Rhyperior does do it, true. But it seemingly does so unintentionally, since the Pokedex also says it only does so rarely. (So it probably just sucks up a bunch of boulders and happens to occasionally get a Geodude.)
Honestly, it seems to me like the Pokedex entries in Sun and Moon have a general theme of really likening wild Pokemon to wild animals and how dangerous they can be
Gengar: "It apparently wishes for a traveling companion. Since it was once a human itself, it tries to create one by taking the lives of other humans."
ZeoViolet I used to think that after Oak invented the Pokedex, Agatha got excited about helping him fill it. She might have tried too hard to impress him.
Seaking has a really random one in Moon: "Trainers who are crazy for Seaking are divided into horn enthusiasts and fin enthusiasts. The two groups do not get along well." How is that important information I need to know?
it might be a reference to the Seaking, **** yeah! meme. horn enthusiasts Photoshop seaking impaling things, fun enthusiasts Photoshop seaking creating tsunamis by splashing it's fins.
Well, they probably thought that a Pokemon would know a lot about other Pokemon because Pokemon can understand each other and they're around each other often so they just stuck a Pokemon into a Pokedex.
Turd Soda Sneasel are the bane and crux of Breeders. They are a blight upon all who seek ideal IVs. They are a scourge upon which those who desire natures and abilities. They must be exterminated, wiped out, crushed beneath the breeders heels, and ground into paste to later be eaten!
Gen 8 Pokedex: Pikachu Entry Version 1: They sneak into buildings to eat their electricity. Sometimes they drain all power from vital buildings like hospitals. Pikachu Entry Version 2: They cause so many power outages that they are considered as vermins and are hunted by exterminators as a result.
Alexander Kuroyami While that is very twisted I think it sounds pretty cool! ( I mean it's very different from everything we saw in a pokemon game and I think that would be some good "lore" for pikachu )
LimeReptile I actually mean't that as a joke, since sun and moon makes so many pokemon sad and depressing in the pokedex entries. But yeah, since Pikachu is a mouse I just figured it being vermin in the city would make sense. Although Nintendo would never give such gruesome lore to the Pokemon mascot.
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You missed one J Lilligant in Moon As soon as it finds a male to be its partner, the beautiful flower on its head darkens, droops, and withers away. You could say...She was just deflowered
I love how "left this world" could be seen as a way of avoiding the use of the word die (like that DBZ dub that involved people being sent to the "next dimension"). But when it's in an installment that freely USES the word die, "left this world" ends up as the DARKER phrase.
Wow the comments are back. One I found creepy in Moon was Golbat: "Sometimes they drink so much blood, they can't fly anymore. Then they fall to the ground and become food for other Pokémon." They mentioned Golbat gorging so much it can't fly before, but now it paints it almost in a karmic sense that when one gets too greedy it will fall down defenselessly and be torn apart by other Pokemon.
I'm surprised you didn't mention Golbat's pokedex entry in moon version. It sometimes drinks so much blood that it can't fly anymore and falls to the ground becoming food for other pokemon.
Oh I got one that I love, So in Ten Carat Hill you can find Carbink early on if it calls for help a Sableye can appear, capturing the Sableye in Sun will give this entry: "It's a fiend for gemstones, so it stalks Carbink. Unfortunately, Gabite almost always grabs them first." The only reason it came to help is to keep the Carbink to eat! It heard its cry for help and thought it would get a cheap meal.
If only Golem's animations for rock moves included throwing Geodude's at the target. And Drifblim needs to scream when it faints. I want to hear the scream!
Pokedex: Oh yeah these guys are cool but watch out for some of them, they can be dangerous Rotom-Dex: you have a good likelihood in dying in horrific ways, most of them very slowly. Sometimes you may even suffer a fate worse than death. Oh well. Good luck
Jwittz... you do realize that Black Holes are some of the densest things in the known universe, right? If anything, Guzzlord having one in its body would make it heavier.
A Popplio on the Internet Christ on a bike, do you guys need to piss yourselves over every single Undertale reference someone makes? You've become more annoying than the worst of the Undertale fandom. Stop acting so immature.
I bursted out laughing when I saw that dreppy "eagerly waits to be launched out of dragapult." I hope he does go over that in the 2nd part if he hasn't yet.
"How is it still so heavy?" Black holes are heavy...that's how they work. And you showed Gengar, but didn't mention its own disturbing dex entry...how it kills humans to make friends. It's a fun one because they literally did that in the very first season of the anime.
"using another pokemon as a weapon. and not just any pokemon, but the first form in it's own line!" I can't wait until you mention Dragapult in future videos.
Pokemon capable of Mega Evolution have Pokedex entries specifically for their Mega Evolutions. Here's some you missed: *Mega Scizor*: "Due to the effects of Mega Evolution, its pincers have taken on a more diabolical form, ripping anything they pinch to shreds." *Creepy Factor*: straight-forward *Mega Salamence*: "Mega Evolution fuels its brutality, and it may even turn on the Trainer who raised it. It's been dubbed "the blood-soaked crescent." *Creepy Factor*: the fact its entry uses the words "blood-soaked." Scary stuff.
I'm so glad you're gonna do Mega Evolution dex entries! They're dark as heckie and def deserve their own video. Also, I'm pretty sure this gen's entries are dark because the dex has been possessed by a mischievous poltergeist.
The Umbreon part just reminded me of the Sylveon PokéDex entry from Pokémon Sun. Sylveon: It's ribbonlike feelers give off an aura that weakens hostility in its prey, causing them to let down their guard. Then it attacks.
I love how they simply allow Mimikyu to exist. It sent a man into a shock so bad it KILLED him just for existing, but the professors are just like, "Oh, okay. You can exist,".
If Mega Glailie isn't number 1 on the creepy Mega Pokemon entires I'll be a bit upset. Sure, there's a lot of competition for the worst one, especially from Mega Kangaskhan, but I can't really get over BREAKING ITS OWN JAW TO THE POINT WERE IT CAN NO LONGER EAT.
It's no better when you remember the main reason people Mega Evolve Glalie is for either Return (Break your jaw to show you love me!) or more often, Explosion. Break your jaw before you explode, 'kay?
Literal God I'm pretty sure Mega Evolution only hurts if the trainer doesn't have a good bond with their Pokemon. If you have a strong bond with your Pokemon, the mega evolution won't hurt, if the bond is terrible, mega evolving will hurt like heck. I suggest only mega evolving Pokemon with full happiness, so your bond is strong.
because cruch grip is with your hand and fingers, somthing bewear has a problem with. plus only regigigas can learn it and a legendary move on a normal pokemon with high base attack would be too op
1:06 Continuing the tradition, we now have Dragapult. "When it isn't battling, it keeps Dreepy in the holes on its horns. Once a fight starts, it launches the Dreepy like supersonic missiles." This is why my Dragapult is nicknamed Yeet-mama.
I really love your videos and especially the Weird/Creepy Pokedex entries series. You are my role model and you showed me that you can do what you care for no matter how old you are.
_It delivers headbutts with the water bubble on its head. Small Pokémon get sucked into the bubble, where they drown. Despite what its appearance suggests, it cares for others. If it finds vulnerable, weak Pokémon, it protectively brings them into its water bubble._
Im so glad youre still releasing quality content. You get to the point, and you are easy going. Which makes you easy to listen to! Thank you jwittz! We love and appreciate you.
Something I've been wondering for a while now is: how come there isn't a "Light" type for Pokemon? I mean we have Dark type, so why not Light to be opposite it? I mean we have pretty much all the other basic elements so why not? There's Bug, Grass, Rock, Steel, and Ground types which pretty much covers the whole Earth Element. Then there's Flying, and Electric types which covers the Air element. There's Fire types which cover the Fire Element (duh). There's Water and Ice types which cover the Element of Water. There's Dark for the Darkness Element (again duh). There's the Fighting and Poison types for physical Combat. There's Ghost, Dragon, Psychic and Fairy types for the Mystically inclined. Finally, there is the Normal type which is pretty much neutral.
DracoInduperator Actually, in Japan, Dark type is called Evil type. It doesn't necessarily represent the element of darkness, but rather malicious intent and cheap tactics. It's also why Fighting is super effective against Dark, because of the whole good vs. evil thing.
Theory. Okay, so I think I've figured out why these entries are so well, disturbing. I believe it relates towards Lusamine. It is likely that the rotom rex is developed by the aether foundation for research, as Rotom isn't even in the Alola region. Since Lusamine's claim that she loves all Pokemon is a sham, and she really only loves UBs, it could be in how she is trying to somehow convince herself that only the UBs matter. Idk, theory.
Here are both stufful entries Sun: despite it's adorable appearance, when it gets angry and flails about, its arms and legs could knock out a pro wrestler sprawling Moon:a touch from anyone expect a known friend sends it into a surging frenzy. It's an incredibly dangerous Pokémon
Bewear hugging the characters and hurting them in the process is probably going to be a running gag in the Anime like Jigglypuff's Sing or Bianca always pushing Ash into the nearby water.
you fool, team rocket keeps surviving bewear gripping them, and I doubt Jessie or James will catch bewear, as then how can you have the bewear taking them back to his home gag if he is in a pokeball.
Dang, looks like Nintendo's taking some stuff from real life for there games. Certain species of sharks are actually endangered because of overfishing.
I need a gif of geodudes being shot like rockets
Tibasu Rhyperior does it. Look it up.
Rhyperior does do it, true. But it seemingly does so unintentionally, since the Pokedex also says it only does so rarely. (So it probably just sucks up a bunch of boulders and happens to occasionally get a Geodude.)
Also in Rhyperior's case it isn't firing it's own babies as weapons. Just someone else's!
blasting off again! ✨
Honestly, it seems to me like the Pokedex entries in Sun and Moon have a general theme of really likening wild Pokemon to wild animals and how dangerous they can be
KRX50 I can see that. Most wild animals don't bother you if you don't bother them, but, many are still very dangerous.
...Someone who likes ex-aid enough to use it as his youtube profile picture. i feel like I've found the shinies of kamenrider fans.
Hey, it makes sense in the context of my channel. I'm a toy reviewer, and am currently reviewing Kamen Rider Ex-Aid toys
Fair enough. Will have to give a look at your channel.
Gengar: "It apparently wishes for a traveling companion. Since it was once a human itself, it tries to create one by taking the lives of other humans."
Epicrevilo sounds like a reference to the mystery dungeon series. which honestly fits sun and moon. also not shocked by that for some reason
Epicrevilo He did that pokemon in the Sun Edition. But I honesty think the Moon version was the best though.
cool profile pic! how me get it
Epicrevilo I love that one! Gengar is my favorite!
THATS NOT HOW YOU MAKE FRIENDS GENGAR
No bones about it, that sand castle entry is pretty rock hard
MarioBro5346 Wowwwwwwwwww...........
* slow claps *
MarioBro5346 solid joke
How humerus.
MarioBro5346 Sorry, no dice. Ground/Ghost.
Rondal Norris yes but it's a sand castle
and sand is made out of rocks so it still works
Yeah....the RotomDex writes its own entries. That's a keen theory I could go with...
That just makes it worse. It means i has the capacity to tell us all of the dark secrets that the scientists have yet to uncover
BeinDraug Or, being a ghost, Rotom could make up all the creepiest stuff it could think of to weird you out with.
ZeoViolet I used to think that after Oak invented the Pokedex, Agatha got excited about helping him fill it. She might have tried too hard to impress him.
ZeoViolet Rotom probably makes the Pokemon sound as worse as he possibly can without lying.
The Rotom entry will be something like- Handsome Pokemon: Cool Type
Seaking has a really random one in Moon: "Trainers who are crazy for Seaking are divided into horn enthusiasts and fin enthusiasts. The two groups do not get along well." How is that important information I need to know?
That is the most important information that everyone needs to know.
+Senpai Filmworks I was so happy with that dex entry, it's so useful.
How else would you know that Fin enthusiasts exist, and deserve your ire?
A Prinny Slacking Off no Fin enthusiasts are the best mate
it might be a reference to the Seaking, **** yeah! meme. horn enthusiasts Photoshop seaking impaling things, fun enthusiasts Photoshop seaking creating tsunamis by splashing it's fins.
Yeah, i'm with him. It's gotta be the result of putting a ghost into a Pokedex.
Well, they probably thought that a Pokemon would know a lot about other Pokemon because Pokemon can understand each other and they're around each other often so they just stuck a Pokemon into a Pokedex.
2017: using a pokemon as a weapon?!
2019: hehehe... dragapult
yep
“I’m out of anmo! Come here son!” “Dad no!”
Dad yes
Sneasel's Moon dex has a line that states "Breeders consider it a scourge and will try to drive it away or eradicate it."
Yeesh.
Given it steals and eats eggs, yeah, I don't blame them.
Geralf Yeah, but...
I like Sneasel, man...
Turd Soda Sneasel are the bane and crux of Breeders. They are a blight upon all who seek ideal IVs. They are a scourge upon which those who desire natures and abilities. They must be exterminated, wiped out, crushed beneath the breeders heels, and ground into paste to later be eaten!
Imagine how breeders feel when they have to take care of an egg eating Pokemon
Jason Perrone naw, they eat bird eggs, like pidgey and stuff
Of coarse it's more dark!
It's the moon!
*Seinfield theme plays*
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Also, how do you bold?
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Gen 8 Pokedex:
Pikachu Entry Version 1: They sneak into buildings to eat their electricity. Sometimes they drain all power from vital buildings like hospitals.
Pikachu Entry Version 2: They cause so many power outages that they are considered as vermins and are hunted by exterminators as a result.
Alexander Kuroyami While that is very twisted I think it sounds pretty cool!
( I mean it's very different from everything we saw in a pokemon game and I think that would be some good "lore" for pikachu )
LimeReptile
I actually mean't that as a joke, since sun and moon makes so many pokemon sad and depressing in the pokedex entries. But yeah, since Pikachu is a mouse I just figured it being vermin in the city would make sense. Although Nintendo would never give such gruesome lore to the Pokemon mascot.
Alexander Kuroyami You do have a point there, haha. Though even as a joke these pokedex entries were very interesting!
I see a lot of people asking about comments! Here's a few answers:
When did the comments come back?
-They've been back for about a month now! I brought them back because I'm happy with RUclips's newest comment moderation options, which allow me to hear your awesome feedback/criticism while cutting out spam and hate.
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Really appreciate all of your support! It's funny to see the return of comments being a big surprise for so many since they've been back for a little while, but I've really enjoyed interacting over these last few weeks with the new system.
Good to be able to comment again. Love ya, Wittz!
The more you know
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You missed one J
Lilligant in Moon
As soon as it finds a male to be its partner, the beautiful flower on its head darkens, droops, and withers away.
You could say...She was just deflowered
....
Is...that a pun?
I love how "left this world" could be seen as a way of avoiding the use of the word die (like that DBZ dub that involved people being sent to the "next dimension").
But when it's in an installment that freely USES the word die, "left this world" ends up as the DARKER phrase.
1:12 "thats the equivalent of an adult firing a baby from a cannon"
Me: *Has nom flashbacks to dragapult*
I just think Rotom is messing with us. He's trolling us by giving creepy dex entries
Arminius
Goddamit Rotom
@@Starrlet ikr but i love rotom dex in the anime
Rotom IS a Ghost type..
Wow the comments are back. One I found creepy in Moon was Golbat: "Sometimes they drink so much blood, they can't fly anymore. Then they fall to the ground and become food for other Pokémon." They mentioned Golbat gorging so much it can't fly before, but now it paints it almost in a karmic sense that when one gets too greedy it will fall down defenselessly and be torn apart by other Pokemon.
I'm surprised you didn't mention Golbat's pokedex entry in moon version. It sometimes drinks so much blood that it can't fly anymore and falls to the ground becoming food for other pokemon.
I considered it, but we did a similar (but not quite AS dark) Golbat entry in a past episode. I think it was Weird/Creepy Pokédex Part 6
fair enough
TheJWittz is that why golbat is so huge in these games?
Oh I got one that I love, So in Ten Carat Hill you can find Carbink early on if it calls for help a Sableye can appear, capturing the Sableye in Sun will give this entry:
"It's a fiend for gemstones, so it stalks Carbink. Unfortunately, Gabite almost always grabs them first."
The only reason it came to help is to keep the Carbink to eat! It heard its cry for help and thought it would get a cheap meal.
keep a blowtorch on hand in case of a breeze for your pet turtle 😂
If only Golem's animations for rock moves included throwing Geodude's at the target.
And Drifblim needs to scream when it faints. I want to hear the scream!
How many people called their Solgaleo/Lunala Nebby?
David Coventry me (me)
same :)
David Coventry Get in the bag nebby!
Huh you can call it another way? I mean sure you could but... Why? Nebby been there with you for like... Ever.
me
Pokedex: Oh yeah these guys are cool but watch out for some of them, they can be dangerous
Rotom-Dex: you have a good likelihood in dying in horrific ways, most of them very slowly. Sometimes you may even suffer a fate worse than death. Oh well. Good luck
Jwittz... you do realize that Black Holes are some of the densest things in the known universe, right? If anything, Guzzlord having one in its body would make it heavier.
Timmy Reobed Thanks Cpt. Obvious
To be fair, you could compact a dime into a black hole. A Black hole isn't inherently massive (as in, having a lot of mass, not being large in size).
To be fair, I didn't know black holes were super dense. Then again, I've also done no research in happenings of the universe...
rangerlab except its not massive, it's dense. As in it's really heavy WHILE not having a lot of volume
It still has a lot of mass though, just very compact mass, which is why it's so heavy compared to it's size.
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I haven't been this engaged since I proposed in 2013
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TheJWittz hi jwittz
Do you feel it Mr.JWittz
Lol I imagined Aang saying that
Have you ever done a cute pokedex entry series?
Do it JWittz
You don't like skeletons?
Buddy, you're gonna have a bad time!
A Popplio on the Internet Why don't you make me?
A Popplio on the Internet
Christ on a bike, do you guys need to piss yourselves over every single Undertale reference someone makes? You've become more annoying than the worst of the Undertale fandom. Stop acting so immature.
NYEH!!!!!
Lucky Pikachu nyeh heh heh! I got your reference!😆
Lucky Pikachu really come on undertale doesn't have anything to do with the video
Am I the only one who really hopes the sun/moon pokedex entries for Rotom are written in first person?
Najarala I'm pretty sure their not but they are something along the lines of, rotom is the best Pokemon ever
Najarala because the pokedex IS a rotom transformed into the pokedex
I wouldn't say Rotom is transformed into the pokedex, more like inhabiting the pokedex and using its features to communicate with you on your journey.
there is no National Dex and Rotom isn't in the Alola dex
+Metal Z Gaming poor Rotom.
“Using another Pokémon as a weapon” cough cough, Dragapult, cough cough
I bursted out laughing when I saw that dreppy "eagerly waits to be launched out of dragapult." I hope he does go over that in the 2nd part if he hasn't yet.
"How is it still so heavy?" Black holes are heavy...that's how they work.
And you showed Gengar, but didn't mention its own disturbing dex entry...how it kills humans to make friends.
It's a fun one because they literally did that in the very first season of the anime.
Had an idea...why not do an opposite to this? Awesome/Good dex entries. Like the one for Stoutland in Moon.
He didn't mention Gengar here because he mentioned Gengar in the Sun video.
Necromancer? No. Necrodancer!
CaitSeith AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I GET IT CUZ ORICORIO IS A DANCING BIRD AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL AAAAAAAAAAA
"using another pokemon as a weapon. and not just any pokemon, but the first form in it's own line!"
I can't wait until you mention Dragapult in future videos.
What happens when Kirby swallows Guzzlord? Does the world implode and cease to exist?
Dustin Benzel, I have no idea.
BTW, Drifloon is secretly Marx Soul.
Someone write that fan fiction! (The Marx one.)
"A little too REEL!?!?" XD
I swear that one wasn't on purpose. The puns are too deep in my bloodstream now to stop myself.
JWittz LET THE PUNS FLOW THROUGH YOU OR FACE PUN-ISHMENT but in all seriousness I seriously love puns
These puns, they just too punbearable. But very punny at the same time
+TheJWittz I Relicanth stop myself either. I'Machamp at Pokémon puns.
Shizuru Nakatsu some people say puns are unbeartic-able but they are pretty cool if ya ask me
Pokemon capable of Mega Evolution have Pokedex entries specifically for their Mega Evolutions. Here's some you missed:
*Mega Scizor*:
"Due to the effects of Mega Evolution, its pincers have taken on a more diabolical form, ripping anything they pinch to shreds."
*Creepy Factor*: straight-forward
*Mega Salamence*:
"Mega Evolution fuels its brutality, and it may even turn on the Trainer who raised it. It's been dubbed "the blood-soaked crescent."
*Creepy Factor*: the fact its entry uses the words "blood-soaked."
Scary stuff.
Mew-TubeTM he put it in the Mega Evolution video
You are actually one of the only quality youtubers
Peter Mennonna Indeed
Peter Mennonna there's a lot of quality youtubers but I agree. He's consistent, he hasn't changed for the worse, and he doesn't do clickbait
Peter Mennonna chuggaaconroy
Yes
TheCrazyNintendoMan ! true, I NEVER said he is the only, I just said one of the only.
Kukui shouldn't have let Rotom in the Pokedex.
I'm so glad you're gonna do Mega Evolution dex entries! They're dark as heckie and def deserve their own video.
Also, I'm pretty sure this gen's entries are dark because the dex has been possessed by a mischievous poltergeist.
The Umbreon part just reminded me of the Sylveon PokéDex entry from Pokémon Sun.
Sylveon: It's ribbonlike feelers give off an aura that weakens hostility in its prey, causing them to let down their guard. Then it attacks.
People often forget that eevee is somewhat based on foxes. Eevee is a carnivore, same with many of its evolutons.
Riles9000 Yeah that's true. But it's tough to see Sylveon like that!
I wonder if gen8's dex will be even more morbid
I hope so.
Rowan McMullan We'll just have to see if a Gengar or Mismagius is trapped in the Gen 8 Dex.
I just want an evolutionary line of Krampus Pokemon
Rowan McMullan Hah, true. xD
Anti-Santa? So a delibird rival, like zangoose and seviper but hopefully good and worth using, unlike delibird.
Alolan Golem: *fires its children out of its cannon*
Dragapult: i'm about to copy this man's whole career
That Drifloon one was just unsettling. I mean jeez!
keeping all sharp objects away from my drifloon after reading that.
Swedish X *Aftermath*
Goomtrooper I will not see that ability in the same light again.
i just keep thinking of the Grinch yoga video every time i read it
Swedish X reminds me of Marx Soul in KSSU.
I always love these creepy pokedex entries.
I love how they simply allow Mimikyu to exist. It sent a man into a shock so bad it KILLED him just for existing, but the professors are just like, "Oh, okay. You can exist,".
If Mega Glailie isn't number 1 on the creepy Mega Pokemon entires I'll be a bit upset.
Sure, there's a lot of competition for the worst one, especially from Mega Kangaskhan, but I can't really get over BREAKING ITS OWN JAW TO THE POINT WERE IT CAN NO LONGER EAT.
Maddy Leaman The Kang one makes me feel kind of sad for some reason
It's no better when you remember the main reason people Mega Evolve Glalie is for either Return (Break your jaw to show you love me!) or more often, Explosion.
Break your jaw before you explode, 'kay?
Guzlord reminds me of Full Metal Alchemist's Gluttony. Only crazier.
To me it looks like Garbodor and Swallot had a babty, and then that baby had a baby with Hydreigon, and then that baby took steroids.
S U C C
Felicity Swan You my friend have excellent taste.
Felicity Swan Maybe Guzlord regurgitates like Titans.
We don’t talk about FMAB gluttony...not since the incident
The Mega Evolution entries made me not want to use the mechanic anymore because I felt so bad
Didn't stop me, most of my favourites aren't harmed.
Literal God I'm pretty sure Mega Evolution only hurts if the trainer doesn't have a good bond with their Pokemon. If you have a strong bond with your Pokemon, the mega evolution won't hurt, if the bond is terrible, mega evolving will hurt like heck. I suggest only mega evolving Pokemon with full happiness, so your bond is strong.
Literal God honestly I think that's what they were going for, especially since they didn't add any new megas in gen 7.
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1:12 JWittz predicted the Dragapult line, lmao.
according to my sister, Guzzlord eats its own poop, and that's why its droppings have never been found.
Rabbits do that.
does he also eat the poop he creates when he eats his poop?
No, they weren't found because the Illuminati took them away. DUH.
Um, the most likely answer is that it doesn't need to make them in the first place, since it turns everything it eats into energy
well if it ate it's poop, there would be more demolished poop comes out, and matter can't be destroyed so she is wrong
MINOR spoilers? Why not MINIOR spoilers? >:3
-_-
Randy_exe_19 just use 😑
Bewear's moon entry made me realize something: Why doesn't it learn crush grip?
because cruch grip is with your hand and fingers, somthing bewear has a problem with.
plus only regigigas can learn it and a legendary move on a normal pokemon with high base attack would be too op
1:06 Continuing the tradition, we now have Dragapult. "When it isn't battling, it keeps Dreepy in the holes on its horns. Once a fight starts, it launches the Dreepy like supersonic missiles."
This is why my Dragapult is nicknamed Yeet-mama.
Geodudes are a weapon to surpass Metal Gear
This is like one of my Japanese animes!
Charm its funny that geodudes were able to run away from rhyperior using them as weapons only to be used by Golem
Who hurt you GameFreak?!
The Fairy Tale Pony
Life
I really love your videos and especially the Weird/Creepy Pokedex entries series. You are my role model and you showed me that you can do what you care for no matter how old you are.
Speaking of droppings, Turtonator has EXPLOSIVE droppings. 😂
One pokemon tries to protect small pokemon in one version and kills them in the other one.
That's fun.
that's called real life
+Ope Awe Sgoot the baby!SHOOT THE BABY!!!
And if you combine both entries, it reads like if it kills every small pokemon it helps, by accident.
_It delivers headbutts with the water bubble on its head. Small Pokémon get sucked into the bubble, where they drown. Despite what its appearance suggests, it cares for others. If it finds vulnerable, weak Pokémon, it protectively brings them into its water bubble._
I lost it at Driftloom and burst out laughing. "Who hurt you, Game Freak?"
Are we not going to talk about Toxapex's entry.
Doesn't Rhyperior do the exact same thing with Geodude
Lawr J yup
Lawr J Stop geodude abuse
Yup! I think it's a little underrated fact.
luciano de la luz #geodudeslivesmatter
I still love this series. Thanks for continuing it.
I guess you could say Oricorio is a ... Necro-dancer!
No lie Crypt of the Necrodancer is one of my favorite rhythm games. I try to play with an actual DDR pad for a workout and it's insanely hard!
Patrick De Brun 10/10
I didn't think you had the HEART!
Patrick De Brun, more like Patrick De PUN
That moment when you favorite Pokémon is a trained killer...
Im so glad youre still releasing quality content. You get to the point, and you are easy going. Which makes you easy to listen to! Thank you jwittz! We love and appreciate you.
Lmao golem just tosses geodude
With the release of gen 8, the first entry is REALLY funny in hindsight.
@Dragapult in gen 8, literally launching its kids at its enemies
isn't there official art of a Pikachu being pulled in by a Palacent?, that sand castle Pokémon,
Palossand, and yes there is! Here ya go: www.pokemon-sunmoon.com/media/uploads/aug_18_19/pokemon-770x562-palossand.jpg
Palossand, and yes there is.
Cool, I needed some nightmare fuel before sleep.
the pikachu is crying...it's so sad...
Now just think. Those Pikabones will be stripped, polished, and carried around for as long as a Palossand lives, or until they finally decay.
before Aolan Golem, Rhyperior was the one shooting Geodudes! From it's arm cannons since D/P!
Alolan Golem + Dragapult; yeetus the fetus.
"I don't like bones" so you don't like bones huh? May I introduce you to the great papyrus?
And his bro- Wait, nevermind.
that what I was thinking
My finger is on the trigger
Same. Except I thought of Papyrus AND Sans..
undertaleismehdecent
so those small white circles around the bottom of palossand aren't pebbles, they're bones....
no, there pebbles. the bones are underground.
You don't like bones, you don't like innards. What DO you like, JWittz?!
I think the best nickname for an Alolan Exeggutor is Lesser Tree
***** and then you pet the Alolan Exeggutor
i plan on breeding for a shiny, just so i can call it Yellow Diamond
TheKawaiifan I want to catch a shiny Exeggcute and then evolve and name it Lesser Tree.
Yes. This is perfect.
Best part is alolan exeggutors ability is frisk
5:09 - 5:36
JWittz channeling his inner JonTron.
Necromancer Pokémon: **exists**
Me: **somehow gets Coco flashbacks**
Oh my gosh, I love the pokedex XD
If Guzzlord has a black hole in it's stomach, I am a Guzzlord
This will always be my favorite Pokemon series out there. The Dex is so entertaining.
That wording in Umbreon's entry is confusing. It only eats its prey's throats? That doesn't seem like it would contain much meat...
no I think it was referring to umbreon's prey when it says "and then eats it" not throats. As in it goes for the throat and then eats it's prey.
like most big cats honestly... jump at the throat, eat everything
I like this. I'm headcannoning this from now on. Umbreon only eats throats. And beans.
Otaking Mikohani no it kills the Pokémon by attacking at the throat
my little kittycorn , pretty sure it's just a joke
RATTLE ME *B O O O O N E S S S S S*
I. SAID. NO. BOOOOONESSSS
BOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
soooooo, you feel it in your bones that there should be no bones
No bones about it.
+Lucas Wight that hurts my skull
The equivalent of A adult Launching its children three years later it happened again
Nanu wrote the whole pokedex.
Black holes are pretty heavy
PhrozenFox 'pretty'
Gen 7: Alolan Golem firing its babies at opponents
Gen 8: Dragapult firing its babies at opponents
Wait.. Comment's are back?! How long have I been under a rock??
PhantomPacker99 A few weeks
PhantomPacker99 a while.
Super neko what comments
When where they gone? Im confused.
Live 4 the memes die 4 the memes He disabled them for a long time
Something I've been wondering for a while now is: how come there isn't a "Light" type for Pokemon? I mean we have Dark type, so why not Light to be opposite it? I mean we have pretty much all the other basic elements so why not? There's Bug, Grass, Rock, Steel, and Ground types which pretty much covers the whole Earth Element. Then there's Flying, and Electric types which covers the Air element. There's Fire types which cover the Fire Element (duh). There's Water and Ice types which cover the Element of Water. There's Dark for the Darkness Element (again duh). There's the Fighting and Poison types for physical Combat. There's Ghost, Dragon, Psychic and Fairy types for the Mystically inclined. Finally, there is the Normal type which is pretty much neutral.
DracoInduperator light type might come in gen 8 hopefully. Only time will tell.
DracoInduperator I think Fairy can fill in for a Light-type. It's still super-effective on Dark-types.
DracoInduperator Actually, in Japan, Dark type is called Evil type. It doesn't necessarily represent the element of darkness, but rather malicious intent and cheap tactics. It's also why Fighting is super effective against Dark, because of the whole good vs. evil thing.
Louella Ramos Really? That's very interesting. Do you know what the word is in Japanese?
DracoInduperator It's あくタイプ (aku taipu), or "Evil type".
Theory. Okay, so I think I've figured out why these entries are so well, disturbing. I believe it relates towards Lusamine. It is likely that the rotom rex is developed by the aether foundation for research, as Rotom isn't even in the Alola region. Since Lusamine's claim that she loves all Pokemon is a sham, and she really only loves UBs, it could be in how she is trying to somehow convince herself that only the UBs matter. Idk, theory.
Here are both stufful entries
Sun: despite it's adorable appearance, when it gets angry and flails about, its arms and legs could knock out a pro wrestler sprawling
Moon:a touch from anyone expect a known friend sends it into a surging frenzy. It's an incredibly dangerous Pokémon
I wonder if anyone can survive a beware'shug with little injury
Kyle Campbell Ash because Anime logic, well we all know he'll catch one eventually
all anime character that get hugged will survive
Bewear hugging the characters and hurting them in the process is probably going to be a running gag in the Anime like Jigglypuff's Sing or Bianca always pushing Ash into the nearby water.
Rainpooper Ash breaking someones or burning someone's bike
you fool, team rocket keeps surviving bewear gripping them, and I doubt Jessie or James will catch bewear, as then how can you have the bewear taking them back to his home gag if he is in a pokeball.
Nice one as always JWittz, this will always be my favourite series from you!
Dang, looks like Nintendo's taking some stuff from real life for there games. Certain species of sharks are actually endangered because of overfishing.
And also, it's no big deal that Umbreon eats other Pokémon. It is based off of a canine.
And finally, Ruxish (dunno how to spell it) is a Pacific Cod. THEY EAT OYSTERS AND CLAMS!
Noah Bretches I find it good that pokemon does such a nod to certain topics in social criticism every so often.
Hornswroggle I do too.
I hope this makes you make more money with this comment.
Stryfes I don't think that's how it works 😂
+whatEver it sort of does
That Golem segment was too good
lol the spoiler warning.
Wait, since when do Megas have their own Pokedex entries?
I found this website with a couple nowloading.co/p/pokemons-blood-soaked-crescent-mega-evolutions-are-hurting-your-mons/4144633
Victini Jesus Christ, Rotom!
Why do you keep doing this?!?!
No, but seriously, Gamefreak's going a bit overboard with the Pokedex entries.
Justin Jarrett Yeah ._.
I just read some of those! Seriously Game Freak, who hurt you?
havent been on this channel since i saw the ultimate EV and IV guide. your vids are awesome man