3:10 "Try it again, come on!" 3:12 "You think this is gonna help your trial?" 3:14 "You blithering p^%)k!" 3:16 "Oh, you think you're tough, huh?" 3:17 "I'm a cop, I know how to fight!" 3:19 "I cannot wait to have you in the station!" 3:23 "Oh, you obviously didn't do too well at school!" - Ryder reference 3:26 "Hit me, girly!" 2:15 "He's over there, running like a girl!"
10:31 "I need a donut, or i'll kill my fish" 11:28 "I need a donut, before we start this" 11:51 "Go ahead, I've said goodbye to my fish" 12:20 " I'll take care of this, take care of my fish"
6:28 these quotes are extremely rarely heard. It's the quotes for aiming him with a gun, but normally if you aim a cop he won't say anything and just shoot you. You can only hear these in the mission Home invasion, or if you get into Pizza stack shop with a wanted level. Get behind the workers of Pizza stack, cops will spawn inside the shop. If you aim at anyone in the shop, the cops will suddenly stop shooting and put their hands up, and they might say the quotes.
11:22 "Come here, skinny a%=!" 11:32 "Remember, I'm calling backup!" 11:34 "You've never smelled my underarms!" HAHAHAHA!!! I think he needs to wear deodorant next time!
9:24 "We all have the right to remain STUPID." This guy was my spirit animal
He loves fish
"I need a donut or I'll kill my fish
Dutch from rdr 2 and rdr 1
my tax money covered this shit?
9:51 “COME OOOOOON!!!!”😡😡😡😡😡😡
12:26 was mine. "I dunno what I'm doin..."
the "old cop" has the funniest quotes
9:33
Let me go, bitch!
We all have the right to remain stupid.
@@That_migueldude68 Tawa busted
@@GlitchedRebellion watch the actor name
Same
5:25 “My wife wants to get a divorce”.
09:23 he sounda like Dutch from RDR
Holy shit, u right
Obekovbuti same voice actor probably, he’s been doing work for rockstar for a while
Ben Davis
@Thomas Lyons are you dumb
You just a punk, po-po!
9:58 Obstruction of justice, right there!
Get your hands off me!
LOL
Do You know who I am?
@@fizzic22 “HEY!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!?”
"Don't let me die in my mom's basement!"
3:10 "Try it again, come on!"
3:12 "You think this is gonna help your trial?"
3:14 "You blithering p^%)k!"
3:16 "Oh, you think you're tough, huh?"
3:17 "I'm a cop, I know how to fight!"
3:19 "I cannot wait to have you in the station!"
3:23 "Oh, you obviously didn't do too well at school!" - Ryder reference
3:26 "Hit me, girly!"
2:15 "He's over there, running like a girl!"
1:15 OFFICER I NEED A BACKUP
"Tell my wife i'll bang her sister"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the best
He sounds like CZW zandig😅
Best cops ever killed me laughing
In other gta games how ever.
But does gta san andreas cop voice aggressive like gta 3 police voice
I can't stand the GTA Online police. Every update that GTA does, the cops get more annoying.
10:31 "I need a donut, or i'll kill my fish"
11:28 "I need a donut, before we start this"
11:51 "Go ahead, I've said goodbye to my fish"
12:20 " I'll take care of this, take care of my fish"
LOL best quotes
If you were my would you wanna live?
I'll take care of this take care of my fish.
Voice of this cop so familiar,that Dutch Van Der Linde's voice,i think
Don't let me die in my mom's basement
9:27 "Don't worry, we all die at the end!"
Whatever you say, Mr. J!
Shut up
you just ruined your life, bitch!
“Tired of all of you shitheads!!”
That sounds so ironic with Dutch van der Linde, whose actor voiced this cop.
12:12 Don't Let Him Die In His Mom's Basement
He doesn't want to die in his mom's basement I guess
GRoVe_StReeT_GaMiNg I think it means he still living his mom’s house but in the basement. He wanted to move out, but his mom won’t let him leave
That's the only reason why I will let him bust me
“I’ve been training for this all morning!”
@@davidriley9194 I need a donut before we start this
10:55 YOU’RE GONNA FEEL THE PAIN MY CAR FEELS
"You think this is funny, bozo?"
@@rvandres duh
@Trixie Lulamoon LSPD officer: "Ah, I'm real angry now!"
You're*
@@joooanit0224 goddamn autocorrect
9:23 ... this guy is the funniest
“We’re all have the right to remain stupid!!”😂😂
That's Dutch van der Linde's voice.
"Come back here"
"I aint goin solo in this maniac"
Stop right there!
You better stop now but!
I Know What I'm Doing Get Me a Donut
6:28 these quotes are extremely rarely heard. It's the quotes for aiming him with a gun, but normally if you aim a cop he won't say anything and just shoot you. You can only hear these in the mission Home invasion, or if you get into Pizza stack shop with a wanted level. Get behind the workers of Pizza stack, cops will spawn inside the shop. If you aim at anyone in the shop, the cops will suddenly stop shooting and put their hands up, and they might say the quotes.
2:04 move fool I'm trying to save the world here
2:03
2:02
Get out of my way, I'm a cop!
THERE HE IS!!!
“STOP!!”
8:30 Swiper, no swiping!
2:03 "Move fool, I'm trying to save the world here!"
8:56 "SCREW THIS! CHAAAARGE
9:23 "We all have the right to remain stupid."
9:23 We all have the right to remain stupid
Let's do this, nice and easy, missy.
@@rvandres, 😂🤣👍🏻
@Ace Spades 81 Official I have money officer. Take it, make your wife happy! THAT'S BRIBERY!!! San Andreas Penal Code 68
@@rvandres, 😂👍🏻
LET ME GO, BITCH!
4:29 "He're we go again."
Ah shit, here we go again
John Wayne is that you🤣
I know what I'm doing, get me a donut
This cop is the best when he says I know what I'm doing get me a donut
I cracked up when he said that 😂😂😂😂
I don't know what I'm doing!
BITCHES!!!
2:02 im a cop hunting killers
Move, fool! I'm trying to save the world here!
@@rvandres Get out of my way I'm a COP!
i like their screaming when they jump down 😂
11:22 "Come here, skinny a%=!"
11:32 "Remember, I'm calling backup!"
11:34 "You've never smelled my underarms!" HAHAHAHA!!! I think he needs to wear deodorant next time!
He also mentioned he’s not wearing deodorant lol
He likes fish a lot so not surprising that he stinks
That last cop sounds like Peter Griffin.
9:24 funny voice quotes 😂🤣
We all have the right to remain stupid
FUCK YOU, POPO!
“Let’s do this nice and easy missy!!”
4:17 police angry Ору 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Русский челик?
He’s got the best high pitched voice ever.
"Cover me but don't cover me, I'm ready!" LOL
10:00 "Get your hands off me!!"
This cop is funny when he talks about donuts
Watch it, I'm not wearing deodorant!
Obstruction of Justice right there you re gonna regret that I got your license
“I’ll shoot you in the back I will!!” 😂😂
Come on I gotta work out 10 donuts!
i never thought the cops will be this crazy
3:17 is best quote. 12:50 is best quote.
Ah yes, Dutch became a cop
If only Dutch said this stuff when he got deputized in Rhodes 🤣
1:15
3* WARNING!
The Police found the criminal inside the Impound Garage
12:30 yes we do old man 🤣
10:32 I need a donut,or I’ll kill my fish
Source of all my problems is my brother. Lol, he's referring to Ken Rosenberg.
The old cop already said good bye to his fish 😂😂😂 man this is ridiculous he seems to care about his fish
Yeah 😂
1:15 ussualy when i get into the police station parking
9:08
0:04 4:24 4:31
2:25 1:15
10:21 I'll catch you eventually
1:31 - 4:22 My Favorite Police
I support your idea because he’s also my favorite
You’re under arrest shithead!!!
9:47 my favorite
One of those officers had a goddamn plan.
“Look at me ..look at me!!!!”
🤣😁🤣
Angry Quote By Los Santos Cop
10:02 When I'm trying to look for a good attitude cops and got tricked 😂
12:44 Aim for the eyes
12:50 "You're going down!"
U dick!
3:08
3:47
8:34
9:05
& 9:23 The "old cop" is played by Benjamin Byron Davis who also plays Dutch Van der Linde from Rdr1 & Rdr2
7:35 careful now you want pcp
When someone infected with corona and gets closer to your car to look at it 10:50
0:58 favorite quotes lmaoo
They got my boy Dutch as an lspd officer lmfao
1:41
U better locked me up 'cuz otherwise you dead! - CJ
2:58 stop police, stop!!!
3:27 “Don’t worry man, we’ll m*lest him in the station.”
"I Know What I'm Doing Get Me A Donut."
They had a homeboy in my sights 😁
There's another cop with a raspy voice that wasn't on here. One that says "Hey asshole, I see you" or "I'm gonna take you down".
My favorite cop quote is this one 4:22 , hes so calm.
CJ: You're wasting your breath!
4:16 police ору 😂😂😂😂
4:28 he sounds like chucky
9:24 Is this Dutch Van Der Linde voice?
LOL "I'm sick of doing this...I'm Hungry"
"No one touches my mother , not even my daddy "
Some random popo ©
The first three cops are my favorite
No body fights a tickle me Elmo and lives
" Hey I will take care of this, take care of my fish "
I love when Im driving and cops just jump under my wheel and I get wanted level
LSPD
Pou
STOP YOUR CAR NOW
This is LSPD, Move your vehicle!
If you were me would you wanna live?
Trust me, I don't wanna live.
1:59 Move, NOW!
0:25 you're not going to outrun me kid
Me: let's see if I can try
2:17
YESSSSSSSSSSSS!
12:20 A take your this will Kill My Fish!!!
Actually it's
I'll take care of this Take care of my fish
4:17 😂😂
0:16 "are you drunk?"
dutch van der linde ????
9:25 Dutch Vanderlinde
8:56 screw this chaaaage
7:26 okay I got you
0:34 Holy sheet!1!1
09:24 is my favorite cop.
9:44 funniest thing
9:46 XD
9:48 🤣🤣
10:00 PUSHING CJ
3:26 LOL!
8:56 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Alternate title: 12 minutes of Police acting as God
13*
9:23 We all have the right to remain stupid!
You get job satisfaction huh one time?
“Tired all of you shitheads!”
"You can't stop me, punk ass cop BITCH!" 🖕😠🖕
@@befdoglover1 You're under arrest!
@@ntt763gtheleafyfan50 "What, you ran out of doughnuts?"
“Cop” are you drunk? When I first saw this I was amazed 0:15
9:07 Stop right there
Big tough homie, huh?
10:04 best quotes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
8:56 Screw this... CHAAAAA- *BOOM!*
9:07 lol 😂😂
0:03
11:00 HOLY SHIATSU
8:56 scarew the sgaeeeee
“Get out of my way IM A COP”
Move am a cop trying to save the world here 😂.... Stop running u girl 😭🤣
That was the best quotes
drop the soap honey 😂
The Second One Is MORE ANGRIEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!
The funny quotes was so Crazy
These cops were Similar to Cops in GTA vice city and vice city stories They're funny 😂🤣😂
7:25 okay got you
10:58 😂