I swear he's an energy vampire for the crowds' response to his savagery. You can almost see his face get slightly younger when he told that "grumpy old men" joke.
@@raveoreynolds6049 I mean I feel you and I know I’m old but again this has been mentioned several times concerning multiple writers. A few people will never be able to satisfy the entertainment requirements for every human on earth.
This is why these guys are some of the longest running hosts for Weekend Update. They can riff off two different flavors of totally uncomfortable jokes.
@@Crk2784 I doubt it; Che's joke was hilarious, but still the kind of punchline that was really easy to see coming after the two places mentioned in the setup. I've never seen that meme, yet my brain beat him to the punchline.
Except the jokes, timing and everything was actually funny and great. This is maybe the 3rd time I've watched this since Tina Fey and Jimmy Fallon used to. I will look for it to see if this was a one off or consistently funny
I remember seeing Che on there a few years ago. He had one of the funniest reactions to the weirdly specific questions that I've seen. I don't remember the exact question but it was something about the significance of watching wrestling with his grandfather when he was a kid. Che: "How the fuck do you know about that. I know he didn't tell you. He's dead."
@@dobbysboggart6883 yeah, it's an inside joke and kind of a stereotype among Black people that we're always late to functions. Which is more or less true in my experiences.
Che has a little of that Norm McDonald attitude where he likes it when the audience moans about a dark joke, and he LOVES it when they pause for an awkward or uncomfortable chuckle.
@@MightyHuzarion - He has no choice in the matter. it is a court order. And if/when he goes bankrupt with the NYS trial, Ms Carroll will be paid as one of the first payees. And don't forget the previous $5,000,000 he was ordered to pay her - that's $88,300,000 in total. (She is going to set up a fund to help the other victims of tfg's sexual assaults.
@@Rockin_Roll awwww....sweetheart....learn judicial process and litigation before spouting some weaksauce "Yeah, but just wait! You'll be sorry!" childhood comeback.
there was this boxing trainer, caught on mic and video, telling his assistant "NO, the other bottle with the stuff in it." Yup, you guess it, he was giving his boxers water with cocaine in it in the 3rd round. LOTS of cocaine. This was in the 90s.
@@MoniLein-yy2ue Naa, they’re cool. Racism is unbecoming of you Brit’s who attack them. Just let them be and live life, u know. I love your country and the royal family is cool too, but those poor kids were the ones who paid for our interest u know. Let them be my RUclips friend.
I enjoy guessing if Michael or Colin will be the one this week to drop a joke that causes half the audience to laugh and the other half to gasp in shock. Easy money is usually on Michael.😂
@@Ilurk247 But a sociopath, with extreme arrested development and anger management issues, who is clearly decompensating in public... hey, no problem there!
@@moxdragon1857 oh you mean the trump bashing?, tv shows would be stupid to not pick on trump, the guy was the most powerful person for 4 yrs he will always be relevant, literally forever, him with his antics😂😂😂
@dhruvakumar7187 I see where you're going with that and my issue is ALL politics. It needs to get back to comedy roots. Half or more of the show is the same jokes about the same people and its old period
@@BlodhelmAnd bravely blame abandoning his state on his daughters and leaving his dog behind! Need old timey words to describe him, HEEL, CAD, OAF, POLTROON, BOOR.
Leave Sloth's name out yo mother$&#^@% mouth! Sloth regretted teeming with the pirates and pulled up with clutch save the day actions. Ted Cruz flees from crisis.
You BlueAnons can't figure out what a woman is, and yet you're convinced we're the idiots. If we're wrong we're just idiots and no harm no foul. If you're wrong? Look at the ramifications and repurcussions. The truth is just the truth. Don't be mad at us for getting there faster. The great thing about being a Conservative? You're always Right.
I love how it seems that everyone is in on the darker and ironic humour, that is true therapy with people who understand the absurdity and embrace its utility, imho.
Trump $1.87 gas, lowest inflation in 12 years (at a 40 year high NOW), border closed, crime down, shelves always stocked, far less deaths from COVID, no soldiers being killed, Middle East at peace, Ukaraine not invaded, peaceful relations with North Korea, Taiwan not threatened. It was just AWFUL wasn't it!@@AndreasK906
@@everythingisawesome76 it IS the funniest part because other than a cold open that might be hilarious, the rest questionable. Last night’s episode was weak
Every good thing Biden does as President is another reason why he needs to get reelected in November. I would prefer someone younger & more progressive as President, but if it does come down to Biden or Trump, Biden won't attempt to overthow our democracy & won't spend the next 4 years hiring yes men to only benefit himself.
@@lisandrah7582 - Sort of. Not for about 50 years, but I lived in Columbus for a few years when I was a little kid. I know what a buckeye looks like. I'm not sure who is hooking up the horses in Ohio with meth. In Florida it's the alligators.
Are you talking about on the actual show, or the clip? I haven't seen it yet because my DVR was full, but frequently what they do on the weekend uploads is put the news segments together in one clip, and separate clips for featured appearances, then on Monday they upload the whole thing. So if any of this was interrupted IRL by little bits from other cast members, the longer version will come out tomorrow.
4:20. That term is Orwellian. One of every 100 babies who are subjected to that barbarian practice do not live to celebrate their 1st birthdays. We should call it what it is: male genital mutilation.
As usual, that was excellent. That was so much fun to watch. I laughed really hard several times, and I love that feeling. Thank you, Colin, Michael, and SNL writers. Really good. : )
I don't know what it is with a lot of these Republicans, Desantis had the same problem, watching these guys try to genuinely smile is strange. It's just out of their range.
Che likes the crowd whenever they're mortified by the jokes.
Very fun crowd play in this one 😁
I swear he's an energy vampire for the crowds' response to his savagery. You can almost see his face get slightly younger when he told that "grumpy old men" joke.
Moans and groans > laughter
He's got a little evilness to him, doesn't he! I like it!
😅😅😅😅 bruh
These two could do this for another ten years and that would be good with me.
I hope they do it til they’re old men. Same with Kenan. Give them as much money as it takes to keep ‘em doing it too.
This has been said about every corespondent since 1975
I 100% disagree.
SNL got almost instantly better when they replaced Seth Meyers as head writers.
@@raveoreynolds6049 I mean I feel you and I know I’m old but again this has been mentioned several times concerning multiple writers. A few people will never be able to satisfy the entertainment requirements for every human on earth.
This is why these guys are some of the longest running hosts for Weekend Update. They can riff off two different flavors of totally uncomfortable jokes.
the interaction between the 2, especially when they rag on each other, is great.
So true, and you just want to watch it again. 😂
LOVE IT !!! 💯🙋♂️🙌😅👏🎯 tha
" BROMANCE " is
PRICELE$$ ! "
They suck a$$ and arent funny
Truth!! And of course the depth of discomfort drastically drops whenever they write each other’s jokes 😂
I don't know how Michael Che sat so still for so long, considering how he was on FIRE.
The Gaza/Chicago joke is the perfect example of the underappreciated genius SNL displays in handling tragic subject matter
They got the joke from a Babylon Bee meme released days before lol
It is the perfect joke according to Norm MacDonald, where the setup is the same as the punchline. Well done.
@@Crk2784 I doubt it; Che's joke was hilarious, but still the kind of punchline that was really easy to see coming after the two places mentioned in the setup. I've never seen that meme, yet my brain beat him to the punchline.
👌@@engineerlutz
Chi-Iraq reference should have been used.
But then maybe people would get confused with Gaza is in Iraq?😂😂
"I like this crowd a lot man." I do too, Che. I do too.
He says this every time. It gets old fast since it’s forced cheering. Does he think SNL would let in angry protesters to be his audience or something?
'nother dude fun at parties
Turn up audience mics, every joke a bombshell masterpiece.
Except the jokes, timing and everything was actually funny and great.
This is maybe the 3rd time I've watched this since Tina Fey and Jimmy Fallon used to.
I will look for it to see if this was a one off or consistently funny
It was a Michael Che crowd. Love it when the crowd is into the darker humor.
And he keeps looking out and egging them on.
@@Ozzie2191 It worked.
I see what you did there 😂😂😂
I really want to see Che and Jost on Hot Ones.
Absolutely, bring that 🔥🔥🔥💯
I think they both have separately. I know Che did for sure.
I remember seeing Che on there a few years ago. He had one of the funniest reactions to the weirdly specific questions that I've seen. I don't remember the exact question but it was something about the significance of watching wrestling with his grandfather when he was a kid.
Che: "How the fuck do you know about that. I know he didn't tell you. He's dead."
I would watch them on literally anything. There isn’t enough of them for me
@@aderi31415lol😂😂 I might watch it for that joke
The Jackie Robinson joke was hilarious 😂
😂 that was a horribly funny joke
I have been laughing at the “by shaving a sloth” joke for 15 minutes 😅😅😅
I will never be able to see a sloth again without thinking of Ted Cruz.
Hmm... No Ted Cruz is a blob fish. Look it up. You won't stop laughing or be able to un-see it.
Props to Chicago for being the first city to call for ceasefire and giving SNL the perfect setup for that joke.
As a Chicagoan and I approve 😂😂😂
Yeah. If only they called for a ceasefire within city limits. That would be epic.
As a Chicagoan, I'm proud
@@JordoValentino way to parrot the joke made in the video.
@@kurlykayla9013 didn't watch the video. Didn't need to. Stale jokes are stale, & the Chicago body count is ever rising.
That Pizza Hut. Closed , but you can still get a slice.
Everything is 10% off too.
@@jlpowell51 What are you guys, a double act? 🤣
And the waiters get to keep the tip
@@nachoman408oh dammnn!! Lol
SNL should hire you as a writer, you would be an upgrade, since, other than Weekend Update, the rest of the skits suck.
That Black History Month joke was so well-done he had to hold for the laughter lol.
actually i liked that jackie robinson statue joke better -- but i'm sure cop-lovers didn't
I don't understand it. 20 minutes late?
the best part is the delayed reaction, perfectly paired with the very theme of the joke
@@dobbysboggart6883 yeah, it's an inside joke and kind of a stereotype among Black people that we're always late to functions. Which is more or less true in my experiences.
Poor Thing.
Pom Hathaway, “I” MEAN Klementieff.
“Ohio, where you have to test horses for meth” 😂😂😂
As opposed to Florida, where racetrack vets are bribed to *not* test horses for meth.
"He's dancing like nobody's checking IDs" 😂
Che has a little of that Norm McDonald attitude where he likes it when the audience moans about a dark joke, and he LOVES it when they pause for an awkward or uncomfortable chuckle.
The joke about trump paying his lawyers $50 million to lose $83 million was hilarious colin never miss🤣💯.
@@MightyHuzarion - He has no choice in the matter. it is a court order. And if/when he goes bankrupt with the NYS trial, Ms Carroll will be paid as one of the first payees. And don't forget the previous $5,000,000 he was ordered to pay her - that's $88,300,000 in total. (She is going to set up a fund to help the other victims of tfg's sexual assaults.
Trump is not going to have to pay anything. He's appealing the case. Crazy E Jean will be waiting a long time for her gravy train.
He hasn't lost any money yet...
Wait for his appeal......... Sweetheart
@@Rockin_RollHe can’t go to appeal until he pays that 83 million first due to how NY civil court works.
@@Rockin_Roll awwww....sweetheart....learn judicial process and litigation before spouting some weaksauce "Yeah, but just wait! You'll be sorry!" childhood comeback.
Spent 50 million to lose 80 million… that’s how he ran his casino.
He 'only hires the best people'
😂😂
Sometimes you gotta lose money to lose money.
and whatever else he does to have gone bankrupt... how many times???
That money to him is like 20 bucks to you...
the cant get enough crowning joke had me dying
I laughed harder at the Ohio joke than the Chicago one. 😆
there was this boxing trainer, caught on mic and video, telling his assistant "NO, the other bottle with the stuff in it."
Yup, you guess it, he was giving his boxers water with cocaine in it in the 3rd round. LOTS of cocaine.
This was in the 90s.
OMG the Prince Harry joke! Love it! I bet he cracked up!
I doubt it. I bet he started brooding and considering his legal options. That’s more his style.
@@MoniLein-yy2ue He probably didn't do anything until she told him to be upset.
Loved that joke
@@MoniLein-yy2ue Naa, they’re cool. Racism is unbecoming of you Brit’s who attack them. Just let them be and live life, u know. I love your country and the royal family is cool too, but those poor kids were the ones who paid for our interest u know. Let them be my RUclips friend.
@@jenniferaddison3829 of course, if you criticize them, you must be British, white and racist. Demonstrably wrong but you have no other defense
I enjoy guessing if Michael or Colin will be the one this week to drop a joke that causes half the audience to laugh and the other half to gasp in shock. Easy money is usually on Michael.😂
Just wait until Christmas when they do another joke swap.
Re: "Easy money is usually on Michael."
His day wouldn't be complete without it!😆
My dudes. That was so savage and yet somehow so clean. You had me in giggling tears.
That crowning joke was gold 🤣
The Chicago ceasefire 😂
Sadly, that war will never end. 😂
Chicago is 28th in murders, but why let facts get in the way of the Republicon narrative.
That Haley joke was brilliant but horrible! 😂
Brilliant and True for the USA.
A (a self appointed) champion of democracy, equality, freedoms - has never had a woman as President!
@@fatimamirza2100 Because you don't want someone with PMS having access to the Big Red Button. Sorry, but it's true.
@@Ilurk247I guess that leaves you out.
@@Ilurk247 But a sociopath, with extreme arrested development and anger management issues, who is clearly decompensating in public... hey, no problem there!
Horrible because it's misogynistic; brilliant because it's true regarding how voters think.
This part of SNL is always hilarious 😂
That’s a proper, rowdy New York crowd! Great material tonight boys and the crowd ate it up
That Ted cruise joke was an insult to Sloths everywhere.
Yah I was like damnnnn, what did shaved sloths do to you SNL😂😂😂
The one-liners of Michael Che were diamonds!
The sloth is WAY cuter.....
Not to mention I'd rather have it as my senator.
Also much quicker to act during an emergency
Probably has a better personality 😅
Damn, that was one of the best Weekend Updates ever. Kudos to the writers.
Yes, and they are the head writers.
I was surprised 😮 how actually funny this was. How much I liked the chemistry and Che laughing at the jokes or EXCELLENT crowd reactions 😆 👍 😊
Aka both of them
"All I know about magnets is this: Give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that's the end of the magnets." - Professor Trump
Refused to drop the bat, perfectlt delivered
Best anchor combo, ever.😊
The store closed with a sign that says "unforeseen circumcisions" which is obviously a misprint, what they meant to say is unforeSKIN circumcisions
This deserves more ups.
@@keppela1 thank you very much, I really thought that was going to be the punchline haha
Ha! This made me laugh almost as much as the SNL video. Well played, sir. 😂
@@ricco5951 Now that you've mentioned it, I don't understand how it WASN'T the punchline.
@@MaxModded thanks a lot friendo
That cease fire joke was great 😂😂
❤ Chicago ❤
I mean it’s a joke and all but like seriously not sure you can take their opinion seriously when the south side is a genuine fucking warzone
When it becomes a joke all is lost. Chicago always for me.
That crowning joke was top notch.
When I have my Sunday morning coffee, it's a ritual now that I include watching Colin and Michael. It truly makes my day.
"His closest rival... time." Ah the Biden is old jokes never get old.
Nice poetry there 👍
Yep, it's like Colin's "Mitch McConnell seen here..." jokes; I will always laugh at them.
Yes, how clever we are to make fun of something he can't control.
I know they could have made fun of him for so many other things, like falling all the time, sniffing children, mumbling every time he speaks, etc…
As opposed to Trump's greatest rival, Justice.
Best part of SNL every time.
And it's getting worse...says so much about the show these days
@@moxdragon1857 oh you mean the trump bashing?, tv shows would be stupid to not pick on trump, the guy was the most powerful person for 4 yrs he will always be relevant, literally forever, him with his antics😂😂😂
Don't sleep on pdd, even if weekend update is my fav
I think the updates have been the best part of SNL since the beginning, even going back to when the show was funny
@dhruvakumar7187 I see where you're going with that and my issue is ALL politics. It needs to get back to comedy roots. Half or more of the show is the same jokes about the same people and its old period
I feel like comparing a sloth to Ted Cruz is an insult to the former lol.
I feel like you should go back to comedy school
I feel that joke was extremely uncalled for.
Sloths are adorable, not bearded goblins that flee their state the moment it looks like winter is coming.
@@BlodhelmAnd bravely blame abandoning his state on his daughters and leaving his dog behind! Need old timey words to describe him, HEEL, CAD, OAF, POLTROON, BOOR.
Leave Sloth's name out yo mother$&#^@% mouth!
Sloth regretted teeming with the pirates and pulled up with clutch save the day actions.
Ted Cruz flees from crisis.
amen! sloths have feelings too, darn it!
Man I did not see that Obama joke coming 😂😂
I did not either, but it was really funny.
The boys came out swingin’ tonight damn…. I love the early awkward laughs before the audience get into the energy too.
“sitdown", not "shutdown" .... haha, he misread .....
He immediately knew and was embarrassed, too-
Live TV
@@jackprier7727more or less embarrassed in the skit where his "son" mentions his wife? 😂
Lol right
The Jackie Robinson joke! Haha!!
I agree 😁😁😂😂😂
Why did I have to scroll this far to see some love for that great joke? Just shows the brilliance of all the other material.
Best one
People who believe in the conspiracy are the not so swifties. 😉
🤣🤣🤣
Well-played
Very well done! I tip my hat to you. 😅🎩
ha! nice one!
You BlueAnons can't figure out what a woman is, and yet you're convinced we're the idiots. If we're wrong we're just idiots and no harm no foul. If you're wrong? Look at the ramifications and repurcussions. The truth is just the truth. Don't be mad at us for getting there faster. The great thing about being a Conservative? You're always Right.
this was michael's crowd today
Dare I say, his crowning glory…
I just spat biscuit EVERYWHERE at that Jackie Robinson statue joke 🤣🤣🤣
Oh gawwwd that Jackie Robinson joke was hilarious
Michael Che was BRUTAL!!! 😂
I did a rare (and embarrassing) laughing snort at the Pizza Hut sign. 🤣
I know what I'm leaving, next time pizza hut asks for a tip!😅
@@tinbanger66lol Che should use your line too 😂❤
I love how it seems that everyone is in on the darker and ironic humour, that is true therapy with people who understand the absurdity and embrace its utility, imho.
Truth! Jon Stewart on the Daily show and SNL got me through the Bush II years and still need them for the ongoing Trump era!
Trump $1.87 gas, lowest inflation in 12 years (at a 40 year high NOW), border closed, crime down, shelves always stocked, far less deaths from COVID, no soldiers being killed, Middle East at peace, Ukaraine not invaded, peaceful relations with North Korea, Taiwan not threatened. It was just AWFUL wasn't it!@@AndreasK906
"Twenty minutes late"... 😆😆😆 Shut up Che! 🤣
When I tell you I couldn’t breathe…😂😭😂
To me weekend update is the best part of SNL
I Love Colin and Michael
We all love Colin and Micheal. Got to count us too lol.
What's up with the crowd though? 🤔
Weekend Update remains the funniest part of SNL. It’s true, 45 actually looks there
Pretty sad 'cause these mostly didn't even get a laugh. I get the bit, I know why I was meant to laugh...But I didn't for most of them.
Not funny tonight.
Oof. How the comedy standards have lowered. These jokes are sad.
@@everythingisawesome76 it IS the funniest part because other than a cold open that might be hilarious, the rest questionable. Last night’s episode was weak
The Chicago ceasefire joke was soooo good!
What did you laugh about
The lives of the children of Gaza or the children of Chicago?
@@dogstar7 No, the laughter was because it was a joke. Lighten up
How many blacks have died this year? Not funny joke material.
@@dogstar7 are you freak'n serious
Props to the writer who created the Jackie Robinson joke.
They’re both writers so probably one of them 😅
Firstofall Grumpy Old Men were HILARIOUS
Every good thing Biden does as President is another reason why he needs to get reelected in November. I would prefer someone younger & more progressive as President, but if it does come down to Biden or Trump, Biden won't attempt to overthow our democracy & won't spend the next 4 years hiring yes men to only benefit himself.
Yep, exactly.
Amen.
@babskaz74That guy is a plant
Man, what was going on with the usage of the pizza cutters at that Pizza Hut location?
Meanwhile, in Florida, they don't even bother testing the horses for meth, because they know the horses are all addicts.
Sounds like somebody’s from Ohio
@@lisandrah7582
@@lisandrah7582 Considering most of Florida are migrants from northern states.....
@@rhov-anion One of my friend migrants to Florida from Ohio in the winter, and yes she's a horse breeder...
@@lisandrah7582 - Sort of. Not for about 50 years, but I lived in Columbus for a few years when I was a little kid. I know what a buckeye looks like.
I'm not sure who is hooking up the horses in Ohio with meth. In Florida it's the alligators.
This is the best part of SNL and they haven’t killed this hard for a mn. Tears the whole time 😂
I just told my son, "This is the real news" 😅😂
Michael Che’s was on top of things tonight
Wow. That is the ONLY time I have seen joy from Drumpf-
Yeah, when he was about to r*pe a 16 year old girl.
Then you don't watch Trump enough. He's not bothered by any of the leftist BS.
What a show 😂😂😂 The best part of SNL consistently.
That was one of the funniest ones I've seen in a long time !!! Laughed almost all the way through! Keep up the great work all!
This is the first funny thing I’ve seen on SNL in quite some time. Bravo 👏
Saw the Chicago cease fire joke coming a mile away
Chicago is an easy target.
That pizza hut joke was good.
Can't wait for new update hosts!
This is one of the better ones. Well done, boys.
This segment is on fire fire🔥🔥
Wow you guys are killing it😂
Update was fairly short this week. They usually go longer. And it’s often the best part of the show.
Are you talking about on the actual show, or the clip? I haven't seen it yet because my DVR was full, but frequently what they do on the weekend uploads is put the news segments together in one clip, and separate clips for featured appearances, then on Monday they upload the whole thing. So if any of this was interrupted IRL by little bits from other cast members, the longer version will come out tomorrow.
It's the only reason I watch it. Love Colin and Michaels segment
This is just a portion of the actual segment.
This is the best Weekend Update I've ever seen.
Che's reaction to the audience's reaction is the best part...
Che was savage this time😅
This time?? He's always savage 😂
Sloth Slander.
100% true!
That was extremely offensive to sloths everywhere.
It's fine. They're too slow to get it.
The only part of SNL I actually like. Sooo funny!
Also where I get my news 😂
Brutal(ly genius) set of jokes. 😂
At least the Pizza Hut used spell check. They just intentionally clicked the wrong word.
4:20. That term is Orwellian. One of every 100 babies who are subjected to that barbarian practice do not live to celebrate their 1st birthdays. We should call it what it is:
male genital mutilation.
Such disrespect to sloths
As usual, that was excellent. That was so much fun to watch. I laughed really hard several times, and I love that feeling. Thank you, Colin, Michael, and SNL writers. Really good. : )
Lol they ARE the snl writers- both are head writers for the show! Also my favorite part 😅
@@Beefer-e4j : )
These guys are killin' it, best part of SNL in the last few years. ❤
I love Michael Che being in a constant state of "eh?"
Best monologue I’ve heard in a long time
🤔
These guys are hilarious!😂😂
I love how please che is with his jokes. It makes it 10 times funnier when he does that little head nod 😆
These jokes ARE wonderful 😂😂😂
Unforseen circumcisions? Wait those extra toppings weren't bacon?😂
I was eating bacon while reading this...screw you man!🥲🙃
Finally some real humor again
Kind of cool to see Michael getting the "rough" punchlines for a change. He's awesome!
Best weekend update I've ever seen
These jokes were * muah* chef kiss 😂😂😂😂
It's true - that clip of Trump with Epstein is about the only time I've ever seen him where he is genuinely happy.
@worldwideinterests1 - He's anticipating what comes next?
Where exactly did Donnie meet Melania? About 2 seconds after this? 🤔🤔🤔
I don't know what it is with a lot of these Republicans, Desantis had the same problem, watching these guys try to genuinely smile is strange. It's just out of their range.
Best SNL news segment in a long time.😄