HMKids - Adeptus Mechanicum (Cover)
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Oi Oi! I'm seeing alot of lewd toaster comments! No touching the toaster! That's slaneeshi! D:
StringStorm Please do LinkinLoyalist
*Touch toaster*
Please oh please do the chibi moments for the inquisitor idol please.
DARK ANGELS NEXT PLEASE!
**POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE!!!*
I played this song when trying to fix my Xbox and I succeeded! PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH!
Praise the god emperor!
@@comradecommissar8223 NO..... PRAISE THE OMNISIAH YOU FOOL OF THE FLESH ONE, WE ARE SUPERIOR TO THE FLESH!
@@kriegertechpriest7011 the emperor is a extension of the omnissiah you bag of bolts
@@ducaoftheabruzzi When its machine related, you praise the omnisiah, anything else goes to Big E
Remember when an x-box red rings it means you have a angered the machine spirit.
Mechanicus Tech Support: Escalation Process
Have you tried switching it off and on again?
Have you tried offering 10 prayers to the Omnissiah?
Have you considered becoming one with the machine?
Have you considered tearing your feeble flesh-limbs off and replacing them with the vastly superior, mechanicum approved cyber-appendages?
Have you considered cyber dongs?
Have you tried the Rite of Percussive Maintenance?
Have you read the proper scared texts or will I need to beat you with my iron skull
@@imapopo2924 ... sigh*
Mechanicus: "There is no certainty in flesh but death."
Vulkan: "Hello, toaster friends."
Me: *Starts looking for the nearest exit* Vulkan! How you been? Just stay over there.... Away from my mechanical spine!
@@kriegertechpriest7011 coward get back here
@@commissarkruber7205 No! I WILL NOT GET MY SPINE REPLACED AGAIN! I LIKE THIS SPINE! AND YOU SHOULD RUN TOO BEFORE HE HU- OH EMPEROR HES RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
@@kriegertechpriest7011 well I now got a meeting in a star far away that I am totally not making up so got to go have fun with him
Vulkan's hugging you is the only thing that's certain.
I once blasted this over the radio during metalworking class at full volume on repeat
I am pleased to say our titan is nearly finished and the machine spirits of our tools are exstatic
After blasting this across the country on the radio, the Ark Mechanicus is ready to rise to the heavens above
PRAISE THE OMNISIAH
Well is time to conquer the galaxy and loot necron world
When Quarantine is over I'll blast this during band and see what happens if I get yelled at. That means they are a heretic
Good work. That Titan is needed on the imperial fronts. Khorne is advancing
THE OMNISiA SHALL TURN THIS WORLD INTO A HOLY PLACE FOR THE MACHINE SPIRIT, FOR THE NEW FORGE WORLD!!!
nyerghh- i found this steel pipe *offers it to omnissaiah*
Nyerghh- I found a Liquid Nitrogens.....
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@@LAV-III is aesthetic required?
@@patricksvarietycorner5700 I believe he meant Anesthetic brother. However I am not certain.
@@patricksvarietycorner5700 GLORIUS STEAMPUNK AESTHETIC REQUIRED!
There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal."
"There is no strength in flesh, only weakness."
"There is no constancy in flesh, only decay."
"There is no certainty in flesh but death.
Flesh may rot, but metal rusts
"there's no truth in flesh, only betrayal" = Fuck you Tzeench
"there's no strength in flesh, only weakness" = FUCK you Khorne
@@gantzllat what doesn't bleed, doesn't please Khorne.
@@The_Lurker Make stainless steel.
@@darrenwang8879 and vaccines
*PRIME DIRECTIVE*
-Aquire Toasters
@Jake Davis Don't be stingy, we need them for... Reasons...
As the Omnessiah decrees, Toaster tuesday and oil margaritas provided by the Fabricator-General!!!
*hoards his precious toaster oven collection*
Why are you addicted to toasters
Karl The Tech Priest 50 toasters have been obtained by the inquisition during the REDACTED on the planet REDACTED year REDACTED we are willing to trade these for technology
Instruction unclear.
My toaster is now a titan.
Edit: by the man-emperor of man kind...
Zhengkang Vijaya then today morning we dine like titans!
isnt that a downgrade tho?
ТИТАН ОЖИВАЕТ, ГОТОВЫЙ К АТАКЕ,
ЧТОБ В ГРОХОТЕ БИТВЫ ВЕСЬ МИР ПОТОНУЛ!
Ask Cyberdong.
Did you apply holy oils and pray to the machine spirit? If not I claim hertech.
Being an engineer, "like" this video is a direct order from OMNISSIAH himself
Engineer, Manufacturer (working in the field), Hard Scientist, general cybernetics fan, ect.
Yeah, i am three of the four and i am still wondering why there is no actual IRL Mechanicus with some tweeks to make it a GOOD thing for science.
Imagine a faith based on Science and Industry, The objective stuff. Imagine the kind of advancement we humans could have if we could harness the kind of energy we humans put into faith...
@@danieldomeisen2632 Indeed, the advancements we could make would be quite amazing. Engineering Student here
*Writes two lines of code*
*They work*
*This music starts playing*
I am lucky, my wife is an artsy type and she understands the need of the pure objective and emotionaless field of the hard sciences.
The lucky part is that she made me a Red Mechanicus Robe... Gold trimmed :)
She is now working on perfecting the pattern, which i am all for. Imagine how many people would buy a Mechanicus robe...
For the Machine God! Far superior to all the other gods!
Daniel Domeisen I agree with this statement
Let the church come to you -Imperator Titan
Also retribution class battleship when you think a whole sector need to "understand" the Omnissiah.
@@flexprime2010 i still say bring an ark mechanicum, then the whole sub-sector would "understand"
Priest: It is Sunday, my child, come to mass.
Cripple: My legs are not work and no one can bring me.
Priest: THEN MASS SHALL COME TO THEE
Xephios A dream come true
DISTurbedwaffle918 Hail the Omnissiah
"Princeps Zarha, Helsreach calls for you. Will you walk?"
*"INVIGILATA... WILL WALK."*
Good morning Princeps, and welcome to Helsreach.
*MECHANICAL ROAR*
*WARHORN BLEARS LOUDLY AND CHARGES*
Let's see now...
"Weakness of the Mind" - Tzeetch
"Lies of the Antipath" - Dark Mechanicum/Necrons
"Rage of the Beast" - Orks
"Temptation of the Fleshlord" - Slaanesh (did I even have to point that one out?)
"Ravages of the Destroyer" - Tyranids/Khorne
"Rotting Cage of Bio-matter" - Nurgle/the fragments of their own humanity
Darth Skarr thanks for clearing that up!
Actually i'd say tzeentch is the antipath,weakness of the mind would be heresy,rage of the beast would be Khorne,and the destroyer Nurgle
@@inri1589 I thought the same, but double checked just to be sure and came to the conclusion in the form that I posted. Antipath's original meaning is literally to take the path opposite to the one your currently on. The Dark Mechanicum is the polar and corrupted opposite of the Adeptus Mechanicum, whilst the Necrons are in a similar position of being the AdMech's opposites - the AdMech are humans who want to become machines as they see their natural organic form as weak and inferior but are unable to become a 100% machine, being forced to retain some small part of their organic selves. Meanwhile, the Necrons were xenos who were tricked into becoming 100% machines and had their souls taken away, and now that their souls are slowly returning, they long to be organic again but know they can never return to their original forms.
I chose Tzeetch as the weakness of the mind because that's practically his thing - he plays mind games on others and manipulate them. And whilst Chaos usually is viewed as the taint of the Soul, it firsts starts as a seed in the mind. Weakminded individuals, or individuals with Psychic powers are the first to hear the Warp's whispers, slowly swaying them from whatever loyalties they might have had.
The beast could work for Khorne, but then again, so could Destroyer, as both terms had been used for him. However, there was once an Ork leader, as well as his "descendants", who were called the Beast(s) that nearly conquered the whole galaxy, and since then, the Orks throughout the galaxy would sometimes be collectively referred to as "the beast".
Nurgle being a Destroyer might sound fitting until you really think about it. Nurgle doesn't really destroy as much as he erodes and poisons. Bio matter degrades over time, and members of the Mechanicum would often times have issues with what little organic parts they might have left starting to rot since they nolonger care for them as they do for their machine parts, and rot is unanimous with Nurgle in Warhammer.
The Tyranids were quite easy, as there are more then a few times that the AdMech had openly called them the Destroyers. At the same time though, both Khorne and Khain are also called the Destroyers by various other groups, though I chose Khorne in this instance as the AdMech have had very little quarrel with Khain in the past than what they did with Khorne.
That's very incorrect. You misread almost everything. The first and last sentences are a direct reference to reaching their treasured state of total machinehood. The 4 middle sentences are all directed at the chaos gods. The Antipath is the road the dark mechanicum, because they were easy for Tzeentch to tempt with knowledge. Rage of the beast is on obvious mention of Khorne. Temptations of the fleshlord is obviously the easiest one to figure out. "The destroyer" is what they call Nurgle, with his affiliation with flesh and biomatter, making him abhorred by the Mechanicum.
@@Inoffensive_name
You do realize I could say the exact same thing about you, right? It's called "open interpretation."
The Destroyer could be Nurgle. But so too can Rotting Cage of Biomatter (
If the Adeptus Mechanicum had a band that did concerts, they'd have a small titan acting as the church organ and a variety of cannons acting as the 'drums', with lightning weapons as the 'guitars' and 'bass', with the singer not needing an exterior microphone as he would be directly plugged into a sonic cannon to empower and project his voice.
I foresee a bloody conflict on the forgeworld of Concertia known to the survivors as The Battle Of The Bands, that involved the Adeptus Mechanicum fighting against Noise Marines and holding the line until battle brothers could reinforce the forgeworld.
@Inquisitor Shadowlord Metallica is in the 8E admech codex.
Yeah, forge world Metallica sounds like a more fitting battle planet for this Battle of the Bands.
Someone draw this battle
Legends spoke of two men who stood at the feet of the an avatar of Khorne himself. Red. Horns. Goat legs.
These two men, merely men, struck a bargain to do fair battle, and bested the creature with sick tasty jams.
It was a tenacious defense.
im down to creating this band
*Happy squealing in Techno-Lingua.*
*toaster dings*
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The power: *goes out*
Me and my entire family after 3 hours without power: OMNISSIAH!! SAVE US!
I just oiled my robes
Where's my toaster when I need it
Overexcited Boss You can borrow one of mine tech-brother
I am honestly not sure what I prefer, the original or this one. The original sounded like a prayer, while this one sounds like the Mechanicus' hymn of war. The original emphasizes a lot of the lyrics better, this one's refrain is unbeatable.
Please don't take that as a negative. It's not better than the original IMHO, but it is an excellent cover version regardless.
For me the original is better due to the fact that it blends a bit of Orthodox Christian chanting and the "microsoft sam" way of singing is better fitting for the "I wana be a toaster" feeling of us Cogheads.
Where I can find original?
@@tefky7964 ruclips.net/video/-ecvLRxb3MU/видео.html
Another good "Hymn of War" for the Mechanicus is tue War Cant of Mars, if you haven't heard it yet.
@@Efranor as a fellow coghead, where can I find the original?
by the cyberdong
WHERE ARE THE TOASTERS?
This is how the tech priest of forge world Metálica do their preying
(That’s a real forge world... they actually hunt for sport, but their prey is a bit unorthodox... Tyranids... for FUN)
I don't remember reading about any Tyranids on Forge World Metalica. Their planet has only dealt with Orks and Chaos.
I'm in. I've always been a little bit unstable.
@@badgaming9660 that is a very good point, I need to remember that next time
@@badgaming9660 they still consume metal to use in their carapaces
@@NocturneNox1 but then they would be destroyed by the spirit of the falen brother scitari or techpreis #thefleshisweak... this post was made by tech preist gang
Beautiful, as to be expected!
I like your helmet
¿Ultimo Player?...... ¿Que narices haces acá? xDD
@@lindhalf9876 es como dios esta en todos lados xd
According to standards .
@@jakubdziatkowski9947 if you like halo you must watch the videos of the ultimoplayer
It absolutely glorious! I should work hard on improving quality of my owns to sound like this.
Yes! :D
Improve like the machine!
May i suggest to make a version of the original song without the machine noises? It would sound so much better,though i guess it wouldn't really have that ad mech feel :D
let's go!
Will you two just do a duet already!!!
Plot twist:
They are both the same person
Black
I only saw black
Heresy was everything, everyone,everywhere.
Fear was decaying my faith, no matter how I persuaded myself.
Then a light, the roar of a chainsword, and a creature of loyalism appeared, following an army.
They were clad in coats of red, white, and black. Their eyes were of glass, their skin of metal. Their screeching guns purred with delight over the death of the heretics, blue smoke emitting from their poetic design. Hope had return, and I screeched the only words that I could pass from my lips
DEATH TO THE CHAOS GODS! LONG LIVE THE OMMNISSIAH!
PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH
"There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal."
"There is no strength in flesh, only weakness."
"There is no constancy in flesh, only decay."
"There is no certainty in flesh but death."
This message has been approved by the Iron Hands.
The iron tenth is most pleased
Next Chaos Primarch needs to be Fulgrim, just so the Iron Hands can deliver the mechanical ass beating.
@@loganmartin2794 With the recent buffs... hoo boy would Fulgrim feel those angry Thunder Hammering Terminators.
@@supermaksas with an unpredictable event, fulgrim clone appear of nowere free by thrazyn before his death in a battle between iron hand and emperor childrens. And if this arrive, i want this clone being the new primarch of his brother sons
@@alexandrebirk1948 Roboute would be pretty skeptical about it...
Then again Fulgrim will probably have PTSD flashbacks everytime he sees anything warp related...
*Instruction recieved*
*proceed to like*
*OBJECTIVE ACHIEVED*
Oh my gooooooood.
So good.
The original hurts my ears, yet I couldn't stop listening because of how good it sounds together.
This?
This is pure gold. An actual good quality of already great-sounding song.
Thsnk you, StringStorm.
Where can I find the original?
@@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828 ruclips.net/video/-ecvLRxb3MU/видео.html
Doctor fixed Robot bunny!
I'm a technician and I can honestly say. This shit playing in the background does indeed make my work not only go faster and enjoyable, but shit started working.
>TFW you unironically agree with the points of the AdMech
I might be reading too much into this, but I have a suspicion:
"from the lies of the antipath"=Tzeench
"from the rage of the beast"=Khorne
"from the temptations of the fleshlord"=Slaanesh
"from the ravages of the destroyer"=Nurgle.
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What the other guys said
And the weakness of the mind is all of them togheter
@@brucejedilee5290 I'd guess the weakness of the mind is heresy in general
@@anonguy772 Agreed
More HMkids covers please
The next one would be Imperial Fists!
Категорически поддерживаю!
StringStorm GLORIOUS
Waht about Death Korps of Krieg cover ?
Great crusade is also good one with a lot of pathos.
This is almost like a personal mantra for me. I've got some serious depression and mental health issues to deal with and I don't know why but I turn to these lyrics whenever my mind and body fails to endure the burdens they bare
Hope you're doing well man, this song is a power song!
The Adeptus Mechanicus seems like a good thing to join
The Mechanicus only cares about scientists. If you're not a scientist, you can only be a lobotomized drone like a servitor or a skitarii (combat servitor).
@@sygmarvexarion7891 sounds like getting a Job tbh
I've been in weirder churches.
Praise the Omnissiah!
Unless you're really good at worshipping Omnissiah, you're gonna suffer. Probably become factory worker or even worse
@@sygmarvexarion7891 If they think your not worthy of either of those then your fuel for the forge.
Ah this enlightens my *error* very nicely during the lonely times of exploring..
The opening to this song makes me imagine a tech priest hunched over playing the organ with his many tentacles
Mechanical arm
@@nadzirulnadzri9836 Mechadentrites
Nice
@@kingnothing8570 claps* Nailed it!
When you graduate technical school in eastern europe and it begins with mass in church
It is sounf pretty based if you ask me.
There is enough metal in this song to built an entire battlefleet!
I just saw a Skitarii Vanguard listen to this. He's now the Fabricator-General of Mars.
If the Omnissiah decrees, I shall now turn up the beat
@Jake Davis it has been done
Girls: Cyborgs are kinda freaky
Boys:
More like:
Boys: The Emperor protects. *Loud Space Marines noises*
other boys and girls: *GLORY TO THE OMNISSIAH! 0001001001001!*
some other girls: *Heavy flamer noises and Arco-Flaggelant noises*
BOYZ: YOUZ HUMIES BETTER BEZ READY FOR DA BIGGEST WAAAGH SINZ DA BIRTH OF GORK!!!!!!!!!
@@lorddevilfish5868 In the name of the God-Emperor of Mankind (Our Undying Lord) and on behalf of the Adepta Sororitas I shall purge this Ork heresy.
*Loads flamer with extremely religious intent*
Xla Csn Bring zit on Girly! Me n my WAAAGH IZ gonna have a rite ol fight!!!
@@lorddevilfish5868 I fear no Xeno or Heretic as the Emperor's will guides me! Orks, you shall burn in His light!
*Purging intensifies*
*aggressively loads galvanic rifle*
Can I trade in my flashlight for one... I wanna be scary too
Just a simple Guardsman #7395 how about a gravity gun
@@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 if it's more effective than "one clip one kill" I'll take it
Just a simple Guardsman #7395 it’s more like one shot dead necron permanently
@@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 I have a worrying feeling like a life of indentured servitude comes with the rifle...
Still waiting for tthe chibies String! You are keeping us restless!
Also, BY THE OMNISSIAH
I listened this song at work and it reminded me of the rite of procussive maintenance, 3 blows from a sledge hammer later my press brake started working flawlessly again.
Listening to this while building my tech priest cosplay, I'm now speaking lingua-technis
Omnisia save you
Meanwhile Chad Magos Biologis: "No machine can compare to greatness of human body!"
"Knock knock, Mechanicus, I heard you didn´t accept cybernetics"
You ever think of the mechanicus in the same way of the boat paradox
You know the one where the guy replaces every bit of his old boat with new parts and builds a new boat with the old parts and it’s like which ones the boat
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT
It doesn't matter which one is the original boat as long as BOTH SERVE THE WILL OF THE OMNISSIAH
Ever since I listened to this song (and the entire mechanicus ost) my computer stopped crashing whenever I right clicked
Praise the omnissiah!
Why did it crash when you right clocked in the first place hmmm?
@@word6344 Because its old
Could the song be drawing a paralell between flesh and Chaos?
There is no changeless truth in flesh - Tzeentch
There is no lasting strenght in flesh - Khorne
There is no constancy in flesh - Slaanesh (because the pleasures he provides are short-lived)
There is no certanity in flesh - Nurgle (because how his followers rot maybe?)
I think so.
this song is indeed doing a paralell with chaos, for flesh is weak and unaugmented spirit is not driven by cold reason but instinct :
from the lies of the antipath refers to Tzeentch
the rage of the beast to Khorne, the ravages of the destroyer to Nurgle ( rot destroys the weak flesh)
and the tempation of the fleshlord is a nod to slaanesh
@@hatartshop1098 Yeah, that part is clear to me as well. (btw Nurgle is called the "Great Destroyer" multiple times in the novels, so that one is a no brainer) But then the song compares the qualities of flesh to Chaos as well, as I´ve said it in my comment above.
Andras Tuba well, in the eyes of the ad mech, flesh has « qualities » compared to chaos, it is the contrary, for flesh is the thing that will lead you to chaos, you may turn to khorne to obtain strength, more muscle and power, a prosthetic arm is machine, so there is no point. You may want to modify your appearance to look beautiful and turn to slaanesh etc etc, flesh is weak, an unaugmented mind is corruptible etc
Andras Tuba well, in the eyes of the ad mech, flesh has « qualities » compared to chaos, it is the contrary, for flesh is the thing that will lead you to chaos, you may turn to khorne to obtain strength, more muscle and power, a prosthetic arm is machine, so there is no point. You may want to modify your appearance to look beautiful and turn to slaanesh etc etc, flesh is weak, an unaugmented mind is corruptible etc
"MUSIC IS A MECHANICAL LANGUAGE!"-Ranger Alpha Pi-Braine, 41,000.
I am torn apart: on one side the Admech is ABSOLUTELY cool in design and I love it. On the other side they are so hilariously incompetent that they couldn't even build a toasters without instructions at least 5000 years old.
If it’s not broken, don’t waste incense.
It's Me-Can-icus
Not Me-Can't-icus
Sure they might like their toasters a bit too much but can you blame them
They're not incompetent, they just collectively decided that spending an ass-ton of time and resources rebuilding everything that was lost during the War with Men of Iron, the Age of Strife, and then the Schism of Mars during the Horus Heresy, was less worth in the long run than just hanging on with the disparate scraps of knowledge they have left, investing all of their effort into increasing production, and banking on finding old STCs instead.
Not really, more like we don't prioritise it.
Except cawl?
This is by far, my most favorite song from HMKids. Great job for the cover, truly doing the Omnissiah’s Work!
And so we meet again, fellow guardsman
Hello! Hear tank!
Summons Banblade*
Bye!
Fucks off through golden warp portal*
Ohh, I just oiled my robes.
От слабости разума, Oмниссия, спаси нас!
От лжи Антипата, электрическая цепь, сохрани нас!
От гнева Зверя, железо, защити нас!
От искушений Повелителя плоти, кремний, очисти нас!
От ярости Разрушителя, анима, огради нас!
От этой гниющей клетки биоматерии,
Бог Машина, освободи нас!
Is that Serbian? I'm of Serbian origin but don't know the language well and I can understand a few words here and there and recognize the script
Don't tell me we've accidentally summoned Adeptus Soupus again.
@@gamerisrbija It is Russian))
HMKids is a Russian heavy metal band founded in 1993 by Nikolai 'FadDey' Fadeev
@@gamerisrbija If you would like a Serbian translation I would be more than happy to provide it :)
@@ItekakoAnjats serbs? in my fandom?
its more likely than you think.
I'm just graduated from physics science. My focus of study is Instrumentation and control system.
Where I can register to join Adeptus Mechanicus?
When your grandmother gets a knee replacement...
could we get a cover of the song "Salamanders" its my favorite from HM kids
НА НАКОВАЛЬНЮ ВОЙНЫ!
My Toaster has become one with the Omnisiah.
Praise.
This sounds like a super hero theme song
A tech priest: the crime fighter
He makes criminals into servitors
So Cyborg But even scarier?
If i was a villain and saw the tech priest turn my minions into lobotimized mindless slaves grossly merged with pieces of junk metal and their limbs missing yeah screw that im handing my self to the police
Omnissiah grant me the knowledge to accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change what I can,
And plasma cannons for hands!
AMEN!
Mostly the last one. Having plasma cannons for hands does wonders for increasing the amount of things you can change.
I'm just imagining thousands of skittari chanting this in unison as they attack their enemies.
Dont need to... its already happened... in some time or place in the infineteness of the materium and imiterium
Death Korps of Krieg hmkids cover when?
Just your regular Factorio Engineer's background music, when pludering the planet of resources, poisoning soil with gasses and genociding the wtf'ing bugs... :-)
XENOS.... PURGE THEM IN FLAME!
ABANDON REASON! NOW ONLY ARTILLERY TRAIN!
(Starts spaming out the everliving FUCK of artillery trains to cleanse the world of foul xeno bugs kn MY planet)
When my car sputters to life after 3 tries and a prayer: OMNISSIAH!!!
Some sleepdeprived engineering student:
I can make a religion out of that!
That's how you accidentally make the Adeptus Mechanicus actually happen...
I've been waiting for a better sounding version of this song for so long. Well done sir you've outdone yourself again.
HELL YEAH STRINGSTORM! CONTINUE LIKE THAT! FLESH IS WE...
*remember who he is at heart*
I mean.... it's just good....
Not something that great at heart... and , the least fin in that, is that you cannot drink the blood if your ennemies are mech....
....
*”Access.... Access... GRANTED.”*
I keep getting this rerecommended in my feed all the time.... It would seem that the Machine Spirit of my PC enjoys it and I am all too happy to play it again!
How to triger Mechanicum: just eat the toast in front of them
Toast is irrelevant. The Machine is all that matters. >_>
You do realise that *ACCESS DENIED*
COG BOYS REPRESENT!
May the omnissiah bless you!
Yes?
Tech support has never been so badass!
Me whenever I get the slightest bit sick with anything at all:
So basically Adeptus Mechanicus are just Grimdark Cybergoths?
Inquisitor Shadowlord Cyborgs can still be goth yo
On the other hand, id love to see a cover of the War Cant of Mars
As would I.
Me: an American and a Human
Me: after listening this
Me: HAIL THE OMNISSIAH
*NOW I'M A TECH MARINE*
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when the wifi stops working OMNISSIAH SAVE US
the omnisiah is pleased, and so are my oiled felinid abs.
Neko Medic Back to Carlos McConnell with you mutant! XD
@@ROFLobster4884 shut your mouth heretic.
@@Neko_Medic Felinid arms? Get me my bolter boys, we got a mutant here!
The Magos must be _so_ confused...
Freethinkers Politics/discussion trust me his cogitators are going pretty haywire.
The Song of the Body Modding comunety in a few years. I would do it too
I can't wait.
Praise the Omnissiah and the Machine spirits of Stringstorms recording systems.
I HEAR THE MACHINE SPIRIT'S VOICE!
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Obey it
*MACHINA SPIRIT
Wow this is so...
*Metal*
*When you max out your cybernetics on CP77*
Now this cover has lead the Mechanicus search for new STCs more efficiently!
The omnissiah has not failed me
Omnissiah, Save us :D
Listening to this after I got a cramped right leg and a twisted left knee. There is no lasting strength in flesh, only decay!
I know this is strange, but this song makes me think of a bunch of Tech priests solemnly break dancing around a toaster.
I think the dude that works with the machines in my lab is the chosen one of the OMNISSIAH for no machine ever gives him trouble
This is great music to listen to for my mechanical engineering homework.
My cogitators return [Extreme Pleasure] and I choose to experience. [engage Canticle recording] [...recording...] [/disengage Canticle recording] utilising the Motive Force...
the flesh is weak, but the machine is inmortal!!!
Praise the Omnissiah!
I see an Adeptus Mechanicus cover, I like...simply perfect!
Playing this while dipping my internet router in Nuln oil to make it go faster
Toasters to 😏
The Skitarii have one of my favorite design's.
Blasted this as i drove through my town.
Happy to say that the god-machine is soon to be finished!
Oh my god emperor, that organ playing at the start, it was amazing. More songs need organs