Imagine if you were a kid and your dad bought you and Xbox 360 but it only had these games on it, and you grew up just playing those. Then like in high school you're just like "hey, you guys remember Magnet Man? that was my childhood!"
Why don't they just have a guy who plays the games people submit and if they're total shit they don't let them on the goddamn E-store? Just... hire some fucking college students. "You get minimum part-time wage to play shitty video games and tell us if they're shit or not." They'd be all over that fucking shit.
Jeremy Masters Because if you don't have the quality product on your platform buried under piles upon piles of shit, more people are going to buy it. On the other hand, I've just run the math, and assuming each game is $10 and they take a 10% cut (it's probably less), it'd take just under 53,000 more sales per month to pay one minimum wage worker. So... *shrug* Maybe they could do it with Mechanical Turk? "Play this game for 10 minutes and tell us if it's shit or not." Set it at like $5 per game, or even just use the screenshots and make it 10 cents, maybe have five people review each. That suddenly becomes a lot more cost effective.
Should I be ashamed that I actually jumped a little at almost every jumpscare in the first game? Even though each time I burst out laughing immediately afterward?
it's the lighting on the dude with the mask, the fact that he's mostly shadowed makes it ominous and unsettling because you can't make out any human features, and the spooky spiderman helmet + weird voice adds to the confusion. Jumpscares show you who has better reflexes, not who's bravest. I don't know why I chose to make a rant here but I hope this informs someone. *end rant*
Oh Joel...Five Nights at Freddy's is a lot better than this. Last time I remember, some guy in the game didn't just go 'Did you seriously reverse my voice?'
"Is this western Touhou?" He knows what Touhou is? Woohoo! "Fat dragons? Are they related to bad dragons?" ... I'm curious and concerned about what else this man knows. xD
32:45 Just heavenly sounds from the gods above us. like dubstep is being played inside you're body while fire ants and roaches eat you from the inside out..truly the sounds you will hear once you died a tragic but yet heavenly death.
Yep, I did too; but even as effective as they can be, I think jump-scares are pretty cheap. It's *easy to make a jump-scare*, people! Come on! Real horror should have suspense and buildup, am I right?
3:05 THERE IS A NINTENDO IN AN XBOX GAME!!!!! at least it's not sony? (not saying sony sucks, I actually love them for some great games) Sony and Nintendo have been bitter rivals since the late 90s.
I really hate games like Really Scary. It looks like, and it is, such a piece of shit, and then I always feel bad about myself whenever I get paranoid over or caught off guard by the inevitable, cheap, cheap jumpscares. 6:30
Carlos Antoni also has a RUclips channel called Antoni Games!He's always posting updates of his games and it looks like he's getting slightly better at making them.Check it out!
I love how the electronic drums one is just a photo shopped image of an actual electronic drum kit (I know it cause I've played it) with the logos blurred and lighting gifs
I really wanted a full version of Joel's song. I laughed too hard I was choking. Thank god I wasn't home alone. Or I would have had to sue and haunt Joel. Spoopy
Not defending MS in any way for allowing the sale of this awful crap but this indie section is entirely different from proper, commercial indie games such as Super Meat Boy and what-have-you. It's the equivalent of good ol' Net Yaroze from the PS1 era. They basically give 'power to the people' so to speak and let them go nuts and develop Xbox 360 games (as long as they follow some rules that I presume are in place). It's primarily meant for hobbyists but some fools are going to try and make a fortune off their rubbish game by selling it on the indie marketplace. They specifically separate this from the standard store for this exact reason. Nobody wants to swim through a sea of tripe to find the proper indie and AAA games. This is a problem Steam is suffering right now with their extremely lax Greenlight system, although a new store website design helped a tonne. I see nothing wrong with the concept itself in allowing newbie hobbyists to try their hand at developing and sharing a game but allowing people to sell their low-end crap like this, even for pittance, was a baaaaad decision no matter which way you cut it. It just comes off as despicable. Personally, if the PS4 lacks a Net Yaroze type hobbyist support system, I'd say that's a bad thing and not a good thing. In a day and age where consoles have pretty much nothing to offer over PCs they could at least carry over more of the perks that PC gamers get such as more freedom in game development. Just my 2c on the matter.
Is Bionicle still even around anymore? I used to play with those all the time. I remember there was tons of lore that you never got with just the figures.
The Toys R' Us that was next to East Town Mall sold the old-style Bionicles. It closed almost a year ago though. Actually, the Toys R' Us company is filing for bankruptcy. All of them may be closing.
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Imagine if you were a kid and your dad bought you and Xbox 360 but it only had these games on it, and you grew up just playing those. Then like in high school you're just like "hey, you guys remember Magnet Man? that was my childhood!"
rzeka still better than nanosaur
holy shit dude! i loved really scary!
Formula for xbla indie game,
Flappy bird clone
Minecraft
Boobs
Crappy graphics
Sexyflapcraft now on xbla
"More gameplay in Microsoft Word." -Joel
THAT FIRST GAME HE PLAYED ACTUALLY SCARED ME
SOMEONE PLEASE REVOKE MY MAN LISCENSE
*puts steak sauce on your man license and eats it*
***** thank you, sir.
you aren't a man.
RUHHHHHH
Fabulous Maggot I'm glad I wasn't the only person who got spooked by the first game
Watching the ending montage
"Hey, Jobel really looks like he knows what he's doing."
He plays it.
"I don't know what I was expecting..."
That Red Harlow.
You got my respect.
>skype noise
>looks down at their taskbar
Welp
i remember when skype was a thing
Same...
Why don't they just have a guy who plays the games people submit and if they're total shit they don't let them on the goddamn E-store? Just... hire some fucking college students. "You get minimum part-time wage to play shitty video games and tell us if they're shit or not." They'd be all over that fucking shit.
Why would they do that? They'd hemorrhage money. That's not how you make cash.
Jeremy Masters
Because if you don't have the quality product on your platform buried under piles upon piles of shit, more people are going to buy it.
On the other hand, I've just run the math, and assuming each game is $10 and they take a 10% cut (it's probably less), it'd take just under 53,000 more sales per month to pay one minimum wage worker. So... *shrug*
Maybe they could do it with Mechanical Turk? "Play this game for 10 minutes and tell us if it's shit or not." Set it at like $5 per game, or even just use the screenshots and make it 10 cents, maybe have five people review each. That suddenly becomes a lot more cost effective.
TOASTEngineer This is Microsoft we're talking about.
WAS It you
Yes
BLAAAAAAAAAAARGH
it wasnt me...it was... YOURSELF
Carl algo MY EARS
Should I be ashamed that I actually jumped a little at almost every jumpscare in the first game? Even though each time I burst out laughing immediately afterward?
it's the lighting on the dude with the mask, the fact that he's mostly shadowed makes it ominous and unsettling because you can't make out any human features, and the spooky spiderman helmet + weird voice adds to the confusion. Jumpscares show you who has better reflexes, not who's bravest. I don't know why I chose to make a rant here but I hope this informs someone. *end rant*
JOEL... DID YOU DOWNLAOD BUBS AGAGIN
R...RARH DAD!
To be honest, I think Scarlett the Zombie Slayer would be hailed as a classic, sort of, in a way, had it been released on Windows 95.
It looks like a early 2000s flash game
"Joel's Dad sent you a message"
DID YOU DOWNLOAD BOOBS AGAIN JOEL
Oh Joel...Five Nights at Freddy's is a lot better than this. Last time I remember, some guy in the game didn't just go 'Did you seriously reverse my voice?'
***** Compared to the 'Very Scary' game, it's a masterpiece.
Even the game knows the people who play this are idiots.
I rather play this than Five nights at Freddys.
Five Nights at Freddies is a horrible game in general
IronFalcon Zoidbergzian Did you even play it? The gameplay is great, and it involves stragety (But for FNaF 2, eh not so much)
you gotta love that 3D smut, so lifeless and horrifying.
"Is this western Touhou?" He knows what Touhou is? Woohoo!
"Fat dragons? Are they related to bad dragons?" ... I'm curious and concerned about what else this man knows. xD
Ancient history right here
The first one actually scared the shit out of me when that screaming turd man ran at you XD
Old Joel’s b-tier easy redditor jokes really shine like shit here but this stream is a fucking classic, and nobody can tell me otherwise
For a game that looks like a 9-year old's first Game Maker game, Scarlet the Zombie Slayer doesn't look that bad.
WAS
IT
YOOOOOOOO
+Ahead nice profile pic bb
+squid Err...thanks?
WAS IT YOU?
no
+SansTheSkeleton9
WAHS
EET
YOO
It may have been.
"Cockullus Rift"
is the best word I have ever heard.
I’m not ashamed to admit it, I got startled at the spider man because I had volume up and I wasn’t paying attention
Spiderman is Haunting Joel's house.
Sick gameplay
dkDeMKN sick gameplay dude.
I am spider. bring me snack
Spider wants [Snacks]
32:45 Just heavenly sounds from the gods above us. like dubstep is being played inside you're body while fire ants and roaches eat you from the inside out..truly the sounds you will hear once you died a tragic but yet heavenly death.
"Did you download boobs again Joel?"
I fucking died.
That really scary game spookled me a little bit
Xbox Indie games in a nutshell: zombies, porn, or terrible random...um...”games”.
i actually got a scare in that first game wtf
Yep, I did too; but even as effective as they can be, I think jump-scares are pretty cheap. It's *easy to make a jump-scare*, people! Come on! Real horror should have suspense and buildup, am I right?
I AM THE SPIDER, MUHAHHA BRING ME A SNACK OR ILL DESTROY U!!
Here I am the great great Spidah!
Come ooonnn come ooon
Madmonkey pie MY EARS .
That's the only thing.
I think.
Didn't saw till end.
Hearing Joel sings.
Racon.
Joel keep sing.
News *WANTS TO BE UR FRIEND*
MY FUCKING EARS AGAIN
3:05 THERE IS A NINTENDO IN AN XBOX GAME!!!!!
at least it's not sony? (not saying sony sucks, I actually love them for some great games) Sony and Nintendo have been bitter rivals since the late 90s.
Hilarious ending! Would make a perfect ringtone
When the bloody bear appeared on the TV I started laughing so hard. Then when Spooder Man appeared I lost my sides.
actually got spooked by the spooder
slayer 118 same
13:12
Obvious ClickTeam Fusion game is obvious. Didn't even bother making a backround, lol.
Holy shit!
The new Bionicle of 2015 have... weird mask-spider... whatever.
It's MAN SPIDER
25:36
IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS
*I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THAT JOKE*
joels a yiffer confirmed
***** hot
+!вαllσσηιcσяη ρүяσ! What is it
Rocco Rozzi
Too innocent. Too pure.
Ya don't have to be a yiffer to understand it...
TOOHOO
***** OH NO ITS SEKIBANKI SPOOKY
CaptainMurasaaa 2SPOOKY4U
***** OH FUCK
Is that a hella jeff and sweet bro drawing?
24:35 * *TRIGGED* *
I really hate games like Really Scary. It looks like, and it is, such a piece of shit, and then I always feel bad about myself whenever I get paranoid over or caught off guard by the inevitable, cheap, cheap jumpscares.
6:30
4:45
Things like Saw and Friday The 13th don't scare me,
but this. This scared the living shit out of me.
I'm not kidding.
this game's too scary I'm hiding in the comments
Poser was a godsend to pervs
omg, i love the part when you were playing those drums! LOL That whole scene just cracked me up! XDD
Carlos Antoni also has a RUclips channel called Antoni Games!He's always posting updates of his games and it looks like he's getting slightly better at making them.Check it out!
its bad when the only scary part of the game is the confusion it gives you...
I FUCKING PISSED MYSELF 6:40-6:50 "OKAY JESUS CALM DOWN" 2 Seconds later "Oooo my flashlight has arrived" Gold, pure gold.
4:54 "more gameplay in microsoft word"
-joel
Joels dad sent you a message
Zerocyrious :D N-NO DAD NO
Zerocyrious :D *Deskstop striper on screen*
*pixels seizures*
JOEL
JOEL
am I the only one that noticed that in really scary, there is a Snes?
I love how the electronic drums one is just a photo shopped image of an actual electronic drum kit (I know it cause I've played it) with the logos blurred and lighting gifs
"Oh, my fleshlight has arrived."
-Joel 2k15
"I was never so spooktacular'd in my entire life!"
Lol that was all I needed to hear to understand why this guy is so popular.
I love it how through the video people see his Xbox live name. And try to friend him. It's good
*****
YOU HAVE TO DO ANOTHER VIDEO
REALLY SCARY 2 IS OUT
PLZ JOEL
hellO how are YOU welcome to the game
12:25
_Did you download boobs again, Joel!?_
I died!! XDDD
5:33 - 5:55 nice beat! XD LOL Buggajigga Buggajigga Buggajigga~
Goddamn, this looks like the best game ever! xD Sp00kiiii!
4:58 THAT ACTUALLY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME OMF
4:11 (nobody cares but ill say this) did anyone notice the snes?
Weird Spiderman: *_BUAAAAAAAAA_*
Me: *Uncontrollable Laughter*
sick jams from magnet man
Really Scary: best game of the year!
Are these games made by 9 year olds or what? lol
You got to love the crawling in my in my skin in the last part
I really wanted a full version of Joel's song. I laughed too hard I was choking. Thank god I wasn't home alone. Or I would have had to sue and haunt Joel. Spoopy
thanks god the indie games on ps3 aren't made by casuals
Does the xbox one allow indie games from casuals?
MonoFonZo dunno mang
Play Journey and come back ;)
Not defending MS in any way for allowing the sale of this awful crap but this indie section is entirely different from proper, commercial indie games such as Super Meat Boy and what-have-you. It's the equivalent of good ol' Net Yaroze from the PS1 era. They basically give 'power to the people' so to speak and let them go nuts and develop Xbox 360 games (as long as they follow some rules that I presume are in place). It's primarily meant for hobbyists but some fools are going to try and make a fortune off their rubbish game by selling it on the indie marketplace. They specifically separate this from the standard store for this exact reason. Nobody wants to swim through a sea of tripe to find the proper indie and AAA games. This is a problem Steam is suffering right now with their extremely lax Greenlight system, although a new store website design helped a tonne.
I see nothing wrong with the concept itself in allowing newbie hobbyists to try their hand at developing and sharing a game but allowing people to sell their low-end crap like this, even for pittance, was a baaaaad decision no matter which way you cut it. It just comes off as despicable.
Personally, if the PS4 lacks a Net Yaroze type hobbyist support system, I'd say that's a bad thing and not a good thing. In a day and age where consoles have pretty much nothing to offer over PCs they could at least carry over more of the perks that PC gamers get such as more freedom in game development.
Just my 2c on the matter.
don't let rev discover this hell xD
Is Bionicle still even around anymore? I used to play with those all the time. I remember there was tons of lore that you never got with just the figures.
Just got rebooted last year, they use the hero factory body types in fact they look better than the originals
The Toys R' Us that was next to East Town Mall sold the old-style Bionicles. It closed almost a year ago though. Actually, the Toys R' Us company is filing for bankruptcy. All of them may be closing.
Bluebone's Curse...
...Papyrus, is that you?
10:46 "Well, I I I give this, Uh, I give this game, ehhh... 7/10 - Chicken Mc' Nuggets"
-The uncle Joel in his rape secret Cabin/2015
what is that talking muffin thing. I need it.
Scarlet the vampire slayer looks like a 2010 new grounds animation.
..and some people says Steam Greenlight is bad XD
Someone make that last music bit into a ringtone!
"Did you download boobs again, Joel?" *ded*
35:37 The best song ever
That first game had a clearly visible SNES and NES! How was that allowed?
I love how this is listed under news and politics
Assault ops: Warzone
THEY PREDICTED IT
THEY PREDICTED
"Are they related to Bad Dragons" -Joel
Scarlette the zombie slayer has a decent style, I like the crappy hand-drawn approach; it's a little TOO crappy though.
7:25 The thirst is real
15:05 I WAS EATING CHIPS.
Cabinet beatboxing. They should have contests for it.
Am i the only one wanting Joel's music he made in the end? Because i demand a download.
"This game has more gameplay than Five Nights at Freddy's" You forgot to say it's better than Five Nights
I pissed myself when he was playing the Nine Inch Kit.
Joel, all your games are clogging up the XBOX!
Blaaargh!
EVERY F**KING TIME THE JUMPSCARE GETS ME!!!
He missed such a big chance to play who killed captain alex in the back of the santa slay game.
this gives me nostalgia
Spiderman, Spiderman, making Joel eat shit from a can
the scariest thing about 'Really Scary' is the super nintendo
21:45 "There has to be no quality control over at the xbox like thing"
Pretty much
"bLaAaAarghhHHhhhh"
Your enemies...
Dabbing zombies!
That jumpscare actually scared me XD!
Really Scary- I got HORRABLE jut tears...