Everything Wrong With Transformers: Age of Extinction Part 1

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  • Опубликовано: 15 окт 2014
  • We're going the Hollywood route and releasing this video in two parts. You can give us a sin for that, but frankly we had no choice. This is Part 1. And at least we're releasing both parts at the same time.
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  • @luizfelipevbf5567
    @luizfelipevbf5567 5 лет назад +2507

    50 sins for killing Ratchet without giving him anything to do in four movies, and more 50 for killing Sideswipe offscreen

    • @cayden2744
      @cayden2744 4 года назад +27

      @Josh TheAdmin
      No, bcz the way that characters died

    • @xacmashe3852
      @xacmashe3852 4 года назад +107

      @Josh The Stormtrooper Except the movie isn't even good. And it just killed off some of the most iconic Autobots like they were jobbers.

    • @rachelmcalpine1047
      @rachelmcalpine1047 4 года назад +20

      YES YES YES. It is so sad and why did they have to introduce us to new characters?

    • @radekvaverka4048
      @radekvaverka4048 4 года назад +63

      @@rachelmcalpine1047 only Drift is actually cool. Crosshairs is a prick, Hound is just big and not very funny, the dinobots were cool but had like 10 minutes of screentime COMBINED, and lockdown was just transformer Boba Fett, altough Boba showed more charisma and character with 5 lines in the trilogy, and one of them was "Aaaaaahhhh!"
      Drift on the other hand has a cool backstory. He was a decepticon, but changed his ways and joined the autobots. He seeked redemption, and found it in the bushido code. Thats why his katanas are the only weapons he uses. And probably the only time I will give Bay credit for something, as he stuck with his gimmick and (as far as I remember) never gave him a gun, maybe he had some in his heli form. He was by far the most interesting character in this movie and the next.

    • @danklockdown9757
      @danklockdown9757 3 года назад +19

      Sideswipe and Dino are not confirmed dead

  • @joeanderson2576
    @joeanderson2576 4 года назад +3003

    "I lost a sister in Chicago" saying that to an Autobot that's actually saved the world 3 times while your sister has done what?

    • @LocalActingWeirdo
      @LocalActingWeirdo 4 года назад +265

      Died in chicago apparently. Thats what shes done

    • @wantedinnit69420
      @wantedinnit69420 4 года назад +62

      probably nothing but being a piece of shit and took a picture "uwu I met a robot and gut balsted!!!1!2! give me 1 like = shit sut I've!!1!!1!1"

    • @TurnipCart
      @TurnipCart 4 года назад +60

      So you have to do something for your life to hold any value to your loved ones?

    • @1_atlas_7
      @1_atlas_7 4 года назад +123

      Turnip -Generally no, but in this case? Yes. When comparing worthiness, saving the world usually trumps just about everything else.

    • @infinivoidgaming77
      @infinivoidgaming77 4 года назад +118

      Ok lemme rephrase that: saying that to an auto bot who lost countless friends, experienced the lost of limbs and experienced more pain than that one son of a glitch, been fighting for way longer than he had, not to mention they have lived longer than he had, got caught in a civil war, lost his home planet, get betrayed by their new friends, watching as one by one their friends get murdered for no reason while their common enemy just gets caged and save the world 3 fricking times

  • @mohamedbaradji7504
    @mohamedbaradji7504 4 года назад +804

    "I lost a sister in Chicago so now I teamed up with the faction that invaded and caused a mini genocide in the city and tried to make all humans slaves on their planet". Honestly the writers just gave up, all these movies are now are just explosions.

    • @that1nerd756
      @that1nerd756 3 года назад +35

      Lockdown isn't affiliated with the Decepticons. He's a rogue.

    • @bradyanacker7175
      @bradyanacker7175 2 года назад +51

      @@that1nerd756 still doesn't make any sense. I lost a sister so I'm going to capture and get rid of the The transformer who saved your planet multiple times

    • @padoraye
      @padoraye 2 года назад +20

      Its a Michael Bay film. Its like 80% explosions 20% bad scriptwriting.

    • @radekvaverka8921
      @radekvaverka8921 Год назад

      @@padoraye no. 70% explosions, 20% product placements, 6% hot girls, 3% racism and 1% story

    • @WoodyWoodpecker19843
      @WoodyWoodpecker19843 Год назад +1

      @@padoraye I would recommend The Rock and Armageddon. They’re way better than Bayformers.

  • @galaxybeans3542
    @galaxybeans3542 5 лет назад +273

    *Tessa runs toward field then runs back to car and hides inside getting herself caught*
    Me: 1000 sins for stupidity

    • @shr1mpsush1
      @shr1mpsush1 3 года назад +12

      Sir, she is CLEARLY the greatest dumb blonde in movie history!

    • @oscartrevino461
      @oscartrevino461 2 года назад +9

      She should have used her water bending smh

    • @akbarwibowo7445
      @akbarwibowo7445 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@oscartrevino461hahaha

  • @galinuva1538
    @galinuva1538 7 лет назад +2253

    100 sins for killing Ratchet :'(

    • @onetrackmind3558
      @onetrackmind3558 5 лет назад +13

      Divine Emma I guess that was a reference to G1 Transformers like Prime was a box square truck and Hound was a milatary and Rachet died in the G1 Movie.

    • @katscagurangan585
      @katscagurangan585 5 лет назад +15

      How about 100 times whatever number of autobots were killed in this movie number of sins for every autobot death in this movie
      (If you did not understand that then here is what it means: let’s say three autobots died, then that would be 100 X 3 sins)

    • @TheBros2theend
      @TheBros2theend 5 лет назад +3

      Jesus Christ loves you, God bless heal save and forgive you in

    • @loaf_bloke_will_eat_ur_soul998
      @loaf_bloke_will_eat_ur_soul998 5 лет назад +1

      @Squiddy Pearl Yep.

    • @zekehd2093
      @zekehd2093 5 лет назад +4

      Majin Bluu 100000 sins for this being a shitty ass crap movie and a bay movie

  • @graysama3207
    @graysama3207 9 лет назад +2823

    Guys....Imagine if Michael Bay directed Twilight...
    EXPLODING VAMPIRES.
    SPARKLES EVERYWHERE.

    • @phillipweis
      @phillipweis 9 лет назад +78

      Meme'sHubby Raiden :v now i would watch that

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 9 лет назад +115

      so... For the first time I have witnessed, the law of math is applied to movies where two negatives can make a positive

    • @phaetonxi344
      @phaetonxi344 9 лет назад +11

      As much as I would love to see those nitwits explode, that a bad idea. You'd have explosions! Jets! Army stuff! Giant transforming robots! Anything that has M.B. Written on it.

    • @metals9025
      @metals9025 9 лет назад +5

      Meme'sHubby Raiden :v That would actually be awesome.

    • @LordBloodySoul
      @LordBloodySoul 9 лет назад +19

      Meme'sHubby Raiden :v
      I don't think that it will make the movie better, but exploding vampires sounds hilarious xD

  • @finn3988
    @finn3988 5 лет назад +1421

    CinemaSins is the Gordon Ramsay of film.

    • @nerdyguy1306
      @nerdyguy1306 4 года назад +24

      I died when he said *"FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU"*

    • @zach11241
      @zach11241 4 года назад +24

      If he is Film Ramsay, then this film is that restaurant owner Ramsay walked out on due to the owner being an unrepentant and completely insane asshat with an IQ bordering on negative values.

    • @Suja_Varghese
      @Suja_Varghese 4 года назад +26

      Nah, Ramsey has good criticisms even if he may be angry. CinemaSins does not have good criticisms all the time.

    • @olleselin
      @olleselin 4 года назад +8

      @@Suja_Varghese tru dat

    • @ivantorres4226
      @ivantorres4226 4 года назад +8

      This movie’s RAW!

  • @christophersheridan494
    @christophersheridan494 5 лет назад +442

    Can we just have a transformers with just transformers

    • @danklockdown9757
      @danklockdown9757 3 года назад +33

      The movie would take place on cybertron

    • @starsaber9378
      @starsaber9378 3 года назад +18

      Well a movie cant happen without humans cos it will be fucking expensive , if you want to see a transformers with transformers , you can watch cyberverse , tf : wfc seige,beast wars
      And humans are actually useful in tfp

    • @suysb
      @suysb 3 года назад +14

      @@starsaber9378 yeah! In TFP the humans actually do some slag

    • @fauzanaziz6365
      @fauzanaziz6365 3 года назад +6

      I'd like to this as just a slide shows of different kinds of ACTUAL transformers.

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 3 года назад +8

      All of the Cybertron games, Cyberverse, and Transformers Prime Beast Hunters Rising or whatever it's called

  • @snowrose3132
    @snowrose3132 6 лет назад +873

    DUDE WTF is wrong with the writers for making that whole romance subplot

    • @onetrackmind3558
      @onetrackmind3558 5 лет назад +10

      Nothing that's what.

    • @kabuto1859
      @kabuto1859 5 лет назад +40

      It's not the writers. It's that arse hole, Bay

    • @hckingking
      @hckingking 4 года назад +31

      @MonkeySocks its statutory rape

    • @joecrusher8502
      @joecrusher8502 3 года назад +7

      Drugs, lots and lots of drugs combined into a super drug which was then mixed into an entire pint of vodka and downed in 10 seconds

    • @hawkeyestiguy
      @hawkeyestiguy 2 года назад +4

      That is Hollywood for you, a damn cesspool...

  • @bleeters5984
    @bleeters5984 9 лет назад +349

    I'm personally less confused about congress passing the same bill twice as I am amazed congress actually managed to pass a bill at all.

    • @CinemaSins
      @CinemaSins  9 лет назад +151

      You make a fair point.

    • @Animeman36
      @Animeman36 9 лет назад +12

      Maybe they have some very low quota to meet and they cheat it by passing the same bill.

    • @bsgtrekfan88
      @bsgtrekfan88 9 лет назад +2

      lol after I laughed at that line he did...I thought the same thing. Points to you Bleeters!

    • @bsgtrekfan88
      @bsgtrekfan88 9 лет назад +2

      lol its the same govt that put Harry Stamper on the asteroid back in 98 ;)

    • @bantundlwana7789
      @bantundlwana7789 7 лет назад

      Bleeters weeabo

  • @mcdonalds5972
    @mcdonalds5972 5 лет назад +233

    3:42
    *HOW WAS THERE NO SIN FOR THE UNFINISHED GREEN SCREENS*

    • @Ethan-ci2im
      @Ethan-ci2im 3 года назад +7

      There where supposed to be that

    • @stellacavazzoni
      @stellacavazzoni 2 года назад

      Lol I didn't notice them

    • @metalxner5411
      @metalxner5411 2 года назад

      What do u mean

    • @icecloud7418
      @icecloud7418 2 года назад +5

      @@metalxner5411 when the guy is looking at screens in the truck, some of them are just pure green because they’re all green screen. The editor and special effects people were too lazy and too careless to finish replacing all of the green screen.

    • @thegirlofmanyfandoms99
      @thegirlofmanyfandoms99 Год назад

      Aaahhh I just saw itttt nooooo

  • @otisthebeefyone8206
    @otisthebeefyone8206 5 лет назад +175

    The Last Dark Extinction of the Moon of the Fallen Knight Age

  • @robin_queer
    @robin_queer 7 лет назад +568

    Anyone else notice Jeremy dying throughout the narration? His voice sounds really scratchy

    • @blunderabluez
      @blunderabluez 7 лет назад +4

      Joshua Brewer I did as well

    • @sherrybernard462
      @sherrybernard462 6 лет назад +6

      It says in the top right in the beginning that he had bronchitis doing this.

    • @greenclawclip
      @greenclawclip 6 лет назад

      Joshua Brewer he’s sick

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 лет назад +2

      Sherry Bernard For like less than a second. It was pretty easy to miss and when people pointed it out I thought it was in the description instead of the actual video!

    • @scotcheggtheguyguy8009
      @scotcheggtheguyguy8009 6 лет назад +12

      They say its his bronchitis, but its really the terminal illness he got from watching it

  • @rubblerage1101
    @rubblerage1101 6 лет назад +829

    Transformers 3 - Ship autobots away in rocket ship.
    Transformers 4 - Stop cooperating with autobots and melt them for transformium...
    Transformers 5 - *ALL TRANSFORMERS ARE BANNED FROM EARTH!!!*
    That escalated quickly...

    • @onetrackmind3558
      @onetrackmind3558 5 лет назад +10

      We know that Sherlock

    • @Mecharnie_Dobbs
      @Mecharnie_Dobbs 4 года назад +22

      It did not escalate at all. 3) Sending Transformers off Earth and 5) banning them from Earth, is the same thing. And if they refuse to leave: 4) Melt them.

    • @stripes1043
      @stripes1043 4 года назад +6

      Ship autobots
      😳

    • @akhileshanand2483
      @akhileshanand2483 4 года назад +8

      they seriously call it transformium? the fuck?

    • @danklockdown9757
      @danklockdown9757 3 года назад +2

      BB- Forgot all of that we are in the new beginning

  • @mcdonalds5972
    @mcdonalds5972 4 года назад +52

    "There is a version of this conversation where you get to go back to your barn."
    *[shot of barn being blown up]* "Uhhhhh..."

  • @vedantthapar3666
    @vedantthapar3666 5 лет назад +303

    Everything wrong with Transformers: Age of Extinction?
    *Plays Whole Movie*
    Me : I wonder when this’ll be removed by copyright. And also, MY EYES!!!!!

    • @digitalvectordrawing318
      @digitalvectordrawing318 5 лет назад +1

      The fuck??

    • @colonelstarsandstripes5379
      @colonelstarsandstripes5379 4 года назад +1

      @Josh The Stormtrooper quality over quantity my guy. Just because it makes money does not make it good. Scott Pilgrim is a good movie but it only made half its budget. So money does not equal good

    • @Mecharnie_Dobbs
      @Mecharnie_Dobbs 3 года назад

      Josh The Stormtrooper should already know about quantity over quality. There's thousands of them but their aim is about as good as the missiles in this movie.

  • @thomashall6733
    @thomashall6733 8 лет назад +234

    here's another sin. to get rid of all the giant ass robots, the government enlists the help of giant ass robots.
    seems logical

    • @MTdaBlacking
      @MTdaBlacking 8 лет назад +6

      They'd probably defend it with some "fight fire with fire" crap...

    • @thomashall6733
      @thomashall6733 8 лет назад +2

      maybe, but still. bad movie.

    • @MTdaBlacking
      @MTdaBlacking 8 лет назад

      Thomas Hall True

    • @DalekTheSupreme
      @DalekTheSupreme 8 лет назад +13

      +MTdaBlacking The _really_ stupid thing is, the Autobots have already proven that they're here to help us. Heck, they sacrifice their own planet because it's not right to throw ours out of orbit just to bring it back. Why start hunting them down with ONE robot who _can't_ be trusted and _won't_ care about civilian casualties when you have robotS (plural) who CAN be trusted and have PROVEN they can be trusted to protect you? Is every human in the Transformers film universe either a douchebag who tags along with the Autobots to steal their spotlight or a moron with poor planning skills who works for the Decepticons in exchange for stealing _their_ screentime?

    • @honoredcur4812
      @honoredcur4812 8 лет назад

      +Thomas Hall What I hated this movie had a very 'America is Xenophobic' vibe. Our CIA guy, he hates aliens, we plaster basically wanted posters for some tragedy, and we HUNT down the transformers and even if they say they're good and defend themselves KILL THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE ALIENS. Hell the first half of this movie is like that.

  • @racoobi
    @racoobi 7 лет назад +211

    I hated Shane and Tessa so much in this movie. They make the cast of the first movie look good.

    • @leatherface4662
      @leatherface4662 7 лет назад +45

      At least Sam and Mikalea and that girl from Mad Max Fury road had chemestry the lack their of.I can't believe I just said that.

    • @xxshanexx1114
      @xxshanexx1114 7 лет назад +2

      Scruffit Why does his name have to be that ),:

    • @markcasadevall9509
      @markcasadevall9509 7 лет назад +8

      Thank god there not in the next movie

    • @oblivion635
      @oblivion635 7 лет назад

      shane is

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 7 лет назад

      Oblivion No, he isn't (and thank me Lucky Charms for that)

  • @NitroFaust
    @NitroFaust 5 лет назад +119

    Technically its lucas own fault he's dead because he called the transformers hit squad which led to the events of his demise.

  • @wesleyk629
    @wesleyk629 4 года назад +305

    7:31 "This is illegal, she's a minor"
    Look at the sin count
    *NICE*

    • @Dug481
      @Dug481 3 года назад +18

      FBI OPEN UP

    • @benlawless9539
      @benlawless9539 2 года назад +9

      "Somehow Michael Bays opening statement in his harassment suit made into the script of this movie"

  • @Canadamus_Prime
    @Canadamus_Prime 7 лет назад +487

    This movie would've been so much better without the teenage daughter/boyfriend/over protective dad subplot.

    • @ceoofgex7552
      @ceoofgex7552 6 лет назад +5

      Matthew Walton No.

    • @strawberryfox8819
      @strawberryfox8819 6 лет назад +38

      Just A Ninja The daughter and boyfriend characters are so cliché, like her dad saved her from alien robots but nope! She's still angry for no fuvking reason

    • @thekurg4810
      @thekurg4810 6 лет назад +22

      Matthew Walton ikr, the girlfriend and boyfriend are the worst characters in this franchise for me

    • @cookingsauce8274
      @cookingsauce8274 6 лет назад +8

      +Just A Ninja ummm yes lol nobody gives a shit about this subplot

    • @jfkshotfirst7723
      @jfkshotfirst7723 5 лет назад +16

      This movie would be better if it actually focused on the transformers instead of the humans

  • @elliotttrzasko7047
    @elliotttrzasko7047 7 лет назад +869

    5:40 "Super badass alien technology hits the house instead of the "prime" target."
    I see what u did there.

  • @astrowolvez
    @astrowolvez Год назад +44

    Dude why didn’t they call their bumblebee clone wasp? Might not be waspinator but could be an interesting call back to wasp and their rivalry in transformers animated.

  • @SylentVoidkeeper
    @SylentVoidkeeper 4 года назад +35

    I've never been depressed at the end of a film before. Except for this one.
    After watching this movie, I literally felt all of my energy drain from my body

    • @WoodyWoodpecker19843
      @WoodyWoodpecker19843 10 месяцев назад +2

      I was depressed at the end of The Dark Knight but it was still an amazing film.

  • @sou1creeper211
    @sou1creeper211 8 лет назад +2723

    His voice sounds really different, am I just crazy?

    • @aperson6293
      @aperson6293 8 лет назад +489

      He kinda sounded like he was a bit sick.

    • @maw8533
      @maw8533 8 лет назад +265

      He sounds sick in this one

    • @aperson6293
      @aperson6293 8 лет назад +330

      Yeah. He is. If you go to the beginning of the video and pay attention to the things that pop up, it'll say he has bronchitis.

    • @fifafreestyler27
      @fifafreestyler27 7 лет назад +27

      He sounds like phil colson at some points

    • @thatoneguywhowatchesyouwhe2801
      @thatoneguywhowatchesyouwhe2801 7 лет назад +6

      this was made in 2014

  • @McCallahanIndustries
    @McCallahanIndustries 9 лет назад +546

    Bronchial Jeremy has a mature sense of dignity to his voice, like he's from the future.

    • @CinemaSins
      @CinemaSins  9 лет назад +186

      Well that's the absolute nicest way to put it. Thanks. Still might have to take a video off or two if I ever want the voice to come back.

    • @mammothmoose
      @mammothmoose 9 лет назад +26

      CinemaSins Sin #1: Jeremy lost his voice

    • @Hunter-th6kt
      @Hunter-th6kt 9 лет назад +2

      Hey Jimbo love the vids.

    • @littlehouseontheprepostero8457
      @littlehouseontheprepostero8457 9 лет назад +1

      mammothmoose (ding)

    • @gazaalley3862
      @gazaalley3862 9 лет назад

      CinemaSins what videos did Chris narrate

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 лет назад +65

    I really like the Dinobots. But what happened to them

    • @radekvaverka4048
      @radekvaverka4048 4 года назад +4

      And poor Sludge got shafted AGAIN. First FoC, now this. I just want to see decepticons get clapped by a big robot sauropod.

    • @danklockdown9757
      @danklockdown9757 3 года назад +1

      I think the ones that weren't in TLK are somewhere in earth and maybe in Cybertron

  • @astrowolvez
    @astrowolvez Год назад +28

    Was this a time jump? I’ve never seen this so I’m so confused as to why optimus was basically in a coma and moved somewhere.

  • @Ragefeast95
    @Ragefeast95 9 лет назад +195

    I was clearing my throat this entire video.

    • @CinemaSins
      @CinemaSins  9 лет назад +175

      You and me both, buddy.

    • @baileyjoshss
      @baileyjoshss 9 лет назад +10

      CinemaSins Notice me senpai.

    • @lewin5
      @lewin5 9 лет назад +1

      Pain Shut up you fool.

    • @skullswor
      @skullswor 9 лет назад +7

      NO HIS EPIC VOICE ISN'T WORKING :)

    • @TheOnlyGamerX
      @TheOnlyGamerX 9 лет назад +1

      GANDALF!!!

  • @izefalken
    @izefalken 7 лет назад +105

    I think you missed one here. When Optimus first woke up he said he'd need the Autobots to repair him. But after scanning a passing big rig, he changes his clothes and magically needs no repair work at all, so who needs the others at all!

    • @calamitousenigma9052
      @calamitousenigma9052 6 лет назад +17

      Oh and the fact that he can suddenly fly after killing Lockdown but not throughout the rest of the film, so this either means he 'leveled up'and gained new equipment all of a sudden like a videogame and learned to fly like a friggin Pokemon OR he could fly the whole time and didn't during crucial action scenes such as - the Galvatron fight, the Lockdown battle in the cornfield, the Hong Kong fight, the Grimlock battle or the fight with Lockdown directly before he could fly.

    • @onetrackmind3558
      @onetrackmind3558 5 лет назад +5

      One he was repaired by Cade and Two there a thing called Robots In Disguise, he might have had fake rust or something, some of it was pilling off.

    • @Slender.E.N
      @Slender.E.N Год назад +2

      logic went out the window didnt it?

  • @slipstreams1019
    @slipstreams1019 3 года назад +11

    He’s talking about rally crossed they read paste notes to the driver because he physically cannot look at a NAV system

  • @FrostSoul-qs6kq
    @FrostSoul-qs6kq 4 года назад +43

    Boyfriend : I carry a tiny card that states I can be in any kind of relationship with your underage daughter lol even though I'm above 18 .
    Me a Ex-Parole officer : Why does this sound like every pedophile that takes advantage of the justice system to get kids into their sex ring ...?

  • @joshuawhite8614
    @joshuawhite8614 7 лет назад +613

    You forgot to give like 10 sins for the fact that Bumblebee acts absolutely nothing like he does in the previous three movies.

    • @strawberryfox8819
      @strawberryfox8819 6 лет назад +61

      Joshua White As well as the fact that even after three movies, his voicebox is still not fixed and he is apparently talking through the radio

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 лет назад +17

      Joshua White He talks about it a little, in part 2 I think, when Bumblebee let's himself dragged to be executed.

    • @onetrackmind3558
      @onetrackmind3558 5 лет назад +1

      OK let me tell you all something there's a saying called: SOME PEOPLE ( bots if u like) NEVER CHANGE.

    • @katscagurangan585
      @katscagurangan585 5 лет назад +4

      Well witwicky isn’t there soooo

  • @ryndanriley5348
    @ryndanriley5348 7 лет назад +376

    "Movie rips off the screenplay I wrote when I was 7." Hahahahahaha.

    • @ggImJesus
      @ggImJesus 7 лет назад +3

      Ryndan Riley lol yea😂😂

    • @macdaddytheman638
      @macdaddytheman638 6 лет назад +2

      But like....he's right though dude... ANY kid that liked spy stuff or secret agent things always had a part of the plot revolve around breaking into the top secret military wing and stealing/finding out something. Lol 😂😂

    • @keeganshigh
      @keeganshigh 6 лет назад

      Ryndan Riley douche bag over exaggerates by claiming to have written screenplays at the age of 7. Ding

    • @keeganshigh
      @keeganshigh 6 лет назад

      Ryndan Riley this movie is shit though.

  • @pusyliqr138
    @pusyliqr138 Год назад +13

    7:45 should be about a million sins.

  • @spaceland-fae5264
    @spaceland-fae5264 5 лет назад +27

    "Why does Optimus always commit heart and soul to the first human who helps him a little bit?" It's called being a bottom.

  • @KochisarliHD7
    @KochisarliHD7 9 лет назад +595

    You know when a movie is shit when CinemaSins makes a 30-minutes of it.
    Absolutely terrible movie.
    Filled with cliches, american propaganda and annoying stereotypes.
    1/10

    • @greenbird3179
      @greenbird3179 9 лет назад +49

      KochisarliHD7 Apparently, the American flag is propaganda. You learn something new every day.

    • @All4Randomness1
      @All4Randomness1 9 лет назад +16

      If anything, it has more Chinese propaganda.
      That is, of course only if you use an odd and incorrect definition of propaganda.

    • @KochisarliHD7
      @KochisarliHD7 9 лет назад +9

      SirAndy
      You lack comprehending skills it may seem. Its not the american flag that makes the movie american propaganda, but the fact that in nearly every scene they show that awful, disgusting flag.

    • @KochisarliHD7
      @KochisarliHD7 9 лет назад +7

      *****
      No, they forgot to add the obesitas patients to creat the perfect American atmosphere. Or the racist white people that kill innocent black people yet whine at the slightest talk about racism.

    • @greenbird3179
      @greenbird3179 9 лет назад +5

      KochisarliHD7 Why is the flag awful and disgusting?

  • @LeviAckerman-ln8kt
    @LeviAckerman-ln8kt 8 лет назад +465

    You know the stupidity of a film is serious when cinema sins has to split the videos in order to prevent the video beeing longer than the actual film due to it's bullshitness...

    • @_Trey-3
      @_Trey-3 8 лет назад

      Lol

    • @airforcemax
      @airforcemax 8 лет назад +1

      Si Mon

    • @darthvader538
      @darthvader538 8 лет назад +15

      that's not entirely true, revenge of the sith had 2 parts too and that was a really fucking awesome movie

    • @TheDiego908
      @TheDiego908 7 лет назад +2

      That was a Star Wars prequel.

    • @darthvader538
      @darthvader538 7 лет назад +7

      TheDiego908 which makes it a really fucking awesome movie

  • @sonicseztrapsaregay4249
    @sonicseztrapsaregay4249 5 лет назад +15

    1:14 I’m speechless. That’s all I’m going to say. (Is Michael Bay self aware now?)

  • @Astroman10
    @Astroman10 4 года назад +50

    I love when actors, writers, directors, etc. put some kind of editorial comment about the movie they are making in their movie.
    I mean, no one forced Michael Bay to make this movie ... He evenly said he was done with this series after the third one! Maybe money really can talk, twist arms, and put guns to people's heads

  • @improveverywhere
    @improveverywhere 9 лет назад +2367

    Frankly I'm surprised this isn't a 10-part series.

    • @carson5408
      @carson5408 9 лет назад +6

      Oh wow, hello there Improv Everywhere!

    • @initial1177
      @initial1177 6 лет назад +11

      Improv Everywhere Only 10 parts for TF4, the movie that ruined my childhood!!! It deserves much worse, not even sending it to hell, destroying it or medevil torture is a satisfying punishment to this piece of trash.

    • @honest_126
      @honest_126 6 лет назад +7

      They killed Ratchet!

    • @alinarendon2099
      @alinarendon2099 5 лет назад

      Tbh this is the best TFBayverse movie. In my opinion. Hate all the others.

    • @legoroan9866
      @legoroan9866 5 лет назад +3

      Alina Rendon yeah it's the best but its still trash

  • @patrickboyes8201
    @patrickboyes8201 6 лет назад +805

    Who else noticed they needed that diamond shaped artifact to bring back senteniel prime and now they only need a car battery for optimus the f**k

    • @shadowkid6321
      @shadowkid6321 5 лет назад +31

      Patrick Boyes the matrix of leadership

    • @zman8164
      @zman8164 5 лет назад +81

      that diamond shaped artifact is used for dead transformers. Its called the matrix of leadership. It contains raw power that can power a non-working transformers allspark. Optimus wasn't dead, but need a power boost i guess what you would say.

    • @myman8336
      @myman8336 5 лет назад +5

      Also Optimus has the MOL

    • @Devo57
      @Devo57 5 лет назад +9

      Sentinel was basically ded, he was on low energy, and the Matrix was needed to jumpstart him back up. Optimus was still alive but trying to remain hidden in a rusty form.

    • @GhostTheGW
      @GhostTheGW 5 лет назад +2

      Patrick Boyes he wasn’t dead dumbass sentenial died

  • @scruzzyg7666
    @scruzzyg7666 4 года назад +21

    I was actually upset about them killing Ratchet like movies weren't great but still

  • @joshua_prime3743
    @joshua_prime3743 3 года назад +10

    9:27 lol Optimus is sitting down
    It's kinda wierd seing him in the position😂

  • @lawlessvic6708
    @lawlessvic6708 6 лет назад +205

    i just realized this movie makes no sense. people won't work with the auto bots even tho they saved Chicago but they will work with random other bots. Also they claim that its not the age of the auto bots but they make their own auto bots which just doesn't make since they use both random other outer space bots and parts from the decepticons to make them.

    • @itstrey3519
      @itstrey3519 3 года назад +2

      In real life humans wouldn’t do that to not work with the species cause they think they brought the war on them and they where given chances to leave

  • @pivn7204
    @pivn7204 7 лет назад +143

    You forgot one. Who plants corn under a billboard?

    • @smeghead4158
      @smeghead4158 7 лет назад +1

      TF?the billboard was placed over the corn

    • @cyanmanta
      @cyanmanta 7 лет назад +15

      smeghead If that's the case, the corn that spends half the day in the billboard's shadow should be significantly shorter. Instead, it's all totally even.

    • @namenamely5925
      @namenamely5925 7 лет назад +4

      too bad this is a POS movie for wankers

    • @nathanthompson4613
      @nathanthompson4613 6 лет назад

      Who even owns the corn? There are too many movies with pointless corn

  • @sammaguilar5105
    @sammaguilar5105 5 лет назад +6

    7:19 in WRC and other rally racing, a co-driver is standard. They customize how the driver wants road notes read to them. For example, when a sharp left turn is coming over a short hill going left, they would say “keep left over crest followed by square left 3.” In rally racing, the tracks are not going around a ring, it’s a certain distance going from A to B in the fastest time. The catch is, the tracks are on dirt roads or in forest. To better understand I recommend watching at least a couple videos focused on (Group B racing.)

  • @jaredsergent857
    @jaredsergent857 4 года назад +7

    Wait Cade...Yeager?
    DADADA DUN DADA DUN DUN DAA DA DUN DUN *YEAGER*

  • @FrogSpatula42
    @FrogSpatula42 8 лет назад +593

    I have no idea how Transformers can spend four movies fucking up the concept of robots fighting while Pacific Rim can nail it in two hours

    • @axelgamesftw6819
      @axelgamesftw6819 8 лет назад +15

      Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @kortneylynum8868
      @kortneylynum8868 8 лет назад +64

      Well it's probably because they had Guillermo Del Toro on that movie and not Michael Bay's (constant hard-on for explosions) ass on it. And you know Del Toro doesn't make bad movies.

    • @jordanjohnston3786
      @jordanjohnston3786 8 лет назад +23

      Not at all defending this travesty,but Pacific Rim was awful in it's own right.

    • @rockhoppa9012
      @rockhoppa9012 8 лет назад +6

      +Kortney Lynum Crimson Peak, Hellboy 2, the Hobbit movies, and Pacific Rim isn't THAT good either. He's a great director but he's not without mistakes.

    • @kortneylynum8868
      @kortneylynum8868 8 лет назад +12

      ROCKHOPPA901 I see what you mean but he's still a consistently good director in my opinion and I trust him to do a good job on a movie a hell of a lot more than Michael Bay

  • @SWHalo2
    @SWHalo2 8 лет назад +95

    Seriously, Why does every Transformers movie have to have weird stupid scenes like the Romeo and Juliet Law scene and Sam's Mom on drugs that make these movies drag on to nearly 3 hours?
    Whoever edits these movies should never work in Hollywood again.

    • @GloomGaiGar
      @GloomGaiGar 8 лет назад +28

      +Man 0 all Js welcome to michael bay's mind

    • @Edisntson
      @Edisntson 8 лет назад

      +GloomGaiGar there's more to it than michael bay, he directed 13 hours and it was a pretty good movie sooo

    • @dmoneyswagg64
      @dmoneyswagg64 8 лет назад +1

      +edwin .g no. That's was an ok movie with too many explosions........

    • @MrMojo23100
      @MrMojo23100 8 лет назад

      +edwin .g So what, M Night Shyamalan directed The Sixth Sense but that doesn't make the rest of his movies any less crap. vimeo.com/113842677

    • @DalekTheSupreme
      @DalekTheSupreme 8 лет назад +7

      +Man 0 all Js Because Michael Bay does not care about the Transformers franchise or how awkward, unnecessary, forced, and generally unpleasant most, if not all of the humor based around the human characters is. He just cares about getting payed to make something he will enjoy, no matter how stupid it is, or how many ethnicities he's insulting.

  • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
    @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 5 лет назад +17

    Sin- narrator obviously has a sore throat making video bad.
    Sin removed- narrator still made video even with bad throat.

  • @captain_awesome2134
    @captain_awesome2134 2 года назад +6

    I remember when I was like 10 and I saw this movie. I was so excited to see live action Dinobots and so disappointed when they were only in the last part.

  • @calumbalmain
    @calumbalmain 9 лет назад +154

    You missed the fact that dinosaurs have almost nothing to do with this movie.

    • @commthire380
      @commthire380 9 лет назад

      Dinobots Smash, that is what they do for the movie, thats what they have throughout thw franchise, they are just reinforcements

    • @calumbalmain
      @calumbalmain 9 лет назад +3

      Well at least in the original series they made sense, this bullshit movie just had them hanging upside down in a random alien ship.

    • @commthire380
      @commthire380 9 лет назад +1

      Because they were captured

    • @calumbalmain
      @calumbalmain 9 лет назад

      From where? What other planet has dinobots?

    • @commthire380
      @commthire380 9 лет назад +1

      Most likely the quintessons made them after destroying parts of the earth, they made the dinobots based on the creatures(with some modifications) and somehow the dinobots did something to piss of the quintessons and they hired lockdown to capture them

  • @lordlightskin4200
    @lordlightskin4200 8 лет назад +331

    lets just be happy a transformer hasnt found the power of the nokia and trasnformed into it. hed be indestructible and destroy the world lets hope hes an autobot

    • @honoredcur4812
      @honoredcur4812 8 лет назад +2

      +TrollzandLollz but then he wouldn't be able to move

    • @daraldsibley2851
      @daraldsibley2851 8 лет назад +2

      +Honored Cur new nokia are power by Microsoft

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 8 лет назад +5

      I'm taking this too far, but he could vibrate to move I guess

    • @azukianko487
      @azukianko487 8 лет назад +1

      +kyle magaro ... Oh my

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 8 лет назад +1

      +samuel beauchemin Dammit Takei get out of this thread!

  • @bad2dabohn1992
    @bad2dabohn1992 4 года назад +21

    3 things I would take out of all the Tformers movies pre Bumblebee
    1.The excessive product placement
    2.American flags or 78% of all patriotism
    3.The government being involved for really only making things worse for the autobots and doing jack s*** when it comes to killing decepticons

  • @Semirotta
    @Semirotta 4 года назад +2

    @CinemaSins I know this is old video and all, but just wanted to say amongst all the comments how much I appreciate your channel. First of all you make these videos really enjoyable, you find things I wouldn't spot myself. Second is the fact that you provide a lot of good information about movies, even on movies I've not seen myself I can just watch one of your videos about said movie and choose if it's worth to watch or not. It's just overall fun and useful channel to me (y)

  • @marcushuffproductions4376
    @marcushuffproductions4376 8 лет назад +239

    7:37
    The Romeo and Juliet Laws?
    I'm done with this movie.

    • @DalekTheSupreme
      @DalekTheSupreme 8 лет назад +23

      +Marcus Huff Honestly, even speaking as a fan of the franchise who was super-hyped up for a character who got backhanded by Prime and had five minutes of screentime, that was the most disappointing part of the movie. I can begrudgingly live with Grimlock being Optimus Prime's pet, just so long as they never put that anywhere near the Transformers franchise again. I think it goes without saying that a movie about transforming robots shooting the scrap out of each other meant to sell TOYS to CHILDREN does NOT need, in fact, it very much needs NOT TO HAVE, rape laws brought up in it.

    • @honoredcur4812
      @honoredcur4812 8 лет назад +5

      +DalekTheSupreme this is something I don't like with Michael Bay, he takes nostalgia topics and makes movies for a more mature audience (Mature content not mature film) that can end up ostrisizing children from the movies. What i'm worried about with how the (oddly Nick movie) TMNT 2 is being shown as

    • @DalekTheSupreme
      @DalekTheSupreme 8 лет назад +7

      Honored Cur Yeah, this movie is selling toys to children. It's not _just_ reliving the nostalgia of an age old franchise like Marvel, DC, and Star Wars movies, it's an ongoing franchise that lives and dies on its toyline, and to make it PG-13 is ridiculous, as it makes it less accessible by the proper target audience.

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 8 лет назад +3

      +Marcus Huff I agree, and to think that I thought that the law didn't exist in real-life, until now.

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 8 лет назад +4

      +Honored Cur Yeah, that's what worries me too.

  • @Kmaster73
    @Kmaster73 8 лет назад +139

    1:10 isnt he also driving on the wrong side of the road, and if it's a one way why would the billboard be facing the wrong way!?

  • @dirtdiver9668
    @dirtdiver9668 4 года назад +4

    10:41 The design team and production team worked in the same room to build the SR71 Blackbird. Just one example.

  • @chandlersummertime9173
    @chandlersummertime9173 4 года назад +10

    Actually I think 7:22 the character said he drives rally cars before this, and judging by the car he drove he's probably not lying. And generally in rallying, especially in WRC, drivers do need human co-pilots as their navigators to navigate, inform and warn them based on the pacenotes due to the complexity conditions of the roads, the roads are generally not in good shapes and they will be driving for hundreds of miles at top speed, it's just difficult for the drivers to recall every single thing about the long-range courses while they're driving and they don't really have google assistant, so they don't even have the chance to let her tell them that she doesn't know how to help with that(yet).
    So... maybe that's one sin ruled out there? Probably if you ignore that this one just regularly put his life savings in a tuner chevy covered by paintings with big exhaust pipes that probably parks at a open street parking, and constantly drive it around like it's a bank vault in Switzerland with thug life chillness.

  • @_deciduouslivingston_7177
    @_deciduouslivingston_7177 7 лет назад +181

    bumblebees voice box was fixed in the first movie but they kept it because it's the "minions" of the transformers series.

  • @excitedcrayon
    @excitedcrayon 9 лет назад +55

    I'm literally the biggest Transformers fan out there and surprised he missed an editing error during the sequence where Lockdown captures Prime. Tessa got into the car and closed the door but the next shot overlooking Prime shows the door still opened haha. Enjoyed the video nonetheless :)

    • @Bumphuk
      @Bumphuk 9 лет назад +21

      I'm surprised the boyfriends stupid slow mo car wheel on face intro wasn't worth a sin. Whatever the final total is for the two videos I'm going to plus 1.

    • @valsaludo9335
      @valsaludo9335 9 лет назад

      um alex yu is on top of your comment so...

    • @jvinson
      @jvinson 9 лет назад +3

      ***** -Maybe he's really fat.

    • @jvinson
      @jvinson 9 лет назад +4

      ***** - He said he's "literally the biggest Transformers fan". (big as in size.)

    • @hawkthorngames8950
      @hawkthorngames8950 9 лет назад

      Woah watch out we "literally" have a badass over here (excited crayon)

  • @notactuallyacat.
    @notactuallyacat. 4 года назад +14

    5:23 I couldn’t stop laughing at this series of sins

  • @abrarnoorani8385
    @abrarnoorani8385 2 года назад +2

    This feels like the concept for 4 different movies crammed into 2 hours and that's not even the least of the issues which is baffling

  • @pfitz9346
    @pfitz9346 7 лет назад +150

    As far as I know pretty much every rally race driver has a navigator because if they misjudge a turn they can go flying off the track or roll a car. One does the driving and the other does all the map reading and describing how sharp the next turn is.

    • @rubyestes6804
      @rubyestes6804 7 лет назад +7

      unless your in rally cross but still i see your point.

    • @Robofish12
      @Robofish12 7 лет назад +28

      Also, let us not forget that Chevy does not make a god damn rally car.

    • @niklassaarinen2456
      @niklassaarinen2456 7 лет назад +9

      Yes rally drivers still have navigators with them.

    • @mode3763
      @mode3763 7 лет назад +18

      Also, who puts back seats inside a race car?

    • @SKundu98CompsNRap
      @SKundu98CompsNRap 6 лет назад +6

      Yeah. But did she do anything remotely near navigation in this movie? I didn't see it.

  • @happymonkeyfish
    @happymonkeyfish 7 лет назад +29

    just want to say, that dinosaur in the beginning was a Psittacosaurus, which is a herbivore and should not be fighting smaller scavengers for that carcass, it should be eating plants.

  • @cheesy378
    @cheesy378 3 года назад +13

    I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN I READ “part 1” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GHOSTWARRIOR60
    @GHOSTWARRIOR60 Год назад +5

    You forgot to add a sin for the production crew being clearly visible literally right before they showed the green screen before LockDown kills Ratchet

  • @NougatFromOrbit
    @NougatFromOrbit 9 лет назад +132

    Is the narrator guy sick or the narrator guy a different guy?
    Either way, his voice is making me clear my throat and crave grape juice.

    • @CinemaSins
      @CinemaSins  9 лет назад +175

      He is pretty sick. Or was. He's fine now, but his voice hasn't recovered yet.

    • @StrikerFX47
      @StrikerFX47 9 лет назад +1

      CinemaSins I expect more from you guys. This movie is great. If you don't like...well too bad!

    • @NougatFromOrbit
      @NougatFromOrbit 9 лет назад

      CinemaSins Make sure he eats like, 7 cough drops. They help me with soar throats!
      Or you know, just give him a few days to let his voice recover.

    • @TheDynamicDunce
      @TheDynamicDunce 9 лет назад +9

      StrikerFX47 ... Every movie has sins. Oh yeah and the writing of this movie was god awful.

    • @riverbrotherston
      @riverbrotherston 9 лет назад

      Fancy meeting you here

  • @argus2389
    @argus2389 7 лет назад +64

    I really hate that the metal is called transformium, it's stupid, and I'd call it cybertronium

    • @kylecyrus9457
      @kylecyrus9457 7 лет назад +23

      it was named by humans whoo don't give a fuck about cybertronium, it actually makes sense that the named it transformium. That said, cybertronium definitely sounds way better.

    • @agentkruger797
      @agentkruger797 7 лет назад +12

      That fact that a random person on the internet, could come up with a better name for the new element helps show what a shitstorm this Movie Is.

    • @nirbhaythacker6662
      @nirbhaythacker6662 6 лет назад +10

      I'd call it convenientasfuckmetalthatjusthappenstobelivingandcantransformintowhateverthefuckMichaelBaywantsittoonimum.

    • @agentkruger797
      @agentkruger797 6 лет назад +5

      Sir.................. That's beautiful👏

    • @jdevlin1910
      @jdevlin1910 6 лет назад +4

      Clearly you missed Avatar's 'Unobtanium'

  • @BigShepp1432
    @BigShepp1432 5 лет назад +26

    7:26, uhhhhh, rally drivers do use navigators. They call out the turns and course changes through the race to the driver. And Red Bull sponsors a lot of those type of events and drivers.

  • @mr.random6276
    @mr.random6276 4 года назад +32

    Actually Lockdown is neither autobot nor decepticon just saying 🙌🏻

    • @heartless604
      @heartless604 4 года назад +4

      I was scrolling for this comment, jeremy exposes himself silly sometimes.

    • @shr1mpsush1
      @shr1mpsush1 4 года назад +2

      Who cares? Certainly not Michael Bay!

    • @telesto4099
      @telesto4099 3 года назад

      Michael bay doesnt even care about plotholes

    • @Cxl1302
      @Cxl1302 3 года назад +5

      But Hasbro sold Lockdown's toys as a Decepticon. Maybe it was easy to label him as Decepticon rather than a different team.

    • @Rushking20
      @Rushking20 3 года назад

      Mr. Random so what is he?

  • @MrPRD-yc6qv
    @MrPRD-yc6qv 7 лет назад +66

    15:06 Cinemasins unintentionally inspires the name of yet ANOTHER shitty transformers movie *ding*

  • @magmablock
    @magmablock 9 лет назад +713

    People who defend T4 with "It's just a dumb action movie" don't seem to realize what the term means. A "dumb action movie" just means it's easy to follow along, it does not mean the whole thing is written by the wayward spasms of an extruding colon lain across a keyboard.

    • @ianbailey3696
      @ianbailey3696 8 лет назад +19

      magmablock I know, right? With this movie, I pretty much need a flow-chart to explain it. If some kid can keep track of bay's movies and explain where everything is, they need to go to college.

    • @tmac731
      @tmac731 8 лет назад +7

      I know what's going on in the movie and I love it

    • @kamronwashington
      @kamronwashington 8 лет назад +3

      Tyler McGee​ right but this dude CinemaSins​ did point out some things that I couldn't find

    • @tinyriotsgames5306
      @tinyriotsgames5306 8 лет назад +2

      And Shia lebouf is not in it

    • @kamronwashington
      @kamronwashington 8 лет назад

      Ian Bailey​ and this movie good

  • @leonardebron6032
    @leonardebron6032 5 месяцев назад

    “Pull Galvatron back!”, something about the delivery of that line is so hilarious.😂

  • @Natethediggermate
    @Natethediggermate 4 года назад +5

    Hey cinemasins, there is actually a Texas here in Australia. But keep up the vids. They are awesome

  • @bugoji1
    @bugoji1 6 лет назад +154

    How to turn any movie to a "Michael Bay" movie:
    *Step 1*
    take the main characters and make them all explode
    *Step 2*
    Take the secondery characters and explode them too
    *Step 3*
    Explode anything else you haven't exploded yet
    (including the hopes of audience a normal movie)
    DONE

    • @HexagonThatReallyLikesVinegar
      @HexagonThatReallyLikesVinegar 5 лет назад +2

      Yes.

    • @F1ll1nTh3Blanks
      @F1ll1nTh3Blanks 5 лет назад +9

      Hot girls, illegal stuff and racist stuff and.. just all the bad. 😂

    • @zekehd2093
      @zekehd2093 5 лет назад +11

      DarkShadow you forgot Step 5:
      Include unnecessary sexy ladies
      Step 6:
      Make supposedly “main” transformers characters that die easily
      Step 7:
      Make the main characters crazy,psychotic,nonsense,Moranic,bullshit characters that all they do is scream others names and only do things that barely helps
      Step 8:
      Change some of the characters backstory to absolute and complete bullshit and more bullshit to “fit the plot” or just to piss people (like me) off

    • @pedrorojo7851
      @pedrorojo7851 4 года назад

      It's about to BLO-

    • @potatohead5986
      @potatohead5986 4 года назад

      Step 9: cast Megan Fox

  • @silashenderson1628
    @silashenderson1628 7 лет назад +103

    You missed the part in the warehouse/parking garage where Shane says "Grab my stick!! She's got the best hands in the buisness!"😒😒😒😒😒 I hate u Michael Bay

    • @bbriggs7409
      @bbriggs7409 6 лет назад +3

      Absolutely shameless

    • @sherrybernard462
      @sherrybernard462 6 лет назад +2

      Flaky no it's not.

    • @alexgamingforfun6453
      @alexgamingforfun6453 6 лет назад +11

      The best sexual joke involving cars in a kids movie, what is wrong with these people

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 лет назад +4

      Flaky Bay himself said those movies were made for 12 year old boys, so am I to deduce that a) you are around that age and your sense of humor isn't fully developed or b) your sense of humor is shit! and c) a an b both apply to you.
      I might even add, d) Bay is a fucking pervert that slip overly sexual jokes in his kids movies, and of course 12 years old love that humor because Bay aknowledges their blooming sexuality and makes them feel more like adults for getting the jokes, but as an actual adult I find this humor pretty lame and juvenile. I think that's all I have to say on that particular subject...

  • @chicagocolson
    @chicagocolson 3 года назад

    7:20 in certain rally racing and other off road circuits a navigator is actually a thing that every driver has. The courses aren't memorized and the navigator takes notes before the race starts on turns, where, when and how sharp they are with code phrases to keep it quick and accurate

  • @wingedeyeliner600
    @wingedeyeliner600 4 года назад +5

    I used to love this movie so much that I memorized all of the lines in it. Like I knew this movie word for word

  • @OreoCinima
    @OreoCinima 8 лет назад +137

    I called the phone number on the "remember Chicago" billboard and I think it's a phone sex line

  • @cracked
    @cracked 9 лет назад +87

    I paid money to see this movie in a theater *DING*

  • @Mossssssssssssssssssssssssssss
    @Mossssssssssssssssssssssssssss 2 года назад +3

    Out of all the girls that were seen the most in the Transformer movies. Mikaela was the only girl who actually did something while Tessa and Carly just screamed and did nothing, it's quite amusing actually.

  • @UrBloodOnMyFace
    @UrBloodOnMyFace 4 года назад +5

    4:04 I swear this part they went so lazy, like he (cinemasins) said a backwards cap doesn't make you 18 all of the sudden all they had to do is use CGI to make him look younger

  • @gorillam2236
    @gorillam2236 9 лет назад +90

    My brother said this was the best movie ever
    My brother 2004 -2014

    • @renovanzanten3241
      @renovanzanten3241 9 лет назад +15

      Show on the doll where Michael Bay touched your brother

    • @Energehh
      @Energehh 9 лет назад

      If you can just enjoy the action, its a good movie

    • @onetrackmind3558
      @onetrackmind3558 5 лет назад

      GorillaM is that supposed to be and insult to Bay or are you for real ?

  • @888siddharth
    @888siddharth 9 лет назад +103

    This movie was so unbelievably bad! Nothing in this world could've been more badass than a Robot Dinosaur. But Michael Bay somehow managed to ruin that too!

    • @ComedyBros5
      @ComedyBros5 9 лет назад +6

      Agreed! We need Steven Spielberg or JJ Abrams on the job!

    • @spademagna2672
      @spademagna2672 9 лет назад

      I Liked it, however I think it screwed the Dinobots. 86 film is and will always be the best.

    • @marlinfan1995
      @marlinfan1995 9 лет назад

      ***** Spielberg produces the TF movies...

    • @ComedyBros5
      @ComedyBros5 9 лет назад +1

      ...and he obviously has no impact on the movie. Otherwise they wouldn't suck. lol

    • @FrodeHauge
      @FrodeHauge 9 лет назад +2

      Agreed. It's not often I'm sighing in resignation during a high budget sci-fi action movie. I'm not really that picky. But, dayum, this was absolutely atrocious. Also, it appears I'm the only one thinking the dad was an absolute ass about his daughter's relationship. I found it horribly unrealistic. But that's a cultural thing, I guess.

  • @asermpoyi4357
    @asermpoyi4357 Месяц назад

    5:11 “My face is my warrant.” So happy I’m not the only one who thought that was the stupidest line ever.

  • @superior_guardian
    @superior_guardian 4 года назад +1

    Definitely like that moment of saying “ There is a version of this conversation where you can go back to your barn.
    Cinema sins: uuuuhhhhhh
    *shows exploding of entire farm*

  • @AlisterTate
    @AlisterTate 9 лет назад +64

    "who puts billboards up in corn-fields in the middle of nowhere?"
    Ever been to western Kansas?
    This place fucking sucks.

    • @AstralMuffin105
      @AstralMuffin105 9 лет назад +9

      Same thing happens in most of Nebraska, my friend. xD

    • @Boltscrap
      @Boltscrap 9 лет назад

      AstralMuffin105 Only thing I know about Nerbaska is that WIndows 1 was't available there.

    • @AstralMuffin105
      @AstralMuffin105 9 лет назад +1

      Boltscrap
      You're really not missing out by not knowing anything else. It's a pretty dull place to live in general.

    • @videobob92
      @videobob92 9 лет назад

      Hell is real

    • @braydenforbes4091
      @braydenforbes4091 9 лет назад

      Raidou Kuzunoha We know...

  • @eppie899
    @eppie899 9 лет назад +56

    You guys put an insane amount of effort into these. I started off wondering what you guys do with your time and thought you were all dicks, then I slowly understood the joke and laughed a little. Now I'm just amazed at the effort put into breaking down these movies.

    • @CinemaSins
      @CinemaSins  9 лет назад +55

      Ha ha. They take a lot of time, but it still feels more like fun than work, that's for sure.

    • @eppie899
      @eppie899 9 лет назад

      That's good to hear! All I can say is keep it up.

    • @brackishnz
      @brackishnz 9 лет назад

      you thought they were all dicks cuz they had a successful idea for you tube moneys?

    • @eppie899
      @eppie899 9 лет назад +2

      Did I say that?

    • @RyanKing53535
      @RyanKing53535 9 лет назад +3

      Ryan Marek Glad you realised the effort HE puts into these(it's only one guy :)

  • @factsdontcareaboutyourfeel7747
    @factsdontcareaboutyourfeel7747 4 года назад +4

    I love the way he uses the character’s name from other movies and tv shows to address him in the movies being discussed .... smoke monster 😂

  • @lancesharp5958
    @lancesharp5958 4 года назад +3

    ummm rally cars actually do have a navigator to help tell them the track

    • @yoda908
      @yoda908 4 года назад

      Agreed

    • @daviddavids2884
      @daviddavids2884 4 года назад

      yup. ninety percent of sins, here, are NOT.

  • @RXOBANSH33
    @RXOBANSH33 7 лет назад +22

    "These movies need to stop giving us reasons why the Autobots aren't wanted or needed"
    Yup, that was an eyeroller in the new one. Not like they'd done it already or anything.

  • @servel2
    @servel2 8 лет назад +28

    6:30 "Hey, Smoke monster guy" anyone else caught that Lost reference?

    • @KingKB24z
      @KingKB24z 8 лет назад +2

      +Sergio Velasco THANK YOU

    • @grimreaper8575
      @grimreaper8575 8 лет назад +2

      ive never seen lost and i caught it.

    • @devansobo421
      @devansobo421 8 лет назад

      +Grim Reaper it's a lost reference because that's the actor who portrayed the man in black aka smoke monster. Just saying

    • @R0B0xCUBE5
      @R0B0xCUBE5 8 лет назад +1

      +Sergio Velasco at least there are some other people that catch Lost references!

  • @Beam_GW
    @Beam_GW 3 года назад +1

    7:19 Yes, in rally racing you do need a navigator or co-driver, and there would still be them at least in the near future

  • @Xurreal
    @Xurreal 5 лет назад

    I cant wait to see this bonus round!

  • @ryano6094
    @ryano6094 9 лет назад +52

    Funny how they replaced the most annoying characters from the first three films with Mark Wahlberg, and it still managed to be the shittiest film of the franchise.
    Also they should've written out the daughter's Irish boyfriend, cause seriously was there any real purpose for him being in the movie besides explaining how to get away with screwing a minor?

    • @AzLolFun
      @AzLolFun 9 лет назад +8

      Are we twins or something?

    • @4disndat2unme
      @4disndat2unme 9 лет назад +24

      If you ask me, they could've just written out the daughter and her boyfriend. They both were annoying, useless, and terrible actors.

    • @TheDudebot90
      @TheDudebot90 9 лет назад +1

      I feel this movie could've been salvageable without them. When I heard Mark Wahlberg was in this, I figured it would've been much better than it was... Leave it to Michael Bay to screw up expectations.

    • @LittleBitOfNothin
      @LittleBitOfNothin 9 лет назад

      By adding the boyfriend, they widened their audience from 12yr olds and Michael Bay, to 12yr olds, Michael Bay, and pedophiles who think they're going to learn something...

    • @dirigibility
      @dirigibility 9 лет назад

      "I'm not here to explain how to screw a minor, I'm here for no purpose at all besides the fact that the writers are shit."

  • @digitalairsoft197
    @digitalairsoft197 7 лет назад +45

    10:25 is noone going to mention how he 'mapped the genome' of a metal.... What. That makes no logical sense.

  • @TsuladanGaming
    @TsuladanGaming 5 лет назад +1

    12:10 Try and see how much work they get done if you forget to feed and motivate your scientists. They need the motivation otherwise they lose power and implode.
    ...oh and the food too, and water, those help too but the motivation must not be forgotten.

  • @JDCFx
    @JDCFx 3 года назад +2

    When he says "I lost a sister in Chicago"
    Ratchet should've said "I LOST A WHOLE PLANET, NO SYMPATHY FOR ME"