Are Shovels spoons? (objection.lol)

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  • Опубликовано: 21 апр 2021
  • At last! A full episode of the Turnabout Stupidity Series! Thanks to @Mazen Elsaid for the idea.

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  • @spoonsupermarket8284
    @spoonsupermarket8284 2 года назад +1715

    as a spoon enthusiast I love this video

    • @FlashDream
      @FlashDream 2 года назад +29

      As a spoon, and shovel enthusiast, I love this video.

    • @applesauce155
      @applesauce155 2 года назад +26

      as an enthusiast I love this video

    • @Real_ess
      @Real_ess 2 года назад +12

      when video

    • @entityyy2309
      @entityyy2309 2 года назад +11

      as a i love this video

    • @jammyy714
      @jammyy714 2 года назад +10

      as a shovel I love this video

  • @zaaphyyre
    @zaaphyyre 3 года назад +4981

    And that's when godot took out a comically large spoon.

  • @Banana_Fusion
    @Banana_Fusion 2 года назад +1633

    Can we just appreciate the dude who keeps making coffee's so Godot can always begin his lines in style

    • @spikatrix1486
      @spikatrix1486 2 года назад +148

      I'm more concerned on the amount of coffee he drank

    • @kiro253
      @kiro253 2 года назад +103

      @@spikatrix1486 i am more concerned about phoenix that just got splashed by that boiling water....

    • @calicobagels
      @calicobagels 2 года назад +27

      @@kiro253 coffee, you mean?

    • @funkyethan9145
      @funkyethan9145 2 года назад +48

      @@calicobagels HOLD IT! by just putting the coffee powder IN WATER the coffee is just mixing with the water

    • @kiro253
      @kiro253 2 года назад +24

      @@calicobagels NO, i clearly meant the WATER inside the mug...the coffee inside it doesnt matter

  • @richyhu2042
    @richyhu2042 2 года назад +253

    I love how Godot just fucking chugs his coffee and then yeets it at Phoenix whose covered in coffee in the next shot. Such an underrated moment.

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Год назад +1

      yes

    • @jtteope1178
      @jtteope1178 Месяц назад

      @@Rasyidi7he has infinite coffee

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam 3 года назад +6241

    I watched this a week ago, I have returned with a very important argument...
    have you ever heard the term: "SHOVELING FOOD INTO YOUR MOUTH?" dun dun DUUUUN!

    • @angryowl9183
      @angryowl9183 3 года назад +190

      Pls don’t

    • @BlizzardofOze
      @BlizzardofOze 3 года назад +705

      Objection! Shoveling food into one's mouth refers to quickly eating food and filling one's mouth with every bite. This is usually an act performed with one's bare hands and not an actual spoon, which cannot hold enough food to fill one's mouth unless the aforementioned utensil is comically oversized. Furthermore, animals without the ability to use tools of any kind are sometimes referred to as "shoveling food" into their mouths (i.e elephants and their trunks)

    • @angryowl9183
      @angryowl9183 3 года назад +175

      @@BlizzardofOze STOP!!!! DON’T DO IT!!!!!!

    • @seyhanzn7319
      @seyhanzn7319 3 года назад +45

      Shovel is a stand Arrow and spoon is spoon

    • @peterpallas1804
      @peterpallas1804 3 года назад +134

      @Parakeet animation studio King Bach then pulls out a comically large spoon

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam 3 года назад +2626

    Godot: Oh my bad shovels arent spoons its the other way around, now I see.

    • @sarcasm-aplenty
      @sarcasm-aplenty 3 года назад +161

      he's right. while a shovel can't function as a spoon, a spoon *can* function as a shovel

    • @RedBrannerBot4k
      @RedBrannerBot4k 3 года назад +71

      He straight up just turned the tables on them

    • @n1kx579
      @n1kx579 3 года назад +37

      @@sarcasm-aplenty a shovel can function as a spoon if the bowl is big enough

    • @sarcasm-aplenty
      @sarcasm-aplenty 3 года назад +19

      @@n1kx579 but it wouldn't fit in human-sized mouths unless it was like those little sand shovels you use at the beach. I guess you really can't fight it spoon=round shovel

    • @n1kx579
      @n1kx579 3 года назад +32

      @@sarcasm-aplenty every shovel can fit in the human mouth if you push hard enough

  • @GoldenUnlimited
    @GoldenUnlimited 2 года назад +172

    "You said that ocean water is soup, you said hotdogs are sandwiches. I don't wanna have this conversation anymore, Edgeworth" - Phoenix Wright

  • @pandacakes9_
    @pandacakes9_ 3 года назад +18

    1:37 *This guy has unlimited coffee*

  • @whochoco
    @whochoco 3 года назад +2725

    Edgeworth: *says a definition as long as a page in wikipedia explaining the difference of shovels and spoons*
    Von Karma: *Ctrl+C* *Ctrl+V >Simplify text>*

  • @Heregoesnuttin
    @Heregoesnuttin 3 года назад +2223

    Dude, this was golden.

  • @gamegirllisa404
    @gamegirllisa404 3 года назад +47

    Serious thing though, the ending argument was "utensils" and "hand tools" being different things. A utensil is a hand tool that is used for eating. Therefore, a spoon is indeed a shovel.

  • @calamaribowl8683
    @calamaribowl8683 3 года назад +20

    1:51 y-you just proved his point

  • @monke7566
    @monke7566 3 года назад +655

    Spoons are shovels yes, why? shovels you dig holes, spoon you dig a hole in your food

    • @underpar-p
      @underpar-p 3 года назад +24

      my dad (who is a self proclaimed smart person) said this too, so it's not too farfetched

    • @nicholaswhite2886
      @nicholaswhite2886 3 года назад +6

      What about making holes in ya enemies

    • @TheRealStellagang37
      @TheRealStellagang37 3 года назад +24

      @@nicholaswhite2886 if you have enought practice you can do it with both

    • @henterpriser5779
      @henterpriser5779 3 года назад +7

      Do you dig holes in your food?

    • @monke7566
      @monke7566 3 года назад +6

      @@henterpriser5779 yes

  • @yourlocalfrenchmemedealer
    @yourlocalfrenchmemedealer 3 года назад +365

    One way this could have continued:
    Godot saying the fact that the ground is food for plants, and shovels dig parts of ground, meaning shovels dig food, meaning that shovels are spoons.

  • @shovelknight9417
    @shovelknight9417 Год назад +4

    As a Knight with a Shovel, I approve this video.

  • @cristoffer9024
    @cristoffer9024 Год назад +18

    I don't know if a shovel is a spoon, All I know is that it was a ground breaking invention.

  • @apoccooking4364
    @apoccooking4364 3 года назад +298

    If you wash a shovel thoroughly, it is also a pan to fry eggs on.

  • @lordwoods3111
    @lordwoods3111 3 года назад +1067

    OBJECTION: The definition of a hand tool is “a tool held in the hand, used without electricity or power” and the definition of tool, is “a device or implement, especially one held in the hand, use to carry out a PARTICULAR FUNCTION” is a spoon not held in the hand? And is it not used to carry out a particular function?! OF COURSE IT IS, SPOONS ARE SHOVELS!

    • @culdeestudios1725
      @culdeestudios1725 3 года назад +57

      OBJECTION: You said that they can be used as each other, just not efficently. Even if they're not intended to, they can still function as each other. It doesnt matter if it's not effective, only if it can happen. Besides tools can have multiple uses. Baking soda can be used for cleaning. A wrench can be used as a weapon. Hell anything can be classified as a weapon, used in a attacking manner.
      It's like is mayonnaise an instrument? Yes it can be used as instrument if you smack it to a beat. It doesnt have to be the intended use. It's if it can be used.
      Even with we ignore the previous statement have you considered that, not all intentions are the original ones? They could be replaced. For example, bubble wrap was originally gonna be used as wallpaper. Nalgene was originally used in labs but later was used for water bottles.

    • @lordwoods3111
      @lordwoods3111 3 года назад +41

      Objection! You thought I’d let it lie, BUT NO, here I return, to say, while the intended use of a tool technically defines its use, and apparently not it’s possible use.... HAS IT EVER OCCURRED TO YOU THAT INTENT IS A SUBJECTIVE MATTER BASED ON PERSONAL PERSPECTIVE AND GOALS RELATING TO THE SITUATION AT HAND AND AVAILABLE MATERIALS? If I INTEND to use a spoon as a shovel, then by definition it is A SHOVEL.

    • @lordwoods3111
      @lordwoods3111 3 года назад +31

      @Hume zee OBJECTION! YOU DARE TO ASSUME WHAT CAN AND CANNOT FIT WITHIN A PERSON’S MOUTH? SUCH AS MY OWN? This is SLANDER... although technically it’s libel.

    • @cembri6543
      @cembri6543 3 года назад +11

      OBJECTION: This is not going to end I think

    • @lordwoods3111
      @lordwoods3111 3 года назад +7

      @Hume zee I’ll do you one better, I’LL EAT TWO SNOW SHOVELS!

  • @tranquility6789
    @tranquility6789 2 года назад +8

    God I love these cases where it actually kinda feels like a real ace attorney case, like the lines actually feel coherent. I love it.

  • @sanstheskeleton3766
    @sanstheskeleton3766 3 года назад +8

    Shovels=Spoons
    Pitch Forks=Forks
    Swords=Knife?
    2:07 wow i actually guessed what the things are before i watched this

  • @Blue-pk4ny
    @Blue-pk4ny 3 года назад +724

    That one dislike was someone who actually eats with a shovel.

    • @blacklightvirus6101
      @blacklightvirus6101 3 года назад +41

      The BFG wants a word with the channel

    • @SpamMC
      @SpamMC 3 года назад +6

      There’s 6, actually.

    • @Blue-pk4ny
      @Blue-pk4ny 3 года назад +6

      @@SpamMC when the actual video came out, it was one.

    • @jasongibson1225
      @jasongibson1225 3 года назад +2

      Yep, it was your mom.

    • @Blue-pk4ny
      @Blue-pk4ny 3 года назад +6

      @@jasongibson1225 Your jokes are getting older than your grandparents.

  • @Joestar8780
    @Joestar8780 3 года назад +345

    For the next trial: Why is this channel underrated?

  • @Sciencedoneright
    @Sciencedoneright 3 года назад +9

    This is like the only video where Edgeworth and pheonix finally team up

  • @localchibigameuser9732
    @localchibigameuser9732 2 года назад +3

    I like how phoenix is right but still loses the arguement everytime

  • @gam8052
    @gam8052 3 года назад +2136

    Shovels can be a substitute for a spoon.
    Spoons can be a substitute for a shovel.
    But shovels are not spoons and vice versa.
    *TAKE THAT!*

    • @SlainByTheWire
      @SlainByTheWire 3 года назад +180

      OBJECTION!
      If a pitchfork is a fork, and a sword is a knife, then you can only conclude that a shovel is in fact a spoon.
      Just because they're bigger that doesn't mean they're not a spoon, they're just a big spoon!

    • @user-qq1xj5zk9n
      @user-qq1xj5zk9n 3 года назад +91

      @ OBJECTION!
      an Fork And An Pitchfork Has the Same uses The Stab into Things to Hold Them Pitchfork can Be uses to Stan Haystack while Forks can be use to stab Meat Both are Different but Fundamentally the Same
      Did I do it correctly?

    • @the6934
      @the6934 3 года назад +47

      @ OBJECTION you can just use onespike from the pitchfork to hold tiny things and a fork can hold a big amount of things depending on your strength and if you can balance it

    • @DIDI666PK
      @DIDI666PK 3 года назад +35

      @@the6934 HOLD IT! The pitchfork would still be too big to use, and it would be impossible to bring the end of the pitchfork to your mouth using it as a fork without extending your arm to impossible levels! Thus, a pitchfork cannot possibly be a fork!

    • @sstingreii
      @sstingreii 3 года назад +31

      @@DIDI666PK OBJECTION! Just get someone else to hold the pitchfork! Then all they have to do is stab the food and shove it in your mouth! Therefore, a pitch fork can be a fork! Even if _you_ cant use it on your own, you can get _someone else_ to use it for you! Either way, it has to be a fork, or else why would it be called a pitch _fork_ ?

  • @Tftmt
    @Tftmt 3 года назад +139

    I want to see an episode where Godot interrupts everyone just to drink coffee. And later, an episode about how Godot drinks too much coffee.

    • @A_very_good_cheese
      @A_very_good_cheese Год назад +1

      that is impossible godot cant drink too much coffee

    • @Adachi69420
      @Adachi69420 Год назад +1

      @@A_very_good_cheese you underestimate the power of brew

  • @jackofarcades2813
    @jackofarcades2813 Год назад +2

    i loved it in Paynius when Payne said "It's Payning Time" and then Payned all over the court room

  • @antisanity_
    @antisanity_ 3 года назад +3

    Godot's entire character is just being chill, and *intense coffee chugging.*

  • @nyxiiine5509
    @nyxiiine5509 3 года назад +395

    Definition of “utensil”:
    - An instrument or device for domestic use, in the kitchen, or in war.
    - A small hand tool or material-handling implement specialized for specific types of processing such as is used in the kitchen or a laboratory.
    Utensils are hand tools; therefore, spoons are shovels.

    • @courtesyarlabon5386
      @courtesyarlabon5386 3 года назад +7

      @Ryan Ubeika A spoon of course.

    • @nyxiiine5509
      @nyxiiine5509 3 года назад +28

      @Ryan Ubeika You're clearly missing the bigger picture here. "Small" modifies "hand tools," which broadly describes both categories. "Spoon" is a subcategory of "shovel." So to answer your question: a spoon.

    • @kokuhakuqiun4215
      @kokuhakuqiun4215 Год назад +4

      @@nyxiiine5509 exactly my logic lmfao

    • @water5210
      @water5210 Год назад +1

      Impossible

    • @Nico_com_c
      @Nico_com_c Год назад +9

      Comically small shovel

  • @KLONOA105
    @KLONOA105 3 года назад +242

    " hey homie can I get some ice cream?"
    "Only a spoonful"
    "*pulls out a comically large spoon*"

    • @Ozone946
      @Ozone946 3 года назад +23

      pulls out average size shovel*

    • @dabestorkposta
      @dabestorkposta 2 года назад +8

      @@Ozone946 pulls out comically large shovel*

    • @snap1232
      @snap1232 2 года назад +14

      * pulls out comically small shovel *

    • @SupahTheSnowy
      @SupahTheSnowy 2 года назад +1

      * pulls out comically small spoon *

    • @williamgeorge3111
      @williamgeorge3111 2 года назад +2

      _Pulls out average-sized spoon_

  • @ATIHpss64HM
    @ATIHpss64HM 2 года назад +4

    0:53
    I'M DYING

  • @desayeedcharles5242
    @desayeedcharles5242 Месяц назад +1

    Edgy made it so complicated that I was at loss for two minutes straight....
    Thank God Franzie came to save the day..

  • @Lucas.I.think.
    @Lucas.I.think. 3 года назад +63

    Final verdict.
    shovels are just a comically large spoon

    • @afckingwizard6628
      @afckingwizard6628 2 года назад +1

      That doesn't prove anything

    • @John_Doe742
      @John_Doe742 2 года назад

      Only a shovelful

    • @water5210
      @water5210 Год назад

      Can a spoon therefore be a comically small shovel

  • @psycosanches589
    @psycosanches589 3 года назад +62

    Ah, but they forgot one critical detail! Why do we say “dig in” when it’s time to eat? SPOONS DIG INTO FOOD LIKE SHOVELS DO THE EARTH!

  • @WigWoo1
    @WigWoo1 4 месяца назад +1

    5:00 a Spoon is a "Tool" for eating that you hold with your "Hand". Thus. Hand tool. Thus Shovel

  • @OrangeTapWater
    @OrangeTapWater Год назад +4

    Did I just watch 5 minutes of people arguing over spoons?
    Yes. Yes I did

  • @gamerm9083
    @gamerm9083 3 года назад +12

    2:50 the best part imo

  • @Motivation_snack6668
    @Motivation_snack6668 3 года назад +8

    2:45 The biggest comeback wtfff
    And that smile made it even better lol

  • @sonyyung5510
    @sonyyung5510 Год назад +2

    This basically that whole Ship Vs. Boat dilemma. Every ship is a boat but not every boat is a ship. Same thing with Spoons Vs. Shovels. Every spoon is a shovel, but not shovel is a spoon.

  • @RG-uj2lc
    @RG-uj2lc 3 года назад

    All I could say is: I love all the arguments that are being presented in every videos

  • @CaptainObliviousV
    @CaptainObliviousV 3 года назад +402

    Ok, I’ve never actually played an Ace Attorney game, I just watch these meme videos. Can someone tell me how much coffee Godot usually drinks. It feels like he should be dead from a caffeine overdose after this vid.

    • @benjaminwertz2379
      @benjaminwertz2379 3 года назад +142

      Don't worry about the caffeine, it takes about 50-100 cups of coffee to get the lethal amount of caffeine.
      What kills him is just the sheer volume of liquid, he would most likely throw it up and drown in his own regurgitated drink

    • @canadajones9635
      @canadajones9635 3 года назад +97

      17 cups a trial, no more.

    • @delpieroespinourriola909
      @delpieroespinourriola909 3 года назад +9

      ...yes

    • @SilentRito
      @SilentRito 3 года назад +60

      he actually challenges you to prove him wrong in one of the courts before he finishes his routine of 17 cups per trial XD

    • @thelocalnecromancer1224
      @thelocalnecromancer1224 2 года назад +6

      I can tell you that I've ruined 169 likes

  • @danieldishon688
    @danieldishon688 3 года назад +38

    I know the video ends with Shovels are not spoons winning the argument, but this video thoughtfully convinced me that in fact they are just giant spoons, and pitchforks and swords are just giant knives and forks

  • @chandragupta946
    @chandragupta946 2 года назад +2

    “But you’re an inmate!”
    “And?”
    That describes the courtroom well

    • @Dumbird0
      @Dumbird0 Год назад

      Sorry for asking this when you made this comment a year ago but when did she get arrested?

  • @_xxmidnight5351
    @_xxmidnight5351 2 года назад +2

    I once went to this ice cream restaurant.
    Their plastic spoons were the shape of shovels.
    I was ecstatic.

  • @keheck
    @keheck 3 года назад +9

    1:23 "But you still don't use shovels for eating"
    Markipler: *O B S E R V E!*

  • @silmoon466
    @silmoon466 3 года назад +65

    Actually, it's said that some kitchen polices in Korean army cook rice with their shovel.

    • @zeryuouros4411
      @zeryuouros4411 3 года назад +14

      New Freshly Debate: Are Shovels Pan

    • @lunaplaysgames9824
      @lunaplaysgames9824 3 года назад +15

      @@zeryuouros4411 nah im pretty sure shovels are bi

    • @Josh-er4pd
      @Josh-er4pd 3 года назад +9

      @@lunaplaysgames9824 well that didn’t pan out very well

  • @eros7026
    @eros7026 3 года назад +2

    Drinking that much coffe will make Godot unable to sleep for months

  • @beepbeep5795
    @beepbeep5795 2 года назад +1

    Why are these all of a sudden my favorite thing to watch 😂🤣

  • @papersparrow899
    @papersparrow899 3 года назад +324

    I keep laughing at the time when Edgeworth said,
    "Why ye-
    *NO YOU IDIOT!!"*

    • @BeyondAG905
      @BeyondAG905 3 года назад +1

      I love that part so much 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @blaster915
      @blaster915 3 года назад

      Just about pissed myself laughing at that 😂😂😂

    • @bob-kx5iv
      @bob-kx5iv 3 года назад

      time stamp plees

    • @papersparrow899
      @papersparrow899 3 года назад

      @@bob-kx5iv 2:50

    • @drag0nemper0r97
      @drag0nemper0r97 3 года назад

      "Well yes, but actually no"

  • @TheMrBrick
    @TheMrBrick 3 года назад +25

    I like how Phoenix is the one disagreeing all the time even though in the real game he’s the one agreeing

  • @kitchendreamteam1647
    @kitchendreamteam1647 2 года назад +4

    3:11 wait his cup disappeared but then swished back into his hand what the frak

  • @uriahl2331
    @uriahl2331 3 года назад +2

    This is why phrases like “shoveling a bunch of crap into your pie hole” exists.

  • @TeamQuiltzYT
    @TeamQuiltzYT 3 года назад +112

    Franziska: Didn't something like this happend in dual destinies?
    *SIMON BLACKQUILL HAS JOINED THE TRIAL*

    • @LeFrancht27
      @LeFrancht27 3 года назад +1

      Its sad noone understand ur Joke bud

    • @mr.nobody4959
      @mr.nobody4959 3 года назад

      I don't understand but ggwp

    • @TeamQuiltzYT
      @TeamQuiltzYT 3 года назад

      actually this comment is kinda a spoiler to dual destinies?

    • @TeamQuiltzYT
      @TeamQuiltzYT 3 года назад +1

      Alright lemme explain what i mean by this comment but if you don't wanna get spoiled then i suggest not reading the this
      Basically in dual destinies simon blackquill is an inmate, Prosecutor and Athena cykes friend alright lemme explain why Simon blackquill is the friend of Athena so here you go: Ok so basically Athena's mother was killed by the phantom Athena saw here mother's body then tried to "FIX" her since Athena was at a young age and did not know the difference to humans and robots Simon Blackquill witnessed this, Similar to the first game Simon blackquill did not want Athena to be found guilty he decided to defend in court because she was young after all the stuff that happend Simon blackquill was found guilty with Athena begging the judge that it wasn't him and after a few years he decided to well be prosecutor and there done.

    • @LunaLuminary
      @LunaLuminary 3 года назад +2

      @@TeamQuiltzYT I mean we know he's an inmate right from the start. Only the reason is a super massive spoiler.

  • @onebraincellarmy6972
    @onebraincellarmy6972 3 года назад +9

    This is how the brain cells in my head act whenever I’m taking a test.

  • @l0c035
    @l0c035 3 года назад

    The way the talk is so inspiring

  • @hijusthi5114
    @hijusthi5114 3 года назад +18

    I just love Miles' moment of realization.

  • @monodium8832
    @monodium8832 3 года назад +92

    OBJECTION:SPOONS ARE SPOONS SHOVELS ARE SHOVELS EASY AS THAT.

    • @TheRealStellagang37
      @TheRealStellagang37 3 года назад +13

      HOLD IT!!
      A baby and a Adult arent the same but still are humans
      Spoon are baby shovels

    • @Jan_Koopman
      @Jan_Koopman 3 года назад +4

      @@TheRealStellagang37, OBJECTION! Babies grow up to be adults, but spoons do not grow up to be shovels, so you're wrong!

    • @TheRealStellagang37
      @TheRealStellagang37 3 года назад +8

      @@Jan_Koopman OBJECTION!, Spoons grow up to be shovels, is just that afther years of evolution they cant grow up anymore, humans made spoons a domestic shovel

    • @Jan_Koopman
      @Jan_Koopman 3 года назад +4

      @@TheRealStellagang37, HOLD IT! Where's your proof?

    • @TheRealStellagang37
      @TheRealStellagang37 3 года назад +7

      @@Jan_Koopman Go to the Spoons museum there is everything you need to know that spoons were modified to stay small and dont grow to be a shovel

  • @jackthehacker05
    @jackthehacker05 Год назад +3

    Hearing Godot mention the BFG was the moment I switched sides.

  • @derpyderp1991
    @derpyderp1991 2 года назад +1

    These videos are masterpieces

  • @chasemorse4264
    @chasemorse4264 3 года назад +7

    3:16 The whole squad when Kyle makes a joke.

  • @itwasidio1736
    @itwasidio1736 3 года назад +10

    F for Payne. Maybe if I was much older, I'd see him as a reasonable husbando.

  • @tohruadachi6718
    @tohruadachi6718 3 года назад +1

    I’ve become addicted to these kind of videos

  • @sentientspoon2109
    @sentientspoon2109 Год назад +2

    As a spoon I totally agree with this argument. We should not be dishonored by being used as shovels... ugh....

  • @michaelkowal3230
    @michaelkowal3230 3 года назад +14

    "I feel like no one has any paid attention to me today."
    It's because you're a joke character, Payne, you're consistently beaten on the first trial of every game.

    • @michaelkowal3230
      @michaelkowal3230 2 года назад

      @SuperStoryMode HOLD IT! "The fact that you always win against him first is the entire reason he's the joke character, he's not meant to be taken seriously"

    • @LumiOfFrost
      @LumiOfFrost 2 года назад

      @SuperStoryMode in Tgaa you lose several times and have to claw your way back up with a deprecated rule

  • @whalemommy6843
    @whalemommy6843 3 года назад +3

    Godot is just here to give us a interesting topic and aggressivly drink coffee

  • @lwfawn
    @lwfawn 2 года назад +2

    1:44
    Coffee cup got pwned.

  • @cjstrashplaying3959
    @cjstrashplaying3959 3 года назад

    Literally have a brand new bucket of red vines and sittin here at 4:30 pm binging all the objection.lol's

  • @AE149823
    @AE149823 3 года назад +5

    Utensil: an implement, container, or other article, especially for household use.
    Hand Tool: a tool held in the hand and operated without electricity or other power.
    Nothing about these definitions necessarily excludes an item that is one from being accurately described as the other. Spoons may be both.

  • @Ani3Ty
    @Ani3Ty 3 года назад +8

    ngl shovels are kinda spoons

  • @4Bakers
    @4Bakers Год назад +1

    I think it's the other way around, and it's been my argument when teasing about chopsticks for ages. "Why not eat with a- tiny shovel?"

  • @aquamarie3117
    @aquamarie3117 4 месяца назад +1

    For a guy named Winced In Pain, he doesn't wince/cringe/flinch NEARLY as hard as everyone else

  • @twihhn
    @twihhn 3 года назад +7

    Fun fact: Shovels came before spoons so technically spoons are just small shovels

  • @DarrianYates
    @DarrianYates 3 года назад +19

    Okay but-
    Pitchforks are Forks, it's in the name, right guys..... _guys_

    • @Blue-pk4ny
      @Blue-pk4ny 3 года назад +1

      Katana's are knifes.

    • @hristomatev1527
      @hristomatev1527 3 года назад

      @@Blue-pk4ny and shovels are spoons

    • @TeamQuiltzYT
      @TeamQuiltzYT 3 года назад +1

      And horses are dogs i-i guess?

    • @pikadragon2783
      @pikadragon2783 3 года назад

      @@TeamQuiltzYT You don't ride dogs into battle. Unless you are an irish pixie. Those ride corgies into battle.
      Or you have a bernadiner. You'll might as well ride those into battle.

    • @Sinc3r3ly
      @Sinc3r3ly 3 года назад

      Agreed

  • @susannguyen9371
    @susannguyen9371 2 года назад +3

    0:43 The End of the Calm Before the Storm

  • @ATIHpss64HM
    @ATIHpss64HM 2 года назад +1

    the way godot's cup is just an infinite supply of drink, and he just keeps RAPIDFIRE DRINKING

  • @spherius2account
    @spherius2account 2 месяца назад +3

    As a fork hater, I appreciate this video

  • @sea_muffin
    @sea_muffin 2 года назад +3

    @2:13 I guess you could say he got payne’d

  • @Curious-Artist-Cat
    @Curious-Artist-Cat Год назад +2

    Im still convinced a shovel is just a giant spoon, both are used for scooping things and digging holes

  • @MrJegerjeg
    @MrJegerjeg Год назад +1

    This übercaffeinated layer will soon start seeing hummingbirds flying in slow-motion.

  • @Sn8kDr
    @Sn8kDr 2 года назад +4

    2:27 he just told out facts
    Also it's from a Wikipedia page

  • @ArcanineEspeon
    @ArcanineEspeon Год назад +4

    I'm alone in my house thinking about the BFG, thinking that there's no way it'll come up specifically, and then 1:30 happens and...what noise did I make? It was like ha! plus whaaaaaaat?! became "HAAAAAAAAAAAAA???"
    Very odd, and I'm the one who made the sound.

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon Год назад

      also, hand tools? Spoons are definitely tools that you use with your hand. Not to mention all the more specific definitions that other comments gave. I still believe shovels and spoons are two sides of the same coin.

  • @JamesHock
    @JamesHock 2 года назад +2

    "So I had it all wrong. Shovels are not spoons."
    "Ye-"
    "Spoons are actually shovels!"
    "NO!"

  • @M0rbidFates
    @M0rbidFates 2 года назад

    I don't know what I managed to stumble upon but I sure am glad I did!

  • @someweirdbee4777
    @someweirdbee4777 3 года назад +6

    In the Merriam Webster dictionary it describes a utensil as an
    implement, instrument, or vessel used in a household and especially a kitchen
    2: a useful tool or implement.
    A hand tool is described as a
    small tool (such as a hammer or wrench) that usually does not use electricity
    Which shows that spoons are tools, and they are shovels

  • @Albortomagico
    @Albortomagico 3 года назад +5

    I think Godot will DIE of coffee overdosis if these videos keep on

  • @MariaAlvarez-yd2nr
    @MariaAlvarez-yd2nr 3 года назад +2

    Godot: *agresively drinking coffee*

  • @humbertom9607
    @humbertom9607 3 года назад +2

    Phoenix losing more braincells by the day 😂

  • @SpikeGamer06
    @SpikeGamer06 3 года назад +3

    The thing is about shovels being "hand tools"... is the fact that spoons are "hand tools" used for eating!
    CHEW on that!

  • @darkyoumemento5307
    @darkyoumemento5307 3 года назад +10

    Shovels don't fit the first definition of spoon.
    noun
    1.
    an implement consisting of a small, shallow oval or round bowl on a long handle, used for eating, stirring, and serving food.
    2.
    a thing resembling a spoon in shape.
    Since shovels are not ovular nor round bowels (they often have pointed fronts and are split down the middle) shovels don't fit the second definition either.
    Conclusively, shovels are not spoons.
    Are spoons shovels? Here is the definition of shovel.
    noun
    a tool with a broad flat blade and typically upturned sides, used for moving coal, earth, snow or other material.
    Since no spoon is a blade (they don't have sharp edges), spoons don't fit the definition for shovels.
    Conclusively, spoons are not shovels.
    Ultimately, spoons are not shovels and shovels are not spoons.

    • @RoderickEtheria
      @RoderickEtheria 2 года назад

      Um, actually, other material is broad enough a definition to include food. This definition says nothing about whether the blade needs to be sharp. A spoon's curved surface can definitely be defined to be a blade, which while it is curved can also be described as flat and broad and having upturned sides, because of the surface of the spoon, to wit, it's blade, to a great deal not being heavily bumpy or pitted. A spoon is a shovel.

  • @iamyourmaster2565
    @iamyourmaster2565 2 года назад +1

    This goes on inside my head everyday

  • @bloxycola3
    @bloxycola3 Год назад +1

    i admire your ability to stay on topic

  • @hakuboii3996
    @hakuboii3996 3 года назад +3

    OBJECTION!
    Utensils by some definitions are 'useful tools used especially in the kitchen' and spoons are held by the hand, therefore spoons are basically hand tools which makes it a possibility that spoons ARE shovels.

  • @bangmalf
    @bangmalf 3 года назад +20

    "How many goddamn coffee you want?"
    Godot : *"Yes."*

  • @natyoboi5191
    @natyoboi5191 2 года назад +1

    Godot: Spoons are shovels!
    Everyone else in the courtroom: *Who the hell uses a spoon like a shovel!?*

  • @justhereforcomedy5503
    @justhereforcomedy5503 Год назад +2

    If a shovel is a spoon, one of my favorite games is probably Spoon Knight then.

  • @zegnaj_adios__
    @zegnaj_adios__ 2 года назад +4

    Also
    Look how the shovel is built:
    It's sharp at the end in order to break through the ground
    While the spoon is NOT sharp at it's end, because food is soft and also it would've harmed us. Because of this, the spoon would only be useful while digging if the dirt, that you're digging in was soft and the hole you were digging was supposed to be small. Also, the spoon would be much easier to break while digging in harder ground. It's handle is flat, thin and therefore could bend and snap, while the shovel's handle is made in a way, that makes it useful for digging in the ground.
    _[LMFAO I'M REPEATING MYSELF SO MUCH I'M SO SORRY]_

    • @LumiOfFrost
      @LumiOfFrost 2 года назад +1

      There's pointy spoons

    • @BoliceOccifer
      @BoliceOccifer 2 года назад

      so if i sharpen a spoon it becomes a shovel?

    • @Robin93k
      @Robin93k 2 года назад

      Spades are sharpened blades on a stick used for breaking apart the ground!
      Shovels are simply bowls on a stick used for moving loose material, including spoons... And they aren't sharp~
      Every gardener knows, only an IDIOT would try to dig a hole with a shovel~

  • @Neodria
    @Neodria 3 года назад +8

    I just watched this, and I have a statement.
    The definition for tool is as followed.
    "a device or implement, especially one held in the hand, used to carry out a particular function."
    Spoons would count as a tool, therefore, Spoons ARE shovels.
    And before you specify hand tool, it's definition is as followed
    "a tool held in the hand and operated without electricity or other power."
    And as we know, Spoons are tools, and by this logic, are also hand tools.

    • @randomsleepyboi2821
      @randomsleepyboi2821 2 года назад

      Please
      Stop

    • @Neodria
      @Neodria 2 года назад

      @@randomsleepyboi2821 Make me coward.

    • @randomsleepyboi2821
      @randomsleepyboi2821 2 года назад

      @@Neodria
      Can we just say that spoon and shovels can be used for both eating and digging

    • @randomsleepyboi2821
      @randomsleepyboi2821 2 года назад

      But pitchforks ain’t forks

    • @Neodria
      @Neodria 2 года назад

      @@randomsleepyboi2821 That is implied by the fact spoons are shovels.

  • @fermentedoj315
    @fermentedoj315 2 года назад +1

    the fact that the guy continually kept dramatically drinking his coffee before delivering his line made me lose my shit way more than it should have

  • @comradeluigi142
    @comradeluigi142 2 года назад +1

    this argument works well with the ocean is soup argument. A shovel would be your only spoon for a ocean soup.

  • @emmeeemm
    @emmeeemm 2 года назад +3

    Objection!
    Spoons are spades, not shovels. See the recurring investigation gag in "The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles" for elaboration on the differences between spades and shovels.