Titanicus - Original Song

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @stringstorm
    @stringstorm  3 года назад +1033

    Artwork by NoobPTFO
    - twitter.com/noobptfo
    Artwork
    - twitter.com/NoobPTFO/status/1360293918387146756
    Lyrics by Dek
    - twitter.com/aidandiamondt

    • @The-Lazy-Dane
      @The-Lazy-Dane 3 года назад +8

      Sooo, am I the only one where the comment is dated to two days ago? Like somehow the video has just been released, and but was commented on two days ago.

    • @Mantoisful
      @Mantoisful 3 года назад +9

      @@The-Lazy-Dane Pre uploaded and premiered today
      Patrons probably get early access to vids

    • @LeonisLupusRex
      @LeonisLupusRex 3 года назад

      So stringi am i the only one that can make out the warriors of the god emperor but for the metal boys as an inspiration written on it

    • @stirlingstafford6502
      @stirlingstafford6502 3 года назад +6

      Stringstorm, is this going on Spotify?

    • @feuerderdrachengg5000
      @feuerderdrachengg5000 3 года назад

      I think I can discern some parts of your Krieg song here.

  • @tucan6376
    @tucan6376 3 года назад +6534

    That techpriest in the middle is like "Behold! My stuff!"

    • @hatter3555
      @hatter3555 3 года назад +706

      "My GUNS are bigger than yours - puny Heretic!"

    •  3 года назад +137

      @@hatter3555 "And this here IS MY BOOM STICK!"

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 3 года назад +422

      "The god-machine rallys by my side. What power can possibly match this might?"

    • @nathanielmcclaflin1374
      @nathanielmcclaflin1374 3 года назад +79

      lol pretty much

    • @lordwarlockthangwrath8662
      @lordwarlockthangwrath8662 3 года назад +300

      "You asked《where is your god now?》...
      There it is!"

  • @JoeyDorson7735
    @JoeyDorson7735 3 года назад +1939

    Cogs and Bolts and ancient lore really hits hard when you hear it.

    • @regretfulpixel7737
      @regretfulpixel7737 3 года назад +36

      Yup

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 3 года назад +104

      It hits much like a Titan...

    • @Judge_of_Anubis05
      @Judge_of_Anubis05 3 года назад +140

      "The titans of god shall end this war" also hit hard too for me

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 3 года назад +82

      @@Judge_of_Anubis05 for me, "rise from your trenches and join its assault" line sends a chill to my spine

    • @travisbrewer1641
      @travisbrewer1641 3 года назад +30

      It hits as hard as, Faith Steel and Gunpowder

  • @WorldNetExplorer
    @WorldNetExplorer 3 года назад +4047

    "Let its mighty cannons sing in jubilant praise!"
    That might be the most Warhammer line I've ever heard.

    • @Jamhael1
      @Jamhael1 3 года назад +202

      The Mechanicus equivalent of the phrase "Let me sing the songs of my people", but more metal.

    • @dalekdozer8209
      @dalekdozer8209 3 года назад +161

      "Let its mighty cannons sing in jubilant praise!"
      The guy in charge of an Emperor class battleship on legs: "with IMMENSE pleasure."

    • @Desyx14
      @Desyx14 3 года назад +42

      Weirdly I paused exactly on that line, listened to it again, then listened to the whole song, and came here and found this, damn. I guess that line was impactful

    • @Oliver-jw3dy
      @Oliver-jw3dy 2 года назад +10

      Sounds exactly like something the Covenant would say

    • @ajollyduck
      @ajollyduck 2 года назад +15

      Another good one is "it's foes: nothing but mere specks"

  • @mpcrauzer
    @mpcrauzer 3 года назад +1760

    "and to those from behind, advance to its call. Rise from your trenches and Join its assault"
    It is like the titans are saying: the glory shall not be only ours, but for you who stood first to the enemy

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 3 года назад +131

      NOW STAND AND CLAIM YOUR HONOR IN FIRE AND STEEL.

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 3 года назад +68

      Just wait till AFTER the main weapons fire...so, you know...you don't get caught in it's path.

    • @thomasfoster4370
      @thomasfoster4370 2 года назад +25

      that I will, but I shall give the god machines a wide berth. this is true diligence I believe, both to the great titan of the mechanicus and my emperor-bestowed third-dimension.

    • @jacobp.4593
      @jacobp.4593 2 года назад +12

      Nah, the Machine-Sprit just likes stomping on Crunchies. It makes it easier to pilot.

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 2 года назад +28

      Glory to those who held our lines;
      Glory to those who break the foes.

  • @Nempo13
    @Nempo13 3 года назад +4603

    As you scroll through the comments I just want to say,
    Welcome Back.
    We both know this isn't your first listen to this great song.

  • @zarlsalamandersspacemarine302
    @zarlsalamandersspacemarine302 Год назад +1074

    "Blessed by priests of steel, forged in the fires of zeal!" Freaking love that line

  • @silvermarksman6834
    @silvermarksman6834 3 года назад +4430

    Attention Imperial Citizens: Church attendance has dropped below minimum required standards. As such the churches will now come to you. Do not resist. We do not want to replace city blocks.

  • @willtiffany5409
    @willtiffany5409 3 года назад +3181

    "There are things you can't fight. Acts of Gods. You see a Daemon Prince coming, you gotta get out of the way. But when you're in a Titan, suddenly you can fight the Daemon Prince. You can win".

    • @7daysfan932
      @7daysfan932 3 года назад +181

      pacific rim?

    • @Santisima_Trinidad
      @Santisima_Trinidad 3 года назад +326

      @@7daysfan932 looks like it. And its basically a perfect quote to be using. Partly because the giant robots there are basically titans. They lack all the typical firepower, but they are rather very good at melee.

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 2 года назад +231

      Unless you are a Cadian. They built their reputation on punching daemon princes in the face.
      People love to say the Katachan are these badasses but in reality, once they aren't in a jungle they become fodder that is WORSE than every other Guard. Cadians are deployed on any and all kinds of worlds, and they fight anything...but what they are really...really...really good at killing is something every other Guardsman fears, daemons.

    • @superspicy8740
      @superspicy8740 2 года назад +3

      @@Nempo13 or Rylanor but that requires you wait a millennium tinkering with traitor tech & obtaining an unexploded virus bomb

    • @chandlerwatson1379
      @chandlerwatson1379 2 года назад +77

      @@BuilderB08 the children of kreig do not break

  • @shadowstep1375
    @shadowstep1375 3 года назад +5856

    Imperial fists: I am fortifying this position!
    Admec: I am mobilizing this position!
    Titan: I am this position!

    • @Bill.Papadakis
      @Bill.Papadakis 3 года назад +565

      Titan : i am UNfortifying the enemys position!

    • @elgehater
      @elgehater 3 года назад +177

      Titan: fuck your position!

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 3 года назад +337

      Titan: BEEP BOOP, FUCK HERETICS!

    • @forgottendragonpriestartem3414
      @forgottendragonpriestartem3414 3 года назад +186

      Titan: Heheheh gun goes *BRRRRRRRRRTTTTT*

    • @omiheaddev7090
      @omiheaddev7090 3 года назад +251

      “Warhound, what the fuck are you doing, why is the defense not fortified?
      “I AM THE DEFENSE”

  • @Endymion
    @Endymion 3 года назад +5289

    I love the tech-priest is just standing there like "Your move"

    • @Audiotrocious
      @Audiotrocious 3 года назад +555

      “You asked me ‘you and what army’ so here is mine. Also, mine is bigger then yours 😉”

    • @liamc.6274
      @liamc.6274 3 года назад +171

      @@Audiotrocious doesn't take much to be bigger than mine

    • @rachnussouldrinkerlibraria5640
      @rachnussouldrinkerlibraria5640 3 года назад +171

      I said this before I want to see a titan legion themed off rylanor

    • @rachnussouldrinkerlibraria5640
      @rachnussouldrinkerlibraria5640 3 года назад +62

      @@Audiotrocious both in the amount of men and their size

    • @defies4626
      @defies4626 3 года назад +63

      He might want to duck to avoid the doom beams.

  • @jackstrayfeald1007
    @jackstrayfeald1007 3 года назад +743

    That techpriest is having the time of his life.

    • @thetau4866
      @thetau4866 3 года назад +133

      "I STAND BEFORE MY GOD, WHILE YOURS HIDE AWAY IN THE DARKNESS OF HELL, FACE THE MIGHT OF THE OMNISSIAH, HERETIC FLESHBAGS"

    • @Gibilisko
      @Gibilisko 3 года назад +46

      It is the dream of every skitarii to fight with the embodiment of the omnissiah fury

    •  3 года назад +8

      Tech Priest "We shall end you foul scum"
      Enemy "Yeah, you and what army?"
      Tech Priest gestures to the Titans.
      Enemy "oh shit I think we dun goofed."

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 3 года назад +36

      (Happy binary sounds)

    • @oblivious147
      @oblivious147 3 года назад +15

      Happy toaster sounds

  • @KoishiVibin
    @KoishiVibin 3 года назад +1002

    "Do you know what it is like, to sit within a Titan, Brother Netis?"
    "...No?
    "...Have you ever felt small, Brother?"
    "...Sometimes."
    "I sat within one, once. I saw guns that dwarfed a baneblade reduce armour thicker than we are tall to scraps barely larger than a bolt shell. I saw lances of cold energies raze mountains. If we are Angels, then we are bare shadows of wraiths of glimmers of what the Emperor may put to work against his enemies."

    • @brandonmidkiff8200
      @brandonmidkiff8200 Год назад +49

      Big E: "Puts things into context, doesn't it?"

    • @delta8989
      @delta8989 Год назад +31

      “And it was fucking awesome”

    • @amirhaikal6672
      @amirhaikal6672 Год назад +32

      @@brandonmidkiff8200 Magnus: I suddenly feels... Small. And I don't know how to feel about it.

    • @brandonmidkiff8200
      @brandonmidkiff8200 Год назад +27

      @@amirhaikal6672 Big E: "You'll get used to it. Besides, you're shorter than most of your brothers anyhow."

    • @ConfusedGuardsman
      @ConfusedGuardsman Год назад +20

      ​@Brandon Midkiff THAT IS ENTIRELY MY CHOICE AND YOU KNOW IT!

  • @Psychoangel-d23
    @Psychoangel-d23 3 года назад +2664

    Ah yes the titans. Imperiums way of saying "Fuck around and find out!".

    • @mixtape9123
      @mixtape9123 3 года назад +157

      Xenos when they hear the warhorn: Say sike right now!

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 3 года назад +145

      The Imperiums way of saying “use a gun, and if that don’t work, use more gun.”

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 3 года назад +97

      Titans, the ultimate 'screw you' of the Imperium in ground battle

    • @sreckocuvalo8110
      @sreckocuvalo8110 3 года назад +43

      Pay your bills fucko.

    • @arnantphongsatha7906
      @arnantphongsatha7906 3 года назад +32

      @@sreckocuvalo8110 How much does a warp transmission cost anyway?

  • @thetau4866
    @thetau4866 3 года назад +2431

    "RISE FROM YOUR TRENCHES AND JOIN ITS ASSAULT!"
    Such a powerful line

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 3 года назад +59

      That part always sends a chill down my spine. Such an epic ending

    • @CT-Polski
      @CT-Polski 3 года назад +13

      Too true

    • @primachpepe8597
      @primachpepe8597 3 года назад +26

      Agreed I get shivers when I hear it, much like any good Krieger

    • @TheLordofFury
      @TheLordofFury 3 года назад +19

      GAURDSMEN! AFIX BAYONETS!

    • @comradecommissar8223
      @comradecommissar8223 3 года назад +11

      I will see you all on the other side. If not here. Then in the Emperors hall's.

  • @ordo_draigo_assault_ham
    @ordo_draigo_assault_ham 2 года назад +1511

    "Dad, I don't wanna go to church."
    _"THEN CHURCH SHALL COME TO YOU, HERETIC!"_

    • @andrewthongchunhoong2328
      @andrewthongchunhoong2328 Год назад +72

      It's all fun in games for the aliens invading us in the future(maybe idk) until our churches start rising

    • @Some_Random_Viewer
      @Some_Random_Viewer 6 дней назад

      IF YOU BELIEVE IN THE CHAOS GODS
      BY THE EMPEROR YOU SHALL BE GRANTED THE EMPERORS MERCY

  • @sanguiniusse434
    @sanguiniusse434 3 года назад +1406

    "You still don't get it, do you heretic? I was never holding the line, I was holding you. I am the steel chains of the Emperor's will, binding you to this rock so you might await his judgment. And if you look to the horizon, you will see it has come. Kill me, break your bounds, it makes no difference now. The Titans are here."

    • @jexiagalleta4712
      @jexiagalleta4712 3 года назад +108

      That is something I could see being said in universe, well done

    • @dovahwolf1397
      @dovahwolf1397 3 года назад +38

      That just Beautiful

    • @LemonRush7777
      @LemonRush7777 3 года назад +51

      Sounds like a final act of defiance from an about to be defeated Commissar.

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 3 года назад +43

      “And with them, your doom marches.”

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 3 года назад +25

      “Yeah about that. That horizon they’re coming from? It’s right over a-“
      *a cacophonous crash is heard as one of the titan’s legs sinks DEEP into the ground. The behemoth stumbles and crashes into one of its fellows. This starts a domino effect that results in the entire Legion stuck in a massive pile of tangled titan*
      “-underground cave complex. Gravity 1, Giant Impractical Machines 0”

  • @LAV-III
    @LAV-III 3 года назад +573

    “I have fought as a god fights!
    I am Imperius Dictatio!
    kneel before me and beg for your lives!”

    • @hatter3555
      @hatter3555 3 года назад +63

      "Beg for your lives... maybe your gods will hear your CRY"
      *STOMP*

    • @MythicFrost
      @MythicFrost 3 года назад +16

      I have fought as a God fights.
      I am Imperius Dictatio.
      Kneel before me and beg for you lives!

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 3 года назад +2

      @@MythicFrost right that’s how it went, thanks

    • @MythicFrost
      @MythicFrost 3 года назад +4

      @@SirCandyMint Titan (Graphic Novel Series) by Dan Abnett

    • @dalamarwren424
      @dalamarwren424 3 года назад +1

      I will have glory! And the enemy will have DEATH!

  • @BrotherGS
    @BrotherGS 3 года назад +4379

    -Do you see that city?
    - Yes sir
    -I dont want to.
    - Understood sir

    • @regretfulpixel7737
      @regretfulpixel7737 3 года назад +243

      When the Emperor sees a city blocking his favourite sunset

    • @ДжексонДиринг
      @ДжексонДиринг 3 года назад +85

      Its enough to make a primaris reinforcement cry

    • @BrotherGS
      @BrotherGS 3 года назад +47

      @@ДжексонДиринг I mean, YOU'RE enough to make a primaris reinforcement look small

    • @ДжексонДиринг
      @ДжексонДиринг 3 года назад +26

      @@BrotherGS thank you honored battle brother

    • @Legitpenguins99
      @Legitpenguins99 3 года назад +62

      "Its existence offends me, destroy it" -Reclusiarch Grimaldus of the Black Templers

  • @schizosamurai8840
    @schizosamurai8840 3 года назад +2110

    "It is by the Emperor's will we come to your aid, but make no mistake fleshbags, it is the might of Mars that executes it."
    - That techpriest, probably

    • @majormelon7898
      @majormelon7898 3 года назад +128

      I could actually see one of them saying that

    • @WombatDave
      @WombatDave 3 года назад +88

      @@majormelon7898 Am techpriest, can confirm.

    • @andrejpokorny2565
      @andrejpokorny2565 3 года назад +54

      If instead of Mars you say Omnisia then I would 100% agree.

    • @idkusernameeggatron4652
      @idkusernameeggatron4652 3 года назад +18

      @@andrejpokorny2565 that causes confusion cause the emperor is the omisiah

    • @saintbrodee8021
      @saintbrodee8021 3 года назад +56

      @@idkusernameeggatron4652 Yes and no.
      The AdMech have a sort of Trinity going. The Machine God, The Omnissiah, and the Motive Force.
      The Machine God is the sum of all wisdom and knowledge, by its grace are things known.
      The Omnissiah is the pinnacle of Human knowledge, wisdom, and basically the Machine God given flesh. The Emperor is this to most of the AdMech.
      The Motive Force is the thing that fuels all of life and creation, the simple transfer of electrons from something to something else. A simple process, but one that drives everything ever. It is through it that the Machine God works.
      There are several different sects that see the Emperor as THE Omnissiah, but there are also quite a few that don't see him as the only Omnissiah (like how there are multiple buddahs.) Or believe that the Omnissah isn't the Emperor.

  • @herobrineharry7698
    @herobrineharry7698 3 года назад +405

    “This oath we give in blood and deed: the gods of war shall walk, and death shall follow with us!”

  • @williammiller4768
    @williammiller4768 3 года назад +225

    Titan: “Struggle and fight. It makes no difference.
    I am undeniable. Like the future itself I am unstoppable. It moves forwards always as I move. Every second an earthquake. Every heartbeat a cannon blast. Lift your heads and bear a terrible truth.
    No one can battle the Dawn.”

  • @deptusmechanikus7362
    @deptusmechanikus7362 3 года назад +360

    You honor our Titans with your great works, voxhailer. These sonic frequencies please Omnissiah

    • @CT-Polski
      @CT-Polski 3 года назад +5

      And I honor all of the Imperium

    • @Sillybilly8899
      @Sillybilly8899 3 года назад +8

      I LIkE tOaSTErrrrr

    • @C0ldD1rective
      @C0ldD1rective 3 года назад +1

      @@Sillybilly8899 Have you ever tried microwaves?

    • @Bake-kurijra
      @Bake-kurijra 3 года назад

      Yes but can your titans fight off me thunder king : the lightingstrick kaiju I could destroy any warhammer Titan and then the emperor then Tara will be main so get ready imperium of man a true god is coming

  • @Dragunov212
    @Dragunov212 3 года назад +3242

    When you're a Traitor Guardsman on a world that just rebelled and suddenly the cathedrals on the horizon start walking at you

    • @phsycotater3608
      @phsycotater3608 3 года назад +132

      why do I hear boss music?

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 3 года назад +61

      I'd shoot myself and save me the trouble

    • @piratekingthaszar7912
      @piratekingthaszar7912 3 года назад +92

      Immediately shoot my CO who thought it was a good idea to "pull a Krieg."

    • @enklavegeneral9077
      @enklavegeneral9077 3 года назад +41

      Artillerie you see this church because i dont want

    • @klortikterra4423
      @klortikterra4423 3 года назад +51

      @@enklavegeneral9077 HA! you think a febil shell will break the hull of this titan?

  • @Morec0
    @Morec0 3 года назад +292

    For some reason, the line "Guns and bolts and ancient lore" is the most pumping phrase I've ever heard.

    • @sebdaniel4029
      @sebdaniel4029 2 года назад +2

      Yeah same !!!

    • @yeetusskeetus6527
      @yeetusskeetus6527 Год назад +23

      Cogs and bolts and ancient lore*

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 Год назад +6

      @@yeetusskeetus6527 oh?
      Mmmmm, gonna keep hearing it my way.

  • @alexdagaziev5608
    @alexdagaziev5608 3 года назад +701

    AVE COLLEGIA TITANICA!
    FOR THE OMNISSIAH!!!
    **Mechanical chanting intensifies**

    • @DrMussex
      @DrMussex 3 года назад +18

      ave deus Mechanicus

    • @hatter3555
      @hatter3555 3 года назад +27

      I heard you have gods on your side...
      *SO I BROUGHT GOD ENGINES OF WAR*

    • @fenrir7432
      @fenrir7432 3 года назад +7

      FOR THE OMNISSIAH

    • @Skylerraemhild
      @Skylerraemhild 3 года назад +8

      *TOASTER F^CKING INTENSIFIES*

    • @dragonfangalexander
      @dragonfangalexander 3 года назад

      DEUS EST MACHINA!

  • @bowenorcutt78
    @bowenorcutt78 3 года назад +695

    "Xenos detected on Imperium soil. Lethal force engaged! Chances of defeat... ZERO PERCENT!"

    • @BlackDeath22341
      @BlackDeath22341 3 года назад +106

      "The Emperor's will is NON NEGOTIABLE. Hersey is the very definition of FAILURE."

    • @aggelosSlipKnoTRKO
      @aggelosSlipKnoTRKO 3 года назад +95

      "DEATH is a preferable alternative to heresy."

    • @arcangellord5372
      @arcangellord5372 3 года назад +58

      "heresy detected on imperial soil. Lethal force engaged."

    • @arcangellord5372
      @arcangellord5372 3 года назад +52

      "Mission: the destruction of any and all xenos forces."

    • @theenigma8683
      @theenigma8683 3 года назад +41

      The legend of Imperius Prime

  • @CT-Clone
    @CT-Clone 3 года назад +118

    This may be irrevelant, but what i absolutely love about the Imperium songs is that in the majority, there is always two prominent sounds in the background. Bells and organs. It really reflects just how much the Imperium focuses on religion and that belief in the Emperor and Omnissiah keeps them going

    • @Bill.Papadakis
      @Bill.Papadakis 3 года назад +1

      yea,altho the emperor had all religions banned before the horus herecy and he didnt want humanity to look upon him as a god,because you know....where there is belief on gods,occult and so on,there is belief in demons,and so chaos can take place

    • @Roosauec
      @Roosauec 9 месяцев назад

      ​​​​@@Bill.Papadakisthere is actually a chaos God of disbelief. His name is Necoho. The Emperor's plan would have failed.

  • @themightyalpaca313
    @themightyalpaca313 3 года назад +4348

    Chaos Champion : “I HAVE AN ARMY!!!”
    Archmagos : *Casually leans against previously unseen Warmonger Titan* “Your statement shall be corrected; you had an army”

    • @thekingmoose8004
      @thekingmoose8004 3 года назад +283

      CREEEED!!!!!

    • @monsterhiddenfromthesun210
      @monsterhiddenfromthesun210 3 года назад +290

      No its,
      *Sounds of a barrage of Heavy Bolter Shells hitting.*
      "You HAD. An army, Heretic."

    • @wiggitywackwack
      @wiggitywackwack 3 года назад +201

      @@monsterhiddenfromthesun210
      Chaos Champion: I HAVE AN ARMY!
      Sounds of heavy barrage
      Arch-Magos: really? where?

    • @haxavage156
      @haxavage156 3 года назад +147

      Heretic: “OUR ARMY IS INVINCIBLE”
      Techpriest: “Warmonger I don’t want to see that mountain of heretics”
      BOOM BOOM BOOM
      Techpreist: ah I love the smell of decaying biomass

    • @PandaWolf525
      @PandaWolf525 3 года назад +115

      Ya that’s always the thing. How the fuck do Titans and the such seem to just show up out of nowhere and everyone is surprised by the enemy having one?
      How the fuck do you not notice the 50meter-250meter tall machine of death moving toward the battlefield.

  • @theomnissiah-9120
    @theomnissiah-9120 3 года назад +272

    I love the chant style of this song it really feels something that could be used in universe

    • @seamussmyth1928
      @seamussmyth1928 3 года назад

      Pls change profile pic
      Is not what omnisiah looks like

    • @theomnissiah-9120
      @theomnissiah-9120 3 года назад +6

      @@seamussmyth1928 are you sure about that?

    • @seamussmyth1928
      @seamussmyth1928 3 года назад +3

      @@theomnissiah-9120 please don't spit your *_FUCKING TECH HERESY_* towards me please

    • @theomnissiah-9120
      @theomnissiah-9120 3 года назад +7

      @@seamussmyth1928 I’m the fuck mothering Omnissiah and I declare You a tech heretic

    • @seamussmyth1928
      @seamussmyth1928 3 года назад +3

      @@theomnissiah-9120 nah mate the omnisiah is like a toaster or something? Idk you're wrong and a heretic and green and dumb

  • @TheGreatThicc
    @TheGreatThicc 3 года назад +135

    As the guy who likes to use the heavy gear in any game, be it tanks, walkers, or even heavy armour with a tower shield or a machine gun, this is officially the theme song of my life.

  • @matad1917
    @matad1917 3 года назад +793

    A friendly reminder from adeptus mechanicus: standing under a titan that is about to fire may cause severe burns, deafness, blindness and death.

    • @BenjaminBK
      @BenjaminBK 3 года назад +89

      Because flesh is weak. But we can fix that. new ears, new eyes, maybe a bolter attached to your shoulder, so you can fire another bolter while you fire your bolter for the omnissiah

    • @dim-flower
      @dim-flower 3 года назад +57

      @@BenjaminBK remember, Bolter rounds are stored in the balls

    • @C0ldD1rective
      @C0ldD1rective 3 года назад +16

      *worth it*

    • @deathkorpofkrieg6768
      @deathkorpofkrieg6768 3 года назад +6

      @@C0ldD1rective brother

    • @C0ldD1rective
      @C0ldD1rective 3 года назад +5

      @@deathkorpofkrieg6768 Komeraden

  • @owenwilliams9746
    @owenwilliams9746 3 года назад +233

    "HARDEN YOUR HEARTS AND STEEL YOURSELVES!!" got me frothing at the mouth with divine fury

  • @robertb-k8267
    @robertb-k8267 3 года назад +453

    Chaos Baneblade: "HA, YOU ONLY HAVE SOME GUARDSMEN AND A CHURCH!!"
    Tech-priest: "Oh really? Look again."

    • @RakRescue
      @RakRescue 3 года назад +51

      The church stands up and turns to the heretic and over the vox you hear " correct we have some guardsman and a church that is an emperor class titan "

    • @Doomerbro99
      @Doomerbro99 2 года назад +6

      and then chaos has their own titans.

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 Год назад +7

      @@Doomerbro99 They have no Emperor class titans left. They had to sacrifice the only ones that turned traitor during the Horus Heresy itself.

    • @Doomerbro99
      @Doomerbro99 Год назад +7

      @@Nempo13 what your smoking? They do have emperor titans..

    • @squirt2384
      @squirt2384 Год назад +7

      ​@@Nempo13 yeah they have them but they're the rarest shit there might have been 1 at cadia out of hundreds of traitor God engines.

  • @elijahnajera5425
    @elijahnajera5425 3 года назад +1953

    Traitor marine: "Tremble in fear for you face the wrath of the Powers!"
    *The techpriest stays calm angering the marine, causing him pull a bolter to his head. But he doesn't flinch. It's then the ground trembles beneath them and then the priest choses to speak.*
    Techpriest: "No, it is you who shall tremble, for the Omnisia walks among us."

    • @hatter3555
      @hatter3555 3 года назад +177

      I just see this techpriest DABING in front of the traitor marine just to spite him - after that line

    • @shadowwolf7535
      @shadowwolf7535 3 года назад +141

      @@hatter3555 ah yes, the techpriest’s ancient tradition of flexing on their foes

    • @hatter3555
      @hatter3555 3 года назад +178

      @@shadowwolf7535
      Well - yes
      Arc Rifles
      Gauss Guns
      Imperial Knights
      Titans
      The ARK MECHANICUS (150-100-50 km)
      Adeptus Mechanicus is litearly saying:
      "Imperium of Man have the biggest DICK in this galaxy... *and we are IT* "

    • @dovahwolf1397
      @dovahwolf1397 3 года назад +61

      @@hatter3555 that explain that toaster fucking

    • @hatter3555
      @hatter3555 3 года назад +77

      @@dovahwolf1397
      ...
      I want to hate your comment
      ...
      But i hate my on blindness to this hidden pun more...
      Good one sir - here is your like

  • @EyeKracker83
    @EyeKracker83 3 года назад +269

    Reactor - Online
    Sensors - Online
    Weapons - Online
    All Systems Nominal, Ready for Combat.

    • @TheRitari85
      @TheRitari85 3 года назад +13

      Princeps: "Engage the enemy."

    • @WombatDave
      @WombatDave 3 года назад +2

      I can hear this.

    • @reapershadow2966
      @reapershadow2966 3 года назад +1

      reminds me of that dubset song called anhillate or smtg

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 3 года назад +3

      Machine spirit - Engraged

    • @Aim54Delta
      @Aim54Delta 3 года назад +7

      House Steiner approves.

  • @danielsnow4989
    @danielsnow4989 3 года назад +190

    As a Texan, I just want to say that this song helped me get through the Week of Frost we just endured.
    Thank you, Stringstorm.

  • @whiskeyjade4076
    @whiskeyjade4076 3 года назад +416

    *Well, I guess it's time to try to build a Titan In space engineers now.*

    • @regretfulpixel7737
      @regretfulpixel7737 3 года назад +41

      If you actually make it post it on RUclips, reddit or something please

    • @karmy8170
      @karmy8170 3 года назад +26

      Please do I would like to see this

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 3 года назад +24

      Arch Magos Jade, may the Omnisiah bless you and your machines.

    • @thedyingmeme6
      @thedyingmeme6 3 года назад +5

      Dude please

    • @ablacktemplar1971
      @ablacktemplar1971 3 года назад +6

      Do it

  • @nickathanas1898
    @nickathanas1898 3 года назад +2181

    Why Titans?
    Because practical ways of waging war are boring

    • @kenshy10
      @kenshy10 3 года назад +163

      I mean. You're not wrong.
      If 40k were realistic they would just use tanks, treaded tanks not the hover tanks they got. Yes I know they have both treaded tanks and hover tanks my point is hover tanks are just as impractical as titans are.

    • @williamabel8485
      @williamabel8485 3 года назад +108

      @@kenshy10 depends. On uneven terrain walkers like the titans would be more maneuverable.

    • @nickathanas1898
      @nickathanas1898 3 года назад +67

      @@williamabel8485 Maybe but it would be a logistical nightmare getting them in and out of the battlefield

    • @kenshy10
      @kenshy10 3 года назад +104

      @@williamabel8485 yeah I know believe me I want giant robots too but engineers got us beat on this one. I think we will still get them because actual humanity is know for making stupid cool things it just wont be an effective weapons platform. Power armor will definitely be a thing but that's not the same as a giant robot.

    • @quicke5486
      @quicke5486 3 года назад +65

      @@nickathanas1898 Oh yeah, Titans are extremely difficult to supply even in the lore that is why they are rarely ever even used, and if they are its usually Warhound Scout Titans, and even then during the Taros Campaign when the T'au destroyed a Warhound they pulled back the Legio due to that though it also cause they were promised that the T'au had no weapons that could counter the Legio.

  • @rayanderson5797
    @rayanderson5797 3 года назад +122

    "Statement: Me and _this_ army."
    -that techpriest.

    • @regretfulpixel7737
      @regretfulpixel7737 3 года назад +11

      "statement 2: the enemy *had* an army"

    • @Ashley-the-fox
      @Ashley-the-fox Год назад +2

      I can't help but imagine that with the voice HK47

  • @xyzinryfinski8581
    @xyzinryfinski8581 3 года назад +578

    I was wondering when you'd drop another masterpiece.
    In one day, i get an awesome Krieg aniamtion and titan song.
    This day gets better and better.

    • @sifthead7720
      @sifthead7720 3 года назад +9

      Which krieg animation

    • @MarqFJA87
      @MarqFJA87 3 года назад +8

      @@sifthead7720 I want to know as well.

    • @malcho1234
      @malcho1234 3 года назад +11

      You can't just mention an awesome Krieg animation and not link it!

    • @dim-flower
      @dim-flower 3 года назад +6

      @@sifthead7720 yes

    • @javierorueta
      @javierorueta 3 года назад +16

      @@sifthead7720 ruclips.net/video/hmv9YA2pS-g/видео.html&ab_channel=AbsolutelyNothing i think this is it

  • @funybirbman3813
    @funybirbman3813 3 года назад +710

    Everybody gangsta until Notre Dame stands up

    • @shadowstep1375
      @shadowstep1375 3 года назад +18

      I mean sure until you realize that a flamer works miracles.

    • @Meshakhad
      @Meshakhad 3 года назад +68

      Movie idea: Earth is being invaded by demons. All hope seems lost. Man cries out in desperation, praying for salvation. Then, one by one, Earth's great centers of worship rise up as titans. Notre Dame. The Duomo. The Hagia Sophia. The Dome of the Rock. The Sagrada Familia. Meenakshi Temple. The Old-New Synagogue. The Temple of Tikal.

    • @manofironthathasntturnedcr9817
      @manofironthathasntturnedcr9817 3 года назад +4

      I would mind that. After all, it is going to crush the city i live in, and i don’t want that.

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 3 года назад +26

      @@Meshakhad that is metal enough to get an atheist’s approval.

    • @requiemlul3140
      @requiemlul3140 3 года назад +13

      *The whole fucking Vatican city stands up as the biggest Titan ever*

  • @anonguy772
    @anonguy772 3 года назад +113

    "The Emperor's light drives us forth
    And the Titans of God shall end this war!"
    This whole song was awesome but for me personally that line hit like a meteor, damn

  • @IDK-fi8hr
    @IDK-fi8hr 3 года назад +667

    God-Machine: *exists*
    Enemies of mankind: *doesn't*

    • @BEDA333
      @BEDA333 3 года назад +7

      This Is very underrated

    • @manofironthathasntturnedcr9817
      @manofironthathasntturnedcr9817 3 года назад +3

      You forgot anymore

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 3 года назад +4

      Tiger Shark AX-1-0: *exists*
      Titans: *nervous sweating*

    • @Doomerbro99
      @Doomerbro99 3 года назад +4

      *laughs in necron aeonic orb*

    • @ASNS117Zero
      @ASNS117Zero 3 года назад +3

      @@Doomerbro99 *Laughs in billions of Necron Scarab Swarms*

  • @swordbrethrenmordred1230
    @swordbrethrenmordred1230 3 года назад +547

    Chaplain Grimaldus, standing infront of an Emperor-Titan on Armageddon: "Now listen here you little sh!t."

  • @iainballas
    @iainballas 3 года назад +193

    "Father, why do we have to go to church?"
    "Because if we do not, church will come to us."
    -Some forge world peasants probably.

  • @sicor94
    @sicor94 3 года назад +5805

    In a rare case of imperial common sense, they dont use depressed teenagers to drive their god-machines.

    • @vukanwantshugz5341
      @vukanwantshugz5341 3 года назад +672

      Wich Is still sad of you think about It, Shinji is probably the one with less mental issues, impressive for a protagonist

    • @irondragon1785
      @irondragon1785 3 года назад +619

      Who needs depressed teens when everyone is depressed and or wants to kill the enemies of man?

    • @sicor94
      @sicor94 3 года назад +876

      @@irondragon1785 How can one be depressed when theres xenos and heretics to purge?

    • @liamblack1558
      @liamblack1558 3 года назад +497

      @@sicor94 faith does cure depression after all.

    • @aquilaignis7286
      @aquilaignis7286 3 года назад +452

      @@irondragon1785 how can one be depressed when the light of the Emperor light their way ?

  • @omegaalpha-th8mf
    @omegaalpha-th8mf 3 года назад +574

    imagine a chaos space marine just chilling and then this music starts playing behind them turn around a titan apears right behind them "CREEEEDDD!!!" (to bad he got trazyned"

    • @slimek20
      @slimek20 3 года назад +24

      bad? he would've died, in Glory of God-Emperor but still dead, this way he survives and he might even be freed from stasis should Trazyn consider that necessary and worth it

    • @omegaalpha-th8mf
      @omegaalpha-th8mf 3 года назад +9

      @@slimek20 i dont know if trazyen is keeping around a primarch and he is not going to bring him out dont see why he would bring creed out.

    • @slimek20
      @slimek20 3 года назад +16

      @@omegaalpha-th8mf because Creed is worth less to the collection than a Primarch? Also it might just be a basically perfect copy of a traitor and Necrons don't really like Chaos and Imperium doesn't really like Traitor Primarchs (even if they are uncorrupted) so there is higher probability of Trazyn releasing Creed if the galaxy needs an Imperial Tactical Genius to survive

    • @TheVladdracula1
      @TheVladdracula1 3 года назад +6

      @@omegaalpha-th8mf I heard its been confirmed that its not a primarch but a custodes

    • @slimek20
      @slimek20 3 года назад +12

      @@TheVladdracula1 the baroque armour? that's a Custodes, yeah.
      But he also has an uncorrupted clone of Fulgrim that Fabius Bile gave him.

  • @kingq1741
    @kingq1741 3 года назад +55

    "And the Titans of God shall end this War"
    I got f*cking Goosebumps when that part came, absolutely amazing

  • @imperialfist2304
    @imperialfist2304 3 года назад +172

    WE WALK IN YOUR DEFENSE SONS OF THE EMPEROR. MAY THE EMPEROR HAVE MERCY UPON THESE TRAITORS, FOR WE, THE TITANS OF THE COLLEGIA TITANICA WILL NOT. BLESSED BE THE OMNISSIAH.

    • @jrex0522
      @jrex0522 3 года назад +6

      oh great adeptus astartes, mighty imperial fist, do you have any words of advise in defence for a mere man such as i? i have trenches, pillboxes made of caramite, walls, and artillery, but the commissar wishes for a better defence, and i believe that the emperor's shields themselves know best
      sincerely ~ a humble guardsman

    • @rebeccaschroder3000
      @rebeccaschroder3000 3 года назад +3

      @@jrex0522 greetings imperial
      I might be a heretic But here is some advice
      Ceremite boxes are a blessing, trust me on this
      -sincerely a helpful plague marine

    • @jrex0522
      @jrex0522 3 года назад +3

      @@rebeccaschroder3000 i'll be sure to keep hand sanitizer in it just for you
      ~sincerely a guardsman

    • @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
      @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 2 года назад

      Wrong coordinates! _WRONG COORDINATES!_

    • @patrickbicking4933
      @patrickbicking4933 Год назад

      @@jrex0522 fortify this position.

  • @malekiththeeternityking5433
    @malekiththeeternityking5433 3 года назад +4722

    Everybody gangsta until the church starts moving

  • @zohan90210
    @zohan90210 3 года назад +2311

    titans are the perfect embodiment of 40k. they are impractical, expensive, ridiculously OP and loved by all.
    edit: completely forgot about this comment and am surprised to see the likes and comments for something fueled by no small amount of ethanol.

    • @Kotoy1
      @Kotoy1 2 года назад +165

      They are not that impractical in- universe, given they have shielding technologies.

    • @TheGreatThicc
      @TheGreatThicc Год назад +163

      @@Kotoy1 a Warlord Titan weighs 2,500 tons, the Baneblade weighs 319 tons. In terms of raw material you could build 7.8 Baneblades per Warlord and Baneblades are far faster to create, more Forge Worlds are capable of making them, and they can do something no Titan can: they can hide to lay an ambush.

    • @TheGreatThicc
      @TheGreatThicc Год назад +56

      @servermeta4995 dense forests with camo netting, amongst the ruins of a bombed out hive city, sitting in a trench in a hull-down position. Basicallly the ways we hide tanks today but you'd have to amp it out a bit considering it is essentially an apartment on treads.
      Hell of a lot easier than trying to conceal the 17 metre Warhound

    • @surgereactor8680
      @surgereactor8680 Год назад +18

      @servermeta4995 8 meters tall, 13.8 meters in length and 7 (if I remember correctly) wide

    • @surgereactor8680
      @surgereactor8680 Год назад +50

      @@TheGreatThiccwarhammer 40k is known because the called guerrilla warfare and meat grinder warfare, no one is going to put a fcking baneblade in a hyper dense forest firstly because : probably that’s a death world like of catachan (if you don’t know what is catachan read the lore), only the eldar or custodes have agile tanks. A Warlord, Reaver or whatever existing titan are used against heretics in openfields (no man’s land) because the Mechanicus has let them in a 2-3 year-taking discussion.

  • @MusingSprite3045
    @MusingSprite3045 3 года назад +100

    The Techpriest in the middle is singing this while the Titans march up behind him.
    The Xenos are already running away, but can still hear the song getting louder.

  • @kiesarisunny13
    @kiesarisunny13 3 года назад +435

    I love how everyone's reaction to Humans making Titans was to just make their own, and Chaos ones just have more spikes and skulls

    • @viscera_atrocity
      @viscera_atrocity 3 года назад +102

      To be fair, Chaos Titans are Imperial Titans, just fallen to Chaos. And everything that falls to Chaos gains extra spikes.

    •  3 года назад +15

      @@viscera_atrocity Its part of the welcome basket.

    • @Dragonspirit223
      @Dragonspirit223 3 года назад +31

      @ Unless your Alpha Legion, in which case apparently half of them are just paper mache.

    • @shadowstep1375
      @shadowstep1375 3 года назад +7

      @@viscera_atrocity Don't let an idk get their hands on one. The spikes would actually be used.

    • @Grubnar
      @Grubnar 3 года назад +29

      I am pretty sure it was only the Orkz that started making Titans, or Gargants as they like to call them, just because humans had them.
      The Necrons used flying pyramids, or whatever they came up with.
      The Eldar had their own Titans long before humans came into existence.
      The Tau, despite loving their walkers, seem to prefer flyers when designing super-heavy warmachines.
      And Chaos never had anything of Titan scale, at least in real-space, before the Horus Heresy when Imperial titans joined.
      Maybe it could be said that Tyranids "evolved" their Bio-Titans as a response to imperial Titans, but we have no way of knowing if that is true or if they already had the DNA for them before they arrived in our galaxy.

  • @ben5707
    @ben5707 3 года назад +107

    This is less of a song and more of a CHANT. And I'm strangely okay with that.

  • @samirrokush4355
    @samirrokush4355 3 года назад +67

    When i heard "AND THE TITANS OF GOD SHALL END THIS WAR!" i started to pray the Omnissiah.
    Amazing work. As always.

  • @ladywaffle2210
    @ladywaffle2210 3 года назад +242

    Go big, or go home.
    That's why the Titan Legions are never held in reserve.

    • @LucasSantos-si4nd
      @LucasSantos-si4nd 3 года назад +10

      Exactly

    • @ultramarinescaptain3840
      @ultramarinescaptain3840 3 года назад +9

      Better to apply the exact amount of force to ensure death of an enemy, rather then only apply enough to supposedly kill it. Even if the former is seen as overkill.

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 3 года назад +6

      @@ultramarinescaptain3840 No such thing as overkill, dead is dead.

    • @cjmarion6350
      @cjmarion6350 2 года назад +2

      @@Nempo13 aint no kill like overkill

    • @ultramarinescaptain3840
      @ultramarinescaptain3840 2 года назад +4

      @@BuilderB08 True.

  • @theclone4800
    @theclone4800 3 года назад +97

    “The bodies around us stink of the dead” Idk why but that line sends shivers down my spine, the delivery is amazing.

    • @carlospomares3225
      @carlospomares3225 3 года назад +5

      I just imagine a Titan walking over thousands if not millions of corpses...

  • @variousnumber891
    @variousnumber891 3 года назад +656

    As a Guardsman near to a Titan Legion, your biggest issue isn't the God Machine trampling you, but the Princeps deafening you with his chosen Hymnal blasting at the greatest volume.
    Emperor Bless those who have lost their hearing to this song.

    • @swordbrethrenmordred1230
      @swordbrethrenmordred1230 3 года назад +43

      The real problem is the fact that the shockwaves or the heat (depending on loadout) of the mainweapons is enough to kill unprotected humans in the near vacinity.

    • @hatter3555
      @hatter3555 3 года назад +25

      Those who can hear - cant hear HERESY
      But also orders
      What is heresy
      Soo...

    • @Ra.vanZon
      @Ra.vanZon 3 года назад +6

      @@swordbrethrenmordred1230 yea in forges of mars the discharge of a plasma weapon just flattens a entire training hall, the heatwave killing lots of guardsman and skitarii all around bad times

    • @theomnissiah-9120
      @theomnissiah-9120 3 года назад +24

      I believe it’s mentioned somewhere that titan warhorns can literally peel the skin of people

    • @the_protectorof_smols3563
      @the_protectorof_smols3563 3 года назад +2

      @@theomnissiah-9120 wat

  • @randomredpyro164
    @randomredpyro164 3 года назад +6221

    To all the people who say titans are impractical, you forget the mere intimidation factor of a walking mountain sized church covered in guns

    •  3 года назад +292

      I know I would void my bowels at the sight of a massive walking cathedral with guns bigger than my entire suburb

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 3 года назад +891

      and the fact it has giant void sheilds so it isnt felled immediatly be artillery bombardment like most humanoid giant robots would

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 3 года назад +603

      They also forget that if you put enough faith into something for long enough it will come true in a way or another. So the titan works cuz the admechs say so

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 3 года назад +248

      @@bloodangel19 that only works for the orks but belif can make things stronger but unless its orks it cant substitute for engeeniering whihc the mechnicus also have in spades along side faith

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 3 года назад +310

      @@wilmagregg3131 yes, but to a smaller extent it works for everyone. The orks just do it better. I might have oversimplefied tho

  • @Vanq22114
    @Vanq22114 2 года назад +27

    I remember hearing a quote from an Imperial Guardsman that was standing beneath a titan when it fired. She said that just one firing of its guns was enough to temporarily deafen the entire platoon.

  • @multidimensionalcenturion9863
    @multidimensionalcenturion9863 3 года назад +549

    To those who say tau have better mechs I ask this one question. They the size of a mountain though?

    • @werhnerd2773
      @werhnerd2773 3 года назад +17

      I'd rather have Tau sized Titans since they are big but not too big to be a horrible target to shoot.

    • @multidimensionalcenturion9863
      @multidimensionalcenturion9863 3 года назад +88

      @@werhnerd2773 "pulls out bolter pistol" better say sike right now

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 3 года назад +75

      @@werhnerd2773 *charged power fist* Sorry say again?

    • @werhnerd2773
      @werhnerd2773 3 года назад +6

      @@imperialfist2304 So how many biased as fuck Imperium of Man fan boys are there again?

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 3 года назад +78

      @@werhnerd2773 It’s not biased if it’s right like it’s not genocide it’s pesticide.

  • @xyzinryfinski8581
    @xyzinryfinski8581 3 года назад +3291

    > Be a tau commander.
    >Imperial forces have been pushed back last few days.
    > Suddenly you hear a cheer from imperial lines and a war horn.
    > Start wondering why that church seems to be walking towards you.

    • @failedexperiment9073
      @failedexperiment9073 3 года назад +123

      > Realize yo have AX-1-0s and move on to something that is an actual problem.

    • @daytenanderson3898
      @daytenanderson3898 3 года назад +437

      > Die anyways because you're literally outnumbered 1,000 to 1 and if the Titans are here, Space Marines have arrived too.

    • @gergokerekes4550
      @gergokerekes4550 3 года назад +181

      @@failedexperiment9073 damocles crusade says otherwise buddy.

    • @velphidrow
      @velphidrow 3 года назад +139

      @@failedexperiment9073 fucking what? Nothing the Tau have is taking a fucking Warlord on

    • @schizosamurai8840
      @schizosamurai8840 3 года назад +179

      @@velphidrow
      The tau slapped a rail rifle on a bomber and it can kill titans somehow.
      The one case when it happened, it was just a warhound titan, but still.
      The admech withdrew titans from tau battle lines afterwards.
      Yes, it is absolutely retarded, but I guess it's one way of explaining how a titan legion haven't wiped the tau yet, shame it's not something more...creative.

  • @VivaldinNova
    @VivaldinNova 3 года назад +42

    The virgin Chaos Space Marine legions
    Vs
    The *Chad Tech-Priest blessing a walking church with guns*

  • @magnoliaeclair7822
    @magnoliaeclair7822 3 года назад +665

    Say, you guyd ever wonder if thr imperial palace is actually a titan?

    • @Taistelukalkkuna
      @Taistelukalkkuna 3 года назад +295

      You need to ask Dorn, since he is curently reinstalling the Palace.

    • @angieulaka
      @angieulaka 3 года назад +206

      Did speculate on that.. Just as Everything seems to be going to double-shit, we hear the sound of a thousand lighthouses screaming in rage, and the Custodes scramble to put pants on as the palace transforms to Robot mode.

    • @krzysiekknop4414
      @krzysiekknop4414 3 года назад +96

      @@Taistelukalkkuna dont worry we will ask him after Corvus is ther he needs his infiltration experties after all

    • @ultramarinescaptain3840
      @ultramarinescaptain3840 3 года назад +22

      Wait... huh?

    • @ultramarinescaptain3840
      @ultramarinescaptain3840 3 года назад +61

      @@angieulaka Custodes! ROLL OUT!

  • @dietrich5119
    @dietrich5119 3 года назад +261

    Ah yes, the Titans of the Mechanicus, best part of 40k, imo.

    • @hatter3555
      @hatter3555 3 года назад +27

      Yes...
      They have Psy-Titans too
      So - a Titan - that have psyker battery
      That have aura of fear soo strong it can litearly scare of the population of whole planet (if not even space marine)
      Can warp teleport
      And shoot heresy from big guns...
      Yes
      If a mountain size machine is not enought - just add warp fuckery to it - to make it better
      WH40K logic - ladies and gentelmen

    • @AHunDread
      @AHunDread 3 года назад +10

      ​@@hatter3555 nothing to see here, just a casual walking mountain with guns disappearing and reappearing from here to o'er there.

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 3 года назад +4

      My childhood fantasy is fulfilled

    • @gabrieldiehl1068
      @gabrieldiehl1068 3 года назад +4

      @@hatter3555 truly a gift from the omnissiah

    • @hatter3555
      @hatter3555 3 года назад +3

      @Harrison Viksush
      Heretic (in panic)
      "Where did it go?"
      (Low growl just behind his back)
      *RIGHT BEHIND YOU*

  • @gamepunks4896
    @gamepunks4896 3 года назад +24

    There are only two forms of force in the galaxy.
    Overwhelming and not enough.
    Deus est machina.

  • @ДжексонДиринг
    @ДжексонДиринг 3 года назад +259

    *chaos baneblade * shoots titans foot*
    Titan *guys hold on I think I stubbed my toe

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 3 года назад +66

      I once saw a Chaos Baneblade crushed under the foot of a Titan. The Titan suffered scuffed armor, and an Engiseer later questioned the Machine Spirit if it had stepped on a particularly-sharp boulder.

    • @haxavage156
      @haxavage156 3 года назад +17

      (punts baneblade)

    • @mutants2346
      @mutants2346 3 года назад +9

      @@haxavage156 now I want an animation of that.

    • @ДжексонДиринг
      @ДжексонДиринг 3 года назад +11

      So recently on tabletop I learned that if you disable a tank a titan is allowed to FUCKING throw it. Rip my guardsmen

    • @Grubnar
      @Grubnar 3 года назад +6

      Chaos tank: **Shots titan's leg**
      Titan: **Stops**
      Titan: **Slowly rotates to aim weapons**
      Chaos tank: "Oh, shi..."

  • @belthamalplays2855
    @belthamalplays2855 3 года назад +42

    "The Ground tremble every other heart beat … the sound echoed louder with each beat, and haunted your soul as if doom was approaching … and then I saw it towering in the sky, still miles away. The fear and awe one felt was indescribable. I can only image the sheer terror our enemy felt when they beheld the sight of the Emperor Titan."

  • @gentelmenpootis1208
    @gentelmenpootis1208 3 года назад +75

    I know this comment will be lost under comments like behold my stuff and so forth, but as a newbie to wh40k lore titan no mattre the size, will always bring something in my inner child. Big collosal machines witn no war application, fireing whatever they have at there disposal, fighting ork war machines or tyranids monsters, those machines will always answer the call to war and no matter the cost will win the war.

  • @malakimphoros2164
    @malakimphoros2164 3 года назад +308

    Now I want a Titan. But I also want both my kidneys.

    • @rebeccaschroder3000
      @rebeccaschroder3000 3 года назад +59

      Kidneys are temporary
      *BUT THE WARLORD TITAN IS FOREVER!*
      p.s buy the adeptus titanicus ones they are really good models

    • @bannawithamic2018
      @bannawithamic2018 3 года назад +16

      Your gonna need more than kidneys to afford a Titan buddy

    • @cogboyofmars1575
      @cogboyofmars1575 3 года назад +10

      I couldn't afford a titan, per say in my army, points or dollar wise, so I compromised and got a knight crusader.

    • @malakimphoros2164
      @malakimphoros2164 3 года назад +7

      @@bannawithamic2018 'll settle for a 3d printer

    • @Ialsowriteandread0291
      @Ialsowriteandread0291 3 года назад +1

      Play adeptus titanicus

  • @rabenschnabel3072
    @rabenschnabel3072 3 года назад +228

    We'd been in the trenches for years and the war still never came to an end. We had been pushed back almost to the city walls, but the gates were not opened to us. I just sat in a corner, shivering and praying, struck by the lasgun of one of the emperor unfaithful. The Chaos Space Marines stormed out of their trenches in one final violent assault destined to obliterate us and our last, weak stand before the gates. But then, the emperor send help. From the skies came not the emperor´s angels. He didn´t even bothered with these right now. He had sent the complete hell to us. The whole battlefield got endulged in plasmafire, bullets and the crys of pain from the heretics, merely seconds after the titan touched the ground. It dind´t even needed one day to complete, what we had tried to do for over a decade.And so, the heretics were finally purged...
    ...from this world, at least. We got messaged that the inquisition would arrive, to take and train the survivors to get special anti-chaos-forces. An honor to be sure.
    Sorry for any mistakes, im from germany and can´t speak english

    • @8vantor8
      @8vantor8 3 года назад +14

      I am a native speaker and I still get it wrong at lest 10 times per day.
      don't feel bad.

    • @insertedgynamehere
      @insertedgynamehere 3 года назад +11

      How to tell someone isn't a native English speaker: They have perfect grammar, and still apologize for messing up.

    • @alricmalicorne321
      @alricmalicorne321 2 года назад +7

      @@insertedgynamehere When Germans apologize for not speaking a language very well, they mean they speak it better than you.

    • @arctrooper9403
      @arctrooper9403 Год назад

      Nice

  • @konstantinschmitz3209
    @konstantinschmitz3209 3 года назад +90

    I don't like the techpriest in that picture. His smug aura mocks me.

    • @C0ldD1rective
      @C0ldD1rective 3 года назад +4

      I would imagine the following lines "BEHOLD, MEATBAGS, THE TRUE POWER OF THE OMNISIAH AND HIS TOASTERS. FACE THY DESTRUCTION AT THE CANNONS OF A GOD-ENGINE"

    • @abrahamsher
      @abrahamsher 3 года назад +3

      "Access for enemy victory...DENIED"

  • @THESIXTHEGG
    @THESIXTHEGG 3 года назад +56

    I was NOT expecting this to be this good.
    Obligatory:
    *TODAY, WE WALK*

  • @julianbraunbeck7632
    @julianbraunbeck7632 3 года назад +170

    "I have a Titan, your argument is invalid"

    • @marchereve3280
      @marchereve3280 3 года назад +9

      You cannot make argument of you stop existing at molecullar level

    • @KelebMoonDancer
      @KelebMoonDancer 3 года назад +3

      @@marchereve3280 Too bad titans have void shields uh?

    • @marchereve3280
      @marchereve3280 3 года назад +6

      @@KelebMoonDancer... I was speaking to the Now non existet xeno

    • @kommisaryeltsin2781
      @kommisaryeltsin2781 3 года назад +11

      "i'm in a titan and you are not" "also you are not my dad"

    • @Dragonspirit223
      @Dragonspirit223 3 года назад +6

      @@kommisaryeltsin2781 Get out of the Titan
      Your not my dad
      Get out of the Titan I am your dad
      Your not my dad
      I am your dad, get out of the Titan
      I'm in a Titan and your not

  • @wither5673
    @wither5673 Год назад +28

    ''titans are impractical'' its not about practicality, its about *SENDING A MESEGE*

    • @Noorthia
      @Noorthia 10 месяцев назад +1

      you can't send a message it seems

  • @0100001101001110
    @0100001101001110 3 года назад +234

    "And to those from behind, advance to its call
    Rise from your trenches and join its assault"
    From your friendly Enginseer, please don't actually do this. If we're sending the holy Titans, just... keep your head down.

    • @cogboyofmars1575
      @cogboyofmars1575 3 года назад +43

      Titanic feet easily crush meat bags. Kindly stay in your mud holes while we fix the problem.

    • @marchereve3280
      @marchereve3280 3 года назад +35

      *Krieg dislike that*

    • @Bill.Papadakis
      @Bill.Papadakis 3 года назад +37

      @@marchereve3280 *Kriegers commisar has an accident with his bayonet in his skull,so now all the kriegers are free to affix and charge the enemy while the titan is shooting*
      -oh,and without stopping the artillery

    • @megan00b8
      @megan00b8 3 года назад +9

      @@cogboyofmars1575 As if that wasn't enough the shockwaves and/or heat of some titan armaments will literally kill guardsmen standing too close.

    • @gagehoskins1166
      @gagehoskins1166 Год назад

      Coward! Men, give the titans a wide berth and charge! These bastards won’t know what to fear more when they see us with that Titan!

  • @kalinangelove2297
    @kalinangelove2297 3 года назад +783

    Loki: I have an army.
    The avengers: we have a hulk.
    The CogBois: We have a big shooty toaster, that is also a church.

    • @DedMan28
      @DedMan28 3 года назад +37

      And it's sentient, too.

    • @lucasbeck1391
      @lucasbeck1391 3 года назад +33

      @@DedMan28 partially
      True abominable intelligence is tech heresy

    • @legion4902
      @legion4902 3 года назад +29

      @@lucasbeck1391 Titans have gone berserk completely of their own volition before. The machine spirits in titans are very powerful, sometimes overtaking the pilot's will.

    • @lucasbeck1391
      @lucasbeck1391 3 года назад +12

      @@legion4902 I'm aware but it's still not true sentience or it would be destroyed

    • @DZ-1987
      @DZ-1987 3 года назад +10

      Da Orkboyz: Wez got stompas!

  • @zachelkins1229
    @zachelkins1229 3 года назад +48

    Remember titans do not wage war, they walk.

  • @anomynousanomynous7067
    @anomynousanomynous7067 3 года назад +427

    Sweet - although I've got to say, I personally prefer the really character driven songs - I guess that's why rylanor's stand works so well.
    You should totally do some Horus Heresy stuff, I'd love to see something like Argel Tal or Alpharius vs Dorn in one of your songs!

    • @bowenorcutt78
      @bowenorcutt78 3 года назад +31

      Or better yet, Ferrus Manus versus that prissy prick. Or BETTER yet, just the whole Drop Site Massacre.

    • @joperhop
      @joperhop 3 года назад +6

      @@bowenorcutt78 Nah, do someone from a good legion, only good iron hands is a headless one anyway!

    • @inasapostle13thapostleofthe12
      @inasapostle13thapostleofthe12 3 года назад +29

      Honestly as much as I like this song, Rylanor's Last Stand has literally engraved itself in my skull.
      I have been unable to get the song out of my head for the last six months......
      (Listening to it daily probably didnt help)
      In other words, I strongly agree!

    • @Dreamhaxor
      @Dreamhaxor 3 года назад +3

      >Alpharius vs Dorn
      that got retconned, now it was omegon vs dorn and it was part of alpharius's keikaku doori

    • @salvagedude625
      @salvagedude625 3 года назад +8

      ​@@bowenorcutt78 I'm pretty sure Atrocity is the drop site massacre. It's pretty good. Also, to original poster, any Alpha Legion by StringStorm would be amazing.

  • @Fen_Wolf
    @Fen_Wolf 3 года назад +47

    Our boy Stringstorm dropped a song on one of my favorite things about Warhammer40k.

    •  3 года назад +4

      Or a massive trench appears where your army once stood after firing a Hellstorm cannon

    • @marchereve3280
      @marchereve3280 3 года назад +2

      Thèse heretick think mobility is worth the badassery

  • @mastermindisaac4083
    @mastermindisaac4083 3 года назад +65

    THIS is why I cant explain my taste in music to anybody.....

    • @C0ldD1rective
      @C0ldD1rective 3 года назад +7

      "What music do you enjoy?"
      *nervous laughter*

    • @natzo89
      @natzo89 3 года назад +17

      @@C0ldD1rective religious music.

    • @captainvanghn
      @captainvanghn 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@natzo89only the most religious of music

  • @Chickenlegs145
    @Chickenlegs145 3 года назад +20

    “Cogs and bolts and ancient lore!”
    By the Emperor, that part is where things get so good.

  • @rameelanundoo2889
    @rameelanundoo2889 3 года назад +39

    Today, my puppy died.So thank you for all your hard work you put, it helped me a lot through that horrible event.

  • @blazingbl2gamingop794
    @blazingbl2gamingop794 3 года назад +49

    Imperial Guardsmen: "My God smiles upon me Heretic. Can you say the same?"

  • @greatkhan393
    @greatkhan393 3 года назад +42

    *hell yeah*
    truly a majestic song befitting the god-machines of war

  • @pablotomasllodra4423
    @pablotomasllodra4423 2 года назад +18

    "Chicks dig giant robots." Tucker, Guardsman of the Blood Gulch Regiment

  • @isaacdalziel5772
    @isaacdalziel5772 4 месяца назад +17

    That techpriest has just had his entire life's faith fully validated.
    Everyone seeing a titan must become a true believer.

  • @nostalgicsparrow4169
    @nostalgicsparrow4169 3 года назад +95

    Tau commander: " its okay, titans do not exist they can't hurt you "
    *sudden titan squad*
    Tau commander: "oh FFFUUU..." *erased by said titans*

    • @osloomortan9571
      @osloomortan9571 Год назад

      Tau, in fact, prefer fighting titans than swarm types enemies. They have all kind of fighting techniques against single powerful foe, on the opposite the tiranids hit them so hard it.
      Im not even speaking of the fw tau titan, just railgun in general, tau have railgun for every things from anti-infantry to anti-battle-barge.

  • @BR4IN1N4J4R
    @BR4IN1N4J4R 2 года назад +36

    As someone collecting Imperial Knights, I feel a kinship to this. Yes, I'm not building a "true" God Machine, but damn if they aren't awesome!

    • @bestnameever1850
      @bestnameever1850 10 месяцев назад

      Same brother only problem is im a dirty heretic so the god empeoer MMM i dont know about that

    • @BR4IN1N4J4R
      @BR4IN1N4J4R 10 месяцев назад

      @@bestnameever1850 don't you worry. Despite my Knightly Values, I've been known to Renegade a few times

  • @sirflapfla97
    @sirflapfla97 2 года назад +20

    The sheer power of this song is amazing

  • @corrosgamingyt9673
    @corrosgamingyt9673 3 года назад +16

    Cogs and Bolts and Ancient Lore was my favorite part

  • @lottiewasheresomewhere
    @lottiewasheresomewhere 3 года назад +15

    I'm shaking and crying the Omnissiah really blessed us.

  • @MrGoalman96
    @MrGoalman96 Год назад +9

    Whoever did the key moments I salute you sir
    COGS AND BOLTS AND ANCIENT LOOOORE

  • @The_Lurker
    @The_Lurker 3 года назад +70

    Anybody else remember "Mech-warrior Battle Tech" the tabletop game?

    •  3 года назад +7

      You mean "Micro Titans" the tabletop game?

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 3 года назад +9

      Forget that, anyone remember the old mechwarrior games? Dat shit was fire lol.

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 3 года назад +4

      Still play both, son.

    • @WombatDave
      @WombatDave 3 года назад +4

      First tabletop game I ever played.

    • @codyarcher3263
      @codyarcher3263 3 года назад +3

      Far as I'm aware it's still alive to some extent.

  • @franciosdeaeruiu7555
    @franciosdeaeruiu7555 3 года назад +22

    "Its guns leave nothing but gore" considering the size and power of a titans guns im not sure there be any gore left

  • @NagaSadow97
    @NagaSadow97 Год назад +14

    "The Emperor's light drives us forth
    And the Titans of God shall end this war!"
    "Its cannons burst like sun in its wake
    Woe to our foes as everything quakes"
    "Let its mighty cannons sing in jubilant praise
    as it brings upon the end of their days"
    Still the best 40k song out there.

  • @marchereve3280
    @marchereve3280 3 года назад +227

    ... I AM ALREADY SAVED !
    *the skitari cry out to the filhy xenos Who comme near to end his service*
    ... FOR THE MACHINE...
    *the ground shook and the warfog dissipate ... Tension rise upon the battefield*
    ... IS IMMORTAL !
    *à face of metal with eyes of plasma make itself visible and with a mighty warhorn seal the fate of the ennemis of man*

    • @aquilaignis7286
      @aquilaignis7286 3 года назад +8

      gloire a l'Omnissiah !!

    • @hatter3555
      @hatter3555 3 года назад +11

      *Even in death i serve the Omnissaiah*

    • @Ra.vanZon
      @Ra.vanZon 3 года назад +18

      This would make an amazing animated short. A lone skitarii on the ground with an enemy standing over him.
      No one will save you
      *Tremble*
      I AM ALREADY SAVED...
      *Tremble*
      FOR THE MACHINE...
      *Tremble*
      IS IMMORTAL...
      *Warhorn blares*
      Titans emerge from the fog

    • @marchereve3280
      @marchereve3280 3 года назад +6

      @@Ra.vanZon your goddam right brother

    • @Alarak_
      @Alarak_ 3 года назад +3

      @@aquilaignis7286 Gloire à l'Omnimessie !

  • @ornu01
    @ornu01 3 года назад +91

    The God-Machines bring purgation upon the unclean!

  • @spiritvdc5109
    @spiritvdc5109 3 года назад +8

    I love how the tempo of this song rises and accelerates until the final crescendo, it really gives the feel of titan legio approaching from the distance and getting closer, its footsteps get louder, then war-horns blare and guns ignite as it passes overhead and the entire army around you rallies to its advance