MAX PAYNE BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025
- Go to shopify.com/toa... to sign up for a $1-per-month trial period.
MAX PAYNE BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted - Today at Double Toasted we have our Max Payne bad movie roast. In this funny video, we discuss everything from the plot, to the Max Payne shootout scenes, Mark Wahlberg and more! What do you think of Max Payne? Let us know in the comment section below.
Double Toasted On BROADWAY. September 27th. Get your tickets now - www.broadwayco...
SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO HELP US CONTINUE THESE SHOWS AND BRING YOU EVEN MORE CONTENT (ANIMATED) IN THE FUTURE - / doubletoasted
For Any Business Enquiries please e-mail - doubletoasted@viralnationtalent.com
Want the toasty goodness? Then check out the DT MERCH STORE here:
www.teepublic.....
Don't forget to check out the FULL SHOW over at www.doubletoas...
#MaxPayne #Badmoviereview #MarkWahlberg
Under-age Ludacris trying to sneak into an R rated movie:"two tickets for Deadpool and Wolverine please." 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've been playing Max Payne every year since it came out. I love all 2 games. Mark Wahlberg is was such a miss cast. 😢
Facts@@THEMARCKNIGHT89
@@SiriuslyBlack7 That was the best part 😂
@Tapeleg247 I was in tears cracking up for a half an hour!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His get up was so Inspector Gadget. Two tickets for Alien: Romulus please. 😅
This movie tried to make us buy Ludacris as an infernal affairs detective and Mila Kunis as a badass assassin. They’re almost as convincing as Mark Wahlberg being a science teacher in The Happening.
Although I am looking forward to Ludacris in Inspector Gadget: Southern Hospitality. GO LUDA GO! 😂
His performance was pretty infernal
😂😂😂😂😂
This is the greatest segment they ever put together, the bad movie roasts. Having Billy there every week makes this work so well.
Billy not watching the movies and laughing at everything.
Korey’s ability to pick the movie apart with the funniest elements.
And Martin with such brilliant riffing on Korey’s clips.
Brilliant.
I look forward to watching these fellas roast movies every week, makes my day!
XD
Mark Wahlberg has been running to the Mount Rushmore of Bad Movie Reviews all summer
WHAT?! NOOO
Now they gotta do a roast for Age of Extinction. Another bad Mark Wahlberg movie.
@@earthsongeb😂😂😂The Last Knight I couldn't even finish it's sooo bad tho
@@Bigedub101 The Last Knight was probably one of the worst movies I've seen in theaters. That was the film that killed the Bayverse transformers. Lol Glad they course corrected with Bumblebee.
@@earthsongebThey already did years ago 😂
The Max Payne games were on point. This film shows how to fail an open book test.
Wouldn’t be surprised if Uncharted gets the bad movie roast next (another Wahlberg film).
Uncharted was more mediocre than bad though, there’s not much to roast aside from the casting.
Usually movies take out the supernatural aspects, they don't add them in.
The dialogue in Max Payne 1&2 video games for Max was clean
The writers made Max's monologue straight up poetry
Way cleaner than 3?
@@TabathaTMartin Sam Lake was the writer for Max Payne 1 and 2. the face of first Max Payne. Straight up poetry indeed.
@@LTJfan Absolutely, 3 Was GTA dialogue of Dan Houser.
@@penyuwan i mean i like 3's lines of how just how cynical Max had gotten over time
lol Ludacris looks like he has to go to work at the business store lol
This movie never had a chance. The screenwriter and director couldn’t have cared less about respecting the source material. Many of the roles were horribly miscast. No one involved in the production of Max Payne seemed to connect with the material on any level. This is the kind of flick I would totally understand a studio shuttering instead of releasing.
Or even Nior as a Genre. Bill Burr doesn't give a fuck about Star Wars, but he enjoys tough guy crime series.
When you don't respect the source material, the movie is bound to FAIL! 👎🏾
@@danavixen6274I hate the movie
This is one of those movies where I just have to look at the screen and go "That's not how drugs work". Everyone seems to be having identical hallucinations.
They most definitely do another Bad Video Games Movie Adaptation I’ll highly recommend
1. House of the Dead
2. Agent 47
3. Tomb Raider with Angelique Jolie
4. Borderlands
5. Wing Commander
6. Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City
7. Tekken 2009
8. Silent Hill: Revelation
9. Alone in the Dark
10. In the Name of the King
Inspector Gadget!! 😂😂 Damn!😂
Max Payne 1 & 2 were not Rockstar, but Remedy Entertainment. They sold the rights to Take 2/ Rockstar after MP2. The first thing R* did with the rights was this movie.🤣
Right.
Then why was Rockstar logo on the games?
@blackmcbain3145 rockstar helped publish max payne 1 and 2 on consoles while remedy was developer. Max payne 3 was developed internally by rockstar
@@Lerkero when Max Payne 3 gotten released in 2012 to me it was refreshingly relief after the horrible Max Payne 2008 film
Now it's Remedy Connected Universe or something. Control, Alan Wake, Max Payne.
Ludacris pulled out badge out here looking like Hershel Walker
😂😂😂😂😂
Mark Wahlberg is going to bring the Max, but Double Toasted is going to bring the Payne lol
Haha....that's classic...
XD
35:05-36:05 gawddamn I lmao. This was one of the funniest roasts in awhile. Idk. Korey, Martin and Billy😂😂😂they had me cracking up on this one.
35:16 Two Seconds Later: AHHHHHHHHHHHH 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂
I love on the twitch stream where they replaced Max's demon meth scream with Billy's laugh
Inspector gadget 😂😂😂😂😂
He do look like Inspector Gadget
That was the best part of the video
Yo I'm sleep🤣🤣🤣🤣
Go go gadget freestyle
Matthew Broderick did black face!?
Looks like a little boy trying to sneak into a rated R movie 😂
That reload animation for Max Payne 2 in slow motion was cinematic
Straight outta the matrix
🤌🏼🤌🏼
I noticed the dog reacted when they said "some Scooby Doo shit". Scooby is a super celeb still in the doggy world
Here we go!!! Shoutout to Billy for the Beat It shaking man reference 😅😅😅😅
1:15 Max Payne!
2:43 Another Mark Wahlberg Rosat!
4:26 Too much Pain!
5:09 Cold-hearted Payne!
7:01 Will Smith Style!
8:01 I am outta here!
9:11 WTF Shadow Demons!😈
10:00😮😮😮
11:37 Not Now Chump Women!
12:43 Hubba Hubba!
13:34 Right Billy!😅
14:30 Well!😏
15:22 Almost got'em him!
16:44 Guilty Look around!
18:25 Inspector Gadget!
20:00 😂😂😂
22:23 Clue!
23:42 Daredevil Wannabe!
24:45 Wrong Answer Chris!
25:23 Robin is Killed!
27:04 How did you get in here?
29:28 Very nice Korey!😆
30:11 Shut up Meg!
34:10 What a Rush!
35:15 😲😲😲
36:29 Let's Play Max!
37:24 Caught you Slipping moment!
39:27 BB is so Bad!
40:50 killing the Baby pure Evil!
42:10 Silly Shot!
43:05 Surprise Jackwagons!
44:37 Ridiculous Martix Show-mo!
46:17 Gotcha you're ass!
48:15 Max Payne Marking Up!
49:31 Max Going Rambo!
50:00 Max Payne is High!
51:11 No Looking Shooter!
52:04 You C'mon Martin!
53:15 🤣🤣🤣
55:48 Not Cool Show-mo Killshot!
57:27 You Not ready Max!
58:50 No one Cares!
49:33 💀💀💀💀 😂😂😂😂When that Valkyrie Kicks your soul into a higher gear
Between The Happening and Max Payne, 2008 was not Mark Wahlberg's best year. 😂
At least he bounced back 2 years later with The Other Guys and The Fighter, and him & Mila Kunis made a better movie together with Ted.
@lenindominguez1986I mean Wahlberg wasn’t on Family Guy but okay 😆
What?! No!
Mark Wahlberg looks more high in this than he did in pain and gain and Ted🤣🤣🤣
In the game isn't he always high from the painkillers?
@@alekesamyes! 😂 he ate them pain killers like skittles.
@@TheLivingRoom_ 😄 And sounded like he crushed a bunch of tic tacs while doing so. Lol!
@@alekesam Yeah he's an opiate addict and alcoholic, it's really only touched on in the third game though
I was a huge Max Payne fan and was extremely let down by this movie and was kinda upset at a friend back in high school for liking this movie. In his defense, he didn’t play the games.
Zak Snyder was meant to Direct Max Payne. The 24 hour Director's cut ofMax Payne😂😂😂
The movie 'Payback' with Mel Gibson has more Max Payne elements than this garbage movie.
Exactly!! I always thought that too and was disappointed when Mel Gibson wasn’t Max Payne.
Like how there's a certain part of
A movie they can't get pass have them dying.😂
I rewound 35:05-37:00 over and over. 🤷♀️. Shit had me holding my stomach
The Bad Movie Roast lifetime achievement award goes to MARKY MARK
Actually John Witherspoon is still the champ since he got 6. Wahlberg needs 3 more to match him 😆
I remember, when I walked into the theater, I was so excited for this movie because I am such a fan of the games. I walked out so fucking confused
Same, these are award winning games.....and this is what we get?
It turned out being the bastard child of Sin City and Constantine 😂
18:25 I'll get you next time Gadget, ne... wha..?
Who is that?
What are you doing!?
The Inspector Gadget theme 😂😂😂
Leisure Suit Larry is Charlie's pervy uncle from Sunny in Philadelphia.
Still better than Borderlands
That's not saying much
its not. Borderlands at least tried to look like the games.
"Doubt"
I've been a huge Max Payne fan since my brother played both games on my PS2. I didn't play them, but I bought the two installments even though I was too scared to play them, starting with Max Payne 1. I was happy that Ludacris was in the film, but even his role in the movie wasn't enough to save this film. I couldn't connect with the film adaptation of Max Payne and I even felt like I could do a better version of this movie, even though my version would've been an original story that's not connected to the Max Payne franchise.
18:24 Ludacris looking like Inspector Gadget 😂
Please read this comment! I remember playing the Max Payne game as a kid and loving it and I liked it so much that i went online to see if it had been made into a movie and I saw the trailer for this and i remember being so confused like “ uhhh there weren’t shadowy supernatural monsters in the game 🤔”
😂😂😂😂 the thumbnail had me rolling
Damn, i forgot how goofy this movie looks at times 😂
@@TabathaTMartin😂😂😂😂I immediately clicked and was looking for another video
@lenindominguez1986 😂😂 Riiiight
He looking like someone told him he can’t have any Wahlburgers 😂
@@TabathaTMartin 😂😂😂 had brought the underrated dvd once from Blockbuster back in the day after finishing watching it I said to myself “reminded me never buy a confused silly goofy movie never again”
This is the third Wahlberg movie roasted. There wasn't a 4th. Martin may be thinking of recent (regular) reviews for Me Time, The Family Plan or Arthur the King.
My pick is The Big Hit as perfect bad movie roast
Transformers Last Knight is another contender for a bad movie roast. Then it will be a fourth for Mark Wahlberg.
He probably thought it one of the 2 Transformers movies he was in.
@@BIGCEE94 I cannot wait The Big Hit was my favorite childhood action film back in the day
James McCaffrey(the voice of Max Payne in the games) is in this movie as a random Detective introduced by Ludacris though to be honest he should've played Ludacris' role instead. He'd have fit that character far better than Ludacris did plus it'd have been a nice Easter egg for the fans
Also weirdly enough this is the one Mark Wahlberg movie where I wonder whether or not Donnie Wahlberg would've done it better since he also played a cop in Blue Bloods
Donnie was already playing a burnt out cop in Saw 2. He could of played Max Payne in his sleep.
@@vistea1 💯
Ya'll should make ur own "Medal of Dishonor" award.
In the first Max Payne the bad guys that make the drug V reference the drug as "fallen angels" taking over the city.
What I’ve learn from most video games movie based on shooting, is that if you can just replicate fighting scenes similar to the game, the movie would be fine.
The best thing Rockstar Games did in 2008 was releasing GTA IV worldwide.
It's funny because if you play the games, it's clear it takes inspiration from Hong Kong cinema. And yet the movie has no trace of that. Like, the blueprint was literally in the game and the movie didn't take it.
Damn I just watched Boogie Nights last night. Maybe if I watch Lord of the Rings, they'll review Rob Reiner's North.
😂 solid comment.
Terrible movie and a disgrace to the videogame 💯
💯 Facts
I saw this shit in theaters and I was so pissed at myself lol
Same. Almost fooled myself into believing I liked the movie.
I just watched this movie the other day and I was wondering if you guys had a video about it. Mannnnnn... ya'lls ears must have been burning lol
The movie that led me to discovering Spill. Can't wait to watch this later
What's even more shocking is that the next movie the director did was A Good Day To Die Hard aka the WORST Die Hard movie ever 😂😂 Deserves a Bad Movie Roast as well!
Oh yeah I remembered I saw the tagline for that "From the Director of Max Payne" and I immediately facepalm 😂😂
Good idea
Oh man I would love to see them tear into that trash heap of a film, the only good thing about Die Hard 5 is that it killed the franchise permanently.
I would love see them review Live Free Die Hard.
I've never played Max Payne and I still feel bad for fans because of how badly this was adapted
The scene where Natasha goes "Are you kicking me out of your bed?" is SO iconic to my life. I used to mock it all the time 😂
I remember being excited to see that Nelly Furtado was in this. Loose era❤
Dude standing on the roof like he's the Daredevil, Lol 🙂
Lmao, that opening. I hope the guy he's showing the badge to replied with, "I don't trust like that"
That Mark Wahlberg roar around the 48 minute mark got me all like "What exactly were his hands doing during this? Pleasuring himself?"
I still listen to the Spill version that had Korey and Co-Host demolishing this movie for the B.S. that it was. Quite hilarious.
Oh my god....I actually forgot about this movie, because it was so boring and bad.
Much as I like Mark Wahlberg, he alone cannot save this movie.
Not even Mila or Ludacris can't save this movie.
The best thing my friends ever did for me was convincing me NOT to see this in theaters. If I have to give it some credit, that office building shootout scene though, that was spectacular!
This is why Ben Affleck Batman is so angry on BvS because Max Payne killed Robin
The thing with Chris O'Donnell, which made me laugh, was when he got shot by the SWAT officer, there was some purple gas coming out of Chris.
Does Chris O'Donnell have purple Kool Aid for blood?? Or maybe that's just Purple Haze?? 🤔😏🤣
We gotta get Darkman on the Bad Movie Roast poll, mayne…lol
Btw, Snoop dogg is a 4 time champ: Soul Plane, Hood of horror, bones, and Baby Boy
5 actually, cause he was the voice of the rat in Malibu’s Most Wanted
@gcolbyp I forgot about that, yea so far I think snoop has been on the bad movie roast the most out of anyone
@@Caine187Actually John Witherspoon is with 6 (Soul Plane, Little Man, Little Nicky, Ratboy, Vampire in Brooklyn, and Meteor Man)
I was late to the Max Payne game franchise, and after playing it Mark Wahlberg was miscast for this role, the same as he was for Sully from Uncharted.
I thought Mark was miscasted just as much as Ludacris 😂😂😂
Way miscast and Luda playing a detective especially after all his movies so different it's crazy
Mila Kunis was worse casting than both of them. The movie tried to make us buy her as an assassin, yet she cannot play tough, she’s not convincing. She still looks and sounds like that little girl from That’s 70s Show.
Please do bad movie roast Crank and Crank High Voltage. I honestly LOVE these movies, they’re about as Grand Theft Auto as it gets 😅
They're legitimately great action movies imo, entertaining as all hell and pretty damn funny lol
"It's Payne! Get 'im!"
These three have given me so many laughs!
Like I ate a ghost pepper, Lol 🙂
The original game was DARK as fuck.
I HATE when a video game movie is clear not made by a gamer or someone who's played the game.
This is 1 of their funniest reviews yet, Lol 🙂
2008 was a hell of a year for the bridges brothers being secret villains.
Wait, the guy on the drugs i know him from Dexter 😂😂😂
1 for Deadpool and Wolverine 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Billy is always on the bad movie roasts not “sometimes”
This movie had me confused as hell nothing like the game
49:43 😂😂😂😂 “His On That Shit Joe”
Just a correction - *Remedy made the game Max Payne & Max Payne 2 & Sam Lake (the Remedy CEO) wrote the story & Rockstar bought the rights & made 3 & the movie. Sam Lake was a bit disappointed with not being consulted for the movie but … he’s too much of a Finnish nice guy to say it directly.
Never thought I'd live to see the Bad Movie Review Cinematic Univerese. With Mark Walberg as their Thanos lol.
Oh my god that trench coat is ridiculous 😂
LOVE FROM JAMAICA!! This my favorite podcast!! rn!
Thomas Jane would have been perfect to play max Payne
Mark Whalburg roaring like a lion, Lol 🙂
Alot of times I actually want to watch crappy movies just for the fun of it, but as someone who has been a fan of the videogames since I was 6 years old, this is one I simply cannot do. Twice was enough for me 😂
John Moore’s films have always been more style than substance: this, Die Hard 5, Behind Enemy Lines and the remake of The Omen were all terrible plot-wise but for the most part looked and sounded great.
Only decent thing he’s done IMO was the 2004 remake of Flight of the Phoenix
don't forget he was in the transformers movies too. maybe not on the bad roast yet but definitely worthy of the morbius treatment to get fast-tracked
Age of Extinction had to stop the movie to justify a grown man dating a girl younger than him.
And The Last Knight had to constantly switch the aspect ratio.
Those two are definitely Bad Movie Roast material.
@@michaelstrong5383Honestly I really hope Revenge of the Fallen gets the roast treatment out of the Bayformers movies. For as bad as Age of Extinction and Last Knight were, I still think Revenge of the Fallen is worse just for how offensive and obnoxious it was.
He looks like tony cox standing on someone in a trench coat
Best actor go to 7:01
WTF? 9:11
Not now busy! 😂 11:37
Lmao Billy 💯 13:34
Thinking about it 🤔 14:30
Soo guilty 16:44
Ludacris outfit 😭💀 18:25
Aww poor chris 😭 25:23
She really does lol 29:28
Medicine is kicking in 🥴 34:10
Medicine is way too strong 👀💀 35:15
He's ready to play 😈 36:29
Super effective! 37:24
Ridiculous 🤣 43:05
Way too slow 🤦 44:37
Max want blood! 👀💀 50:00
Lol 🤣 😭 53:15
Max Payne was a dull dry blooded movie that has no direction and was just all over the place
But ludacris is quite possibly one of the worst casting choices I've ever seen lmao.
Y'all got to listen to Spill review of this from 2008. Korey and Cohost are FUNNY AF. "Can we just go ahead and say this movie sucks now please?"
this roast .... definitely a double toasted hall of famer.
😂That thumbnail🤣
@lenindominguez1986 😂😂😂😂😂 Same
@lenindominguez1986 lol my bad I was just kidding
@lenindominguez1986 Oooh
When Mark Wahlberg took the drugs he had the same roar as Jaws The Revenge 💀🤣
The dude in the middle in the beginning bathroom scene is Jay Hunter. He was in the same acting class I was in. Cool dude
I think this could be brought back as an HBO show, tv ma level, really lean into stylish slo mo gun fights, Film Noir and go to town. Weird as it sounds I think Jack Quaid could work as Max.
he should but I know I don’t know the guy but he’ll be perfect to be Max Payne
2025 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂49:43 “His…. ON THAT SHIT JOE!”
Double toasted has action figures too?🤣
Max Payne 3 was one of my favorite games.
my favorite guilty pleasure videogame
44:19 Mark Wahlberg's Super Slooooow-Mooooootion Action Sequence!
How do you are you able to make a movie based off a video game that’s crazier and less realistic than the actual video game? 😆