Bleach is not a drink, it is supposed to be a washing stuff and cannot be consumed. It wasnt meant to be in the Water Pyramid. But it could be held in a cup. Like drinks do.
@@WhoThisMonkey Generally in script writing the colon is used between the tag detailing who is acting and the contents of the action. This is not standard english but and accepted variation.
@@radiozeke8507 he wasn't wrong, it's just the stores and restaurants have their own opinions about if soup is a food or drink. which isn't always the RIGHT THING! *ObJeCtion!*
random Ørångė OBJECTION! HE ALSO USES IT FOR THE GROCERY STORE! HE IS JUST BLURTING COWARD OUT TO COVER HIS TRACKS OF BEING EVIL THINKING THAT STEW IS A DRINK!
300th like Also: Every argument I have with adults is a combination of “If I say something rude they’ll get mad at me” and “THEYRE WRONG THO” so I end up in this
This was us arguing about Boneless Pizza back on those Middle School days man, shit was funny, we got nowhere and even got the teacher involved. It was so funny man.
Back then in elementary I didn’t have a sharpener so I used paper to try to sharpen the pencil my seatmate that also didn’t have a sharper ne also did the same as me and then it spreader around and they started to argue whether to use a sharpener or not ;-;
I have actually done that. Back in middle school I had a weird mayo and ranch phase were I was obsessed and would drink both on a regular basis. I once drank 3 packets of mayo at lunch and it tasted good to me. Now I just cringe at the thought.
Soup or stew is a what happens when you combine a drink with a food in a dish, but not when blended, therefore smooth consistency fluids when not used as a sauce are drinks, but when chunks are introduced it becomes a soup or stew
Edgeworth: “Your honor, aren’t you going to weigh in on any of this?!?” Judge: “Honestly? I checked out on this stupid like five minutes ago. Solve it yourselves.”
Fun fact in Korea they sell a drink called „Sikhye“ which is a rice drink . Also smoothies ? You can put carrots, spinach and other vegetables in it, blend it with a liquid and then it’s a drink . What makes it different from soup?
and both the students know theyre right but one of them isnt right but theyre right about something else crucial that could lead them to the right answer but they made an error in their calculations and so neither of them is actually right because one is missing the pre-right answer and the other is missing the right answer and so the only way for the universe to know the right answer is for them to join forces and share information but that will never happen because they are having an argument
"Then why do restaurants have the soup on the food menu and not at the drinks?" "Because restaurants are COWARDS!" "Ok so why do supermarkets not have soup in the drink section?" "Because supermarkets are COWARDS!"
@@jayjaygolden5123 why not give it a go? The story is great, the characters are great, and the game play is great. Coming from a guy who hates point and clicks
@@rainbowthedragoncat6768 Yeah nah but actual conversation doesnt always equal making sense. Some arguments about this topic can be just one guy taking logic from up his bumhole with the straight man trying his best to ground the conversation into reality. And the comedic value'd come from there. But in this video, the comedic value comes from the Phoenix Wright-ification of an argument that makes sense
Objection! Tomato juice is not tomato soup! Tomato soup has added flavors (commonly herbs) and is cooked instead of merely pasteurized Which has nothing to do with whether or not tomato soup is a drink, but it is not the same as tomato juice
skile Tomato juice may be the main ingredient of tomato soup, but that doesn’t make tomato soup tomato juice. Find someone who asks for tomato juice and give them some tomato soup. Just _see_ what happens!
I don’t know if this is American gravy you’re talking about, but gravy from most anywhere else is delicious to drink. It’s like a nice warming soup, with hints of meat and vegetable in each gulp.
DragonFang 409 i don’t know what to say. my mind is drawing a blank are.. are you ok..? d-do you need help?? i can’t contact my therapist if you need..
Because after a parrot testifies in court, a giant red tiger convinced everyone he’s Phoenix, an updated autopsy report, scanning the emotions of the defendants, and multiple uses of spirit channeling, absurdist debates are just to be expected from the series.
Because when you’re having a stupid argument you sound like a character in ace attorney anyway, also I think the nature of the stupid argument being played out in a courtroom setting gives it legitimacy it did not earn lol
@@gary9827 It is neither. You can't call it a soup if it is just the broth or the chunks. You can't drink the chunks or eat the broth making it neither. Although it is technically a food because you still need to eat it first but it needs a liquid you can drink to call it a soup, the basic mixture and properties of a soup make it neither a drink or a food apart. That's why it's called a fucking soup.
@@AMenacingCloudofBlackPeople Water is a biomolecule by itself which when drinked it doesn't have to be separated for its use from other because it's alone. Foods are compounds and out body separates the nutrients needed that they can recognise or digest from waste. Is it understandable? Maybe I haven't explained myself well.
OBJECTION You get the fuck out of here. Soup is a main course, that is what makes it a food. You can drink it, but only with specific types of soup, and when you do it is still taking the position as primary meal status. You eat the food for nutrients, but you drink for hydration. The primary goal of the soup is to replace or act as a meal. Hence you ate a meal, you do not drink a meal. Having a drink is not the same thing as having a meal, which is precisely what you are ingesting soup for. Soup is a meal, and you eat meals. Case closed, lets get drunk
You're not a doctor. Proof: How Gatorade and IV fluids interact with the human body and establish homeostasis rapidly by rehydrating but in two different fasions. T. Not a doc/med student but I did elementary science.
I think the funniest part about this is that Campbell soup does, in fact, have drinkable "on-the-go" bottles that they sell to be DRANK. Even the ones with chunks in them! Therefore Soup is a drink
He isnt wrong, going off of how supermarkets profile them isnt fair, ive put tomato soup cans into the girls toy isle and have found ketchup in the dairy isle placed by the shelf stockers
@@Tokehyo Actually... Yeah, it does satisfy both my thirst and hunger... May not be the sweetest drink, but fuck yeah it does. On the other hand, I could tell ya about a few drinks that would satisfy me less in that regard, such as some alcoholic beverages, and some sodas.
Me. Whenever I'm sick my dad tells me to put my tomato soup in a mug and drink it, that way all the heat and steam and stuff will go into my nose and feel less stuffy.
I seem to recognize a pattern Phoenix - has the dumbest takes von Karma - has even dumber takes but makes more sense Edgeworth - always having a breakdown over the other two
I mean, kinda? The tomato soup argument works when you remember there is tomato JUICE in the drink and liquor aisles of most supermarkets, and tomato juice is just less seasoned tomato soup with less pulp blended in. Also, we say we "drink" soup all the time in my neck of the woods if it is a liquid consistency. We "drink" a blended tomato soup or lobster bisque and "eat" a cheddar and broccoli or cream of mushroom soup (which usually has mushroom chunks where I am.) The whole thing is a hella confusing argument of semantics.
Fyi in case this isnt obvious (??) This was just a chat with me and some peeps in discord. If you're wondering, I was phoenix
Where did you get these cleaner objections
thats just a bad argument man THERE SOUP ITS A CATOGORY ON ITS OWN
soup is only a drink if its a broth. If something is in it that is not smooth, it becomes a soup and therefore a food.
Soup is a combination of foods put into a bowl with liquid making it it’s own unique state of matter
@@dudebro3846 Not a unique state of matter, just more like a unique substance in the same way that hair is solid, but flows like a liquid.
arguments are at least 100x more interesting in the form of an ace attorney trial
That's why people are just taking these from chatrooms and adapting them to Ace Attorney
Facts
why i feel like this is a stolen comment?
can we have rough play in this game?
Star Platinum what are you doing?
"Soup, however, is a solitary experience"
- Socrates
Hahaahhahaha !! 😂🤣
When you unlock soup in civ 6
I remember you, didn’t you upload Hellsing anime clips?
-Socrates,The Art of War
I drink soup with rice ;-;
I can’t believe nobody brought up boba tea, a drink that has chunks that you need to chew in it
exactly I thought the same thing
You mean boba soup?
Well boba is just an abomination
@@HauntFreak13 you have awaken the twoset community...
That’s just a drink with food in it…
Thanks, this taught me bleach must be a drink too
HOL' UP!!!
It is
....well technically-
Bleach is not a drink, it is supposed to be a washing stuff and cannot be consumed.
It wasnt meant to be in the Water Pyramid.
But it could be held in a cup. Like drinks do.
Indeed.
Teachers: you will be having a debate in class
The class:
Speaking of teachers, maybe you should've listened to yours; that's not how you use a colon.
@@WhoThisMonkey you do know it's supposed to be a joke right?
British Wrath so you haven’t seen a meme before?
@@WhoThisMonkey Generally in script writing the colon is used between the tag detailing who is acting and the contents of the action. This is not standard english but and accepted variation.
Pretty much the only thing im passionate about
Edgeworth: at restaurants soup is labeled as food
Pheonix: hmmm tastes like cowards
Yeah to be honest every time he said cowards it made me feel like he was just saying it because he knew he was wrong
@@radiozeke8507 he wasn't wrong, it's just the stores and restaurants have their own opinions about if soup is a food or drink. which isn't always the RIGHT THING!
*ObJeCtion!*
random Ørångė OBJECTION! HE ALSO USES IT FOR THE GROCERY STORE! HE IS JUST BLURTING COWARD OUT TO COVER HIS TRACKS OF BEING EVIL THINKING THAT STEW IS A DRINK!
@@radiozeke8507 HOLD IT!! HE CLEARLY STATES THAT HE SAID THAT BECAUSE THE STATUS QUO HAS NOT YET BEEN CHANGED, NOT BECAUSE HE HAD NO RUBUTTAL
This isn't how colons are supposed to be used.
“Tell that to my friend who chugged mayo”
Im gonna get dehydrated with how much I’ve been crying
Bro after 1 year I’m the first to comment on this comment,
Also 117 likes? Master chief?
I would do that
@@TheoneGuyYT *Finish the fight.*
Better drink some soup then and rehydrate. xD
No but literally I have a friend who drinks mayo as well 😭
"w ha t" is the most appropriate response to any of Phoenix's arguments
Especially to whatever the fuck the tarzan argument in t&t was aupposed to be
It's so weird how this can be moving along at an alarming rate and yet going nowhere all at the same time
You just describe arguments
I wish I could like this a hundred times.
My parents in a nutshell
ikr lol
And that's what we call politics. 😂
They're arguing while Edgeworth is just having an existential crisis in the corner.
he wasnt even there for half the video
Where is the judge?
@@cubimon8219 the judge is not there because soup and stew are obviously poop
Edgeworth is a mood.
I'm you're 1 k like yaya..
"i swallow these ice cubes and choke on them and cry"
relatable
I was trying to see this comment
Phoenix is the kind of guy to put cambell's tomato soup in the drinks aisle at the supermarket just to prove a point
Isn't that just V8
Schrödinger's Conversation:
The conversation is progressing but simultaneously going nowhere
it's going nowhere, and it's getting there fast.
300th like
Also: Every argument I have with adults is a combination of “If I say something rude they’ll get mad at me” and “THEYRE WRONG THO” so I end up in this
Hey guys
How many holes does a straw have
@@WeaponizedGoochsweat an infinite number stacked on top of each other.
@@WeaponizedGoochsweat None!
"...but whatever floats your boat"
"heh. like a gravy boat"
"w h a t"
probably my favorite exchange
It really sounds like something Phoenix would say as well
@@chrispychiptune6573
It def sounds like canon Phoenix dialogue xD
Why is it a gravy boat if there’s gravy in it. Its not floating on liquid it’s filled with it and boats aren’t filled with liquid.
@@ryanjenkins5450 OBJECTION. A gravy boat is considered a boat by its SHAPE, NOT what side the fluid is on!
666 likes, oh shit
Soups and stews are NOT drinks...
they're liquid food.
YOU DIDNT SAY THAT HOW DARE YOU!!
@@susannakruis6340 yea ur right, my dad did
At least that's where I herd it from
So is gazpacho a soup or a drink?
@@susannakruis6340 when a kid is in charge of her or his mother’s computer
2:59 "CAMPBELLS CAN GO DROWN IN CRANBERRIES LIKE IN THAT ONE AD I ALWAYS GET NIGHTMARES ABOUT"
omg help I'm dying-
"Ok tell that to my friend who chugged mayo"
Instant psychic damage
A true chaotic evil
Hijikata from Gintama
Babish when he made that one Spongebob dish.
@@almosthumanjessi9799 Timestamp?
This is like 3 middle schoolers arguing over the dumbest thing they can argue about
This was us arguing about Boneless Pizza back on those Middle School days man, shit was funny, we got nowhere and even got the teacher involved. It was so funny man.
My friends argued about stuff like this in high school.
Back then in elementary I didn’t have a sharpener so I used paper to try to sharpen the pencil my seatmate that also didn’t have a sharper ne also did the same as me and then it spreader around and they started to argue whether to use a sharpener or not ;-;
@@rainnyuii How can you do that? The paper is not damaged?
László István Fekete I like shade the paper
2:28 "SHUT THE HELL YOUR MOUTH"🤣🤣🤣 Such an amazing quote!
“You don’t have gravy on its own” *breathes in southern*
The amount of table abuse in this video is incredible.
The Judge didn't show up once in the video because he was too busy calling the local table repair-men.
LMFAO 💀😂
*O B J E C T I O N !*
Alex Bat *BAM*
it can basically qualify as a fucking srpelo video
This sounds like some argument discord servers would actually have
gee I wonder why lol
Where can I join said servers
And do they drink soup?
yup
I started debates about egg cups once, fun times
Aii iiA id join 👁...
Miles:soup is not a drink because it has chunks in it
Ice water:I’m about to end this mans whole carrer
Or boba tea
If a soup is "like a sauce" then that means...
A SOUP IS A SMOOTHIE
THEREFORE ITS A DRINK
you drink mayonnaise ?
Aw hell yeah lemme just chug down some BBQ sauce or ranch
Did I just really watch 5 minutes of people arguing about soup
Edit: I love you all.
Yes, yes you did
I did, too, and im not proud of it
Nice
@@DTBootlegs lmao
I did and let me tell you I need more
edgeworth's "I'm gonna go stew in despair now" made my week
@@JimmehRulez yeah, that's my name
Next week: "Are pancakes the REAL hero of Persona 5? Find out!"
Michael Edmunds
Next next week: “Has a door really reincarnated into a psychopath?”
Monokuma Stew
@@GenderlessFurry_They-Them DESPPPAAIIRRR
Soup is not a drink. And yet you can drink it.
*paradox intensifies*
"Campbell's can go down in cranberries like in that one and I always have nightmares about" - Edgeworth why did I laugh so hard at that 3:00
“Tell that to my friend who chugged mayo” wHAT
I nearly died to that line, holy shit...
@@Indomavel2112 same
She's clearly friends with Hijikata.
I lick mayo off the knife when I'm done spreading it
I have actually done that. Back in middle school I had a weird mayo and ranch phase were I was obsessed and would drink both on a regular basis. I once drank 3 packets of mayo at lunch and it tasted good to me. Now I just cringe at the thought.
"okay who says i don't swallow ice" "i fucking swallow those icy cubes and choke on them and cry"
... masterpiece
Fav gag
Y E S
I love swallowing ice cubes but sometimes they get hitched a little bit on the way down and it hurts like hell.
she justs say that confidently and smiling
I straight up bite in them.
“I fucking swallow those icy cubes and choke on them and cry” WTF HAHAHAH IM DYING
Soup or stew is a what happens when you combine a drink with a food in a dish, but not when blended, therefore smooth consistency fluids when not used as a sauce are drinks, but when chunks are introduced it becomes a soup or stew
Edgeworth: “Your honor, aren’t you going to weigh in on any of this?!?”
Judge: “Honestly? I checked out on this stupid like five minutes ago. Solve it yourselves.”
“Imma just go. I need more coffee.”
The Judge left like thirty seconds into the video. The first zoom-out we get with the Gallery being silent shows that there's no Judge at the podium.
@@bethello1286 Hold up, do you drink or eat coffee
@@fine1298 Obviously you drink it. Of your coffee is thick.... You should probably check the date on it
.___.
Someone: These people don't consider soup a drink
Phoenix: Because those people are cOwArDs
I'd consider stew is more like a smoothie?
@@ghuttsmckenzie4269 smoothies are drinks so by that logic then stews are also a drinks
@@meepmeep1242 true but what type of drink would soup be?
@@ghuttsmckenzie4269 a yummy one
@@ghuttsmckenzie4269 a soup kind
Fun fact in Korea they sell a drink called „Sikhye“ which is a rice drink .
Also smoothies ? You can put carrots, spinach and other vegetables in it, blend it with a liquid and then it’s a drink . What makes it different from soup?
Gentlemen:
Counterargument for defense:
Coffee is just bean soup
why is pheonix spitting hard facts while simultaneously being absolutely wrong
No one's right in such subject. It's unbelievably controversial and completely dumb. No one is neither right nor wrong.
@@Solotocius Of course there is right and wrong! Words have definitiins. There is always a correct answer.
@@Katt1n Yes but in this scenario it's so varying that the truth is almost non-existent. Otherwise you're right.
@@Solotocius OBJECTION!You said it was _almost_ Nonexistent, therefore it does exist!
Notopian Interbinlandican you just wanna say its totally irrelevant dont you
When the two of the smartest students are having a casual argument.
*C A S U A L A R G U M E N T*
What about the third person?
@@WhyRYouHere The third smartest one that wasn't prepared for that amount of intellectual debate
I'm usually part of it, I'll be honest because I'm not proud of it. XD
They're not that smart if they forgot ice melts :'[
and both the students know theyre right but one of them isnt right but theyre right about something else crucial that could lead them to the right answer but they made an error in their calculations and so neither of them is actually right because one is missing the pre-right answer and the other is missing the right answer and so the only way for the universe to know the right answer is for them to join forces and share information but that will never happen because they are having an argument
Next thing you know, they are going to argue if plastic is good or bad
could’ve just ended with: “Can u cook drinks?”
Hot chocolate
everything is soup once it enters your body
This is the worst take yet
@@helencashwes accept it. this is the one true definition
What if it’s soup that enters your body?
*stew
*slams fist on the table 3 times in utter defeat*
nobody:
my last three brain cells during a test:
haha im 69th number haha funny number
My brain when it thinks two answers are right
@@t54x30 two answers are "Wright"
LMAO
Same
"i'm gonna go drink some campbells tomato soup", see? no problemo.
Said Phoenix Wright with his smug-ass smile
"I swallow those icy cubes and choke on them and cry."
-von Karma best lines
“Your friend is an outlier and therefore shouldn’t be counted” oh god the statistics part of me just started weezing
Well to be fair, I'm pretty sure the majority consensus on chugging mayo jars is a resounding NO.
Mayo is a drink 💀
@@derpy7749 its an instrument, tf.
doesn't that mean the Ad Edgeworth has nightmares about shouldn't be counted either?
"Then why do restaurants have the soup on the food menu and not at the drinks?"
"Because restaurants are COWARDS!"
"Ok so why do supermarkets not have soup in the drink section?"
"Because supermarkets are COWARDS!"
it’s so accurate to the game where they just get completely sidetracked
This fits their personalities more than most objection.lol stuff that it scares me
i would commit murder to have a trial where everybody gets completely sidetracked
I havent played the games and i just feel in my bones that its accurate
@@jayjaygolden5123 why not give it a go? The story is great, the characters are great, and the game play is great. Coming from a guy who hates point and clicks
@@donovanbrice5258 time (busy doing 3d art) and i dont got a ds
Me who also chews the liquid of the soup: _my level is far beyond your expectations_
Actually in the UK we have a form of drinking gravy called Bovril, it's great at football matches
"i swallow the ice cubes whole and cry"
that is so in character for von Karma that it hurts
@@CitrikkAcid Truly, the most anime judge of them all Edit: Not fixing the judge thing. I said something dumb and I want people to LAUGH AT IT.
@@CitrikkAcid Yes. I have no idea why I said judge LOL
"I swallow the ice cubes and choke on them and cry"
When I originally read it, I thought it was gonna be sexual as shit.
OBJECTION!....... I object for no reason (DAMN THAT WAS SATISFYING)
I felt that to my soul
@@thebonbonshow7426 HOLD IT
I Also Want To Do That
that happened to me once
Ocean is a drink.
"Everything can be a drink, just pour it into a liquidfier"
-Ghengis Khan
Ok but straight up, their arguments hold water. Like, the flow of arguments went back and forth and it felt like an actual intense debate.
Because this was an actual conversation
Read the description...
@@rainbowthedragoncat6768 Yeah nah but actual conversation doesnt always equal making sense.
Some arguments about this topic can be just one guy taking logic from up his bumhole with the straight man trying his best to ground the conversation into reality. And the comedic value'd come from there.
But in this video, the comedic value comes from the Phoenix Wright-ification of an argument that makes sense
so would their arguments be a drink
@@anonymousanonymous8216 No, we consume media so it'd be a soup.
"Are you going to find tomato soup in the drinks aisle at the supermarket?"
*Looks at tomato juice*
"Yes"
Objection!
Tomato juice is not tomato soup! Tomato soup has added flavors (commonly herbs) and is cooked instead of merely pasteurized
Which has nothing to do with whether or not tomato soup is a drink, but it is not the same as tomato juice
@@littlefishbigmountain *hold it!*
Even if tomato juice isn't tomato soup, tomato soup is still tomato juice!
skile
Tomato juice may be the main ingredient of tomato soup, but that doesn’t make tomato soup tomato juice. Find someone who asks for tomato juice and give them some tomato soup. Just _see_ what happens!
@@littlefishbigmountain Nothing.
Nobody care.
skile
Please explain to me why exactly tomato soup should be classified as a subset of tomato juice
4:43 *sustanance*
Fact: we don’t drink soup, we don’t eat soup
WE SIP SOUP AND SWALLOW SOUP
I was expecting to find : "You are not a clown, you are the entire circus"
You can't use a colon there, a semi colon works though; you will need to lengthen the "I was expecting" part by a few words.
@@WhoThisMonkey sorry, english is not my first language. I'm going to correct it.
@@ponponpompon thanks :)
@@ponponpompon i don't know really
boneless pizza maybe he just wants to help those who get t here things wrong, i dunno
“You don’t have gravy on it’s own!” yeah if you’re a COWARD you don’t
Let’s start an ace attorney court battle with this
What. The. Fuck. Who tf drinks gravy?
This man terrifies me
I don’t know if this is American gravy you’re talking about, but gravy from most anywhere else is delicious to drink. It’s like a nice warming soup, with hints of meat and vegetable in each gulp.
DragonFang 409 i don’t know what to say. my mind is drawing a blank
are.. are you ok..? d-do you need help?? i can’t contact my therapist if you need..
debates are so much more interesting when it’s in ace attorney style
These never get old lmao
“You can’t order soup at a cafe as a drink”
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War
Lmfao Techno about to preach these teachings
*preciously yeets soup at orphans with the intent to farm*
Art of Water
@@justanothergamingyoutuber8179
*Proceeds the plant orphans on the ground and water them*
@@The_Wallflower *proceeds to grow potato and chicken soup with them*
(so, a plant with a bowl of soup sprouting from it)
Why is it 800x funnier to watch people have stupid arguments in the form of Ace Attorney trials? (/rhetorical)
Because it's accurate to the game
Because some parts of the game are also stupid. For example, Phoenix litteraly called a parrot to testify in a court.
It’s funny to see the characters say them
Because after a parrot testifies in court, a giant red tiger convinced everyone he’s Phoenix, an updated autopsy report, scanning the emotions of the defendants, and multiple uses of spirit channeling, absurdist debates are just to be expected from the series.
Because when you’re having a stupid argument you sound like a character in ace attorney anyway, also I think the nature of the stupid argument being played out in a courtroom setting gives it legitimacy it did not earn lol
In Klingon, there's a seperate verb for consuming soup, so we'd never have this argument.
I like how with all these memes, Ace is always wrong and Edgelord is correct
there are so many solid arguments in video it scares me
And than on the other hand there's so many WTF where'd that conclusion come from moments.
There are also so many liquid arguments in the video it doesn't scare me.
Same
no there not
obbbbbbbbguckingjection
Who the hell gets thirsty and thinks “A good old sip of campbell’s tomato soup would definitely quench my thirst right about now!”
Psychopaths
@Melih Emre Ün TRUE
Me
Madlads
I have water melon to quench my thirst... Is watermelon a drink? Its 92% water
Ah yes the best counter argument: "THEY'RE COWARDS!"
this gives of vibes of a food theory episode 😭😭
i hate that this is an actual conversation that i have with a friend that is still not resolved
Why are you wasting your time debating semantics
@@vithor592 why the hell not?
Inform him the truth that drinks are food
Soups. Are. Drinks.
@@gary9827 It is neither. You can't call it a soup if it is just the broth or the chunks. You can't drink the chunks or eat the broth making it neither. Although it is technically a food because you still need to eat it first but it needs a liquid you can drink to call it a soup, the basic mixture and properties of a soup make it neither a drink or a food apart. That's why it's called a fucking soup.
OBJECTION!!!
Doctor here, human body actually recognizes all type of drinks except water as food.
Case closed
@Videoms Just wait until you see my
UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT
@@AMenacingCloudofBlackPeople Water is a biomolecule by itself which when drinked it doesn't have to be separated for its use from other because it's alone. Foods are compounds and out body separates the nutrients needed that they can recognise or digest from waste. Is it understandable? Maybe I haven't explained myself well.
OBJECTION
You get the fuck out of here. Soup is a main course, that is what makes it a food. You can drink it, but only with specific types of soup, and when you do it is still taking the position as primary meal status. You eat the food for nutrients, but you drink for hydration. The primary goal of the soup is to replace or act as a meal. Hence you ate a meal, you do not drink a meal. Having a drink is not the same thing as having a meal, which is precisely what you are ingesting soup for. Soup is a meal, and you eat meals. Case closed, lets get drunk
@@malikoniousjoe *Ace Detective*
You're not a doctor.
Proof: How Gatorade and IV fluids interact with the human body and establish homeostasis rapidly by rehydrating but in two different fasions.
T. Not a doc/med student but I did elementary science.
"you guys are gonna make me cry and i cry like 3 times a year maximum"
if that aint a fucking mood
“I’m going to go stew in despair”
*JUNKO ENOSHIMA MECHANICALLY LAUGHING IN THE BACKGROUND*
"I'm gonna go stew in despair now."
-Edgeworth
Just don't drink it. Stew isn't a drink.
Neither is despair.
@@MKDumas1981 Nagito: Whaaa?!-
*junko is typing*
Edgeworth is the next remnant
@@MKDumas1981 New debate: is despair a drink?
"okay tell that to my friend who chugged mayo" is not something that should've come out of Franziska's mouth
it absolutely is
Chugging Mayo is definitely somebodies fetish.
the ideal way to solve this would be to listen to the minecraft sound to see if it slurps or eats
I think the funniest part about this is that Campbell soup does, in fact, have drinkable "on-the-go" bottles that they sell to be DRANK. Even the ones with chunks in them! Therefore Soup is a drink
They didn't bring up the fact that ice is just cold water.
Or that its meant to only cool the water, its not intended to be eaten
It wasnt a relevant fact. It would have changed nothing in the debate.
@@sneakysnek8416 I get ice in my water for the sole purpose of eating it
@@mrcraggle your poor teeth
Meat is just cold liquid meat
*When someone makes a valid point*
Phoenix: *BECAUSE THEY’RE COWARDS*
I said what i said
Phoenix: they're COWARDS
Parents: they're DISRESPECTFUL
Hes not wrong
It's a simple spell, but it's quite unbreakable.
He isnt wrong, going off of how supermarkets profile them isnt fair, ive put tomato soup cans into the girls toy isle and have found ketchup in the dairy isle placed by the shelf stockers
The judge was just dizzy throught the entire thing.
I love theses overcursed vids :)
Did I just watch a bunch of fictional lawyers argue about soup and bring up scarily good points for five damn minutes
Yes.
Yes. Yes you did, and so did I.
It's scary because both sides have points which are hard to argue with
soup is supposed to be a complete and balanced meal, case closed.
If you are thirsty does soup satisfy your needs of water? No because its a food not a drink.
i once drank a soup
now i have 14 mental illnesses
@@Tokehyo salt water: looks away nervously
@@Tokehyo Actually... Yeah, it does satisfy both my thirst and hunger... May not be the sweetest drink, but fuck yeah it does.
On the other hand, I could tell ya about a few drinks that would satisfy me less in that regard, such as some alcoholic beverages, and some sodas.
This is the video that got me into Ace Attorney.
I love how Edgeworth just gives up and leaves halfway through
2019: cereal before milk VS milk before cereal
2020: soup is a drink VS soup is a food
You clearly have no idea when a colon can be used.
British Wrath imagine being as sad as you in life
Cereal is soup
@@scrantonrogueofthesilvertr9031
Imagine being as brain dead as you.
British Wrath : Sure : do : love : being : brain : dead : and : bastardizing : language :
Who the hell says they’re gonna drink Campbell’s
It's a tasty drink
Me
Me. Whenever I'm sick my dad tells me to put my tomato soup in a mug and drink it, that way all the heat and steam and stuff will go into my nose and feel less stuffy.
I’m gonna drink Campbell’s
The same guy who is AT soup
Sometimes the best way to end an argument it to agree to disagree
This is what online arguments should be.
I seem to recognize a pattern
Phoenix - has the dumbest takes
von Karma - has even dumber takes but makes more sense
Edgeworth - always having a breakdown over the other two
Judge- Just exists.
DUMBEST takes? no, you're just a coward
Let’s be real this model fits the actual game as well
tag yourself im edgeworth
tbh I always go with pheonix
2:08
"I fckin swallow those icy cubes and choke on them and cry."
How the fck Phoenix still alive after hearing that?
"ice kink", i rest my case-
@Obi-Two Yes.
Wait. You're telling me humans don't do that?
I eat ice
i find soups in the soup section of the grocery store
i’m surprised the topic of temperature wasn’t brought up and discussed as well.
well drinks are hot and cold (and so is soup, search gespatcho)
I'll have to agree with Edgeworth on this. He made solid arguments while other lawyers kept saying no u
I mean, kinda? The tomato soup argument works when you remember there is tomato JUICE in the drink and liquor aisles of most supermarkets, and tomato juice is just less seasoned tomato soup with less pulp blended in. Also, we say we "drink" soup all the time in my neck of the woods if it is a liquid consistency. We "drink" a blended tomato soup or lobster bisque and "eat" a cheddar and broccoli or cream of mushroom soup (which usually has mushroom chunks where I am.)
The whole thing is a hella confusing argument of semantics.
"but the soup? i think the f u c k not. case closed."
lmao
he made valid arguments, but somehow I still side with Wright
We must remove classification and make a communistic revolution, only then we will reach peace and enlightment
‘Solid’ argument...
Phoenix: "is soup a drink?"
Me: *laughs in ramen noodles*
@IGamersXD the topping is better than the drink
@IGamersXD huh good point ngl
@IGamersXD No I have never drank or eaten a a milkshake
Ramen noodles is just a power bar if your not a coward.
I chug that shit
Dragoon: Everything is soup.
EVERY THING IS A DRINK.
I wanna meet the person that thought about every different arguments and tell her I admire her.
"they're drinks because they're finely blended"
Orange juice:
The pulp would like to introduce itself
@@mvshenhon8966 i read “pope” and went “wait what the fu-“
@@mvshenhon8966 who drinks orange juice with pulp?
@@mjbridges I do
@Nicholas Negosian no
“Okay tell that to my friend who chugged mayo”
Me: *fucking dies*
that part made me laugh harder than i'd like to admit
Is ur "friend" Hijikata from Gintama?
666th like
ikr
Mayo go down the wrong pipe?
"I'm gonna go stew in despair now"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH