No, this is the one which breaks the cycle. They finally realise the flaw in the joke, freeing them from this infinite comedic hell, in which their lives are jokes for other’s enjoyment. They experience death and pain only for it to be repeated over and over again. Those two, have freed them all.
@@kelekona5459 now the others must break free aswell. What if the trains kid doesn't actually like trains but it was a trauma caused by a train that made him like trains
As much as I love this series, I genuinely hope this is the last joke in the asdf series, as it would allow the series to come full circle, finally ending it. I feel like it’s the perfect ending, and the canon one in my eyes.
@@reudaniel4776 No. When you give a high ten, you give two high fives. You don't call a high ten a high two right? You count the number of fingers per hand and multiple it with the times the slap.
*B A B Y G U N*
the secret we didn’t get told
O
I love your music
Why are you here
Wasn’t expecting to see you here
that was great where's asdfmovie14
that was great where's asdfmovie15
that was great where's asdfmovie16
That was great where's asdfmovie18
that was great where's asdfmovie18
Ikr,, ugh.. 😠😡😤😤😡😡
asdfmovie 13: has no piano
me: why you do this
Relatable
Lol it's the legend itself
Pianos! SLAM!
Didn't expect to see you here this early!
Oh Hello!!
I just watched the 2000000 subs special!
0:38 is my favorite
"Hey, Mr Goose, whatcha doing with that noose?"
[neck snap + goose honk] [gasp]
The goose committed suicide.
@@kaseyleitchnextgen3281 I KNOW. Jesus.
That made my jaw drop
thought he said moose and the moose killed him
Hey, Mr. Goose what you're doing with that noose Dear God.
"come out with your hands up"
"I'm gay!"
God this is hilarious, but the fact that it's phil made me laugh even more
It's perfect
As a lesbian i can laugh at this hehehehe
These asdfmovies haven't changed at all
As a helicopter I can hover over this!
I loved that joke
I feel 15 again
Welcome back
Same...
We all had the same childhood I swear
I feel 6 again no cap
I feel 8 again
2020 and that guy is still doing THE FLOP.
Rush Gracia? I wouldn't expect you here.
@@averyvi who is that
It is the way
HI
Po
Honestly, the "what's a nose" joke would've been perfect for the final asdfmovie now that I think of it
suddenly, PAsdfmovieRT 14!
...I don't think there will ever be a final asdfmovie..
@@RayBall87uhh about that
Well not really
@@Runitsfourwithawatergun it was the first joke in the series! What else would be a better final joke in the series????
It's BEAUTIFUL
Retro-Spect it’s it’s .......a thing
Didn't expect to see this channel here
Third
Its *Perfect*
It's GLORIOUS!
The muffin song just passed 200M views btw. TomSka's cultural impact is unmatched
D'Angelo pretends to have a smart sense of humor but this post proves hes just like the rest of us...
:o fan of both of you guys. Lol
Probably came from Tiktok.
truly and hello king
Were in the endgame now
DJ FLOP is my jam.
@@anythinganeverythingclips she already has 1.86M subs-
DJ FLOP MAN is my jam would've rhymed , my day is ruined
Do the flop😏😏😯😯🤐😊😪🤩😪😮
DO THE FLOP GUY IS NOW DJ FLOP AND THE JOKE IS BACK!
And the everybody do the flop joke is dead and REPLACED WITH DJ FLOP.
Same
"That's my boy."
"No, my boy!"
still gets me to this day.
I had no idea that this is where "farther help" came from it made me laugh louder than I probably should've.
@@aaronprice1497 father*
FATHER HELP
@@warriorofdramaclan8107 What's for dinner?
*pulls out gun*
"Got your nose!"
"What's a nose?"
"I.. don't know...."
*The cycle begins anew*
No, this is the one which breaks the cycle. They finally realise the flaw in the joke, freeing them from this infinite comedic hell, in which their lives are jokes for other’s enjoyment. They experience death and pain only for it to be repeated over and over again. Those two, have freed them all.
Mr Popo
@@kelekona5459 now the others must break free aswell. What if the trains kid doesn't actually like trains but it was a trauma caused by a train that made him like trains
Look Out he got a nose
As much as I love this series, I genuinely hope this is the last joke in the asdf series, as it would allow the series to come full circle, finally ending it. I feel like it’s the perfect ending, and the canon one in my eyes.
Man: "Hey, Mr. Goose what'cha doin' with that noose?"
Mr. Goose: "Self chiropracty."
Self deleteus
Yeetus Deletus
ruclips.net/video/9nHZVyMxVyA/видео.html
"Come out with your hands up!"
"I'm gay."
The fact that it was Phil made it 10 times better.
ruclips.net/video/9nHZVyMxVyA/видео.html
That's something i would do
@@fuckmyass5114 sir, this is a Wendy’s
@@wilyentity2126 No. This is Patrick.
@@wilyentity2126 I thought this was Sparta
I don't know about you guys but I still genuinely laugh at these. I honestly don't think they'll ever get old to me
Same. I may not laugh historically like as a kid but I miss it. I’m sorry I need a moment I need a moment 😢
May they never grow old!
Videos grow old. But, it never gets old.
“Ill come back later”
Remember no one can legally kill you if you just say no
Kevorkian learned the hard way that sometimes, legally speaking, yes doesn't even mean yes.
*C O N S E N T*
@@sidharthvivek5095 indeed😤
I was hereeeee
"I'll stab you!" "Thanks, but no thanks" checks out
“Got your nose!”
“What’s... a nose?”
*EXESTENCIAL* *CRISIS* *ALERT*
*EMERGENCY MEETING*
*Vsauce's theme starts playing*
I dont NoSe
It ends where it began, with a “got your nose”
@@PorkyPik *seinfield* *theme* *starts* *playing*
“What kind of dog is he?”
“He’s not a dog”
“Meow”
Wait, there's no dooooog there
@@WiseMasterNinja AHHHHHHH >:(
@@kingcube4013 AHHHHHHH >:0
@Jaylyn Durbin OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >:0
How someone mistook a cow for a dog is beyond me.
"thats my boy!"
*kid kicks it to the moon*
"NO MY BOY!"
"FATHER HELP."
0:56
I wasn’t prepared for the daddy baby
lol
hey look it's the funny tumbler guy
nobody was
Hello there, Pat
They came swinging with a whole new bat,and none of us were prepared.
“Are you ready to die?”
“No”
“Then I’ll come back later!”
Behold, *survival in a nutshell.*
ruclips.net/video/9nHZVyMxVyA/видео.html
@@markmavis8340 thats a video of SpongeBob humping Mr krabs
Some people don't know this, but a person cannot legally kill you without your consent, so you can just say no.
Canadians in a nutshell
Ok
"Are you ready to _Die?"_
"No"
"Then il come back later"
William afton I always come back...
I've always wondered what the context of the "Father help!" audio was.
Way better than I expected
"Are you ready to die?"
"No"
"Then I'll come back later"
*Professionals have standards*
Don't read my name.
Soz for begging
Be polite
@@ZeroHDD be efficient
Have a plan to kill everyone you meet
"Aww, what kind of dog is he?"
"He's French."
*_W o e u f f._*
wef
Ouaf.
i didnt get that one can someone explain ?
@Mario Warren how to delete other ppl's comments
@@flolower5656 the dog has a french accent, hence the "woeuff"
The “got your nose”, THE FIRST JOKE FROM THE FIRST ASDFMOVIE COMING BACK, makes me happy
ruclips.net/video/9nHZVyMxVyA/видео.html
YES I foamed at that part
no
Same.
if it’s the first of the first and it’s the last of this one does this mean asdf 13 is the last
0:56
"That's my boy!"
"No my boy!"
"Father, help!!!"
2020 is saved
Faith in humanity restored
Precisely.
Indeed
Not if the murder hornets have anything to say about it
yes
"Are you ready to die?"
"No."
"Then I'll come back later."
Well boys we did it, murder is no more.
ruclips.net/video/9nHZVyMxVyA/видео.html
@@markmavis8340 Why, oh why, did I click the link?
@@moldysourlemons bruh you made me click the link,i blame you muffin head
My friends: Why must you comment?
Me: It is my duty sir!
فيروزيات
2008:
“Got your nose!”
Police: “LOOK OUT HE’S GOT A NOSE.”
12 years later:
“Got your nose!”
What’s a nose?...
I don’t know?
I don’t nose
No one nose
@@TrueInkpoint lol
I don’t nose anywhere
I don’t nose what is a nose
0:22 “Come out with your hands up!”
“I’m gay! :D”
*dies of laughter*
ASDF movie in the early 2010’s:
Haha yes
ASDF movie in 2020:
Uncontrollable sobbing
You ok?
Uhhhhhh why tho?
this decade has been something, started with dubstep and hipsters in flannel, ended with a pandemic. but at least asdf movie with march on.
YOUVE GOT TOO MANY LAGS
⠀
"are you ready to die?"
"No!"
*Understandable, have a great day*
Such a polite man
William Afton in a Nutshell:^
|
0:44 well...that was COLD
This is a pun isn't it
Kinda
Very
Top 3 rejections
That's nice
You’re everywhere I guess :/
“Come out with you hands up” “I’m gay!” Being voiced by Phil is great 🥰
0:22
"Thats my boy."
"No, my boy!"
"FATHER HELP!"
Father: "Oh well he never *Stood* a chance."
XD
Maybe the best sketch yet
That and the one after are my favourites
Ok
"Are you ready to die?"
"No."
"Then I'll come back later!"
Polite man.
I love your profile picture, I love ebf!
Arguably scarier than if he just attacked him anyways.
“Professionals have standards.”
Canadian murderer.
Reject 404, embrace 405.
Lady: “What kind of dog is he?”
Man: “French”
Dog: “Weoof”
More like wœuf.
As someone who speaks French: wouf ;)
Wouaf, but it's in english
Roblox dogs: We oof
Vouphe
0:33
"Where do babies come from?"
"Baby gun!"
Me: Someone give this person a gold medal.
And when the world needed him most, he returned...
Favorite comment 😂
Just like Gwain Saga 008
For the 12th time
He's the one who will save us all
No one needed him
I laughed a little too hard at that dark goose joke XD
Thank god, I’m not the only one!
Same
bro same im crying lmao
Why am I seeing you everywhere all of a sudden? you're like the new Justin Y
Same
“What’s a nose?”
“I don’t, know...”
*terminate the simulation, they’re progressing too fast.*
I think they now that they don't got any nose now
TERMINATE THE SIMULATION NOW!!!!
Did they just reference their first bit and put a meta spin on it?
@@Anyo92 Yes, yes they did.
we're hittibg Lightspeed first show someone punching the concept light speed and then show them going at lightspeed and then their skin being gone
I just now realize this one has a lot of jokes about babies and cute things, kind of like how Asdfmovie7 had a lot of -suic- seppuku jokes.
“Aw, what kind of dog is he?”
“Russian.”
“гав.”
',:)
Нет блин МЯУ
Гав.
@@nozitub_skeleton о,я нашла русскоговорящих)
NOICE
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH!
First reply....... I sound stupid
You're goddamn right
YEA
YEA BOI
This is a slumber party....
"come out with your hands up"
"im gay!"
im crying
or are you
Lol
@@nobody1yearand130 **illuminati theme plays**
lol
And then Im crying
1:07 This is genuinely one of my favorite characters, I love seeing DJ Flop so much
“When I grow up I wanna be a Doctor just like you!”
2020: “Awwww, you’re not gonna grow up”
lol
@mohamed zayan They have cancer
rare footage of an antivax kid being old enough to speak
@@ArunRaj-zz2xy lol
😭
I was NOT expecting this to be in my sub box
U r verified that is why I am commenting... who are u?
Yeah I’m with Davi Muller here. Who are you?
I see you everywhere now, jesus
Agreed
This dude is a botted comment help report him
"Are you ready to die?"
"No"
"Then i'll come back later..."
Be like Serial Killer Man...Consent is key...
i read this comment when that audio played lmao
Brought to you in part by Henry Crabgrass
if only it were that easy
they can't legally kill you without consent
0:34 is probably my favorite moment in any ASDF movie just because it sums up TomSka's entire oeuvre in 3 seconds.
"Are you ready to die?"
"No..."
"Then I'll come back later."
I gotta see if that will work.
Was that... Phil Lester’s voice!?
69 likes. Nice.
Yes I’m sure that’ll end well, your killer is very polite.
@@iknownothing8829 I think so
@Brandon Ibarra-Huerta it works. I'm still alive
Me: "Aight I think I've stayed up for too long, I should go to bed"
TomSka: "Drops asdfmovie 13"
Me: "Sleep who?"
(disappointed Freddy Krueger noises)
whos sleep...
wheres sleep...
whats sleep...
why sleep...
Exactly
It 2:00 am for me
@@josephreeves4044 sleep tiem
The 'daddy' voice and face absolutely killed me.
Da… Da… *_Daddy._*
*oh*
I thought I had a daddy kink but not anymore
Da...Da... Daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)~
i dont understand because I'm an orphan
"High five!" "H U N D R E D." makes me laugh everytime😂
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
When the world needed him the most, he returns with the NOSTALGA
Yes Nostalga, the best thing discovered
The Return of The King
"Aww, what kind of dog is he?"
"He's Norwegian."
"Björk"
(its bjørk in Norwegian, but don't worry)
Lol
Börk
*Bjørk*
No he’s this: ruclips.net/video/9nHZVyMxVyA/видео.html
"Hey mr goose watcha you doing with that noose?"
- jerald 2020
Hi
ok
Timestamp?
@@gamekid-ik5xp 0:38
@@gamekid-ik5xp 0:38
1:20 this guy so polite lol
That was great. See y’all in a year...
lol
k
@@mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969 because it takes at least a year to animate a less than 3 minute video, lol.
Wdym the world ends with 2020.
There's no "next year", man!
Why do I see you everywhere?
"Are you ready to die?"
"No"
"Then I'll come back later!"
If only we can put procrastination to good use.
I genuinely can’t tell but to me it really sounds like AmazingPhil???
yeah
It is lol. He tweeted about it... also he’s in the credits 👍
eh. we’ll find a good use for it later.
"Hey Mr. Goose. What'ya doin' with that noose?"
Best tune ever!
Goose Game be like
I didn't know what a noose was... RIP
onetopbbloveyou.linK
*neuse
Got your noose!
What’s a noose?
0:10 Angel Dust's first word:
My Hazbin Hotel obsession has taken over my soul
YOU'VE GOT TOO MANY LEGS, SPIDER!
AYYYE FEELOW HAZBIN FAN SPOTTED
*Oh.*
"Got your nose!"
*my immediately response:
"LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!"
Bang bang
You gotta help me man! My tie is evil and it's gonna kill meeee...
@@davidhong1934
- please don’t kill me
tie: *diabolic laugh*
@@el_tio_walala *presses button* *button does nothing* Hm.
This just blew my mind! They got no nose
"I love you..."
"I have a boyfriend!"
And thats where the "I don't wanna be fat anymore" ASDF clip came from.
oh we're calling these scenes "ASDFs" now
LORE OMGGFHRJRJRVJTGJTR
ASDFMovie is basically Out of Context Memes, but the Context Never Existed.
Best nutshell explanation of the asdf movie I've ever seen.
@@SNOWKK1 True.
burh
ASDFMovie is basiclly out of memes, but The never existed.
YESSSSSSSSSSS I THOUGHT IT WAS CANCELLED!
1:33 this was darker than I originally thought
"What kind of dog is he?"
"He's French"
" _Woeüf_ "
Weif
That got me
Weif
Wiff
*barks in French*
"high-five"
THEY HAVE FOUR FINGERS. EVERYTHING IS A LIE.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Would that mean in their universe it would be called a HIGH-FOUR
Well, 500 can still be done. 4*125 = 500.
Then wouldn't the high five hundred joke become high-125
@@reudaniel4776 No. When you give a high ten, you give two high fives. You don't call a high ten a high two right? You count the number of fingers per hand and multiple it with the times the slap.
“Aren’t you finished with asdfmovie?”
TomSka: *Well, yes. But actually, no.*
Why did I here toms voice
@@dudewholikescheese7892 he meant channel i think
he uh, has another channel lmao, basically uploads every day
Only on the inside.
*Late 2000s Sad Violin Meme Plays*
lol
1:13 GUYS HE DID THE FLOP!!!
This video has too many legs. 👊
True.
Yes
Early
@JohngamerYT bruh
You know I wasn't aware that videos had legs. I guess you could say they have too little legs.
“I got your nose.”
“What’s a nose?”
“I... don’t know.”
A 4th-wall-break AND a callback?!
For real
_IT'S BEAUTIFUL_
Not really a 4th wall break, more like flawed character design they were to lazy to fix
@@ultrite could you imagine a ASDF character with a nose?
@@ultrite you are the worst kind of person
"Got ur nose"
*IT HAS GONE FULL CIRCLE*
ruclips.net/video/9nHZVyMxVyA/видео.html
:: ruclips.net/video/9nHZVyMxVyA/видео.html
@@linkdave7552 WTF LMAO
What’s a nose
at first i was like "wait, they put the 1st one in here!? then i saw it was just a twist on it lol
This stuff still cracks me up. Good to help me cheer up. I was a kid when the first one came out, now I'm almost 18, oh how time flies.
ASDF, the only series where no amount of intelligence can predict the outcome.
Sorry, ' don't understand, what amount ?
True
RIGHT? you can't even assume that it will be humorous
Asdf??
You can literally see through the garbage humour of this series
“What kind of Dog is he?”
“He’s French”
“Wœff”
I see you like Mha as well
You copied me.
@@StephenPeoplePerson when did you made it
@@StephenPeoplePerson I never saw your comment even if I did welcome to the Internet where originally is as rare as water during a drought
Wœff
"Got your nose"
I just got teleported back to Freshman year of high school.
yeah i was expecting the cop to come blastin in
What's a nose
The cop can now rest easy, knowing that noses were never exposed to the public.
@@Wolvenworks same!
Don't read my name
The " father help!" Gets me every time 😭 🤣
"Are you Ready to Die?"
"No"
"ok, ill come back later"
He must be in the livingroom
@Unknown Anonymous I’m still alive
How 2020 be checking in on us
Aaaaaayyy 👉
Haha
Oop
Seeing this after seeing his breakdown of comedy made me so much more critical of this one, I actually recognized the "vore" clip.
bruh
I did alswell and a lot of them i was like is that muder suicide just from watching that video
The whole video gave me older asdfmovie vibes and that might be because the humour was a lot more random and had less literal outcomes this time
BRUH SAME
Marshmallow
Everyone: “2020 is the worst.”
Tomska: “Hold my Muffin.”
Muffin: “CRAP!”
Yes the muffin was happy bout to be eaten
The edit ruined the comment
@@sapolefrog1736 yeah kinda. I deleted it.
M U F F I N
My life is better now
0:22 It took me 3 years to get that joke. I didn’t learn what “coming out” is, my brain just said “no”
Somewhere in an alternate universe this series is called the “QWERTY Movies”
Wait til you watch *azertymovies*
dont forget about *zxcvmovies*
ruclips.net/video/w7Qgn85kqbs/видео.html
Or yuiop movies
uiopmovie
The humour and energy has improved since 12, and only two "the joke is suicide" skits? Glad to see Tom is feeling ok!
"Only two"
Great now I'm overthinking this
"Then I'll come back later."
I mean you don’t really know anyone’s mental state just from that ngl
Hi
@@sylviamarie4473 shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh commit to the bit
The “you’re not gonna grow up” sound like Homelander
True lol
50 years later " Quit throwing out my garbage !!! "
l
If your wondering, at 1:29.
I can do...whatever...I WANT!!!
That “Hello sun” one killed me because I died laughing
“What kind of dog is he?”
“Hes austrailian”
“ɟooM”
*ŁáNd FrOm DøWñ ÜńDęR*
Æëœç
@Carlos Avila WOOD
How do you do that?
¡!H
asdfmovie 13: *gets released*
Everyone: “A blessing from the Lord!”
*yes*
Only 2020 people will understand
@@Verganon ofc *yes*
Praise jesus
*praise* Are Lord TomSka!
"what kind of dog is he?"
"he speaks in morse code"
".-- --- --- ..-."
Is that 'woof' in Morse code? Hold on, lemme check...
~checks~
IT IS!!
The fact you actualy wrote it in morse is some realy apreciated dedication
| -- | . | --- | .-- |
@TheLolGod It says "meow"
@@bichimadorable9697 WÜF WÜF!
Phil Lester sent me here on a nostalgic trip
Same
Covid 19: "Ready to die?"
Everyone Who Survived the 1st Wave: "No."
Covid 19: "Then I'll come back later. "
why is this funnier than the entire movie
this is relatable
except the covid 19 will be called covid 100000000000 in 999999999 years
"Hey Mr. Goose whatcha doin' with that noose?"
"What's a noos- I mean nose?"
"I... don't know.."
Hey Mr goose watcha doin with that noose?
NOOT-snap/crunch
Fun fact, no se in spanish means i don't know
“What kind of dog is he?”
“He’s French”
*”WEEIFFF”*
Lol
1:24
That's my favorite one
*wöf*
Wouif
Bro the change from the intro of asdf 12 and asdf13 is wild
_"got ya nose"_
**Memories of asdf1 come rushing back**
you know how some series finale have a callback to the first episode?
@@TinkaDreamChaser don't do that to me... please...
We've gone full circle
Tank u
@@TinkaDreamChaser no the asdf movie series will never end
"Ohh, what kind of dog is he?"
"He's French."
*WUEAF*
That joke was ridiculous. I am French, and dogs don't make that sound. They say... They say... I... I don't think there Are dogs in France....
Werf
wööf
Meh, I'm french and I think it's funny
@@Hellworth True
“Where do babies come from?”
“*BABY GUN*”
Me: “Yeah that seems about right.”
its a baby with a gun
@@KingSnakeYT it's a baby in a gun
a baby in a gun with a baby with a gun
Is that a H. R. Giger reference?
This is my rifle this is my gun, this is for fighting this is for fun
1:04 THAT'S SOME… SPICY MEATBALLS!