@@reudaniel4776 No. When you give a high ten, you give two high fives. You don't call a high ten a high two right? You count the number of fingers per hand and multiple it with the times the slap.
No, this is the one which breaks the cycle. They finally realise the flaw in the joke, freeing them from this infinite comedic hell, in which their lives are jokes for other’s enjoyment. They experience death and pain only for it to be repeated over and over again. Those two, have freed them all.
@@kelekona5459 now the others must break free aswell. What if the trains kid doesn't actually like trains but it was a trauma caused by a train that made him like trains
As much as I love this series, I genuinely hope this is the last joke in the asdf series, as it would allow the series to come full circle, finally ending it. I feel like it’s the perfect ending, and the canon one in my eyes.
Personal headcanon: That ball that was that guy's son in the "that's my boy" bit grew up to be the ball that gets kids to chase him into the street where they get hit by cars.
![[#2024MAMA] G-DRAGON - 무제(Untitled, 2014)+POWER+HOME SWEET HOME+뱅뱅뱅+FANTASTIC BABY | Mnet 241123 방송](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ox29z5Nf1Uk/mqdefault.jpg)
that was great where's asdfmovie14
that was great where's asdfmovie15
that was great where's asdfmovie16
That was great where's asdfmovie18
that was great where's asdfmovie18
Ikr,, ugh.. 😠😡😤😤😡😡
*B A B Y G U N*
the secret we didn’t get told
O
I love your music
Why are you here
Wasn’t expecting to see you here
asdfmovie 13: has no piano
me: why you do this
Relatable
Lol it's the legend itself
Pianos! SLAM!
Didn't expect to see you here this early!
Oh Hello!!
I just watched the 2000000 subs special!
0:38 is my favorite
"Hey, Mr Goose, whatcha doing with that noose?"
[neck snap + goose honk] [gasp]
The goose committed suicide.
@@kaseyleitchnextgen3281 I KNOW. Jesus.
That made my jaw drop
thought he said moose and the moose killed him
Hey, Mr. Goose what you're doing with that noose Dear God.
I feel 15 again
Welcome back
Same...
We all had the same childhood I swear
I feel 6 again no cap
I feel 8 again
It's BEAUTIFUL
Retro-Spect it’s it’s .......a thing
Didn't expect to see this channel here
Third
Its *Perfect*
It's GLORIOUS!
"come out with your hands up"
"I'm gay!"
God this is hilarious, but the fact that it's phil made me laugh even more
It's perfect
As a lesbian i can laugh at this hehehehe
These asdfmovies haven't changed at all
As a helicopter I can hover over this!
I loved that joke
1:08
ITS HIM, ITS THE DO THE FLOP GUY
MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER!
Everybody do the flop
@@nadeenlucock*falls*
The muffin song just passed 200M views btw. TomSka's cultural impact is unmatched
D'Angelo pretends to have a smart sense of humor but this post proves hes just like the rest of us...
:o fan of both of you guys. Lol
Probably came from Tiktok.
truly and hello king
Were in the endgame now
2020 is saved
Faith in humanity restored
Precisely.
Indeed
Not if the murder hornets have anything to say about it
yes
“Ill come back later”
Remember no one can legally kill you if you just say no
Kevorkian learned the hard way that sometimes, legally speaking, yes doesn't even mean yes.
*C O N S E N T*
@@sidharthvivek5095 indeed😤
I was hereeeee
"I'll stab you!" "Thanks, but no thanks" checks out
"That's my boy."
"No, my boy!"
still gets me to this day.
I had no idea that this is where "farther help" came from it made me laugh louder than I probably should've.
@@aaronprice1497 father*
FATHER HELP
@@warriorofdramaclan8107 What's for dinner?
*pulls out gun*
"Aww, what kind of dog is he?"
"He's French."
*_W o e u f f._*
wef
Ouaf.
i didnt get that one can someone explain ?
@Mario Warren how to delete other ppl's comments
@@flolower5656 the dog has a french accent, hence the "woeuff"
This video has too many legs. 👊
True.
Yes
Early
@JohngamerYT bruh
You know I wasn't aware that videos had legs. I guess you could say they have too little legs.
That was great. See y’all in a year...
lol
k
@@mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969 because it takes at least a year to animate a less than 3 minute video, lol.
Wdym the world ends with 2020.
There's no "next year", man!
Why do I see you everywhere?
Honestly, the "what's a nose" joke would've been perfect for the final asdfmovie now that I think of it
suddenly, PAsdfmovieRT 14!
...I don't think there will ever be a final asdfmovie..
@@RayBall87uhh about that
Well not really
@@Runitsfourwithawatergun it was the first joke in the series! What else would be a better final joke in the series????
DJ FLOP is my jam.
@@anythinganeverythingclips she already has 1.86M subs-
DJ FLOP MAN is my jam would've rhymed , my day is ruined
Do the flop😏😏😯😯🤐😊😪🤩😪😮
DO THE FLOP GUY IS NOW DJ FLOP AND THE JOKE IS BACK!
And the everybody do the flop joke is dead and REPLACED WITH DJ FLOP.
Same
I wasn’t prepared for the daddy baby
lol
hey look it's the funny tumbler guy
nobody was
Hello there, Pat
They came swinging with a whole new bat,and none of us were prepared.
ASDFMovie is basically Out of Context Memes, but the Context Never Existed.
Best nutshell explanation of the asdf movie I've ever seen.
@@SNOWKK1 True.
burh
ASDFMovie is basiclly out of memes, but The never existed.
YESSSSSSSSSSS I THOUGHT IT WAS CANCELLED!
I don't know about you guys but I still genuinely laugh at these. I honestly don't think they'll ever get old to me
Same. I may not laugh historically like as a kid but I miss it. I’m sorry I need a moment I need a moment 😢
May they never grow old!
Videos grow old. But, it never gets old.
The “got your nose”, THE FIRST JOKE FROM THE FIRST ASDFMOVIE COMING BACK, makes me happy
ruclips.net/video/9nHZVyMxVyA/видео.html
YES I foamed at that part
no
Same.
if it’s the first of the first and it’s the last of this one does this mean asdf 13 is the last
2020 and that guy is still doing THE FLOP.
Rush Gracia? I wouldn't expect you here.
@@averyvi who is that
It is the way
HI
Po
ASDF movie in the early 2010’s:
Haha yes
ASDF movie in 2020:
Uncontrollable sobbing
You ok?
Uhhhhhh why tho?
this decade has been something, started with dubstep and hipsters in flannel, ended with a pandemic. but at least asdf movie with march on.
YOUVE GOT TOO MANY LAGS
⠀
I've always wondered what the context of the "Father help!" audio was.
Way better than I expected
"high-five"
THEY HAVE FOUR FINGERS. EVERYTHING IS A LIE.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Would that mean in their universe it would be called a HIGH-FOUR
Well, 500 can still be done. 4*125 = 500.
Then wouldn't the high five hundred joke become high-125
@@reudaniel4776 No. When you give a high ten, you give two high fives. You don't call a high ten a high two right? You count the number of fingers per hand and multiple it with the times the slap.
"Are you ready to die?"
"No"
"Then I'll come back later"
*Professionals have standards*
Don't read my name.
Soz for begging
Be polite
@@ZeroHDD be efficient
Have a plan to kill everyone you meet
When the world needed him the most, he returns with the NOSTALGA
Yes Nostalga, the best thing discovered
The Return of The King
"thats my boy!"
*kid kicks it to the moon*
"NO MY BOY!"
"FATHER HELP."
0:56
“What’s a nose?”
“I don’t, know...”
*terminate the simulation, they’re progressing too fast.*
I think they now that they don't got any nose now
TERMINATE THE SIMULATION NOW!!!!
Did they just reference their first bit and put a meta spin on it?
@@Anyo92 Yes, yes they did.
we're hittibg Lightspeed first show someone punching the concept light speed and then show them going at lightspeed and then their skin being gone
I was NOT expecting this to be in my sub box
U r verified that is why I am commenting... who are u?
Yeah I’m with Davi Muller here. Who are you?
I see you everywhere now, jesus
Agreed
This dude is a botted comment help report him
Man: "Hey, Mr. Goose what'cha doin' with that noose?"
Mr. Goose: "Self chiropracty."
Self deleteus
Yeetus Deletus
ruclips.net/video/9nHZVyMxVyA/видео.html
“Come out with you hands up” “I’m gay!” Being voiced by Phil is great 🥰
0:22
"Hey mr goose watcha you doing with that noose?"
- jerald 2020
Hi
ok
Timestamp?
@@gamekid-ik5xp 0:38
@@gamekid-ik5xp 0:38
Somewhere in an alternate universe this series is called the “QWERTY Movies”
Wait til you watch *azertymovies*
dont forget about *zxcvmovies*
ruclips.net/video/w7Qgn85kqbs/видео.html
Or yuiop movies
uiopmovie
“Got your nose!”
“What’s... a nose?”
*EXESTENCIAL* *CRISIS* *ALERT*
*EMERGENCY MEETING*
*Vsauce's theme starts playing*
I dont NoSe
It ends where it began, with a “got your nose”
@@PorkyPik *seinfield* *theme* *starts* *playing*
0:56
"That's my boy!"
"No my boy!"
"Father, help!!!"
“Are you ready to die?”
“No”
“Then I’ll come back later!”
Behold, *survival in a nutshell.*
ruclips.net/video/9nHZVyMxVyA/видео.html
@@markmavis8340 thats a video of SpongeBob humping Mr krabs
Some people don't know this, but a person cannot legally kill you without your consent, so you can just say no.
Canadians in a nutshell
Ok
“What kind of dog is he?”
“He’s not a dog”
“Meow”
Wait, there's no dooooog there
@@WiseMasterNinja AHHHHHHH >:(
@@kingcube4013 AHHHHHHH >:0
@Jaylyn Durbin OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >:0
How someone mistook a cow for a dog is beyond me.
“Aw, what kind of dog is he?”
“Russian.”
“гав.”
',:)
Нет блин МЯУ
Гав.
@@nozitub_skeleton о,я нашла русскоговорящих)
NOICE
0:22 “Come out with your hands up!”
“I’m gay! :D”
*dies of laughter*
Lady: “What kind of dog is he?”
Man: “French”
Dog: “Weoof”
More like wœuf.
As someone who speaks French: wouf ;)
Wouaf, but it's in english
Roblox dogs: We oof
Vouphe
"Got ur nose"
*IT HAS GONE FULL CIRCLE*
ruclips.net/video/9nHZVyMxVyA/видео.html
:: ruclips.net/video/9nHZVyMxVyA/видео.html
@@linkdave7552 WTF LMAO
What’s a nose
at first i was like "wait, they put the 1st one in here!? then i saw it was just a twist on it lol
"Are you ready to _Die?"_
"No"
"Then il come back later"
William afton I always come back...
0:33
"Where do babies come from?"
"Baby gun!"
Me: Someone give this person a gold medal.
"Come out with your hands up!"
"I'm gay."
The fact that it was Phil made it 10 times better.
ruclips.net/video/9nHZVyMxVyA/видео.html
That's something i would do
@@fuckmyass5114 sir, this is a Wendy’s
@@wilyentity2126 No. This is Patrick.
@@wilyentity2126 I thought this was Sparta
"Got your nose!"
"What's a nose?"
"I.. don't know...."
*The cycle begins anew*
No, this is the one which breaks the cycle. They finally realise the flaw in the joke, freeing them from this infinite comedic hell, in which their lives are jokes for other’s enjoyment. They experience death and pain only for it to be repeated over and over again. Those two, have freed them all.
Mr Popo
@@kelekona5459 now the others must break free aswell. What if the trains kid doesn't actually like trains but it was a trauma caused by a train that made him like trains
Look Out he got a nose
As much as I love this series, I genuinely hope this is the last joke in the asdf series, as it would allow the series to come full circle, finally ending it. I feel like it’s the perfect ending, and the canon one in my eyes.
And when the world needed him most, he returned...
Favorite comment 😂
Just like Gwain Saga 008
For the 12th time
He's the one who will save us all
No one needed him
"High five!" "H U N D R E D." makes me laugh everytime😂
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why was this just recommended to me today it’s been out for 5 days
YES
idk but same
Jeez. I’m watching it for the second time
Ikr
I got recommended what is the best asdfmovie joke video and discovered this today
"Got your nose"
I just got teleported back to Freshman year of high school.
yeah i was expecting the cop to come blastin in
What's a nose
The cop can now rest easy, knowing that noses were never exposed to the public.
@@Wolvenworks same!
Don't read my name
I laughed a little too hard at that dark goose joke XD
Thank god, I’m not the only one!
Same
bro same im crying lmao
Why am I seeing you everywhere all of a sudden? you're like the new Justin Y
Same
1:33 this was darker than I originally thought
"are you ready to die?"
"No!"
*Understandable, have a great day*
Such a polite man
William Afton in a Nutshell:^
|
"Are you ready to die?"
"No."
"Then I'll come back later!"
Polite man.
I love your profile picture, I love ebf!
Arguably scarier than if he just attacked him anyways.
“Professionals have standards.”
Canadian murderer.
Reject 404, embrace 405.
"Aww, what kind of dog is he?"
"He's Norwegian."
"Björk"
(its bjørk in Norwegian, but don't worry)
Lol
Börk
*Bjørk*
No he’s this: ruclips.net/video/9nHZVyMxVyA/видео.html
“The Goose Noose” song is probably the most funniest darkest song I have ever heard.
Loved this! I remember when the original asdfmovies were some of the first videos I ever watched on RUclips :)
Same bro
You must have the sense of humour of a child
hallo
2 years later, I have come to say that I agree.
Asdfmovie 6 is my first
I still remember how everyone in middle school were talking about them.
"come out with your hands up"
"im gay!"
im crying
or are you
Lol
@@nobody1yearand130 **illuminati theme plays**
lol
And then Im crying
The “you’re not gonna grow up” sound like Homelander
True lol
50 years later " Quit throwing out my garbage !!! "
l
If your wondering, at 1:29.
I can do...whatever...I WANT!!!
I just now realize this one has a lot of jokes about babies and cute things, kind of like how Asdfmovie7 had a lot of -suic- seppuku jokes.
"Thats my boy."
"No, my boy!"
"FATHER HELP!"
Father: "Oh well he never *Stood* a chance."
XD
Maybe the best sketch yet
That and the one after are my favourites
Ok
"Are you ready to die?"
"No."
"Then I'll come back later."
Well boys we did it, murder is no more.
ruclips.net/video/9nHZVyMxVyA/видео.html
@@markmavis8340 Why, oh why, did I click the link?
@@moldysourlemons bruh you made me click the link,i blame you muffin head
My friends: Why must you comment?
Me: It is my duty sir!
فيروزيات
The 'daddy' voice and face absolutely killed me.
Da… Da… *_Daddy._*
*oh*
I thought I had a daddy kink but not anymore
Da...Da... Daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)~
i dont understand because I'm an orphan
0:10 Angel Dust's first word:
My Hazbin Hotel obsession has taken over my soul
YOU'VE GOT TOO MANY LEGS, SPIDER!
AYYYE FEELOW HAZBIN FAN SPOTTED
*Oh.*
Seeing this after seeing his breakdown of comedy made me so much more critical of this one, I actually recognized the "vore" clip.
bruh
I did alswell and a lot of them i was like is that muder suicide just from watching that video
The whole video gave me older asdfmovie vibes and that might be because the humour was a lot more random and had less literal outcomes this time
BRUH SAME
Marshmallow
I may not laugh hysterically like I did as a kid with the earlier versions, but it’s still really great to see these.
The goose one is still great tho
I feel like they got more predictable but they are still funny
u know, each asdfmovie gets a less number of views that the previous.
@@ghtroglodyte1996 uh
Fr the new ones aren't really funny but they hit home so I'm always glad to see them
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH!
First reply....... I sound stupid
You're goddamn right
YEA
YEA BOI
This is a slumber party....
1:07 This is genuinely one of my favorite characters, I love seeing DJ Flop so much
ASDF, the only series where no amount of intelligence can predict the outcome.
Sorry, ' don't understand, what amount ?
True
RIGHT? you can't even assume that it will be humorous
Asdf??
You can literally see through the garbage humour of this series
asdfmovie 13: *exists*
Everyone: *asdf movie 14. Right now.*
Hi
pe
true
right
HUGGING
*NOW*
HOLY SHOOT THIS BLEW UP
"What kind of dog is he?"
"He's French"
" _Woeüf_ "
Weif
That got me
Weif
Wiff
*barks in French*
0:34 is probably my favorite moment in any ASDF movie just because it sums up TomSka's entire oeuvre in 3 seconds.
0:44 well...that was COLD
This is a pun isn't it
Kinda
Very
Top 3 rejections
That's nice
You’re everywhere I guess :/
I think there should be an annual event where the whole internet gathers together to watch asdfmovie.
yes
@@MightSeemCrazyOG yes
I think that’s already how it works
I wish-
I preorder 2 tickets for me and my wife :D
"Hey Mr. Goose. What'ya doin' with that noose?"
Best tune ever!
Goose Game be like
I didn't know what a noose was... RIP
onetopbbloveyou.linK
*neuse
Got your noose!
What’s a noose?
1:20 this guy so polite lol
“What kind of Dog is he?”
“He’s French”
“Wœff”
I see you like Mha as well
You copied me.
@@StephenPeoplePerson when did you made it
@@StephenPeoplePerson I never saw your comment even if I did welcome to the Internet where originally is as rare as water during a drought
Wœff
“When I grow up I wanna be a Doctor just like you!”
2020: “Awwww, you’re not gonna grow up”
lol
@mohamed zayan They have cancer
rare footage of an antivax kid being old enough to speak
@@ArunRaj-zz2xy lol
😭
“Got ya nose!”
Nostalgia hit me hard bro😭😭
nosetalgia
He’s got a nose *BANG BANG BANG*
*what's a nose*
I don’t know ((after 😕🔫) he’s playing with water guns, wata u expect)
No lie lol
1:13 GUYS HE DID THE FLOP!!!
Me: "Aight I think I've stayed up for too long, I should go to bed"
TomSka: "Drops asdfmovie 13"
Me: "Sleep who?"
(disappointed Freddy Krueger noises)
whos sleep...
wheres sleep...
whats sleep...
why sleep...
Exactly
It 2:00 am for me
@@josephreeves4044 sleep tiem
Nobody in asdfmovie has a nose because that one guy’s got everybody’s nose.
they dream of a day when the nosenapper is stopped but alas that day may never come
You know too much
He has gone mad with power
Then who took their ears wtf.
Pssst...would like some
Noses?
“I love you”
“I have a ✨boyfriend✨”
*proceeds to break all laws of physics and smash the sound barrier*
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
1:20 nicest murderer ever, even if a murderer could be nice
asdfmovie 13: *gets released*
Everyone: “A blessing from the Lord!”
*yes*
Only 2020 people will understand
@@Verganon ofc *yes*
Praise jesus
*praise* Are Lord TomSka!
"Got your nose!"
*my immediately response:
"LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!"
Bang bang
You gotta help me man! My tie is evil and it's gonna kill meeee...
@@davidhong1934
- please don’t kill me
tie: *diabolic laugh*
@@el_tio_walala *presses button* *button does nothing* Hm.
This just blew my mind! They got no nose
When the world needed him the most he came back.
Why is there so many of these comments
It's sick
well i just made this comment not expecting i copyied somebody else
@@churcan6702 eh its Fine but asdf movie #13 was too short
You act like he was gone for years bro its been a month
This stuff still cracks me up. Good to help me cheer up. I was a kid when the first one came out, now I'm almost 18, oh how time flies.
The "oh no I'm still alive" one is very similar to the perfect one Tomska tried to do
I think it is the perfect one
It is but he replaced the dog with a female dog lol
I think it was meant to be that way
What do you mean “tried” HE SUCCEEDED
I think it’s a continuation of the perfect one.
Tomska: *makes a new asdfmovie*
Literally everyone: *WHO SUMMONS THE ANCIENT ONES*
a
b
c
d
e
asdfmovie: **came back**
Me: *My life has been balanced*
ruclips.net/video/9nHZVyMxVyA/видео.html
@@markmavis8340 why must you fail me so often
@@markmavis8340 yeesh
@@markmavis8340 I- what excuse me
I cried
1:04 THAT'S SOME… SPICY MEATBALLS!
Yes
Well well well.
No
Ja
Why are u not verified
Fairbairn Films yes
The humour and energy has improved since 12, and only two "the joke is suicide" skits? Glad to see Tom is feeling ok!
"Only two"
Great now I'm overthinking this
"Then I'll come back later."
I mean you don’t really know anyone’s mental state just from that ngl
Hi
@@sylviamarie4473 shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh commit to the bit
“Aren’t you finished with asdfmovie?”
TomSka: *Well, yes. But actually, no.*
Why did I here toms voice
@@dudewholikescheese7892 he meant channel i think
he uh, has another channel lmao, basically uploads every day
Only on the inside.
*Late 2000s Sad Violin Meme Plays*
lol
Personal headcanon: That ball that was that guy's son in the "that's my boy" bit grew up to be the ball that gets kids to chase him into the street where they get hit by cars.
Counterpoint: that ball becomes bal man.
“What kind of dog is he?”
“Hes austrailian”
“ɟooM”
*ŁáNd FrOm DøWñ ÜńDęR*
Æëœç
@Carlos Avila WOOD
How do you do that?
¡!H
“What kind of dog is he?”
“He’s Swedish”
“Börk”
under rated
°
no, they say: Voof!
Spanish.
Danish dogs: Vøøf
Stellar as usual!
yo yah
tf2 man is watching funny man
Oh hello
noice
Bruh
Bro the change from the intro of asdf 12 and asdf13 is wild