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  • Опубликовано: 19 май 2024
  • Ronny Chieng dives into the CDC’s decision to drop COVID isolation guidelines, how the U.S. dodged blockades they funded to aid Gaza, and the TSA’s plan to make airport security even more annoying with self-service checkpoints. Plus, Troy Iwata reports from the New York subway system, where National Guards are conducting bag checks for some reason? #DailyShow #Gaza #RonnyChieng #TSA #COVID
    00:00 - German Man Receives 217 COVID Vaccines
    01:48 - US Airdrops Meals to Gaza
    03:00 - TSA Tests Self-Service Checkpoints
    04:56 - National Guard Deployed in NYC Subways
    06:34 - Troy Iwata Reports Live From NYC Subway
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  • @annealarie2257
    @annealarie2257 2 месяца назад +1249

    Ronny is killing it! ❤😂😂😂

    • @BK-lx5mo
      @BK-lx5mo 2 месяца назад +7

      Right?! I just think they need to mic his voice better, give him a hand-held mic like a standup comedian. Can't complain, though. Great job Ronny and Desi.

    • @xjtreex
      @xjtreex 2 месяца назад +14

      Yeah, he's on fire in this clip

    • @VictorRochaGaming
      @VictorRochaGaming 2 месяца назад +5

      Yeah, he is.

    • @TheUrbanEpicure
      @TheUrbanEpicure 2 месяца назад +2

      Overall I like Kosta better, but I have to say, Ronny did really well this time. He's basically a younger (and Asian) Lewis Black at this point.

    • @samuelchow3425
      @samuelchow3425 2 месяца назад +5

      He really is - absolute 🔥🔥🔥🔥this whole week

  • @Ceicel08
    @Ceicel08 2 месяца назад +584

    I like this guy, when he hurles that insult it feels like one of your friends taking a dig

    • @kennethc2466
      @kennethc2466 2 месяца назад +2

      Except he works for billionaires who write what comes out of his mouth.

    • @TheJamesLykins
      @TheJamesLykins 2 месяца назад +7

      @@kennethc2466 yeah? Who?

    • @AlfRow
      @AlfRow 2 месяца назад

      It feels like he is reading it from a teleprompter.

    • @seeleunit2000
      @seeleunit2000 2 месяца назад +10

      ​@@AlfRow He probably is. It is not uncommon.

    • @KangarooKommando
      @KangarooKommando 2 месяца назад +9

      @seeleunit2000 Does it matter? The immune system boo khaki (errored when I used the actual word) bit absolutely destroyed me

  • @AbbreviatedReviews
    @AbbreviatedReviews 2 месяца назад +460

    Virtual TSA agents? If there's no one groping you while you stand barefoot at the front of a line of 100 people, why even fly?

  • @petergiaschi35
    @petergiaschi35 2 месяца назад +454

    Thank you, Ronny. These airdrops are the most hypocritical things I've seen so far. And there's been a lot.

    • @omw2fub559
      @omw2fub559 2 месяца назад +17

      Said, expired foods are dropped in that airdrops

    • @helios7212
      @helios7212 2 месяца назад +37

      ​@omw2fub559 it's not, those are MREs 🙄🙄 And yo I've been supporting Palestine statehood for a long time, long before it was trendy on the internet.... but still... if you are being cynical about Palestinians getting food and aid??? Check yourself if you're actually helping anything 🙄 just saying.

    • @technokicksyourass
      @technokicksyourass 2 месяца назад +10

      @@helios7212 What I'm cynical about is the videos of armed Hamas soldiers taking the aid from civilians and using it to continue the conflict.

    • @davidbryden7904
      @davidbryden7904 2 месяца назад +23

      ​@omw2fub559 No, that is the inspection date, not an expiration date. The military packaging always has those. The MRE's are fine.

    • @alhusseinfarah4194
      @alhusseinfarah4194 2 месяца назад +30

      @@technokicksyourass I'm just curious here but color me logical, do you actually have anything at all that supports that?

  • @sunnyside9273
    @sunnyside9273 2 месяца назад +380

    Ronnie's comedic anger is what we all needed.

    • @binaryvoid0101
      @binaryvoid0101 2 месяца назад +1

      Love Ronnie and promising new correspondent Troy Iwata.

  • @XenopathDNB
    @XenopathDNB 2 месяца назад +1010

    TSA trying to go full digital self-service is just begging ransomware developers to target them.

    • @helios7212
      @helios7212 2 месяца назад +43

      😂😂😂😂😔 No one ever thinks of the possible consequences or misuse of their technology these days 🤦‍♂️ Least not nearly enough

    • @dylanwirtz869
      @dylanwirtz869 2 месяца назад +14

      Gilfoyle will definitely find a way

    • @SnarkyMarx
      @SnarkyMarx 2 месяца назад

      That's because STEM education ideology devalued the things that make us human, The Arts which informs foresight..@@helios7212

    • @DeezNutsOvaYoFace
      @DeezNutsOvaYoFace 2 месяца назад +6

      So you would rather have them use software from the mid 80s that looks like hacker code?
      When they use primitive tech, people say to innovate. When they innovate, the same people say that this is foolish. Make up your minds will ya?

    • @braisiano
      @braisiano 2 месяца назад +5

      We already have it for years here in the Netherlands. And we love it. It's so much faster insane! Maybe not as safe. But there is always a person whos watching the xray so its not only AI. And not from home! Balance is the key to progress.

  • @treesknow
    @treesknow 2 месяца назад +192

    Okay - That Troy Iwata segment is bang on! Military Spending! First time I've seen this correspondent - Love him!

    • @magicmarker7047
      @magicmarker7047 2 месяца назад +7

      I thought that segment was hilarious, still laughing.

    • @buapakz
      @buapakz 2 месяца назад +2

      It’s a conundrum!!! 😂

  • @bkilpatrick5828
    @bkilpatrick5828 2 месяца назад +223

    The US air dropping food in Gaza, is like someone chopping your arm off and then giving you a band aid to "deal with it."

    • @nollabarakat9286
      @nollabarakat9286 2 месяца назад +3

      Yes 💔💔💔💔

    • @Jinxx9081
      @Jinxx9081 2 месяца назад

      The problem is no one can agree on which side to support. Israel is our ally but they have been committing war crimes that the US does not endorse. So by sending food we were trying to avoid choosing one side over the other and helping the people. The United States gets blamed no matter what we do. We should just become an isolationist society at this point since everything we do is wrong anyway. Most of our allies just use us for weapons and then treat us like trash when they’ve gotten what they want. That’s why the “America first” mentality has gained so much popularity. Why is it Americas responsibility to aid either side? When we leave countries alone they say we are heartless and cruel to allow it to happen. When we try to step in they say we are war mongers. America should just focus on ourselves and other countries should stop asking for our help.

    • @Serotonin101
      @Serotonin101 2 месяца назад +13

      what's funnier, they drop it in the seashore where its hard to retrieve.

    • @13Berzerker
      @13Berzerker 2 месяца назад +9

      Lets vote for SANCTIONS & BOYCOTT for Israel instead of weapons - no matter which country you live in, i live in germany ♥ Free Palestine ♥

    • @MarkMoon-mw1bh
      @MarkMoon-mw1bh 2 месяца назад +2

      The United States dropped atomic bombs to Japan, and then airlifted food to Japan.

  • @samuelgardner2653
    @samuelgardner2653 2 месяца назад +308

    "The War Prize" is WILD

    • @Drownedinblood
      @Drownedinblood 2 месяца назад +12

      You laugh but that's how Trump and his ilk feel about war. Remember they were angry that we didn't even get all the oil in Iraq.

    • @MisterCynic18
      @MisterCynic18 2 месяца назад +11

      Collecting the spoils of war was the primary reason to go to war for most of human history. Kinda still is.

    • @LegendaryBrandon1
      @LegendaryBrandon1 2 месяца назад +1

      @@MisterCynic18The spoils are land, oil, and minerals MARIE.

    • @sinaRambo
      @sinaRambo 2 месяца назад

      @@LegendaryBrandon1a+ comment

    • @jenstarfella
      @jenstarfella 2 месяца назад

      Aka the freedom and life prize. You're welcome

  • @presceskys
    @presceskys 2 месяца назад +627

    Ronny is doing great and I love Troy- more of both, please!

    • @helios7212
      @helios7212 2 месяца назад +6

      👏👏👏 Agreed 💯

    • @myrrabaity7033
      @myrrabaity7033 2 месяца назад +7

      Troy keeps it relevant with the genz and younger millenials- who are actually interested in politics but grew up with media and so get bored of the old way of presenting and communicating. It’s a whole new world!

    • @miniaddict4534
      @miniaddict4534 2 месяца назад +8

      Long term? Those are big words, I don’t follow 😂

    • @jonathonhambleton2747
      @jonathonhambleton2747 2 месяца назад +1

      These past couple weeks have really been TDS Dream Team material

  • @AJeziorski1967
    @AJeziorski1967 2 месяца назад +496

    Got to say, Troy Iwata is an excellent addition to the team! Also, Ronny is doing a terrific job hosting, as did Desi and Michael over the past couple of weeks. Amazing amount of talent at the Daily Show ... And I kind of feel like Jon Stewart's return has given the entire show a boost, even though he's only on once a week.

    • @whocares9033
      @whocares9033 2 месяца назад +13

      100%
      I've watched the Daily Show since it was hosted by Craig Kilburn, and Jon Stewart is the BEST thing to ever happen to the show
      When he left, the show went downhill, but it feels like since he's back, even though it's only once a week, the entire show has gone back up in quality

    • @megamanx466
      @megamanx466 2 месяца назад +6

      😂 @ "the war prize"
      That was pretty funny.

    • @missharvey
      @missharvey 2 месяца назад +1

      Totally agree

    • @dzart8460
      @dzart8460 2 месяца назад +3

      Same I subbed just for John but this guy is funny as well

    • @LucenProject
      @LucenProject 2 месяца назад +4

      I haven't seen enough of Peewee Herman to be sure, but it felt like he was bringing some of that energy.

  • @ylein6508
    @ylein6508 2 месяца назад +147

    I am amazed at the way Troy can easily roll his eyes and point them towards each other momentarily

    • @keithnelson3691
      @keithnelson3691 2 месяца назад +3

      Absolutely had a peewee Herman feel

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- 2 месяца назад

      just du it. Look up, to the side, at your nose, don't think about them eyes. If you keep looking right and to your nose, only the 1 eye moves.
      A mirror and boredom as a child is little to be amazed about 😅

  • @C0gnitiveDissident
    @C0gnitiveDissident 2 месяца назад +243

    "Least efficient and most expensive" ... merica!

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 2 месяца назад +4

      Superb...

    • @bluehero-96
      @bluehero-96 2 месяца назад +23

      Just like American "healthcare."

    • @AsobiMedio
      @AsobiMedio 2 месяца назад +17

      And completely ineffective for solving the underlying problem.

    • @jerseymetalmike5111
      @jerseymetalmike5111 2 месяца назад +8

      And "it's military dollars" 😂

    • @rlud304
      @rlud304 2 месяца назад +2

      M’urica

  • @shanereber7715
    @shanereber7715 2 месяца назад +233

    Troy is brilliant, Ronny is hilarious, great job y'all.

  • @pyronymph-868
    @pyronymph-868 2 месяца назад +126

    34,000 meals ready to eat is nothing for 2.5 million displaced people😢

    • @andybaldman
      @andybaldman 2 месяца назад +35

      But it’s great propaganda!

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 2 месяца назад +7

      I think the US military used to refer to MREs as "Meals Rejected by the Enemy".

    • @Khronogi
      @Khronogi 2 месяца назад +7

      Let's take em back then since you've complained. Point being its better than nothing, because we can also do nothing if you want.

    • @hassaanahmedart
      @hassaanahmedart 2 месяца назад +21

      Actually it would be better if they did nothing, like sending weapons to Israel. Not just the 500m$ that is public but 100 other shipments under 25m$ to keep them secret.

    • @davidbryden7904
      @davidbryden7904 2 месяца назад +6

      I agree! I've heard that Gaza is on the brink of famine (officially). Unfortunately, air drops are all that we are currently able to do without actually having "boots on the ground," something that nobody wants.
      However, there's a plan to use ships and bring in substantially more food and medicine that's being hashed out right now, according to a recent report. This will involve actually building a pier in northern Gaza (Gaza doesn't have a harbor large enough to accommodate large ships) so larger amounts of aid can be brought in on a sustained basis.
      Hopefully, this will happen soon.🙏

  • @MaryG-tp1hm
    @MaryG-tp1hm 2 месяца назад +42

    The airdrops are dangerous in the field. The metal or wood pallets come down and sometimes starving people run to them and are crushed under them. This happened in Somalia after the first Gulf war.

    • @LouiseChong-xk5xp
      @LouiseChong-xk5xp 2 месяца назад +9

      Already happened, 5 hit and lost their life because parachute didn't open. Thought he gonna joke about this

    • @YGSTAN06
      @YGSTAN06 2 месяца назад +1

      I'm Somali and didnt know about this.
      Thankyou for sharing.

  • @BK-lx5mo
    @BK-lx5mo 2 месяца назад +166

    THANK YOU RONNY AND JON STEWART FOR SPEAKING OUT AGAINST THE ATROCITIES IN G&Z&. We see you, we appreciate you.

    • @kazuma7232
      @kazuma7232 2 месяца назад +7

      Why did you censor Gaza?

    • @Weirdbrit
      @Weirdbrit 2 месяца назад +18

      @@ndukasmithand? doesn't take away from the message with the reach it has

    • @MrBoliao98
      @MrBoliao98 2 месяца назад

      They are having Ramadan, they'd be starving anyways.

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 2 месяца назад +28

      @@MrBoliao98Ah yes, because only eating after nightfall is the exact same as not eating at all 🤦‍♂

    • @MrBoliao98
      @MrBoliao98 2 месяца назад +5

      @@creativedesignation7880 look at how plump the kids are, they are not starving. It's not like they are skins and bones, that's starving.

  • @brittb1696
    @brittb1696 2 месяца назад +228

    Just as a reminder, over the past 50 years we've given Israel $3+ BILLION PER YEAR. To say they owe us would be a massive understatement. It really _should_ be as simple as, "Move."

    • @NotUnymous
      @NotUnymous 2 месяца назад

      What you fail to understand is, that you didnt buy Israel with this money. You supported their (wrong-) doings in exchange for influence and a base of operational in the middle east. And now you do so even If it means to enable and support genocide.

    • @middleagebrotips3454
      @middleagebrotips3454 2 месяца назад

      Biden admin doesn't understand how humiliating this is.

    • @beckybnyc322
      @beckybnyc322 2 месяца назад +5

      👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @SouryaDP
      @SouryaDP 2 месяца назад +13

      I agree. The US has a huge leverage on Israel, so I don’t know what the fuss is all about.

    • @KlRobbie
      @KlRobbie 2 месяца назад

      Stop using microsoft computers and software, Intel chips, stop using medical devices and cures, stop using your phone... practically go back to the stone age as those are mostly developed and researched in israel... so pull out and go to your cave.

  • @juraj_b
    @juraj_b 2 месяца назад +130

    glad you're finally talking about Gaza... before Jon Stewart came back, there were crickets...

    • @MG-pj2oo
      @MG-pj2oo 2 месяца назад

      Wonder why you're not talking about hamas still not releasing the hostages..... everyone screaming for a cease-fire appears to have forgotten about that small detail - the one about the terrorist massacre that intentionally spawned this result. And the fact that they are refusing to release 135 more innocent hostages. Still hasn't set in for you that the Palestinians are dying at the hands of Hamas? That hamas uses them as human shields and attacked innocent people in Israel with the INTENT to get their own civilians killed? I swear, the brain rot continues to amaze.

    • @guymontag2948
      @guymontag2948 2 месяца назад +17

      @@MG-pj2oo Blocking aid has nothing to do with whether or not there's a cease fire. It's a war crime, and one of many.

    • @CovenoftheOpenMind
      @CovenoftheOpenMind 2 месяца назад

      ​@@guymontag2948 Hamas is a terrorist organization. This is not a war.

    • @sangeet9100
      @sangeet9100 2 месяца назад +14

      The fear of Israel among politicians and media is tragically comical

    • @whiteknight8734
      @whiteknight8734 2 месяца назад

      @@sangeet9100 US politicians will forever be Israel and AIPAC's pockets if they can't get out of the 2 party political system. Israel have a complete universal health care bought and paid for by USA when Americans inside USA are dying everyday for a lack of affordable healthcare.

  • @austinholt4022
    @austinholt4022 2 месяца назад +260

    Ha! Ronnie is amazing as always. First time seeing Troy! - freaking rockstar timing!

    • @soliniv1411
      @soliniv1411 2 месяца назад +11

      Troy my 2nd favorite correspondent right after desi

    • @JayHindo
      @JayHindo 2 месяца назад +1

      Rockstar chops!!!

    • @jamesjross
      @jamesjross 2 месяца назад +2

      Timing, pacing always difficult live and he smashed it out the park. does great little faces etc as well. Looks like he has funny bones.

  • @kahlesstakethewheel
    @kahlesstakethewheel 2 месяца назад +49

    Ronny is absolutely my favorite non-Jon Stewart host! His delivery is top tier, expert timing and sardonicism.

  • @carlychamberlain4237
    @carlychamberlain4237 2 месяца назад +63

    So grateful Ronny is still around ❤❤

  • @xkevinzee
    @xkevinzee 2 месяца назад +43

    that german experiment joke was brutal 😂

    • @raginggerman5377
      @raginggerman5377 2 месяца назад

      Indeed. 👏

    • @sangeet9100
      @sangeet9100 2 месяца назад

      Meanwhile, Israel is on a genocidal experiment of their own, for decades. But media and politicians will keep that talking for after it's all over - maybe a century later

    • @xinyiquan666
      @xinyiquan666 2 месяца назад +3

      actually german did not do that, it was japan who did it by 731 units,

  • @Th3Psych0hippy
    @Th3Psych0hippy 2 месяца назад +40

    This is just fantastic. The reporting, the writing, and the delivery are all just brilliant.

  • @immortalasirpa6006
    @immortalasirpa6006 2 месяца назад +63

    More Troy Iwata, please. Dude is hilarious.

  • @whatamess8764
    @whatamess8764 2 месяца назад +39

    Ronny needs to host again!!!

  • @theblackwidower
    @theblackwidower 2 месяца назад +113

    I have a friend in the Danish military who told me about some aid drops to Gaza that she was organizing. So it's not just the US getting involved in this.

    • @hewhohasnoidentity4377
      @hewhohasnoidentity4377 2 месяца назад

      The USA just wants credit for any aid.

    • @guymontag2948
      @guymontag2948 2 месяца назад

      @@hewhohasnoidentity4377 He just wants to get reelected. He's finally realized that supporting such horrific crimes might be enough for him to lose to the orange felon.

    • @uktalvitie6928
      @uktalvitie6928 2 месяца назад

      Yep, but Danish probably do not give Israel billions of dollars for weapons?

    • @silasfrisenette9226
      @silasfrisenette9226 2 месяца назад +1

      I am not sure it has been decided yet, right? They are just considering it, still 🤔

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 2 месяца назад +10

      How does it possibly make it sound better?

  • @Philusteen
    @Philusteen 2 месяца назад +25

    Ronny Chieng is fantastic.

  • @QueenSaffryn
    @QueenSaffryn 2 месяца назад +47

    The War Prize, suddenly US Military spending makes sense, I had no idea, I take back everything I have ever said about excessive military spending :P

    • @dkathrens77
      @dkathrens77 2 месяца назад

      War has always been about profit. Before, during and after.

  • @HoneyBadger80886
    @HoneyBadger80886 2 месяца назад +26

    "Calories are calories except when you're sad" ❤❤

  • @IkanisuShikari
    @IkanisuShikari 2 месяца назад +56

    I'm loving Troy's energy and his bang-on timing!

  • @SteelYoda
    @SteelYoda 2 месяца назад +24

    "The War Prize." 😆

  • @KingLionTV1
    @KingLionTV1 2 месяца назад +18

    Thanks to the daily show we can take time out in the middle of the night and laugh at the horrific things happening everyday 😂

  • @kateuhler7803
    @kateuhler7803 2 месяца назад +11

    TSA should be more concerned with whether or not the door will stay on the plane mid-air.

  • @chuuu4610
    @chuuu4610 2 месяца назад +26

    Ronnie’s humour is the perfect amount of offensive lol

  • @a.nasongo3152
    @a.nasongo3152 2 месяца назад +35

    Ronny has been killing it tbh

  • @maccurtis730
    @maccurtis730 2 месяца назад +22

    Remote TSA Agent: "Now just pretend I am not even there".

    • @jerseymetalmike5111
      @jerseymetalmike5111 2 месяца назад

      "What are we supposed to do tackle ourselves?".Both hilarious and made a great point!

  • @knaz7468
    @knaz7468 2 месяца назад +13

    Subway segment was fantastic. That new dude is hilarious.

  • @KesselRunner606
    @KesselRunner606 2 месяца назад +11

    I love Ronnie. He has a real edge.

  • @Mikesean45
    @Mikesean45 2 месяца назад +96

    Just in case people are learning about it here...The CDC didn't drop the guidelines for COVID because it became less contagious or dangerous, they did it because people were "more likely to follow it if it was easier". If you have COVID you should still isolate until you test negative, usually 10 days, if you can. And either way, wear a respirator.

    • @Monsterenergy791
      @Monsterenergy791 2 месяца назад +3

      No, a bandana or a cloth mask with holes in it.

    • @Caedus696
      @Caedus696 2 месяца назад +22

      Easier said than done when most employers do not have Covid leave anymore and a majority of the population cannot survive 10 days of unpaid leave.

    • @Mikesean45
      @Mikesean45 2 месяца назад +9

      @@Caedus696 It's true, I did say if you can. I've seen employers drop any covid leave they had left after the CDC changed guidelines. Wear a respirator mask if you must work, and take it as easy as you possibly can while sick.

    • @bombelz
      @bombelz 2 месяца назад +1

      ​Covid leave? Cant you visit a doctor if you're sick and the doctor decides if you can work? If not, of course you would get paid @Caedus696

    • @Caedus696
      @Caedus696 2 месяца назад +6

      @@bombelz Once more. No not really. Walmart, the biggest employer in the united states has never taken doctor’s notes even before COVID.

  • @drewdanaceau8844
    @drewdanaceau8844 2 месяца назад +3

    I love Troy, he's a fantastic new addition to the TDS team

  • @jamesgeorge4874
    @jamesgeorge4874 2 месяца назад +4

    Ronny delivers the news in a way nobody else can.

  • @RM-xl1ed
    @RM-xl1ed 2 месяца назад +203

    Ronny is the best possible daily show host. dude is hilarious

    • @LoveProWrestling
      @LoveProWrestling 2 месяца назад +3

      You spelled Roy Wood Jr wrong.

    • @syrialak101
      @syrialak101 2 месяца назад +5

      @@LoveProWrestling You spelled Jon Stewart wrong.

    • @magjuergenstefani4015
      @magjuergenstefani4015 2 месяца назад

      Ronny is that guy from South Africa, right?

    • @GTA5Player1
      @GTA5Player1 2 месяца назад +1

      Mean Asian is decent, but he's got nothing on Jon Stewart! He really perfected that "we're all doomed" style of comedy

  • @brettmurphy7588
    @brettmurphy7588 2 месяца назад +5

    Ronnie's rage is really funny. Troy has amazing timing. Great segment.

  • @ReadEc-ei7tb
    @ReadEc-ei7tb 2 месяца назад +7

    Ronny's headlines are spectacular! Great piece!!!

  • @scienceoffinance1778
    @scienceoffinance1778 2 месяца назад +7

    Why not DeFund TSA and Cut the Military budget in Half and give that money back as a refund?

  • @caesandraseawell1518
    @caesandraseawell1518 2 месяца назад +6

    Troy is a joy to watch and Ronny + Troy riffing off each other’s energy is comedy gold🎭

  • @MavvyMaloneTV
    @MavvyMaloneTV 2 месяца назад +2

    “You think I wanna be alone with my thoughts on public transport? I’d rather get stabbed!” Accurate 😂🤣 Keep talking that talk Ronny!

  • @silverhooligan1256
    @silverhooligan1256 2 месяца назад +7

    If they accidentally have a cat avatar during TSA zoom meeting, maybe worth while.

  • @Sage-marigold
    @Sage-marigold 2 месяца назад +15

    Ronny is amazing!

  • @elizabethvogt2306
    @elizabethvogt2306 2 месяца назад +13

    Another great monologue. You make me put aside my wine.

  • @shiv421kobra
    @shiv421kobra 2 месяца назад +18

    TROY IWATA IS HILARIOUS I LOVE IT

  • @nuthinmuffins5073
    @nuthinmuffins5073 2 месяца назад +9

    Troy was hilarious; definitely a keeper!

  • @KategariYami
    @KategariYami 2 месяца назад +27

    Hello everyone from the real short version of the upload. Haha thanks to whoever is responsible for the rendering and upload of the show for fixing the mistake! Happens to the best of us.

  • @newton2336
    @newton2336 2 месяца назад +9

    I'm loving Ronny

  • @retrospectors6595
    @retrospectors6595 2 месяца назад +5

    1:45, 5:38 Watching Ronnie’s brain actively fight with his hands’ desire to fidget is genuinely endearing 😂💜

  • @indiebaby
    @indiebaby 2 месяца назад +57

    Dropping COVID isolation is actually insane. So much for the immune compromised who can't get vaccinated for reasons beyond their own control like cancer.

    • @MrSlanderer
      @MrSlanderer 2 месяца назад +8

      Admittedly, the current Covid strains are not as deadly as the first ones.

    • @Americanbadashh
      @Americanbadashh 2 месяца назад +3

      @@MrSlanderer Not as deadly AT FIRST the damage they cause just kills people later

    • @squibbelsmcjohnson
      @squibbelsmcjohnson 2 месяца назад +3

      Ummm they can isolate themselves lol

    • @squibbelsmcjohnson
      @squibbelsmcjohnson 2 месяца назад +1

      They don't need big daddy govt to tell them what they can or can't do.. If they want to isolate.. Isolate

    • @MKPiatkowski
      @MKPiatkowski 2 месяца назад

      @@squibbelsmcjohnson Obviously you've never gone through cancer treatment. You still have to get to appointments and it's scary when you need to take public transit to get there and people are coughing all over the place and you know if you get an infection you have to go to emergency. Not to mention how isolating it is to not be able to go anywhere because people don't have the decency to protect public spaces. Why can't people be a little more careful so everyone can move about in public?

  • @coleyboy1921
    @coleyboy1921 2 месяца назад +3

    Ronny's jokes hit the hardest always, he's effortlessly funny.

  • @lolo-su6ig
    @lolo-su6ig 2 месяца назад +1

    troy's bit & delivery- chef's kiss 💋

  • @joshuairwin3385
    @joshuairwin3385 2 месяца назад +3

    The daily show is the only show right now where the extras are on par with the main host. Ronny is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @Grasshopper.80
    @Grasshopper.80 2 месяца назад +7

    War prize. That one hit hard.

  • @MsKatMays
    @MsKatMays 2 месяца назад +3

    Troy's delivery was excellent! Just absolutely spot on!

  • @LoveDiveChannel
    @LoveDiveChannel 2 месяца назад +19

    Finally a full video...

  • @Rockalanche
    @Rockalanche 2 месяца назад +1

    Please more Troy Iwata! He's a fantastic addition to the show.

  • @ladyxp1
    @ladyxp1 2 месяца назад +6

    The War Prize is so accurate...😅😅😅

  • @edwardallenthree
    @edwardallenthree 2 месяца назад +21

    I laughed at that. I feel ashamed.

  • @xrzeropoint7989
    @xrzeropoint7989 2 месяца назад +1

    I'm absolutely loving that Troy guy! He's a hoot! And Josh Johnson?! They're adding all kinds of new fun talent! And old school Stewie?! This new version of the show is PHENOMENAL!

  • @deliashanahan8375
    @deliashanahan8375 2 месяца назад +8

    “Those are big words, I don’t follow” 😂

  • @magicAlonso1414
    @magicAlonso1414 2 месяца назад +3

    This made my night dude. Ronny you are great

  • @worschtebrot
    @worschtebrot 2 месяца назад +6

    Daily Show is going hard and I love it!

  • @davidcapuzzo
    @davidcapuzzo 2 месяца назад +2

    glad you all are finally talking about gaza

  • @joefekete4384
    @joefekete4384 2 месяца назад +1

    Whoa dude. That was my first time seeing Troy iwata. I thought he was friggin hilarious. More of him please.

  • @l88ch3r
    @l88ch3r 2 месяца назад +7

    Yo... Troy is great. First time seeing them.

  • @angelikalindenau943
    @angelikalindenau943 2 месяца назад +13

    Will intending passengers be prompted to probe their own back passage while there's a queue forming behind them?

    • @helios7212
      @helios7212 2 месяца назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥴

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 2 месяца назад +2

      “Sir, did you stuff that little baggy in your back door or did someone else do it for you?”

  • @DarkPesco
    @DarkPesco 2 месяца назад +1

    Troy is AWESOME!

  • @stringedaz
    @stringedaz 2 месяца назад +8

    Really love Troy! My new favorite!

  • @thomasridley8675
    @thomasridley8675 2 месяца назад +14

    What does a 45% rise in crime even mean. 2 crimes plus 1 is 50%. Can they please just give us some real numbers for a change.

    • @illitero
      @illitero 2 месяца назад +4

      You could have googled it in the time spent writing your comment + my time wasted reading it.

    • @Etrielle
      @Etrielle 2 месяца назад +1

      You read my mind

    • @thomasridley8675
      @thomasridley8675 2 месяца назад +2

      @@illitero
      I will look it up. But that wasn't the point of my comment.
      There isn't a proper frame of reference to work with. Which can give people a loaded view of the problem.

    • @thomasridley8675
      @thomasridley8675 2 месяца назад

      @@Etrielle 😁

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 2 месяца назад +2

      @@thomasridley8675 I agree with you. Gotta have context.

  • @katjaamyx2922
    @katjaamyx2922 2 месяца назад

    Ronny Chieng -- on point on every subject!! And the sketch with Troy Iwata, *chef's kiss*. Keep up the great work.

  • @Shimus36
    @Shimus36 2 месяца назад +1

    Ronnie is genuinely a funny anchor, and Troy has perfect comedic inflection and timing lol.

  • @nedludd7622
    @nedludd7622 2 месяца назад +5

    "Military money just appears when it's needed like a fairy godmother with a rocket launcher." Isn't it funny how that works.

  • @guymontag2948
    @guymontag2948 2 месяца назад +10

    Thanks for keeping it real talking about Gaza. Still funny without tacitly supporting war crimes unlike certain other shows.

  • @jadebennett2934
    @jadebennett2934 2 месяца назад +2

    Corrections is my favorite segment of your show so I really hope you do not stop doing it!

    • @Ramsicle3000
      @Ramsicle3000 2 месяца назад

      I see a Jackal’s comment has accidentally been left on the wrong video… that can happen sometimes with RUclips auto play, I think.
      I also love Corrections, and hope Seth keeps doing them. :)

  • @petedennis5694
    @petedennis5694 2 месяца назад +2

    Mr. Iwata ? A great hire !🇩🇰👍

  • @savage_optimist
    @savage_optimist 2 месяца назад +5

    Troy KILLED the Nimby New Yorker vibe

  • @mc3744
    @mc3744 2 месяца назад +9

    Wow!! An American show with enough courage to mention (indirectly) the genocide happening in Gaza. Real heroes compared to all the other hosts.

    • @codymoe4986
      @codymoe4986 2 месяца назад +1

      Huh? Literally every news program I watch, makes some mentipn of the humanitarian crisis, in Gaza..
      Try watching with your eyes open maybe?

  • @mportman25
    @mportman25 2 месяца назад

    More Troy. Solid delivery. Great addition!

  • @PPunkShorty
    @PPunkShorty 2 месяца назад +1

    Oh Ronny is killing it and Troy is a great addition! Loved his bit 😂

  • @reinman1987cancer
    @reinman1987cancer 2 месяца назад +6

    Ronnie is badass. Love his cynical attitude 😂

  • @RoodBull_SAMA
    @RoodBull_SAMA 2 месяца назад +6

    USA : " SORRY, for bankrolling your extermination, here, have a cookie" 🦅.

  • @briecheezit
    @briecheezit 2 месяца назад

    As always Troy brightens my every moment

  • @Umtree
    @Umtree 2 месяца назад

    Wow.🎉
    I haven’t watched The Daily Show in years.
    These new guys are Awesome.
    I was entertained from start to finish.

  • @BrentHollett
    @BrentHollett 2 месяца назад +6

    US: "Move Israel, Get out of the way, Get out the way, Israel, Get out the way"

  • @itstruckmeeveryday
    @itstruckmeeveryday 2 месяца назад +5

    FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

  • @MahabubRaihan
    @MahabubRaihan 2 месяца назад +1

    Love his weird jokes....one of the best

  • @uzamakileon4448
    @uzamakileon4448 2 месяца назад

    Need more Ronny!

  • @x1v160
    @x1v160 2 месяца назад +9

    Free Palestine! Vote uncommitted!

    • @kc8203
      @kc8203 2 месяца назад +5

      You do realize how silly that is, right? Do you think DT is going to do anything to support a Muslim nation?

    • @Smash_ter
      @Smash_ter 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@kc8203for me it's worse, a lot of people are criminally uninformed on the gaza situation

    • @Smash_ter
      @Smash_ter 2 месяца назад

      ​@@kc8203 when i say this, i mean misrepresenting the whole conflict as a genocide

    • @kc8203
      @kc8203 2 месяца назад +5

      @Smash_ter Well it did begin with the elected governing body of Palestine committing genocide. The scales on either end are not the same by any means, but this situation falls heavier on the shoulders of Hamas than it does Israel. Hamas attacked an ally of the most powerful military the world has ever known while hiding beneath hospitals and daycare centers. They made a choice to sacrifice civilian life by initiating a war. That is not to say Israel has been right in much of what they've been doing, but there is accountability on both sides.

    • @Smash_ter
      @Smash_ter 2 месяца назад +1

      @@kc8203 ngl I agree with this take

  • @hickyxnicky411
    @hickyxnicky411 2 месяца назад

    Troy's physical comdey is incedible!!!

  • @themodeladultcentral6920
    @themodeladultcentral6920 2 месяца назад +3

    great segment about the subway

  • @davida.rodriguez8870
    @davida.rodriguez8870 2 месяца назад

    LOVE Ronny Chieng!

  • @RachelBlomstrom
    @RachelBlomstrom 2 месяца назад +1

    I didn't know I was going to like Ronnie Chang behind the desk so much but his Persona makes for some hilarious punch lines. He's great!