Grand Theft Auto San Andreas - Carl Johnson "CJ" Fat Quotes

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  • All Quotes by Carl Johnson "CJ" when he is fat.
    Comment requests of what character quotes you would like for me to upload!

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  • @Cheezburgercatz
    @Cheezburgercatz 8 лет назад +1069

    I'm impressed with the voice actor being able to convey the breathlessness of a morbidly obese person's speaking pattern.

    • @BubulinisAntonAdrian
      @BubulinisAntonAdrian 8 лет назад +119

      Yeah that's CJ voice actor who actually it's CJ in real life and he is Young Maylay / Chriss Bellard

    • @ChristianCaseGaming
      @ChristianCaseGaming 6 лет назад +31

      Anton Bubulinis yeah and Chris Ballard which is Young Maylay is related to Sawn fonteno the voice of Franklin in GTA V their cousins in real life

    • @arsyam_7
      @arsyam_7 4 года назад +4

      Yeah. He was a great voice actor.
      Yeah. *He was.*

    • @blueberryboy1167
      @blueberryboy1167 4 года назад +5

      @@ChristianCaseGaming Sawn Fonteno also voiced the fat gsf member aka Tarnell

    • @Masterwar15
      @Masterwar15 4 года назад +14

      Young Maylay has an extremely good voice.

  • @mfaizsyahmi
    @mfaizsyahmi 7 лет назад +521

    _Make lunch, not love_ --CJ 1992

  • @raultrashlord4404
    @raultrashlord4404 8 лет назад +820

    "I'd rather Drive Thru Than Drive By!"
    This needs to be on a McDonald's billboard in the Hood.

    • @RockSolidEJV420
      @RockSolidEJV420 8 лет назад +40

      Promoting for gangbangers. Racial profiling to the fullest D:

    • @MAGNUSWAKERS
      @MAGNUSWAKERS 5 лет назад +14

      do doo do dodo "I'm blasting it"

    • @axllaw427
      @axllaw427 4 года назад +12

      I would love to see that sign in Detroit

  • @vaultboy1340
    @vaultboy1340 8 лет назад +1329

    This is what GTA 5 was missing.

    • @crono3015
      @crono3015 7 лет назад +163

      And GTA 4

    • @RainyBankai
      @RainyBankai 6 лет назад +43

      Joshua Remonde Never understood why gta 4 always get so much praise as if it's the best gta in the series. It was always been boring to me

    • @jameswatsonatheistgamer
      @jameswatsonatheistgamer 6 лет назад +47

      Every GTA after San Andreas, is missing a lot of the good stuff that GTA SA has.

    • @francovolpe148
      @francovolpe148 5 лет назад +1

      @Lord Bolton Ohhhhhhh

    • @bb_arcadia5752
      @bb_arcadia5752 5 лет назад +6

      @Fruitty Tutti red dead is cool but this game was funny and a parody of real life and a joke about itself too bottom line this game was just pure hilarious fun tbh that's what other games from rockstar lack

  • @sammyhiggs4202
    @sammyhiggs4202 8 лет назад +629

    CJ has to be one of the funniest character's I've played lol.

    • @sparky4insano
      @sparky4insano 7 лет назад +9

      lololololololololol yes!

    • @euralsihsart5227
      @euralsihsart5227 7 лет назад +1

      yup

    • @lukab4679
      @lukab4679 7 лет назад +28

      There is sounboard trolling with CJ on youtube and you need to see how people get triggered by his insults thinking its a real person saying it LOL

    • @Stakkboii
      @Stakkboii 6 лет назад +1

      Lmao right

    • @nikolasferreira3247
      @nikolasferreira3247 4 года назад +2

      @SpidyxKenshin "i smoke cuz it gives me knowledge" - orange 12

  • @Dslasher99
    @Dslasher99 8 лет назад +577

    " I'm fat, but I ain't outta shape. "
    " Don't make me trip, get out' my hood! "
    " My arteries are as thick as my wallet. "

  • @renja749
    @renja749 7 лет назад +332

    (Steals car) CJ: "I'm too fat to walk anymore, punk."

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 6 лет назад +4

      Geometry Dash Apollo Do ya showah in doo-doo?

    • @zenbmonk1016
      @zenbmonk1016 Год назад

      Carl Johnson: "What can I say? I'm fat and lazy."

  • @willmarsden7657
    @willmarsden7657 8 лет назад +249

    Aww damn, I lost my waffle money.

  • @papapapa16
    @papapapa16 7 лет назад +780

    This game was waaaaaayyyy ahead of its time.

    • @gamergrill4933
      @gamergrill4933 4 года назад +34

      It's still ahead then some popular 2020 games...

    • @KENSHIROez3260
      @KENSHIROez3260 4 года назад +1

      @@gamergrill4933 I could not agree less with you

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 4 года назад +2

      As much as I like modern games yeah this was waaaaaay cooler

    • @merritt2014
      @merritt2014 3 года назад +2

      Facts, and there's still hardly any games if any at all that have this level of detail where you can let your character get fat or muscular and have their personality change and the way people interact with you change depending on your build. Shit's so damn cool lol.

    • @zaycarnage2780
      @zaycarnage2780 3 года назад +1

      My game is way more revolutionary

  • @REDCELL
    @REDCELL 7 лет назад +339

    "No thanks, I'm too big to get in your house."
    9/11 - IGN

    • @xLatinAssazzin
      @xLatinAssazzin 3 года назад

      the horses are more annoying than this mission ruclips.net/video/oGJnHrUgoMM/видео.html

  • @shawnkenneth3147
    @shawnkenneth3147 7 лет назад +141

    1:16 Aww, damn. I lost my waffle money.

  • @pwilson6600
    @pwilson6600 8 лет назад +374

    0:27 'Id rather do a drive thru than a drive by'.

  • @shitboi4138
    @shitboi4138 4 года назад +129

    I like how CJ's voice is more deeper than skinny/buff CJ.

  • @Spitfire_94
    @Spitfire_94 8 лет назад +322

    Aw, DAMN! I lost my waffle money...

    • @julianramirez8593
      @julianramirez8593 5 лет назад +14

      I can’t believe that imma have to eat to commiserate!

    • @Gigidag77
      @Gigidag77 5 лет назад +3

      the most tragic quote of the game :(

    • @dvdreview7956
      @dvdreview7956 4 года назад +5

      Argh, Look at that shit! 💢>:(

    • @cedrickbeal6108
      @cedrickbeal6108 4 года назад +4

      I'm so upset I gotta eat, now I can have a good meal.

  • @MisterManHack
    @MisterManHack 7 лет назад +233

    jeez. the amount of weird stuff they put in this game is crazy.
    3:00 "IMA EAT'CHOO, FOO'!"

  • @cerberus144
    @cerberus144 7 лет назад +179

    Fat CJ is canon CJ in my heart.

  • @brettperez9524
    @brettperez9524 7 лет назад +314

    The fat CJ version is the best.

    • @cjdawg8268
      @cjdawg8268 4 года назад +2

      k

    • @YaBoiChrome
      @YaBoiChrome 4 года назад +4

      @@cjdawg8268 any type of CJ is the best CJ

    • @cjdawg8268
      @cjdawg8268 4 года назад +1

      @@YaBoiChrome k

  • @noisemarine561
    @noisemarine561 8 лет назад +345

    All we had to do was go to the damn Gym CJ!

    • @Ederson31
      @Ederson31 8 лет назад +7

      lol

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 5 лет назад +4

      ryder: "fatso straight fatso"

    • @aljaberhk
      @aljaberhk 5 лет назад +2

      * inserts buff big smoke *

    • @macrons593
      @macrons593 3 года назад +1

      The one thing Smoke would never say

  • @deondrebrown5872
    @deondrebrown5872 3 года назад +75

    "Ahh shit my breakfast money" 💀💀💀

  • @MackSackDaDomo
    @MackSackDaDomo 7 лет назад +155

    having a fat trevor, franklin and michael with corresponding dialogue/savage roasts would be overwhelmingly hilarious

    • @Avrelivs_Gold
      @Avrelivs_Gold 6 лет назад +24

      this stuff aint happening these day
      they think it's not important
      or offensive to overweight people

    • @MAGNUSWAKERS
      @MAGNUSWAKERS 5 лет назад +4

      On the other side, imagine them as a muscular trio or a combination of fat and muscle. Personally thought Trevor and Michael were lanky gits. I really love when player agency affects the visual aspects to a character.

  • @sweet7864
    @sweet7864 7 лет назад +131

    ''No.. I like Ice Cream, not Coffee'' lol

  • @LucarioredLR
    @LucarioredLR 8 лет назад +119

    13:41
    COME ON THEN
    SHOOT ME
    YOU CAN'T MISS

  • @felisdom2739
    @felisdom2739 7 лет назад +228

    "yeah the car tight...tight for me to get in" 😂 😂😂😂😂😂
    CJ had a little something special that no other GTA character has come close to having. I like you Frank, but CJ was the man. Good memories...

  • @Anquavaous
    @Anquavaous 2 года назад +67

    Personal Favorites:
    1:59 “Naw, I like ice cream, but not coffee.”
    2:01 “No thanks, I’m too big to get into yo house.”
    2:09 “Man I’m 250, you can’t miss me!”
    2:18 “Dayum, now I’m stuck in here!”
    3:46 “How the f*ck can you pull ME around?!”
    4:00 “Unhand my blubber, a**hole!”
    8:58 “My arteries as thick as my wallet now!”
    9:09 “Make food, not war that’s my motto!”
    9:59 “I gotta do lunch, not do you.”
    11:10 “Get off my fat!”
    12:35 “Shut ya mouth and bang ya mama.”
    12:55 “Whatchu smellin’ me fo? Freak.”
    13:41 “Whose big daddy now?!”
    13:42 “C’mon then! Shoot back, ya can’t miss!”

  • @juanboss560
    @juanboss560 7 лет назад +75

    "I'd rather do a drive thru than a drive by". - Fat CJ 1992.

  • @bigkfromtx9526
    @bigkfromtx9526 7 лет назад +96

    "Make food! Not war that's my motto"

  • @FaithfulFumoFan23
    @FaithfulFumoFan23 7 лет назад +92

    "We shutting down Cluckin' Bell tonight!"

  • @Zuernaxashyr
    @Zuernaxashyr 5 лет назад +76

    13:42 "C'mon then shoot back! You can't miss!"
    Lmfao! 😂

  • @rednick4143
    @rednick4143 2 года назад +49

    8:11 "Feed me! It's my rights!"
    My favorite CJ quote.

  • @KENSHIROez3260
    @KENSHIROez3260 4 года назад +77

    Young Maylay is so dedicated when voicing CJ (like Ray Liotta voicing Tommy before him), sucks to know both of them hate their legendary role now, that's just sad and kind of heartbreaking since how much we liked their role.....

    • @demochris1786
      @demochris1786 2 года назад +15

      Well if Rockstar Games have paid them or maybe they would be more into it, but they didn't, greed is a sin to every game company, if you ever decide to make a company of your own don't let the money turn you into greed

    • @PatrickDoran2319
      @PatrickDoran2319 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, Michael Hollick who voiced Niko Bellic in GTA 4 was also affected by Rockstar’s payment issues. Hollick did state because of this he will never portray Niko again

    • @MagicAl5F4781
      @MagicAl5F4781 Год назад +1

      Hollick didn’t criticize Rockstar directly, he said the acting unions weren’t doing enough to get videogame actors the royalties they’d get in other media. He doesn’t have time to work on a videogame as long as he’s a Broadway actor who has to be at the theatre six days a week, in a Disney show that will run forever.

  • @RescoeZ
    @RescoeZ 8 лет назад +90

    "At least I don't turn people to stone you monster."

  • @Maceta444
    @Maceta444 8 лет назад +114

    I'm already dying 1 minute in can't believe there's 13 more to go.

  • @haywood418
    @haywood418 6 лет назад +60

    honestly fat CJ is alot nicer than skinnier CJ

  • @canaanbrinkman7758
    @canaanbrinkman7758 8 лет назад +369

    better dialog than fallout 4

    • @raultrashlord4404
      @raultrashlord4404 8 лет назад +12

      lol

    • @morgan0__o
      @morgan0__o 4 года назад +7

      You mean the stupid 4 wheel bullshit? Ruined the flexibility of dialogue in that game...

  • @skyofthelivingdead
    @skyofthelivingdead 7 лет назад +84

    "I'm so upset, I gotta eat" same

  • @pottytheparrot310
    @pottytheparrot310 4 года назад +20

    6:22 Lunch Money

  • @jackspedicey2144
    @jackspedicey2144 7 лет назад +106

    ''Lady, forgive me, but I am fat and lazy'' LMAOOOO

  • @garrettanderson8729
    @garrettanderson8729 9 лет назад +143

    my own quote: "gimme that car, I can't walk anymore!"

  • @gtwist8065
    @gtwist8065 2 года назад +27

    9:00 *WE SHUTTIN DOWN CLUCKIN BELL TONIGHT*

  • @Jason97
    @Jason97 3 года назад +42

    I love how Young Maylay actually made CJ sound fat when he became fat.

  • @CatRamirez9000
    @CatRamirez9000 2 года назад +27

    3:06 "Hey There's Muscle Under This Fat Punk!" 😂

  • @burritofingas1982
    @burritofingas1982 4 года назад +49

    "Ah, shut up PoPo! Gimme a Pizza." 😆

  • @al112v4
    @al112v4 7 лет назад +308

    When Rockstar used to care more about story mode than online.

    • @jankjason
      @jankjason 7 лет назад +37

      GTA4 was actually heavily story based but its gameplay and freeroaming was very lacking.

    • @Avrelivs_Gold
      @Avrelivs_Gold 6 лет назад +1

      going into high houses was so cool
      but yeah not anywhere near sa

    • @residentgrigo4701
      @residentgrigo4701 5 лет назад +3

      Read Dead 2 has way crazier stuff than this, even if Arthur can´t quite reach obesity.

    • @LilithSoul4
      @LilithSoul4 5 лет назад +1

      take two*

    • @Sabin-Sinister
      @Sabin-Sinister 5 лет назад +1

      Gta 5 rushed to release the game and now they only do online shit's *its what I see and my opinion*

  • @SavoxYt
    @SavoxYt 4 года назад +10

    After a while it sounds like CJ is arguing with himself.

  • @jamessotelo3336
    @jamessotelo3336 7 лет назад +54

    Barbara: I could shoot you and no one would say a thing
    CJ: This conversation giving me an appetite

    • @arsyam_7
      @arsyam_7 4 года назад +3

      Rich CJ : Uh huh.. Uh huh...
      That's amazing !

    • @Boopy357
      @Boopy357 3 года назад +2

      @@arsyam_7 Denise: I'm hungry let's go get something to eat!
      Thug CJ: Shit if it would stop you from giving me a hard time let's go!

  • @Joshua-vh6ms
    @Joshua-vh6ms 9 лет назад +60

    "Damn now i'm stuck in here"

  • @Gquequeg98
    @Gquequeg98 8 лет назад +25

    5:06 "stop sweatin' me, I'm already sweatin" lollolol

  • @theincognito3849
    @theincognito3849 2 года назад +12

    10:18 "Who you callin' a fat slob!?"

  • @RockSolidEJV420
    @RockSolidEJV420 8 лет назад +76

    His body is shaped like a pyramid lol.

  • @f1zz1c
    @f1zz1c 2 года назад +11

    0:21 "Jesus my heart. I gotta take it easy." lol
    4:00 "Unhand my blubber, Asshole!"

  • @herzeleid0281
    @herzeleid0281 2 года назад +9

    I like how he sounds like he's out of breath

  • @robbalison
    @robbalison 7 лет назад +36

    It's like CJ doesn't care that he's fat and has some laughs about it.

  • @Netsaver
    @Netsaver 7 лет назад +53

    "IMMA EATCHU FOOL!"

  • @afootless5994
    @afootless5994 7 лет назад +59

    Damn I lost my waffle money

  • @astropoug7851
    @astropoug7851 7 лет назад +57

    CJ is turning into Big Smoke. This is just part 1

    • @abstraction6212
      @abstraction6212 3 года назад +1

      Only physically not mentally as hes not a rat like smoke

  • @oldrandomcomputing6247
    @oldrandomcomputing6247 5 лет назад +16

    "We shuttin down cluckin bell tonight!"

  • @lautarodelucia6480
    @lautarodelucia6480 7 лет назад +65

    9:58 "make lunch not love, that's my motto"

  • @ZRHTrainspotter
    @ZRHTrainspotter 4 года назад +14

    11:04 nobody jacks big cj

  • @arrazinebukadnezzar6963
    @arrazinebukadnezzar6963 8 лет назад +52

    6:22 Lunch Money!

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 2 года назад +11

    Fat CJ is a better protagonist than CJ, change my mind.

  • @fikriizzudinnoor848
    @fikriizzudinnoor848 Год назад +13

    9:42 is my favourite 😂😂

  • @satiricalzero
    @satiricalzero 6 лет назад +29

    "Aw shut up Po Po...and give me a pizza." Words to live by.

  • @jerichamesclammay3107
    @jerichamesclammay3107 9 лет назад +48

    LUNCH MONEY!

  • @Hensley316
    @Hensley316 8 лет назад +28

    You got some donuts we can eat? Anyone got some spare donuts? I'm hungry. (LMFAO) I'M PLAYING!

  • @fatcarljohnson9507
    @fatcarljohnson9507 3 года назад +10

    When did I became this famous

  • @pensamiento3867
    @pensamiento3867 7 лет назад +57

    13:40 "Who's big daddy now?"
    *Dies*

  • @supersnow17
    @supersnow17 7 лет назад +25

    1:46 fat acceptance movement people in a nutshell

  • @horrorknight3096
    @horrorknight3096 7 лет назад +12

    This stuff makes GTA SA that much better. Love this damn game!

  • @XLev450X
    @XLev450X 4 года назад +13

    0:49 "Well done, you caught a fat bastard."

  • @God-tr4jd
    @God-tr4jd 6 лет назад +26

    "oh damn I lost my waffle money"
    -fat cj

  • @lonestar98
    @lonestar98 Год назад +10

    Damn bro a full 15 mins of exlusively fat lines is a hello of a lot, makes me want to play a fat CJ playthrough now

  • @soiboi4497
    @soiboi4497 3 года назад +7

    These quotes alone have more effort put into them than cyberpunk

  • @TheIncredabad69
    @TheIncredabad69 6 лет назад +6

    "You ever get bored of your own voice" that shit had me breathless 😂

  • @EmeraldSogeking
    @EmeraldSogeking 4 года назад +18

    0:26 "I'd rather do a drive-thru than a drive-by." Epic.

  • @cedrickbeal6108
    @cedrickbeal6108 4 года назад +5

    What's even more funny is the fact he's standing right in front of Cluckin Bell.

  • @nmpcreative3034
    @nmpcreative3034 2 года назад +10

    8:20 aw shut up popo! Gimme a pizza 😂😂

  • @Greg74948
    @Greg74948 8 лет назад +24

    "You're ruining my appetite, get lost!" XD

  • @bigmanornstein
    @bigmanornstein 8 лет назад +51

    *eats train*
    Big Smoked

  • @danpro2339
    @danpro2339 5 лет назад +20

    0:36 sorry i got negative self-image.

  • @DovydasRybakas
    @DovydasRybakas 8 лет назад +53

    "We shutting down Cluckin' Bell tonight"
    "I'ma come in quiet if ya'll feed me"

  • @cntrn-ti6xy
    @cntrn-ti6xy 7 лет назад +19

    I purposely made him fat in my save files just to always hear these lovely quotes.

  • @bluemostwanted2220
    @bluemostwanted2220 4 года назад +13

    POLICE: Mr. Johnson, you under arrested!
    CJ: Give me some eat!

  • @Maxe_35
    @Maxe_35 2 года назад +4

    0:48 "well done you caught a fat bastard"

  • @sammyhiggs4202
    @sammyhiggs4202 8 лет назад +22

    ahh my stomach lmao.

  • @ZRHTrainspotter
    @ZRHTrainspotter 2 года назад +7

    1:16 oh damn, i lost my waffle money!

    • @zenbmonk1016
      @zenbmonk1016 Год назад +2

      1:18 "Aww s**t, my breakfast money."

  • @williamstorey9399
    @williamstorey9399 3 года назад +8

    10:23 imma put you to sleep punk and 3:00 imma eat you fool 😂😂😂

  • @MrFuggleGuggle
    @MrFuggleGuggle 2 года назад +7

    The extra heavy breathing is hilariously realistic, but, also reminds me of all my overweight relatives and family friends who died when they were in their 40s and early 50s...

  • @NFSBeast2365
    @NFSBeast2365 8 лет назад +30

    LOOL CJ is funny man

  • @cakepower1
    @cakepower1 9 лет назад +14

    Yea? Well you should wear a bag over your face.
    Yea? Well you look like something I'd leave in the toilet.
    No way baby, you gonna put me off my food.
    LMAO

  • @mybestfriendlober
    @mybestfriendlober 6 лет назад +6

    I'm too fat for this shit right now!
    ~Carl Johnson

  • @waruru9219
    @waruru9219 7 лет назад +38

    "I'd rather do a drive thru than a drive by"
    This line alone makes CJ one of the best video game characters ever.

  • @mlpcmc2010
    @mlpcmc2010 3 месяца назад +1

    0:41 "I can't run no more popo."
    0:49 "Well done. You caught a fat bastard."
    0:53 "You got some spare donuts? I'm hungry."
    8:20 "Ah, shut up popo. Give me a pizza."
    8:23 "Can i get a pizza over here?"
    8:11 "Feed me, it's my rights!"
    8:13 "You asshole! I'm too fat to run."

  • @KODAKCAR4
    @KODAKCAR4 7 лет назад +15

    "Yeah, This car's tight...Tight for me to get in."

  • @electropolar
    @electropolar 6 лет назад +15

    3:01 IMA EAT U FOOL

  • @DavidSnoopyOfficial
    @DavidSnoopyOfficial 2 года назад +4

    Lady forgive me I’m fat and lazy 4:14

  • @cheezmunsta4679
    @cheezmunsta4679 2 года назад +5

    Sorry I got a bad self image 🤣🤣😭

  • @115DLM__
    @115DLM__ 8 лет назад +75

    Never heard these quotes. Funny as hell XD

    • @BubulinisAntonAdrian
      @BubulinisAntonAdrian 8 лет назад +3

      Because CJ needs to kill more people, jack cars, aim at people with gun, response to people and running and sometimes when you have a wanted level one star or something and you are on foot you can hear him, and when you crash with car due to 1 to 6 wanted level stars ;)

    • @BubulinisAntonAdrian
      @BubulinisAntonAdrian 8 лет назад

      Yees you right!

    • @juanboss560
      @juanboss560 7 лет назад +13

      Most likely because you never had CJ fat.

    • @KK-un7jb
      @KK-un7jb 6 лет назад

      Me neither.

  • @MrRomanGladiator2503
    @MrRomanGladiator2503 3 года назад +9

    Alternate title: Laughing for 14 minutes by CJ calling himself Fat while arguing with random peds minding their own bussiness

  • @fernandojacome9962
    @fernandojacome9962 3 года назад +6

    Fat CJ >>>> "Big Daddy"

  • @princas2487
    @princas2487 7 лет назад +16

    ''you got some doughnuts we can eat?'' xDDDD