've ever seen.
dipperf I imagine that's probably taken out of context, but I fucking love that. I'm sending that to other people.
DatDolphin InYourBedroom Yeah, this is when Batman and Superman switched powers.
THIS NEEDS TO GO ON A T-SHIT!!!
"Little know fact - Batman is allergic to being beaten to death!"
Superman: Shoots lasers out of eyes, super strong, practically immortal...
Batman:
Batman:
Batman:
Batman:
Batman:Imma fight him
And then punch is head off
Superman could fart on batmans face
Bad day?
MrRandom PT overused YIAY joke. get lost
Bad day?
You BITCH
Then punch his head off
Superman could also use his super speed to get a picture of batman takeing off his mask. Then say "Look, ITS BRUCE WAYNE!! AND HE IS BATMAN"
And then punch his head off
Then punch off his testicles
then punch his face of
the community coming together to respond 'and then punch his head off' to each suggestion has legitimately warmed my heart to the point that it's restored my faith in humanity.
Who needs antidepressiva anymore?
And then punch his head off
Pick up Gotham City, and throw it... anywhere.
WELL JUST PICK UP GOTHAM CITY, AND PUSH IT AWAY!!
Yeah. Gotham is garbage anyways,
"Why don't we take the bikini bottom from here, and put it over there!"-Patrick Star
Joseph D'Errico you deserve an Oscar....
mariah aultz i like your channel picture
#50
Superman: "Martha"
Batman:
And then punch his head off
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?
YES lol
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!!!!!!😬
The Dark Knight
lol👏👍
high five him into the ground
And then punch his head off
Does anyone else watch the old Sunday Movies videos to study how he edited videos together? This guy is brilliant and I love watching his early stuff for inspiration.
How to beat Batman when you are Superman? Give him a super massage to death.
kenji harima He will relax so much he dies, I like it!
kenji harima
Super Handjob?
And then punch his head off
***** a pink kryptonite is needed to make Sups gay
kenji harima If we are to think canonically and with our brain not our fanboy heart,Hellbat Batman would beat up Suerman pretty badly because the power difference between them is completely equalized (I would say hellbat is stronger and faster and more durable because it bitchslapped kalibak and beat up, drew blood and koed Darkseid to the point that a bloodlusted darkseid became uninterested in attacking batman anymore) with that suit and Batman is a simply better fighter and tactician? Also, Batman has this gadget (s289.photobucket.com/user/darknight2k/media/Intellect-Resources/Resources/supergirl9-sourcedoc1.jpg.html and s289.photobucket.com/user/darknight2k/media/Intellect-Resources/Resources/supergirl9-sourcedoc2.jpg.html) which can rewrite his genetic code and turn him into a kryptonian, or even to doomsday.
Batman also has several other mech suits like the kryptonian mechsuit which mimcs the superman powers and is impervious to kryptonite s289.photobucket.com/user/darknight2k/media/Standard%20Advanced%20Prep%20Time/supermanbatmanann2-metalloblitz2.jpg.html.
So basically Batman has built or has obtained many gadgets that would allow him to destroy man of steel in a h2h fight, Batman is not called one of the greatest scientific minds in Dc for nothing, and I think he is smarter than Superman both strategical thinking wise an scientific knowledge wise.
Angryjoe totally ducked these facts that elevates Batman to Superman level and infact on a higher level, like every other fanboy Joe wanked Superman in this video and terribly lowballed Batman, and most of the people that love Supes and bats are not as expert in comics like I am and think that joe must be right, Superman must always beat batman in a fair fight, the thing is in a fight where both get equal prep time, Batman has a solid chance of beating Superman MOST of the times, not all the times, but most of the times. Simply because batman has access to more powers, just because he doesn't use them doesn't mean he doesn't have them.
As for hellbat's feats, its skyfather level durable, strong and as fast as flash, and mind you, the suit, when it fought and koed darkseid, was not even completely ready, there were certain engineering works that was unfinished, it drew bood and koed darkseid, the same guy who one shotted superman twice in new 52.
some scans,
Punches and draws Darkseid's blood comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-bitchslaps-darkseid.jpg
breaks free from Darkseid's bear hug with sheer strength only to get caught again and then again draws blood comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-vs-darkseid-5.jpg.
Survives stomp from darkseid comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-vs-darkseid-4.jpg and kicks his ass comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-vs-darkseid-5.jpg. This would have crushed Superman mind you.
His combat speed is good enough to EASILY and very very precisely react to the omega beams which Superman was not fast enough to dodge, so this right here is a flash level combat speed feat, reacting to Omega beams is a HUUUUGE fucking deal, it folows no certain trajectory, you must react as late as possible and also have to be very smart.
Knocks Darkseid down on his ass static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11121/111219076/4419031-4397724-batman%2Bknocks%2Bout%2Bdarkseid.jpg
Finally escapes with the thing he wanted to obtain (his son and the chaos shard) and Darkseid, who was previously bloodlusted and determined that he would kill batman comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-faces-off-with-darkseid-3.jpg now after being knocked down on his ass thinks its not wise to mess with batman again static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/12/122758/4598433-0930876884-KxWaG.jpg , pretty sure he is convinced batman is too dangerous for him.
So to sum this up, although, the darkseid, is a little bit stronger than Hellbat, he got his ass whooped becuase Bruce is an unbeatable and formidable fighter, he makes much better use of Strength and speed than the rest of the JL and Superman, as you can see the very fact that Hellbat could keep up with darkseid and trade blows proves that he is waaaaaaaaaaaaay more strong fast and durable than Superman is. Superman got one shotted by darkseid, he would get bitchslapped by hellbat batman.
Now key thing to remember here is first, hellbat was not yet ready and was killing batman while batman was in the suit and giving him excruciating levels of pain, in this fight he was not even 50 percent of the fighter and fast thinker he usually is, and he knew he was dying and his main objective was to grab Damian's body and the chaos shard and absorb the omega beam into the chaos shard and get this done asap because hellbat was killing him and he had to come back to earth asap before he dies in the suit, which means he wasn't even trying to hurt r fight darkseid, he was just trying to get darkseid to unleash his omega beams on him so that he can absorb that into his chaos shard, without omega beams his son would NOT come back to life, mind you if h really went there to fight, he could beaten darkseid through sheer h2h fighting.
The suit itself didn't take much damage other than the wings, the suit was not even dented and tanked darkseid's most powerful blows (while one casual melee from DS koed supes in new 52), and after he comes back to earth, he auto ejects the suit, the suit was not destroyed, it just fall off of his body by the voice activated command bruce activated, cuz it was killing him.
So now that the suit belongs to batcave and the main reason that the suit was killing batman was merely the need of a small upgrade (as luthor said the suit was not yet ready and some MINOR tweaks were need, WHICH batman did not let luthor do because he was short on time), Batman can upgrade it and make this weakness thing(drawing energy from his metabolism thus slowly killing him) go away, not to mention superman himself designed and engineered this device media.insidepulse.com/zones/insidepulse/uploads/2014/07/Batman-and-Robin-33-Spoilers-Robin-Rises-The-Hellbat-2.jpg so he knows all about it, Superman, even with his best gadgets wont stand a chance against hellbat in a h2h fight, infact if hellbat is rogue and is not holding back, it would tear apart Superman piece by piece within 10 seconds.
So whenever I hear that Batman cant beat Superman in a straight up h2h with both parties getting equal prep, I lmao at angryjoe's stupidity, he made the ultimate fucktard out of himself in front of the whole world, and people are so fucking stupid, they nodded their head like idiots without trying to verify the facts.
IF ANYTHING BATMAN IS MORE POWERFUL, SMARTER AND SHOULD EASILY WHOOP SUPERMAN IN ANY FIGHT.
Steal his butler, Batman would die of starvation
+Zubair Rehman Nice. (Wasn't going to say this but......) And then punch his head off.
If batman cries that his butler is gone superman could get a advantage
Swagger Creeper and then punch his head off.
then punch his head off
I read it as steal his butter. :) lol
The bear one got me
and then punch his head off
+PMURPH08005 gets me every time :D
+patmurph2112 *BEARS. LIKE, MULTIPLE BEARS
+Ayush Gupta and then punch his head off
Daniel Billiott Then reattach his head and punch it off again
what if he went back in time, fucked Martha Wayne, killed Thomas Wayne, and Batman was born a meta human? Then came back and Gave Supes the fight of his life? That would be a good plot for a Flashpoint series
And then punch his head off
Isaco and then punch his leg off
I would just high five batman
Thebrickboy00 That's the best one I've seen yet XD
Thanks
Thebrickboy00 Lol ironically if you used the infinate mass "punch" while high fiving. (that molecular vibration trick) he could literally turn Batman into a hydrogen explosion with his high five.
That and a free flight to the watch tower
Then punch his head off
Superman could set Batman on fire with heat vision and then roast hot dogs.
***** Well, if you think about it, it isn't cannibalism because he's an alien!
Bat-dogs
Tory Jefferson aka Tory got yo bitch in a headlockAnd then punch his head off
one of my favorite videos on all of youtube
+THASHRIMPKINGZ Agreed. A lot of his Marvel and Star Wars videos are also RUclips great videos!!!
Agreed
Joe Levy For sure!!!
Only thing better is his 2003 Batman vs Superman vid. I'm going to go watch that a 10th time now.
In a movie he removed someone’s powers just by looking at his eyes, he could stare into Batman’s eyes and remove the part of his brain that lets him fight then he’d get beat to death by anyone
Then punch his head off
Instant lobotomy
Get into a fight and then punch for a bit
and then punch his head off
To be fair that is the premises of batman v superman
+minecrafter0505 And then they're mates
I'm devastated!
#51. Superman could use his super-speed and super-metabolism to do a one-man bukkake all over Batman's face, until Batman died of humiliation and/or drowning.
#52. Come to think of it, Superman _could_ just fuck him to death. I'm not saying he _should,_ but Batman's bones _would_ be powder, soon enough.
spinosauruskin I know, right? I live for that sort of thing. You're totally welcome!
I would pay $10 - $20 for pro-quality art of this, something along the lines of Jim Lee or, even better, Gary Frank. Capes and shadows could cover up the naked bits, but it still has to be very obvious what is happening. So long as Batman looks completely flabbergasted and in agony. The cowl should be the kind that shows his eyes, which would be bulging in horror.
Then fuck his head off
Ben Culture If we are to think canonically and with our brain not our fanboy heart,Hellbat Batman would beat up Suerman pretty badly because the power difference between them is completely equalized (I would say hellbat is stronger and faster and more durable because it bitchslapped kalibak and beat up, drew blood and koed Darkseid to the point that a bloodlusted darkseid became uninterested in attacking batman anymore) with that suit and Batman is a simply better fighter and tactician? Also, Batman has this gadget (s289.photobucket.com/user/darknight2k/media/Intellect-Resources/Resources/supergirl9-sourcedoc1.jpg.html and s289.photobucket.com/user/darknight2k/media/Intellect-Resources/Resources/supergirl9-sourcedoc2.jpg.html) which can rewrite his genetic code and turn him into a kryptonian, or even to doomsday.
Batman also has several other mech suits like the kryptonian mechsuit which mimcs the superman powers and is impervious to kryptonite s289.photobucket.com/user/darknight2k/media/Standard%20Advanced%20Prep%20Time/supermanbatmanann2-metalloblitz2.jpg.html.
So basically Batman has built or has obtained many gadgets that would allow him to destroy man of steel in a h2h fight, Batman is not called one of the greatest scientific minds in Dc for nothing, and I think he is smarter than Superman both strategical thinking wise an scientific knowledge wise.
Angryjoe totally ducked these facts that elevates Batman to Superman level and infact on a higher level, like every other fanboy Joe wanked Superman in this video and terribly lowballed Batman, and most of the people that love Supes and bats are not as expert in comics like I am and think that joe must be right, Superman must always beat batman in a fair fight, the thing is in a fight where both get equal prep time, Batman has a solid chance of beating Superman MOST of the times, not all the times, but most of the times. Simply because batman has access to more powers, just because he doesn't use them doesn't mean he doesn't have them.
As for hellbat's feats, its skyfather level durable, strong and as fast as flash, and mind you, the suit, when it fought and koed darkseid, was not even completely ready, there were certain engineering works that was unfinished, it drew bood and koed darkseid, the same guy who one shotted superman twice in new 52.
some scans,
Punches and draws Darkseid's blood comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-bitchslaps-darkseid.jpg
breaks free from Darkseid's bear hug with sheer strength only to get caught again and then again draws blood comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-vs-darkseid-5.jpg.
Survives stomp from darkseid comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-vs-darkseid-4.jpg and kicks his ass comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-vs-darkseid-5.jpg. This would have crushed Superman mind you.
His combat speed is good enough to EASILY and very very precisely react to the omega beams which Superman was not fast enough to dodge, so this right here is a flash level combat speed feat, reacting to Omega beams is a HUUUUGE fucking deal, it folows no certain trajectory, you must react as late as possible and also have to be very smart.
Knocks Darkseid down on his ass static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11121/111219076/4419031-4397724-batman%2Bknocks%2Bout%2Bdarkseid.jpg
Finally escapes with the thing he wanted to obtain (his son and the chaos shard) and Darkseid, who was previously bloodlusted and determined that he would kill batman comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/batman-in-hellbat-armor-faces-off-with-darkseid-3.jpg now after being knocked down on his ass thinks its not wise to mess with batman again static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/12/122758/4598433-0930876884-KxWaG.jpg , pretty sure he is convinced batman is too dangerous for him.
So to sum this up, although, the darkseid, is a little bit stronger than Hellbat, he got his ass whooped becuase Bruce is an unbeatable and formidable fighter, he makes much better use of Strength and speed than the rest of the JL and Superman, as you can see the very fact that Hellbat could keep up with darkseid and trade blows proves that he is waaaaaaaaaaaaay more strong fast and durable than Superman is. Superman got one shotted by darkseid, he would get bitchslapped by hellbat batman.
Now key thing to remember here is first, hellbat was not yet ready and was killing batman while batman was in the suit and giving him excruciating levels of pain, in this fight he was not even 50 percent of the fighter and fast thinker he usually is, and he knew he was dying and his main objective was to grab Damian's body and the chaos shard and absorb the omega beam into the chaos shard and get this done asap because hellbat was killing him and he had to come back to earth asap before he dies in the suit, which means he wasn't even trying to hurt r fight darkseid, he was just trying to get darkseid to unleash his omega beams on him so that he can absorb that into his chaos shard, without omega beams his son would NOT come back to life, mind you if h really went there to fight, he could beaten darkseid through sheer h2h fighting.
The suit itself didn't take much damage other than the wings, the suit was not even dented and tanked darkseid's most powerful blows (while one casual melee from DS koed supes in new 52), and after he comes back to earth, he auto ejects the suit, the suit was not destroyed, it just fall off of his body by the voice activated command bruce activated, cuz it was killing him.
So now that the suit belongs to batcave and the main reason that the suit was killing batman was merely the need of a small upgrade (as luthor said the suit was not yet ready and some MINOR tweaks were need, WHICH batman did not let luthor do because he was short on time), Batman can upgrade it and make this weakness thing(drawing energy from his metabolism thus slowly killing him) go away, not to mention superman himself designed and engineered this device media.insidepulse.com/zones/insidepulse/uploads/2014/07/Batman-and-Robin-33-Spoilers-Robin-Rises-The-Hellbat-2.jpg so he knows all about it, Superman, even with his best gadgets wont stand a chance against hellbat in a h2h fight, infact if hellbat is rogue and is not holding back, it would tear apart Superman piece by piece within 10 seconds.
So whenever I hear that Batman cant beat Superman in a straight up h2h with both parties getting equal prep, I lmao at angryjoe's stupidity, he made the ultimate fucktard out of himself in front of the whole world, and people are so fucking stupid, they nodded their head like idiots without trying to verify the facts.
IF ANYTHING BATMAN IS MORE POWERFUL, SMARTER AND SHOULD EASILY WHOOP SUPERMAN IN ANY FIGHT.
TheAlexmercer360 Yeah, TL;DR. I zone out every time I see the name "Darkseid".
I've said it before, and I'm saying it again: If you want to get that character up on the big screen, somebody's gotta figure out a name for him that _isn't_ clown-shoes, laugh-out-loud, falling-down hysterical stupid.
They've rebooted their multiverse HOW many times now? and yet his name is still fucking "Darkseid"?
Ben Culture Darkseid is cool bro, what the fuck is wrong with it?
These comments all have one thing in common, punching batman's head off. I think I found my favourite comment section.
And then punch his head off
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After 2 yrs this is still my favorite comment section lol
50 . fly batman to another planet :D then before he dies, punch his head off.
abdirahman osman then punch his head off
😂
this was funny as shit for some reason...
the bear thing really got me
Then punch his head off
kinda the point
"What tHE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IS THIS???"
dante donald #46 😂
50 throw him out of the galaxy
And then punch his head off.
Lord X Brickfilms yep
get to him when he's sleeping, take him to space
and then punch his head off
Then punch his head off.
ClutchKing98
Or at least into orbit.
In all seriousness though, Superman has super speed to the point where he and the Flash were talking at super speed in a restaurant and while they were having a casual conversation, time was pretty much stopped. If he can move that fast just to talk to a friend privately then any time he is fighting Batman, he should easily be able to move that fast, remove him of all his gear and then Batman is powerless to do anything because even a peak physical fitness, he can't do shit to Superman with punches and kicks.
And say he whips out Kryptonite, Superman doesn't need to be next to him to fight, he has heat vision and he can throw stuff or blow him away with his breath, he can easily fight him from a distance.
He also knows who Batman is and knows where he lives, at any point he could go to him and kill him if he turned bad and Batman couldn't prevent it unless he knew before hand that Superman was bad and had enough time to prepare.
Really, that's Batman's only ace in the hole, prep time. He has endless resources, he can come up with ways to win and set the fight to work in his favor, but when he can't prepare, he can't do anything. He also relies on Superman holding back. I have seen a few fights between them in different media and most of them SUperman is holding back, and when he isn't? Then Batman barely stands a chance. In Batman: Brave and the Bold, Superman turns evil because of Red Kryptonite. Batman in a battle suit and with Krypto goes to fight him and Superman, who is evil and doesn't mind killing, isn't even fazed and nearly kills him. The Batman, Lex uses Poison Ivy's toxins and Kryptonite to control Superman and sets him against Batman, Batman with all his tech barely stands a chance, he only wins because he gets him into a spot where he can neutralize the effect of Poison Ivy's toxins. Dark Knight Returns, Superman was written much weaker in this comic, was recently nuked and didn't want to fight Batman and was still doing pretty well, Batman had to fake a heart attack and die to end the fight and Superman could have just pulled him out of his grave and arrested him if he wanted to. Batman End Game, Superman is controlled by the Joker and weakened by his Joker Venom, still one of the biggest threats to Batman and Batman onlu manages to beat him by spitting Kryptonite on him but this weakened Superman was his biggest threat and his biggest worry.
People seem to think that Batman could beat Superman any time he feels like it but in reality if the writer actually knows what Superman is capable of or isn't wanking themselves to Batman, Superman would have a very easy time defeating Batman, its Batman who will fight the hardest he had to in order to take down Superman because his only options is using his weaknesses, planning in advanced, and Superman holding back.
Like you said, Batman's only advantage is his unlimited resources, so what if Supes just destroys all of Wayne Enterprises. Like just throws all his offices and factories into space.
And then Supes would punch his head off
@@ryankunst668 and, this isn't even taking into account that supes could literally just use his hyper advanced alien tech to accomplish the same exact feats as batman or, more. Not to mention that superman is far smarter than batman and, processes information at lightspeed.
I haven’t laughed so hard in ages. “ Bruce I can smell your sweaty ball sack from well almost literally a mile away”
I'd play dead. Then Batman would be all like "Oh no! I didn't want to kill you!! MY ONE RULE!!" And let him sink into depression and wait until he comits suicide.
Bear attacks are preventable by drawing an Bear Circle in the sand. However, doing an oval will not work.
I "sea" what you did there.
;)
Batman will NEVER beat super unless superman lets him or if super man is mind controlled
i bet batman can kill superman if he broke his "one rule".... to kill..... just get couple pieces of krptonite... wave that shit in supes face and when he is weakened use a bullet made out of krptonite and shoot that shit right through supes brain.... but yeah since batman will never kill but if he did......... now that is truly scary
Anime _ King _ Josh fanboyism.... jesus christ... calm your nerdgasm like i give a fuck if supes kills batman or vice versa... who da fuck cares.. i just like reading teh comics nothin more or less..... the comment i made was just an opinion which wasnt even cannon... all you fanboys make me wanna fucking puke my inside out
I wasted 14 seconds of my life reading your pointless comment
Anime _ King _ Josh yeah and you deserved it
roksoulja84 calm down ladies, I think you are both very pretty. Do you feel better now?
3:26 the reason i watch this vid once in a while xD
then punch his head off
xXdinorabbitXx's channel I come back for 5:29
I would force batman to watch superman 4 quest for peace
Then punch his head off
Or watch batman and robin
That made my day!
+Jacob Robinson yeah, Batman and Robin sucks. worst movie ever
If I where Batman and Superman did that to me, I'd cut Superman's head off with the Phantom Zone Projector so that is head stays alive watching me for eternity, rapeing all his girlfriends and his cousin Kara Zor El, while his head is attached to a Brainiac's, best, most horrific torture devices, while showing him just how much money I make on a secondly basis while not having to do anything but rape Lois.
Superman: "Knock, Knock"
Batman: "Who's there?"
Superman: "Not your parents!"
Batman: 😭
+cornflakes n milk Then punch his head off
then punch his head off!
leave Batman stranded in the middle of space Sandra Bullock Style
take Batman for a dip in an active volcano
Better yet take Batman for a dip in acid while bear hugging him
Give Batman a Super bear hug til his eyes and guts pop out
I think I might be enjoying this way too much
And then punch his head off
"Fill the Bat-Cave with killer bees"
W T F LMAO
superman should take the toilet paper away and air freshener and batman would be so disgusted that he would have a heart attack
then punch his head off
Then punch his head off.
Superman could just blow the entire planet ! XD
JOHNNY T And then punch his head off.
Oscar McCormack lol
That sounds really dirty, it sounds like super man is giving falatio
blow UP the entire planet . . .
lol we wouldn't feel any pain at all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Just have Superman take Batman back in time to the days of krypton and just leave him there. Batman’s body won’t be able to overcome the kryptonian gravity, and if he does, he will be in the past unable to stop Superman without causing a temporal paradox.
And then punch his head off
Krypton is about to explode anyway too.
Thank you of course Batman fans can't stand this
Rip off his legs
Rip off his arms
Lock him in a room
Let him die of boredom, hunger or dehydration
Zeta Uphill And then punch his head off.
BRUHinc. Legend
The true way to fight
+Zeta Uphill then punch his head off
Superman could take away Batman's "shark repellent" spray... then chuck him into the ocean.
Steal a nuke a drop in on batman's house
And then punch his head off
Oliver Low Yep
+Oliver Low yes.
Just drop it. He doesn't even need to detonate it. The weight of the nuke would be enough to kill bats.
Several super villains already did that to Batman. Batman just got pissed. Not all of the villains survived and they where all left traumatised. Even the Joker had to change his name to the "Man Who Lost His Laugh".
This is the best comment section I have ever seen...
We have been truly blessed, if only kids in Africa had this comment section.
Pig Mage They do
Lucas Daniel Santoro
Then humanity has been saved 🙌
Then punch his head off
Superman could yell martha over and over again
And then punch his head off
grab batman and fly him into space
$uPeR_HuMaN_ Then pumch his head off
LOL
Love number 27. 'Batman is allergic to being beaten to death'. Hilarious.
I died at #35 it was too funny.
@2:11 Do Batman and Superman BOTH have dinosaurs in their man caves?
Well that's cute
A nuke. Sups must have one layin around
He does.
He actually has a bag of nukes
tmzissupergay I know that reference!
Hrittik Azad I know THAT reference!!
Isn't that how batman died in batman the dark knight rises.
50: rip out his spine and hit him with it
PINCH his head off!?
He definitely could pinch his head off
Like Sub-Zero?
Yeah, freeze breath him first. Then rip his spine out. It's WAY more effective than just BREAKING his spine... he always comes back from that for some reason...
...then punch his head off for good measure.
...the throw him into the sun.
...along with all of the Nightwings, Robins, and Terry McGinnises there are in the world...
AND THEN PUNCH HIS HEAD OFF
51 Ask him if he wants to apply for a job and then ask for his parent's signature
Then punch his head off.
Coming back to this I'm now realizing that you could just release these annually until the day you retire. lol
I've always said Superman could kill Batman in an instant, I'm tired of these drawn out scenarios where Batman wins, SUPERMAN CAN LASER VISION HIM FROM SPACE!!!
Or destroy the freaking planet
But superman would be reluctant (or not at all willing) to kill him which would give batman an advantage because batman has kryptonite and he could use it then, maybe
Liam Sutton Superman doesnt have to kill batman to win. He can knock batman out before he can even react. BTW, kryptonite does not affect superman instantly. And he can be immune to it by absorbing a massive amount of sunlight. Which would probably take 5 to 7 minutes.
Punch Batman into the Sun.
Punch Batman into the Sun.
Dech Nourtide Punch Batman into the Sun.
Punch Batman into the Sun. then before he burns up, catch him and throw him into another star.
Punch Batman into the fucking Sun.
Finally someone else who agrees with me.
id force him to watch superman 4 the quest for peace
hadyn curran and then punch his head off.
Just hold him gently because what's he gonna do? And then slowly force-feed him marshmallows until he dies from choking or from being too full of marshmallow.
Every so often I like to revisit this video purely for the bear bit.
This is honestly one of the greatest videos on RUclips hahaha
Would have to be Mr Sunday Movies finest work! Absolutely hilarious haha
The best part was when Superman punched his head off
Supes could grab Batman's arms and yell "stop hitting yourself" until he'd (technically) punched his OWN head of.
Awww, this was one of my first fave MrSundayMovies videos and it's still great! Also I would destroy Batman by just leaving a DEVASTATING RUclips COMMENT and then then he kills himself.
...too dark? Too dark.
And then punch his head off