Tyrese shouldn’t be in Hollywood 😂 He’s one of the most gullible, and has the biggest child like attitude, no one can even understand why when he’s already a spoiled millionaire. Clearly has signs of bipolar, he’s kind of a real life meme🤣
“Have sex! Have sex! I pooped my pants again. Pooped my pants again.” Milo: 🕺🏻 That dumbass Milo dance lives rent free in my brain alongside the epic Bully Maguire dance. It was one of the scenes ever and contributed to the morbillion dollars the film made.
The legendary poop sex song scene. Never have I heard people laugh so hard at a scene like this. Makes us question our sense of humor....and humanity. We're laugh at a man dance to a song about having sex and poop himself shortly afterwards....I'm like....Wtf?!
The movie would've been so much better if it was just a monster/horror movie with Morbuis as the villain. Like it was advertised in the trailer, Morbuis can't control his blood and ends up killing innocent people. He's hunted by the police and tries to find a cure but it doesn't work. It only helps him control his blood lust, Morbuis fakes his death and goes on the run.
Yeah it sucks that Sony wants to make the villains be antiheroes or their own hero to turn evil later on because of Spider-Man 🙄🙄 Which is so dumb. Even if they meet Spidey it wouldn’t feel worth it
The movie so bad that they released it twice and both bombed at the box office. Poor Matt Smith he tried his best in this movie but this was a disaster that he himself cannot save
47:26 I figured he isn't just dancing because he's evil 😅. He's dancing because being sick and crippled most of his life he is suddenly feeling himself now that he's all sexy and has these powers 😅.
0:53 It's Morbing Time! 2:22 James Brown Sticky legs! 3:06 Get down on it Korey! 4:19 I'll Remember this! Chump! 5:04 Tyrese No! 7:34 What you looking at! Boy! 9:00 Dragula Foreshadowing 10:15 Wait a minute you didn't tell about this! 11:02 You SOB Morbius! 12:19 Tuxedo!😂 13:13 Good Grief! Toastes! 14:47 Stomping mudhole and walking it dry! 15:40 Good thing I have Stick to beat the crap out of you! 16:40 Nod your head Morbius 20:30 Undead midnight cowboy! 21:03 Muppet Legs! 23:20 Bats tube! 24:35 Stupid Theory! 26:42 Yes I am high! 27:25 Shaking! 29:37 Yeah you are going to die! 30:20 Morbius Attack! 31:19 you're Next! 33:48 Gotcha! 34:47 Vampire Billy Brooks Laughs! 37:50 Bat Gymnastics! 39:25 Crappie Effects! 40:13 Korey makes Billy mad at him!😆 42:30 I don't give a hoot!! 43:32 Surprise!! 44:52 Childish Brat! 46:10 He dead! 47:27 Evil Dance! 49:20 Going down! 50:49 Help!! 52:01 🦇🦇🦇 54:10 Tyrese is lost! 55:11 Holy Water You Idoit! 56:49 Michael Keaton Sony Why you putting in this Bad Cameo movie! 59:30 Wasting our time Sony just Stop! 1:00:15 Sinister Six Forgot About it!
Doctor Who's little dance is so iconic but also in-character. His character has spent his whole life with crippled legs so of course he has no idea how to dance normally.
At least with the Venom movies, I can understand why Sony made them because he's the most popular Spider-Man character. But Morbius? I'm willing to bet that before the "morbin" memes, the majority of people haven't even heard of this character outside of the 90's cartoon.
@@Omar-wq9dz Oh, I knew they were desperate the second they announced they were making an El Muerto movie. A Spider-Man villain so obscure, he showed up in only two issues back in 2006.
This movie after the semester should've gotten views on streaming.I still haven't seen it myself bcuz I was disappointed after the reviews bcuz I thought it would be decent after Venom was a success
I understand sony making stuff they don't really want to coz they contractually have to just to retain the rights to spider-man, but IF you know you HAVE to do it, at least TRY. I'd be embarrassed af doing press for sony like, "this what y'all got me promoting?" 😢
Watching Double Toasted’s bad movie roast is like sitting with your two favorite uncles and cousin laughing about bad movies….might as well be at a cookout 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Between Morbius cutting their Spider-Man Easter eggs from the trailer out of the final movie and Madame Web showing the Spider-Women in suits in one scene and at the very end, I guess it’s tradition at this point for Sony to just lie to the audience.
Is it a lie if they showed the spider women in the suits and that's what you got though? It's more like predatory prediction of consoomers consooming. People don't want "bad writing" but then go hate watch it and give it money, they then make hours of content on the "bad writing" so why would a soulless corporation NOT replicate it? If anything, this proves why movies like Morbius or Madame Web are inherently successful, y'all will indignantly justify these habits. "But we're mocking it" it doesn't matter because the content got made, it got attention, and now Morbius might even get a sequel with even less effort and higher profit margins, there might be 3 individual spider woman films and none are Jessica Drew's... sigh So sad.
@@nailinthefashion It’s only a lie because of how it’s used. They plastered those suits all over the posters, the advertising, everywhere and the trailers made it seem like it would be at the final battle. But instead it was used for one scene in a vision and at the very end as sequelbait.
The only way Sony could sink lower is if the origins for their Spiderman in there universe is an adaptation for that terrible comic “trouble” where aunt may is Peter’s mom.
@@comixproviderftw_02 but again, they didn't promise a final battle or them in the suits for prolonged amounts of time. That's the consoomer assumption. It isn't fraud if you buy a ticket, you aren't buying a promise. It's a ticket to whatever the experience MIGHT be. The theater has always been a gamble and that's part of the appeal.
@@bearerofbadnews1375 For real. But in reverse. Instead of Richard and May having an affair, it’s Ben and Mary. It’s weird that there’s no May and Richard is out of town in that movie.
Well at least the last few seasons of GOT she was gettin a million dollars per episode.Terminator Genesis plot twist was so bad but I remember people were hating on her too sayin she wasn't a good actor.Somethin else she was in that flopped I can't remember.Matt Smith will start getting a million dollars an episode too after this season of HOTD
@user-ul8rh2su3n oh Matt Smith took the role to have fun and he did 😅sometimes bad scripts for actor is a chance to be entertaining. He gave us a fun performance.
Y'all did a great job with this roast. Favorite moment was from 50:11 - 51:00 when y'all talked about how Morbius had to cheat and call the bats. Just y'all laughing & Billy screaming MOMMAAA got me good. Definitely a way more entertaining film than Madame Web.
But the Venom Scene in the actual MCU did do something neat: It left a piece of the Symbiote in the real timeline. I thought that little detail made the whole exchange worth it.
All memes and jokes aside, the biggest crime this movie commits is making us wait for that Michael Keaton cameo, playing one of the MCU's low-key best villains, and doing absolutely not a damn thing with him. To make it even worse, THE FLASH wasn’t even out yet for a whole other year, and BATGIRL had yet to be dumped in the WB trash can. Just a massive series of Ls.
Even the explanation on how or why he got there was so half-assed. *_"mUsT hAvE sOmEtHiNg To Do WiTh SpIdEr-MaN i ThInK"_* Also, didn't Homecoming explain that his Vulture suit was made out of leftover Chitauri parts from the first Avengers film? How did he rebuild it in Morbius' universe??
I've been looking forward to the bad movie roast of Mobius for a long time I hope we get a bad movie roast on the fantastic four reboot movie that needs to be trash
Funniest experience was going to this movie blind, being gobsmacked by how awful it was, looking up reviews while walking out, and being utterly confused at how positive it was seemingly being received
To be fair, you can excuse the terrible science simply with "its a spider kid running around fighting animal themed criminals". If i was a scientist in this world, i would try ANYTHING at that point.
12:20 as soon as Korey said that I thought about that suit and tie JT song. “as long as I got my suit and tie, imma leave it all on the bats tonight” 🤣🤣🤣
VENOM had the writer from 50 SHADES OF GREY (who is also directing VENOM 3) MORBIUS had the writers from GODS OF EGYPT (Who are also behind MADAME WEB) And KRAVEN THE HUNTER has the writers from TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT AVI ARAD ruined everything again And he isn't even involved in MADAME WEB But he is behind BORDERLANDS though
The end credit irritated me because Vulture is a family man in the MCU. He would be concerned about how he got there & to get back to his family. Sony really needs to let go of Spider-Man and give it to Marvel because their connections make no sense. The way Morbius & Vulture is talking looks like if someone edited 2 different movie scenes to seem like they are in the same place but it is real 🤣🤣
The stuff with the Vulture feels off since it was supposed to play a minor role in the film but they removed it and condensed it for a post credits scene which feels awkward with everything editing down. Also Bionic arm Tyrese was cut from the movie so now he just stands around. 💀
Tbh i wasn’t mad about how morbius got his powers. Fusing his dna with bat dna for a cure definitely sound like something that would be in comic book. Plus it’s already character in Batman called man bat
I remember getting flamed by people before this movie came out when I would say that nobody wants or needs a Morbius movie. Now I’m getting flamed for saying that the Kraven movie is also gonna be horrible lol.
Bats don’t suck the blood or tear up human flesh. Only other animals’ flesh. It’s just a myth that they do that because of vampire mythology and because of their fear towards bats. But Bats don’t attack human beings. Just fly by and scare us. Just a fun fact that this movie doesn’t even get right.
The thing I love about the after credit scene is it makes less sense the more you think about it. There is zero way Keaton has the suit in this universe. The vulture suit was made from left over chitauri tech and Michael Keaton's character didn't even build it, he just piloted it. One of the guys in his crew built all his tech. Michael Keaton was just a blue collar business owner turned thief/arms dealer, he wasn't some super genius or scientist.
The problem with the sinister six is that they are a group of villians that wants to kill Spider-Man. That's the whole point of them is to kill Spider-Man. It's not like the suicide squad or thunderbolts where the govt forced them to act like good guys
Why did the bats attack Matt Smith when he has the same powers as Morbius? Couldn’t he just tell them to stop too? I watched this while half asleep on a plane so i don’t really remember if there was a reason haha
Vampire bats drink DROPLETS of blood for a meal, and bounce before the prey even feels anything. They’re not only far from deadly, they’re utterly harmless. They numb the would, all that. Anesthetic AND antiseptic spit so the dot of a wound heals in basically a day like it’s less than a piercing in size, less than a pin prick 😂
Being no big fan of Julien, I always looked forward to the roasts as they alone kept the original Korey, Martin, and Billy energy. I really hope him laughing in the background doesn’t become a regular thing.
0:06 it's Keyser Söze. 6 seconds into the review for a movie I never saw and I already know it's a meant to be a spiritual successor to Usual Suspects. Betcha the reviews miss that whole point. Geez Louise
40:11 42:30 there is a whole lot more in this roast that should be in the double toasted hall of fame but these two....without question get me every time.
Yes! 0:53 Lol 3:06 Lmao that face 👀 4:19 Oh no so embarrassing 😭 5:04 Looking just like a vampire 🦇 9:00 Runaway! 11:02 😭💀 16:40 Midnight cowboy? 😭 20:30 That's so wrong 21:03 Drugs are kicking in 🥴 27:25 Billy lol 😆 34:47 Dialogue is awful 40:13 He needs to come out the closet 🌈 45:02 That dancing 💀 47:27 Poor Keaton 🤦♂️ 56:49 Please stop Sony 💀 59:30 Sony can have a successful universe, they have to be smart about it and read the material But Madame Web pretty much prove Sony does not have no idea what they're doing it's embarrassing. 🤦♂️
Madame Web so bad it got folks rewatching Morbius to see if they were too harsh on it 😅
Morbius and the Amazing Spiderman 1+2 are Fine Art now in comparison. They're ambitious masterpieces
a tour de farts@@nailinthefashion
I know,right??!😂
“Perhaps I treated you too harshly.”
@@danieltobin4498 Like The Mad Titan,we could be wrong!🤣🤣🤣
Tyrese thinking that Martin Scorsese Tweet was real is one of the best pranks ever!
that's nothing! compare to what Sony believing that the audiences love this movie and decided to re-release it again, that's the god tier prank!
Tyrese shouldn’t be in Hollywood 😂 He’s one of the most gullible, and has the biggest child like attitude, no one can even understand why when he’s already a spoiled millionaire. Clearly has signs of bipolar, he’s kind of a real life meme🤣
@@ashesfrombonesagreed. Gullibility day
Let him have his fun meme🤣
When Tyrese is casted in what already looks like a trash movie, you know it’s going to be bad🤣
Julian cackling in the background had be dying lol
Julien’s laugh is on the list of laughs like Korey, Martin, and Billy! I love Julien’s laugh!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Have sex! Have sex! I pooped my pants again. Pooped my pants again.”
Milo: 🕺🏻
That dumbass Milo dance lives rent free in my brain alongside the epic Bully Maguire dance. It was one of the scenes ever and contributed to the morbillion dollars the film made.
The legendary poop sex song scene. Never have I heard people laugh so hard at a scene like this. Makes us question our sense of humor....and humanity. We're laugh at a man dance to a song about having sex and poop himself shortly afterwards....I'm like....Wtf?!
Ewww
@lenindominguez1986 in the movie Morbius the main villain dances to the poop sex song, check it out on RUclips the dance scene
@lenindominguez1986 RUclips Morbius dance scene
@lenindominguez1986 just type morbius dance scene song
Matt Smith knew exactly what kind of movie he was in and ATE IT UP 😂
When Micahel Keaton and Jared Leto shared the same spotlight together in _Morbius,_ it is like The Batman and The Joker stuck in the Marvel Universe.
"The bat men"
But with a sprinkle of pure shit.
Morbius still breaking records out here and became the quickest movie to get the Bad Movie Roast treatment
i hope Madame web can beat it, i need a bad movie roast of that movie🤣🤣
I was wondering what's the quickest a movie release gets a bad movie roast
And Madame Web said “Hold my beer.” 🍺😂😂
Billy's laughter, Martin's cackle and Korey's giggle are the only things that brought me joy while revisiting this movie
Tyrese, Tyrese, Tyrese.... I see why his momma was kicking him out over Melvin.🤣😂
When Korey ripped off his iconic lingerie to reveal his Morbin time tattoos, that's when I knew he was a real OG.
U should see my Madame Web tat bro, it's evergreen. Will never get old.
The movie would've been so much better if it was just a monster/horror movie with Morbuis as the villain. Like it was advertised in the trailer, Morbuis can't control his blood and ends up killing innocent people. He's hunted by the police and tries to find a cure but it doesn't work. It only helps him control his blood lust, Morbuis fakes his death and goes on the run.
Yeah it sucks that Sony wants to make the villains be antiheroes or their own hero to turn evil later on because of Spider-Man 🙄🙄 Which is so dumb. Even if they meet Spidey it wouldn’t feel worth it
The movie so bad that they released it twice and both bombed at the box office. Poor Matt Smith he tried his best in this movie but this was a disaster that he himself cannot save
Me: I liked Doctor Who because of him so I would like more.
Also me: not what I wanted do you have something more House of the Dragony?
Sony might put it back n theatres again along with Venom Let There Be Carnage
Matt Smith saved this movie from being completely boring. He was the only one who had any fun
Also, he's the Doctor from Doctor Who after all.
@@poweroffriendship2.0 He was, but he will never beat Kilgrave (played by David Tennant).
@@kittycatmeowmeow963
Malekith (Eccleston the 9th) has em both beat!
He’s the only one who HAD SEX!!
That tittty dance was the best thing in the movie.
Julien sounds like a drunk uncle at a family reunion threw out this whole review… and I love it lol
😂😂😂
"E-V-I-L what that spell? EVIL!"
💀💀💀💀 that got me 😂
That shit killed me 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
"Every bat's crazy about a sharp dressed man" -Corey, Double Toasted 😂
The ZZ Top reference is funny. 😂
Martin, Corey and Billy. The holy Trinity of laughter. I'm ready 🫡
47:26 I figured he isn't just dancing because he's evil 😅. He's dancing because being sick and crippled most of his life he is suddenly feeling himself now that he's all sexy and has these powers 😅.
Thank you! No way In watching the whole hours of a review of film that’s 1hr 45mins minutes and I didn’t care for it.
Thats the first time in his life hes been able to dance. 🕺🏻
0:53 It's Morbing Time!
2:22 James Brown Sticky legs!
3:06 Get down on it Korey!
4:19 I'll Remember this! Chump!
5:04 Tyrese No!
7:34 What you looking at! Boy!
9:00 Dragula Foreshadowing
10:15 Wait a minute you didn't tell about this!
11:02 You SOB Morbius!
12:19 Tuxedo!😂
13:13 Good Grief! Toastes!
14:47 Stomping mudhole and walking it dry!
15:40 Good thing I have Stick to beat the crap out of you!
16:40 Nod your head Morbius
20:30 Undead midnight cowboy!
21:03 Muppet Legs!
23:20 Bats tube!
24:35 Stupid Theory!
26:42 Yes I am high!
27:25 Shaking!
29:37 Yeah you are going to die!
30:20 Morbius Attack!
31:19 you're Next!
33:48 Gotcha!
34:47 Vampire Billy Brooks Laughs!
37:50 Bat Gymnastics!
39:25 Crappie Effects!
40:13 Korey makes Billy mad at him!😆
42:30 I don't give a hoot!!
43:32 Surprise!!
44:52 Childish Brat!
46:10 He dead!
47:27 Evil Dance!
49:20 Going down!
50:49 Help!!
52:01 🦇🦇🦇
54:10 Tyrese is lost!
55:11 Holy Water You Idoit!
56:49 Michael Keaton Sony Why you putting in this Bad Cameo movie!
59:30 Wasting our time Sony just Stop!
1:00:15 Sinister Six Forgot About it!
Doctor Who's little dance is so iconic but also in-character. His character has spent his whole life with crippled legs so of course he has no idea how to dance normally.
The one thing this film has that Madame Web doesnt is Matt Smith. He was having the time of his life in the role. 😂
At least with the Venom movies, I can understand why Sony made them because he's the most popular Spider-Man character.
But Morbius?
I'm willing to bet that before the "morbin" memes, the majority of people haven't even heard of this character outside of the 90's cartoon.
Which is funny because after this film the marvel midnight suns game Morbius and venom became dlc characters.
Sony is desperate, so they’ll make movies out of any supporting characters they can find
@@Omar-wq9dz Oh, I knew they were desperate the second they announced they were making an El Muerto movie. A Spider-Man villain so obscure, he showed up in only two issues back in 2006.
This movie after the semester should've gotten views on streaming.I still haven't seen it myself bcuz I was disappointed after the reviews bcuz I thought it would be decent after Venom was a success
I understand sony making stuff they don't really want to coz they contractually have to just to retain the rights to spider-man, but IF you know you HAVE to do it, at least TRY. I'd be embarrassed af doing press for sony like, "this what y'all got me promoting?" 😢
Watching Double Toasted’s bad movie roast is like sitting with your two favorite uncles and cousin laughing about bad movies….might as well be at a cookout 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Between Morbius cutting their Spider-Man Easter eggs from the trailer out of the final movie and Madame Web showing the Spider-Women in suits in one scene and at the very end, I guess it’s tradition at this point for Sony to just lie to the audience.
Is it a lie if they showed the spider women in the suits and that's what you got though? It's more like predatory prediction of consoomers consooming. People don't want "bad writing" but then go hate watch it and give it money, they then make hours of content on the "bad writing" so why would a soulless corporation NOT replicate it?
If anything, this proves why movies like Morbius or Madame Web are inherently successful, y'all will indignantly justify these habits. "But we're mocking it" it doesn't matter because the content got made, it got attention, and now Morbius might even get a sequel with even less effort and higher profit margins, there might be 3 individual spider woman films and none are Jessica Drew's... sigh
So sad.
@@nailinthefashion It’s only a lie because of how it’s used. They plastered those suits all over the posters, the advertising, everywhere and the trailers made it seem like it would be at the final battle. But instead it was used for one scene in a vision and at the very end as sequelbait.
The only way Sony could sink lower is if the origins for their Spiderman in there universe is an adaptation for that terrible comic “trouble” where aunt may is Peter’s mom.
@@comixproviderftw_02 but again, they didn't promise a final battle or them in the suits for prolonged amounts of time. That's the consoomer assumption. It isn't fraud if you buy a ticket, you aren't buying a promise. It's a ticket to whatever the experience MIGHT be. The theater has always been a gamble and that's part of the appeal.
@@bearerofbadnews1375 For real. But in reverse. Instead of Richard and May having an affair, it’s Ben and Mary. It’s weird that there’s no May and Richard is out of town in that movie.
He’s getting flashbacks from Requiem for a dream😂😂😂
Whoa! Exactly! 💯
My condolences go out to Matt Smith. Him and Emilia Clarke have to be the most wasted actors trying to go from TV to mainstream film
Emilia Clarke was tragically wasted in secret invasion. Now that I think of it, so was literally every other great actor on the show.
Poor millionaires, it's their fault. They took the checks for bad scripts.
Yea, agreed. Also, his face scares the hell out of me.
Well at least the last few seasons of GOT she was gettin a million dollars per episode.Terminator Genesis plot twist was so bad but I remember people were hating on her too sayin she wasn't a good actor.Somethin else she was in that flopped I can't remember.Matt Smith will start getting a million dollars an episode too after this season of HOTD
@user-ul8rh2su3n oh Matt Smith took the role to have fun and he did 😅sometimes bad scripts for actor is a chance to be entertaining. He gave us a fun performance.
Y'all did a great job with this roast.
Favorite moment was from 50:11 - 51:00 when y'all talked about how Morbius had to cheat and call the bats.
Just y'all laughing & Billy screaming MOMMAAA got me good.
Definitely a way more entertaining film than Madame Web.
3:04 Pixie’s like: “What happened to Korey?! Someone please help me outta this!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
But the Venom Scene in the actual MCU did do something neat: It left a piece of the Symbiote in the real timeline. I thought that little detail made the whole exchange worth it.
Tyrese doesn't need Internet access
All memes and jokes aside, the biggest crime this movie commits is making us wait for that Michael Keaton cameo, playing one of the MCU's low-key best villains, and doing absolutely not a damn thing with him. To make it even worse, THE FLASH wasn’t even out yet for a whole other year, and BATGIRL had yet to be dumped in the WB trash can. Just a massive series of Ls.
Even the explanation on how or why he got there was so half-assed.
*_"mUsT hAvE sOmEtHiNg To Do WiTh SpIdEr-MaN i ThInK"_*
Also, didn't Homecoming explain that his Vulture suit was made out of leftover Chitauri parts from the first Avengers film? How did he rebuild it in Morbius' universe??
Keaton should’ve never taken the role - he’s DC. Their recasting each others actors to confuse the mass audience - it’s fucked
I thought Mr Sinister n x-Men Apocalypse being teased was the worse welp I was wrong
What gets me with that Scorsese praises Morbius thing is the April 1st release date on the poster. Its beautiful coincidence!
47:25 Matt Smith's hilariously Dance Scene from Morbius!
It's Morbin' Time!
IT MORBING TIME!
We need Morbing Zord power now!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All i needed to hear😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
It’s morning time
As of posting this comment
*Morbin` time... Morning time sounds like fa€€ot shiπ
I've been looking forward to the bad movie roast of Mobius for a long time I hope we get a bad movie roast on the fantastic four reboot movie that needs to be trash
Ya forgot to mention Sony rereleasing it theaters and how hilarious that was! 😂
That whole bully segment was guts 😭👍👍🤣
The bats in the cage... had no place to rest and who was cleaning their guano up 😂
now I understand when Tyrese character in fast x made that Morbius joke in that scene lol I feel so much better
He what???🤣🤣
Funniest experience was going to this movie blind, being gobsmacked by how awful it was, looking up reviews while walking out, and being utterly confused at how positive it was seemingly being received
Laughing at sick kids is bad..... but I can't stop doing it 🤣😂🤣😂
To be fair, you can excuse the terrible science simply with "its a spider kid running around fighting animal themed criminals". If i was a scientist in this world, i would try ANYTHING at that point.
12:20 as soon as Korey said that I thought about that suit and tie JT song. “as long as I got my suit and tie, imma leave it all on the bats tonight” 🤣🤣🤣
I can't believe the team didn't talk about Milo dancing after he took the cure!!!😆😆😆😅😅
They probably did on the Twitch version.
Yeah they did on twitch
Morbius sucked the life out of superhero movies, and Madame Web defiled its corpse.
Defiled it in a Saltburn kind of way apparently. 🤣
Man, what a way to celebrate Madame Web’s release 😂
Let's put Morbius back n theatres
I cried laughing at these parts @26:56 & @27:20 🤦🏽♀️😭😂
VENOM had the writer from 50 SHADES OF GREY (who is also directing VENOM 3)
MORBIUS had the writers from GODS OF EGYPT (Who are also behind MADAME WEB)
And KRAVEN THE HUNTER has the writers from TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT
AVI ARAD ruined everything again
And he isn't even involved in MADAME WEB
But he is behind BORDERLANDS though
the studio new this movie was a joke that they released it on April fools day😂
26:44 “Now I remember why I did Requiem for a Dream”
Perfect way to enjoy my Sunday morning with a bad morbin movie review. 😉👌
"DON"T KILL ME MAN" lmao. Leaves me in tears
Madam Web came in and took the beer away from this film! 😂😂😂
I don't understand how Milo doesn't have the same ability to control bates he literally has the suff in his veins
Because the writers needed a way to end the movie
After The Marvels and now Madame Web, Morbius looks like Infinity War level comic book film.
@51:00: Morbius thought this was 'Streets of Rage' and pushed 'A'
Morbius belongs in Walmart DVD 3 packs with Ghost Rider and Blade Trinity.
Oh come on, the first 2 Blade movies aren't that bad.
😂
Ghostrider was atleast fun
With Madame Web.
@kittycatmeowmeow963 He said Blade Trinity which was the last one completely sucked
Awwhh the little dog on the pillow was like “man wth hell goin on nah” lolll to cute ❤️
The end credit irritated me because Vulture is a family man in the MCU. He would be concerned about how he got there & to get back to his family. Sony really needs to let go of Spider-Man and give it to Marvel because their connections make no sense. The way Morbius & Vulture is talking looks like if someone edited 2 different movie scenes to seem like they are in the same place but it is real 🤣🤣
Korey addressing the its Morbin time memes is gold 😂
The stuff with the Vulture feels off since it was supposed to play a minor role in the film but they removed it and condensed it for a post credits scene which feels awkward with everything editing down. Also Bionic arm Tyrese was cut from the movie so now he just stands around. 💀
Tbh i wasn’t mad about how morbius got his powers. Fusing his dna with bat dna for a cure definitely sound like something that would be in comic book. Plus it’s already character in Batman called man bat
I remember getting flamed by people before this movie came out when I would say that nobody wants or needs a Morbius movie. Now I’m getting flamed for saying that the Kraven movie is also gonna be horrible lol.
Visionaries are not appreciated in their time.
I'm hoping it's the fun kind of horrible
They do realize the “M” at the end of Morbius was actually for Madame Web, right?
Double Toasted did it, they finally morbed.
With Madame Web begin a hit,
Korey Coleman had to re-review the movie twice.
I can't wait until the inevitable "Madame Web" Bad Movie review! 😂
Can't wait for some Webbing time
Hell that might come in a few months😂
Bats don’t suck the blood or tear up human flesh. Only other animals’ flesh. It’s just a myth that they do that because of vampire mythology and because of their fear towards bats. But Bats don’t attack human beings. Just fly by and scare us. Just a fun fact that this movie doesn’t even get right.
I mean vampire movies been doin this FOREVER so can't blame just Morbius
Bats showed up like Montgomery brawl
The cgi lookd like a video game
@lenindominguez1986 no. Exclusively go to sleep
@lenindominguez1986no
The thing I love about the after credit scene is it makes less sense the more you think about it. There is zero way Keaton has the suit in this universe. The vulture suit was made from left over chitauri tech and Michael Keaton's character didn't even build it, he just piloted it. One of the guys in his crew built all his tech. Michael Keaton was just a blue collar business owner turned thief/arms dealer, he wasn't some super genius or scientist.
Lol thank you guys been a rough couple weeks in the er surgery tomorrow. Thanks for the laughs
Hope all goes well
I’m surprised they are still going through with this attempted Spider-Verse with no Spider-Man.
Man thank you for this proper categorization 🤣🤣🤣🤣
ITS MORBIN TIME
1. Morbius
2. Madame Web
Coming up is what we're waiting for; KRAVEN!
So Madame Webb is so bad that it’s got people treating Morbius the same way Thanos did to Nebula in the beginning of Endgame.
Thanos: I've treated you too harshly.
The problem with the sinister six is that they are a group of villians that wants to kill Spider-Man. That's the whole point of them is to kill Spider-Man. It's not like the suicide squad or thunderbolts where the govt forced them to act like good guys
i'd say poor pixie but she's probably been through worse on this show.
“Let’s do it, guys! IT’S MORBING TIME!”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😊😊
Why did the bats attack Matt Smith when he has the same powers as Morbius? Couldn’t he just tell them to stop too? I watched this while half asleep on a plane so i don’t really remember if there was a reason haha
Actually think matt Smith and Leto acting in the mobies was good but the script really isn't helping anyone
Vampire bats drink DROPLETS of blood for a meal, and bounce before the prey even feels anything. They’re not only far from deadly, they’re utterly harmless. They numb the would, all that. Anesthetic AND antiseptic spit so the dot of a wound heals in basically a day like it’s less than a piercing in size, less than a pin prick 😂
1:01:51 best way to end the roast 😂😂😂😂
At least Morbius is easily one of the movies of all time. Madame Web barely managed to do that.
"Morbius is the dark knight compared to Madame Web" (Korey 2024).
Yea that dialogue when Morbius was talking to the bats was awful 😂😂
Being no big fan of Julien, I always looked forward to the roasts as they alone kept the original Korey, Martin, and Billy energy. I really hope him laughing in the background doesn’t become a regular thing.
0:06 it's Keyser Söze. 6 seconds into the review for a movie I never saw and I already know it's a meant to be a spiritual successor to Usual Suspects. Betcha the reviews miss that whole point. Geez Louise
@40:20, they did that scene already 18 years ago in Batman Begins. Even the music sounded similar
Korey Imitating his yell 😂😂
40:11
42:30
there is a whole lot more in this roast that should be in the double toasted hall of fame but these two....without question get me every time.
Vulture: Not sure how I got here. Has to do with Spider-Man, I think.
Morbius: Has to do with Spider-Man ?...That's great......what is that ?
this movie is not even 2 years old and it’s made the bad movie roast yo lmao i’m in tear looking at this thumbnail lmaoooo
The one thing the movie did get right is the look of Morbius. He looks just like the character from the comics besides the outfit.
That's it then, if ya'll are doing Morbius this soon, I'm waiting for the Madame Webb Bad Movie Roast.
They already did one, homie
@@robertwoods3871that was a review, not a movie roast.
Yes! 0:53
Lol 3:06
Lmao that face 👀 4:19
Oh no so embarrassing 😭 5:04
Looking just like a vampire 🦇 9:00
Runaway! 11:02
😭💀 16:40
Midnight cowboy? 😭 20:30
That's so wrong 21:03
Drugs are kicking in 🥴 27:25
Billy lol 😆 34:47
Dialogue is awful 40:13
He needs to come out the closet 🌈 45:02
That dancing 💀 47:27
Poor Keaton 🤦♂️ 56:49
Please stop Sony 💀 59:30
Sony can have a successful universe, they have to be smart about it and read the material
But Madame Web pretty much prove Sony does not have no idea what they're doing it's embarrassing. 🤦♂️
It’s morbin time!
50:02 these guys had me rolling laughing 🤣😂🤣😂
When ever u hear Billy’s genuine laugh😂 comes out an angel gets their wings
"A vampire good guy? I'd pay good money to see that!"