Tim Hawkins - On Turning 40, health food, and doctor visits
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Tim Hawkins stand-up comedy about turning 40 years old, his experiences with trying healthy foods. and how going to the doctor has changed.
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This guy is proof that you can be incredibly funny and never cuss or have a filthy mouth. I love him.
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100%
He'd be way funnier if he did swear. Like the GOAT Dave Chappelle
Yup. Now imagine how much funnier he would be if he did 😄
Get off your soapbox. All kinds of comedy are valid .
I've seen Tim Hawkins twice in person. It was the hardest I have ever laughed in my life; my sides and stomach hurt so much.
Me too! He’s amazing!
His reaction to the puff of air in his eye cracked me up!!! 😂😂 he's my favorite comedian!
Kaitlyn J. Mine too,he’s “clean” but absolutely hilarious! I love him!
THIS GUY IS FUNNY WITHOUT BEING FOUL MOUTHED ... good , clean humor.. GOD BLESS HIM !!!
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Ageed,,I was thinking the same thing. Its VERY rare these days.
Please turn off caps lock. It means shouting, and is very rude.
@@lancebaker1374 Maybe he got a puff of air blown into eye? Lol
ms. will always love my life
I can’t wait until you hit middle school, then your name is gonna change VERY severely
3:30 "It's like you're eating a meat flavored fruit roll up." LOL! It's so funny and so accurate!
" cuz I'm hot"🤣🤣 I died at that
I did too...with that shirt
"Bacons suppose to crinkle, turkey bacon just lays flat." Priceless.
Sauron The valiant "it's like eating a meat flavored fruit roll up" 😂
I actually like Turkey Bacon better... :p
foul*
Je Colibri me too that’s what I have always eaten
There should be a law against turkey bacon.
My mom has a shirt that says, "I'm not 40. I'm just 39.99."
Finally a nice clean comedian. He doesn’t need using cuss words and he’s hilarious.
Merry Christmas Linda how are you doing today
How can you NOT absolutely love this guy ???????????????
Saw this comedian in concert a few years ago...oh boy I laughed so hard!! 😁
So glad to have finally discovered something funny this year. This brought me to real laughter in years.
Hello friend how are you doing today
OMG THE EYE TEST! I did that exact same thing, nearly fell off the stool--only they DIDN'T TELL ME it was going to happen, sheesh! Love this guy!
I think we've seen Tim about 10 times. Always so funny. I totally get the glaucoma test joke. I was very embarrassed at the eye doctor when a technician tried to give me the test and I just couldn't do it. I got over it though. I sent this to my cousin who is an eye doc and she failed to find the humor in it. Oh well, I think it's hysterical.
6:17 that sound he made caught me off guard, I'm dying lol😂
Hehe
4 real though LOL!!!
He has definitely still got it! Haven't heard this guy in ages.
I feel your pain, the bacon is so right on! Love when he turns to jello after the puff of air in his eye!❤️
Warning! This video may cause uncontrollable laughter. If you have good memory, this may become permanent. Viewer discretion is advised.
@Russell Gerdes But the question remain, "Do you have gwah cuoma?"
"If you have a good memory, this may become permanent." LMFAO good one.
😂
Every time I see a video of this guy I think "that's the best one yet"!! And then I saw this one. Just keeps getting better.
“Did I do it wrong?! Do I have _gWacOmA?!”_ 🤣🤣
Hilarious!! I was having a crappy day when I saw this! Just what the doctor ordered😂
🤣🤣🤣 I can’t breathe, laughing too hard.🤣🤣🤣
Yippee skippy!😂😂😂
I’m turning into a hobbit, precious. 🤣😂🤣😂😜
I laugh at it all but i lose it at the rice milk part... 😂😂😂
😆🤣😅
I had to watch this. On June 2nd. I turned 40. I laughed so hard! 🤣 I keep watching Tim Hawkins. He's so funny!
Happy 41 😀
@@didsburymotel9732 , thanks!
I use the Phrase he has where he says "yippy skippy" lol being sarcastic like him lol. Its so funny
Love his type of humor❤️
That’s why we are all here!
We make the turkey bacon ingredients at my factory in Hanover Ontario , Canada....... I know why it lays flat......yummy best comedian without a fowl mouth , two thumbs up for this gentleman 👍 👍 🇨🇦
Oh my goodness, i just found his channel and i am very impressed he's so so funny. All different kinds of comedy. Blessings to his wife.....🙏💖💓💜
Hello Sherry how are you doing today
He sound' like an aged Forest Gump at 6:00 haha
Yep
Hahaha the eye thing is spot on.
"They don't warn you about what you can't eat when you turn 40. Like Krispy Creme."
I mean, you CAN still eat it. Just don't expect to make it to 50.
A bit dramatic, don’t ya think?
5:49 THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE MY ALGEBRA TEACHER LOL
Krispy Kreme doughnuts-Doing God's work!!!!! :o)
Tab came out when I was in high school, I loved the stuff
My eyeball got shot out in the parking lot.
The end has me dying 😂😂😂
Meat flavored fruit roll up!!! 🤣🥓 His wife and kids must have constant entertainment!
A comedian is not without honor, except in his own home.
looking through that machine at that dumb red house
the tension of not knowing when the puff of air was gonna be shot
*thats a whole different game*
He makes me hurt from laughing. I am a vegetarian and he almost did me in with the bacon thing....he is right, of course. But SO dadgum funny!
Thank you Tim Hawkins...
I lost 75 lbs. on Keto! Beef, bacon, butter, eggs!!!😀😀😀 I'll never go back to the way I was eating before.
Really needed that tonight!
I had to pause this and go and look up exactly WHAT the glaucoma puff test did!
...but...I LIKE turkey bacon.
Of course, now that he's called it a "meat-flavored fruit roll-up" I can never look at it the same again. I'll still eat it, I just won't look at it the same...
Flatter & drier than the Sahara...😂😂😂🐷
You just have to cook right.
😂
Me too. .. Lol
Lol love this
Best video in existence!
Yes!!!...Finally someone who understands the Krispy Kreme addiction
🤣💯
I went and this new lady squished my donuts, I almost went off on her but decided to call corporate who sent me a voucher for a dozen for the inconvenience
"Yippy Skippy " 🤣🤣😂
His impression of the eye doctor sounds like Matthew McConaughy
Al-right lol
"I know. It's hard to believe... because I'm hot"
I'm using that with every decade
Eating a baby angel?😂
Yes sir
God bless spread his word!
This guy is a wrecking machine!
Meat flavored fruit roll up WOW I'm dying laughing 😂
😂😂😂😲😂😂😂😂Sorry Im trying to catch my breath! Oh Lord this guy is hilarious😆😆😆😂😂😂😲😂😂😂😂!
omgggggggggg dude im dying here🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Big hugs!
I remember Tab as a child, my mom was diabetic. She also drank Fresca, which wasn't bad.
Loved Fresca
@@Canlyn62 do they still make fresca?
@@kathymain578 yes they do! I think it's kind of regional though. It's popular here in the Midwest. But I know of several people that have never heard of it or had it.
Like eating a baby angle 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I felt his pain on the turkey bacon.
Tim's eye doctor sounded like Bill Clinton; although, I'm certain it's not air he'd shoot into your eye.
Hilariously!!!! 😂🤣😅
love him!!
TURKEY BACON IS A MEAT FLAVORED FRUIT ROLL UP... I collapsed
Just turned 40! I relate
HA-LARRRIOUSSS
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tim you are lol funny!!!
"GET IN THERE YOU LITTLE CHERUB"
Such talent
Tab--nailed it
Turkey bacon--nailed it
Optometrist--why does he sound like Forrest Gump?
Hello Rosemaris how are you doing today 😊
I love how he went all Forrest Gump with the eye doctor!🤣
I just discovered this guy, he’s hilarious, especially when he sings & plays the guitar. What’s with all the down votes ?
Liberals probably
Liberals are jealous that they don't have anyone nearly as good
I know right?
Jealous people are the ones who down vote. NO other explanations will work.
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The eye doctor sounds like a cross between Matthew McConaughey and Forrest Gump. Like if Forrest Gump was played by Matthew McConaughey
This was amglazing!!!
When Tim mentions flossing his teeth with bacon, I remembered that there is a style of pork called pork floss based in Asia. 😂😂
Heh well done sir.
Nonstop funny
LOL... Tim's my favorite!!!!!!
he reminds me of robin williams😀😇
Hello Mary how are you doing today
He so funny
He must preparing 4 his next happy visit smiling at u
Can't breath! 🤭😊😅😂🤣😂😅😂🤣
Haha he is so funny.
His Matthew McConaughey combined with Forrest Gump impression!!😂
Ah 40 . Just a distant memory.
Rice milk! 🤣
Merry Christmas and happy New Year 🎈
My eyes instantly watered up when he said the glaucoma puff test. That thing sucks.
Lets Go To Mordor!!!
Someone gifted my father several (hundred) cases of Tab and we drank them like maniacs. Also, wait until you’re 58. I eat once a day and live on Tums, Rolaids, Maalox.
My favorite food in the world is Krispy Kreme, and we live about six hours away from one. 😢
I've never had chic-fil-a or in-n-out, both 3 hours from me :(
Ranger90 you’ve never had Chick-fil-A?!?!
Bless you 😭 you’ve never had the holy Jesus chicken
I'm praying for you
Meat flavored fruit rollup. Bwahahahaha....
Krispie Kreme is like taking a mouthfull of crisco. We have real bakeries that make actual really good sweets.
I remember Tab. Absolutely disgusting..
Mary Hernandez I second that.
Carbonated carmel flavored water...eeeeewww!
It was disgusting
Tim Hawkins : Regular bacon plumps up but Turkey bacon just stays flat.
Me: THATS SUCH A DIRTY ROTTEN TRICK TO PLAY ON PEAPLE!
P.S. I love the Chick-fal a song.
Soy bacon is the worst.
tab! taaabbb!!!
For some reason Tim reminds me of Pauley Shore.
Also Rob Schneider😄
I understand about the eyebrow hair! Plus women get that on our lip and chin!😂
I'm not for sure that God would approve of you eating a baby angel.😀
Lol
A full body glaze.