I like to think to myself that I’ve matured and grown as a person throughout my life. Then the new ASDF Movie drops and I laugh at it just as hard as I would have if I was 11.
The death count: 24 Humans 1 Broccoli with a Soccoli 3 Mine Turtles Potential deaths: 0:42 Car Crash 1:02 Eg 1:55 the ghost was conscious so I didn’t count it
With all this "obvious" death jokes, my thoughts are "is Tom feeling well? Is he alright? Is he depressed again?" Still funny but me concern. Anyways, Take care, Tom.
"That's my girl!" "...I'm sorry for your loss ma'am." _A couple scenes later._ "Mom, I'm scared!" "Oh honey, ghosts aren't real." "Oh, okay." _Sinks into the ground._ Even visiting her daughter's grave, that mother never got past the first stage of grief.
i showed the entire asdfmovie series to my little cousins (except eps 7 and 11 bc they were age restricted) after they played beep beep i'm a sheep on just dance, so i feel like i've done my part to carry on the legacy to the next generation
I kinda wish this series just had one more episode and ended on a nice multiple of 5. I’m not even a huge fan of the jokes here I just thought that would’ve been neat.
@@ivysaur2thefirst He said somewhere in a realtalk video some years ago that he was only planning on 10. But he never explicity said he wasn't going to do more, but rather implied it was unlikely.
Well, has anyone heard about the power of manifesting? The power of making things you think to come true? I have the power of anti-manifesting: the opposite of what I think comes true! Seriously though, I'm glad they are back!
I feel like Tomska was extremely depressed and hungry during the writing of the script Edit: I feel kinda bad that my most liked comment is about tomska being depressed, we love you man.
didn't he hold some community poll to find out that asdf skits that have deaths in them are the funniest? really got a lot of mileage out of that one huh. somehow i didn't find this episode as funny as the other ones
If Tom is ever running out of ideas for these things, all he'd have to do is make a community post saying "I need asdfmovie ideas" and withing the day he'll have enough to write 15 hours of content
The reason this series is successful is because friends can reference it and know what each other is talking about. Sound bytes are all high schoolers need to make friends. This series has created many friend group over the years
I don't have the same humor I did when I was younger, so while I didn't really laugh, I want Tom to know his work still makes me smile, regardless. Thank you, Tom.
GAGAGAGAGAGAGA this is wonderful! PRANK! IT is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT v*deos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear n3x
This feels a lot like a return to form. Jokes felt a lot less intense, the ones that did stood out, and it just feels like it's paced slower. The whole video is very well done, but taco tuesday definitely got me. I especially want to say that the running motif in this was definitely funnier than previous iterations. Whatever it is you've done, keep doing it.
Download Monster Legends now and get my monster, Mine Turtle, until July 5th! monsterlegends.onelink.me/QSYm/TomSkaYT
Poggers
No
No
ok!
omh
Death count in this episode: 24
yooooooo
*_Oh no i drop the pizza on the little man_*
*Look honey!*
*The baby is taking his first… LIFE.*
*Broccoli, Socckoli, What’s he doin’ today?*
*He’s dead.*
Thank you
The reason the muffin wasn't in this one was because TomSka didn't want to give him the luxury of death
Or he is dead
Death
A Double serving of Death.
Thank you Very much
Oh shoot(,) the muffin!
"wHy WoN't yOu Let Me dIe!?"
Just incase you guys didn't know, the recurring theme of this movie was life.
and death
edit: wait he was sarcastic… i feel like an idiot
*BELL NOISE*
Or the lack of it
@@emerald_201 Lol.
This comment is sponsored by Monster Legends
An entire generation is hoping for the next asdf :(
How convenient!
New mine turtle gaem
also asdfmovie 15 dropping soon to what i know
This comment aged like milk
asdfmovie 15 is dropping soon
Fr
by this point there's probably a crowded asdfmovie underworld ruled by the great Desmond the moon bear......
How did he get there though?
@FAMWEE FOOD
LMAOOOO
Can I join please?
@@famweefood7073 the end.
Honour to Desmond
Death: "Am I a joke to you?"
TomSka: "Yes."
Do you know how many of your comments I have seen and replied to how are you every where 😭
ok
TomSka: "I wanna order a joke"
Joke store: "So you have chosen... death!"
Ok
Death: *bell noises*
“Beloved sellout”. He wrote the joke and became the punchline.
very well phrased
Egg
@@capriss_1937 STOP TURNING PEOPLE INTO-
@@cchocolacola Egg 🥚
@@capriss_1937 top
1:31
Took me a long time to realize that this was actually a brilliant joke
I think Tom was either depressed or hungry when he made this.
Possibly both.
My daily cycle is hungry, depressed, hungry & depressed, suddenly happy, & then
DEAD
This made me realize there are a whole 6 food-related sketches in this video
Depressingly hungry
Deprungry. Huppressed. Take your pick.
I wonder if he found like a bug in his food so it Inspired get out of my sandwich 😂
Expecting a Dead Meat kill count on this episode.
me too
Hey check mark
hey if dead meat doesnt do an episode ill do it
@@Eldudiogrande Hello unfunny commenter
Hello checkmark
Well THIS was the best unexpected present I could have ever asked for today!
Yep :D
Yep :D
Yea(:
Take ticket before 100 likes
And my birthday party is tomorrow so this is like an early birthday gift.
“WHERE’S THE DOOR?!”
1 joke later
“And that’s how you open a door.”
Hol-Door!
You beat me to it
ruclips.net/video/N-A4JGuaChE/видео.html
Eggs
@@genefrank2366 is this a rick roll?
I feel like Tom is just trying to up his death count.
wouldn't be surprised
Seems about right
ruclips.net/video/N-A4JGuaChE/видео.html
*walks into chat* Hi! *Dead* X_X
More like geneva _suggestion_
THREE YEARS AGO??? I REMEMBER WHEN THIS CAME OUT
I like to think to myself that I’ve matured and grown as a person throughout my life.
Then the new ASDF Movie drops and I laugh at it just as hard as I would have if I was 11.
Ok
@@partaysmidis and
@@granifle ok and
@@hvhgdfgyffghhgd4663 and ok
@@lostkey7301 dna ko
It’s official that this asdfmovie has the highest death toll of them all.
the crashed airplane might have had more
Idk, the I like trains kid had a pretty good body count, are you sure this is more?
Didn't the planet blow up in one of the earlier ones at some point?
There’s more fictional stories with more bloodshed, you do realize?
@@lolgenitor7065 - they're talking about all the different episodes of ASDF mate
This series will NEVER die!
Series will not, but people will
Funny considering the large amount of death jokes in this one
3
*DONG* *DONG*
The sense of humor in these is already gone
"Make me a drink."
**Smack**
"Yeah!"
Cracks me up everytime! 😂
Can’t believe it’s been 13 years
I thought l saw it yesterday time flies dammit
@@giselleburger he’s referring to the first one of the asdf movies
@@elfumidoreviscaratoroflung Ohh, lemme delete real quickk
sheesh
e
The death count:
24 Humans
1 Broccoli with a Soccoli
3 Mine Turtles
Potential deaths:
0:42 Car Crash
1:02 Eg
1:55 the ghost was conscious so I didn’t count it
You forgot Tom's integrity
Are Tom in “Humans” category?
What about the man in the sandwich’s potential death?
Egg
So 28+ deaths
With all this "obvious" death jokes, my thoughts are "is Tom feeling well? Is he alright? Is he depressed again?"
Still funny but me concern. Anyways, Take care, Tom.
Have you listened to the full version of the muffin song? Do that and you’ll understand
He was never alright. He'll be fine. Probably.
@@ohitsstar1241 the muffin song isnt about suicidal intentions... well partially ... suicidal muffin
@@snorange14 then you haven’t listened to the whole song
I recommend you all watch his “do I hate asdf movie?” video on his second channel, he explains his feelings more clearly
I'm still hoping a new episode comes soon, and having grown up with this series, it makes me want to be part of the magic one day.
Congratulations your wish is granted
@lobians
Oh, I saw. And I loved every second!
@@sixtocortescastaneda4169 good 👍. I haven’t finished but am today
“The baby is taking his first life” Best disturbing but yet funny line.
Then he turns into the child murderer
And death (tooooon)
@@PedroPaulo-iw5ns X_X
that's my yearbook quote
777 likes
Okay, Tomska's obsession with people wishing to be dead is worrying now
nah in one of his videos he said that those were the most popular so he would use more of them
@@Explodinghairypotatocat i think this says something about young people humour.
@@seekingabsolution1907 na it just says something about humor.
Egg
I was just thinking the same
"That's my girl!"
"...I'm sorry for your loss ma'am."
_A couple scenes later._
"Mom, I'm scared!"
"Oh honey, ghosts aren't real."
"Oh, okay." _Sinks into the ground._
Even visiting her daughter's grave, that mother never got past the first stage of grief.
:,(
Your Narrator: I found you guilty-
of nothing! The sentence is death.
Smashing: Wait a minute- I can't drive. (CRASH)
We watched the video..
1:54
Who's here after asdfmovie15??
I am!
Me was 🌓v🌗
Me
Me :)
Me
I don’t know how, but Tom makes death feel like the first and last day of school at the same time
why does this make sense?
@Mrbeast short no
what's up checkmark
@Mrbeast short noooo Mr. Beast,how could you?
Same
2011: "You know it's a Tomska video when death is the punchline."
2021:
I guess all those people getting the plague last really rubbed off on him. shit fam.
just remember that its its only a step in the circle of life.
And theres a lotta death in this one
Like a lot
@Laura Márquez goodbye
*dead*
It really is, Jesus the amount of death in this video is extremely noticeable lol
*"So again, how many deaths do you want?"*
Tomska: *"Yes."*
egg
*[church bell tolls]*
🥚
🥚
Exactly, egg.
Lord Business: It’s Taco Tuesday!!!!
Emmett: NOT AGAIN!!!!!!
Giant Taco: WHERE’S MY MONEY?!
Not gonna lie most of the characters are either sounding British, Aussie or they sound like Suction cup man from Piemations. I love it.
You do know the voice actor for suction cup man did the voice acting for the 12th one (and probably this one)
ProBluesPlayer is suction cup man, but he did asdf stuff, and many others, before becoming Suction Cup Man.
Ah yes, the three nationalities of the world, British, Australian, and Suction Cup Man
One of them was Welsh (I think)
@@cjlite0210 who?
So crazy I’m still excited watching these even after like 10 years
They're still *good* after 10 years, which, honestly, just says something about the quality
Quit playing Wizard and make some smash vids. Pls daddy Luddy
@@tobiasarboe5753 yes
I always click the moment I see asdf movie, I know if it is a new one while I'm watching.
@@tobiasarboe5753 is interesting that my favourite sketch is the overanalyzed one, the perfect asdf joke is the best one for me to date.
The broccoli sockoli is giving me “and then there’s chunky, he’s dead” vibes.
Don’t forget Desmond the moon bear
*DK, CHUNKY'S DEAD*
CHUNKYS DEAD!
DK, NOW THE SONG IS OVER
and so is broccoli sockoli
LMAOOOO
The REAL reason there is no asdfmovie 15 is because everyone dies
the jokes in this episode are killer
Goddamnit
The Click you better make a new furry vid
Why did I expect a comment like this
10th like
Try playing games on your channel!! Like horror ones hehe
Maybe with next topic, it'd be really cool to see y'all playing
“There once was an asdfmovie 14. It was so good that everyone died. The end”
*bonnnggg*
💀
"That didnt help at all!"
A SpongeBob reference! 😂
💀
After watching this I only have one thing to say:
Tom, are you alright?
No, he is not alright as you can see
Tom: "😵"
he does this every other episode he should be fine by asdfmovie 15
NUUUUU
He's been like this since asdfmovie 1
He's also dead
the next episode of asdfmovie should be "alright guys keep your eyes peeled if you see a-" then someone literally peels their eyes open
Muffin: "I want to die!"
*Death Noise*
Muffin: "Why won't you let me die?"
Egg
@@hummanbean4898 stop calling people-
@@lucasnlica737 egg
@@dolliegray666 egg
@@thealien4527 egg
Fun fact: the starting song for Asdfmovie14 is the "Try Hard" Theme
yep
Only really cool kids know what that is
@@JKPancake Damn it, I’m not cool anymore.
@@axaturdoor7553 nor am I…
@@axaturdoor7553 Be cool and watch the second channel for all the#CONTENT
We started from "I got your nose!" to straight up kill streaks. Parkour, baby.
Is there a problem
@@ciphergacha9100 maybe
What ? Doesn't this happen in your universe ?
@@ciphergacha9100 yeah there is.
HE'S GOT A NOSE
**GUNSHOTS FIRED!!!**
Egg
i showed the entire asdfmovie series to my little cousins (except eps 7 and 11 bc they were age restricted) after they played beep beep i'm a sheep on just dance, so i feel like i've done my part to carry on the legacy to the next generation
,,How many deaths do you want?"
TomSka: yes
24
egg
@@gdoubleu8045 egg
so nobody's gonna talk about how mine turtle is officially canon in Monster Legends lore
so is like every youtuber bRo
@@shrekkydevito1822
Please tell me this is sarcasm, because I honestly can't tell.
i played monster legends like 4 years ago
it has lore?
@@thelivingliver6715 air has lore
Tom, there was a lot of “the punchline is that they died” jokes in this one, are you doing okay?
Haha
When he did a breakdown of the funniest ASDF jokes- most of the funniest ones involved death.
But it's funny
Well it was inevitable
@@JameZayer true
“AI WANT TO SPEEK TO YOUR MANAGE!
*Screech*
*Screech*
“Whot seems tae be the problem here?”
If this series was a quote it would be:
“I was not expecting that.”
"but i was expecting not to expect something, so it doesn't count."
lol
@@dedede5586 r/beatmetoit
If it was a word it would be
"Death"
@@jakob6399 no its very funny
Almost everyone in this asdf movie: **dying**
The Muffin: ;-;
The Muffin is truly immortal!
yup that's the muffin for you
@@adamrak7560 nah the muffin died in 12
Lol
@@jeanmichellelaurent I don't see where they did
TomSka 13 years ago: “Man this’ll be a fun couple of videos to do.”
Like 17 counts as a couple right?
𓂸
Master Shake: Taki.
SpongeBob: STOP TURNING PEPPA INTO T-
Master Shake: Taki.
I kinda wish this series just had one more episode and ended on a nice multiple of 5. I’m not even a huge fan of the jokes here I just thought that would’ve been neat.
Thank you TomSka.
Tom a few years ago: I'm not planning on making any more ASDF Movies.
Tom now:
Tom Ska is just like: *how about i do anyway?*
When did he say that?
WHERES MY MONEY!!!!!
@@ivysaur2thefirst He said somewhere in a realtalk video some years ago that he was only planning on 10. But he never explicity said he wasn't going to do more, but rather implied it was unlikely.
I think he said he was going to make 10 asdfmovies lol
we've reached post irony, it's absurd delivered dead pan.
tomska's sense of humor is going through the stages of life. gg
gg.
Ok
Love your remixes man
we have gotten past life actually, and into DEATH *Cemetary bell sound*
This would have been hilarious if I was 12
Holy cow even for an asdfmovie, the death count is extremely high.
nooo im not a cow
This is like the equivalent of 1-2. Possible 3 asdf episodes worth of deaths.
Meow meow I'm a cow, I said meow meow I'm a cow.
The most surprising death of all was the death of the series itself.
RIP asdfmovies. You were too beautiful for this world...
Asdfmovie: YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD WELL THINK AGAIN
Oh do we have news for you
This aged like fine wine
Well this aged well.
Well, has anyone heard about the power of manifesting? The power of making things you think to come true?
I have the power of anti-manifesting: the opposite of what I think comes true!
Seriously though, I'm glad they are back!
Broccoli Sockoli: _[Dies]_
Desmond the Moon Bear: _“First time?”_
Mr. Muffin: *”Lucky”*
@@thoreo7390 WAIT I FORGOT HE EXISTED
Then there's the I Like Trains kid
Eggg
*Waffle:* I still have brain damage :D
That's one off the bucket list. ☑️
Verified woman
Wait she was a voice here?
Which voice was yours?
You were the little ghost girl, right? 😁
OMG are you in this Ami?
You...again
I feel like Tom is trying to say something about the series ......
UndertakerBell.mp3
egg
COVID-19?
oh shoot.
Nah just like i remember
If TomSka won’t make Asdfmovie 15, I’ll have to make it myself
Hey Said He Wont
TomSka going through his "We're all going to die" phase
Again
It took him a while
*”It’s not a phase mom!”*
Animators and scripters: how many death jokes do you want?
TomSka: yes.
This plus the muffin song makes me worried about tomska tbh
Yea it’s like. Death, death..oh and more death. Like bloody hell. Clearly got nothing left to write
i counted 10 death jokes in here, there all amazing
@@rebelfriend1818 he made a video about why he made the song
WHAT DO WE WANT?
I truly believe that the day these stop being made is the day the world ends.
Yes, truer words have never been spoken.
@@caution_tap3151 Truer words.
Where's my prize?
“12+”
Well after 5 years i can watch this TomSka approved
I feel like Tomska was extremely depressed and hungry during the writing of the script
Edit: I feel kinda bad that my most liked comment is about tomska being depressed, we love you man.
He IS a tub of lard
Isn't he always like that?
Yeah...feels like he's going through some bts stuff with all the death jokes.
Aren’t we all?
Looking back at, it, I guess so... but I also guess the mine turtle monster is epic!
"Hey...get outta my sandwich"
"No"
funniest bit imo
hi big smoke
dude sounds like jfk clone high
He sounds like the get outta my dingy
@@ackewtful. thats what i was gonna say
The egg one is better
I’m starting to think that this episode is a cry for help
Sameeee
All Asdfmovies are.
I’m starting to think he’s just talking the piss out of people who think that.
Death.
Taco in ii season two: 0:17
lol
YES 6ES TES
inanimate insanity fan detected
@@itshazelnutwcue Show's over brah
@@beefydiez how the frick is is over after 2 weeks
Character: does anything
TomSka: I diagnose you with *dead*
*BELL*
Now that's a meme I haven't heard in a while.
Taco bell bell initiate
The death count makes me worried about Tom hope everything is alright!
I was thinking the same thing. Can someone check on him please?
I was also thinking the same thing.
Egg
fghj
i counted 31 deaths
Taco Tuesday used to be a lot more fun, before they started fighting back
what's up checkmark
Yeah
Yeah
😳
But that all changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
RIP ASDFMOVIE we loved it
"So how many deaths you want in the next asdfmovie?"
TomSka: "Yes"
Edit: 1.5k likes. Why are people liking this comment 🤨
Did i just spend 5 minutes trying to count all the bodies to find out there was 27 deaths? Yes.
it shouldve been TomSka: **church bell tolls**
x_x
didn't he hold some community poll to find out that asdf skits that have deaths in them are the funniest? really got a lot of mileage out of that one huh. somehow i didn't find this episode as funny as the other ones
@@UnpaintedHenry 28 if you count the baby the guy threw away because it's likely no one found it
The moment today marks exactly half a year until Christmas and TomSka blessed us with another epic installment of asdfmovie.
It’s a Halfmas miracle!
Summer miracle
Yeahayaeh!
check marked guy with 4 replies? dont mind if i do!
btw ur right
Today is my birthday and I consider this one of my birthday presents. :)
@@ccar796 same :D
I love how ASDFMovie is full of old Dad Jokes that were still funny in these days.
Piano!!
@@mitchellproctor6223 *BOOM* WHO'SE IDEA WAS THIS?!.
OMG you're right!
Reminds me of robot chicken
I feel like it’s more about out of context jokes
🎵Broccoli... Sockoli... Whats he doing today?!🎵 he's dead 0:35
This got me laughing 😂 1:03
😂😂😂 1:33
2:10 2:11 2:13 1:00 1:21 1:23
THE END
Asdfmovies is basically "they had us in the first half not gonna lie"
Nice 69
Egg
@@capriss_1937 egg
broccoli
broccoli
what's he doing his life
he's dead
If Tom is ever running out of ideas for these things, all he'd have to do is make a community post saying "I need asdfmovie ideas" and withing the day he'll have enough to write 15 hours of content
You are absolutely correct.
i don’t think it’s possible to run out of ideas here it’s literally anything
Or he should probably take his time and not rush, even if asdfmovie is the most popular thing he created.
he ran out of ideas awhile ago
@@JN_020 really because this asdfmovie was the funniest one by far (at least in my opinion)
The reason this series is successful is because friends can reference it and know what each other is talking about. Sound bytes are all high schoolers need to make friends. This series has created many friend group over the years
that grammar fell apart at the end
@@konakoala give the high schooler a break man
But also especially because there’s so many twists
I don’t understand man
I never had one person recognize it :(
i was surprised while watching this to see it holds up pretty well to the classic asdfmovies
I have a sneaking suspicion that tom found a bell sound effect and wanted to use it as much as possible.
ruclips.net/video/N-A4JGuaChE/видео.html
@@genefrank2366 ...aaaaand reported.
It's almost like this was written during a global pandemic 🤔
Because it was.
@@alexplayz6068 bruh
@@alexplayz6068 yup
At least places are opening up in 2021
"Hey you four eyed FREAK!"
"Sigh, don't listen to him..."
" *EÈEĖEÊÆEĒÆ* "
1:17
i get it
1:13
He listened..
This is the only ASDF movie I haven’t watched I didn’t know it existed 😭
If there's a video called "all asdf movies but only deaths"it should show the whole asdf movie14 video lol
@yuitr loing
Every asdfmovie post-2012*
0:51 not sure why she's getting mad, I've heard this company is extremely kind and donates to several different chairities
I knew there was something wrong with that word. I checked it like 3 times.
@@kalakritistudios hehehe
P u n
Okay, dad.
CHAIRities
I don't have the same humor I did when I was younger, so while I didn't really laugh, I want Tom to know his work still makes me smile, regardless. Thank you, Tom.
this ^ ty tom :)
Made me smile all the way
Thank y'all for all the likes! I hope Tom sees this and helps him have a good day.
This fucking comment is getting swarmed by porn accounts that are, I guess, copy pasting other comments.
This shit is wack.
Who's still waiting for ASDFMovie 15
👇
Me
2
Tomska said he’s not doing it anymore
@@gamingriley5851 look at his new video.
Me
I feel like Tom wanted to rack up the death count for his spreadsheet to find the funniest joke.
"Hey, get out of my Sandwich."
"But Joey, I am you sandwich."
GAGAGAGAGAGAGA this is wonderful! PRANK! IT is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT v*deos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear n3x
*nom*
@@AxxLAfriku bruh
*-v o r E-* i dont like it
@@AxxLAfriku piss
"I thought you were dead"
Tom: "My death was greatly, exaggerated"
did someone say death?
Proceeds to make the common theme of the skits death lol
*bell rings*
@@pneumonoultramicroscopic7 *church bells tolls*
nan just turned into egg
Happy 3rd birthday ASDFMOVIE 14!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Holy crap I forgot about this series for a minute! Welcome back!!
literally me every year
Sup checkmark
Why does everyone have 100k subs now in days? If i ever become a ytber(hopefully not) will it even be surprising anymore? 😐
same
No you didn’t. If you forgot about this then you wouldn’t recognize the series.
“Wait a minute.. I can’t drive”
My level of planning ahead
Same
"What was that?!"
"Death."
"O-of what kind?"
"Instant."
Yeah, terrifying. It's a terrifying thing to watch happen. It's called a deterrent.
@Les Poilus I think you'll find: "But there was no sound, he just *died*!"
Kids: "Thanks Mr Rick and Morty Quote Correction Guy"
Me: "My work here is done." Flies away.
"Of what kind?"
"x_x"
"x_x"
Egg *points*
Little did we know, that this was final asdf movie that TomSka published
*June 25th 2023:* Are you sure about that?
@@jacksongibbs8998 TomSka is doing the Game theory definition of final
They say it's the final one, they then more another and another
This feels a lot like a return to form. Jokes felt a lot less intense, the ones that did stood out, and it just feels like it's paced slower. The whole video is very well done, but taco tuesday definitely got me. I especially want to say that the running motif in this was definitely funnier than previous iterations. Whatever it is you've done, keep doing it.
We're all gonna die
ruclips.net/video/N-A4JGuaChE/видео.html
WHY IS EVERYONE DYING?
Oh, and
Therapist: Hyperrealistic Mine-Turtle isn't real he can't hurt you.
Hyperrealistic Mine-Turtle: Hello!
Death.
oh shift
Cus its asdfmovie
Egg
"Look, honey, the baby is taking his first:"
*LIFE*
Shit just went from 0 to 100 real quick.
Hell yeah...that's what makes it funny
Everything turns from 0 to 100 here
he still wasn't looking.... baby needs to do it again...
Huh, I thought the pulse went from 100 to 0...
This was definitely the plot of a Supernatural episode.
Someone gotta make atleast one fanmade asdfmovie so we get to 15.
“I find you guilty..OF NOTHING!”
“The sentence is death. “
Literally how life works.
Sounds like an accurate description of Twitter.
@@sandwichguy6590 true ngl
hold up yeah🤔
IKR
By the way the Judge kinda sounds like David kaye