@Fruitty Tutti red dead is cool but this game was funny and a parody of real life and a joke about itself too bottom line this game was just pure hilarious fun tbh that's what other games from rockstar lack
Facts, and there's still hardly any games if any at all that have this level of detail where you can let your character get fat or muscular and have their personality change and the way people interact with you change depending on your build. Shit's so damn cool lol.
On the other side, imagine them as a muscular trio or a combination of fat and muscle. Personally thought Trevor and Michael were lanky gits. I really love when player agency affects the visual aspects to a character.
"yeah the car tight...tight for me to get in" 😂 😂😂😂😂😂 CJ had a little something special that no other GTA character has come close to having. I like you Frank, but CJ was the man. Good memories...
Personal Favorites: 1:59 “Naw, I like ice cream, but not coffee.” 2:01 “No thanks, I’m too big to get into yo house.” 2:09 “Man I’m 250, you can’t miss me!” 2:18 “Dayum, now I’m stuck in here!” 3:46 “How the f*ck can you pull ME around?!” 4:00 “Unhand my blubber, a**hole!” 8:58 “My arteries as thick as my wallet now!” 9:09 “Make food, not war that’s my motto!” 9:59 “I gotta do lunch, not do you.” 11:10 “Get off my fat!” 12:35 “Shut ya mouth and bang ya mama.” 12:55 “Whatchu smellin’ me fo? Freak.” 13:41 “Whose big daddy now?!” 13:42 “C’mon then! Shoot back, ya can’t miss!”
Young Maylay is so dedicated when voicing CJ (like Ray Liotta voicing Tommy before him), sucks to know both of them hate their legendary role now, that's just sad and kind of heartbreaking since how much we liked their role.....
Well if Rockstar Games have paid them or maybe they would be more into it, but they didn't, greed is a sin to every game company, if you ever decide to make a company of your own don't let the money turn you into greed
Yeah, Michael Hollick who voiced Niko Bellic in GTA 4 was also affected by Rockstar’s payment issues. Hollick did state because of this he will never portray Niko again
Hollick didn’t criticize Rockstar directly, he said the acting unions weren’t doing enough to get videogame actors the royalties they’d get in other media. He doesn’t have time to work on a videogame as long as he’s a Broadway actor who has to be at the theatre six days a week, in a Disney show that will run forever.
The extra heavy breathing is hilariously realistic, but, also reminds me of all my overweight relatives and family friends who died when they were in their 40s and early 50s...
Yea? Well you should wear a bag over your face. Yea? Well you look like something I'd leave in the toilet. No way baby, you gonna put me off my food. LMAO
0:41 "I can't run no more popo." 0:49 "Well done. You caught a fat bastard." 0:53 "You got some spare donuts? I'm hungry." 8:20 "Ah, shut up popo. Give me a pizza." 8:23 "Can i get a pizza over here?" 8:11 "Feed me, it's my rights!" 8:13 "You asshole! I'm too fat to run."
Because CJ needs to kill more people, jack cars, aim at people with gun, response to people and running and sometimes when you have a wanted level one star or something and you are on foot you can hear him, and when you crash with car due to 1 to 6 wanted level stars ;)
I'm impressed with the voice actor being able to convey the breathlessness of a morbidly obese person's speaking pattern.
Yeah that's CJ voice actor who actually it's CJ in real life and he is Young Maylay / Chriss Bellard
Anton Bubulinis yeah and Chris Ballard which is Young Maylay is related to Sawn fonteno the voice of Franklin in GTA V their cousins in real life
Yeah. He was a great voice actor.
Yeah. *He was.*
@@ChristianCaseGaming Sawn Fonteno also voiced the fat gsf member aka Tarnell
Young Maylay has an extremely good voice.
_Make lunch, not love_ --CJ 1992
mfaizsyahmi. Hahahahahaha
Fruitty Tutti. I read that right when he said that
Very inspirational.
I' mma start eating now.
Make food, not war
That’s my motto
"I'd rather Drive Thru Than Drive By!"
This needs to be on a McDonald's billboard in the Hood.
Promoting for gangbangers. Racial profiling to the fullest D:
do doo do dodo "I'm blasting it"
I would love to see that sign in Detroit
This is what GTA 5 was missing.
And GTA 4
Joshua Remonde Never understood why gta 4 always get so much praise as if it's the best gta in the series. It was always been boring to me
Every GTA after San Andreas, is missing a lot of the good stuff that GTA SA has.
@Lord Bolton Ohhhhhhh
@Fruitty Tutti red dead is cool but this game was funny and a parody of real life and a joke about itself too bottom line this game was just pure hilarious fun tbh that's what other games from rockstar lack
CJ has to be one of the funniest character's I've played lol.
lololololololololol yes!
yup
There is sounboard trolling with CJ on youtube and you need to see how people get triggered by his insults thinking its a real person saying it LOL
Lmao right
@SpidyxKenshin "i smoke cuz it gives me knowledge" - orange 12
" I'm fat, but I ain't outta shape. "
" Don't make me trip, get out' my hood! "
" My arteries are as thick as my wallet. "
FAT FOOL'S GOT A GUN BITCH
That last one tho lol
"DAMN! Now I'm stuck in here..."
(Steals car) CJ: "I'm too fat to walk anymore, punk."
Geometry Dash Apollo Do ya showah in doo-doo?
Carl Johnson: "What can I say? I'm fat and lazy."
Aww damn, I lost my waffle money.
Will Marsden aw shit, lost my breakfast money
This game was waaaaaayyyy ahead of its time.
It's still ahead then some popular 2020 games...
@@gamergrill4933 I could not agree less with you
As much as I like modern games yeah this was waaaaaay cooler
Facts, and there's still hardly any games if any at all that have this level of detail where you can let your character get fat or muscular and have their personality change and the way people interact with you change depending on your build. Shit's so damn cool lol.
My game is way more revolutionary
"No thanks, I'm too big to get in your house."
9/11 - IGN
the horses are more annoying than this mission ruclips.net/video/oGJnHrUgoMM/видео.html
1:16 Aww, damn. I lost my waffle money.
0:27 'Id rather do a drive thru than a drive by'.
same
Nah, I like ice cream. Not coffee.
It's for dating denise, the first girlfriend.
I like how CJ's voice is more deeper than skinny/buff CJ.
and sound tired lol
Aw, DAMN! I lost my waffle money...
I can’t believe that imma have to eat to commiserate!
the most tragic quote of the game :(
Argh, Look at that shit! 💢>:(
I'm so upset I gotta eat, now I can have a good meal.
jeez. the amount of weird stuff they put in this game is crazy.
3:00 "IMA EAT'CHOO, FOO'!"
3:01
"IMA FLATTEN YOU, FUCKER!!"
Fat CJ is canon CJ in my heart.
The fat CJ version is the best.
k
@@cjdawg8268 any type of CJ is the best CJ
@@YaBoiChrome k
All we had to do was go to the damn Gym CJ!
lol
ryder: "fatso straight fatso"
* inserts buff big smoke *
The one thing Smoke would never say
"Ahh shit my breakfast money" 💀💀💀
having a fat trevor, franklin and michael with corresponding dialogue/savage roasts would be overwhelmingly hilarious
this stuff aint happening these day
they think it's not important
or offensive to overweight people
On the other side, imagine them as a muscular trio or a combination of fat and muscle. Personally thought Trevor and Michael were lanky gits. I really love when player agency affects the visual aspects to a character.
''No.. I like Ice Cream, not Coffee'' lol
*HOT COFFEE*
🍦
Cj ain't no simp 🐺
13:41
COME ON THEN
SHOOT ME
YOU CAN'T MISS
"yeah the car tight...tight for me to get in" 😂 😂😂😂😂😂
CJ had a little something special that no other GTA character has come close to having. I like you Frank, but CJ was the man. Good memories...
Felis Dom and Claude refused to talk, maybe he could've had as much humor as CJ
Felis Dom true
Personal Favorites:
1:59 “Naw, I like ice cream, but not coffee.”
2:01 “No thanks, I’m too big to get into yo house.”
2:09 “Man I’m 250, you can’t miss me!”
2:18 “Dayum, now I’m stuck in here!”
3:46 “How the f*ck can you pull ME around?!”
4:00 “Unhand my blubber, a**hole!”
8:58 “My arteries as thick as my wallet now!”
9:09 “Make food, not war that’s my motto!”
9:59 “I gotta do lunch, not do you.”
11:10 “Get off my fat!”
12:35 “Shut ya mouth and bang ya mama.”
12:55 “Whatchu smellin’ me fo? Freak.”
13:41 “Whose big daddy now?!”
13:42 “C’mon then! Shoot back, ya can’t miss!”
"I'd rather do a drive thru than a drive by". - Fat CJ 1992.
"Make food! Not war that's my motto"
"We shutting down Cluckin' Bell tonight!"
13:42 "C'mon then shoot back! You can't miss!"
Lmfao! 😂
8:11 "Feed me! It's my rights!"
My favorite CJ quote.
Young Maylay is so dedicated when voicing CJ (like Ray Liotta voicing Tommy before him), sucks to know both of them hate their legendary role now, that's just sad and kind of heartbreaking since how much we liked their role.....
Well if Rockstar Games have paid them or maybe they would be more into it, but they didn't, greed is a sin to every game company, if you ever decide to make a company of your own don't let the money turn you into greed
Yeah, Michael Hollick who voiced Niko Bellic in GTA 4 was also affected by Rockstar’s payment issues. Hollick did state because of this he will never portray Niko again
Hollick didn’t criticize Rockstar directly, he said the acting unions weren’t doing enough to get videogame actors the royalties they’d get in other media. He doesn’t have time to work on a videogame as long as he’s a Broadway actor who has to be at the theatre six days a week, in a Disney show that will run forever.
"At least I don't turn people to stone you monster."
I'm already dying 1 minute in can't believe there's 13 more to go.
honestly fat CJ is alot nicer than skinnier CJ
better dialog than fallout 4
lol
You mean the stupid 4 wheel bullshit? Ruined the flexibility of dialogue in that game...
"I'm so upset, I gotta eat" same
6:22 Lunch Money
''Lady, forgive me, but I am fat and lazy'' LMAOOOO
Best one
my own quote: "gimme that car, I can't walk anymore!"
Garrett Anderson FAT CARL WANTS YOUR RIDE PEEWEE
wogacelli Don't make me walk, I'm to fat to walk.
+Garrett Anderson the driver seat better be all the way back, bitch!
Luke Dearey Their better be enough room, bitch!
9:00 *WE SHUTTIN DOWN CLUCKIN BELL TONIGHT*
I love how Young Maylay actually made CJ sound fat when he became fat.
3:06 "Hey There's Muscle Under This Fat Punk!" 😂
"Ah, shut up PoPo! Gimme a Pizza." 😆
🍕
Can I Get A 🍕 Over Here?
When Rockstar used to care more about story mode than online.
GTA4 was actually heavily story based but its gameplay and freeroaming was very lacking.
going into high houses was so cool
but yeah not anywhere near sa
Read Dead 2 has way crazier stuff than this, even if Arthur can´t quite reach obesity.
take two*
Gta 5 rushed to release the game and now they only do online shit's *its what I see and my opinion*
After a while it sounds like CJ is arguing with himself.
Barbara: I could shoot you and no one would say a thing
CJ: This conversation giving me an appetite
Rich CJ : Uh huh.. Uh huh...
That's amazing !
@@arsyam_7 Denise: I'm hungry let's go get something to eat!
Thug CJ: Shit if it would stop you from giving me a hard time let's go!
"Damn now i'm stuck in here"
5:06 "stop sweatin' me, I'm already sweatin" lollolol
10:18 "Who you callin' a fat slob!?"
His body is shaped like a pyramid lol.
RockSolidEJV420 ROASTED HIS ASS LMAO
His body is shaped like big chungus
The great pyramid of fat cj
0:21 "Jesus my heart. I gotta take it easy." lol
4:00 "Unhand my blubber, Asshole!"
I like how he sounds like he's out of breath
It's like CJ doesn't care that he's fat and has some laughs about it.
"IMMA EATCHU FOOL!"
Damn I lost my waffle money
super king "Lunch Money"
CJ is turning into Big Smoke. This is just part 1
Only physically not mentally as hes not a rat like smoke
"We shuttin down cluckin bell tonight!"
9:58 "make lunch not love, that's my motto"
11:04 nobody jacks big cj
Nobody jacks big daddie
He says CJ
@@ZRHTrainspotterhe says that afterwards
6:22 Lunch Money!
lol
Fat CJ is a better protagonist than CJ, change my mind.
9:42 is my favourite 😂😂
"Aw shut up Po Po...and give me a pizza." Words to live by.
LUNCH MONEY!
You got some donuts we can eat? Anyone got some spare donuts? I'm hungry. (LMFAO) I'M PLAYING!
When did I became this famous
LMAO
13:40 "Who's big daddy now?"
*Dies*
1:46 fat acceptance movement people in a nutshell
This stuff makes GTA SA that much better. Love this damn game!
0:49 "Well done, you caught a fat bastard."
"oh damn I lost my waffle money"
-fat cj
Damn bro a full 15 mins of exlusively fat lines is a hello of a lot, makes me want to play a fat CJ playthrough now
These quotes alone have more effort put into them than cyberpunk
"You ever get bored of your own voice" that shit had me breathless 😂
0:26 "I'd rather do a drive-thru than a drive-by." Epic.
What's even more funny is the fact he's standing right in front of Cluckin Bell.
8:20 aw shut up popo! Gimme a pizza 😂😂
"You're ruining my appetite, get lost!" XD
*eats train*
Big Smoked
0:36 sorry i got negative self-image.
"We shutting down Cluckin' Bell tonight"
"I'ma come in quiet if ya'll feed me"
I purposely made him fat in my save files just to always hear these lovely quotes.
POLICE: Mr. Johnson, you under arrested!
CJ: Give me some eat!
0:48 "well done you caught a fat bastard"
More like 0:49
ahh my stomach lmao.
1:16 oh damn, i lost my waffle money!
1:18 "Aww s**t, my breakfast money."
10:23 imma put you to sleep punk and 3:00 imma eat you fool 😂😂😂
The extra heavy breathing is hilariously realistic, but, also reminds me of all my overweight relatives and family friends who died when they were in their 40s and early 50s...
LOOL CJ is funny man
Yea? Well you should wear a bag over your face.
Yea? Well you look like something I'd leave in the toilet.
No way baby, you gonna put me off my food.
LMAO
I'm too fat for this shit right now!
~Carl Johnson
"I'd rather do a drive thru than a drive by"
This line alone makes CJ one of the best video game characters ever.
0:41 "I can't run no more popo."
0:49 "Well done. You caught a fat bastard."
0:53 "You got some spare donuts? I'm hungry."
8:20 "Ah, shut up popo. Give me a pizza."
8:23 "Can i get a pizza over here?"
8:11 "Feed me, it's my rights!"
8:13 "You asshole! I'm too fat to run."
"Yeah, This car's tight...Tight for me to get in."
3:01 IMA EAT U FOOL
COME ON FOOL
COME ON
Lady forgive me I’m fat and lazy 4:14
Sorry I got a bad self image 🤣🤣😭
Never heard these quotes. Funny as hell XD
Because CJ needs to kill more people, jack cars, aim at people with gun, response to people and running and sometimes when you have a wanted level one star or something and you are on foot you can hear him, and when you crash with car due to 1 to 6 wanted level stars ;)
Yees you right!
Most likely because you never had CJ fat.
Me neither.
Alternate title: Laughing for 14 minutes by CJ calling himself Fat while arguing with random peds minding their own bussiness
Fat CJ >>>> "Big Daddy"
''you got some doughnuts we can eat?'' xDDDD
Hello Franklin