Go for a walk, down a narrow forest path if at all possible. Trust me on this. Does something for humans, I didn't believe it myself until I tried. Oh, and I used to worry about bears and snakes and breaking my leg and wasps and bacteria because Nature is FILTHY, right? That's what we're taught. Yeah, no. Just no. To *all* that propaganda. Go *barefoot* if you dare, coot! Did that for some eight months last year, and as soon as the snow melts, I'm ditching my shoes again! :D
Timestamp 0:00 angry gangster cj (2-6 stars) 0:08 rich CJ (1 Star) 0:38 fat cj (1star) 1:12 gangster cj (1 Star) 1:48 normal (1-3 stars) 2:13 angry cj (4-6 stars) 2:28 thug cj ( 1 Star)
0:00 Angry gangster CJ (6 quotes) 0:08 Rich CJ (17 quotes) 0:38 Fat CJ (18 quotes) 1:12 Gangster CJ (20 quotes) 1:48 Normal CJ (14 quotes) 2:13 Angry CJ (12 quotes)
Especially when CJ is saying calling them “po-po” According to Wiktionary defines Synonym of police Synonym of police officer In Usage Notes Originally chiefly urban American slang, now spread to UK, Ireland, Australia and New Zealand. This Term has also spread to Hong Kong During the protests in 2019.
According to wiktionary Po-po defines Synonym of police Synonym of police officer Usage Notes Originally chiefly urban American slang , now spread to UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand. This term has also spread to Hong Kong Protests in 2019.
according to Wiktionary po-po defines Synonym of police Synonym of police officer In Usage Notes Originally chiefly urban American slang, now spread to UK, Ireland, Australia and New Zealand. This Term has also spread to Hong Kong During the protests in 2019.
According to wiktionary Po-po defines Synonym of police Synonym of police officer Usage Notes Originally chiefly urban American slang , now spread to UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand. This term has also spread to Hong Kong Protests in 2019.
Use that same quote with all the members of a nuclear family. "Tell it to your ___ or your ________ or your ______ or your ______ or your _______ or your ______ or your _______ or your ____ or whatever You got! Trust me, it's funny. 😂😂😂
1:01 “Ah shut up po-po give me a pizza” 1:04 “Can I get a pizza over here?” 0:49 “OK! OK! Shut up and give me something to eat.” 0:38 “Look I’m fat and out of shape like all of you chumps.” 0:41 “Well done, you caught a fat bastard.” 0:42 “If I was in shape you all wouldn’t catch me.” 0:44 “You got some spare donuts? I’m hungry.” 0:51 “I can’t run no more po-po” 0:55 “You ever get bored to your own voice?” 0:56 “Do I look like I enjoy a foot chase?” 0:59 “How on earth do you enjoy your job?” 1:05 “Give me Something to eat!” 1:06 “Id come quietly if you all feed me.” 1:08 “Feed me it’s my right.”
I honestly never knew he had different quotes for different wanted levels and statuses. Maybe because I had more of a never take me alive stance in those games. Getting busted was humiliation so I would just opt for gunfights to the death instead. The GTA 3 law enforcement was the most busted in that aspect. Army and FBI were op in that game. Only thing that would make it worse is if the fbi ak47s were replaced with shotguns.
1:36 Police Biker: Tell it to the judge, homeboy! CJ: Tell it to your wife or your husband or your sister or your brother or your mother or your father or your daughter or your son or whatever you got! Lol ha hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
GANGSTER ANGRY CJ 2-6 STARS 0:00 RICH CJ 1 STAR 0:09 FAT CJ 1 STAR 0:38 GANSTER CJ 1 STAR 1:12 NORMAL CJ 1-3 STARS & 2-3 STARS 1:48 NORMAL ANGRY CJ 4-6 STARS 2:13 THUG CJ 1 STAR 2:28
Last Busted quotes with CJ 's strength he is happy for competing something Edit : one more is he happy So, CJ 's quotes is different from his mood, or his body Just like : normal, fat, rich, angry, gangsta and happy mood
1:01 “Ah shut up po-po give me a pizza” 1:04 “Can I get a pizza over here?” 0:49 “OK! OK! Shut up and give me something to eat.” 0:38 “Look I’m fat and out of shape like all of you chumps.” 0:41 “Well done, you caught a fat bastard.” 0:42 “If I was in shape you all wouldn’t catch me.” 0:44 “You got some spare donuts? I’m hungry.” 0:51 “I can’t run no more po-po” 0:55 “You ever get bored to your own voice?” 0:56 “Do I look like I enjoy a foot chase?” 0:59 “How on earth do you enjoy your job?” 1:05 “Give me Something to eat!” 1:06 “Id come quietly if you all feed me.” 1:08 “Feed me it’s my right.”
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If you're reading this, suggest something I should do next. I've ran out of ideas.
Cj quotes when crashes another vehicle.
Random npc's quotes. I'm from non-speaking english country and undendstanding what are they talking - my childhood's dream
Gang members Quotes in different types.
Go for a walk, down a narrow forest path if at all possible. Trust me on this. Does something for humans, I didn't believe it myself until I tried. Oh, and I used to worry about bears and snakes and breaking my leg and wasps and bacteria because Nature is FILTHY, right? That's what we're taught. Yeah, no. Just no. To *all* that propaganda. Go *barefoot* if you dare, coot! Did that for some eight months last year, and as soon as the snow melts, I'm ditching my shoes again! :D
Do Hot coffee mod
0:24, "I'll ruin your career for this!". CJ like a Mafia boss XD
Because by that point In game you basically are.
1:50 Was always the funniest one.
LMFAO! 😆
"Can I Get A Pizza Over Here?"
No
@@suntzurok7886 "Feed me it's my right!"
@@crashpal Lmao
*Make food make food not war thats my motto*
*i will come quietly if yall feed me*
Nope
🍕🍕🍕 here you go 😁
1:26 "Just don't get no ideas with that nightstick!"
69 comments 💀
"You like big man huh"
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Timestamp
0:00 angry gangster cj (2-6 stars)
0:08 rich CJ (1 Star)
0:38 fat cj (1star)
1:12 gangster cj (1 Star)
1:48 normal (1-3 stars)
2:13 angry cj (4-6 stars)
2:28 thug cj ( 1 Star)
Sorry for laughing at you. Sorry for laughing at you.
😂😂😂😂😂
0:00 Angry gangster CJ (6 quotes)
0:08 Rich CJ (17 quotes)
0:38 Fat CJ (18 quotes)
1:12 Gangster CJ (20 quotes)
1:48 Normal CJ (14 quotes)
2:13 Angry CJ (12 quotes)
@@franciscoivanperez 2:28 happy cj
@@justasadmanforabanana4124 how do you know
"Tell it to your wife or your husband or whatever you got!"
That quote made me laugh harder than I thought it would. 🤣
Tell it to your
WIFE or your
HUSBAND or
WHATEVER YOU GOT!
Wife, husband...
Hold no, if the cop had a husband, then this means he's a...
@@KEP1LER gay
Is the police gay😂💀
@@clarissecruz1207
Yep
1:48 God i always loved this quote so much :DDD XDDD
1:53 it much better lol
@@Mmpm1_1 true
@@scorionn. 2:00
1:58
2:09 What, you ran out of donuts?😂😂😂
Sorry for laughing at you.
Dunkin’ Donuts
And Krispy Kreme
anywhere nearby for CJ
That quote is funnier when the cop says "I'm sick of doing this, I'm hungry"
2:13 When you didn't complete Vigilante (Level 12)
0:35
He defend
He Attacc
But most importanly
He's the Businessman.
"I'll come quietly if y'all feed me"
What your dog thinks every day
"If I was in shape you wouldn't catch me"
“Ok ok shut up and give me something to eat.”
1:58 the best
**** you *******
Terminator aesthetic
0:06 can't stop laughing 🤣
XD
Me too bruh XD
Fat CJ quotes are the best 😂
Thanx bro
"You like big man huh?"
"I'll come quietly if y'all feed me"
Can i get a pizza over here ?
Ah, shut up popo. Give me a pizza.
"What, you ran out of donuts?"
My favorite
Dunkin’ Donuts
And Krispy Kreme
anywhere nearby for CJ
Gangsta, Poor, Rich, Muscular, Fat, Obese or etc. - no matter which style CJ is having, he will always have funny quotes against cops.
😂😂😂
Especially when CJ is saying calling them “po-po”
According to Wiktionary
defines Synonym of police
Synonym of police officer
In Usage Notes
Originally chiefly urban American slang, now spread to UK, Ireland, Australia and New Zealand. This Term has also spread to Hong Kong During the protests in 2019.
According to wiktionary
Po-po defines
Synonym of police
Synonym of police officer
Usage Notes
Originally chiefly urban American slang , now spread to UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand. This term has also spread to Hong Kong Protests in 2019.
0:38 "Look, I'm fat and out of shape unlike all you chumps."
*like all you chumps
Fat CJ quotes in the nutshell : Hungry, tired and BREATH NOISES
0:51"I can't run no more popo" I like this quote
according to Wiktionary po-po
defines Synonym of police
Synonym of police officer
In Usage Notes
Originally chiefly urban American slang, now spread to UK, Ireland, Australia and New Zealand. This Term has also spread to Hong Kong During the protests in 2019.
Fun Fact: CJ said most lines out of all characters
Niko killed most people out of all characters
Claude said least words out of all characters
cj has more kills than all the other characters.
@@saltsalted1528 no. Entirety of missions in GTA IV are shootouts with A LOT of people
@@koleszgdanska7149 lol CJ has 674 Kills
@@AkimM751 lol Niko has over thousand
@@koleszgdanska7149 ruclips.net/video/odv8Ha7hCB4/видео.html that's the proof
1:02 AH SHUT UP POPO GIVE UP PIZZA
According to wiktionary
Po-po defines
Synonym of police
Synonym of police officer
Usage Notes
Originally chiefly urban American slang , now spread to UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand. This term has also spread to Hong Kong Protests in 2019.
@@VEHICLEFAN5500uh what the fuck
Lemme go officer
"I got money officer, take it, make ur wife happy"
- Gigachad CJ
0:07 That ”fool” is so classic 😂😂
0:49 Meanwhile at McDonalds..
Meanwhile at Burger King…
2:03 it's going straight to my instaStory with a pic of our local Lockdown police checkpost
Need this type of Attitude in Life 1:53
Young Maylay was phenomenal as CJ LOLLLL
CJ could’ve had the big mouth fr.
Shame Maylay fell out with Rockstar.
2:23 YOU CAN TALK ABOUT THIS IN THE SHOWER WITH YOUR BUDDIES
2:24
What does that mean?
You got some spare doughnuts? Cause I'm hungry 😂😂
0:06 “P O L I C E asshole!!”😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:58 Best Roasting
*Cj:* 1:36 Tell it to your WIFE or your HUSBAND or WHATEVER YOU GOT!
*Me:* 😂😂😂😂(He's so funny)
Rofl
Use that same quote with all the members of a nuclear family.
"Tell it to your ___ or your ________ or your ______ or your ______ or your _______ or your ______ or your _______ or your ____ or whatever You got! Trust me, it's funny. 😂😂😂
0:18
that's true..
sad.😢
2:16 Shut up POPO 😂
The way he called the police
2:16 Shut up popo
2:30 SHUT UP!
Nice job getting all the quotes,respect.
1:09 I swear I can’t stop listening to this line 💀
Fat CJ has the best quotes lmfao
1:01 “Ah shut up po-po give me a pizza”
1:04 “Can I get a pizza over here?”
0:49 “OK! OK! Shut up and give me something to eat.”
0:38 “Look I’m fat and out of shape like all of you chumps.”
0:41 “Well done, you caught a fat bastard.”
0:42 “If I was in shape you all wouldn’t catch me.”
0:44 “You got some spare donuts? I’m hungry.”
0:51 “I can’t run no more po-po”
0:55 “You ever get bored to your own voice?”
0:56 “Do I look like I enjoy a foot chase?”
0:59 “How on earth do you enjoy your job?”
1:05 “Give me Something to eat!”
1:06 “Id come quietly if you all feed me.”
1:08 “Feed me it’s my right.”
"You like big man huh?"
"I'll come quietly if you all feed me"
"You like big man huh?"
"Lunch money"
"This will keep my belly full"
"Jeez my heart!"
"I'm big but ain't slow"
"IMMA EAT YOU FOOL!"
0:41🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:07 I don't want y'all doing nothing funny to me at the station 🤣🤣
2:09 What you ran out of donuts???
1:14 I Don't give a S**t!
LMAO!
Holy words by CJ 🔥
"Can I get a pizza over here" lol😂
Nearby Dominos Papa Johns Pizza Hit And Little Caesar’s For CJ
Your videos is awesome
I honestly never knew he had different quotes for different wanted levels and statuses. Maybe because I had more of a never take me alive stance in those games. Getting busted was humiliation so I would just opt for gunfights to the death instead.
The GTA 3 law enforcement was the most busted in that aspect. Army and FBI were op in that game. Only thing that would make it worse is if the fbi ak47s were replaced with shotguns.
GTA III shotguns were terrifying, 2 shotting cars and shit.
2:14 one of my favorites
suuch nice quotes
Thanks for the support.
Best quotes for me
0:46
1:03
1:48
1:58
0:06 too
"My tax money go to this shit"
I can’t run no more popo.
0:09 ... It happend everyday... Every life
2:20 You Gonna feel me calling you [ _ ] [ _ ]
1:36 Police Biker: Tell it to the judge, homeboy!
CJ: Tell it to your wife or your husband or your sister or your brother or your mother or your father or your daughter or your son or whatever you got!
Lol ha hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
Perfect reply
@@aldopahlavi36 thanks
I can’t stop laughing
How the fu i keep laughing above these mean words.... Thanks Carl
still the best among gta series
“Aww, screw you cop.”
GANGSTER ANGRY CJ 2-6 STARS 0:00
RICH CJ 1 STAR 0:09
FAT CJ 1 STAR 0:38
GANSTER CJ 1 STAR 1:12
NORMAL CJ 1-3 STARS & 2-3 STARS 1:48
NORMAL ANGRY CJ 4-6 STARS 2:13
THUG CJ 1 STAR 2:28
2:14
Timeline Stamps As Well
Last Busted quotes with CJ 's strength he is happy for competing something
Edit : one more is he happy
So, CJ 's quotes is different from his mood, or his body
Just like : normal, fat, rich, angry, gangsta and happy mood
2:16 4 6 stras Shut up POPO
2:38 just don’t get no ideas with that nightstick 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ROTFLMAO!
When CJ say "YEAH BET YOU HAPPY WITH YOURSELF NOW" I replied 👍🏻
I bloody love the Fat CJ canon.
1:01 “Ah shut up po-po give me a pizza”
1:04 “Can I get a pizza over here?”
0:49 “OK! OK! Shut up and give me something to eat.”
0:38 “Look I’m fat and out of shape like all of you chumps.”
0:41 “Well done, you caught a fat bastard.”
0:42 “If I was in shape you all wouldn’t catch me.”
0:44 “You got some spare donuts? I’m hungry.”
0:51 “I can’t run no more po-po”
0:55 “You ever get bored to your own voice?”
0:56 “Do I look like I enjoy a foot chase?”
0:59 “How on earth do you enjoy your job?”
1:05 “Give me Something to eat!”
1:06 “Id come quietly if you all feed me.”
1:08 “Feed me it’s my right.”
Top tier writing.
2:13 SHUT UP BITCIH ОРУ 😂😂😂
1:02 ah shut up popo give up pizza
0:15 my cj saying this voice line after he massacred a entire ciry with a rhino
Fat cj quotes are hilarious 😂
Nah angry CJ quotes the best
Same old CJ ,Busta!, Straight Busta!
We need the CJ gets wasted quotes next
That's imposible
Missed the "You don't scare me and you can't stop me"
1:52/1:53 My favorite quote LMAO 😂😂
1:50
1:52
I'LL FIND YOU FOOL! my favorite one
We ain't got the "I can't breath!" busted quote
1:01 Ah, Shut Up Popo.
Give Me A Pizza!
🎶Tell it to ur wife or ur husband or whatever u got!🎶
Yea! Sing it, CJ!
Love how you can tell whether CJ is rich or not in the lines , more bribe attempts and image defending lol
0:05 🤣🤣
CJ: F**K YOU POPO!
The best non music lyric 😂
Come on officers I'm just young businessman
Please sir, I’m just a young man trying to get ahead in life.
Yeah, you're watching this video, but are you subscribed? If not then do it!
Ahhh- screw you cop 😂
Aah shit here we go again🚶🏻♂️⚡️
*Nice*
1:56 CJ: Ahh Screw you cop!!!
1:58 Hahahaha
1:56 ahhhh screw you cop
"you like big men huh" 😭😭😭
My favorite thing to do when I'm getting arrested is to spam Destroy All Cars and blow them all away...
rosenberg get here now.
Hope someone memories these quotes and say it to thier manager when he got angry
My favourite one
Well done cop well done 🤣🤣🤣
2:24 well is my favorite HAHAHAHAHAH
2:09 I’m ded when he said that to the popo 💀
CJ hurt my feelings :( HAHAHHAHA
BUSTED BY BALLAS
BALLAS GANG 5 : Get out represent yourself fool!
CJ : Shit i’m glad i don’t pay no taxes! 2:05
"Tell it to your wife or husband, or whatever you got."
🤣🤣🤣
I like how he was fuck the police for the first 10 seconds and then immediately switches his whole demeanor for the next 20 seconds