Everything Wrong With The Great Wall In 20 Minutes Or Less
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- Опубликовано: 31 июл 2017
- So China paid Matt Damon gazillions of dollars to appear in a big-budget sh*t-fest film involving the Great Wall and mystical creatures... and is ANYONE surprised that movie ended up being crappy?! I'm not. You're not.
Let's run down its sins, shall we?
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100 sins for the proto-bungee jumping soldiers. They did NOT kill enough to make up for the loss of so many able-bodied soldiers that could have been doing something more productive!
Dont forget the wasting of perfectly good spears those soldiers could have used to kill way more than just 1 dead creature for 1 wasted spear and maybe 3 to 5 dead soldiers.
Something more PRODUCTIVE you say.... ;)
@Have a Nice Day They did not really make good use of that distraction.
@@s.c.p-foundation6923 lol that was what I was thinking too. They could have been making babies. Waste of good Chinese women. Bungie booby ladies now who the men on the wall going to fuck.....omg it becomes a sausage fest.
@@alvinpeterson1039 Ok no not like that, you're making it sound like you're trying to orchestrate the largest orgy in the world.
They could've been "hired" by our Foundation and wear some cool neo orange jumpsuits though.
That bungee jumping scene is forever imprinted in my memory as the most useless battle strategy in history.
Also yes, half the cast is way too good to be in this kind of movies.
Circ De Sola acrobats used to fight monsters. Makes no sense at all.
It annoyed me so much, they were literally feeding themselves to the creatures
Is it worse than the hobbit extended cut twirly-whirlies? I mean... kinda yeah.
Trebuchets outside the walls of Winterfell while the White Walkers attack - "Am I a joke to you?"
I think their just to slow them down
I liked the film but I’m just so confused as to why. Like the plot is so random but I just enjoy watching it.(maybe it’s commander lin)
Call of Duty: Ghosts...
The power of boners strikes again.
Eh its certainly possible to like a terrible movie by tuning out and not thinking about all the bs; but that's not what we do here!
It's a shit but good movie , 😁
I've found that hot Asian women appearing in shitty movies tends to make me pay attention more.
I can't figure out why.
The real enemy against whom the Great Wall was built was more badass than these monsters
Mongolian Nomadic tribes: are we a joke to you
Sorry but I had a stroke reading your comment
Huns > Crociguanasauruses
Well the monsters had 1700 years to go through evaluation so you would think their is a wide variety of monsters ones they have tougher skin ones that can jump higher ones that can dig but no
@@caveman5128 Somebody doesn't understand evolution
so the wall took them 1700 years to build ?? did the monsters wait for them all that time ? i demand 1000 sins for that
1700 sins...
aliens coming from a meteor?
Unless the Chinese had time-traveling technology, how would they know to build a wall a threat doesn't exist?
FarmingtonS9 According to the history, it was built to keep mongolian invaders out. So im assuming thats why they had.
I understand that part of history, but isn't this movie about keeping retarded dogs out of China? And not about Mongolia.
When you do The Emoji Movie, just add 50 sins in the beginning
Add 1 sin for every second in the movie
ThePersonThat NeverWas I bet you the first sin is gonna be: "This movie exists!".
Yeah, I'm sure you've all seen it.
ThePersonThat NeverWas you mean 1,000 sins!
Maybe add on a few thousands and the bonus round at the end
The "misunderstanding" scene over the black powder actually fits in with the Asian theme here perfectly. I can't count the many times I saw an Asian tv show/movie where 90% of the plot was nothing but misunderstandings. The lead female yells/slaps/break ups with the male lead because she saw him "kiss" a love rival, all the while the audience was "NOOOO she kissed him, did you not once notice him stiffen up and not once wrap his arms around her? THAT IS RIGHT you saw the scene from over a 100 yards away on the other side of the street while the cars went whizzing by obstructing your view but you were so sure he was the one in the wrong."
the only thing that's truly Asian in this movie: soap opera clichés 😂
I've seen that in countless Western films, too. It's not exclusive to Asian films. But yeah, it does seem more common in Asian shows.
Indian movies are also like that.plot is all about misunderstandings and characters acting like very very stupid.indian movies are all drama like real drama that no one can relate with
4:55 Let's just forget the MANY flaws and appreciate this lady getting eaten but still trying to stab...
I was really impressed with that woman!! "Yes, I'm being bitten in half, but that's no excuse to give up on my job - and that job is stabbing large green lizard monsters!"
I think it's more of "Shit I'm getting eaten, I need to get out by stabbing my enemy. Also this job is so stupid in war."
While hanging upside down.
Seriously; y'all lost a great laundry hanger there.
Sorry for the nerdiness, but her near-death situation probably means that her system is pumped full of adrenaline, thus making her disregard the fact that she is literally getting chewed up by monsters.
Cinematic drama or science? You choose.
If the logos are too quick it's a sin
If they are too long it's also a sin
This is true. NO movie is without sin.
Yeah, some of these companies are so famous, having a logo period is rediculous
Maaz Mal I mean universal could have a black screen that says "you know it's us" in white letters.
the sin in this video was about universal themselfes being ashamed about the movie and therefor didnt want to take credit for it
Addisonic There is going to be a logo on every movie ever.
"Ah, Sudden Willem Dafoe!"
The best kind of Willem Dafoe.
You know..he is some kind of a cameo himself
@@imbi9580 lmao
1700 sins
Andrew Bennett thank you. I waited 8 months for that recognition
Unless you live alone... in the woods.
Tao tei
Strength:10
Endurance:4
Charisma:0
Perception:7
Agility:10
Luck:5
Intelligence:100000000
If I were a Tao tei, I'd be kinda resentful of that Charisma: 0 score. I mean, comon bro. That's harsh.
*STUPIDITY: 9999999999999999999999999999999999*
Yes
S.E.C.P.A.L.I. ...You casual
ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND
8:01 I love how the guys behind the pillar start cheering like they can see what he just did
Lets
Get down to
Business
To defeat the Huns
Did
They send
Me daughters
When I asked
For sons?
Youre the saddest bunch, pathetic lot
Maryland
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you
Maryland you're the saddest bunch i ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you
So no ones gonna mention that the first letters spell out LGBT?
This looks like some generic creature horde movie mixed with a failed version of Game of Thrones mixed with Pacific Rim and Attack on Titan.
That is a very accurate description. Except I used to watch Attack on Titan because it was enjoyable. This wasn't.
so not that, right? I mean its like when people say "this is a rip off mix of A,B,C " if you have to name multiple products than its not a rip off or a variant of that thing.
Well. That's the asian culture there :D They like this kind of narration, colorful style, strange creatures, etc.
Delightful Addition I legit fell asleep in the theater during this lol was so bored lol it was my girls choice in movies lol
Delightful Addition Well they said the setting was that so deal with it. If you look closely it's like any blockbuster, but Chinese, yet White hero. That mistake is why its not really working in all markets
Tao tie is a real mythical creature, so is all the other details are right...
So I'm not sure what you're criticizing, one of the highest budget movies in Asian movie history, or the culture itslef
The movie also never addresses the fact that the entire Great Wall isn’t the same as the segment everyone knows, parts of the wall are just piles of rubble.
that's because those parts are where the enemies don't attack. Instead , they attack the well-developed wall segments.
Only rubble now but in old days was supposed to be upright
10:56 You'd take time to mourn, too, if you lost your Wang.
You'd have to be really manly to just mourn about it. Most would cry loudly and for 5 hours.
9:23 "Shitty pants on her shoulders."
What does he actually say? I haven't heard anything else there.
Florian Probst "She depends on her soldiers..."
Now I cant unheard it. Damn you :)
What can I say except you're welcome. :)
Thank you
You didn’t sin that the Emperor dude said nine feet when they don’t use the imperial measuring system in Ancient China
But it's imperial China eh? eh? :)
@@shawnparshall1165 Hahahahahahaha
Ancient China also used a similar measurement like the imperial and they translation in English are the same
I read your comment in Ron Swanson's voice
Amen
No sin for somehow shooting an arrow with a massive stick of dynamite attatched?
Ken M It's possible. You just need to give it enough power to account for alt drop and drag. The right amount of power can send anything flying the right direction.
Yeah, I think the issue here is that you can't give it enough power with a recurve bow. Especially when, according to the movie itself, all but one of these are second-rate recurve bows.
You might-could do it with a crossbow, which these guys actually have. But they only used them for a couple minutes during the first battle scene and then promptly forgot about them. That whole sin where they don't bother to use some of their weapons in situations when they would be pretty useful? Yeah, there seems to be some recidivism there.
That was actually used in China. Essentially they would strap something like a firework to an arrow or spear, light it, and watch it fly.
Those were a thing in both china and korea. Not that big, but with a small bamboo container strapped to the arrow. They would fly out from the bow and explode after burying themselves in wood or flesh.
⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ ⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ yes
Actually, a big budget fantasy about the Great Wall and mystical creatures is a great starting point for a film. It's not the concept that was shit...it was everything else.
I disagree: I think the Great Wall itself is a big enough wonder without having to add all the CGI mythological creatures. They have no real purpose other than to dazzle the audience (which they don't seem to do, being very derivative).
JASON BOURNE IT'S JESUS CHRIST
Andrey Prince lol the only comment that made me laugh today. Thanks!
Thanks for making my day, bro!
Okay that's actually fucking hilarious
This is so old but it’s still funny
*starts playing Extreme Ways by Moby
If I ever join the CIA, Strategist Wang will be my code name.
Ivypool of ThunderClan I’m changing my gamertag to StrategistWang
Ivypool of ThunderClan LOL!
LOL
Miniature wang would be a better name for you
I can't the difference between Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg.
Just saying, but in the past before military uniforms were a thing, separating your army by colors was actually a thing. It made it easier to keep people of the same unit together in a messy field full of people. The one thing they didn't have is expert costume designers that could make perfect copy of highly detailed armor with super glossy metal paints like the ladies in blue have in this movie.
i read that they also wore same coloured undergarments to check for spies
so you would have to steal the armour and the rest of the clothes to not be suspected
No, they didn't. Commanding officers would have different adornments, but armies weren't colour-coded until the advent of gunpowder and musket warfare. Even then, that was the entire army, not just sub-divisions.
EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THE EMOJI MOVIE
Everything is wrong with the emoji movie
Mynameisnotjoshua they dont do sins until the movies come out on dvd, so have fun waiting 6 months
nothing
There is absolutely nothing wrong with the movie, it deserves an Oscar for how amazing it is.
In 150 minutes or less.
everything wrong with "The Emoji Movie"
that'll be the most sins in a hot minute
Samantha E infinte sins: THIS....MOVIE... EXSIT
DING.
SIN COUNT: INFINATE
SENTENCE.... THE END OF THE WORLD
Samantha E lol it would go like this.
"Everything wrong with the emoji movie".
Everything, *ding*
30 minute long video
Every single second of the movie
Samantha E a minute?! You do realize he'll have to make a stream to get every single sin down right?
The best part of this was “on Australia they circle the queen the other direction” 🤣👌👌👌
What does it mean???
@@truthseeker7845 17:45 It’s just the Southern Hemisphere joke about the toilet water going the opposite way to northern hemisphere 🤦♂️ I’m from the Southern Hemisphere so I appreciate it more. 🤣
@@1pierrr I see, thanks. Yeah that’s funny
Great line
I'm so thirsty for Pedro Pascal that I was sorely tempted to watch this movie.
...
Cinemasins just saved me precious hours of my life.
i saw this movie before my pedro pascal thirst and it was so forgettable i forgot i saw it even though he was in it
I wonder how many EXO-Ls went to see this movie solely because Luhan was in it. Honestly, probably the same amount that went to see Valerian because of Kris. Can't judge too hard though, because that was definitely the only reason I saw either of those movies
e wilks true
e wilks True tho
Honestly I went on a date with a guy I kept turning down just because he Heard i loved luhan and offered to take me to this movie to see him on the big screen 😅
e wilks that is literally the only reason I watched the movie 😂
e wilks wait wait wait *kris is in valerian???* i need to see this movie
Don't judge me i'm trash
Noooo!!! I was waiting for you to play the power rangers theme when all the colored generals were on screen at once. You missed a bet man, lol.
He missed a lot a power ranger jokes here.
Yes
But he did play the theme from Tangled for the lantern scene. And a voice-over from Kungfu Panda. So it kind of balances.
9:24 "$hitty pants on her shoulders."
🤣
One of the best lines I have heard yet,
"This movie is offensive even without Matt Damon's involvement."
Who's going to pay for The Great Wall?
Couch Tomato We will build a wall, and make the Mongols pay for it!
Ah... monsters?
Couch Tomato That was *almost clever*, congrats
The Seven Kingdoms. Or perhaps, just Casterly Rock.
Manchus
A WILD LUHAN APPEARS
Jungshook wait was Luhan actually in this movie?
Jungshook Oh my god where, fam?
@ 2:28 the "idiot keymaster" lmao. Although he DID act in the movie, I read somewhere that he appeared like less than 3 minutes in the whole movie
Luhan!
Mother of God, I was waiting to find that comment, yeaaaah
The accent Matt Damon uses is actually more similar to the English accent of the time period (original Shakespeare would have sounded more similar to this than modern, posh English)
I just wonder how many fangirls in China went to see Luhan or the few seconds of Lin Gengxin or Wang Junkai?
Everything Wrong with The Emoji Movie in 3 hours or less
AdmiralSupreme Only 3?
AdmiralSupreme He's doing it tomorrow I think
They. Cinema sins is four guys - I think.
AdmiralSupreme
*9 hours
Everything Wrong with The Emoji Movie in 3 days or less
To sum this film in few words: Earn that paycheck, Matt!
I only watched this movie cause Luhan was the brave idiot boy who literally sets the movie in motion, and yet I am shocked that neither "killing a popstar in a movie cilche" or "this is the kid that wrote that good good" weren't sins.
Here's an idea: *Go stick a bunch o magnets at the outer wall*
Biggest sin other than ancient Chinese female general speaking English is the costume department. In the trailer I literally thought this was an ancient Chinese adaptation of the Power Rangers with all the different colors. I mean if it WAS Power Rangers, then maybe it wouldn't be so bad because it's supposed to be a cringe worthy childhood nostalgia.
Asian Power Rangers? Ultra Man, dude.
colors define which army they belong to it also has mythological influence where shiny colored armor gives you supernatural powers
Wasn't sure about this, so I asked my Taiwanese wife about it. Turns out it's true.
its not exactly a historical movie to begin with
Or the fact that these shoulder-eyed monsters have no depth perception
JESUS CHRIST THAT'S JASON BOURNE!!!
"The great Wall of China has been under surveillance for years, exactly what is it you are looking to find?" *Turns and looks back at general to find him intensely staring at the screen*
"Sir?"
General: "Rewind the footage 6 seconds."
"Sir?"
General: "Do it now!"
*spins around in chair, rewinds the footage*
General: *starts breathing heavily*
General: "Pause it…there!"
*Turns around looking at the general again*
*Slowly turns back around in chair*
General:…Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne!
*Looks in Awe*
BattleUp Saber Jason Bourne, it's Jesus Christ!
I know you don’t remember what you commented on.... but, this was an awesome comment
Why did the monsters retreat? They were winning
Because the plot demands it
It looked that way but they had lost about 10,000 of out their 1,000,000 that were attacking. Those losses are too high for that monster team.
They need to attack later when the wall is not defended so well, especially by the Blue Team of ladies.
When you build a great wall and make china pay for it, you get sick of winning.
:v they just eat enough...
9:24 cant stop laughing "sh#tty pants on her soldiers"
Let this be a lesson to movie makers. Script is important also. People are wondering why their movie didn't do as well as they thought. It would most likely do better if they put as much effort/money on the script as they do on the actors they hire and the effects. (-.-)
Things that are important for movies:
-Good Script.
-Good characters.
-Good story.
Things that aren't important, but everyone thinks it is important:
-Good actors.
-Actors that don't study characters and just work out (DCEU).
-Good costumes.
-A lot of special effects.
Where 2 of the 3 last ones are an added bonus, they are not necessary for a good movie.
marcus24000 well you be my guest on creating a completely new idea that doesn't take part from any of the trillions of ideas already out there.
It won't cause it's not that kind of movie. It praises ancient chinese warmachine not through individual characters, but through the cooperation of the masses of soldiers, so it doesn't really need a good strong heroes, it needs skilled extras.
I mean - yeah, it's a dumb action movie, obviously, but it's done differently than, say, Mad Max, so you can't judge it by the same standarts.
+Chet Wilson ~ Good actors are a bit more important than you allow for. Or do you think Tommy Wisaeu from 'The Room' can make a movie as good as Matt Damon or even Keanu Reeves? I can't see 'The Covenant' doing even remotely as well, let alone being good, if Tommy had been in it instead of Leo DiCaprio.
Loopy Kick honestly i really liked the movie
You keep referring to eyes as a "video game weak spot". I think they're just a regular weak spot, man. They're soft and fleshy and the brain is right behind them. Aiming for them makes sense no matter the situation, honestly.
Not the eyes of the small creatures. The bigger creatures that command the small ones straight up have a glowing bulge-organ on the top of their head.
Have you ever tried arrow-ing someone in the knee in real life?
@Kernal Scott 2 Involves video games
@Kernal Scott 2 r/woooosh
"I used to be an adventurer like you"..."
Ps: "But then I learned that cake was a lie!"..."
Bruh the purple close combat guys are typical online teammates! They just stand they cowering while you fight the enemy team
damn ... cinemasins got ANGRY on this one!
Lord Zephyros it was pretty fuckin bad
Lord Zephyros it was a shit moive😂
Nah, just exasperated. He's gotten WAY angrier than this
Some Guy in which video ?? I want to watch that 😂
Don't remember, probably Transformers or something. What's the shittiest, most money grabbing franchise you can think of?
When I had first saw a trailer for The Great Wall, I immediately felt that this was going to be a very generic creature movie that I would not be as interested in seeing. I know it is not the best thing to judge a movie simply by watching the trailer, and I wished it the best in success, but that was my default impression of what I saw.
My first thought was a realistic, historical movie about the Mongol invasion of China... because why else would the Great Wall be built? ...then demons appeared and my expectations dropped immensely.
KMQP DEOQ QLMO HLGR UPVW XRIO LQZD OCBI it is real dummy get ur facts right idiot this movie was amazing
That is ok. People who go to movies regularly knows if a movie is going to be good or not based on the trailers because there is a pattern when you really look at it.
to quote the immortal Krusty: "They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house. I'm not made of stone!"
It took me a few secounds but that the Toa Tai runs in the opposite direction in Australia joke at 17:45 really got me!! 😆😆
Did honestly no one think these soldiers look like an army of Power Rangers?
Ха ха ха ха! Право в целта!
Movie would have been better with ninja swooshing sounds anytime any soldier moved a limb.
Please do everything wrong with ET. It may be a classic but every movie has sins
It does not, penis breath!
Poever it's their slogan. No movie is without sin
Mario Badia good point
Just cover the special fx changed version of it, everyone hates that.
ET: The extra terrestrial 2 sins 🤣
Gotta be honest, I REALLY loved this one, but I can't put my finger on why? I agree with most of your points, but still - i just love it!
Silence all the talking voices. But leave the music as is.
You will SEE why you liked it.
In short, discard the plot? .
I am going to do that and watch this as a very long artistic gymnastics skit. Going from the bungiekirithenotevenremotelyasusefulassuicideattackseven style depicted in the trailer, I really can't watch this plot? as a movie and not depart the moment white guy started his first conversation with the soldiers. That scene type got extremely boring this late in my life.
I honestly don’t give a fuck to this guy how does he have 9 mill subs I like the movie I bought the movie
Monster 1: So what's your favorite colored chinese warrior to eat?
Monster 2: I like the red ones. They have this mild strawberry flavor in their blood. it's nice.
Monster 3: I prefer those blue clad girls that they dangle. Their soft bodies are minty and sweet.
Monster 4: Just give me a purple warrior. They're well marinated in soy sauce with a hint of citrus. : )
Why are the Chinese warriors colored like Mortal Kombat ninjas? Like Did the director think badges showing their division were too hard to believe?
do one google search and you'll realize, yes, he does.
Made me think of Chinese Checkers actually.
Every Luhan Stan cried when CinemaSIns said Luhan was an idiot XD
Jewel Kyaw I WAS TRIGGERED
Jewel Kyaw A BITCH WAS CRYING DURING THE MOVIE AND THAT BITCH WAS ME!!
OMG YAS. I was sobbing so hard in the cinemas and my friend was staring at me like...
right haudwihdd
I nearly threw my phone across the room. Screw you Cinema sins!
He should have done an audio outtake with the Tao Tei are climbing the wall and is shows William (using an audio dub of Gerry Lane from World War Z saying They're coming over the top)
Apparently the other 4,000+ wall WAS under attack, but less monsters were there.
God damn Mongorians don't break down my shity wall (South Park)👌👌
Literally came into the comments to say they should've combined the opening battle with shitty wok guy yelling at the Mongolians for one of the bonus scenes. +1 sin to CinemaSins.
Can you just bypass the movies and do "Everything Wrong With Hollywood"?
He used to do a series (I think on his second channel) called "Dear Hollywood" or "Letters to Hollywood".
Need a 300hr video and a lot of meds.
I would like to see that
I love this movie, but after watching this video, I feel sad.
The action, drama, and cinematic efforts of the movie are nice. It's just that the plot and purpose is kinda dumb.
@@blackSUAAAVE drama wasnt nice dude. that one girl flirts matt damon whole time its annoying
Zhang Yimou directed this. That's a whole new level for a sin
If you two could speak chinese...then this vid would have more sins than ever
It's like they gave the job to an online translator instead of a Chinese American or a person who was both good at Chinese and English.
Do you happen to have a couple examples for our comedic benefit? :-D
16:28 i don't know mandarin or cantonese but the girl looks like she was thinking, "Wtf is he saying"
@@GingerBreadMan1178 lol
You guys are the best!!! Keep up the great work!!!
Please do:
1) The Circle
2) Rogue One
3) The Princess Bride
4) The Boss Baby
5) Jack Reacher never go back
6) Ella enchanted
7) The Huntsmen Winters War
8) Back to the future 3
9) Shrek 2,3,4
10) Madagascar 2 and 3
What happened to the Emoji movie?
He likes to sin old movies when sequels or remakes are coming out (see his recent sins for The Mummy franchise as Tom Cruise's reboot came out), so we'll probably see Rogue One in the winter before The Last Jedi comes out. :)
Roxas Hikari infinite sins
Emoji Movie can't happen till it is out on DVD/Blu-Ray.
It just went into theaters.
Zarina A113 o
Why they wasted an army of beautiful lady to do bungee stuff and probably dead
Why they dont just stand on the wall and throw the spear damn it
It's because the handsome guys in the army didn't want to do it.
9:26 Jeremy doesn’t know how to snore so he just edited a bunch of snorts together.
"Jesus Christ, this film was written by a 12-year-old"
- CinemaSins 2017
4:49 "Oh! They got one! Took them long enough"
Rewatch.
4:17 Two out of the three bungee jumpers get eaten on the VERY FIRST DROP.
1 sin to cinemasins lol
Real Frosty The Snowman I thought it was pretty hard to miss. To see whether I was the only one is my reason for being in the comments.
Eris Cyl nah trust i noticed that too on my first watch
You are taking this way to seriously.
@@ginoharnett8213 how are they? They are just pointing out whats happening on screen just like cinemasins do
Dammit, now I have to see this piece of cinematic existing thing.
I don't care about " everything wrong" I just love watch your video.. it's make my day..😆😆😆
You didn't give a sin for the guy doing dishes in full battle gear in the middle of the night when the enemy isn't attacking. At 15:20
You don't give a sin for Luhan doing dishes. Never. :P
True, he didn't even take off his hat/helmet or forearm protection, which felt ridiculous!
Aww don't sin Luhan...
You bring up a good point. Is there any point in this movie where the soldiers AREN'T wearing armor?
Washing dishes is dangerous work
Everyone's dressed in Christmas ornament colors.
Actually the colors are based on the 4 Chinese beasts. blue dragon, red phoenix, black turtle. The odd one is the tiger. Which is normally white and not yellow.
shadowspider9 its not actually the pheonix. Its a Chinese firebird but peopel mistaken it with the Pheonix
That's a pretty common theme in most pseudo-historical/fantasy asian movies.
Every time time you makes a ex machina reference I’m sinning him
He shot 4 arrows but it only showed 3 during the bowl scene
The Last Samurai was not a white savior movie -- Tom Cruise's characters didn't save anything. That movie was about learning and experiencing a dying culture (the last of the samurai) through the eyes of a someone who did not understand them at all (the white foreigner). The movie at its core is about someone coming to admire and appreciate a group of people so much that he ultimately chooses to stand by them until the end. The white character did not bring any new knowledge, technology, or deus machina that saved a group of people -- they still ultimately died out. A lot of people misunderstand the title of the movie "The Last Samurai" by thinking its referring to Tom Cruise. But it's not, it's referring to the last of the samurai that died alongside him.
true. the only true pro white nonsense of that movie is pretending that the enemy was other japanese soldiers when in reality it was white soldiers forcing japanese culture to completely change in meiji japan. it became a story of a white guy watching japanese men abuse other japanese men and not white soldiers coming in and making the samurai bushido seem useless. Later their teachings were used for such things as kamikaze bombing though, so no the samurai didnt actually fully die out. I wish they hadnt glossed over the real catalyst in the film
@@nicohart6781 what the actual fuck are you talking about? what the fuck is this comment? the meiji restoration era was japan rapidly modernizing themselves after centuries of isolationism, not "white soldiers" killing the bushido code and forcibly modernizing japan. how your addled brain managed to shit out that entire paragraph without having an aneurysm absolutely baffles me. In my decades reading Internet comments, I've never seen something so stupid, so historically ignorant, it's miraculous.
Despite the sentimentality, The Last Samurai actually whitewashes Japanese history, both sides of the Meiji Restoration used modern weapons, tactics, and had Western support. However, the film makes it seem like one clan of samurai living in the mountains (rather than half the nation) needed Tom Cruise (ala Dances with Wolves) to represent them ultimately in the end for the Emperor to renounce his modernization. The Last Samurai is based on a book, "The Devil Soldier", which happened during the Taiping Rebellion in China, but the setting was changed. In Japan, "the last true samurai" would be Saigo Takamori- one of three nobles who led the Meiji Restoration. Both of these actual histories would probably make for better movies.
@@Native_Creation How is that whitewashing?
李岱文 by casting a white man as...... "the last samurai "
I like how both long intro logos and short intro logos count as sins.
Kinda makes you wonder if the point they're trying to stress is these companies are so famous having their logo in the intro, period, is patronizing enough.
Generally when they're short the sin is about the company, not the logo itself or it's legth, there's plenty of sin videos without the "logo" part
Sinners gotta sin, yo.
The only way to win is not to play
Dude you had me laughing so hard I was crying for 5 minutes!!! Thanks for that!!
If you ever feel useless, remember the Crane Corps exist.
They forced Matt Damon into this movie so hard. If it was just a story about these Great Wall power rangers and put more effort into developing those characters it might've been cooler.
Seconded.
MicoDossun absolutely
Octavio Espinoza if I remember right a bunch people in China were like "do you think we're idiots and that you can make a half assed Hollywood style movie and we'll love it?" It really feels like he had an idea in his head and some studio execs decided to spin it into some love child of Chinese and Hollywood cinema and changed a bunch about it.
They added the white people so it would do better in China.
This movie's likeableness is 100% its pretty colours
Julia Prohaska the fact that you didn't use "it's" and wrote "its" correctly makes me very happy
Julia Prohaska totally unrelated but whatever
zobug 17 actually that's not how it's spelled
It does have pretty colours and fancy uniforms.
CinemaSins sin count:
1. William Dafoe was in Spiderman 1, not Spiderman 2
Yeah, I think he just had the number 2 on the brain when he was saying it.
To be fair he was in all three movies because that trilogy couldn't get enough of jerking off to Peter killing his best friend's daddy.
@@redenavari Did you really have to say it like that? Ugh... 😝
I’d check imbd if I was you…
2:02
When you wait for your parents to leave
Up next: Everything Wrong With the Emoji Movie in 17 days or less. They might as well create a fucking documentary.
Edit: Holy cow guys! 657 likes! I honestly expected 50 likes, tops.
Firestorm Galaxy only 17 minutes? Looks so terrible, it should be 30 minutes!
tudorjason he said 17 days bud :/
Kathleen Asmussen (hint: look up "hyperbole")
Firestorm Galaxy yes
just upload the entire movie lol
Oh, no. They dragged Luhan into this, didn't they?
I know right...It's sad
Aaaah, suddenly Willem Dafoe! Best laugh since "Shia Surprise"!
I love how he put Jack Black as the acent legend part with the scroll. 🤣🤣🤣
Im still waiting for the emoji movie make it happen
kyla James Geesh... it barely came out last week! Hold your horses.
gross
you're the kind of person to ask this before the movie even comes out
FoxTrottts it came out July 28
I, honestly, thought that film was a hoax, a rumour. I didn't know it was an actual reality until I saw an advert on TV for it.
Cinemasins really didn't like the Great Wall. He's gonna rip the Emoji Movie to shreds, and it's gonna be good!
Ay I'm here for Luhan
OtakuPrincess i would take off sins for every scene his in
Same :D
me too
omg SAME I literally freaked out every time he popped out!!!!
I never new about this Matt dude, I watched the movie for Luhan
1:30 is some good advice to every high school ever.
Wait, every 60 years... so in the last 60 years no one thought to attack the aliens whilst they were week or unprepared??? 500 Sins!
No one knows they were weak or unprepared?
icb luhan left exo for this
ikr
lmao
Lauren Wilks well his a lot more richer now
they spent so much money on Lu Han just to attract viewers lol.
Octodyo But Matt Damon was paid the most tho
But Lu Han is not an actor, he is an idol singer in china. It makes sense for matt damon to be paid the most because he is a foreign actor and he is starring as a main character in the movie. In all the press conferences in China, they pushed Lu Han to the forefront as if he had a really major role and attracted a lot of teenage girls. Lu han was obviously not the first choice for his role and was chosen to appeal to the youth of China.
Octodyo So aren't there young actors in China
??? If you mean Lu han is a young actor, he is. Its just that he doesn't have as much experience to be in a hollywood blockbuster film. He is an emerging actor and has shown great potential but his skills couldn't have given him the advantage over other candidates. It was his immense fame that cemented his role in this movie. Many other actors could have done his role too but because he is really recognizable and famous in China, he was given the role to appeal to viewers in china. They could have spent less money getting another actor but having Lu Han's fame was a major reason why he got his role.
Do those war drummers need to be elaborately dressed?
Have you NEVER heard of royal parades?
That screeching sound burn just got me.
Although I found this movie entertaining on the surface, I agree with Cinema Sins. Hollywood makes dumbed down entertainment now. But I grieve most of all for the scifi and fantasy genres, as they have become soulless and wonderless.
Blade Runner 2049 my friend.
lol dumbed down movies have been in existence even before the 2010s.
I agree.
Yeah, this movie is dumb, but like 80% of every action movie ever is just as dumb.
If a movie is Chinese produced in China, is it really a hollywood movie?
To to honest, the Chinese to English translation is quite poor. For example, at 10:20 it should be more like "they have gone better at attacking at our weakness", which has little to do with how smart they are.
If they are getting better at attacking a weakness it means they are learning. Learning is a big sign of intelligence.
You really think they give a shit about translation accuracy? Those Chinese actors/actresses delivered the Chinese lines so badly that I almost thought this is another Hollywood movie that hired some cheap ass ABC actors/actresses that pretended to be Chinese. Shame on Yimou Zhang.
Yeah, I give you that. Still, I think the translation can be a bit better.
apparently they cant see you
@mo Lang who said that?!
god damn these videos are addictive
So. They could gear the rope reel to pull them up that fast HOWEVER the real problem is that bungee ropes are elastic. Rope ropes are far less elastic. Meaning a short drop and a sharp stop.
And to anyone who read this and Didn't understand why it's important, they would break bones... They would def not be able to repeatedly do this.
Everything is wrong with this movie including the audio and narration
I only watched this movie for Luhan and the boy from TFBOYS