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  • Опубликовано: 12 июн 2024
  • Michael Kosta dives into the uncertainty of IVF following an Alabama Supreme Court ruling and a proposed FDA plan to label “healthy foods.” Plus, Desi Lydic joins to discuss the Supreme Court’s decision to delay ruling on Trump’s immunity -- which is totally not politically motivated or anything. #DailyShow #Comedy
    00:00 - GOP Walks Back IVF Stance
    03:26 - FDA Proposes New Logo
    04:55 - SCOTUS to Hear the Trump Immunity Case
    07:05 - Desi Lydic Weighs in on SCOTUS Delay
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  • @slothachunk
    @slothachunk 3 месяца назад +915

    It took the Supreme Court 3 days to unjustly hand the 2000s election to Bush, they can get things done quickly if it suits them.

    • @mindlessgonzo
      @mindlessgonzo 3 месяца назад +21

      Almost different lineup back then than now. Only same thing here was Clarence Thomas.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 3 месяца назад +66

      @@mindlessgonzoBut, he didn't have his tip jar out so you could see it then.

    • @embreis2257
      @embreis2257 3 месяца назад +12

      ah, you mean when the justices were 25yrs younger? ok, only one of them was there in 2000. he is 75yrs old now

    • @atlasfeynman1039
      @atlasfeynman1039 3 месяца назад +3

      Just because you supported Gore, that doesn't mean Bush's victory is "unjust"

    • @sherryelle225
      @sherryelle225 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@mindlessgonzoSo?

  • @EattheApple666
    @EattheApple666 3 месяца назад +695

    I didn't know you could freeze children. Wish I knew this years ago I would have saved a lot on daycare.

  • @ellenmadsen7308
    @ellenmadsen7308 3 месяца назад +587

    Those pompous “Christians” who screamed that every embryo is a human now have to walk it back. Does that mean they are wrong about other things. And I truly believe that birth control is next on their agenda.

    • @Adam.Langton
      @Adam.Langton 3 месяца назад +77

      Some of them have already said as much. They'll come for it if they can.

    • @CortexNewsService
      @CortexNewsService 3 месяца назад +54

      It absolutely is. A few are already saying it openly

    • @postive-vibes
      @postive-vibes 3 месяца назад

      Currently, the right to contraception is protected by two landmark Supreme Court decisions, Griswold v. Connecticut (1965) and Eisenstadt v. Baird (1972). In Griswold, the Court recognized that the constitutional right to privacy encompasses the right of married people to obtain contraceptives. That was under the Warren Court, and the current SCOTUS hates everything the Warren court did (including Roe v Wade).

    • @joshuastanton6731
      @joshuastanton6731 3 месяца назад +51

      Never trust anyone who touts the, “Holier than thou.” line

    • @slh35661
      @slh35661 3 месяца назад +18

      Ultrasound after that

  • @simulationkoyo
    @simulationkoyo 3 месяца назад +359

    Make Accountability Great Again!

    • @Kushagra.j
      @Kushagra.j 3 месяца назад

      Women will get angry at you for saying that tho.

    • @michaellewellyn9080
      @michaellewellyn9080 3 месяца назад +1

      I bet Thomas gets to write the decision brief.

    • @yishnir
      @yishnir 3 месяца назад +1

      With R. I. CO for both the 'receivers' and the 'givers'...

    • @nerdofworlds
      @nerdofworlds 3 месяца назад +4

      Agreed, Trump needs to be in prison for sure, not writing bad businesses

    • @veganpotterthevegan
      @veganpotterthevegan 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@Kushagra.j simple comment from an even simpler person.

  • @urkiddingme6254
    @urkiddingme6254 3 месяца назад +222

    "breed great families" isn't as bad as Tuberville calling children "commodities" as he displayed his complete ignorance of what IVF is.

    • @CZpersi
      @CZpersi 3 месяца назад +10

      In another interview, one of the republicans said something like: "Children are our greatest assets".

    • @jturtle5318
      @jturtle5318 3 месяца назад +8

      It is if you remember that part of the Dobbs decision was due to the need for more American babies, by which they mean white babies.

  • @BlackBoy1620
    @BlackBoy1620 3 месяца назад +217

    Never was about states rights

    • @Annoyed-Dragon
      @Annoyed-Dragon 3 месяца назад +14

      100%

    • @Alacritous
      @Alacritous 3 месяца назад

      @@Annoyed-DragonDon't you mean 0%?

    • @Annoyed-Dragon
      @Annoyed-Dragon 3 месяца назад +9

      @@Alacritous yeah I don't know?. Is that sarcasm.

    • @AlbertHess-xy7ky
      @AlbertHess-xy7ky 3 месяца назад

      Depends@@Annoyed-Dragon

    • @DavidGuild
      @DavidGuild 3 месяца назад +9

      It was though! It was about state's rights to own slaves.

  • @channarosenblatt8197
    @channarosenblatt8197 3 месяца назад +147

    Nobody can say "Kavanaugh hon hon hon" better than Desi Lydic. Michael Costa and you are fantastic together. You absolutely smashed it again. Daily Show saves us all.

    • @apelike
      @apelike 3 месяца назад +1

      The show is fantastic... and their heart is absolutely in the right place... but it's not saving anything... this is an echo chamber and the people who need the information most, that this show provides, will never see this.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 3 месяца назад +836

    But by claiming immunity, isn't that admitting he’s guilty?

    • @Democracy982
      @Democracy982 3 месяца назад +17

      Breed lol

    • @georgesmith4768
      @georgesmith4768 3 месяца назад

      No it would just mean he can’t be charged with it if he is, even if he ruled not immune, if he isnt Biden should totally do his own coup, then they still need to prove in court trump did it

    • @helios7212
      @helios7212 3 месяца назад +130

      It is lol. He's been trying to declare himself dictator above democracy for a long time now. Sad ppl still have a hard time seeing that *sigh*

    • @joeblankenship377
      @joeblankenship377 3 месяца назад +79

      Exactly. If he were innocent, he wouldn't need immunity.

    • @nikivory6891
      @nikivory6891 3 месяца назад +34

      ​​@@helios7212they don't have a hard time seeing it. They just don't care because of what he symbolizes and represents. I would point out with verifiable examples of exactly what it is that he represents that draws this type of support but we all know that RUclips would delete it anyway lol

  • @ChaosTheoriesLux
    @ChaosTheoriesLux 3 месяца назад +104

    Wow. Alabama's crazy has surpassed Florida's. That's depressingly impressive.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 3 месяца назад +12

      FL gonna be mad at them and try to top 'em somehow.

    • @bettyjones113
      @bettyjones113 3 месяца назад +4

      Check out history of both. All states should have a walk of shame. How about one state park per state that is plaques of state’s shame to remind people. Has anybody started a fundraiser for T presidential library?🤪🥱🙄😬👹💩😡🤡

    • @ChaosTheoriesLux
      @ChaosTheoriesLux 3 месяца назад +5

      @@bettyjones113 There is a Donald Trump Tweet Library lol

    • @lanceash
      @lanceash 3 месяца назад

      People from Georgia think Alabama is a wasteland of ignorance and inbreeding. Now that's saying something.

  • @ktmac7610
    @ktmac7610 3 месяца назад +160

    The stolen documents case is an ESPIONAGE case!!! Some of the missing docs & an important 10” binder are still missing. How about we talk about that!

    • @sleepnomore6065
      @sleepnomore6065 3 месяца назад

      And covid denial was genocide!

    • @DaDaDanceProject
      @DaDaDanceProject 3 месяца назад

      Knowing Trump, he probably passed the information to Russia or the Saudis for a stay in Maralago

    • @Arrogan28
      @Arrogan28 2 месяца назад

      We know exactly where they are, he sold them to the Saudi's.
      $2 Billion dollars invested in a Jared Kushner as he formed an investment fund, clearly since he has such genius in investing, it is little known but Jared learned quant. algorithms based on the most advanced deep learning models all from Trump. So there is nothing at all strange about him recieving $2 billion from the Saudi's literally out of the blue for no reason anyone can point to, not that that literally doesn't happen everyday right, nothing 'shady' or 'sus' about the Saudi's handing $2 billion to Jared again the moment he leaves the White House..., t
      The answer to where all the missing top secret docs went that Trump has.... including nuclear secrets which Kusher over 4 times tried to sneak past the pentagon watchdogs and stop him from giving to the Saudi's... is not hard to figure out. Trump is literally not smart enough to carry out secret plans. And why bother, he has never had an issue with commiting blatant fraud, and not coming out richer for it, even when caught. Trump University, Trump Airlines, Trump Casino, Trump Towers suddenly getting 1/2 a billion invested just as he was about to lose everything due to all his businesses going bankrupt. and then despite not other banks willing to give Trump any money having defaulted on loan after loan, and him pocketing the money from the businesses he invested the banks money in. Somehow he still walks away with the money he literally just pocketed instead of putting it into his business the loan was supposedly for. But then suddenly just as Trump is going down, he magically get 1/2 a Billion to pay off his loan back interest, etc, and at the same time, the heads of the Russian mafia all move into the Trump tower appartment, middle floor. Again, nothing sus here...
      Seriously though, in regards to the docs. Kushner spent his entire time in the white house doing deals as the Saudi's lap dog, and as soon as Trump's terms end, immediately Trump gets a giant gulf tournament hosted at his resort by the Saudi's putting well over $100 million dollars in profit into his pocket. And then $2 Billion is magically infested in Kushners overnight formed investment firm, where he just decides where to spend $2 billion dollars, the Saudi's probably expet that they will never see a dime of that money back... and that is the entire point isn't it. How to pay off Trump and Kushner for services rendered while they both did the Saudi's bidding in the White House. Remember when the Saudi's literally carved up a Washtington Post reporter and shoved him into a suitcase they brought back to Saudi to dispose of his body in the most disrepsectful way for his family, and new wife who was left suddenly with no husband/father. And Trump literally goes on TV, with all the reporters around him, and says how amazing it is that the Saudi's are going to buy some of Americas most advanced weapons, and how many billions they are spending. Doesnt' that just sum up the Trump family. Pure narcastic greed, with zero, and I mean absolutely zero humanity in them.... How much do you think Trump cared about that reporter being murdered by the guy he is trying to steal nuclear secrets for...
      I mean yea, where are those documents, why is there no investigation happening. Likely the same reason Epstein was never allowed to speak in his court case, the same reason why Trump is likely going to get out of 4 crimes he commited, including a literally attempt to overthrow the US government sending his Maga cult to the captial in an attempt to keep him in power after he lost the election.
      Why does the media not even cover such stories, why does the FBI, Homeland, etc not investigate this, where are those documents? Did Trump copy or send the Saudi's any documents? Part of the issue i think is the only person who can really order that investigation is the head of the FBI, or Homeland, and or Biden. And Biden is so old he likely thinks that if he asks for that issue to be investigated it will be someting FOX news can then turn around and say 'see Biden's witch hunt' all these criminal charges are false... But at this point who cares. Trump is already pushing that narrative, and it is already workingon his base... So stop bending over to try to be 'better then the right', this is a fight for democracy, freedom, and for America as the country is was meant to be, the country that the majority want it to be, and Biden is so protected, so gone, he can't even comprehend the danger that is happening right now. Biden cares more about thinking he deserves to be president after doing 'his time' under other presidents, etc. That he would rather risk losing to Trump because people think he is too senile, then let a better Democratic candidate run for office...

  • @karenc6501
    @karenc6501 3 месяца назад +111

    Some lady got 60 years for abusing her children. How much do you get for freezing them?

    • @brendawatkins6448
      @brendawatkins6448 3 месяца назад +4

      Nothing because the gop are going to take them and donate them to their side chicks 🐥

    • @izayus11
      @izayus11 3 месяца назад +2

      I am on your side, but FU for making fun of that kind of child abuse. If you had any kind of contact with these children you would realize how gross your "satire" is

    • @cessposter
      @cessposter 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@izayus11 this is not satire, this is a very real question

  • @AwesomeFish12
    @AwesomeFish12 3 месяца назад +43

    cloning and genetic engineering are not the same as IVF. Keeping IVF legal does not mean these unrelated things become legal. Ridiculous.

  • @rainecormier2935
    @rainecormier2935 3 месяца назад +105

    Kosta finding the groove is excellent to watch. 😊😊💜

    • @ishotmyboss
      @ishotmyboss 3 месяца назад +2

      0:12 Legerly

    • @JanaeSmith
      @JanaeSmith 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@ishotmybossColbert and Seth fk up words once a night at least

    • @Caiyrog
      @Caiyrog 3 месяца назад +1

      Ronny Chieng would probably suit the host role more though. Costa was always the funniest correspondent because he's better without a script or teleprompter. Ronny Chieng would just be funny reading because of his accent and emoting style

  • @e.8756
    @e.8756 3 месяца назад +48

    Desi knocked it out of the park tonight!!!

    • @Carlteezus
      @Carlteezus 3 месяца назад +2

      Always does 👑

  • @innnews6299
    @innnews6299 3 месяца назад +14

    This whole IVF issue only shows how broken the judicial, executive, and legislative branches are.

  • @eottoe2001
    @eottoe2001 3 месяца назад +63

    "It helps them breed great families."

    • @kconway2263
      @kconway2263 3 месяца назад +16

      Gives major eugenics vibes, doesn’t it?

    • @annmarieknapp
      @annmarieknapp 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@kconway2263Yeah it screams Eugenics. 😮😮😮

    • @eottoe2001
      @eottoe2001 3 месяца назад

      @@kconway2263 Animal husbandry. too.

    • @christopherbennett5858
      @christopherbennett5858 3 месяца назад +1

      @@annmarieknappAt this point, it feels very much like the next RNC will have everyone going “Heil Hydra”.
      But they’ll think they’re the Red Skull or Baron Zemo. In reality, they would be Fenris.

    • @bonnieb9238
      @bonnieb9238 3 месяца назад

      They sell children they take away from parents. Look into it for parents that had their kids taken away from them for false reasons

  • @imsmeagol911
    @imsmeagol911 3 месяца назад +16

    Everybody is talking about the Supreme Court and how terrible it is that they're delaying the trial by a few months, but I blame the attorney General who sat on his hands for a couple years until he finally decided to name a special counsel. This is on Merrick Garland.

    • @hannahpumpkins4359
      @hannahpumpkins4359 3 месяца назад +1

      Garland failed to follow investigative best practices; he should have opened a case starting on the evening of 1/6 - instead he just blew it off; and here we are.

    • @LC-sc3en
      @LC-sc3en 3 месяца назад

      Merrick Garland was not in office on 1/6. That was the day his selection was announced. He was formally nominated when Biden assumed office on the 1/20/21, and wasn't confirmed by the senate until March. He was sworn into office on March 11th.
      He did not appoint a special prosecutor until Nov 2022. That's 8 months. But during those months congress was doing its investigations and depositions. So basically an investigation was in progress. Not sure what took the special counsel so long given that a ton of work had been done for them already.

  • @LuvPureCom
    @LuvPureCom 3 месяца назад +184

    Anybody else getting the feeling that the GQP is trying to build a serf class?

    • @Mike__B
      @Mike__B 3 месяца назад

      They're ok with breeding out more republicans, but they draw the line at potentially curing genetic diseases before they happen or the all mighty three person shimeruh

    • @AludraEltaninAltair
      @AludraEltaninAltair 3 месяца назад +52

      I think the serf class has been under construction for a long time. What boggles the mind is how easy it is to end up with a massive underclass supporting a miniscule owning class time and time again no matter what we learn about how few of us benefit from that.

    • @nancyosullivan719
      @nancyosullivan719 3 месяца назад +9

      I've said this a little differently. We are looking at the served and the servants.

    • @scifirealism5943
      @scifirealism5943 3 месяца назад

      Of course. That's why Republicans hate welfare.

    • @scifirealism5943
      @scifirealism5943 3 месяца назад +4

      Yes

  • @geargeekpdx3566
    @geargeekpdx3566 3 месяца назад +119

    Alabama just decided that Frozen Burritos are now legally Mexican children and mini-pizzas are legally Italian children.

    • @MK-lh3xd
      @MK-lh3xd 3 месяца назад +1

      All hail Tom Parker!

    • @annmarieknapp
      @annmarieknapp 3 месяца назад +2

      😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @megamanx466
      @megamanx466 3 месяца назад

      I'd believe it at this point. 🤷‍♂

    • @MrYago-xd7um
      @MrYago-xd7um 3 месяца назад

      The movie studio A24 will now make a movie about an alternative history were HydeSmith didn't stop the rise of ChiaPets.

    • @beaniepq
      @beaniepq 3 месяца назад +2

      every uncracked chicken egg is a full grown Chic-Fil-A sandwich!

  • @nedludd7622
    @nedludd7622 3 месяца назад +19

    The Supreme Court ruled a few years ago that corporations are people too. Corporations are only sentences on paper. Sentences are made up of words. When you think about it, words are made up of letters. So does that mean letters are people too?
    Incidentally, corporations were invented to not die, so they would outlive the people that created them.

    • @lanceash
      @lanceash 3 месяца назад +8

      Remember when Romney said, "Corporations ARE people, my friends!" I wish somebody in the crowd had screamed, "THEN WHY AREN'T THEY TAXED LIKE PEOPLE???"

    • @megamanx466
      @megamanx466 3 месяца назад

      Who's saying they(letters) aren't!? 😜
      ruclips.net/video/-IpoJhjdb7c/видео.htmlsi=DBXklzb5TW8SGhkG

    • @megamanx466
      @megamanx466 3 месяца назад

      @@user-mq1bx4qn1x ruclips.net/video/-IpoJhjdb7c/видео.html 😏

  • @quietreason8679
    @quietreason8679 3 месяца назад +14

    Holy heck, Desi was amazing in this bit. Perfect timing and delivery, didn't miss a beat. Thank you for the laughs 😂😂

  • @AlexLyman-zb4jt
    @AlexLyman-zb4jt 3 месяца назад +38

    How about just showing the vitamin information on foods again? Trump got rid of labeling requirements and they haven't been restored, or at least enforced, I've eaten broccoli and carrots that apparently just has iron, and nothing has vitamin c in it anymore, guess it just stopped existing as a molecule.

    • @bettyjones113
      @bettyjones113 3 месяца назад +9

      I support this. So much 💩💩under T, I was unaware. Thanks.

    • @daverapp
      @daverapp 3 месяца назад

      Vitamin C never existed. It was a hoax perpetrated by the globist, maxist, humanist, bourgeois elite to try to get people to eat less red meat, because they hate our christian freedom. #MAGA

  • @mindslayer8252
    @mindslayer8252 3 месяца назад +23

    South Park had this pegged 25 years ago....

  • @Sitskier123
    @Sitskier123 3 месяца назад +22

    As a wheelchair user who may have no other option other than IVF (won’t know for certain until after tests but not at that point in life yet) it is extremely dumb that it’s even an argument anywhere. I have friends who have wonderful families that were only possible because of it and there are many others who don’t have another option. The US political landscape is truly an atrocity to anyone trying to live a happy fulfilling life.

    • @kevinsmarts9953
      @kevinsmarts9953 3 месяца назад +1

      Use your vote and protect your rights, I hope your state doesn't fall down the crazy hole and you get to enjoy the family I'm sure you deserve.

  • @geminiaxelrod4592
    @geminiaxelrod4592 3 месяца назад +54

    IF YOU THINK THIS IS BAD, IMAGINE HOW MUCH WORSE IT'LL BE ONCE REPUBLICANS HAVE FULL POWER AGAIN?!

    • @MsTMarie83
      @MsTMarie83 3 месяца назад

      Project 2025 is terrifying, even worse, the majority of voting Americans I know have 0 idea what it is about..
      Granting almost total power to our potus will be a huge mistake

    • @helios7212
      @helios7212 3 месяца назад +3

      💯💯💯💯💯💯🎯😔

    • @helios7212
      @helios7212 3 месяца назад

      You have to speak slow to Kosta, apparently. He doesn't have the attention span to read or know how to pronounce Chimera 🤦‍♂️

    • @derAtze
      @derAtze 3 месяца назад

      ​@@helios7212r/wooosh

    • @helios7212
      @helios7212 3 месяца назад

      @@SunGodPortal I didn't miss the joke, just didn't think it was very funny and poking fun at him for it. Welcome to comedy. We can agree to disagree if you liked it

  • @oxfood
    @oxfood 3 месяца назад +6

    Costa and Desi are in perfect form!

  • @junawallace7315
    @junawallace7315 3 месяца назад +8

    "Chimmuruhs" took me out 💀😭

  • @user-cn8nu6lq4w
    @user-cn8nu6lq4w 3 месяца назад +115

    Whoa, whoa. You're saying republicans don't actually stick to their convictions, mean what they say or have an honest message?!

    • @BrandonOsborn404
      @BrandonOsborn404 3 месяца назад +16

      Yeah, no, yeah, only if there's money in it.

    • @helios7212
      @helios7212 3 месяца назад

      Whoa, whoa. You're saying Republicans are as trustworthy as Russian politicians?!

    • @AludraEltaninAltair
      @AludraEltaninAltair 3 месяца назад +5

      I mean, I'd say it's more of a politician thing than any particular flavor of politician. I don't feel like anyone with masses of power and money is too great about moral convictions and honesty.

    • @user-cn8nu6lq4w
      @user-cn8nu6lq4w 3 месяца назад

      @@AludraEltaninAltair Republicans are demonstrably, consistently worse.

    • @lanceash
      @lanceash 3 месяца назад

      Hard to believe, I know. It's almost as if---and bear with me here---they are using the American people's superstitions and blind loyalty to tradition-for-tradition's sake against those very same people.

  • @bakerkawesa
    @bakerkawesa 3 месяца назад +130

    I thought immunity merely provides protection from prosecution while still in office. He's not in office anymore. And in any case, the president can't just do whatever he pleases and get away with it. The law applies to everyone.

    • @manueldaniel2654
      @manueldaniel2654 3 месяца назад

      Yes , President Bidon can Whack Citizen trump anytime till his term is over😂

    • @kenhasibar2624
      @kenhasibar2624 3 месяца назад +8

      Wanna make a $1 bet on that?
      There was the Teflon Don, but Trump is greasy as his orange paint.

    • @Jose-Luis.Garnica-Sanchez
      @Jose-Luis.Garnica-Sanchez 3 месяца назад +11

      The supreme Court are establishing a dangerous precedent. Pun intended

    • @norsehorse84
      @norsehorse84 3 месяца назад

      First rule of America is realizing that the law of this land applies only to the poor.

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 3 месяца назад +21

      The ideas is that you can't prosecute him without a full impeachment. But the defense during the impeachment is that they didn't want to punish him without a proper trial. This in effect creates conditions where he cannot be prosecuted or impeached, which is very convenient for the GOP.

  • @timothym.orourke5283
    @timothym.orourke5283 3 месяца назад +226

    Trump has outrun Karma for 77 years. A reckoning is way-past-do.🏳️‍🌈🤨🏳️‍🌈

    • @vladtepes97
      @vladtepes97 3 месяца назад +25

      past due, but, yes.

    • @Arulane
      @Arulane 3 месяца назад +15

      And we are all cheering Karma on.

    • @annnee6818
      @annnee6818 3 месяца назад +10

      Doesn't look like much of a reckoning to me. Plus so many young people saying they'll hand Trump votes by voting independent due to adorable idealism and absolute naivety about what's at stake

    • @jwn741
      @jwn741 3 месяца назад

      the rich have been living generation after generation without accountability. no idea why you think it's going to change now. he will need to be defeated at the polls again and we will, once again, rebel and lives will be lost. most of our present day voters are the result of removing civics and basic critical thinking classes. why were they removed? to artificially raise testing scores.

    • @user-gh1fu6yc4f
      @user-gh1fu6yc4f 3 месяца назад

      Based on the facts, he's your new president.

  • @mhyl02
    @mhyl02 3 месяца назад +13

    America is a shiny beacon on a hill, a beacon that shows the rest of the world just how crazy things can get.

  • @Salemwitchkitty
    @Salemwitchkitty 3 месяца назад +35

    You guys are the bomb, thank you, so needed this!!

  • @kaisnawa
    @kaisnawa 3 месяца назад +12

    Mike Johnson saying IVF is a blessing sounded awkward.

  • @jex_one
    @jex_one 3 месяца назад +6

    I know we all tune in on Mondays for Jon Stewart but the content from all of the hosts since he’s been back has been hilarious AF 😂 I’m glad Comedy Central uploads them early since I’m on the Westcoast and I can’t always tune in at 11pm

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 3 месяца назад +62

    GOP knows how unpopular they are with this stuff

    • @CortexNewsService
      @CortexNewsService 3 месяца назад +7

      But they keep doing this stuff

    • @skleroosis
      @skleroosis 3 месяца назад

      That's why they're trying to dismantle democracy. It's how they will be able to accomplish all their unpopular stuff.

    • @Jose-Luis.Garnica-Sanchez
      @Jose-Luis.Garnica-Sanchez 3 месяца назад

      ​@@CortexNewsServicebc they do the foot in the door technique that companies like Netflix and now Wendy's are doing

    • @VaultBoy13
      @VaultBoy13 3 месяца назад +5

      And, people keep voting for them anyways.

    • @megamanx466
      @megamanx466 3 месяца назад

      @@VaultBoy13 Because Trump wills it! 🤷‍♂

  • @haroldascott7521
    @haroldascott7521 3 месяца назад +4

    Love it Costa. You are crushing it ❤

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 3 месяца назад +56

    "The Chimera was a legendary, fire-breathing monster of Greek myth that hailed from Lycia (southwestern Asia Minor). The offspring of Typhon and Echidna, the Chimera ravaged the lands of Lycia until Bellerophon, a hero from Corinth, mounted on the winged horse Pegasus was able to slay it."

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 3 месяца назад +6

      The Royal Navy had a ship (well, a series of ships) called Bellerophon. The sailors nicknamed it "Billy Ruffian".

    • @bettyjones113
      @bettyjones113 3 месяца назад +4

      Thanks! I like history lessons even if mythical. Open minds

    • @nanniwa
      @nanniwa 3 месяца назад +21

      And it’s pronounced “kye- mer-ah”.

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@nanniwa *Republicans aren't sending their best*

    • @Sora8740
      @Sora8740 3 месяца назад +3

      These days the name is used generally to refer to any create made up of several different animals.

  • @Annoyed-Dragon
    @Annoyed-Dragon 3 месяца назад +29

    Who needs IVF when you have forced birth 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @blowitoutyourcunt7675
      @blowitoutyourcunt7675 3 месяца назад +1

      That's when adoption is normally Hallelujahed from the rafters, like it's a Saving Grace! /s
      * sorry I'm Texan, all I hear about the debate is how adoption is the superior option : |

  • @kar891
    @kar891 3 месяца назад +1

    I think that the Daily Show needs to keep the rotating hosts. Talk about the best of all worlds. This crew is stellar!

  • @LadyPrudence
    @LadyPrudence 3 месяца назад +2

    “If you can pass through a spaghetti strainer, you’re not human” 🤣

  • @oonegro82
    @oonegro82 3 месяца назад +2

    Did that lady mean to attempt to say chimera...🧐

  • @rohankapileshwari2414
    @rohankapileshwari2414 3 месяца назад +39

    Producers will think this is BS, but so help me, I’m French American, and Desi made the only hon hon hon joke approveable.

  • @modernrelic7092
    @modernrelic7092 3 месяца назад +8

    He lost the E. Jean Carroll case and the NY Fraud case, so there's that.
    He deserves jail. I doubt it will happen. That would require actual justice. That's in short supply these days.

    • @kevinsmarts9953
      @kevinsmarts9953 3 месяца назад

      It was just the civil fraud case, there's still the criminal fraud case to come. Eventually.

  • @kgalvin7503
    @kgalvin7503 3 месяца назад +14

    Michael Costa - surprisingly funny as an anchor. Who knew? More please!

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 3 месяца назад +2

      I wanted Klepper to be the permanent host, but Kosta is reeeally giving him a run for his money.

  • @Chrisdena_
    @Chrisdena_ 3 месяца назад +21

    Oh Alabama... Making the rest of the nation to look bad.

  • @joannejohnson7006
    @joannejohnson7006 3 месяца назад +2

    Thank you for doing your job so well
    You guys are going to be seen and heard this next year, brave/bravo

  • @superduper2813
    @superduper2813 3 месяца назад +15

    Michael Kosta needs his own show. His persona needs to shine like a "Colbert Report" or "Last Week Tonight".

    • @sleepnomore6065
      @sleepnomore6065 3 месяца назад

      Nah Roy does! Look at his podcast views!

  • @chiamhengkit2337
    @chiamhengkit2337 3 месяца назад +8

    He sure did say breed family WOW

  • @xochitl2527
    @xochitl2527 3 месяца назад +12

    Wouldn't labeling "healthy" foods be super hard because dietary needs differ from person to person? I get excluding anything with particularly poisonous ingredients and stuff like that, but high sodium or fat potentially being blacklisted seems weird to me.

    • @snarkylive
      @snarkylive 3 месяца назад

      No, like 97% of our food is high calorie, nutritionally deficient, cancerous poison, and most would be banned in many other nations as it's sold on the US.

    • @jacquescousteau4592
      @jacquescousteau4592 3 месяца назад +5

      No one needs chips or artificial sugars for their diets

  • @roberthevern6169
    @roberthevern6169 3 месяца назад +9

    Kosta en fuego!!
    Love it!!

  • @user-qz3yw2eh4g
    @user-qz3yw2eh4g 3 месяца назад +3

    Saying the quiet part out loud… He really did mean “breed “

  • @StoicPrince1674
    @StoicPrince1674 3 месяца назад +1

    The “chimera” pronunciation is so funny

  • @etienelamaine9392
    @etienelamaine9392 3 месяца назад +6

    Love this team!!!! 😂😂❤❤😂😂😂😂

  • @grizzlytastov2945
    @grizzlytastov2945 3 месяца назад +4

    Order a PB & J sandwich in Alabama and the server walks out with a handful of wheat tassels, some peanuts and some grapes.

  • @amadagongora2666
    @amadagongora2666 3 месяца назад +28

    How do we get rid. Of a
    all the rotten apples in the barrel

    • @plaidpanda
      @plaidpanda 3 месяца назад +9

      Vote blue. Vote early.

    • @OakleyMoodie
      @OakleyMoodie 3 месяца назад +1

      Fetch the "Holy Hand Grenade"!

    • @AludraEltaninAltair
      @AludraEltaninAltair 3 месяца назад

      We dissolve the current federal legislature and ban anyone from running who has ever held office. We further ban anyone with business or law degrees. Then we hire single parents with minimum wage jobs who know how to get things done. And oh yeah...it nay on paid lobbyists and privately owned corporations being permitted to advocate as if they were people.

    • @atlasfeynman1039
      @atlasfeynman1039 3 месяца назад +2

      @@OakleyMoodie clearly you haven't seen what that rabbit can do.

    • @letitiajeavons6333
      @letitiajeavons6333 3 месяца назад +4

      Vote

  • @vincentjohnflorio
    @vincentjohnflorio 3 месяца назад +5

    I was chewing on an apple so I literally had to go back and hear him say 'breed'

  • @vladtepes97
    @vladtepes97 3 месяца назад +4

    garland must be so proud. not only has his laziness endangered his own country, but, it has only emboldened the violent, criminal political element in other countries, like brazil and india, who now feel they're beyond reproach. way to go. merrick. you've endangered the whole world.

  • @MikeRiderOOO
    @MikeRiderOOO 3 месяца назад +20

    Okay, where’s Dulcé Sloan?

    • @katsong3302
      @katsong3302 3 месяца назад +2

      saw her interviewed re: her book!

    • @udntknomeXX
      @udntknomeXX 3 месяца назад +3

      She's been promoting her book "Hello, Friends!"

    • @Kushagra.j
      @Kushagra.j 3 месяца назад

      Earing more food and getting even more obese...

    • @MikeRiderOOO
      @MikeRiderOOO 3 месяца назад

      @@udntknomeXX Sounds fun.

  • @johnmorris3721
    @johnmorris3721 3 месяца назад +7

    We need to forget SCOTUS and just vote BLUE.

    • @dmp1962
      @dmp1962 3 месяца назад +2

      Oh? For who? The demented corpse?

  • @xavi3813
    @xavi3813 3 месяца назад +3

    I hope to see more of Kosta as an anchor!

  • @scottmwilhelms2437
    @scottmwilhelms2437 3 месяца назад +16

    [KY] + [MEER] + [UH] 👹

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 3 месяца назад

      She probably thinks Chicago is pronounced "chee-cago"

    • @katarinad1309
      @katarinad1309 3 месяца назад

      I soooooo wanted to put the pronunciation in a comment but you beat me to it lol. Cheers.

    • @scottmwilhelms2437
      @scottmwilhelms2437 3 месяца назад

      @@katarinad1309 Was beaten as well, didn't notice till after I posted. 🤷‍♂️

  • @naukar555
    @naukar555 3 месяца назад +4

    If frozen embryos are human, then we should be able to claim them as dependents 0:13

  • @scotchbarrel4429
    @scotchbarrel4429 3 месяца назад +2

    Well done Desi, nailed it 👌👊

  • @gayleelliott3319
    @gayleelliott3319 20 дней назад

    Thank you, Jon Stewart, for The Daily Show and for your ever-so-vital contributions of intelligence and wit. We are with you!

  • @phoenixluk
    @phoenixluk 3 месяца назад +1

    Desi!! Love the glasses. Even more beautiful and funny as ever. I'd love to hear her actual take on the IVF case.

  • @jemayeljuma2534
    @jemayeljuma2534 3 месяца назад

    Brilliant, just brilliant!

  • @williamchalker9364
    @williamchalker9364 3 месяца назад +5

    “An ongoing battle between Trump and karma.” Priceless 😅😅😅😅

  • @cyradus
    @cyradus 3 месяца назад +3

    Desi steals the show whenever she is on the daily show.

  • @trihops
    @trihops 3 месяца назад

    Kosta killed it last week!

  • @CecilGordon-hp9oc
    @CecilGordon-hp9oc 3 месяца назад

    theyre all hysterical. the daily show is brimming with talent

  • @mattr8750
    @mattr8750 3 месяца назад +4

    When roe v wade was repelled I predicted an ‘f around and find out’ would occur ironically swinging everyone more pro choice as the realities and consequences of conservative policy actually set in now they were free to implement them.
    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if you want to make a Conservative Party unelectable just give them free reign to implement their policies unchecked…

    • @TheSuperappelflap
      @TheSuperappelflap 3 месяца назад

      Can say the same about democrats, how have the past 4 years been for you? Having fun yet putting 5 dollar avocados on your toast?
      Both parties in America and unelectable and yet you dummies keep voting.

    • @dragongirl89115
      @dragongirl89115 3 месяца назад

      @@TheSuperappelflap Um, no. Last time I checked democrats aren't trying to overthrow our democracy. They aren't telling people what to read, how to dress, what they can do with their bodies. They aren't trying to take away the people's ability to vote.
      Having Trump as president again (or ANY republican for that matter), is terrifying. They have fully embraced fascism.

  • @edwardallenthree
    @edwardallenthree 3 месяца назад +4

    Pack the court.

  • @johndillon9791
    @johndillon9791 3 месяца назад +5

    tRUMP for jail

  • @furanrabbits
    @furanrabbits 3 месяца назад

    Never knew how different Michael Kosta was as a host versus a correspondent, but he's downright amazing!!

  • @Julian_Hopf
    @Julian_Hopf 3 месяца назад +9

    If you can fit through a spaghetti strainer you are not human *anymore*

  • @Yobama007
    @Yobama007 3 месяца назад

    GET THESE SENIOR CITIZENS OUT OF OFFICE!

  • @nerfherder4284
    @nerfherder4284 3 месяца назад

    Bob Kosta is killing it!

  • @myphone7568
    @myphone7568 3 месяца назад +4

    If they were humble and admitted they were not in line with the majority of Americans, and voted the way their constituents want them to, this would be a great brand boost for the GOP.

    • @JanaeSmith
      @JanaeSmith 3 месяца назад +2

      That would require them to care about actual policies

  • @Syaska
    @Syaska 3 месяца назад +1

    No laws, just vibes

  • @Gauss6174
    @Gauss6174 3 месяца назад +6

    those desi bathroom jokes had me laughing, but yup at this rate, the orange guy will get away with it

  • @hew195050
    @hew195050 3 месяца назад

    MA and RI have now allowed the morning after pill.

  • @justinmas299
    @justinmas299 3 месяца назад

    Great stuff

  • @grizzlytastov2945
    @grizzlytastov2945 3 месяца назад +1

    Why do we even have a Supreme Court?

    • @lanceash
      @lanceash 3 месяца назад

      So Republicans can pack it with fundamentalist Christian crazy people. Duh!

  • @SirJorgeaguilera
    @SirJorgeaguilera 3 месяца назад

    wow great episode!!!!

  • @yavannapr
    @yavannapr 3 месяца назад

    We need people making laws that can at least properly learn about what they are trying to push forward.

  • @norweijanspruce
    @norweijanspruce 3 месяца назад

    This is GOING TO THE HEART of Democracy and OUR FREEDOMS

  • @mathewpayes7019
    @mathewpayes7019 3 месяца назад

    Michael is killin it this week

  • @cheesyjack1131
    @cheesyjack1131 3 месяца назад

    I like Kosta --- I hope to see more of him

  • @hew195050
    @hew195050 3 месяца назад

    It’s not a Winnebago. It’s a motor coach which is a whole other animal.

  • @silverXnoise
    @silverXnoise 3 месяца назад

    _There go my people, I must find out where they are going so that I may lead them._

  • @splitimage137.
    @splitimage137. 3 месяца назад

    Michael Kosta would make a fine permanent host (along with Jon). He's very funny. (An upvote for Desi Lydic, too!)

  • @grahamc3963
    @grahamc3963 3 месяца назад +1

    I got to admit that chimeras would be amazing.

  • @MorbidGod391
    @MorbidGod391 3 месяца назад +1

    4:19 you are safe. Fruit roll ups have the same nutritional value as any fruit. 😂

  • @tcf70tyrannosapiensbonsai
    @tcf70tyrannosapiensbonsai 3 месяца назад

    To "breed a family" is just on the same despicable level as the term "human resources", neutral, objective and heartless!

  • @agentbachi
    @agentbachi 3 месяца назад

    love me some Kosta

  • @emanzeism
    @emanzeism 3 месяца назад +1

    New rule: You can't legislate against something you can't pronounce.

  • @stephanieelting5013
    @stephanieelting5013 3 месяца назад

    I think the Daily Show should just keep switching out their corespondents each week bc they are all great.

  • @nightfuryrevenge1825
    @nightfuryrevenge1825 3 месяца назад

    Could the FDA limit how much corn syrup is in our food?

  • @bmcc12
    @bmcc12 3 месяца назад +1

    It’s the glasses! Wonderful

  • @robertnapier624
    @robertnapier624 3 месяца назад +1

    When youre pre born youre fine. Once youre born youre on your own. George carlin