SIMON SEZ BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted

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  • Опубликовано: 2 дек 2024

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  • @JeonardShadby505
    @JeonardShadby505 9 месяцев назад +140

    Double Team, Simon Sez and The Minis: only three films in Dennis Rodman's acting career, and all of them increasingly terrible. He was like the James Dean of bullshit.

    • @claycrawford7
      @claycrawford7 9 месяцев назад +16

      I feel like he gets like a half credit for Juwanna Mann too since they seem to have the character just clearly be Rodman. But that title for him is perfect 😂

    • @MaryJaneKetchum
      @MaryJaneKetchum 9 месяцев назад +17

      "James Dean of bullshit" amazing quote my friend LOL

    • @superdamon9229
      @superdamon9229 9 месяцев назад +2

      He was in a sky diving movie with steven baldwin call cut away. a drop zone ripoff

    • @flyguy7825
      @flyguy7825 9 месяцев назад

      Man disrespect James Dean like that!

  • @Paranormal718
    @Paranormal718 9 месяцев назад +51

    "He's trying to act Martin, and it hurts!" 😆 🤣

  • @earthsongeb
    @earthsongeb 9 месяцев назад +105

    Billy going into complete hysterics at the beginning of these roasts will never cease to amuse me.

    • @JaevhonDouglas
      @JaevhonDouglas 9 месяцев назад +3

      0:01-44:49

    • @earthsongeb
      @earthsongeb 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@JaevhonDouglas28:22 too 😆

    • @SniperDiplomat
      @SniperDiplomat 9 месяцев назад

      only 14 minutes in: "GODDAMN I can't take any more of this shit!"

    • @JaevhonDouglas
      @JaevhonDouglas 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@earthsongebBruh I Didn't See That One

    • @JaevhonDouglas
      @JaevhonDouglas 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@SniperDiplomatI felt The same Way how Doug Walker and Double Toasted felt
      1. HOW THE FUCK
      2. That Was The Most Batshit Thing I've Seen In An Movie
      3. What the FUCK

  • @sesfilmsllc
    @sesfilmsllc 9 месяцев назад +80

    The Villain was a literal cartoon character. It was like some Judge Doom Shit! 😂

    • @Thatboikd
      @Thatboikd 6 месяцев назад

      Corny niqqa

  • @TreyMcDonaldAnimator
    @TreyMcDonaldAnimator 9 месяцев назад +48

    Dennis Rodman, man... LOL can't act worth a damn but his movies are so over the top entertaining.

  • @GHOST91141
    @GHOST91141 9 месяцев назад +84

    This is one of those movies you would find down at the bottom of the $5 dollar bin back in the day at Wal-Mart 😂

    • @rommix0
      @rommix0 9 месяцев назад +8

      Yeah. It ain't even worth $5. It'd be worth $0

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 9 месяцев назад +6

      Even then, the bargain bin would still be too good to have a movie like this. At least you could find some good cinematic gems in the bin.

    • @gapsule2326
      @gapsule2326 9 месяцев назад +6

      DVD in the dollar store or big lots

    • @maniac50ae14
      @maniac50ae14 8 месяцев назад +1

      Cinemax and hbo use to play it all the time

  • @codafett
    @codafett 9 месяцев назад +44

    Dennis Rodman has respect for getting so many roles despite not being an actor

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 9 месяцев назад +12

      Let's be real here: Most basketball players aren't really great actors. The only exception I can think of is Kevin Garnett in Uncut Gems.

  • @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881
    @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 9 месяцев назад +34

    Zany bad 90s comedies are the bane of movie reviewers. I can't wait for chairman of the board review

    • @missmoanypants
      @missmoanypants 9 месяцев назад +6

      Omg how did I forget about that movie!🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 9 месяцев назад +6

      Ah yes, who could forget Carrot Top's magnum opus?/s

    • @davidstrange6759
      @davidstrange6759 9 месяцев назад +4

      Man I used to watch the film all the time as a child. What the fuck was wrong with me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881
      @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 9 месяцев назад

      @@davidstrange6759 I watched it because it was a Saturday after cartoons and I had no internet. I was desperate

    • @sebastiancintron29
      @sebastiancintron29 9 месяцев назад

      Don't forget Biodome.

  • @theguilloriousmind5832
    @theguilloriousmind5832 9 месяцев назад +80

    The age old question:
    Who the hell let Dane cook?

    • @flyguy7825
      @flyguy7825 9 месяцев назад +7

      No the real age old question is who the hell found Dane Cook funny!! No disrespect to the man but he was the worst part of this movie that’s saying a lot.

    • @flyguy7825
      @flyguy7825 9 месяцев назад +5

      @lenindominguez1986 probably in your mind probably. In your opinion, I haven't heard too many people. Call him the greatest of anything again if you found him funny. All power to you good for you. I never found this dude. Funny

    • @MALIK67465
      @MALIK67465 9 месяцев назад

      @lenindominguez1986cap

    • @MALIK67465
      @MALIK67465 9 месяцев назад

      @lenindominguez1986double cap

    • @MALIK67465
      @MALIK67465 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@flyguy7825 People that are lame and don’t understand real comedians.

  • @rmarkley79
    @rmarkley79 9 месяцев назад +25

    The villain went all in on his role like Raul Julia (as Bison) in Street Fighter. "...but for me, it was Tuesday..."

    • @TheSpawnfan
      @TheSpawnfan 9 месяцев назад +2

      To be fair, M. Bison is the kind of guy that would say such a thing, that's why Chun LI and Juri hate him, by the time of SF VI only Chun LI moved on from his death (Juri is still angry she wasn't the one that killed him).

    • @rmarkley79
      @rmarkley79 9 месяцев назад

      @@TheSpawnfan I wasn't aware of the lore, haven't played the game since super Nintendo.

    • @TheSpawnfan
      @TheSpawnfan 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@rmarkley79Bison is less hammy than in the movie, but he is a cruel dictator, speaking of Super Nintendo, apparently, Akuma kicking Bison's ass and being the True Final Boss of Super Street Fighter 2 is lore accurate, Bison hates Akuma for this.

  • @camelbyte626
    @camelbyte626 9 месяцев назад +21

    I discovered that channel and already watched like 20 reviews of bad movies.
    Miami Connection is still my fav 😂, thank you guys for your work 👍😍😍

    • @rommix0
      @rommix0 9 месяцев назад +4

      That is indeed still their best one alongside Samurai Cop. Nothing else comes close to those two.

    • @wilcee238
      @wilcee238 9 месяцев назад

      @rommix0 Excuse me? Oogieloves?
      GARBAGE PAIL KIDS?!
      That is all.

    • @yakuza01
      @yakuza01 9 месяцев назад

      I recommend you check some of their work during their days at Spill (entertainment site Korey and gang worked for prior to starting DT). Not sure if you've seen the DT review for Oogieloves, well although still funny, it is nothing compared to when they reviewed it back in Spill when the movie just came out 😆
      Just search "Oogieloves Spill review"

  • @aharris82
    @aharris82 9 месяцев назад +35

    Dane Cook is like a poor man's Jim Carrey
    XD

    • @yakuza01
      @yakuza01 9 месяцев назад +7

      I say more like a poor man's Ryan Reynolds. Like back when both of them were coming up the ranks in TV, I used to confuse them all the time.

    • @sebastiancintron29
      @sebastiancintron29 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@yakuza01 yikes. When you say it that way, it makes me wonder if in an alternate universe, Dane Cook was Deadpool. I think we lucked out with Ryan.

    • @yakuza01
      @yakuza01 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@sebastiancintron29 I wish I could take credit for this quote but I remember listening to a podcast discussing both of them and one of the hosts said "Ryan Reynolds is what Dane Cook wishes he could have become"

    • @flyguy7825
      @flyguy7825 9 месяцев назад +1

      Oh hell no!! He’s a poor man’s Dane Cook.

    • @flyguy7825
      @flyguy7825 9 месяцев назад

      @lenindominguez1986 No that's not trying to be like Jim Carrey. That's trying to be like somebody who's completely out of his f****** mind

  • @M4urMoM
    @M4urMoM 9 месяцев назад +157

    Doug Walker said it best: Who asked for this?!

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 9 месяцев назад +14

      Was just thinking of that 😂

    • @matthewpizzuti5368
      @matthewpizzuti5368 9 месяцев назад +17

      And the answer is NOBODY!!

    • @Planag7
      @Planag7 9 месяцев назад +4

      He also covered for an assaulter! You know, for kids c;

    • @kingDrAgOnZoRdS
      @kingDrAgOnZoRdS 9 месяцев назад +3

      Nobody - Keith Sweat

    • @adu1991
      @adu1991 9 месяцев назад +2

      Great question... especially when he remembers it so we don't have to.

  • @drakedarkstar5422
    @drakedarkstar5422 9 месяцев назад +25

    Bad movie roast should have Hall of fame. There are already some scores of being an actor in a movie. John Voight (3 movies), Dennis Rodman (3 movies) and Arnold Schwarznegger (4 movies)

    • @ichidan
      @ichidan 9 месяцев назад

      What about Warwick Davis?

    • @drakedarkstar5422
      @drakedarkstar5422 9 месяцев назад

      its more like the one exact character.

    • @MentLeee
      @MentLeee 9 месяцев назад

      All Arnold’s movies are bad. They are just very entertaining.

    • @drakedarkstar5422
      @drakedarkstar5422 9 месяцев назад

      Well, everyone has opinions

    • @gcolbyp
      @gcolbyp 9 месяцев назад

      Don’t forget Snoop Dogg, Marlon Wayans and John Witherspoon

  • @chibikim77
    @chibikim77 9 месяцев назад +14

    Villain givin me Dr. Doofenschmirtz vibes.

    • @gcolbyp
      @gcolbyp 9 месяцев назад +1

      @lenindominguez1986He’s the villain from the cartoon series Phineas and Ferb that was on the Disney Channel

  • @DetroitAlan01
    @DetroitAlan01 9 месяцев назад +9

    The way the main bad guy died reminds me of Bennet’s almost death from Commando. The “so bad they’re good” movies seem to have this recurring theme of electrocution giving bad guys short lived super powers.

  • @rylade475
    @rylade475 9 месяцев назад +10

    28:20 Back at it again at Krispy Kreme 🤣

  • @sesfilmsllc
    @sesfilmsllc 9 месяцев назад +25

    Also poor John Pinette. RIP.

    • @gamestation2690
      @gamestation2690 9 месяцев назад +12

      And RIP Ricky Harris

    • @dwolf2k145
      @dwolf2k145 9 месяцев назад

      @@gamestation2690was just about to say this

  • @Paranormal718
    @Paranormal718 9 месяцев назад +6

    9:07 😆 🤣 they should've had the guy from Harold & Kumar with the commentary, "extreeeemmmmee!"

  • @Xayjohns
    @Xayjohns 9 месяцев назад +17

    Leonard Part 6. Y'all gotta do that one.

    • @flyguy7825
      @flyguy7825 9 месяцев назад +3

      OMG!! If they do that you can cancel Christmas I will wear that RUclips video out

    • @Xayjohns
      @Xayjohns 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@flyguy7825 I cannot wait to see it. Billy might actually explode. 😂

    • @flyguy7825
      @flyguy7825 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@Xayjohns he could die of laughter

    • @LARKXHIN
      @LARKXHIN 2 месяца назад

      Damn someone asked for it and they did it.

  • @Thatboikd
    @Thatboikd 9 месяцев назад +15

    A back to back bad movie roast is crazy 😂

    • @anaxemurderer5094
      @anaxemurderer5094 9 месяцев назад +3

      It’s the best , I wish they drop three a week lmao

    • @Thatboikd
      @Thatboikd 9 месяцев назад

      @@anaxemurderer5094 naw fr 💯

  • @EdwardSanchezProductions
    @EdwardSanchezProductions 9 месяцев назад +13

    Why does Martin look like something from Run DMC?

  • @X5AVAGECABBAG3X
    @X5AVAGECABBAG3X 9 месяцев назад +19

    Martin sitting there looking like RUN AARP 😂😂😂😂

    • @fangal12
      @fangal12 9 месяцев назад +3

      😅😂😭

    • @jonathancue1584
      @jonathancue1584 9 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 FOOKING NOICE!!!

    • @rudy1252
      @rudy1252 9 месяцев назад

      ⚰️

    • @EliDEVITTSpeaks
      @EliDEVITTSpeaks 9 месяцев назад

      Yo..😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 9 месяцев назад +14

    Other than being on WCW with the nWo, there was a time in the 90’s when Hollywood really wanted Dennis Rodman to be a thing

  • @thechefsteffon9173
    @thechefsteffon9173 9 месяцев назад +9

    Love that look! 😎 1:23
    Oh my 😭 2:42
    CIA lmao 😂 5:05
    Soo 90s 7:30
    Well said 👏 10:57
    Bad acting 😖 11:39
    Awful names 13:57
    Okay they need a script 🤦‍♂️ 16:27
    Dane stop that! 😖 19:10
    The cringe is real! 21:27
    It gets worse! 24:01
    Never use a gun like that 25:47
    Can't make sense of this 27:01
    Billy laugh 😂 28:22
    Lol 31:14
    Epilepsy warning! 40:40
    Awful editing 43:20
    More Billy laugh 😂 45:03
    Omg looks terrible 48:26
    Dane Cook is Rodman 51:24
    Billy needs to learn ⚡ 54:53
    Dane Cook is lucky this didn't kill his career, But Rodman was fun lol 😆

  • @erikbyrge2024
    @erikbyrge2024 9 месяцев назад +26

    1:23 Martin looking so Fly!
    2:42 0% That's Worst!
    3:30 This Fall get it!
    5:05 Always the CIA flims!
    7:30 99 I am staying with the 90's
    9:07 X games Dirtbike Extreme!
    10:57 Perfect for this Roast!
    11:39 100% Right Korey!
    13:57 Billy Brooks is Tick off!
    15:15 Double Stupid!
    16:27 Simon Says Toastes Lost it!
    17:39 Korey Couldn't Resist!
    19:10 Throw me a freaking Bone here!
    21:27 I Petey Cook!
    23:04 Where's the Punchline?
    24:01 Keeps getting Dumber and Dumber!
    25:47 Dumb Motherhammer!
    27:01 God bless Billy!
    28:22 Simon says Billy Brooks Laughs!
    29:51 Come here Sweetie!
    30:59 Surprise Horny Chumps!
    31:14 Stop Cortusblocking!
    32:20 Bring your Butt here! Dane!
    33:30 Go Korey Go Korey!
    34:15 Shut up all of you!
    36:04 That's Gold of lines!
    37:02 Light them up!
    39:00 Stop Yelling you Jackwagon!
    40:40 Uncool Sex scene!
    42:25 He's Cartoon Villain Fool!
    43:20 Simon says Bad Editing!
    45:03 Simon says make Billy Brooks Laugh like the Joker!
    46:35 💥💥💥
    48:26 Surprise Billy Brooks!
    50:04 Wow!
    51:24 Oh no!
    54:35 Billy Brooks will never Learn!

    • @hoshimaruhajime7933
      @hoshimaruhajime7933 9 месяцев назад +3

      Where have you been we missed you

    • @erikbyrge2024
      @erikbyrge2024 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@hoshimaruhajime7933I have been the master at the timestamps!

  • @Channel1Mind
    @Channel1Mind 9 месяцев назад +28

    I love this movie also Billy stop apologizing for laughing that's the stuff that makes these videos great.

    • @ladyhotep5189
      @ladyhotep5189 9 месяцев назад +1

      I wish I could thumb this up 10x

    • @rommix0
      @rommix0 9 месяцев назад +2

      That is the disadvantage of paying attention to RUclips comments. Those comments are some of the worst on the entire internet.

    • @Anthonycheesman33
      @Anthonycheesman33 9 месяцев назад

      I think after that one review they told him to calm it down lol

  • @josymon
    @josymon 9 месяцев назад +9

    Billy’s back!!!! Where was he during Mea Culpa??!!! He’d have a heart attack!!!

    • @pike8840
      @pike8840 9 месяцев назад

      That wasn't a Bad Movie Review

  • @Xayjohns
    @Xayjohns 9 месяцев назад +8

    Ricky Harris was also Malvo on "Everybody Hates Chris", the guy who wanted Chris to get him a gold chain.

    • @khurstonsanders1088
      @khurstonsanders1088 9 месяцев назад +1

      Ricky Harris was also in Bones, which got not only the kill count treatment on Dead Meat, but the weekly roast and toast treatment as well. Plus, he was in Tales From The Hood as Deke.

    • @khurstonsanders1088
      @khurstonsanders1088 9 месяцев назад

      @lenindominguez1986 Ricky Harris was an actor/comedian. He was in skits on Snoop Doggy Dogg's debut album, Doggystyle and in the "Doggy Dog World" music video before he did films in the mid-90s to the early '00s and before landing the role of Malvo in "Everybody Hates Chris".

    • @khurstonsanders1088
      @khurstonsanders1088 9 месяцев назад

      @lenindominguez1986 That I am, man.

    • @BluePillTalka
      @BluePillTalka 9 месяцев назад +1

      He was in the Gin and Juice music video too, him and Snoop was close homeboys. RIP Malvo 💯

    • @khurstonsanders1088
      @khurstonsanders1088 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@BluePillTalka True dat! 💯 RIP Ricky Harris (Malvo)

  • @mladenkulic446
    @mladenkulic446 9 месяцев назад +7

    Every Agency should have their own cybermonks. 😂

  • @eddyw14
    @eddyw14 9 месяцев назад +25

    This was way before Dane Cook was anything famous. He blew up around 2005, 2006

    • @tseng9
      @tseng9 9 месяцев назад +12

      Why did I have to dig this far to find someone pointing this out?

    • @Bigedub101
      @Bigedub101 5 месяцев назад +3

      Exactly he was definitely not big in Simon Sez, I worked at a movie theater then and No one on earth ever asked to see the Dane Cook movie

  • @mattfleurant9295
    @mattfleurant9295 9 месяцев назад +10

    Who would've thought Dennis Rodman would come out of this movie with the most dignity? Also, 'Don't turn your back on me' should be the new sub alert.

  • @grantdanasty
    @grantdanasty 9 месяцев назад +4

    2 Bad Movie Roasts within a week?
    OH BOY WE EATIN'!

  • @a.f.watcher8888
    @a.f.watcher8888 9 месяцев назад +9

    My Brother and I used to enjoy this film as kids, god we were dumb little shits 😂.

  • @twilk7288
    @twilk7288 9 месяцев назад +8

    Dane cook was not known in 1999. He not had any stand up special yet or comedy tour.

    • @missmoanypants
      @missmoanypants 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yea he was about 5 years away from his BIG come up.

    • @fangal12
      @fangal12 9 месяцев назад +1

      I remember being familiar enough with Dane Cook when this movie came out to not like him. Maybe I caught his set on Comedy Central or something

    • @Anthonycheesman33
      @Anthonycheesman33 9 месяцев назад

      Yea korey getting old lol

  • @michaelstrong5383
    @michaelstrong5383 9 месяцев назад +17

    Dennis Rodman was jealous of Michael Jordan's Space Jam success and decided that he should have his own movie.

    • @RGF91
      @RGF91 9 месяцев назад +1

      Shaq too?

    • @MrAirnike8
      @MrAirnike8 9 месяцев назад

      Wasn’t jealousy. A lot of these guys let people get in their ear and convince them to make movies. They don’t have actual good Hollywood agents so they don’t know guys like you(the average consumer) will attach the actors name and face to the movie like the script, direction and effects were in their control.

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@RGF91 I don't think Shaq was ever jealous. Kazaam and Steel came out around the same time as Space Jam, and both of them were box office bombs.

  • @FaceFamous
    @FaceFamous 9 месяцев назад +5

    Korey still has his eyebrows from all these years. Touching his eyebrow every minute of his monologuing

    • @ladyhotep5189
      @ladyhotep5189 9 месяцев назад +1

      On my momma I thought about the same thing during monkey bone or mea culpa 😂😂😂I'm like damn I'm surprised he has an eyebrow left the way he's always rubbing that shit😂😂

    • @FaceFamous
      @FaceFamous 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@ladyhotep5189lmao😂😂😂 glad I ain't the only one who notice he does it every video

  • @ryanbest4217
    @ryanbest4217 9 месяцев назад +1

    I was listening to this on their podcast...I literally sprinted to RUclips to see the references they were talking about and I'm not disappointed lol

  • @khelagger
    @khelagger 9 месяцев назад +5

    They need to remake all of dennis rodman's movies with draymond green 😅😂

    • @ladyhotep5189
      @ladyhotep5189 9 месяцев назад

      Whew chile 😂 somehow I suspect there would be many accidents on set

  • @davidjames579
    @davidjames579 9 месяцев назад +12

    Yeah that villain was channelling Jim Carrey.

    • @flyguy7825
      @flyguy7825 9 месяцев назад

      No more like the 3 stooges on Meth

  • @orrinhall911
    @orrinhall911 6 месяцев назад +2

    I remember the girl at the VHS rental store looking at me rolling her eyes!

  • @TheeKingRayzor
    @TheeKingRayzor 9 месяцев назад +15

    Another Bad Movie The Next Day! *LET'S GO!!*

  • @cjjones258
    @cjjones258 9 месяцев назад +15

    2 bad movie roasts in one week👍🤣🎥🎬📀📼🎦📽🎞🍿

    • @theaccolade6533
      @theaccolade6533 9 месяцев назад +3

      Monkeybone was done weeks ago. It's just a late upload to RUclips.
      I guess you can say there have been 3 bad movie roast uploads this week if you count the Tyler Perry movie.

  • @davidjames579
    @davidjames579 9 месяцев назад +14

    Martin is looking Fly today

    • @TreyMcDonaldAnimator
      @TreyMcDonaldAnimator 9 месяцев назад +9

      Bit of a RUN DMC vibe on Martin.

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 9 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah, yeah or Spike Lee

    • @fangal12
      @fangal12 9 месяцев назад +1

      That all gray beard is glorious 😍

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 9 месяцев назад +1

      @lenindominguez1986 fair do's

  • @Violet_Imp
    @Violet_Imp 9 месяцев назад +5

    When Korey, Martin, and Billy stopped the review mid way to chug 37 bottles of whiskey, that's when I knew... they might be alcoholics.

  • @bensneb360
    @bensneb360 9 месяцев назад +8

    I like Dane Cooke, like in the past decade, his stand up has gotten really sharp and underrated… but with this movie, sorry Dane, I can’t do nothing for you lol

    • @flyguy7825
      @flyguy7825 9 месяцев назад +1

      I respect that you think that man is funny but you’re absolutely right on this one you can’t do nothing for him he’s literally the worst at the movie that saying quite a bit

  • @supersonicsaint3702
    @supersonicsaint3702 9 месяцев назад +4

    27:25 me with my friends 😂

  • @Bigedub101
    @Bigedub101 5 месяцев назад +1

    Man Dane Cook wasnt even heard of in 1999 worked at a theater then and no one asked to see the Dane Cook movie

  • @ReelNinja1
    @ReelNinja1 9 месяцев назад

    When I first found this channel, I actually searched for Simon Sez because I felt like you guys would review it. Thank you for this!!!!

  • @Riftsight
    @Riftsight 9 месяцев назад +5

    Next Bad Movie Roast, I vote for
    The Ringer (2005) it was terrible when it came out, it aged horribly and it would be great to see you guys rip into it.

  • @ljcarthan3504
    @ljcarthan3504 9 месяцев назад +2

    The film is twenty five years old and no one has still bothered to write a plot for on wikipedia

  • @airsakuragi2542
    @airsakuragi2542 9 месяцев назад +2

    I hope one day we could get a classic movie review of Juice with Tupac Shakur and Omar Epps.

  • @JoJO187ism
    @JoJO187ism 9 месяцев назад +3

    I missed the good classic movies, double toasted reviews, and am hoping I will ever get a Robocop review.

  • @robs9237
    @robs9237 9 месяцев назад +5

    Dane Cook was in a Dennis Rodman movie?!?! 😂😂😂😂

  • @bishoptatum8737
    @bishoptatum8737 8 месяцев назад +1

    Tyler Perry holds the title for most appearances on the roast! 😂

  • @ariels3372
    @ariels3372 9 месяцев назад +4

    love this show were are these guys from?

  • @ENZiRTV
    @ENZiRTV 8 месяцев назад +2

    Dane Cook was one of the first stand up performances I ever watched on TV and I just did not get why he was so big at the time.

    • @kurtking8046
      @kurtking8046 8 месяцев назад

      Because loud funny noises I guess.

  • @Paranormal718
    @Paranormal718 9 месяцев назад +2

    Although Rodman may have made the DT Roast Hall of Fame, I truly belive Neil Breen films can surpass his appearances easily. Discovered Breen off the strength of DT and I only hope the fellas will delve into more of his "films."

  • @MALIK67465
    @MALIK67465 9 месяцев назад

    Those backflips and what Billy said got me crying 😂

  • @devilmikey00
    @devilmikey00 9 месяцев назад +4

    Was this supposed to be a sequel/spin off of Double Team (The Van Damme/Rodman movie)? The cyber monks were also in that as well and it's super fricken weird to have two movies with the same insanely odd specific concept. Maybe Van Damme refused to return so they changed the movie to make it a Rodman solo movie and the cyber monks survived the rewrite? Maybe Rodman just really thinks cyber monks are the fricken coolest and forced them in? Both movies have the same producer so is this a giant spider in superman kind of thing? I need to know lol

  • @4yourent007
    @4yourent007 9 месяцев назад +4

    I saw this movie in Mexico, i always liked it and thought it was funny. Thanks for this Review Cory😂

  • @GenericGooner
    @GenericGooner 8 месяцев назад +1

    Miguel A. Núñez Jr. is already a double toasted bad movie roast hall of famer…
    Juwanna Mann, street fighter, and also leprechaun 4 are credits for him and have all featured.

  • @sneakyskunk1
    @sneakyskunk1 9 месяцев назад +2

    I can think of exactly three movies featuring blond haired black men named Simon. This is one of them.

  • @ChaosBadger04
    @ChaosBadger04 9 месяцев назад +2

    That FUCKING thumbnail😂😂

  • @muchlovegambine949
    @muchlovegambine949 9 месяцев назад

    Lol I saw Dennis Rodman face and heard billy laughter before I even clicked on the video 😂😂😂😂

  • @ThePonderer
    @ThePonderer 9 месяцев назад +3

    Oooh been waiting years for this one

  • @jakehernandez4693
    @jakehernandez4693 9 месяцев назад +4

    Dane cook and Dennis Rodman yes!

  • @chrisstafford365
    @chrisstafford365 8 месяцев назад +1

    Who would be the 4th horsemen of Movie Roasts?
    I'd say Rodman, Seagal, Tyler perry and Stephen King

  • @some1else24
    @some1else24 9 месяцев назад +3

    27:06 lol. Every week lol 😂

  • @Climinator-op6kh
    @Climinator-op6kh 9 месяцев назад

    With the 'Don't you turn your back on me!' bad guy and the guy eyeliner bad guy, this is the closest we've had to Riddler & Joker teaming up in recent Batman movies. If only this was a Batman movie though.

  • @BlaqRainFresh
    @BlaqRainFresh 9 месяцев назад +4

    This is my shit. This movie is so bad I love it.

  • @theconsciousobserver6829
    @theconsciousobserver6829 9 месяцев назад

    "Take a pizza and call me in the morning" hahahahaha 😂😂😂

  • @Tapeleg247
    @Tapeleg247 9 месяцев назад +2

    Dane Cook was definitely not established yet. He was only really big from 2005-2007.

  • @najwaflowers8038
    @najwaflowers8038 9 месяцев назад +1

    This came right on time ❤

  • @Anthonycheesman33
    @Anthonycheesman33 9 месяцев назад +1

    I’m pretty sure Dane Cooke wasn’t really popular until 2004-2007 unless I’m misremembering lol.he didn’t even have his first comedy special until well after this movie came out.

  • @matthewpizzuti5368
    @matthewpizzuti5368 9 месяцев назад +5

    This movie is so bad i wouldn't even use the disc as a coaster for my drink😵‍💫

  • @nadirmuhammad9357
    @nadirmuhammad9357 9 месяцев назад

    Been waiting for this!

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 9 месяцев назад +5

    Who wanted this 😂

  • @Oonagh72
    @Oonagh72 9 месяцев назад +1

    42:53 My new answer for everything.

  • @khurstonsanders1088
    @khurstonsanders1088 9 месяцев назад

    The actress who played Simon's love interest in the movie is currently married with children, who may be either teenagers or adults and watched something on tv or on their phone or on their laptop that caught their eye on and talk to their mom about it.

  • @paperlionkid1787
    @paperlionkid1787 8 месяцев назад

    These roasts and toasts always make me want to watch these movies.

  • @yakuza01
    @yakuza01 9 месяцев назад +1

    Whenever I get feel tired and sick of Ryan Reynolds' humor, I look at Dane Cook's previous work and go "alright, alright Ryan, I guess you are not that bad"

  • @brandonspain12345
    @brandonspain12345 9 месяцев назад +3

    2:19 Tyler Perry?

  • @bigpictureguys8415
    @bigpictureguys8415 9 месяцев назад

    22:38 you’re describing Dane Cook’s early early comedy. His material pre “harmful if swallowed” was garbage.
    Harmful if swallowed & retaliation were great specials.

  • @andrewgrove1691
    @andrewgrove1691 9 месяцев назад +6

    Ive watched this movie

  • @Sampin19
    @Sampin19 9 месяцев назад +1

    Korey Coleman said "I don't like to hate on people"... Korey also tried to cancel Marlon Wayne's because he made bad movies

    • @mothslate88
      @mothslate88 9 месяцев назад +2

      First, that was a joke. He didn't seriously want to "cancel" Marlon Wayans. Second, he later said that he wished he didn't do it.

  • @kingduke093
    @kingduke093 9 месяцев назад

    Good one martin. How you automatically have this set up like this?

  • @TrentDan
    @TrentDan 8 месяцев назад

    I remember he made a reference to this film in Demolition man.
    But I didn't know the movie existed 😂

  • @brI88Octo25
    @brI88Octo25 9 месяцев назад

    This movie was on a channel that shows these low budget B action movies. And I turned it on just to see how bad it was. It was the car chase scene. Rodman and Cook are in the car and you can clearly see the camera zooming in and out in what is already a tight medium shot of just the two of them inside the car.

  • @bigpictureguys8415
    @bigpictureguys8415 9 месяцев назад

    4:34 nope. Dane cook wasn’t famous until around 2003/2004. He blew up once the Retaliation cd dropped, not before.

  • @mew10521
    @mew10521 9 месяцев назад +2

    I remember this movie

  • @tylerblack3505
    @tylerblack3505 9 месяцев назад

    What two movie roasts in one week oooo that toasty goodness

  • @MichaelGray-qx9pe
    @MichaelGray-qx9pe 9 месяцев назад +2

    No mandela effect for me. I remember this film. It was alright.

  • @williamsneed8129
    @williamsneed8129 9 месяцев назад

    Anyone else hear a bit of " Jennifer Lewis" when Corey said " enough of this silliness" cuz I sure did

  • @dominiqueodom3099
    @dominiqueodom3099 9 месяцев назад +1

    Why does dane cook look like someone doing Hugh Jackman's Wolverine impressions without any Facial Hair?

  • @brandonwilson7655
    @brandonwilson7655 9 месяцев назад

    Billy laughing never gets old. He roasts better than the Sizzler.

  • @viewmaster617
    @viewmaster617 9 месяцев назад +1

    I always thought this movie was a spin off to double team

  • @LiamDalley-jd1kc
    @LiamDalley-jd1kc 9 месяцев назад +2

    Simon Sez is trying to be Double Team again (even down to have Cybermonks) but without the so bad it’s good quality This is legit awful with Dane Cook and Dennis Rodman being annoying and bland respectful

  • @muriok2474
    @muriok2474 9 месяцев назад +1

    45:41 😂

  • @SoufBySoufeast
    @SoufBySoufeast 9 месяцев назад

    13:43 the LATE Ricky Harris also.🤦🏿‍♂️