Everything Wrong With Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- You demanded it, but you needn't have. We were going to go back to this series in time for the new one anyway. Because Transformers movies are SINFUL! Proving that rule is Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
Thursday: Sins. We'll let you guess.
Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we recount next?
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Transformers tv show; designed to sell toys to children.
Transformers film series; designed to sell cars to adults.
No.
Transformers film series: made to entertain adults.
Transformers film toys: made to entertain children and some adults.
Eston Playz And Stuff Entertain is a very large stretch for what this movie did.
Dax Garson Shut up. You're stupid for not seeing that not everyone agrees with you.
Eston Playz And Stuff That's cute that you don't seem to get how opinions works.
Dax Garson How? How the hell do you think that? It seems I know opinions WAY better than you do.
Who else watches CinemaSins to see the small clips and and get a really short version of the movie?
Me😂😂
That's like 50% of the reason I watch these.
I do!
100%
I watch it for the easter eggs he shows.. like at 8:50 the Planters COCK can.
*BEGINNING! MIDDLE! END! FACTS! DETAILS! CONDENSE! PLOT! TELL IT!*
What?
That's wat simions says in the movie
That’s basically what Hollywood does every time they come up with an idea. It’s essentially the basics of making a movie!
Everything this entire movie isn't
Basically what Michael Bay does for most of his movies!
I love how in every movie tyrese is in its always “Earn that Paycheck tyrese” 😂😂
It seems to be a running joke
Roll credits is my favourite💯
@@darktemptationXTTG my favorite is _____! _______! Excitement?!
Because he's so f-ing annoying!
@@jayr3381 at least he earns that paycheck
i think people forgot that starscream was always a coward, even in the old cartoon
No shit.
yea, no shit
The problem is they made him seem like a badass who took down Ironhide and Ratchet at the same time and then he looks like a little bitch in the rest of the movies,
yea that does make much sense, but then again he did overthrow megatron for about 5 seconds in the old cartoon
yea kinda
Around the 9:14 Mark... you forgot the cliche of "Girlfriend walking in on boyfriend trying to get away from overzealous girl and thinks he is cheating"
that is a cliche
What do you mean "THINKS he's cheating" ? When Mikaela walks in, Sam moves his lips away from Alice. Meaning that they were not previously as far away as Sam could have moved them.
Captain Obvious what’s wrong with that being in a movie?
The ultimate anime cliche
@@kinggarou_317 The fact it is in too many movies.
"It takes two studios to deal with the ego of Michael Bay"
LMAO LOST IT THERE.
LastLoneWolf FTW he said the same thing about that for the first transformer movie
Michael Bay.
I was very little when this movie came out so, when Megatron killed Optimus, my mom had to drag me out of the movie theatre because I was about to cry. True story.
It was the other way arround for me I was like „ohh yeah“ when Megatron killed optimus😂
That was the cheapest optimus death ever
@@starsaber9378 megatron stabbed him and then shot his spark from the back
@@starsaber9378 how the fuck is that cheap
@@subzero7119 optimus literally got backstabbed after having to deal with grindor and starscream
the fallen is a bionicle
lmao xD
HA
DR METROPURSUIT omg thats the best comment ive ever seen
DR METROPURSUIT fuck me
Bionicle is WAY better written. Don't mock.
“Only a Prime can defeat me” Thanks for spoiling the ending
Who hasn't seen this movie yet.. I don't think anyone would watch this if they haven't seen the movie yet.
@@booter3576 that's not what they're saying, The Fallen spoils the movie himself by saying only a prime can defeat him so now it's obvious Optimus Prime will come back to life.
@@thewapikmin280 oooh that makes alot of sense. Yeah the movies wrong in alot of ways but it's still a pretty fun movie tbh
@@booter3576 we meet again!!!
@@yash7461 uugh who are you and where did we meet before this
“Dear Michael Bay, this is why people hate your movies” I’m weak
Agreed completely, so many scenes were quite unnecessary that are used for filler which weakens the plot.
I don’t even remember seen that scene in the movie until now or maybe I just never watched the movie in the first place
Edit: nope I totally saw this movie
FACTS 🤣🤣
I think “earn that paycheck” is my favorite running joke
Tyrese is not a very good actor
12:21, 15:34, 17:14
At least he’s earning that paycheck
@@vickerandflips8061 well duh 💀
Mine is "Things! Excitement!"
Why does Michael Bay hate us?
Who knows, but he does love our money.
I don't know man. I don't know.
He is killing Teenage MUTANT Ninja Turtles and making them Teenage ALIEN Ninja Turtles.. He f**king RUINED TMNT, or should I say.. TANT....
Also, I think the Transformers movies are fine... Since Peter Cullen is the voice of Optimus still! I just assume each "sequel" is a standalone movie, because.. Each movie completely and UTTERLY contradicts the previous movie.
The Dark of the Moon, Megatron had made a plan with that old Robot(Forgot his name lel.) to collect those spear things to bring their already destroyed planet to Earth, when in THIS movie his plan was... Destroy Earth's Sun? Which would have destroyed Earth, and every other Planet in our Solar System?
The movies are just stupid and they have 100x's the normal amount of Plot holes.. Moral of the story? Just think of them as all Standalones..
He doesnt hate us, hes just unaware we exist. he thinks money walks all by itself into his bank account.
Because hes a dick! to a robot. XD
16 year-old me thought this movie was awesome.
16 year-old me was also an idiot.
+Man 0 all Js Same here except I was 14.
+Man 0 all Js We were young, and where else are teens supposed to hang out besides a movie theater and not get kicked out? Society is forcing us to see these movies, man!
+Man 0 all Js I relate to this comment a lot
+Man 0 all Js I got to see all these movies for free and I still want my money back.
+ImAFckingDragon I see what you did there. LOL!
I'm surprised that you've managed to follow the plot of this movie for the purpose of this video. This must have been so hard and annoying. I salute you.
+TheProductionOf3 how about the fact that the movie has a clip from the first movie in it.
Plot?
Plot was easy as fucking shit to follow
IceMaster972 I followed it when I was 5 or 7 idk when I saw this movie
IceMaster972 the plot was simple
explosions, confusing CGI metal clinking and loud noises
I need a Tshirt that says "Earn that paycheck Tyreese!"
order 2 i need one to XD
count me in
Hell yes!
Petition for it to be made
Ok I’m late cause I roam around on RUclips like everyone but sure
LOL
Directed by Michael Bay
+1 sin
Michael bay is the worst director
+The xtreme simmer Michael bay made the ninja turtles movie. He is the best film director ever 👎
+The xtreme simmer
no.
M. Night Shamallamadingdong is the worst director ever. Michael Bay is just the world's worst successful director.
Agreed
Two words: Uwe Boll.
Despite its flaws, I still paid admission to watch it three times AND bought the DVD...
I REGRET NOTHING.
You're the reason why he's allowed to keep making these shitty movies! Grrrr..
***** Let it haunt your nightmares!
No, but seriously, I'm aware that this movie is trash. If it weren't for the cool action sequences, I wouldn't even consider re-watching it ever again. Fortunately, Bay realized how much of a mess the movie was because the sequel was far less stupid (but still flawed).
Honestly,I wanted to like it for the action scenes but literally *everything else* in the movie made me cringe too much.
Sit down son, I saw it in the cinema 4 times! No regrets
Do not regret anything. Life is short :)
One more sin
"Villain accepts the fact that he can be defeated " -_- da fuck?
exactly hes optimus prine
I think I know a way to tell good robot from bad: eye color red for bad blue for good
Agree
Smart villain
what if you're colorblind and red = blue?
you missed a sin in this and the first, Bumblebee started speaking at the end of the first but then for the next 3 and a half films, he can't speak for no reason whatsoever, and then in the 5th movie during the climax, he can speak again
Bumblebee's a dick
*sin counter dings*
i think cinemasins described it elsewhere as 'psycho-matic' behavior...in other words, the bro is playing sick at least subconsciously
It makes even less sense now that the bumblebees movie came out
@@isolad7370 Bumblebee movie is a reboot, how hard is that for you to understand ?
@@isolad7370 That Bumblebee was terrible!! That's like Slimer from the Ghostbusters getting his own movie. 🙄
We got an "Autobots roll out" before we got an "avengers assemble" +1 sin
Probably being saved for when they all join up again for the fight with thanos the way I see it there will be a scene where thanos is standing on the battleground looking like a badass then the original avengers join up to summon the other back up heroes by saying "avengers assemble!"
MC RHYMES why does no one when they see a giant robot on wheel not report this shit also how can that giant robot stand on one wheel what is this undertale
alex#weridstupid lol
@@galactusthedestroyer1111
What?!
Your comment was two years ago and you got it exactly right! 👍
@@galactusthedestroyer1111 YOU PREDICTED IT
So I'm like 5 years late, but when they go to the museum they're in Washington and when they exit through the back of the building they're in Arizona lol
I love how film-making works!
Teleportation somehow never mentions in the movie! Wow what a mystery! Who knew they can do that!
That's a massive museum
20 minutes or less. That's actually kind of impressive getting it below 20 minutes.
I'm surprised they didn't just play the whole movie through.
Lerkero would have but that's copyright
Caught an extra sin or two lol in the beginning when the shard made the kitchen appliances come alive, Sam calls out to Bumblebee in terror asking for help. Then in the following scene he’s shaming Bumblebee for the damage and right after that tells him he doesn’t need to be protected anymore and to go be with the autobots. He clearly still needs protection 🤣
Transformers; sponsored by Linkin Park and Mountain Dew.
3lla 3m0tional Yes, the best parts of this movies are the soundtracks (ehem 21 guns ehem). Kind of like Suicide Squad
My worst friend told me that he hates Michael Bay
Next day he was my best friend
He is cool
i believe everyone does after this shitty movie
+Antonia Baldassarre after tf4 i will never love bay again and if tf5 is his last movie i hope someone takes over and does a way better job than bay ever did
+Joshua Parker Nah, Bay already confirmed there would be a Bumblebee spin-off movie in 2018. The Last Knight in 2016, AND! The Transformers 6 movie in 2019! All directed by the wonderful Michael Bay. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
Damian Kill THAT DOES IT(has anyone got a big metal dude for me to punch and braeak my hand on)
I have three friends who think Michael Bay is a good director and this franchise is awesome. Should I still be friends with them?
Sure. Every group needs a few friends that are "off."
CinemaSins Thanks man, lol.
No.
You should eat them
***** Only bad film from Michael Bay?
Yeah, no.
Fun fact: the Fallen is the same person who voices Dreadwing in TFP.
Thanks for the fun fact
Actually
U r sad
oh yh thx
That’s pretty spicy my guy ngl
The whole Michael Bay series is an Optimus Crime.
:)
Nice Optimus Rhyme
This comment was probably written during the period Mongolian empire^^
That line gave me a frown
It is physically exhausting watching movies by this director.
Darth Imperius The endless transforming of this movie gives me migraines and cause me to suffer from ED....I remember my nephew just steeping in this and Ninja Turtles about 25 years ago. The cartoons weren't quite as involved and as usual the Turtles were apparently undercover metrosexuals...
NO-body has used the bulk of their rather specialized surferesque rhetoric "Wearing their baggies, Juarrachi sandals too....a bushy bushy blond hairdos" "SURFIN" USA"...since shortly after "Little Deuce Coupe and "Ride the Wild Surf"....One on 1000 fans from then 80s-90s as no would know WTF??? "Wayamea Bay" or "What's the Pipeline..Can you say Molokai...can you say leprosy?...complex issues to be sure... referred to. OR "my fuel injected Stingray and a 413", "Craig Breedlove had driven Four Oh Seven per hour"" the significance of " till her Daddy takes T-Bird away" in THAT song IE A.What is a T-Bird and B. why was it important....and then the logically resultant "what's fucking 312 Y Block" DUDE??? ? Where's "La Jolla", "Rincon" and what's "walkin' " the nose"....the nostalgic reissues of so many baby boomer culturally relevant things have lost much in the 40-50 ensuing years...The hew Ninja Turtles are "more gayer" that the ones from the era of Captain Planet and other manipulative Ted Turner/Jane Fonda commie culture era cartoons...
Darth Imperius Thats because Bay's movies are so boring that he ruined Paramount Pictures, not Indiana Jones 4, no Bay ruined Paramount.
+Hermit Priest (Rick Pauli) Michael bay only cares about MOTHERFUCKING MONEY!
Satanic Domain True, and explosions, and being in his own movies.
he has an active role in any of his movies? *GASP*
I've always wondered, can someone explain to me how if megatron landed in 10,000 BC and the fallen fought for the sun in 17,000 BC how the hell did no one have any information on him or anything related? It's not like the autobots/decepticons were newborn baby robots at 10,000 BC and apparatus their lifetimes are for tens of thousands of years so why is it that the only guy old enough to remember was old af instead of still looking young like everyone else. He was only a few thousand years older and none of the others had visibly aged since the war, so logically he shouldn't have needed a cane.
its a movie, thats why
Because Michael Bay craps all over established Transformers lore.
Continuity thrown out the window of a skyscraper.
the writers were idiots , thank Jesus they got new writers for TF5
Darklight Photon Doesn't really matter when Michael Bay is involved. It'll still be atrocious.
"They can't just show them a picture?!"
Theory:
The picture won't do the trick, a cardboard cutout is useless, and not even a 3D model would work because it may have nothing inside. The cybertronians NEED a real vehicle because they need all the real parts of a real vehicle to transform right.
Correct
Just about all the auto bots we see landing on earth in the first movie literally scan vehicles to turn into, and we see bumblebee DIRECTLY scan another vehicle.
@@anightshadeguyman5089 scam?! XD
LegoWormNoah101 sorry lmao
…they. Transform. FINE!
(That’s my opinion about OP’s transformation tho-)
Transformers 1: The Allspark
Transformers 2: The Matrix of Leadership
Transformers 3: The Pillars
Transformers 4: The Seed
Why does every one of these movies have some sort of highly important artefact?
***** True. And the ending of 4 implies there's gonna be a 5th. We're all screwed.
+Kiara Pooh Driller wasn't technically a Decepticon, but yeah it made for a great Destroyer.
It's a reference.
***** No, because the Driller isn't a sentient being. It's just a creature native to Cybertron that was so badass that its species were often bred for combat and stuff. But in truth it's not an antagonist itself, rather it's just Shockwave's pet.
Kind of a dick move for Optimus to kill the thing, but oh well.
Isaac Wang Never thought of that
Dr. FrankenDerp Yeah, the movie doesn't do too well with explaining what it even is.
So... no one remembers Bumblebee could talk at the end of the first movie? Not even CinemaSins? That forgetfulness is a sin in itself.
I dont remember them even explaining why bumblebee cant talk normally anymore.
The reason bumble bee cant talk cause in the war he was a scout but he was jumped by megatron and almost killed he was saved by ratchet but he couldn't save his voice box
Wasnt that the first movie though? Then at the end he could talk normally but now at the beginning of the second movie he went back to radio talk for a reason that i dont remember being said why
At the end of the first movie, Bumblebee said something about believing in Sam. Suddenly, he's a mute again in ROTF :/
Love the fact that being directed by Michael Bay is a sin
I think this one demanded a bonus round of Tyrese earning his paycheck.
The first wasn't that bad and it could've made a fun and entertaining franchise, but... Michael fucking Bay
True indeed
But that's none of my business.
U
thefluffybacca you are right kermet
he is the David cage from movies
What about the fact that several-hundred-ton robots continuously fall onto roads without cracking the pavement?
I like this sin. Ding.
Why is the tyrese joke about earning paychecks(in every movie), i laugh every time but i dont know why. please can someone explain it to me.
The actor, Tyrese Gibson, is known for doing mostly one liners that add nothing to the plot, So CinemaSins is making the joke that he doesn't contribute to the plot but "earns that paycheck".
black stereotypes
Because all he does is one-liners
Wesley-Skye Hayes shit makes me laugh every time lol
Wesley-Skye Hayes It's even funnier now since he's had that "I'm broke" meltdown lol.
When producer Steven Spielberg first saw the movie, his first reaction to seeing Devastator was “that is fucking awesome!” Spielberg is usually a pretty mild-mannered guy, so Michael Bay was pretty proud of himself for being able to make him swear
Just imagine if he had seen the real Devastator!
@@bigdaddygru RIGHT! That pissed me off lol!!! WHY NOT JUST PAINT THE TRUCKS PURPLE AND GREEEN??? Second of all it makes more SENSE at construction sites you usually see a bunch of Caterpillar Trucks and a Few off Company Dump Trucks. He could've easily just done that. And when did Devastator become like a Mountain Cat?
@@Jokah227jish the trucks are based on real construction vehicles, so your argument is invalid
HOLY CRAP PAUSE AT 3:15 THERE IS A TRANSFORMER WITH A DICK GUN AND IT ACTUALLY FIRES! WTF
omg
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
TheCreepyCreeper Just don't get it's payload in your hair it takes forever to get out :D
TheCreepyCreeper llol
TheCreepyCreeper I just noticed that too! XD
90% of the budget went to the BOOOOOMS!
5% went to the locations.
4% went to hiding Michael Bay until the public died down.
1% went to the actors paychecks.
0% went to the storyline.
You forget that whatever they paid Steve Jablonsky, it wasn't enough.
What about the percent that went to the dogs having sex
@@rocekth WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT!
@@koolmckool7039 Good point
@@rocekth Shall we instead talk about how Hailee Steinfield looked normal throughout her movie?
The most unbelievable thing in this movie is Sam not being able to say "I love you" to Megan Fox. SHE'S MEGAN FOX!! That's worth, like, 100 sins right there *Ding*
Movie not knowing how drugs work cliche *Ding*
Ill tell Megan Fox anything she wants to hear!
Nade Coles :)
Wdym by dunno how drugs work? Have you ever gotten high?
Isnt pot a depressant? The lady seemed way too hyper
I she was kinda ugly to me to be honest
Anyone else think that Sam wouldve said I love you first? like wayyyy before her?
Definitely 😂
*Ding.*
Missed a sin: 7:14 the blue tape can be seen on the floor that indicates where Shia LaBeef is supposed to stand on the grass.
Shia laBEEF?!!
*_SHIA LABEEF_*
*_THAT GOT ME_*
VenomSnake69 Dude I think you have had too much a BEEF! WTF dude!
Oooh, LaBeef!
labeef
Extra sin: Makayla's pants remain perfectly clean throughout the battle in the end.
Or...anything. I mean, theres specifically a scene where they get consumed by dirt explosion, and come out nearly clean next scene.
She's also running in heels...somehow.
Funny how you mention that Jetfire didn't break the 4th wall by turning to the camera, just as he is turning to the camera xD
Didn't he say 'turn into the camera'?
mmaattoouu I think it's the first time I don't get a joke like that. Usually I'm the smartass in the comments saying "dude, THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT!"😁
I pray that avenger four somehow uses deadpool, who breaks fourth wall to comment on a4 like cinemasins, then they actually somehow bring you in and the real villain that has been causing all these problems has been...Tyrese. So it's you vs Tyrese, and only DP watches (as the rest of a4 either continues [every time you hit Tyrese, all the villains fall] but that lasts for like all of 10 seconds, then goes back to infinity war.] Or something better than that including you vs tyrese (earn that paycheck xD.)
Also sin, how does dude not scream his fucking ass off by having a robot inside of him
Coughcoughhewasbeingsarcasticcoughcough
When you were wondering why Devastator was sucking up everything after he transformed, he was basically testing it for when he reaches the top of the pyramid
I'm maybe the only one on the planet who thinks Transformers: Dark of the Moon was much worse than Revenge of the Fallen.
With the exception of a few good things like (music,few scenes .etc),this movie was awful.
Not only that Michael Bay reapeated same things,for which was this movie bad,but also humiliated Shockwave and Megatron, add more scenes with Sam like "Same getting his job","Sam and his relashionship" and I could continue,but I'think that I said more than enough.
I agree with you buddy
To quote General Zod:
"You are not alone."
I thought I was the only black adam...but yeah I feels the movies were str8 to me but not enough of transformer action. thats was Godzilla's problem i heard too. They always wanna show the humans
10:39 "but first..." Let me take a selfie!! :P
Thank you! I wish he included it in the ending scenes!
OMGSH someone make that into a video!
"Brilliant!"
3:49 Well, presumably they have to make SOME physical changes to themselves to transform into a car, right? How could they make the same motor noises, have the same interiors, etc. with a photo?
However, I've put more thought into this than anyone involved with the movie, sooo....
11:15 The fact that he knows who Grindor is amazes me.
I swear people always mistaken him as resurrected Blackout.
Its kinda sad when The 80s Cartoon movie is way waaayyyy better than the Live Action films haha, Though to be fair the only Live action TF film I actually liked was the 1st one back in 2007 but i just thought it was okay.
The g1 cartoon is awful
@@kingslayerx1716 people are going to get mad at you.
The g1 cartoon was fucking terrible
Fxck you dude just let the humans be people
@@username_117 ???? All this guy is saying is that he doesn’t like the bay movies, he’s allowed to have an opinion that differs from yours. Idk why all these replies are people getting pissy, that’s just RUclips comments I guess.
see, you say "oh n, optimus prime is dead, except i'm not an idiot" but they legit killed that fucker in the cartoon movie
+Beardsley McBeard And then brought him back by the end of the series. Optimus simply never stays dead.
ShadowGenerations He was at the end of the animated movie. The Matrix of Leadership passed the Hot-Rod who became Rodimus Prime
+Beardsley McBeard Except that in the orignal 1986 animated movie, it was more symbolic and honorable because he felt like robot Jesus. Then when they brought him back in the fourth season of the original G1 series, it was a response to the fans' demand that he'd be brought back to life. But in this movie?! It's just a huge middle finger to casual movie-goers who wanted to see Optimus Prime in action.
he does die in the movie cartoon but later on the series continues and optimus prime is brought back to life. i bet that made so many kids happy because i heard whenever they saw optimus prime die it ruined their childhood.
Yeah im guessing skids and mudflap died off because of how racist and annoying they were. I really loved the 1986 series. It was awesome. Sadly ironhide died in that series too.
Forgot to mention how the Fallen knew English
I've been trying to find an answer to this for the past 3 years
eBay.
what the hell, why'd he get so mad over a simple question.
Jetfire predates modern languages/English language too since he said his father was the first wheel and couldn't transform really. That's like caveman era
@@megathot3734 Same
Big sin: the fallen stood up and said, “the last prime is dead” before Optimus was dead. He was just laying on the ground about to die.
At that point he was dead and no saving him
I haven't seen Transformers 4 but people say it's WORSE than Revenge Of The Fallen. I don't know how it could be worse than this.
The 4th movie is OK by Transformers standards, but it's way too long.
The Dark of the Moon i think is the worst one. I haven't seen Transformers 4 yet.Man 0 all Js
Oh god its bad, wayyyyy too long and a confusing story with stupid plot holes. (No spoilers here who actually WANT to see that movie.)
I say its pretty good just hate the end (spoiler alert) Optimus has rocket boots now he could of used those so many times
Brian Fernandez wait so I wasn't the only one who questioned that bull
I mean there's an upgrade machine in lockdown ship that was off the dome bay
Secondly plz let movie 5 end it
Everything Wrong With...
...Ferris Bueller's Day Off
...Signs
...Catwoman
...After Earth
...(Insert Any of Tyler Perry's Films)
...Who Framed Roger Rabbit
...Final Destination
...Toy Story 1, 2, & 3
...Pulp Fiction
...Grown Ups
...Home Alone
...Wild Wild West
...Men In Black 1, 2
...Pinocchio
...Blade
...The Shining
...That One Movie With Hannibal Lecter
Just some suggestions!
I believe they have said that they don't do animated movies, so that list might need to be a bit shorter
Nothing is wrong with Pulp Fiction.
Shut your mouth about Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
...Eragon (PLEASE)
...The rest of the Harry Potter franchise
...Both Tron movies and the first Mortal Kombat movie (the only good video game movies)
...Then all the other video game movies (which are terrible)
...Biodome (shivers)
...The Bionicle movies (my childhood)
...Nightmare on Elm's Street movies
...Friday the 13th movies
...Superman and the Quest for Peace.
That's about all I can think of. Any others?
Agree do ferris buellers day off
3:15 did anybody noticed the robot with the dick-gun? no joke, check it out. i've seen this movie a couple of times before but never noticed. freaky looking bastard, too.
lol...
omg
TARRASQUE - Furão ...even for someone who worships penises, that's a bit much.
Yeah...I was just saying because this movie was supossed to be a robot movie not so focused on the humans...And with sexual jokes as unnecessary ... (I like to use suspension points
How is that chiwawa fucking that bulldog
As a transformers fan, I appreciate that Jeremy uses the actual characters names
Why can't I remember even of these scenes?! It feels like I've watched an entirely different movie, but I am 100% it was Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. This is really, really odd.
Same. I can't remember half this. The Fallen? I don't actually remember that one. It was only halfway through it and we saw the "cylon" liquid transformer tail-robot-arming that I realized I'd seen this film.
***** just be thankful that with enough beer you have destroyed the braincells holding the memories of you watching this piece of shit.
silencia08 That's quite hilarious, because I have NEVER drunk alcohol in my life.
Same
CottonPanzer It feels like this is a different ''version'' of the movie or something.
I never realized there where "Robot Testicles" ...
WHAT. THE. FUCK?!
So the line "Robot scrotum" didn't ring any bells?
Yes. I rewatched that certain scene on a different channel... I feel stupid now :(
but still: WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK?! xD
Stop at 2:16 and look at the robot from the middle he has more than testes
“Decepticon bulimia”
one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
1:40 also, the Audi theyre chasing is called Sideways, so its Sideswipe chasing Sideways
Makes even less sense
love it
Nice profile picture.
@@the_black_fox9136 Thanks
@@CptGravel No problem.
haha the second joke got me. "took two studios to deal with the ego of Michael bay" haha
Hehe
If Optimus can kill fallen and Megatron can kill Optimus dosnt that make Megatron stronger than Fallen?
It does. I never thought of that.
Nice use of the transitive property
+gamuller99 Enough maths please! I'm learning that in school, all those freaking properties!
Enough with them! ;_;
+Dino li
Well... you could debate that... Megatron only stabbed Optimus in the back after Optimus fought a 3v1, killing one AND ripping the arm off of another.
+Elgar7022 I think he counted the last movie. Where a full powered Megaton raped Optimus.
4:36
“Yeah, this is why you don’t bury evil deep into the Earth or it’s oceans.”
Or have evil be the planet itself.
I see what you did there...
Unicron?
alex sudin I think so
big brain
You're optimus prime you don't need me
Alternate title for the entire franchise.
You need to do fucking transformers 4. WORST ONE OF THEM ALL HOLY SHIT
He cant until it comes to DVD because he doesnt have HD access to the movie
I thought it was ok.
i think they technically hinted to doing it in the description of this episode
I think the fourth was the best one
I thought it was pretty awesome
Transformers will be a good life-action movies, if only the humans don't exist, I only have a problem at that. Militaries dudes, I'm cool. But a horny teenager with a hot girlfriend? Errr....noo. Honestly, I love Transformers to death, but I don't want Michael Bay to direct it.
Or anything. Ever. Except *maybe* a porno, and only then if he doesn't have access to any CGI.
It's like Alien vs Predator. Take out the humans, it would be really good. No dialogue though.
lkgrave Well, the only character I don't like here is Sam, since I don't see any quality in him that suits to be a main protagonist in robot film. Okay, he's friendly and welcomes the Autobots as his friends. But he's kinda wimpy and all he does in the movie are running here and there and be protected by Bumblebee. If only he has some sort of fighting capabilities like the military men, I may have a tiny bit of respect in him. In fact, it would be better if he starts off as a soldier, rather than a teenager civilian.
I agree
Ditto.
The old timey primes were the first and only people to attack enemies all at once as opposed to one at a time
MooshroomGaming so sin removed?
MooshroomGaming so sin removed?
Fun fact: The “little one” that was killed by the constructicons was called Scrapmetal! Get it! He gets ripped to scrap!
*This is why I have no friends*
DestinyDoggo that’s sad
Nitro Zeus very
Isn't Scrapmetal the bot that formed Devastators left hand?
@@alexanderavila5403 no, sorry that's not one of them. Constructicons
@@Antitryhard2023 Then who does? There is clearly another bot in front of hightower at the devastator scene.
You know the biggest sin of this movie, is how apparently Transformers reproduce by eggs, and age. I mean WHAT? How the hell does that make sense. It's like Mr.bay went out of his way to contradict every previous piece of information about the franchise. Visually the transformers might look good, but you need more than nice visuals to make a good movie. That being said, if you cut out any of the scenes without transformers they'd be a lot better
Yeah, because most of the human stuff is just unbearable.
Okay... what the fuck is up with the transformers all being the same damn colour?! Was it just laziness on the part of the CGI guys?? Becuase it sure as hell isn't that way in the shows, from what I've seen generic Decepticon henchmen are bright purple, and all main characters have specific colours
My largest annoyance with these films. The fact that people seem to have some kind of orange skin tone thing going on when they are obviously white. It looks like every white person got a spray tan. It just looks so unnatural.
Hot Wheels Hot Wheels Hot Wheels
It's the orange/teal color grading of the movie that is massively overused in Hollywood movies.
ChaosConsuming John Bohner taught us that orange is the new black :D
Also (and I know this is a late comment, but whatever), most of his films barely have any rain whatsoever.
18:28 every thing the light thouches is our kingdom and its your destiny to rule this kingdom someday
Dinokiller touches* go learn some English.
@@The_Beast_666 did you even watch the lion king???😑😐
@Human being don’t be rude
Sin for Dark of the Moon: Killing off Ironhide for no reason is a huge f*** you to Transformers fans. 20 sins right there *20 dings*
They killed off Ironhide along with some other autobots in the 1986 Transformers movie.
For no reason?
Shaun Vega yup
So it's still 20 sins
In 4 they killed of rachet sad face
Alright, I'll be honest. I'll be honest......I actually liked the Transformers movies. I don't know why? I just liked it....anyone else?
It's okay to like them. That doesn't make them any less shitty.
They were okay...For human movies...
I love the first one.
Jack Hussey I personally prefer the original material, and I think the movie could have done without the sexual content.
You are a 9 year old kid of course you love them.
Megan Fox is the main reason I watch this movie.
Christopher Townsend Pretty valid
+Christopher Townsend me too
because she's got a great ass!
I agree with you on that! She has a fine ass!
+Christopher Townsend I'm sorry I never saw her as attractive and I don't now. What was her major attribute because it wasn't her face or personality.
Anybody else realize how these robots are super high tech can turn into humans and other stuff like that but they still can’t fix a damn voice box?!?!?!?!?!?
watch the bumblebee movie. that shit got removed by blitzwing
Michael Bay thinks that any of those super model college girls would ever be interested in an Astronomy 101 instructor, let alone that doofus, instead of being creeped out by him making suggestive advances at them.
*Ding*
+TheBelieveit1 they probably just wanna get good marks without putting in the work tbh
Yeah and clearly Bay's never been to college cause there's still no way these girls would behave this way, let alone THAT many of them in the same class. Because in Bay's mind every scene that has an attractive girl in it is a set up for a porno
People hate Megan Fox because...why again? She's pretty and not that great of an actor? In fairness she doesn't have much to work with.
Why does everyone feel the need to take shots at her?
Snow She's been in other movies and shown no acting prowess there. So I think the hate for her is like for Jai Courtney, another actor/actress could do better in that role instead of being hot but boring.
Because she should be a model not an actress, her acting skills are terrible, while she looks good which lands her the jobs.
i like to watch actors not models when i watch a movie. when someone acts badly it makes me cringe like when someone is lying to your face and you can tell. it can ruin scenes and a movie... perfect example enchantress in suicide squad...sooo much cringe, soulless acting, weird body language (fuck was the deal with her arms and just wrong like the movie didn't suck hard enough
+WhyAlwaysTheFighting While Suicide Squad has a lot of faults, it isn't even near the level of Transformers sequels, and Cara Delevingne "perfomance" is ridiculous mostly due to writing. In her other movies she's decent. And Megan Fox sometimes is not terrible. Lot of things that are atributed to bad acting is actually bad and/or lazy writing.
We all hate her because she was fired after getting in a fight with Michael Bay. She put down Transformers and the whole fandom (which includes movies, comics, cartoons, etc.) Now, barely any other movie director/producer will hire her because of this reason, because they're afraid she will put down whatever their movie is about. Also, the fact that she is not that great of an actress is a factor into why no one wants to hire her anymore, making director/producers, most fangirls and (very rare) fanboys, and, obviously, Michael Bay, dislike her.
This must have been REALLY painful to sit through and count all the sins. A labor of love for the fans, indeed.
Fun fact, Sideswipe not only looks like the decepticon at the beginning, but also has a very similar name
Sideswipe and Sideways
Both look identical
never knew the name of that Decepticon. thanks.
That's a separated at birth I could get behind.
Something I never understood, why do the Decepticons have to destroy suns? There is literally no physical difference between suns and regular stars; they're only suns because they have planets orbiting around them. And why does it have to be Earth's sun? There are trillions of other stars in the universe, and there's even ones that are far bigger than our sun that would probably give them more energy anyway!
Destroy all suns? Well there's only one sun, since that is the more modern name for our star
Because we need to establish the fact that they're EVIL and are willing to do anything to get what they want, even if it means destroying an entire civilization! You know, just in case nobody got the message the first time around or with all of the other crazy shit that they do.
Because the harvester, harvest energon by destroying suns.. And, Megatron first came to Earth..
derassas dude get your facts straight before you say dumb shit
The Chaos What do you mean get your facts straight? Last time i checked our star is the only one called the sun
This was the first movie i ever went to that i was srsly blown away by how stupid the plot was. Some movies have a good plot, some movies have one of those plots u kinda have to swallow abit, this movie was just like..... i have no words.
I love transformers. I loved the toys when I was a kid. I loved the cartoons, even some of the newer ones. I loved the comics. I loved the expanded universe. By why must these movies suck so bad? WHY??!?! What's even sadder is that I'll be in line for the new one friday.
Because they're not meant for you. They're meant for people who DID NOT grow up loving transformers and buying the toys and reading the comics. Its for preteen boys who watch these and want the same experience you had with these robots.
Blame yourself not Bay. I loved the franchise (Pre Bay) just like you, but I'm not watching the movie coming out soon and I didn't watch the last one.
Yeah and hey seem to have something to do with Transformers G-1 and don't even do it well they suck because no one has even come up with an idea of firing Micheal Bay
As much as these movies suck, it's your own damn fault for watching his movies.
Seriously, I havn't been to the movies in literally years. If something turns out great... I'll watch it after it's out of the theaters. I am just sick of every fkn movie having sequels and just sucking the money out of you for the same stupid shit every year. I know it's a good time with friends sometimes but really try and find something else to do... all we're doing is putting our hard earned money into their pockets so they can keep shoveling garbage down our throats. All remakes too, like how lazy can they be. Sorry for the rant but it really gets on my nerves... like the Michael Bay TMNT movie coming out... WOW! It's gonna make millions and I bet everyone already knows it's gonna suck... I mean come on!!!!
"The internet is pure truth"
_especially how to basic_
Had to press pause to laugh at that one
I was cracking up with the Tyrese comments..... Lololololol
I was loling so much xD
Earn that paycheck tmilatos
Yeah the story is so-so but the visuals are stunning and the action is great.
If you watch this movie with your brain turned off (like i always do) this movie is somewhat nice.
It's impossible to with the horrible dialogue.
Ashwin Sridhar and the annoying and racist characters
and the boring repetitive action.
Christian Young They will have a field day on the latest Transformers.
Christian Young I love your profile pic!
thats how I always find some kind of enjoyment from the Bayformers movies I'm only there for the action
No matter how bad this movie is,Age of Extinction is stil the worst in the movie franchise.
Actually its my second favourite...
4 is my favorite
+kristof gergely All logical inconsistencies aside, Age of Extinction doesn't have Shia LaBeouf, so it is the best by default.
+kristof gergely Really? I'd prefer watching AoE to RotF, if I'm being honest. I hate this movie the most out of all the ones in this series.
Just because optimus and bee Upgraded there car version dosn't mean there personality has to change too :(
Sin you missed, at the end of the the first one Bumblebee speaks
“Permission to speak sir”
“Permission granted, old friend”
“I wish to stay with the boy”
“If that is his choice”
“Yes”
EyeAr WeeTawTed Dont get how that’s a sin but ok
Clem Nkomo Bumblebee all of the sudden can’t talk again, despite speaking in the first one
Then he acts like he speaks for the first time in I think The Last Knight
Just one of the many plot holes, if deceptions were on earth for thousands of years in the second one, how did the Cube from the first one land without being noticed? And if it landed before the deceptions showed up, then why was Megatron the only one to discover it and even then he followed it through the Galaxy?
EyeAr WeeTawTed Maybe optimus forgot? Sounds stupid but remember that he was mind controlled and probably lost a bit of his memories 🤷🏿♂️
Clem Nkomo Optimus forgot what exactly? That Bumblebee could talk again? That makes no sense. That Decepticons were on Earth for Millennia? That seems like a big thing to just forgot. And while I’m excited to possibly see Unicron on the big screen, the Decepticons clearly we’re trying to Enslave Earth or harness the power of the sun destroying Earth, or bring Cybertron to Earth to again Enslave, having Earth be Unicron just doesn’t make any sense looking at the motives of the Decepticons throughout the series
The plot holes are just way too much
EyeAr WeeTawTed Dont blame me blame the writers
Sooooooo they say only Optimus can kill the Fallen. But Megatron managed to kill Optimus. Doesn't that make Megatron capable of overthrowing him?
You're putting more thought in this than Michael Bay did.
Lol So True
Look at "How Revenge of the Fallen Should Have Ended"; they talk about this topic. :)
Megatron is a fucking prime, I dont know if you guy's know this but optimus prime and megatron are fucking brothers
^True fact, actually. xD
James Cameron needs to kill Bay, and start the Transformers series over.
I wanna see tarintino fight some directors
Or Tarantino. Have Sam Jackson voice Bumblebee
Bay doesn't even write the script plus if u hate him so much good news for you he won't be directing the 5 transformers
Liliana Thompson
Good, Bay is easily the worst director on the planet
Replace Michael Bay with Joss Wheldon or James Gunn for Transformers 5
*Dude they're robots that fold perfectly into cars*
*Stop questioning logic*
This is one of my most favourite movies. You know why? I was like really really young when it came out, saw it in theatres, got all the figures to complete it. I don’t care how awful the plot is, this compared to last knight and age of extinction is a masterpiece. Action, and cgi were on point.
No
Agreed
@@xshxr It’s fine if you thought it was good but I don’t think it’s Citizen Kane.
@@xshxr Just like how PhantomStrider likes The Matrix but he doesn’t think it’s a blockbuster masterpiece.
@@xshxrAlso, it doesn’t have to be Citizen Kane. I just don’t think it’s a masterpiece.
I really wish I could disagree but every thing he says on every video is soooooo true
No it`s not he is trash talkin the movie like a bitsh
Obito Uchiha Just admit it, this film isn't any good.
@@masterpenguin8472 no
Obito Uchiha Wait, that's it? That's your argument?
@@lIIlllIIIl This movie is one of the worst movie of all time.
Am I really the only one that enjoyed the transformers movies??
Jehovah at least they're not highbrow, insulting cynics.
Jehovah maybe. Shame those who go to the movie theatre for FUN wouldn't be included. Ah, well, you guys are never happy.
Michael Mordecai
Lol
Nah, my dad was obsessed with it and forced me to watch it when i was 5. God damn it!
steven booker u ain't the only one but the 5th one ain't gonna be that good
I watched this film in the theatre. When the HUMAN DECEPTICON revealed herself, me and probably 5 other people that I didn't even know yelled "What the fuck?!" That alone makes this movie a PoS.
kratoscallofduty I desperately want to believe this happened.
DoomedLich It happened. There's no point in me lying about it.
+kratoscallofduty It's what's called a 'credibility break' and is a rookie mistake in writing. Trust me, I'm a writer.
The moment this happened in the theatre I wanted to leave. Alas I was with my nephew and he was enjoying it so I had to endure the rest of the movie. If I'd have known how long it was - and that the whole of the last hour was dedicated to a massive action scene that would give me action fatigue within 15 minutes - I wouldn't have bothered.
Movie NetWorking (MNW) Ignore this. My iPad made me think this was a reply to me.
DoomedLich Haha. No that's fine, it's just then why did you even finish the message?
1:15 1:24 the reason why sideways (the car decepticon) moved was because A there was absolutely no reason for him stay here because the shard/one remaining piece of the all spark andor his objective wasn't here B he simply panicked and started driving because he thought demolisher (the giant decepticon) would've been a good enough distraction C nest and the autobots would've inevitably found him anyway because of all of there tracking technology and D sideways really couldn't be more subtle even if he tried other than possibly drove slowly around the soldiers but even then that still would've a really hard thing successfully do anyway plus knowing what vehicle he is and where he was it would honestly be worthless sitting there because even if nest didn't find them he would've been really obvious this car at this location being a factory like area he really wasn't subtle to begin with
basically A it was worthless staying in Shanghai B sideways panicked and thought demolisher could've been a good distraction C it was very likely he would've been found anyway D he wasn't subtle to begin with or even couldn't have tried to be