I listened to this song for the first time today on our Christian station KVNE 89.5. I drive a delivery truck and had to stop what I was doing because I was laughing so hard! Thanks Tim! Many blessings to you and your gift from our Lord!
I applaud the person that took this video on his phone. When Tim did that part of not being a normal person, I would have done more than shake the phone in laughter. I would have dropped the darn thing.
One of the funniest songs ever! He extols the virtues of yoga pants so vividly that I half feel like I need to own some. At least I'll be comfortable in my yoga pants while I'm fighting the legal battle to get my man card back..........YOGA PANTS
I didn’t think Tim Hawkins was funny at all…until week later after I watched his specials and I was doubled over lol 😂 yoga pants is now my favorite song 😂😂😂
Me and my siblings are homeschooled and I died laughing cause my little brother came in when I was watching this and was like look a feather and me being me was like oh you should go make it a quil ( I can't spell) and he was like yeah!!!!
Me and a girl on my track team always say this then i was wondering why she started so i looked up the video and was laughing so hard then we got everyone(including guys) to where them to a meet
Honestly, I'm trying to understand why anyone would give this a thumbs down. Either you're pissed because he didn't use the word "fuck" in his comedy or you don't have a single ounce of humor in your body.
ten hour version (must have) btw I was homeschooled never stepped foot in a public school (fun fact: I did have chickens growing up so did many of my homeschooling friends so he speaks truth lol)
lyrics of the video and song: aright, i have a little song right here; you guys wanna hear the dumbest song i ever wrote 😅 (yes!) some people is like: “oo is gonna get dumb now? 😀” some are like: “oh this aint gonna be cool, is is gonna be dumb 🙂” “let me write that with my cool pen 😌, i mean chicken feather 😅” ‘🐓’ ok, dumbest song ever 😂, this is just a little slice of it, ok here we go: (song part) starts playing guitar or whatever* my wife was out of town for 3 days, to visit her mom, i was supposed to cook and clean while she was gone 😢 somehow she never buckles, under all the demands i had to know her secret, i had to understand 🤨 well i thought it might be coffee but it gives her the shakes 😗 it might be soap operas but she says “its too fake.” its not the car she drives, or what she puts in her hair i realized its got to be something that she wears; yoga pants. she wears then all day; yoga pants, hmm. at work and at play; yoga pants, hmm whats all the fuss? what makes them so special that keeps them on bus? well any normal person, would leave it alone but im not a normal person, no body was home 😍 my wife was out of town, the children were outside, i went into the bedroom and decided i would try; yoga pants. hmm, so stretchy and thin 😮 yoga pants. hmm, feels like my own skin 🥹 yoga pants. hmm, where you been all my life?! 🥲 i’ve never done yoga, but it makes me wanna try 😫 yoga pants. oOo 🥹, so soft and so sleek🎉 yoga pants. OoO 🥲, fe ls good on my cHeEkS 😩 yoga pants. OOO 😫😫😫😫, these are the best 😂❤ if you’re waiting for a video, dont hold your breath, yoga pants 😂 Yoga 🥴 (song ends)
"They feel good on my cheeks!"... I was going to say I bet they feel good too, but as a Christian man I'm to refrain from looking in that general area :/ ....I mostly fail lol
***** Respect sister! Keep your body safe for your future mate, then when you're both 'revealed' in the bedroom, then you are permitted to have your eyes pop out. lul
Alright, can anyone please explain the part about not holding your breath. I still don't get it but the song was funny tho especially the guy not being normal and nobody being at home.
A kid at my school sang this song for the talent show. Now we randomly say "yoga pants" and start cracking up.
Lol
I must
It like
You: .....pft....YOGA PANTS....
Everyone including me: Pfttttt.....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
@@Ashley-jy6vp YES
I listened to this song for the first time today on our Christian station KVNE 89.5. I drive a delivery truck and had to stop what I was doing because I was laughing so hard! Thanks Tim! Many blessings to you and your gift from our Lord!
"But I'm not a normal person and nobody was home ..."
Me
me
Best line in the song. Also my life motto.
Me when my mom leaves: geyfdifdshvihcrdbcuhgjbfhvfdbvkhg💀💀💀👁👄👁😝😝😝🎉🎉🎉🍺🍺😀😀😀🤦🏻♀️🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😀😀😀😀🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@@PhucPham-pt8go I had a stroke and then died of cringe
I keep watching and rewatching his videos and I realize every time a bit more how talented and charismatic he is
I applaud the person that took this video on his phone. When Tim did that part of not being a normal person, I would have done more than shake the phone in laughter. I would have dropped the darn thing.
Underrated comment.
As a homeschooler I think his "offensive" homeschooler jokes are hilarious!
Becca Clark Same! I'm homeschooled too!
+Becca Clark Me too lol
Me too :-)
Lol. I'm online schooled. Same thing as homeschooled, but online.
Becca Clark I'm homeschooled too!!!! And when people make funny stereotypes of jokes I love it!!! Because 99% of the time it's really funny.
One of the funniest songs ever! He extols the virtues of yoga pants so vividly that I half feel like I need to own some. At least I'll be comfortable in my yoga pants while I'm fighting the legal battle to get my man card back..........YOGA PANTS
Saw a random short and now I'm here. I regret nothing.
Same dude I love this dude
"any normal person woulda leave it alone, but I'm not a normal person and nobody was home" lol!!! 😆
Best line.
IF YOU’RE WAITING FOR A VIDEO, DON’T HOLD YOUR BREATH!
ROFL! 🤣
Me and my wife laughed until we cried. I couldn’t breath I laughed so hard. 😅😂🤣😆
When he said 'I've never done yoga but it makes me wanna try', he should've just said 'I've never done yoga. But neither has my wife'
1:36 BAHAHAHA BEST PART!!!
I my favorite COMEDIAN EVER!!!!
His BEST song. Makes me laugh every time.
Finally someone who commented in 2022
@@NightEagle. 2023.
It's gotten to the point to where I can lip sync this. 😂😂😂
Samantha Parris sameeeeee
Oh my gosh sameee
Same 😂
Still laughing at this in 2023. Thank you Tim
And in 2024!
“I’m not a normal person and nobody was home.” Haha
If it's so stupid then why am I laughing so hard? Wait, don't answer that.
Was made in 2014 and I'm listing in 2024. ITS BEEN TEN YEARS BOYSS
I've listened to this song so many times
Any normal person would leave it alone,but I'm not a normal person and nobody was home HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! XD
g franks You think thats funny? Look up one of Tim Hawkins tweet songs with John Crist! They reference this song!
Job Lopez me though
Faximumgirl5 bookworm
Hi again......
That's me
For me you got a like from a every person who's commented.
This is the best version he's done! I love this one SOOOOO much!!!
*this is funny because it's so accurate, 90% truth, 10% hyperbole*
I wear them daily, everything he said is true. When I sent my friends this, they decided that they would call me "Albedo's Yoga Pants." Lol
this man is a genius
STILL makes me laugh....who knew yoga pants could be so dadgum funny?
He speaks the truth about yoga pants
This is so funny!! I wear yoga pants under my skirts when I am working or just playing around
Can I give more than one thumbs up? 👍🏼 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Yes. Yes I can! 😂 laughed till I cried! Thank you!!!
This is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This man is a nut job, plus he can play the guitar.
1:50 the funniest part XD
1:45 you won’t regret this lol 😂
We listened to this on a day when I was sick but when I returned to school they showed me this and I went XD
I didn’t think Tim Hawkins was funny at all…until week later after I watched his specials and I was doubled over lol 😂 yoga pants is now my favorite song 😂😂😂
Well any normal person would leave it alone, but i'm not a normal person and nobody was home!!!!
Men love Yoga pants hehehehe......the chicken quill pen with homeschoolers sooo damn funny!
*FEELS LIKE MY OWN SKIN*
THIS
IS
MY
FAVORITE
SONGS
Lol love it I always just randomly say yoga pants to my friends and they have no idea what I'm talking about
have you showed them
this
my favorite part too!!
i just heard this song going to wallmart i almost peed in the car i love this song
2:19 is the best part ever!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Him and John Crist need to do a tour together!! I would pay to see this😂👌
Me and my siblings are homeschooled and I died laughing cause my little brother came in when I was watching this and was like look a feather and me being me was like oh you should go make it a quil ( I can't spell) and he was like yeah!!!!
You got "quill" almost right. You just need to add another "l".
Me and a girl on my track team always say this then i was wondering why she started so i looked up the video and was laughing so hard then we got everyone(including guys) to where them to a meet
You can see the regret he has for writing this song in the first 3/4ths of the video, followed by acceptance, and then embracement.
The yoga pants OooHoO Got Me Dying💀
Honestly, I'm trying to understand why anyone would give this a thumbs down. Either you're pissed because he didn't use the word "fuck" in his comedy or you don't have a single ounce of humor in your body.
The 174 people who disliked this don’t know good Christian comedy 😂😂😂
Still here in 2022
ten hour version (must have) btw I was homeschooled never stepped foot in a public school (fun fact: I did have chickens growing up so did many of my homeschooling friends so he speaks truth lol)
lyrics of the video and song:
aright, i have a little song right here;
you guys wanna hear the dumbest song i ever wrote 😅
(yes!)
some people is like: “oo is gonna get dumb now? 😀”
some are like: “oh this aint gonna be cool, is is gonna be dumb 🙂”
“let me write that with my cool pen 😌, i mean chicken feather 😅”
‘🐓’
ok, dumbest song ever 😂, this is just a little slice of it, ok here we go:
(song part)
starts playing guitar or whatever*
my wife was out of town for 3 days, to visit her mom,
i was supposed to cook and clean while she was gone 😢
somehow she never buckles, under all the demands
i had to know her secret, i had to understand 🤨
well i thought it might be coffee but it gives her the shakes 😗
it might be soap operas but she says “its too fake.”
its not the car she drives, or what she puts in her hair
i realized its got to be something that she wears; yoga pants.
she wears then all day; yoga pants, hmm.
at work and at play; yoga pants, hmm
whats all the fuss?
what makes them so special that keeps them on bus?
well any normal person, would leave it alone
but im not a normal person, no body was home 😍
my wife was out of town, the children were outside, i went into the bedroom and decided i would try; yoga pants. hmm,
so stretchy and thin 😮
yoga pants. hmm, feels like my own skin 🥹
yoga pants. hmm, where you been all my life?! 🥲
i’ve never done yoga, but it makes me wanna try 😫
yoga pants. oOo 🥹, so soft and so sleek🎉
yoga pants. OoO 🥲, fe ls good on my cHeEkS 😩
yoga pants. OOO 😫😫😫😫, these are the best 😂❤
if you’re waiting for a video, dont hold your breath, yoga pants 😂
Yoga 🥴
(song ends)
I love it!!! If you like this you should listen to his song pretty pink tractor!!!
They had the song," You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille" at my sisters reception. Seemed out of place to me, but they were all dancing.
I love this song it makes my day at school 🎒😻 and helps me cip it on😆👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍😬😬😬😄
1:56 the best part
if you want to hear a song thats so funny till you almost pee on your self its the yoga pants song
How hes keepin out of laughin 😂😂😂😂😂
I love these
omg so funny, i wonder what yoga pants feel lkke r they really so soft and so sleek
The dumbest song he ever wrong is pretty friggin clever.
Im watching this while wearing yoga pants
"They feel good on my cheeks!"... I was going to say I bet they feel good too, but as a Christian man I'm to refrain from looking in that general area :/ ....I mostly fail lol
***** "Being a temptation is as bad as falling into one."
~Manafest - The Ladies
***** Respect sister! Keep your body safe for your future mate, then when you're both 'revealed' in the bedroom, then you are permitted to have your eyes pop out. lul
1:55 is yoga pants
Very funny.....great timing
This so funny
Fantastic!
that made me laugh so hard untill i cried
By the time he said you guys wanna hear the dumbest song I've ever written I thought I was just watching diy videos how the hell did I end up here
play this at my funeral
He cracks me up
I'm afraid your man card is gone for good James Edgar.
NEVER ADMIT ANYTHING!
Man card is a joke anyway
1:54 is the part
You went to a public school what did u get in trouble for......(Creep Voice) Socializing
That's a funny song
Most people that wear them, don't do yoga
If your waiting for a video don't hold your breath
I forget about this one haha!
Am I the only one that thinks that Tim and Bobby from Queer Eye could be brothers??
This reminds me of The Simpsons when the neighbor wore his ski suit & told Homer it was like wearing nothing at all.
If you like Tim hawkins you should check out bob smiley(yes that is his real name)
funny songs tim
haha so halarious
wow
I'm crying...
Yoga pants
*EWH*
Yoga pants, so soft and so sleek, yoga pants!!!!
This was genius.
FUNNY!!!!
Alright, can anyone please explain the part about not holding your breath. I still don't get it but the song was funny tho especially the guy not being normal and nobody being at home.
Some people hold their breath until they get something(or pass out) and he's saying either their isn't one or he won't show it to anyone
+Ellie NTS alright thanks
Classic!!!
So funny and true!
So soft on my cheeks!! 🤣
me wearing a shirt made out of youga pants like you need one
Per Michael David Kirk, he don't like seeing His mother in yoga pants. Jesus.
Just stumbled on this guy for the 1st time, about an hour ago. Like his thing a lot. (And I just mean his "performing" thing.)
Imagine if his wife was in the crowd 🤣
This is like the clean version of bo Burnham or is that just me.
2019?