Trump's SCOTUS Immunity Play & GOP Walks Back IVF Stance | The Daily Show
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- Опубликовано: 12 июн 2024
- Michael Kosta dives into the uncertainty of IVF following an Alabama Supreme Court ruling and a proposed FDA plan to label “healthy foods.” Plus, Desi Lydic joins to discuss the Supreme Court’s decision to delay ruling on Trump’s immunity -- which is totally not politically motivated or anything. #DailyShow #Comedy
00:00 - GOP Walks Back IVF Stance
03:26 - FDA Proposes New Logo
04:55 - SCOTUS to Hear the Trump Immunity Case
07:05 - Desi Lydic Weighs in on SCOTUS Delay
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It took the Supreme Court 3 days to unjustly hand the 2000s election to Bush, they can get things done quickly if it suits them.
Almost different lineup back then than now. Only same thing here was Clarence Thomas.
@@mindlessgonzoBut, he didn't have his tip jar out so you could see it then.
ah, you mean when the justices were 25yrs younger? ok, only one of them was there in 2000. he is 75yrs old now
Just because you supported Gore, that doesn't mean Bush's victory is "unjust"
@@mindlessgonzoSo?
I didn't know you could freeze children. Wish I knew this years ago I would have saved a lot on daycare.
Superb
There is still time
That's funny
I mean, technically, it's always been possible.
Cringe
Those pompous “Christians” who screamed that every embryo is a human now have to walk it back. Does that mean they are wrong about other things. And I truly believe that birth control is next on their agenda.
Some of them have already said as much. They'll come for it if they can.
It absolutely is. A few are already saying it openly
Currently, the right to contraception is protected by two landmark Supreme Court decisions, Griswold v. Connecticut (1965) and Eisenstadt v. Baird (1972). In Griswold, the Court recognized that the constitutional right to privacy encompasses the right of married people to obtain contraceptives. That was under the Warren Court, and the current SCOTUS hates everything the Warren court did (including Roe v Wade).
Never trust anyone who touts the, “Holier than thou.” line
Ultrasound after that
Make Accountability Great Again!
Women will get angry at you for saying that tho.
I bet Thomas gets to write the decision brief.
With R. I. CO for both the 'receivers' and the 'givers'...
Agreed, Trump needs to be in prison for sure, not writing bad businesses
@@Kushagra.j simple comment from an even simpler person.
"breed great families" isn't as bad as Tuberville calling children "commodities" as he displayed his complete ignorance of what IVF is.
In another interview, one of the republicans said something like: "Children are our greatest assets".
It is if you remember that part of the Dobbs decision was due to the need for more American babies, by which they mean white babies.
Never was about states rights
100%
@@Annoyed-DragonDon't you mean 0%?
@@Alacritous yeah I don't know?. Is that sarcasm.
Depends@@Annoyed-Dragon
It was though! It was about state's rights to own slaves.
Nobody can say "Kavanaugh hon hon hon" better than Desi Lydic. Michael Costa and you are fantastic together. You absolutely smashed it again. Daily Show saves us all.
The show is fantastic... and their heart is absolutely in the right place... but it's not saving anything... this is an echo chamber and the people who need the information most, that this show provides, will never see this.
But by claiming immunity, isn't that admitting he’s guilty?
Breed lol
No it would just mean he can’t be charged with it if he is, even if he ruled not immune, if he isnt Biden should totally do his own coup, then they still need to prove in court trump did it
It is lol. He's been trying to declare himself dictator above democracy for a long time now. Sad ppl still have a hard time seeing that *sigh*
Exactly. If he were innocent, he wouldn't need immunity.
@@helios7212they don't have a hard time seeing it. They just don't care because of what he symbolizes and represents. I would point out with verifiable examples of exactly what it is that he represents that draws this type of support but we all know that RUclips would delete it anyway lol
Wow. Alabama's crazy has surpassed Florida's. That's depressingly impressive.
FL gonna be mad at them and try to top 'em somehow.
Check out history of both. All states should have a walk of shame. How about one state park per state that is plaques of state’s shame to remind people. Has anybody started a fundraiser for T presidential library?🤪🥱🙄😬👹💩😡🤡
@@bettyjones113 There is a Donald Trump Tweet Library lol
People from Georgia think Alabama is a wasteland of ignorance and inbreeding. Now that's saying something.
The stolen documents case is an ESPIONAGE case!!! Some of the missing docs & an important 10” binder are still missing. How about we talk about that!
And covid denial was genocide!
Knowing Trump, he probably passed the information to Russia or the Saudis for a stay in Maralago
We know exactly where they are, he sold them to the Saudi's.
$2 Billion dollars invested in a Jared Kushner as he formed an investment fund, clearly since he has such genius in investing, it is little known but Jared learned quant. algorithms based on the most advanced deep learning models all from Trump. So there is nothing at all strange about him recieving $2 billion from the Saudi's literally out of the blue for no reason anyone can point to, not that that literally doesn't happen everyday right, nothing 'shady' or 'sus' about the Saudi's handing $2 billion to Jared again the moment he leaves the White House..., t
The answer to where all the missing top secret docs went that Trump has.... including nuclear secrets which Kusher over 4 times tried to sneak past the pentagon watchdogs and stop him from giving to the Saudi's... is not hard to figure out. Trump is literally not smart enough to carry out secret plans. And why bother, he has never had an issue with commiting blatant fraud, and not coming out richer for it, even when caught. Trump University, Trump Airlines, Trump Casino, Trump Towers suddenly getting 1/2 a billion invested just as he was about to lose everything due to all his businesses going bankrupt. and then despite not other banks willing to give Trump any money having defaulted on loan after loan, and him pocketing the money from the businesses he invested the banks money in. Somehow he still walks away with the money he literally just pocketed instead of putting it into his business the loan was supposedly for. But then suddenly just as Trump is going down, he magically get 1/2 a Billion to pay off his loan back interest, etc, and at the same time, the heads of the Russian mafia all move into the Trump tower appartment, middle floor. Again, nothing sus here...
Seriously though, in regards to the docs. Kushner spent his entire time in the white house doing deals as the Saudi's lap dog, and as soon as Trump's terms end, immediately Trump gets a giant gulf tournament hosted at his resort by the Saudi's putting well over $100 million dollars in profit into his pocket. And then $2 Billion is magically infested in Kushners overnight formed investment firm, where he just decides where to spend $2 billion dollars, the Saudi's probably expet that they will never see a dime of that money back... and that is the entire point isn't it. How to pay off Trump and Kushner for services rendered while they both did the Saudi's bidding in the White House. Remember when the Saudi's literally carved up a Washtington Post reporter and shoved him into a suitcase they brought back to Saudi to dispose of his body in the most disrepsectful way for his family, and new wife who was left suddenly with no husband/father. And Trump literally goes on TV, with all the reporters around him, and says how amazing it is that the Saudi's are going to buy some of Americas most advanced weapons, and how many billions they are spending. Doesnt' that just sum up the Trump family. Pure narcastic greed, with zero, and I mean absolutely zero humanity in them.... How much do you think Trump cared about that reporter being murdered by the guy he is trying to steal nuclear secrets for...
I mean yea, where are those documents, why is there no investigation happening. Likely the same reason Epstein was never allowed to speak in his court case, the same reason why Trump is likely going to get out of 4 crimes he commited, including a literally attempt to overthrow the US government sending his Maga cult to the captial in an attempt to keep him in power after he lost the election.
Why does the media not even cover such stories, why does the FBI, Homeland, etc not investigate this, where are those documents? Did Trump copy or send the Saudi's any documents? Part of the issue i think is the only person who can really order that investigation is the head of the FBI, or Homeland, and or Biden. And Biden is so old he likely thinks that if he asks for that issue to be investigated it will be someting FOX news can then turn around and say 'see Biden's witch hunt' all these criminal charges are false... But at this point who cares. Trump is already pushing that narrative, and it is already workingon his base... So stop bending over to try to be 'better then the right', this is a fight for democracy, freedom, and for America as the country is was meant to be, the country that the majority want it to be, and Biden is so protected, so gone, he can't even comprehend the danger that is happening right now. Biden cares more about thinking he deserves to be president after doing 'his time' under other presidents, etc. That he would rather risk losing to Trump because people think he is too senile, then let a better Democratic candidate run for office...
Some lady got 60 years for abusing her children. How much do you get for freezing them?
Nothing because the gop are going to take them and donate them to their side chicks 🐥
I am on your side, but FU for making fun of that kind of child abuse. If you had any kind of contact with these children you would realize how gross your "satire" is
@@izayus11 this is not satire, this is a very real question
cloning and genetic engineering are not the same as IVF. Keeping IVF legal does not mean these unrelated things become legal. Ridiculous.
Kosta finding the groove is excellent to watch. 😊😊💜
0:12 Legerly
@@ishotmybossColbert and Seth fk up words once a night at least
Ronny Chieng would probably suit the host role more though. Costa was always the funniest correspondent because he's better without a script or teleprompter. Ronny Chieng would just be funny reading because of his accent and emoting style
Desi knocked it out of the park tonight!!!
Always does 👑
This whole IVF issue only shows how broken the judicial, executive, and legislative branches are.
"It helps them breed great families."
Gives major eugenics vibes, doesn’t it?
@@kconway2263Yeah it screams Eugenics. 😮😮😮
@@kconway2263 Animal husbandry. too.
@@annmarieknappAt this point, it feels very much like the next RNC will have everyone going “Heil Hydra”.
But they’ll think they’re the Red Skull or Baron Zemo. In reality, they would be Fenris.
They sell children they take away from parents. Look into it for parents that had their kids taken away from them for false reasons
Everybody is talking about the Supreme Court and how terrible it is that they're delaying the trial by a few months, but I blame the attorney General who sat on his hands for a couple years until he finally decided to name a special counsel. This is on Merrick Garland.
Garland failed to follow investigative best practices; he should have opened a case starting on the evening of 1/6 - instead he just blew it off; and here we are.
Merrick Garland was not in office on 1/6. That was the day his selection was announced. He was formally nominated when Biden assumed office on the 1/20/21, and wasn't confirmed by the senate until March. He was sworn into office on March 11th.
He did not appoint a special prosecutor until Nov 2022. That's 8 months. But during those months congress was doing its investigations and depositions. So basically an investigation was in progress. Not sure what took the special counsel so long given that a ton of work had been done for them already.
Anybody else getting the feeling that the GQP is trying to build a serf class?
They're ok with breeding out more republicans, but they draw the line at potentially curing genetic diseases before they happen or the all mighty three person shimeruh
I think the serf class has been under construction for a long time. What boggles the mind is how easy it is to end up with a massive underclass supporting a miniscule owning class time and time again no matter what we learn about how few of us benefit from that.
I've said this a little differently. We are looking at the served and the servants.
Of course. That's why Republicans hate welfare.
Yes
Alabama just decided that Frozen Burritos are now legally Mexican children and mini-pizzas are legally Italian children.
All hail Tom Parker!
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
I'd believe it at this point. 🤷♂
The movie studio A24 will now make a movie about an alternative history were HydeSmith didn't stop the rise of ChiaPets.
every uncracked chicken egg is a full grown Chic-Fil-A sandwich!
The Supreme Court ruled a few years ago that corporations are people too. Corporations are only sentences on paper. Sentences are made up of words. When you think about it, words are made up of letters. So does that mean letters are people too?
Incidentally, corporations were invented to not die, so they would outlive the people that created them.
Remember when Romney said, "Corporations ARE people, my friends!" I wish somebody in the crowd had screamed, "THEN WHY AREN'T THEY TAXED LIKE PEOPLE???"
Who's saying they(letters) aren't!? 😜
ruclips.net/video/-IpoJhjdb7c/видео.htmlsi=DBXklzb5TW8SGhkG
@@user-mq1bx4qn1x ruclips.net/video/-IpoJhjdb7c/видео.html 😏
Holy heck, Desi was amazing in this bit. Perfect timing and delivery, didn't miss a beat. Thank you for the laughs 😂😂
How about just showing the vitamin information on foods again? Trump got rid of labeling requirements and they haven't been restored, or at least enforced, I've eaten broccoli and carrots that apparently just has iron, and nothing has vitamin c in it anymore, guess it just stopped existing as a molecule.
I support this. So much 💩💩under T, I was unaware. Thanks.
Vitamin C never existed. It was a hoax perpetrated by the globist, maxist, humanist, bourgeois elite to try to get people to eat less red meat, because they hate our christian freedom. #MAGA
South Park had this pegged 25 years ago....
As a wheelchair user who may have no other option other than IVF (won’t know for certain until after tests but not at that point in life yet) it is extremely dumb that it’s even an argument anywhere. I have friends who have wonderful families that were only possible because of it and there are many others who don’t have another option. The US political landscape is truly an atrocity to anyone trying to live a happy fulfilling life.
Use your vote and protect your rights, I hope your state doesn't fall down the crazy hole and you get to enjoy the family I'm sure you deserve.
IF YOU THINK THIS IS BAD, IMAGINE HOW MUCH WORSE IT'LL BE ONCE REPUBLICANS HAVE FULL POWER AGAIN?!
Project 2025 is terrifying, even worse, the majority of voting Americans I know have 0 idea what it is about..
Granting almost total power to our potus will be a huge mistake
💯💯💯💯💯💯🎯😔
You have to speak slow to Kosta, apparently. He doesn't have the attention span to read or know how to pronounce Chimera 🤦♂️
@@helios7212r/wooosh
@@SunGodPortal I didn't miss the joke, just didn't think it was very funny and poking fun at him for it. Welcome to comedy. We can agree to disagree if you liked it
Costa and Desi are in perfect form!
"Chimmuruhs" took me out 💀😭
Whoa, whoa. You're saying republicans don't actually stick to their convictions, mean what they say or have an honest message?!
Yeah, no, yeah, only if there's money in it.
Whoa, whoa. You're saying Republicans are as trustworthy as Russian politicians?!
I mean, I'd say it's more of a politician thing than any particular flavor of politician. I don't feel like anyone with masses of power and money is too great about moral convictions and honesty.
@@AludraEltaninAltair Republicans are demonstrably, consistently worse.
Hard to believe, I know. It's almost as if---and bear with me here---they are using the American people's superstitions and blind loyalty to tradition-for-tradition's sake against those very same people.
I thought immunity merely provides protection from prosecution while still in office. He's not in office anymore. And in any case, the president can't just do whatever he pleases and get away with it. The law applies to everyone.
Yes , President Bidon can Whack Citizen trump anytime till his term is over😂
Wanna make a $1 bet on that?
There was the Teflon Don, but Trump is greasy as his orange paint.
The supreme Court are establishing a dangerous precedent. Pun intended
First rule of America is realizing that the law of this land applies only to the poor.
The ideas is that you can't prosecute him without a full impeachment. But the defense during the impeachment is that they didn't want to punish him without a proper trial. This in effect creates conditions where he cannot be prosecuted or impeached, which is very convenient for the GOP.
Trump has outrun Karma for 77 years. A reckoning is way-past-do.🏳️🌈🤨🏳️🌈
past due, but, yes.
And we are all cheering Karma on.
Doesn't look like much of a reckoning to me. Plus so many young people saying they'll hand Trump votes by voting independent due to adorable idealism and absolute naivety about what's at stake
the rich have been living generation after generation without accountability. no idea why you think it's going to change now. he will need to be defeated at the polls again and we will, once again, rebel and lives will be lost. most of our present day voters are the result of removing civics and basic critical thinking classes. why were they removed? to artificially raise testing scores.
Based on the facts, he's your new president.
America is a shiny beacon on a hill, a beacon that shows the rest of the world just how crazy things can get.
You guys are the bomb, thank you, so needed this!!
Mike Johnson saying IVF is a blessing sounded awkward.
I know we all tune in on Mondays for Jon Stewart but the content from all of the hosts since he’s been back has been hilarious AF 😂 I’m glad Comedy Central uploads them early since I’m on the Westcoast and I can’t always tune in at 11pm
GOP knows how unpopular they are with this stuff
But they keep doing this stuff
That's why they're trying to dismantle democracy. It's how they will be able to accomplish all their unpopular stuff.
@@CortexNewsServicebc they do the foot in the door technique that companies like Netflix and now Wendy's are doing
And, people keep voting for them anyways.
@@VaultBoy13 Because Trump wills it! 🤷♂
Love it Costa. You are crushing it ❤
"The Chimera was a legendary, fire-breathing monster of Greek myth that hailed from Lycia (southwestern Asia Minor). The offspring of Typhon and Echidna, the Chimera ravaged the lands of Lycia until Bellerophon, a hero from Corinth, mounted on the winged horse Pegasus was able to slay it."
The Royal Navy had a ship (well, a series of ships) called Bellerophon. The sailors nicknamed it "Billy Ruffian".
Thanks! I like history lessons even if mythical. Open minds
And it’s pronounced “kye- mer-ah”.
@@nanniwa *Republicans aren't sending their best*
These days the name is used generally to refer to any create made up of several different animals.
Who needs IVF when you have forced birth 🤷🏼♀️
That's when adoption is normally Hallelujahed from the rafters, like it's a Saving Grace! /s
* sorry I'm Texan, all I hear about the debate is how adoption is the superior option : |
I think that the Daily Show needs to keep the rotating hosts. Talk about the best of all worlds. This crew is stellar!
“If you can pass through a spaghetti strainer, you’re not human” 🤣
Did that lady mean to attempt to say chimera...🧐
Producers will think this is BS, but so help me, I’m French American, and Desi made the only hon hon hon joke approveable.
It was really well done.
Cuz Desi is awesome
He lost the E. Jean Carroll case and the NY Fraud case, so there's that.
He deserves jail. I doubt it will happen. That would require actual justice. That's in short supply these days.
It was just the civil fraud case, there's still the criminal fraud case to come. Eventually.
Michael Costa - surprisingly funny as an anchor. Who knew? More please!
I wanted Klepper to be the permanent host, but Kosta is reeeally giving him a run for his money.
Oh Alabama... Making the rest of the nation to look bad.
Well, Ala is gonna Bama!
Thank you for doing your job so well
You guys are going to be seen and heard this next year, brave/bravo
Michael Kosta needs his own show. His persona needs to shine like a "Colbert Report" or "Last Week Tonight".
Nah Roy does! Look at his podcast views!
He sure did say breed family WOW
Wouldn't labeling "healthy" foods be super hard because dietary needs differ from person to person? I get excluding anything with particularly poisonous ingredients and stuff like that, but high sodium or fat potentially being blacklisted seems weird to me.
No, like 97% of our food is high calorie, nutritionally deficient, cancerous poison, and most would be banned in many other nations as it's sold on the US.
No one needs chips or artificial sugars for their diets
Kosta en fuego!!
Love it!!
Saying the quiet part out loud… He really did mean “breed “
The “chimera” pronunciation is so funny
Love this team!!!! 😂😂❤❤😂😂😂😂
Order a PB & J sandwich in Alabama and the server walks out with a handful of wheat tassels, some peanuts and some grapes.
How do we get rid. Of a
all the rotten apples in the barrel
Vote blue. Vote early.
Fetch the "Holy Hand Grenade"!
We dissolve the current federal legislature and ban anyone from running who has ever held office. We further ban anyone with business or law degrees. Then we hire single parents with minimum wage jobs who know how to get things done. And oh yeah...it nay on paid lobbyists and privately owned corporations being permitted to advocate as if they were people.
@@OakleyMoodie clearly you haven't seen what that rabbit can do.
Vote
I was chewing on an apple so I literally had to go back and hear him say 'breed'
garland must be so proud. not only has his laziness endangered his own country, but, it has only emboldened the violent, criminal political element in other countries, like brazil and india, who now feel they're beyond reproach. way to go. merrick. you've endangered the whole world.
Okay, where’s Dulcé Sloan?
saw her interviewed re: her book!
She's been promoting her book "Hello, Friends!"
Earing more food and getting even more obese...
@@udntknomeXX Sounds fun.
We need to forget SCOTUS and just vote BLUE.
Oh? For who? The demented corpse?
I hope to see more of Kosta as an anchor!
[KY] + [MEER] + [UH] 👹
She probably thinks Chicago is pronounced "chee-cago"
I soooooo wanted to put the pronunciation in a comment but you beat me to it lol. Cheers.
@@katarinad1309 Was beaten as well, didn't notice till after I posted. 🤷♂️
If frozen embryos are human, then we should be able to claim them as dependents 0:13
Well done Desi, nailed it 👌👊
Thank you, Jon Stewart, for The Daily Show and for your ever-so-vital contributions of intelligence and wit. We are with you!
Desi!! Love the glasses. Even more beautiful and funny as ever. I'd love to hear her actual take on the IVF case.
Brilliant, just brilliant!
“An ongoing battle between Trump and karma.” Priceless 😅😅😅😅
Desi steals the show whenever she is on the daily show.
Kosta killed it last week!
theyre all hysterical. the daily show is brimming with talent
When roe v wade was repelled I predicted an ‘f around and find out’ would occur ironically swinging everyone more pro choice as the realities and consequences of conservative policy actually set in now they were free to implement them.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if you want to make a Conservative Party unelectable just give them free reign to implement their policies unchecked…
Can say the same about democrats, how have the past 4 years been for you? Having fun yet putting 5 dollar avocados on your toast?
Both parties in America and unelectable and yet you dummies keep voting.
@@TheSuperappelflap Um, no. Last time I checked democrats aren't trying to overthrow our democracy. They aren't telling people what to read, how to dress, what they can do with their bodies. They aren't trying to take away the people's ability to vote.
Having Trump as president again (or ANY republican for that matter), is terrifying. They have fully embraced fascism.
Pack the court.
Yup. Needed.
tRUMP for jail
Never knew how different Michael Kosta was as a host versus a correspondent, but he's downright amazing!!
If you can fit through a spaghetti strainer you are not human *anymore*
GET THESE SENIOR CITIZENS OUT OF OFFICE!
Bob Kosta is killing it!
If they were humble and admitted they were not in line with the majority of Americans, and voted the way their constituents want them to, this would be a great brand boost for the GOP.
That would require them to care about actual policies
No laws, just vibes
those desi bathroom jokes had me laughing, but yup at this rate, the orange guy will get away with it
MA and RI have now allowed the morning after pill.
Great stuff
Why do we even have a Supreme Court?
So Republicans can pack it with fundamentalist Christian crazy people. Duh!
wow great episode!!!!
We need people making laws that can at least properly learn about what they are trying to push forward.
This is GOING TO THE HEART of Democracy and OUR FREEDOMS
Michael is killin it this week
I like Kosta --- I hope to see more of him
It’s not a Winnebago. It’s a motor coach which is a whole other animal.
_There go my people, I must find out where they are going so that I may lead them._
Michael Kosta would make a fine permanent host (along with Jon). He's very funny. (An upvote for Desi Lydic, too!)
I got to admit that chimeras would be amazing.
4:19 you are safe. Fruit roll ups have the same nutritional value as any fruit. 😂
To "breed a family" is just on the same despicable level as the term "human resources", neutral, objective and heartless!
love me some Kosta
New rule: You can't legislate against something you can't pronounce.
I think the Daily Show should just keep switching out their corespondents each week bc they are all great.
Could the FDA limit how much corn syrup is in our food?
It’s the glasses! Wonderful
When youre pre born youre fine. Once youre born youre on your own. George carlin