HORRIBLE HISTORIES - The Axe Factor

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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2009
  • This from my favorite series: Horrible Histories. Got this one from the Horrible Histories game on the bbc website.
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  • @rexana
    @rexana 13 лет назад +111

    "This is the Noose at Ten... and this is the person who wrote that joke."

  • @Apus_Gaming69
    @Apus_Gaming69 3 года назад +103

    The noose joke is probably the best joke in the show, IMO.

    • @tearfulblondie
      @tearfulblondie 2 года назад

      Please can you explain it

    • @Apus_Gaming69
      @Apus_Gaming69 2 года назад +7

      @@tearfulblondie Well, it's parodying the X-Factor, as well as the 7'o clock news, the 9'o clock news and the news at 10, BBC news reports/report time slots. It is also such a lame joke, the joke-writer got killed over it.

    • @TomFynn
      @TomFynn Год назад +1

      I freely admit I only got the joke when it was on the nine o'clock noose.

  • @seahawk124
    @seahawk124 14 лет назад +102

    "This is the noose at ten."
    So awful of a joke, is actually good!

    • @spyjack69
      @spyjack69 2 года назад +6

      “And this is the person who wrote that joke”
      Nice self insulting horrible histories

  • @the21stturtle
    @the21stturtle 13 лет назад +52

    "this is the 7:00 noose, this is the 9:00 noose, and this, is the noose at 10...and this is the person who wrote that joke" LOL

    • @ShockerzGaming
      @ShockerzGaming 11 месяцев назад

      I don't get it, can u explain

  • @AlexPaes26
    @AlexPaes26 14 лет назад +33

    one of the only childrens shows i will happily watch on tv. Noose at 10 part really cracked me up

  • @danthewatcher9681
    @danthewatcher9681 3 года назад +20

    "I've go the axe and you don't!" Solid argument :)

  • @bubb95
    @bubb95 14 лет назад +24

    When asked why he wanted the job, the reply really should have been "I like working with people"

  • @Gavin17259
    @Gavin17259 13 лет назад +22

    "And this is the person who wrote that joke" lol

  • @misssupercookie2011
    @misssupercookie2011 13 лет назад +13

    'What makes ou think you should get this job?'
    'I've got the axe and you haven't'

  • @Gavin17259
    @Gavin17259 13 лет назад +8

    "...and this is the person that wrote that joke." lol

  • @cronicsmoke1
    @cronicsmoke1 13 лет назад +15

    too old to laugh at this? haha dont be daft i'm 28 and i love it :) they won an award at the British comedy awards - deservedly so too. funny and educational. need more shows like this

  • @LesMisCatsGirl
    @LesMisCatsGirl 13 лет назад +8

    And THIS is the Noose at Ten!! XD

  • @staceyjizzaine
    @staceyjizzaine 12 лет назад +9

    When Matt hops off it reminds me of those vultures on the Robin Hood cartoon!! lol

  • @Bloodshotshatterbone
    @Bloodshotshatterbone 13 лет назад +8

    Lol I was laughing soooo hard at the end XD

  • @TheHannarrgh
    @TheHannarrgh 13 лет назад +5

    This is one of the best ones :)

  • @BridMaireadSara123
    @BridMaireadSara123 11 лет назад +3

    "good point, welcome to the tower"

  • @ultimateSpagety
    @ultimateSpagety 14 лет назад +3

    I can't help being reminded of Nearly-headless Nick

  • @shmeepie
    @shmeepie 12 лет назад +2

    It's a pun on the word 'news'. So there's the 7 o'clock news, the 9 o'clock news, and the news at 10.

  • @LutzDerLurch
    @LutzDerLurch 12 лет назад +5

    @BrionyCoote well, as with all Crafts and Skills, mishaps happen sometimes. And actually the Axe was far mor reliable on average then the Sword, as the Axe had much more Weight and Momentum. The Sword was reserved to Noblemen, as a Sign of Status, but beheading with a Sword took much more Skill.

  • @Guineapig108
    @Guineapig108 11 лет назад +6

    That is 100% accu-rat! I agree with you so much! There should be a petition!

  • @bvzd1
    @bvzd1 13 лет назад +4

    so i'm 18.....this series is incredible

  • @ivannagy28
    @ivannagy28 13 лет назад +4

    horrible histories is so funny!i love it!

  • @EditorOfSL
    @EditorOfSL 12 лет назад +2

    I love the way people's limbs fall off in HH just because someone hits them with a weapon; it's so bad it's good!

  • @ShatteredxSpiritx
    @ShatteredxSpiritx 13 лет назад +5

    I

  • @Mojosbigstick
    @Mojosbigstick 13 лет назад +2

    I'm too old to laugh at that - but it's genuinley funny!

  • @floridarocks567
    @floridarocks567 13 лет назад +3

    I think in every History lesson, instead of looking at books and listening to the teacher and all that, they should just play horrible histories for the whole lesson. That way we'll also be learning about different periods of time all at once instead of just one. Thumbs up if you agree? :)

    • @ravenscarlettanis13
      @ravenscarlettanis13 8 месяцев назад

      100% agree! I learned way more from Horrible Histories than actual history lessons

    • @Meshakhad
      @Meshakhad 6 месяцев назад

      I've used Horrible Histories clips during my lessons!

  • @benji0093
    @benji0093 11 лет назад +1

    good point, welcome to the town!

  • @cronicsmoke1
    @cronicsmoke1 13 лет назад +2

    @the21stturtle yea they won the bafta i think, and some childrens bafta awards as well. yea they defo deserve it :) it's a great show

  • @JackOLantern011
    @JackOLantern011 13 лет назад +3

    i now officially am going to be going to sign up as a public executioner.... plus, i've got the ax and you have'nt

  • @musiccat13
    @musiccat13 12 лет назад +2

    @weniswarrior666
    "the noose at ten"
    "the news at ten"
    XD

  • @ArieVisker
    @ArieVisker 11 лет назад +1

    good point, welcome to the tower....

  • @HorribleHistories23
    @HorribleHistories23 12 лет назад +1

    Lol Mat's hopping at 1:05

  • @BerryTrekkin
    @BerryTrekkin 12 лет назад +1

    @athenaloca It's a play on words. They say noose instead of news. So you have the 7 o'clock or 9 o'clock news, and the infamous "news at ten". It's a very cheesy joke, but those are the best kinds :P

  • @Yahoodoraze
    @Yahoodoraze 11 лет назад +2

    Hey ... That's the same place that Dick Turpin got hanged (in the highway man song) xD

  • @PRT95
    @PRT95 29 дней назад

    The noose joke is the best one in the whole series (Six Idiots run).

  • @TomFynn
    @TomFynn Год назад +1

    They should make "The Axe Factor" for real. You know? Cutting edge TV.

  • @tinyfliped
    @tinyfliped 13 лет назад +1

    Well I've got the axe...and you havn't... AHHHHHHHHH

  • @wiktoriaczaja3126
    @wiktoriaczaja3126 12 лет назад +1

    Lol that was funny when the person was chasing the guj with the axe

  • @teamnoob52
    @teamnoob52 11 лет назад +1

    This is just like Monty Python!

  • @gubban2
    @gubban2 13 лет назад +1

    @BrionyCoote yesyes, we all admire you very much for showing off like that!

  • @nekem89
    @nekem89 11 лет назад +1

    The name alone will attract some people from a certain forum :P.

  • @treblemaker21
    @treblemaker21 13 лет назад +1

    @Vault101Reject well as said in Blaizing Saddles, "No noose is good noose!"

  • @Guineapig108
    @Guineapig108 11 лет назад +2

    This is way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way better than The X Factor :D

  • @Shibbi11
    @Shibbi11 13 лет назад

    Noose at ten! lol!

  • @Lotto15719
    @Lotto15719 14 лет назад +1

    Why do you think you should have this job?
    Well, I've got the axe and you haven't
    Good point welcome to the Tower

  • @EldritchMecha
    @EldritchMecha 13 лет назад +1

    @BrionyCoote sort of like nearly headless nick from the harry potter series

  • @whowantsabighug
    @whowantsabighug 14 лет назад +1

    Spoiler: "This is the noose at 10, and THIS is the person who wrote that joke."

  • @PandoricaThe
    @PandoricaThe 14 лет назад +1

    so funny when yer woman threw up on the stuff.

  • @floridarocks567
    @floridarocks567 13 лет назад +1

    @cronicsmoke1 Yeh and Jim won a Bafta for himself as well! :)

  • @DbzWWE2010
    @DbzWWE2010 13 лет назад +1

    @jonasarmstrongmad yep, definitely! i've actually learnt more here in this show than i've learnt in boring school lool :)

  • @frances2308
    @frances2308 14 лет назад +1

    @fredman334 was that Viking song the one that went "literally"?

  • @lucah1824
    @lucah1824 11 лет назад

    This is the noose at ten!

  • @merlia98
    @merlia98 10 лет назад +1

    aCurat

  • @Bayntonette49
    @Bayntonette49 12 лет назад +1

    @ScatteredSands I was about to post a comment saying this exact thing, but you beat me to it...

  • @benji0093
    @benji0093 11 лет назад +1

    ok! cool! have a good life:)

  • @tenseman08
    @tenseman08 13 лет назад

    horrible histories > the history channel

  • @Wessel1271
    @Wessel1271 12 лет назад

    noose- Gallows-Murder

  • @Myhistory123
    @Myhistory123 14 лет назад

    BAD PUNS!!!!!!!!!

  • @Inkyminkyzizwoz
    @Inkyminkyzizwoz 10 лет назад

    acCuratE

  • @Appleangel1
    @Appleangel1 14 лет назад

    @cheesemeister2010 yeah, i know

  • @the21stturtle
    @the21stturtle 13 лет назад +1

    @cronicsmoke1
    Did they really? Well they deserve it don't they? They're really funny!

  • @nolab143691
    @nolab143691 12 лет назад

    @SilverAssassin1347 it was a honer you first start as a jailer and work your way up to the job

  • @colinstephenson1972
    @colinstephenson1972 11 лет назад

    100 percent arurat

  • @gracedesign25
    @gracedesign25 11 лет назад

    noose @ ten. great joke!

  • @claymationproblems
    @claymationproblems 11 лет назад

    Mats ankles are so skinny!!!!!

  • @lydiabo2118
    @lydiabo2118 13 лет назад

    youch!!!!!!!

  • @drhill35
    @drhill35 12 лет назад

    LOL

  • @philessexuk
    @philessexuk 13 лет назад

    @BrionyCoote yeah almost everytime an axe was used they have to whack the neck dozens of times lol how awful

  • @Jetsbff
    @Jetsbff 14 лет назад

    GO BEN WILLBOND

  • @jpowner58
    @jpowner58 10 лет назад

    Well i got an axe and you havnt
    Good point welcome to the town AGHHHHH

  • @IvanAgram
    @IvanAgram 11 лет назад

    it's tower :)

  • @kittycat3170
    @kittycat3170 11 лет назад

    Well I've got the ax and u don't

  • @dburke351
    @dburke351 11 лет назад

    1:05 looks so freaky!!!!!!!!

  • @Lotto15719
    @Lotto15719 14 лет назад

    @ultimateSpagety I know, I am too. It's really annoying.

  • @marouskylove
    @marouskylove 12 лет назад

    BAMOOSE

  • @streetspy15
    @streetspy15 12 лет назад

    $ money $

  • @ParrotPink1
    @ParrotPink1 12 лет назад

    I got the axe and you haven't
    :D

  • @avab4661
    @avab4661 10 лет назад

    Greusom

  • @weniswarrior666
    @weniswarrior666 12 лет назад

    can someone please explain the joke. I don't really get it. the one about the nooses to be specific.

    • @livtube6145
      @livtube6145 3 года назад

      In the UK we have the 6 o'clock news , 7 o'clock news and the news at 10 plus the writer who came up with that awfully but good joke who we brits put on the real chopping block.

  • @ParrotPink1
    @ParrotPink1 12 лет назад

    I got the axe and u haven't.

  • @Daidan011
    @Daidan011 12 лет назад

    Hi

  • @lesternesterenco3957
    @lesternesterenco3957 11 лет назад

    Aw crap. I wanted to say that.

  • @marclawson4713
    @marclawson4713 11 лет назад

    Aghhhhhhhhh

  • @weniswarrior666
    @weniswarrior666 12 лет назад

    oh...god that's a really terrible joke.

  • @angeldemon89
    @angeldemon89 13 лет назад

    nessun italiano vorrebbe vedere la maionchi in qst video??? strano XD

  • @ladythalia
    @ladythalia 13 лет назад

    I never knew Tudor England and modern day Saudi-Arabia had the same fashionable headgear;-) And both just as scary and repulsive...