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ass-duff-moo-vee-for-teen - More asdfmovie! • asdfmovie
Animated by Ben ‘Wonchop’ Smallman (@Wonchop)
Billy Crinion (@BillyBCreations)
and Matt Ley (@Thelaserbearguy)
asdfmovie merch (tomskashop.com)
Written and Directed by Thomas Ridgewell (@TomSka)
Co-Written by Eddie ‘Eddache’ Bowley (@eddache)
Music by Elliot Gough (@ItsElliotGough) and Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
Featuring
Chloe ‘ScarfDemon’ Dungate (@ScarfDemon)
Abigail ‘PhilosophyTube’ Thorn (@PhilosophyTube)
Jesse Cox (@jessecox)
Arin ‘Egoraptor’ Hanson (@egoraptor)
Ami Yamato (@AmiYamato)
SungWon ‘ProZD’ Cho (@ProZD)
Silas ‘ProBluesPlayer’ McDonnell ( / probluesplayer )
and Alison Bowley ( / alison_bowley )
Secondary Channel (@TomSkaAndFriends)
Twitter ( / thetomska ) - Приколы
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Poggers
No
No
ok!
omh
The reason the muffin wasn't in this one was because TomSka didn't want to give him the luxury of death
Or he is dead
Death
A Double serving of Death.
Thank you Very much
Oh shoot(,) the muffin!
"wHy WoN't yOu Let Me dIe!?"
Death count in this episode: 24
yooooooo
*_Oh no i drop the pizza on the little man_*
*Look honey!*
*The baby is taking his first… LIFE.*
*Broccoli, Socckoli, What’s he doin’ today?*
*He’s dead.*
Thank you
1:46 is the absolute best. Such a childish joke made hilarious with the perfect voice acting and timing. Bravo
1:13 will always get me, both for subverting my expectations, and for the demonic-child screech that comes from the four-eyed freak.
EEEUGHHH-
That’s Cheese from Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends.
Does anybody else want a series with the nerd and the literal four eyes?
Bro almost ate his arm 1:17
Wait, a guy, that haves a number four, screeches?
Wait I’ve heard of that before-
“Beloved sellout”. He wrote the joke and became the punchline.
very well phrased
Egg
@@capriss_1937 STOP TURNING PEOPLE INTO-
@@cchocolacola Egg 🥚
@@capriss_1937 top
Just incase you guys didn't know, the recurring theme of this movie was life.
and death
edit: wait he was sarcastic… i feel like an idiot
*BELL NOISE*
Or the lack of it
@@emerald_201 Lol.
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An entire generation is hoping for the next asdf :(
How convenient!
New mine turtle gaem
also asdfmovie 15 dropping soon to what i know
This comment aged like milk
asdfmovie 15 is dropping soon
Asdfmovie is the definition of “never let them know your next move”
Muffin: "I want to die!"
*Death Noise*
Muffin: "Why won't you let me die?"
Egg
@@hummanbean4898 stop calling people-
@@lucasnlica737 egg
@@dolliegray666 egg
@@thealien4527 egg
by this point there's probably a crowded asdfmovie underworld ruled by the great Desmond the moon bear......
How did he get there though?
@FAMWEE FOOD
LMAOOOO
Can I join please?
@@famweefood7073 the end.
Honour to Desmond
Who's still waiting for ASDFMovie 15
👇
Me
2
Tomska said he’s not doing it anymore
@@gamingriley5851 look at his new video.
RIP this series, it was legendary
At Least We Got Fansdfmovie With Its Conclusion To The I Like Trains Kids Story. As Well As Bal Man.
About that…
Death: "Am I a joke to you?"
TomSka: "Yes."
Do you know how many of your comments I have seen and replied to how are you every where 😭
ok
TomSka: "I wanna order a joke"
Joke store: "So you have chosen... death!"
Ok
Death: *bell noises*
“I find you guilty..OF NOTHING!”
“The sentence is death. “
Literally how life works.
Sounds like an accurate description of Twitter.
@@sandwichguy6590 true ngl
hold up yeah🤔
IKR
By the way the Judge kinda sounds like David kaye
Me in 2021: “Can’t wait until 2022 for asdfmovie 15.”
Me still waiting in 2023:
Oh we are still waiting in 2024, probably will be a 2025 comment somewhere below me next year
@@moisw3if tomska won’t make asdfmovie 15, I’ll have to make it myself.
@@moisw3someone remind me in 2025
@@jaidenl-tx5vfmy skin is peeling off due to radioactivity
Last time I checked, he wrote a script, but due to demonetization has had to double down on it quite a bit. He said he's up for the challenge of coming up with skits that aren't entirely around death, but idk how far along that is.
I just watched all of the asdfmovie's for the first time since this one came out. I remember when the first one came out and my friend showing it to me at his house. For every single movie after that, we'd watch it together. I miss being a kid, when life was simple and easy
The broccoli sockoli is giving me “and then there’s chunky, he’s dead” vibes.
Third
HUH! DK! Chunky's dead!
HA!
So it’s basically
and then there’s broccoli, he’s dead
here before this blows up
I think Tom was either depressed or hungry when he made this.
Possibly both.
My daily cycle is hungry, depressed, hungry & depressed, suddenly happy, & then
DEAD
This made me realize there are a whole 6 food-related sketches in this video
Depressingly hungry
Deprungry. Huppressed. Take your pick.
I wonder if he found like a bug in his food so it Inspired get out of my sandwich 😂
It’s been 2 years since the last asdfmovie… most of the past movies have been age restricted, one day we might get asdfmovie 15
They've been age-restricted?!
I would count one where viewers make it as another episode, it may not be 15th episode but still
If you're still watching TomSka's videos even two years after Asdfmovie14 came out, then you're definitely a legend! I wish Asdfmovie15 would come out one time! I have some ideas that I think should be in it, but I'm not very sure which count...
im a legend bruh
Go watch his other channel. He's stated he's don't with asdf movie. Plus he has tons of good content on there as well.
@@L1v1ngDeAdGirl I don't want to watch TomSka's secondary "TomSka & Friends" channel, which used to be called "DarkSquidge", I only want to watch videos of his main channel.
@@stitch3935 Well he ain't exactly having much main channel videos at this point. Just the occasional sketch and certainly not more asdf movies.
@@L1v1ngDeAdGirl I didn't know there are so many people who are watching the latest Asdfmovie video which came out two years ago, that's how my comment has received 28 likes so far.
I feel like Tom is just trying to up his death count.
wouldn't be surprised
Seems about right
ruclips.net/video/N-A4JGuaChE/видео.html
*walks into chat* Hi! *Dead* X_X
More like geneva _suggestion_
2011: "You know it's a Tomska video when death is the punchline."
2021:
I guess all those people getting the plague last really rubbed off on him. shit fam.
just remember that its its only a step in the circle of life.
And theres a lotta death in this one
Like a lot
@Laura Márquez goodbye
*dead*
It really is, Jesus the amount of death in this video is extremely noticeable lol
after 3 years, asdfmovie15 is coming!
AND I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER
SAME
0:12
It's Taco Tuesday! (Guitar riff)
Not again...
WHERE'S MY MONEY!
The death count:
24 Humans
1 Broccoli with a Soccoli
3 Mine Turtles
Potential deaths:
0:42 Car Crash
1:02 Eg
1:55 the ghost was conscious so I didn’t count it
You forgot Tom's integrity
Are Tom in “Humans” category?
What about the man in the sandwich’s potential death?
Egg
So 28+ deaths
Out of all the asdf movies this one probably has the highest kill count
Is it count when the man "change" the baby and some one turning people into egg ?
Well babies can get run easily so if he threw it into the dumpster without it making a nice obviously means it was a painless death. And if the people arent talking and are clearly cut off from talking when he says egg and turns them into an egg then it means that they must of died
@@skullygamer3432 owh, oke thank you dor answering
AY
2 years later and we still don’t have ASDF Movie 15
I want asdfmovie too
Asdfmovie is over
@@PaperFirey how come?
@@Angela4Life2024 He said he would make only 13 asdfmovies, unless he would be given a gaint bag of money.
He got the bag and made 14. I doubt he will accept a bigger bag to make 15. (Copy and pasted from reddit)
@@PaperFirey oh ok
The most surprising death of all was the death of the series itself.
RIP asdfmovies. You were too beautiful for this world...
Asdfmovie: YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD WELL THINK AGAIN
Okay, Tomska's obsession with people wishing to be dead is worrying now
nah in one of his videos he said that those were the most popular so he would use more of them
@@Explodinghairypotatocat i think this says something about young people humour.
@@seekingabsolution1907 na it just says something about humor.
Egg
I was just thinking the same
Expecting a Dead Meat kill count on this episode.
me too
Hey check mark
hey if dead meat doesnt do an episode ill do it
@@Eldudiogrande Hello unfunny commenter
Hello checkmark
0:17 When someone doesn’t pay me.
I'm still hoping a new episode comes soon, and having grown up with this series, it makes me want to be part of the magic one day.
Almost everyone in this asdf movie: **dying**
The Muffin: ;-;
The Muffin is truly immortal!
yup that's the muffin for you
@@adamrak7560 nah the muffin died in 12
Lol
@@jeanmichellelaurent I don't see where they did
Broccoli Sockoli: _[Dies]_
Desmond the Moon Bear: _“First time?”_
Mr. Muffin: *”Lucky”*
@@thoreo7390 WAIT I FORGOT HE EXISTED
Then there's the I Like Trains kid
Eggg
*Waffle:* I still have brain damage :D
I kinda wish this series just had one more episode and ended on a nice multiple of 5. I’m not even a huge fan of the jokes here I just thought that would’ve been neat.
Petition to make Broccoli Sockoli an actual show
👇
L petition
"Egg."
"STOP TURNING PEOPLE INTO-"
"Egg."
Egg.
Egg.
I just got that part while reading this
Also
Egg
Egg.
@@hzDelta 🥚
so nobody's gonna talk about how mine turtle is officially canon in Monster Legends lore
so is like every youtuber bRo
@@shrekkydevito1822
Please tell me this is sarcasm, because I honestly can't tell.
i played monster legends like 4 years ago
it has lore?
@@thelivingliver6715 air has lore
Every couple of years i come back to this channel to watch all of the asdf movies. Crazy to think that im near 20 now...
Me checking to see if tomska has uploaded:
Opps I accidentally watch all the asdfmovies
*"So again, how many deaths do you want?"*
Tomska: *"Yes."*
egg
*[church bell tolls]*
🥚
🥚
Exactly, egg.
I don’t know how, but Tom makes death feel like the first and last day of school at the same time
why does this make sense?
@Mrbeast short no
what's up checkmark
@Mrbeast short noooo Mr. Beast,how could you?
Same
This came out a little more Cyanide and Happiness than I was initially comfortable with, but it's still pretty damm good!
“AI WANT TO SPEEK TO YOUR MANAGE!
*Screech*
*Screech*
“Whot seems tae be the problem here?”
Roses are red,
Broccoli aren’t prickly,
And oh boy,
*That escalated quickly.*
Btw want some spaghetti
@@crazysteroids2708 I’ll take some as long as you GET OUT OF MA SANDWICH!!!
Every student says this when the summer ends
"I find you guilty
Of nothing
Sentence is death"
American justice system at work
Our justice system is based, except for the times when the judge is clearly afraid that they will be lynched by leftists. Don’t listen to what the left says.
Nope it’s Twitter
@@lolgenitor7065 a dude killed another dude and is paying for it, that’s pretty based
@@Takokujin07 You do know he was doing his job, right?
@@lolgenitor7065 Cops aren’t supposed to be judge, jury, and executioner, that’s what the courts are for. His job was to arrest and detain an alleged criminal and bring him to court. His actions instead lead to that man’s death, so no.
RIP ASDFMOVIE we loved it
2 YEARS HAVE PASSED AND THIS STILL HITS
“The baby is taking his first life” Best disturbing but yet funny line.
Then he turns into the child murderer
And death (tooooon)
@@PedroPaulo-iw5ns X_X
that's my yearbook quote
777 likes
Someone: How many deaths do you need?
TomSka: *Yes*
Someone: Wh... * *Died* *
Absolutely everyone else: * *Died* *
Patrick: The End.
@@carlosarturolopez-galloarr1365 egg *points and says egg at you*
@@TheSadster oh no-
@@josephvaldez6264 what could be happening if you egg an egg?
@@madman17000 i...don't know...
It's been 2 years since the last ASDFMovie... when will it be time for 15?
Never. He said he quit in a tomska and friends video
Lord Business: It’s Taco Tuesday!!!!
Emmett: NOT AGAIN!!!!!!
Giant Taco: WHERE’S MY MONEY?!
“There once was an asdfmovie 14. It was so good that everyone died. The end”
*bonnnggg*
💀
"That didnt help at all!"
A SpongeBob reference! 😂
💀
"Broccoli. Sockoli. What's he doing today?"
"He's dead."
Well that escalated quickly.
Yes
The end.
*bell rings*
THE END
and then there chunky... he's dead
1:18 yeah! Can I get uh… Death?
What?
(church bell tolls)
(church bell tolls again)
@@zarielcolon3126(Static)
Hey
Get outta my sandwich
@@Fuwattithebluerageful64 no.
Little did we know, that this was final asdf movie that TomSka published
Everyone: dies
Muffin: still alive
Potato: still alive
Wait that works on an asdfmovie level and a Portal Level
Muffin: _"Somebody kill me!!"_
I like to think to myself that I’ve matured and grown as a person throughout my life.
Then the new ASDF Movie drops and I laugh at it just as hard as I would have if I was 11.
Ok
@@partaysmidis and
@@granifle ok and
@@hvhgdfgyffghhgd4663 and ok
@@lostkey7301 dna ko
0:45 tree man cameo
Yo,Tom! I Came Up With A Joke For ASDFMOVIE16 And I Think You Might Like It
Police: "Put your hands where I can see them!"
Stupid Man *puts hands Infront of himself* "Can you see them here?"
Police: "No!"
Stupid Man: "Then You're Blind!"
“WHERE’S THE DOOR?!”
1 joke later
“And that’s how you open a door.”
Hol-Door!
You beat me to it
ruclips.net/video/N-A4JGuaChE/видео.html
Eggs
@@genefrank2366 is this a rick roll?
It’s official that this asdfmovie has the highest death toll of them all.
the crashed airplane might have had more
Idk, the I like trains kid had a pretty good body count, are you sure this is more?
Didn't the planet blow up in one of the earlier ones at some point?
There’s more fictional stories with more bloodshed, you do realize?
@@lolgenitor7065 - they're talking about all the different episodes of ASDF mate
🎵Broccoli... Sockoli... Whats he doing today?!🎵 he's dead 0:35
This got me laughing 😂 1:03
😂😂😂 1:33
2:10 2:11 2:13 1:00 1:21 1:23
THE END
It’s been 2 years. Wonder when we’re getting asdfmovie15
Everything okay Tom? This didn't seem.... too happy.
Yeah…
It’s a metaphor for wanting the series to die
@@thebritishguys6304 I don't think so. That seems farfetched.
have you seen all asdfmoies most of them are about death
@@crimdoesstuff6295 he literally said that the last 2 were metaphors for him wanting the series to die
"So how many deaths you want in the next asdfmovie?"
TomSka: "Yes"
Edit: 1.5k likes. Why are people liking this comment 🤨
Did i just spend 5 minutes trying to count all the bodies to find out there was 27 deaths? Yes.
it shouldve been TomSka: **church bell tolls**
x_x
didn't he hold some community poll to find out that asdf skits that have deaths in them are the funniest? really got a lot of mileage out of that one huh. somehow i didn't find this episode as funny as the other ones
@@UnpaintedHenry 28 if you count the baby the guy threw away because it's likely no one found it
Someone gotta make atleast one fanmade asdfmovie so we get to 15.
I miss you, ASDFmovie…
I feel like Tom is trying to say something about the series ......
UndertakerBell.mp3
egg
COVID-19?
oh shoot.
Nah just like i remember
🎶Brocoli🎶 🎶Sockolli🎶 🎶What’s he doing today!?🎶
*he’s D E A D*
The End.
@@PeterJamesVillegas goddamn it you stole my idea
Idk why I found that funny
Best show to watch after Desmond the moon bear
dude that was so funny 😐 i am going to laugh 😐
0:16 taco bfb?
We need ASDF MOVIE 15
Bdhd
,,How many deaths do you want?"
TomSka: yes
24
egg
@@gdoubleu8045 egg
"That's my girl!"
"...I'm sorry for your loss ma'am."
_A couple scenes later._
"Mom, I'm scared!"
"Oh honey, ghosts aren't real."
"Oh, okay." _Sinks into the ground._
Even visiting her daughter's grave, that mother never got past the first stage of grief.
:,(
Your Narrator: I found you guilty-
of nothing! The sentence is death.
Smashing: Wait a minute- I can't drive. (CRASH)
We watched the video..
1:54
Who here 7 years later? I used to have all the ogs ones memorized and me and my friends would go band for band reciting them tryna see would could remember the most
Who else just randomly decided "fuck it imma just watch asdfmovie"
"Hey you four eyed FREAK!"
"Sigh, don't listen to him..."
" *EÈEĖEÊÆEĒÆ* "
1:17
i get it
1:13
He listened..
I feel like Tomska was extremely depressed and hungry during the writing of the script
Edit: I feel kinda bad that my most liked comment is about tomska being depressed, we love you man.
He IS a tub of lard
Isn't he always like that?
Yeah...feels like he's going through some bts stuff with all the death jokes.
Aren’t we all?
Looking back at, it, I guess so... but I also guess the mine turtle monster is epic!
Youll never see this but I dont think youre a sellout!!!!! Keep going youre amazing!!! From a fan whose been watching for 8 years
I love how the only thing with colour in this series is blood
These overused death jokes are getting out of ha-
*DING*
(x_x)
Nice
DING
I don't think s-
*DING*
Haha! I'm not dea-
DING
The death count makes me worried about Tom hope everything is alright!
I was thinking the same thing. Can someone check on him please?
I was also thinking the same thing.
Egg
fghj
i counted 31 deaths
2:08 Travis Scott moment
I just realized we didn’t get a 2022 asdfmovie.
With all this "obvious" death jokes, my thoughts are "is Tom feeling well? Is he alright? Is he depressed again?"
Still funny but me concern. Anyways, Take care, Tom.
Have you listened to the full version of the muffin song? Do that and you’ll understand
He was never alright. He'll be fine. Probably.
@@ohitsstar1241 the muffin song isnt about suicidal intentions... well partially ... suicidal muffin
@@snorange14 then you haven’t listened to the whole song
I recommend you all watch his “do I hate asdf movie?” video on his second channel, he explains his feelings more clearly
“Broccoli... Sockoli... What’s he doing today?!”
“He’s dead”
Funniest shit i’ve ever seen
Bro Broccoli Sockoli Commits Tax Fraud
@@AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa cancel broccoli sockoli
if he haerts this its canon
Veggietales sure has changed
Nah
“Egg”
VOTE FOR ASDF 15
👇
Ok
Where is Tom now?
@@Hi_imjonathan_and_every_cool in his other channel
1:25 JFK from Clone High?
"Get out of my sandwich"
"No"
"Understandable have a nice day"
Vore
Lol
“Egg”
“Stop turning people into-“
“Egg”
Best part
I agree XD
the second is"stop turning people into e-"
"egg"
I dunno, changing the baby is something I'd totally do
What do we want?!
DEATH!
When so we want it?!
X_X
X_X
Hey guys sorry I'm la-
X_X
Watch its gonne be a song... remember me...
I just conveniently rewatched the entire series on the 1 year anniversary of this episode.
Happy birthday asdfmovie 14 i guess
1:03 sToP tUrNiNg PeOpLe InTo-
e g g
0:52
She asked for the manager,
_but instead she got the chairman._
*Chairwoman
god dang thats such a stupid pun
i love it
This joke absolutely killed me I loved it.
"What Seems To Be The Problem Here"
@@cool4272 Uh it's actually Irish chair 🤨
Tom a few years ago: I'm not planning on making any more ASDF Movies.
Tom now:
Tom Ska is just like: *how about i do anyway?*
When did he say that?
WHERES MY MONEY!!!!!
@@ivysaur2thefirst He said somewhere in a realtalk video some years ago that he was only planning on 10. But he never explicity said he wasn't going to do more, but rather implied it was unlikely.
I think he said he was going to make 10 asdfmovies lol
0:18
“WHERES MY MONEY-“
This has asdfmovie video got to be the most death-est video I've ever seen, yet so funny.
We started from "I got your nose!" to straight up kill streaks. Parkour, baby.
Is there a problem
@@ciphergacha9100 maybe
What ? Doesn't this happen in your universe ?
@@ciphergacha9100 yeah there is.
HE'S GOT A NOSE
**GUNSHOTS FIRED!!!**
Egg
If this series was a quote it would be:
“I was not expecting that.”
"but i was expecting not to expect something, so it doesn't count."
lol
@@dedede5586 r/beatmetoit
If it was a word it would be
"Death"
@@jakob6399 no its very funny
The REAL reason there is no asdfmovie 15 is because everyone dies