Captain America vs Captain America! WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT?

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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2025

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @ohnono69
    @ohnono69 4 года назад +3364

    Strength: Chris Evans
    Speed: Chris Evans
    Intelligence: Chris Evans
    Endurance: Chris Evans
    Equipment: Chris Evans
    Acting: Chris Evans
    Storyline: Chris Evans
    Looks: Chris Evans
    Thiccness: Salinger

  • @itskam8301
    @itskam8301 5 лет назад +4220

    "He's not Thor or anything."
    Cap in Endgame: "Hold my beer..."

    • @Tyler...08
      @Tyler...08 5 лет назад +147

      Dont u mean hold mjlnir

    • @txbfahad7069
      @txbfahad7069 5 лет назад +30

      The Spider Guy 2008 lmfaooo

    • @penisduck4887
      @penisduck4887 5 лет назад +20

      I was gonna say the same thing :(

    • @sunnysunset6108
      @sunnysunset6108 5 лет назад +51

      Hold Thor's beer

    • @jedhead4904
      @jedhead4904 5 лет назад +5

      @TheAbysssarian Official# nah he uses both shield and mjolnir at the sametime

  • @shaun7096
    @shaun7096 5 лет назад +1749

    Damn, this dude predicted Captains thiccness and cap v cap fight from Endgame. This is crazy

    • @fearsearcher7303
      @fearsearcher7303 5 лет назад +92

      When your video has two Endgame spoiler in it but Endgame didn’t exist when your video was made.

    • @ellalt9693
      @ellalt9693 5 лет назад +7

      Cap wasn’t thiccccccc

    • @EmpiresEGG
      @EmpiresEGG 5 лет назад +2

      Shaun OMG

    • @_sqwid
      @_sqwid 5 лет назад +5

      Aw man I really thought the thicc captain was going to win

    • @brysonanims9207
      @brysonanims9207 5 лет назад +12

      Mister Lols Pfft,he totally *THICC*

  • @adriananimates7448
    @adriananimates7448 4 года назад +748

    “And for one thing he was an actual captain, he always laid out the planning, he knew numerous martial art styles, and taught all the newbies essential military skills, he made sure everyone on the team was always at their best, that’s what good leaders do. They see things from the inside and the out, whether you were a god of thunder or just a dude with some bow and arrow, or even some extras during World War II, your place in all this was crucial to maximizing everyone’s safety, and was integral for success. And even when times got tough, he still managed to make everyone feel like they were team, like they were a family. Cuz he knew that’s what made them strong, that’s what made them unstoppable. It’s what truly made this solider, super...........”
    *“This selfish oaf didn’t do anything”*

    • @toastyboi8737
      @toastyboi8737 3 года назад +97

      I was legit crying during the part with evans, but then i burst out laughing when he started talking about salinger

    • @Brandon-br7tc
      @Brandon-br7tc 3 года назад +41

      This was underrated, u did a great job in quoting everything. Props to u man

    • @ishaansharma50
      @ishaansharma50 3 года назад +9

      @@toastyboi8737 same here

    • @michaelgarcia5437
      @michaelgarcia5437 3 года назад +13

      Of course, Salinger’s Cap is a selfish oaf.

    • @toastyboi8737
      @toastyboi8737 3 года назад +29

      "matt salinger's captain america was pretty much just a guy, who winged it most of the time, and barely showed any team effort coordination"

  • @idkidontpost4151
    @idkidontpost4151 5 лет назад +1636

    Thor: No one can lift Mjolnir
    Captain America: Hold my beer
    Thor: *Drinks beer*

  • @embersatdusk
    @embersatdusk 5 лет назад +2545

    Cap v Cap? Congrats, you've predicted Endgame

    • @taylorxwx2367
      @taylorxwx2367 5 лет назад +115

      Congrats,you've SPOILED endgame

    • @idrinkpepsi
      @idrinkpepsi 5 лет назад +73

      Ching Hung, Dude, by June everyone who's seen this Comment has seen endgame

    • @taylorxwx2367
      @taylorxwx2367 5 лет назад +11

      Okay

    • @taylorxwx2367
      @taylorxwx2367 5 лет назад +11

      It's just a joke

    • @sayzquote
      @sayzquote 4 года назад +7

      @@idrinkpepsi exactly

  • @He-Dead
    @He-Dead 5 лет назад +1616

    "Now he's not Thor or anything"
    idk man, Endgame has me questioning that now

    • @Cleric432
      @Cleric432 5 лет назад +16

      You right

    • @aaruushkulkarni
      @aaruushkulkarni 5 лет назад +46

      I think cap actually could lift mlonir in AOU but didn’t after he realized he could because he didn’t want Thor to feel bad.

    • @erickchajon5049
      @erickchajon5049 5 лет назад +10

      EVRST Also Cap was able to summon lightning which left me shook

    • @angrygamervlogsandmore4182
      @angrygamervlogsandmore4182 5 лет назад +2

      I know right? Also fat Thor playing fortnite 😂🤣

    • @Richarddae1841
      @Richarddae1841 5 лет назад +5

      EVRST he became worthy after telling iron man bucky killed his parents, him keeping the secret was why he couldnt

  • @sportsfaniguess154
    @sportsfaniguess154 4 года назад +402

    Gubz: where’s Bucky?
    Me: Salinger probably sat on him.

  • @gplgs4640
    @gplgs4640 4 года назад +1480

    “Evans is almost Asgardian-like. He’s not Thor or anything...”
    Cap in Endgame: *Hold my Mjolnir*

  • @blackout3681
    @blackout3681 5 лет назад +1401

    “Now he’s not Thor or anything”
    After endgame: Well...

  • @jerryyoung5249
    @jerryyoung5249 5 лет назад +2243

    The intelligence part for Chris had me nearly crying.

    • @ahiptothehop4077
      @ahiptothehop4077 4 года назад +240

      *This selfish oaf didn’t do anything*

    • @spiceisnice7059
      @spiceisnice7059 4 года назад +76

      That was the best section

    • @Brady_09
      @Brady_09 4 года назад +44

      The whole thing is funny

    • @isoloyourfav493
      @isoloyourfav493 4 года назад +25

      Me too 😭

    • @crofinslow-mo2964
      @crofinslow-mo2964 4 года назад +40

      Yall hatin’ on Cap because he is actually you know he is the best avenger

  • @chrisdudedurian1305
    @chrisdudedurian1305 4 года назад +202

    The A on the 90’s Captain’s helmet stands for “average.”

    • @CoCgobbler
      @CoCgobbler 3 года назад +2

      In the Ultimates, some German guy things the letter on Cap’s head stands for France…

    • @rebelfiend2529
      @rebelfiend2529 3 года назад +3

      Ngl punisher would beat 90s captain america

    • @Stiggs-bu2fz
      @Stiggs-bu2fz 3 года назад +8

      Captain Average 😂

    • @JerdyKhagan
      @JerdyKhagan 7 месяцев назад +2

      It stands for Avesome

    • @Deadpool-mcu2024
      @Deadpool-mcu2024 2 месяца назад

      It stands for France (Ultimate Captain America is probably pissed off right now when I said this)

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 6 лет назад +5128

    Steve Rogers completely owns Cap

    • @amarigottem
      @amarigottem 6 лет назад +36

      JaxBlade yo make a Gohan time chamber training video

    • @Wesley-pi7tv
      @Wesley-pi7tv 6 лет назад +34

      w8 what

    • @superiorsmoothie2336
      @superiorsmoothie2336 6 лет назад +76

      JaxBlade i think you mean Chris Evans

    • @heyimalias
      @heyimalias 6 лет назад +106

      Steve Rogers is my favorite actor

    • @l0kumidit641
      @l0kumidit641 6 лет назад +54

      Steve Rogers? *Chris Evans*

  • @saculmoviereviews9200
    @saculmoviereviews9200 4 года назад +1655

    Strength: Evans
    Speed: Evans
    Intellect: Evans
    Endurance: Evans
    Equipment: Evans
    This was obvious

  • @markjustdiditc
    @markjustdiditc 4 года назад +338

    The Russo Bros said in an interview that the stones are sentient, so when Captain America was pushing Thanos's gauntlet back, it was the stones leaning to Steve Rogers' will

    • @MTyero
      @MTyero 3 года назад +23

      What

    • @bodaciousdoggo8971
      @bodaciousdoggo8971 3 года назад +12

      what

    • @jerryking4965
      @jerryking4965 3 года назад +12

      Huh!!?!?!?!

    • @volkan7844
      @volkan7844 3 года назад +7

      Don't think it was leaning towards her will, but didn't that happen with Captain marvel. She was siphoning power from the stones when she was stopping thanos from snapping in endgame

    • @sleepingzoro7530
      @sleepingzoro7530 3 года назад +35

      I know I’m late, but by sentient they mean the stones have a “limit” to their collected power. One cannot just say “I want to destroy the multiverse” and then snap the gauntlet.
      Also the stones destroying stones thing is complicated. The stones reduced themselves to atoms but they were still there technically.

  • @isiahwardlaw1221
    @isiahwardlaw1221 4 года назад +364

    You forgot when Cap was running the same speed as the cars on the freeway in Civil War

    • @Z3R0Steam
      @Z3R0Steam 3 года назад +56

      He was running *faster* actually

    • @ziad3077
      @ziad3077 3 года назад +37

      Yea I think he was running at like 50-80 mph how did he forget that

    • @iamahuman6402
      @iamahuman6402 3 года назад +17

      Gubz calculated that Black Panther was running 38 mph in that scene, who was faster then Cap, making that not Cap's highest speed.
      ruclips.net/video/qe4C-y-HUS0/видео.html
      He might have said 40 mph to scale him to Black Panther because they were running at the same speed in Infinity War.

    • @dejavejimmerson4228
      @dejavejimmerson4228 2 года назад +2

      @@iamahuman6402 yea but he actually wasn't outrunning black panther, they were running the same speed, but black panther just started running first. Which is why captain America didn't cath him

    • @iamahuman6402
      @iamahuman6402 2 года назад

      @@dejavejimmerson4228
      1: 29 to 1 : 32 of the video.
      ruclips.net/video/xx7afHUuREY/видео.html
      The movie very obviously shows Black Panther increasing his lead on Steve. Meaning Black Panther scales above Steve.

  • @lucmorris9183
    @lucmorris9183 6 лет назад +324

    I love gubz, making videos nobody wanted
    Edit: thx for the heart gubz

    • @undergroundartist5060
      @undergroundartist5060 6 лет назад +4

      The comic turtle I wanted this video

    • @lucmorris9183
      @lucmorris9183 6 лет назад +2

      Underground Artist i was being sarcastic, this video was great👌

  • @mackiegaming
    @mackiegaming 4 года назад +595

    there should have been a category that was called T H I C C N E S S

    • @CodyHopp
      @CodyHopp 4 года назад +7

      Yess

    • @Caydog01
      @Caydog01 4 года назад +36

      Evans probably would have won that too because of a certain Endgame scene😉😉

    • @doul107
      @doul107 4 года назад +6

      @@Caydog01 what scene

    • @yoboyju6353
      @yoboyju6353 4 года назад +2

      Yes there should

    • @noobywinner7952
      @noobywinner7952 4 года назад +9

      @@doul107 that's America's ass

  • @kylel9459
    @kylel9459 6 лет назад +718

    Venom(2018) vs Venom(2007)

  • @sasquasher_369
    @sasquasher_369 4 года назад +78

    “He’s not Thor or anything....”
    Cap- hold my shield, I’ll take the little one

  • @VillAndreiBPlaza
    @VillAndreiBPlaza 4 года назад +1505

    Its like comparing a house cat to a lion

  • @davidfranck3132
    @davidfranck3132 5 лет назад +673

    Dude I just watched endgame... you're not gonna believe this.

    • @ChebsterSheep
      @ChebsterSheep 5 лет назад +36

      Captain America is THICC

    • @stizonyoutube
      @stizonyoutube 5 лет назад +30

      AMERICA'S ASS

    • @Brianmite
      @Brianmite 5 лет назад +12

      David Franck A M E R I C A ‘ S A S S

    • @reidheine8838
      @reidheine8838 5 лет назад +2

      Adventist hahah that got me dog props and Mcdoofus-Kun just go for it if they haven’t seen it yet their fault

    • @flamingad5945
      @flamingad5945 5 лет назад +3

      he carried Thor hammer

  • @isranunez8155
    @isranunez8155 5 лет назад +261

    Thor:nobody’s can lift my hammer
    Captain America: Hold my beer
    Thor: Drinks It

  • @Jeremiezas
    @Jeremiezas 4 года назад +74

    It’s like he’s Thor or anything
    Odin: who ever be worthy to hold this hammer shall posses the power of Thor
    Captain America: *picks up hammer*

  • @superbanananaking9252
    @superbanananaking9252 6 лет назад +519

    Thor’s beard vs captain America’s beard

  • @_matthias.
    @_matthias. 5 лет назад +351

    Is it just me or did Gubz just give the most motivational speech of all time at 6:55

  • @Shakin_Bakin
    @Shakin_Bakin 5 лет назад +551

    “He’s not Thor or anything”
    Cap: Hold my beer
    Thor: BEER?!

    • @theblueape2977
      @theblueape2977 4 года назад +2

      Thor be like:GIMME THE BEER AND NO ONE GETS HURT I WILL THROW IT AT YOU!!!!!!!!!

    • @NeoReoxis
      @NeoReoxis 4 года назад

      Shakin Bakin nice you actually added something new with the joke

    • @maragathamnatesan9137
      @maragathamnatesan9137 4 года назад

      Underrated

    • @wolfarmies2714
      @wolfarmies2714 4 года назад

      fun fact Thor likes beer in endgame

    • @markkuchma1847
      @markkuchma1847 4 года назад

      @Justin PRENDI oh damn that sucks

  • @willriedeman9230
    @willriedeman9230 4 года назад +74

    Matt Salinger would win because Evans would be stunned by Salinger’s THICC ness

    • @pcpt
      @pcpt 4 года назад +12

      No one thought about that. You are right

    • @davidmossman9201
      @davidmossman9201 3 года назад +3

      Obviously

  • @hamidgaming3472
    @hamidgaming3472 6 лет назад +412

    Zod (superman 2) VS Zod (man of steel) that would be a cool matchup. Please do it. If not then I have the most hilarious idea ever..... do thor (1988) vs thor (modern day) if u can do it that will be awesome!!! And another suggestion is doctor strange vs Dr. Strange!! And one more would be Godzilla (2014) vs Godzilla (2016)

    • @TheJman2552
      @TheJman2552 6 лет назад

      Hamid Gaming wouldn't that just be like Superman vs Superman?

    • @hamidgaming3472
      @hamidgaming3472 6 лет назад

      Jonathan Baldelomar no not really because they're both different and fought superman differently so it wouldn't be the same

    • @andreflores1332
      @andreflores1332 6 лет назад +2

      Hamid Gaming that would be awesome dude

    • @hamidgaming3472
      @hamidgaming3472 6 лет назад

      Andre Flores yeah i know that's why u suggested it. I hope it happens because that would be amazing 😁😁😁😁

    • @talkingidk7212
      @talkingidk7212 6 лет назад

      Vs Zod (Smallville)

  • @oscarclarke2653
    @oscarclarke2653 6 лет назад +347

    This is not a fight...it's a massacre.

    • @elijones1161
      @elijones1161 6 лет назад +6

      You idiot

    • @ClayMcLaughlin
      @ClayMcLaughlin 6 лет назад +5

      All of you idiots and yes Chris Evans can beat him

    • @alexvives1335
      @alexvives1335 4 года назад +4

      “Oh no, THICC Cap is gonna squash MCU Cap!! Whatever shall we do!?”
      5 seconds later
      THICC Cap ends up ‘not so THICC’ cause of Mjolnir on his chest!

    • @kakaibakaonlol3163
      @kakaibakaonlol3163 2 года назад

      @@alexvives1335 mcu cap will clap the cheeks of thicc cap 😫

    • @FriendlyNeigborhoodSpidey6160
      @FriendlyNeigborhoodSpidey6160 8 дней назад

      ​​@@kakaibakaonlol3163 still horny to his day ? 💀😂

  • @coolman9245
    @coolman9245 6 лет назад +540

    Venom(2018) vs Venom(Spider-Man 3)

  • @OmarPerez-cq7zf
    @OmarPerez-cq7zf 2 года назад +6

    I never even heard of the 1990s Captain America until I watched this video! So Thanks Gubz!

  • @sportsfaniguess154
    @sportsfaniguess154 4 года назад +224

    Gubz: he’s not Thor or anything
    Endgame directors: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!

    • @hehe2359
      @hehe2359 4 года назад +7

      Charles the French Fan?

    • @japanesespiderman_
      @japanesespiderman_ 4 года назад +5

      @@hehe2359 ohhhhh write that down write down

  • @theogamer1040
    @theogamer1040 5 лет назад +786

    You should add a new category: *THICCNESS*

    • @Tombr4mb4
      @Tombr4mb4 5 лет назад +15

      Still it's 5/1

    • @Tombr4mb4
      @Tombr4mb4 5 лет назад

      @HollowhutermaN ?
      Tfyta

    • @Tombr4mb4
      @Tombr4mb4 5 лет назад +4

      @HollowhutermaN what is your point?
      I'm actually so confused what your trying to say to me.
      In endgame, sure, he is thicc.
      So what?
      I'm saying if thiccness was a category, and the MCU cap won,
      instead of it being 4 and 1, it would be 5 to 1.

    • @owenbrown858
      @owenbrown858 5 лет назад +7

      Aaron Rachiele it would be 6/0

    • @imanidiot1725
      @imanidiot1725 4 года назад +6

      A M E R I C A ' S A S S

  • @AllonJ
    @AllonJ 5 лет назад +478

    Once you’ve seen Endgame I believe you’ll change your mind on which one is THICCer lol..

    • @nickdabott4715
      @nickdabott4715 5 лет назад +25

      But which one has americas ass

    • @xd_mystyyyyy
      @xd_mystyyyyy 5 лет назад +3

      nick da bott Th old one has America’s ass

    • @sketchfreak_8740
      @sketchfreak_8740 5 лет назад +7

      Lol...the 2012 cap's suit was so bad

    • @z7983
      @z7983 5 лет назад +9

      @@sketchfreak_8740 Idk I kinda liked it

    • @Ormanian
      @Ormanian 5 лет назад +1

      LOL YEe BOIIIIII

  • @thatoneweirdo2221
    @thatoneweirdo2221 4 года назад +73

    THE REAL BATTLE: Evan punches
    THICK CAP: dies
    Evans: I could do this all day!

  • @bzetatrapper473
    @bzetatrapper473 5 лет назад +3937

    Who is here after endgame?

  • @china3279
    @china3279 6 лет назад +720

    Ghost Rider Vs Ghost Rider
    Deadpool Vs Deadpool
    Thor Vs Thor
    Venom Vs Venom
    Dr Strange Vs Dr Strange
    Toby's Spiderman Vs Tom's Spiderman
    Would all be great

    • @vnstandup3252
      @vnstandup3252 6 лет назад +6

      They can’t do Thor’s vs Thor’s or dr strange case strange because both of them are cannon witch means both are them are the sane person or in the same world

    • @china3279
      @china3279 6 лет назад +12

      @@vnstandup3252 I was referring to the ones made BEFORE the mcu

    • @K.C.-Games
      @K.C.-Games 6 лет назад +2

      Remember Thor from The Incredible Hulk the movie not from the show or the MCU

    • @MaltMellow_
      @MaltMellow_ 6 лет назад +4

      Godzilla vs Godzilla

    • @scarletspdstr_
      @scarletspdstr_ 6 лет назад +15

      Too late for Deadpool vs Deadpool. The REAL Deadpool shot the origins one in the head a bunch of times.

  • @swolby9230
    @swolby9230 5 лет назад +134

    9:57 You can see Cap pulling Red Skull's arm forward, making Red Skull accidentally cut off *his* arm.

  • @no-bo1rk
    @no-bo1rk 4 года назад +233

    Really missing Gubz during these hard times

  • @glupshitto1977
    @glupshitto1977 5 лет назад +303

    It’s gonna be crazy looking back in a few years saying, “remember when Chris Evans was cap and RDJ was Iron man”

    • @ikepenn
      @ikepenn 4 года назад +34

      Those legends shall never be replaced by a regular mortal

    • @HippityhoppityGnW
      @HippityhoppityGnW 4 года назад +8

      @@ikepenn but tobey was replaced by andrew D: then again the mortal named Andrew Garfield was replaced by the legend Tom Holland

    • @elenakocarevamuzika9732
      @elenakocarevamuzika9732 4 года назад +1

      The guy whit the shotgun is a cerectr from a show supernatural and his name is dean wincesther

    • @mayday-tz4dv
      @mayday-tz4dv 4 года назад +1

      @Goku Black The Intrigued nah that crybaby comes nowhere near tom.

    • @homersimpson4379
      @homersimpson4379 4 года назад +2

      @@HippityhoppityGnW Bruh what? Tom ain’t no legend. He’ll be forgotten once the roles passes again.

  • @caseyrowe3885
    @caseyrowe3885 6 лет назад +437

    The one from the 1900s shield looks like it was bought from like the dollar store

  • @SublineYT
    @SublineYT 6 лет назад +608

    Lol, MCU Cap won all of them.

    • @Robin-eq7uz
      @Robin-eq7uz 6 лет назад +17

      Subline Thanks for Spoilers.

    • @jaguarchampion
      @jaguarchampion 6 лет назад +3

      Ikr.

    • @hoiyah
      @hoiyah 6 лет назад +23

      Most people had 3 advantages and the losers had 2, a few even got 4 advantages and the losers only had 1, but no one had ever beated some one else in all the advantages

    • @JVReySolos
      @JVReySolos 6 лет назад +2

      Robin it's your fault you looked at the comments

    • @theshriekingpenguin836
      @theshriekingpenguin836 6 лет назад +3

      he isn't as THICCCC do

  • @muigogitoultrasonic3947
    @muigogitoultrasonic3947 4 года назад +60

    Theory: 1990's version of cap is a grown up kid that pretends to be cap, while Evans' version of cap is in the ice.
    Also now with Endgame, Evans' Cap would league powerful than the 1990's version as he is wielding both his shield and thor's mjolnir

  • @shaloam_5889
    @shaloam_5889 6 лет назад +585

    why did it get emotional so quicky at 7:30

    • @jasemacdonald9027
      @jasemacdonald9027 6 лет назад +21

      __ ManWomen I replayed that part for like 1 hour and now it is stuck in my mind

    • @shaloam_5889
      @shaloam_5889 6 лет назад +4

      @@jasemacdonald9027 lol

    • @heheh9945
      @heheh9945 5 лет назад +24

      It shows how great Chris Evans Captain America is

    • @Dog1o5394
      @Dog1o5394 5 лет назад +8

      The music

    • @centralbeereviews
      @centralbeereviews 5 лет назад +3

      lol

  • @yoboicrust
    @yoboicrust 6 лет назад +75

    Really though, Old Cap's shield cut a gun in half but New Cap's shield cut inside of Ultron's body
    ULTRON'S BODY

    • @vincent_8817
      @vincent_8817 6 лет назад +1

      Saida Tasnim cap cut through utrton before he was in the vibranium stage

    • @vincent_8817
      @vincent_8817 6 лет назад

      aviyahu yisrael cap cut through Ultron before he fused himself with vibranium

    • @yoboicrust
      @yoboicrust 6 лет назад +1

      Vibranium or not, you should already know damn well Ultron's body is far stronger than a gun

    • @foop2954
      @foop2954 6 лет назад

      +The Crust Cutting a gun is impossible, the guy needs to hold the gun with immense force and stay on the ground for that matter, and then, the force is too strong for caps vibranium shield, and that opens up another can of worms

  • @roryc6672
    @roryc6672 5 лет назад +303

    Spoiler for Endgame
    Ok but in Endgame this really happens

    • @Thunderbolt5827
      @Thunderbolt5827 5 лет назад +2

      It’s the same cap

    • @TimmyTheAverageJimmy
      @TimmyTheAverageJimmy 5 лет назад +1

      That is America's @$$

    • @mrnoob2332
      @mrnoob2332 5 лет назад

      Why you spoiler sike i now dat

    • @koboa
      @koboa 5 лет назад

      mr noob 2 things, one, there’s no spoiler, two, “I now that”?

    • @jxmjmm2456
      @jxmjmm2456 5 лет назад

      Godzilla, The Semi Average Gamer preeety sure you can say ass

  • @JayKayEllEmm
    @JayKayEllEmm 4 года назад +16

    5:55 Gubz forgot to mention that, in Captain America First Avenger, Chris Evans outran a car that was going at regular traffic speed (25-35 mph)

  • @ludy3738
    @ludy3738 6 лет назад +57

    Wow, the intellect part had me crying

  • @dylancuffey6389
    @dylancuffey6389 5 лет назад +85

    NO ONE:
    Absolutely one one:
    Gubz: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!!

  • @KommanderKurt
    @KommanderKurt 6 лет назад +629

    Thor vs Thor :P

  • @AgustinMartinez-3
    @AgustinMartinez-3 2 года назад +2

    6:45 “What Good Leaders Do” could be a whole motivational video on its own! Gubz was, and still is, the best!

  • @dannyb.2911
    @dannyb.2911 4 года назад +94

    When he got to endurance all I thought of was “ I could do this all day”

  • @wolfkiller4
    @wolfkiller4 6 лет назад +89

    Why do people want Ezra vs Grant? That’s such an unfair matchup
    Ezra has hardly any feats compared to Grant
    At least wait till his movie is out

    • @ixreivax9348
      @ixreivax9348 6 лет назад +1

      Bork Lazer what if we just compared suits

    • @teamboobooseth1
      @teamboobooseth1 6 лет назад +3

      I think if The Flash from the new show and the old show would be compared that would be a cool fight.

    • @jaxonking3519
      @jaxonking3519 6 лет назад +1

      I mean you do have a fair point but I think that Grant Gustins Flash will always be stronger and or better.

    • @MoonlitPhoenix0
      @MoonlitPhoenix0 6 лет назад +1

      on the other hand if you only compared speed, there is nothing in the last season of the flash that could give a accurate number as to how fast he currently is so extra unfair

    • @Tabookazoo
      @Tabookazoo 6 лет назад

      Good point

  • @alex-wt5zt
    @alex-wt5zt 5 лет назад +106

    Aren't you gonna make an endgame reference?
    Me: No, I don't think i will

    • @kadimcole9233
      @kadimcole9233 5 лет назад

      damn you got here first

    • @saiah_yt795
      @saiah_yt795 4 года назад

      Damn I believed you

    • @theblueape2977
      @theblueape2977 4 года назад +3

      Me while reading: I knew it
      Thor: DONT STEAL MY LINE OR ELSE

  • @JamerG
    @JamerG 4 года назад +14

    14:13
    “Sarge, you got that crazy fireproof uniform Dr. Vaselle made up for you!”
    _”T H A N K S . . .”_
    14:17 is my new ringtone

  • @feraligatr2111
    @feraligatr2111 6 лет назад +396

    Nobody asked for Nghtcrawler (X men 2) vs Nightcravler (X men apocalypse). So pls do it.

  • @fearsearcher7303
    @fearsearcher7303 5 лет назад +140

    Gubs: Who would win in a fight, Captain America, or Captain America?
    Endgame: Hold my beer.
    Thor: *Drinks the beer*

  • @corbinhoevers
    @corbinhoevers 5 лет назад +142

    Cap: I can do this all day.
    Cap: yeah I know.

    • @dipjol9321
      @dipjol9321 5 лет назад

      Should be better if you can give spoiler warning above.

    • @partiqullapart1642
      @partiqullapart1642 5 лет назад +6

      Ishrak Saleh this won’t make sense if you didn’t watch endgame so no

    • @Tombr4mb4
      @Tombr4mb4 5 лет назад +1

      @@dipjol9321 what?
      Your kidding right?
      This doesn't spoil anything.

    • @aminfaka8986
      @aminfaka8986 5 лет назад

      @@Tombr4mb4 yes it does but People Who didnt watch endgame wont notice

  • @Aatlar
    @Aatlar 4 года назад +49

    8:37 what the frick is that picture

  • @fathippo2
    @fathippo2 5 лет назад +46

    Thor in age of ultron:hold my hammer
    Captain America:ok

  • @triz487
    @triz487 6 лет назад +48

    Captain America and Human Torch (Chris Evans) vs Killmonger and Human Torch (Michael B. Jordan)

    • @russellh6152
      @russellh6152 6 лет назад +1

      TriZZy T interesting

    • @jamretro1336
      @jamretro1336 6 лет назад +2

      Evans clearly takes it...

    • @Momsspaghetti777
      @Momsspaghetti777 6 лет назад +2

      Savage _Tv Evans and black panther are virtually equals, whereas killmonger was easily the better fighter than captain America.
      Human torch from the original fantastic four potentially solos however

    • @andreflores1332
      @andreflores1332 6 лет назад

      TriZZy T that’s an interesting idea 💡

  • @maceocipriano7659
    @maceocipriano7659 4 года назад +111

    Gubz: he is basically Godley at this point
    end game be like : good idea

  • @Rygonet
    @Rygonet 3 года назад +6

    Gubz before seeing endgame: "Now he's not Thor or anything.."
    Gubz after seeing endgame: "We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly bamboozled."

  • @Beans420
    @Beans420 6 лет назад +161

    Nicolas Cage Ghost Rider vs Gabriel Luna Ghost Rider

  • @pugzplayz9703
    @pugzplayz9703 4 года назад +157

    Strength: Evans
    Speed: Evans
    Endurance: Evans
    Equipment: Evans
    Intellect: Evans
    Thickness: Salinger

  • @BeegDd4140
    @BeegDd4140 6 лет назад +47

    "He just walks out there like Jesus take the wheel". Lol

  • @bashfulbreloom9294
    @bashfulbreloom9294 4 года назад +25

    12:13
    This part always cracks me up, just pure comedy.

    • @taciturngoob
      @taciturngoob Год назад +1

      I looked away for a second when it got louder and it scared the shizzle out of me 💀💀💀

  • @MetaDHedge28
    @MetaDHedge28 6 лет назад +250

    Is he Thiccer than Thicccccccsilver tho?

  • @Myst.Fimbul
    @Myst.Fimbul 5 лет назад +173

    6:44 biggest speach I've ever heard

    • @wilsonresor8454
      @wilsonresor8454 4 года назад +16

      Even the music at this moment was pretty good with the speech

    • @dinoboy4662
      @dinoboy4662 4 года назад +9

      @@wilsonresor8454 yeah It was a classical version of the avengers theme

    • @seancopeland1037
      @seancopeland1037 4 года назад +3

      Noah Benton classical avengers theme

    • @monkey_gamer6406
      @monkey_gamer6406 4 года назад +2

      its like he knew about cap returning to peggy

    • @4kawaii
      @4kawaii 4 года назад +5

      7:41 lol 😂🤣😂

  • @doctor4961
    @doctor4961 6 лет назад +28

    Hey, you know what else nobody is asking for? old Red Skull vs MCU Red Skull or 2003 Hulk vs 1978 series Hulk

  • @WillA22
    @WillA22 4 года назад +16

    I miss him so much

  • @amu7379
    @amu7379 6 лет назад +132

    Old Gubz vs New Gubz

    • @_tonyvera
      @_tonyvera 4 года назад

      New Gubz, more humor and better voice. No offense to old Gubz he was smart and cool, but I just like new Gubz more.

  • @ahrielpalafox7792
    @ahrielpalafox7792 6 лет назад +70

    Spider-Man(Tom Holland) vs Spider-Man(Toby maguire)

    • @coreywilson3508
      @coreywilson3508 6 лет назад +2

      What bout andrew

    • @Momsspaghetti777
      @Momsspaghetti777 6 лет назад +9

      Will Be FAMOUS Andrew is the least popular of the three that’s why.

    • @gabrielPH127
      @gabrielPH127 6 лет назад +6

      andrew already lost to toby in a previous video. Tom and Toby's are far closer in terms of abilities cause of toby's physical strength and tom's stark tech

    • @theblazinken3501
      @theblazinken3501 6 лет назад +2

      Yup, that's a good one

    • @ahrielpalafox7792
      @ahrielpalafox7792 6 лет назад +3

      Blue Steel 30 I think that Holland’s Spider-Man is actually the strongest

  • @SublineYT
    @SublineYT 6 лет назад +178

    MCU Cap also pushed a Bulldozer around 20 meters in a few seconds.

    • @Momsspaghetti777
      @Momsspaghetti777 6 лет назад +2

      Subline there’s no evidence of that? We know Cap CAN push it because clearly he has a record of that somewhere, but he didn’t do it as fast as the guy from AOS
      It was just (was it agent coleson?) trying to hype up the guy to get him motivated to do better. We’ve never seen cap do anything that impressive ever

    • @SublineYT
      @SublineYT 6 лет назад +4

      +Some Black Dude
      You don't know that. And it's more likely that Cap would have Superior strength, as the MCU films / shows strongly imply that Erskine's Super Soldier Serum was the best one created.
      So, you can't just say it was motivation, that's lame.

    • @crownwastaken
      @crownwastaken 6 лет назад +6

      The man keeping record said "not even close" when the bulldozer guy pushed it in like 10, 15 seconds.

    • @Momsspaghetti777
      @Momsspaghetti777 6 лет назад +1

      Subline no. It was motivating a superhuman. Cap isn’t even the strongest of he super super soldiers, there’s hydra super soldiers that could bend Bucky’s metal arm casually

    • @SublineYT
      @SublineYT 6 лет назад +4

      +Some Black Dude
      He wasn't bending it, just restraining it. And none of the super soldiers have feats suggesting they can lift over 35 tons like Cap.

  • @BadassBobY
    @BadassBobY 4 года назад +10

    17:09 *This is the Exact Same Face That Cap and Thor Would've Made After Seeing Baby Thanos*

  • @supersaiyanjalil
    @supersaiyanjalil 6 лет назад +25

    Dr.doom (2005) vs Dr Doom (2015)
    The 89/90's batman vs bale
    raimi spider-man vs the iron spider (infinity war)
    Ghost Rider (2007 I think )vs the tv show one.
    Joker (1989) vs joker (2008)
    Two face (1995) vs two face (2008)
    90' fantastic four vs 2005

    • @converseboyy1303
      @converseboyy1303 6 лет назад

      it seems like u saw my comment ghost rider (nicholas cage) vs ghost rider( agents of shield. I WANT THAT TOO! ;(

    • @redteeve3
      @redteeve3 6 лет назад

      George clonney vs vale kimer batmans

  • @thomaspanditfan2435
    @thomaspanditfan2435 6 лет назад +154

    please do spidey tom vs andrew vs tobey

  • @Brandon-br7tc
    @Brandon-br7tc 3 года назад +13

    Steve Rodgers does a really good job at playing Chris Evans

    • @tbnratlangamer242
      @tbnratlangamer242 3 года назад +3

      What why who where brain broken need to get gun and shoot myself in the head

    • @JoedEzekiel069
      @JoedEzekiel069 3 года назад +1

      @@tbnratlangamer242 ITS A JOKE IDIOT.

    • @nope4300
      @nope4300 3 года назад

      @@JoedEzekiel069 “ITS A JOKE IDIOT” - idiot

  • @MissLaraAshcroft
    @MissLaraAshcroft 5 лет назад +79

    After Endgame the MCU Cap wins in the *thicc* category too

  • @phantomkitten73
    @phantomkitten73 6 лет назад +115

    Ghost Rider (Nick Cage) VS Ghost Rider (Agents of Shield).

  • @nicknoguera2156
    @nicknoguera2156 6 лет назад +110

    6:45 Why did it get so emotional

  • @coletrotz1867
    @coletrotz1867 3 года назад +1

    Dude your funny as hell. Keep up with the good work.

  • @JulianWavy
    @JulianWavy 6 лет назад +160

    Mister President
    Thanks

    • @StoogesTheTwo
      @StoogesTheTwo 6 лет назад +8

      Julian Shipp J.R. You're the only one of you that there's ever gonna be

    • @fuxkchris
      @fuxkchris 6 лет назад +7

      👍

    • @basil1284
      @basil1284 6 лет назад

      Julian Shipp J.R. Ajaijjajajajakhara

  • @blepala
    @blepala 5 лет назад +177

    This joke contains spolliers for endgame
    He is not thor
    Endgame version of cap: hold my beer

    • @cyvader101
      @cyvader101 5 лет назад +3

      Blesson Wilson more like hold my mjolnier

    • @bean4596
      @bean4596 5 лет назад

      Cyvader 101 More like hold my shield

    • @cyvader101
      @cyvader101 5 лет назад

      Dude Tube yeah that too

    • @luftrise8023
      @luftrise8023 5 лет назад +1

      Another spoiler:
      Thor: *Drinks the beer*

  • @supersaiyanfox9190
    @supersaiyanfox9190 5 лет назад +51

    ‘90s Cap is thicc!
    Russo Brothers: Hold our beers!

    • @bibigamer502
      @bibigamer502 4 года назад

      Ultra Instinct God Thor: Drinks beer

  • @dariontysinger6562
    @dariontysinger6562 4 года назад +8

    12:18 I love the sarcasm 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lick_that_nanner_nanner_6046
    @lick_that_nanner_nanner_6046 6 лет назад +55

    Dr.Strange vs Dr.Strange

    • @drainstorM11
      @drainstorM11 6 лет назад +4

      Ethan Lingl Definitely although I think you should say Doctor Strange vs Dr. Strange

  • @majumder456
    @majumder456 5 лет назад +111

    Now that I see this, I’m happy that MCU Cap got a happy ending 😃😃

    • @sinfulwrath666
      @sinfulwrath666 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah but Iron Man didnt have one.

    • @dakotatrue12
      @dakotatrue12 5 лет назад +1

      AJ to the M he’s still alive tho so he could be in the falcon and winter soldier series kinda like mentoring Sam.

    • @cyborg3696
      @cyborg3696 2 года назад +1

      @@dakotatrue12 sadly he didn't. I hope he made an appearance in CA 4

  • @gabethebabe8538
    @gabethebabe8538 6 лет назад +22

    10:47 ok that voice you did just cracked me up!

  • @ethanison7938
    @ethanison7938 3 года назад +1

    Who is here after Gubz posted after 2 years, Love your vids man and can’t wait to see you again

  • @unkookole
    @unkookole 5 лет назад +40

    7:10 a deep moment a little while later he says about the old one “This selfish oaf did nothing!”

  • @tropic294boi7
    @tropic294boi7 6 лет назад +81

    Colossus (x men franchise) vs Colossus (Deadpool)
    Sabertooth (x men origins) vs Sabertooth (x men)

  • @ahmadallaf3900
    @ahmadallaf3900 5 лет назад +37

    “He’s almost asgardian” yeah buddy you guessed it after endgame

  • @Doctor_Bamias
    @Doctor_Bamias 4 года назад +3

    No one:
    Gubz: T H I C C

  • @lou_ves0630
    @lou_ves0630 5 лет назад +309

    Mr president!
    Thanks.👍🏼

  • @joww2171
    @joww2171 6 лет назад +54

    His speech at 7:00 was incredible!!

    • @thehoodphilosopher2289
      @thehoodphilosopher2289 6 лет назад +6

      X_Joshua _Pierrelouis
      I almost cried 😂

    • @dragovizsla8171
      @dragovizsla8171 6 лет назад

      X_Joshua _Pierrelouis I wasn't expecting that and I was pleasantly surprised!

  • @AFGROUPMEDIA
    @AFGROUPMEDIA 6 лет назад +45

    Is it just me or who else burst out laughing everytime Gubz said THIICK! :-D

  • @brokeboypokemon7077
    @brokeboypokemon7077 3 года назад +1

    And when the world needed gubz most. He vanished