Grand Theft Auto San Andreas - Carl Johnson "CJ" Quotes
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- Опубликовано: 27 апр 2015
- All Quotes by Carl Johnson "CJ" (except for when he is fat, there is another video for that)
Comment requests of what character quotes you would like for me to upload!
![GTA San Andreas - Best Moments & Quotes [Part 1]](/img/1.gif)
49:14 CJ singing
Totally Kyle's I actually heard when playing express your self one
I just came for this
Warm it up Kane warm it up CJ warm it up Kane.
Niek Warnas Move yo body doo doo doo move yo body!
Singing game shaker xD
thats me
aye you going to get killed if you stay here much longer!
carl Johnson/ All You Have Too Do Is Follow The Damn Train Cj!
carl Johnson/ CJ GSF 4Life
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ
carl Johnson/ CJ what in the f@ck's name are you doing?
8:44 My favourite quote:)
the car is that non-touching thing😤
you legend, i heard this like a week ago and i just found it. ++++++RESPECT
😂😂😂😂😂
Ma kho
Ma fukin khoo
Made me just as mad as him
That someone scratched up the whip 😤
39:34 is one of my favourite CJ quotes
Agaragã
CJ is a very caring person.
100 like
Prodigy yeah and so is Ryder he is a caring person to
Lol how did I get +100 likes?
Prodigy Yeah, and that's why he's my cousin! :D
@@franklinclinton249 he ain't your cousin.
You're a buster.
You killed trevor
45:10 That escalated quickly.
E
36:39 45:59
He's got a love hate relationship with hisself
39:34
_" Oh look, a gun. "_
Ain’t that a surprise”
@@therealmikael1281 I got a gun
@@EmeraldSogeking you happy now?
Agaragã
ain't that a surprise? agaragã
40% bitch
40% fool
20% normal speech
That's why we love this character
1% popo
100% Picked the wrong house
@@speedpetertv big smoke🗿
Haha lol
36:43
I played the game like for 10 years and I only heard like the 50% of this...
which copy u got?
+Omar foley that's a good point lol
The copy really makes a difference.
Uncle Brotha yea cuz I got the copy that has the girl and the background is like a dirty yellow I guess and the all black one from the 3 pack set and there's a distinct difference
I quess one is uncut and one isn't
José Roberto Alván it depends on your situation on the game.
Same old CJ,Busta! Straight Busta!
You’re dead mate
Ryder Nigga
0:00:00
1. set the speed at 2
2. call Big Smoke to sing the (what big smoke say) song
3. set Big Smoke's speed at 0.25
4. everybody say XD
*da* *fuck*
He killed you my dude
49:00 he said a ryder quote...
"Get outta my face" is Kendl's quote...
53:38 The best speak of the CJ hahahahaha
Quote*
When CJ car-crashing in four-stars or more wanted level.
Ｐｕｎｋａｓｓｂｉｔｃｈ
Ima put you to sleep punk
@@Ahmed-cn6hj *t h e b e s t s p e a k o f t h e C J*
45:44 - Go girl ... I hope you're a girl . LOL
@Max Ramirez its a trap
Shit CJ, shit
Those lines are from Hot Coffe mod
Narancia: *sweats*
WTF...😂😂
47:34 *me talking to myself*
Mr. X nope, it’s you speaking to Nemesis but you’re weak
I do that too because of my low self esteem
You killed me 😂😂😂
49:14 *express yourself cuz Grove street*
CRUSH...KILL...DESTROYYYYYYYY
@@money6699 Bully yus
@@happygardevoir yeah before he change his name this guy was named russell and he was got his picture nice see brothas
@@happygardevoir i still love this game i got platined on ps4✌
He sounds like luigi from mario if he was a crack addicted that escaped rehab
Rude Words : 94.98%
Singing : 06.00%
Polite words : 00.02%
@@ManyalLoMasGrandeQueHay 100.02
@@cerebalkryptic3052 noob
@@kor6bigtime592 ill take that L my b.
@@cerebalkryptic3052 lol nice and humble. A true man!
@@kor6bigtime592 appreciated
43:35
*DID YOU STEAL YOUR LICENSE*
ImSpidey2 i love that one thats funny one lol
bro im high as fuvck and thAt got me lughing too hard XD
Whatcho you been drinking?
FOO YOU HIT ME
Ahhhh man thanks for that
48:24
"I love shooting people.. with the camera tho" LOL
lol
😂😂😂🤦🏽♂️
to gf
🤔🤔🤔🤔👌🏾
📸
11:22 best part
Orange grove like that?
Whats happening?
-balla fool
OGF FOR LIFE
@@junnescondes3583 it was grove street beta name
50:06 cj knife murder quotes
“Carl Johnson,nice to meet ya” “Life’s a bitch huh?” “Good night bitch!” 😂
Gunaibitch
Wow I never heard those. And his stomach sounds like he is growling in the next minute lol
8:44 "My Car!! My Fucking Car!!!"
Jorge Eliezer 😅
Jorge Eliezer
alencar germiniani Yeah?
@@Jorge-E he wanted to say ++++++++++RESPECT
step 1: call ex
step 2:play this
good tip
MrSyeddi OMG THX
MrSyeddi IM NOT SINGLE ENY MORE
Hahaha, you've killed me with this xD
MrSyeddi step 3?
39:41 Don't blame me,blame society.
Most philosofic quote i ever heard lmfaoooo
Yeah it's society fault that a mf is stealing cars and killing people
Gamer quote
49:22 my fav
40:17
49:22
okay me too
😂😂😂😂
16:03 I ain't never seen a talking horse before😂😂😂
Shit son
mlp *coff*
Classic engery 👍🏾
"Aw man forget you *loser*"
LMAO
1:16:23 sounds like hes flirting with himself
Lol
HAHAHAHAH
Aha Keep Talking, This so interesting
@@r_12k. A-ha, Yeah
😂
33:53 Heavy breathing stealth action
It looks like a rhino
*d i c k*
15:58 "Ay somebody lost a dog? I had a dog once and looked alot like you" dead lol
“Yeah? Well I’ve never seen a talkin’ horse before.”
“Yeah, well u one ugly bitch”
Ive heard this quote before but I don’t know where ??
@@berxwedan1213 🤣🤣🤣
"Aw man, forget you loser"
40:17 "You dropped a bomb on me"
And then the "yeep-ye-ye-yepp ye yeep"
@@trickpeso And then right after he's like:"No, no way not my style." As if he wasn't just jammin out😂
@@trickpeso derp
*Dropped a molotov on the ballas
Ballas scream and run while burning like in hell, but all that sounds like music to CJ
Carl Johnson, my favorite GTA character
12:52 this is very scarry
10:34 “Blame society, fool!” Love that line
This is exact moment when CJ becomes The Joker
This game was a dictionary of cuss words for me as a kid.
You made my day!
4Kaiju truu
4Kaiju mine too!!!🙌🙌🙌😎
4Kaiju yeah bro I was just thinking how much trouble I'd be in if my mom walked in on me watching this 😂
Indeed!
1:14:53 cj still has heart hahaha
48:46 the best one xD
*Is my constitutional right bitch!*
Very murican!
*pulls out gun and plays this*
Constitutional Right Defines: Prerogative A Duty, Power Restraint Of Power, Recognized Established Sovereign State. ETC
Constitutional right yes but felons loose the right lol
27:27 “You been drinking brake fluid!?” I’m dying!!!😂😂😂
LOL that was funny tho
1hour of CJ rap.
Dissing all da front yard ballas
funny because CJ voice actor, Young Maylay is a rapper lol
Young maylay rap
34:38 Ah! What you doing to my WHEEEELS?
Bro do you know I was going up and down this video for this one line. You saved me
43:33 real fun starts here lmfao
52:31 this quote gets me every time lol
27:26 "U BEEN DRINKIN BRAKE FLUID????!!!!!" ABOUT CHOKED ON MY FOOD
Lucas Aldrich How can anybody drink brake fluid? You'd think that THAT would be disgusting for someone to drink...? LOL, true?
@@christophersanborn5499 bro, you ruined the joke by getting too in depth 😔
@@christophersanborn5499 ik ur comment is 2 years old 😂
36:51 - 37:02 got me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
hahahahahaha holy shit
"off"
Carl Johnson 😂😂😂😂😂
alyrose18 Don't mind me, I'm having this bike
Get off that bike!!
43:53 Aaa cheese! 🧀
Lol
It's Aah!! Jesus
@@trapandextremebass7869 no its aah jeez
Jeez
Hello
0:31 "You better stop treating me like a bitch, bitch"
- JOHNSON, Carl
0:06: "You better lock me up 'cause otherwise you're dead!"
0:07
""Don't blame me blame yourself"
Don't blame me blame society.
*DON'T* *BLAME* *ME* *BLAME* *SOCIETY*
48:57
1:13:46 damn cj is scary
My favorite:
5:26 - 8:00
8:10 - 8:20
8:40 - 10:00
10:29
10:36 - 11:00
15:55 - 16:20
22:50 - 23:05
28:22 - 28:47
34:30 - 35:21
37:26 - 38:01
38:09 - 38:18
39:24 -43:33
43:43 - 52:30
53:39
1:08:47
1:08:58
Cj is my favourite character
43:34 love that line
I like when he talks "What kind of license you got!? Fishing license!?"
DID U STEAL YO LICENSE?
@@skullmemeproductions bitch license not fishing
39:53 one of my favourites
13:01 cj deep voice
Lol
Tenpenny disliked this video
@C I A hes a Ghost
I don't
I actually killed you
Po-po
8:44 MY CAR! MY FUCKIN CAR!!!
27:37 You hit me buster! I'ma hit you back!
35:24 Come on! BITCH!
37:04 OUT Ladies!
The best GTA protagonist from the best GTA game.
43:00 "Bully your wife, not me!"
16:55 Agaragã
kkkkkkkj
ViniGunner a got a gun
@@redead8513 Agaragã
39:30 agaragã 2.0
AgaraGranada tem 9,16 Mi de inscritos
He said fool 136 times
Fool Count
136
Fools/Minute
1.50
Every single time it's been said.
6:43 pure gold
49:22 Carl Jackson 😂
27:38😂😂"You hit me busta,I will hit you back"
34:33 you hit me fool
I have spent at least 1000 hours playing this game since its release in 2004 and tbh I had not heard about 80 % of that awesomeness!
39:34 "Oh look, a gun."
"Ain't that a surprise I got a gun!"
U happy now?
Hey sweet
agaragã
28:08 *"You should've stayed at home."*
07:36 IM A PSYCHO =))))))
Ahhaahhaha
😂😂😂
He's a psycho in sometimes.
49:20 I'm dead
Edit:What the fuck when did i post this?
Your R.I.P
Well u dead only by chicken sound((corrective C.J))😂😂😂
Rollercoastah huhuuuhuuuhuuu
35:33 cj quotes saying he doesn’t bang
1:15:57
@@conservaserva5958 bang as in gang baning 😂
28:04 I'M YOU' WORST NIGHTMARE FOOL, SO GIVE'UP!!!
Nobody punches cj.
43:32 Did you steal you license XD
43:35
Man I love you, thank you for this video.
0:00:00 Gangsta CJ (2-6 stars)
0:05:16 Normal CJ (2-3 stars)
0:11:47 Rich CJ
0:18:37 Gangsta CJ
0:33:29 Normal CJ
0:51:38 Normal CJ (4-6 stars)
0:54:39 Gangsta Thug CJ
1:05:52 Thug CJ
ruclips.net/video/zuhYVpW7pj0/видео.html Fat CJ
5:40 😃😃
This video really helped me to insult in english. One of the best tutorials I ever learned.
"CARL YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, GANG BANGING COCKSUCKER!!!"
Esas palabras me llegaron al alma! Inspiraron quién soy! XD
@@GEREX94 jsjsjs que pedo
Sería mas piola poder entender inglés y lo que dice
53:13 - some of his getting chased by cops lines
5:18 for "I'm about to lose my TEMPUH!!!"
The Man I like give me a break
legendary i’ll watch 10 hours of this
LMFAO I'M DYING XDThis one is one of my top favorites, 16:03: "oh ya, well I've never seen a talking horse before". I love how he goes from pissed to calm to pissed off again lmfao
Rude words: 94%
Singing words: 5%
Political words: 1%
35:21 my Favorite meme quote
39:41 - "Don't blame me, blame society."
39:53 - "Ahhh, just fuck you then!"
Love those two!
0:18 when CJ sees someone with the coronavirus
Lol
Trevor: Go (*) yourself!
Hahahahah you homie
CJ says it if the police are after him...
LOL
now this is what i call a masterpiece of a game with 1 hour and 16 minutes of just quotes...
49:33 "Uhhh, no way."
He is not believing him self
2:49 *ubisoft*
You be sucked! 😂
40:09 MOVE YOUR BODY UHM
This is fuckin impressive man. So many lines of dialogue recorded for this game. I wonder how long it took record all these lines. And these are just the quotes, not even the cutscenes
59:17 "Guess it's true, you can't take it with you"
CJ's referencing one of Mike Andrews' ad on the radio lmao ("You can't take the money with you when you die, even I can't!")
My favorite GTA Protaganist
35:27 I died😂
This is the greatest video of all time
49:13 CJ Rappin & Singin homie!
I remember the buff version of CJ responded to people in the street with "Yeah, I lift weights cuz I feel all empty inside" or "I lift weights cuz I find my life empty" lol. Btw, San Andreas is coming to PS4!!! I'm gonna buy it and finish it again! I haven't played it in so long and I never played it on console either so it's going to be awesome!
+peterdabest94 Huh what what? GTA for PS4? Links plz.
+Kris W I just bought San Andreas for PS4 on the PlayStation store :) I'm waiting for it to download.
+Kris W Nah :/
You look hot
yeah haha
i love that this is over an hour long
40:17. “Ya yo dropped a bomb on me”
Yeepyaapyeepyapte
Never gets old
This made my day
1:15:57
Zeddexx Dom BANG BANG BANG
dominik rds' dude thank you so much for the time stamp
BATYA V ZDANII
Chief keef
RIP!
Has anyone watched the whole thing
+JeddHarris PersonalTraining I did :P
+James Monroe we are already friends
It's the best piece of gang inspired media ever released. Belly and Straight outta Compton don't even come close
i watched to listen to the quotes i used to listen on the ps2....good old times :P
i watch this 25 times a day
I've been quoting this dude since 2006 lol.
More than one hour of speaks, this game is a legend