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  • Опубликовано: 8 июн 2024
  • Jon Stewart tackles the trial of New Jersey Senator Bob Menedez and questions how other government officials have gotten away with legal corruption for years. Desi Lydic weighs in on Trump’s thirsty VP contenders, Biden challenging Trump to a debate, and former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen roasting the former president during the hush money trial.
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  • @peterhjortshj7319
    @peterhjortshj7319 21 день назад +583

    Its men like Jon that keeps people sane in insane times. He reminds us the value of Free speech, journalism, democratic institutions and laugther. He reminds us of what is at stakes at the moment, and why we must protect it. Thank you Jon😊

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 21 день назад

      He reminds me of the value of comedic acting. The rubes falling for maga are of the same ilk as the rubes falling for liberal comedy. Somewhere in the middle is reality, neither side has the intellectual honesty to compromise. Maga is worse, but, the far left isn't much better. Stop talking, get off the internet and get a job.

    • @IB4UUB4ME
      @IB4UUB4ME 21 день назад +18

      That’s true but at the same time, do you think it makes things worse or lightens the moral value of what corruption is and how people see it, like it’s no big deal or something? I’m kind of torn in that, just curious. I’m not political at all, but I love psychology!! And why/ how people think.

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 21 день назад +4

      @@IB4UUB4ME It is NOT true!! Sir. That is not the truth!! You want the Truth?! I want the Truth!! You can't Handle the truth!!

    • @nutsackmania
      @nutsackmania 21 день назад

      when was a not insane time in your opinion

    • @ravenhwk_7783
      @ravenhwk_7783 21 день назад +5

      Well said!! Thank you. 😁👍

  • @belindawilliams5918
    @belindawilliams5918 21 день назад +221

    Congress should not be trading while in office!!

    • @karmaalstad5588
      @karmaalstad5588 21 день назад +32

      8 year limit!
      Retirement packages based on performance!!

    • @joanfregapane8683
      @joanfregapane8683 21 день назад +16

      They shouldn’t even be allowed to OWN stock at all.

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 21 день назад

      Blame Ronald, the Messiah, Regan. He made it legal. Republicans are at fault, and mad that Democrats benefit from it too!

    • @andrewroberts6123
      @andrewroberts6123 21 день назад +10

      He even left some of his illegal contributions in the original package. (His Congressional Jacket) WTG !

    • @andrewroberts6123
      @andrewroberts6123 21 день назад

      @@karmaalstad5588Transparency in the government.
      No deals behind closed doors.🚪 🚪
      No secret documents.

  • @joycediggs4617
    @joycediggs4617 21 день назад +196

    Jon Stewart is an American treasure! ❤ ❤ ❤

    • @eliwebber6292
      @eliwebber6292 5 дней назад

      Amazing how Comedians tell the truth in a way, that makes us laugh but its really not a laughing matter . on some issues .

  • @lazywallstreetnews7234
    @lazywallstreetnews7234 21 день назад +36

    The banks on Wall Street allow their employees who have MNPI to trade individual stocks, but only after clearing the trades, attesting the trade isn’t being done using MNPI, and clearing the trade on watch and restricted lists and some trades could get rejected if the employee has too much knowledge even if they disclose it. It’s crazy I’m saying this but… Congress should AT LEAST be held to the same standard as Wall Street.

  • @musicauthority674
    @musicauthority674 21 день назад +67

    I had forgotten just how funny Jon Stewart is. while reporting on important subjects and Desi was at the top of her game as always. this is hilarious.

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 21 день назад +126

    The return of Jon Stewart to The Daily Show is comic political gold - You believe this Tone? Love it

  • @belindawilliams5918
    @belindawilliams5918 21 день назад +289

    Corruption in plain sight!!😮😮😮

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 21 день назад

      My hole stinkin' like soggy corruption down here brugh

    • @gwayne919
      @gwayne919 21 день назад

      But his Democratic party is prosecuting him while the Republican Criminal Organization protects their own lawbreakers. That's a big difference in defeating corruption that the GOP embraces and promotes openly and don't care about the repercussions because they have proud Republican voters who don't care about their party breaking the laws.

    • @alexortiz7446
      @alexortiz7446 21 день назад +2

      for the first time EVER in history in american politics?!?!?! Partially why I don't vote

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 21 день назад

      ​@@alexortiz7446 AIn't no corruption but comin' out the democraps brugh. Publicans are straight up just doin' the work of the baby jesus. Can't be tossin' babies in the trash no more as Jim Jam Justice Bret Kavennah put the kibosh on Row v Wades. No mo' abortion brugh. The Publicans did that... the democraps just wanna glorify tossin' fresh babies right into the medical waste dumpster brugh.

    • @tammylathrop6223
      @tammylathrop6223 21 день назад +12

      And pales in comparison to the Trump family Crime Syndicate.
      What's a few hundred thousand smackaroos compared to the Millions and Billions of dollars they pocketed? Classified Documents are pretty pricey are expensive :21

  • @arthureaks3591
    @arthureaks3591 21 день назад +92

    Mental anguish is having to listen Tommy Tuberville explain anything.

    • @karmaalstad5588
      @karmaalstad5588 21 день назад

      He needs a lifetime (what's left of it) supply of swiss seats to rappel down those stairs.

    • @roberthill799
      @roberthill799 21 день назад +5

      He's a football coach from Alabama. Mental anguish for him is when he tries to remember what books are.

    • @DC-ub4em
      @DC-ub4em 18 дней назад

      😅😅 w

    • @jakebe4915
      @jakebe4915 18 дней назад

      He's busy banning books

  • @imaniislander755
    @imaniislander755 21 день назад +118

    Corruptions everywhere

    • @imaniislander755
      @imaniislander755 21 день назад +1

      4 minutes in

    • @HoneyBadger80886
      @HoneyBadger80886 21 день назад +4

      Absolutely

    • @patriziacasagrande3833
      @patriziacasagrande3833 21 день назад

      yes but not like it is a normal tradition in new Jersey , New York and Florida.

    • @AbigailAwesome69
      @AbigailAwesome69 18 дней назад

      That’s true, but in varying degrees, which are important to note rather than just throwing one’s hands up and saying it doesn’t matter. You can check the corruption index to see, for example, how high RU is on that list.

    • @tesmith47
      @tesmith47 14 дней назад +1

      ​@AbigailAwesome69 that's what aboutism

  • @patriciamurfitt4590
    @patriciamurfitt4590 21 день назад +204

    He can go to prison with the rest of the crooks 😅

    • @TheLucanicLord
      @TheLucanicLord 21 день назад +1

      From gold bars to iron bars.

    • @mikewazowski350
      @mikewazowski350 20 дней назад

      The system is corrupted. All of them, from politicians, judges, lobbyists and CEOs.

  • @martinhumble
    @martinhumble 21 день назад +25

    This is pure gold!!
    (Menendez)

  • @doctorbeanis
    @doctorbeanis 21 день назад +213

    Please never leave us again, Jon! ❤

    • @guynorth3277
      @guynorth3277 21 день назад +2

      Really, what is he even going on about the honorable Ms Pelosi, she isn't of any relevant power anymore, why bring up the past, there is so much to contend with; and Ms Pelosi has a very clean record.

    • @Tessmage_Tessera
      @Tessmage_Tessera 21 день назад +10

      @@guynorth3277 The past is one of those things that we need to contend with.

    • @paulreiche2746
      @paulreiche2746 21 день назад

      ​@@guynorth3277You wish to maintain Trump's fave title?

    • @Tubeytime
      @Tubeytime 21 день назад

      Garfield, is that you?

    • @footewalker6094
      @footewalker6094 20 дней назад

      Totally, can wait for the joke about the man with a book written by a family member about their childhood memories. lots of jokes there about that man and his supporters.

  • @Grayson2099
    @Grayson2099 21 день назад +145

    Jon Stewart is a national treasure. Don’t let him leave the Daily Show!

    • @danielbretall2236
      @danielbretall2236 21 день назад +1

      ...Again...

    • @morrigancollins2092
      @morrigancollins2092 21 день назад +1

      A national treasure? Siri, how much is one Jon Stewart weight in gold worth?

    • @begonaRR
      @begonaRR 20 дней назад

      ​@@morrigancollins2092 in gold bars? Let's ask the internet, how many kilos?

    • @Grayson2099
      @Grayson2099 20 дней назад +4

      @@morrigancollins2092 Siri: Priceless.

    • @Grayson2099
      @Grayson2099 20 дней назад +3

      @@danielbretall2236 Yes! Exactly!

  • @roewedge
    @roewedge 21 день назад +129

    Desi was spot on with that comment about safe space

  • @NLTops
    @NLTops 21 день назад +29

    "These are my emotional support gold bars." 🤣 I can't. I'm dyin'. I could use a couple of those too.

  • @Ieo9017
    @Ieo9017 21 день назад +62

    The difference between the Dems and the GOP is the GOP would be circling the wagons and lying for Menendez and dems are letting him face the music.

    • @sailincat2822
      @sailincat2822 19 дней назад +3

      That is a very important point, and a conspicuous difference between the R and D parties. As a Democrat, I say let Menendez's chips fall where they may.

    • @AbigailAwesome69
      @AbigailAwesome69 18 дней назад +4

      Yes, because the democrats believe in the rule of law and accountability, even for members of their own team, when justified.

    • @johnmarengo3988
      @johnmarengo3988 8 дней назад

      @@AbigailAwesome69 yes, which used to be the way to go, but now , I'm all for playing the game the way the rightwing does. Democrats always taking the 'high road' hasn't gotten them anywhere. I can list a number of things that democrats should've supported, of other democrats, but they didn't. It's constantly weakening the party.

    • @johnmarengo3988
      @johnmarengo3988 8 дней назад

      yes, and a weakness of democrats. In normal times, I wouldn't say that, it should be about doing the right thing.
      In these days, play on the same playing field as the rightwing. Anything any democrat does, just brush it aside.

    • @AbigailAwesome69
      @AbigailAwesome69 7 дней назад

      @@johnmarengo3988 I understand your perspective, for sure. I’m all for the party being tougher, but I do believe this man should be held to account, particularly due to the activities with foreign governments, just like 🍊 should be held to account for his much worse, but similar dealings.

  • @apollocontestants7384
    @apollocontestants7384 21 день назад +37

    How dumb is WE, that we allow this to happen over and over again

    • @martixagent
      @martixagent 21 день назад +1

      Well, what can we do about it?

    • @patlynch6517
      @patlynch6517 21 день назад +1

      We is pretty dumb!
      Or as the famous cartoonist wrote; “we have met the enemy, and it is us!”

    • @DawnDavidson
      @DawnDavidson 21 день назад

      @@martixagent One thing: Glenn Kirschner, in a recent video on his channel entitled “Judge Aileen Cannon’s Bias Is Showing,” explains step-by-step how any concerned citizen can file a judicial misconduct complaint with the 11th Circuit Appeals Court to insist that Cannon be removed and replaced with a fair, impartial judge on the classified documents case in FL. (You’ll have to search for it, because RUclips will remove comments with links, even internal to RUclips ones.)
      Another thing, of course, is to vote blue up and down the ticket. We don’t have a lot of options, either for complaint, or on the ballots, so we must use what we have!
      [Hat tip to the non-US person I borrowed the substance of this reminder from. If we *inside* the US feel powerless, imagine how the rest of the world must feel?]

    • @JJLom777
      @JJLom777 21 день назад +1

      ​@@martixagentIt only got here because we stopped paying attention.

    • @pilsung26
      @pilsung26 20 дней назад

      @@martixagentdon’t succumb to apathy and participate in the system. With full knowledge we may not live long enough to see the change we provoke.

  • @DawnDavidson
    @DawnDavidson 21 день назад +17

    I love Jon so much I am watching it twice each week. He exposes all this corruption, and yet still manages to make us laugh. How SMART is you, Jon? 😂

  • @CurtRowlett
    @CurtRowlett 21 день назад +132

    Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, delivers the news quite like Jon Stewart. I'm so glad you are back!

    • @DebbieAppelhans
      @DebbieAppelhans 21 день назад

      You should look up MEIDAS TOUCH THAT'S NEW THE BEST NEW YOUNG MEN THE BROTHERS

  • @marissaproulx3516
    @marissaproulx3516 21 день назад +10

    "Whoever that guy is" , is unfortunately my governor here in North Dakota.

  • @RoansBones
    @RoansBones 21 день назад +14

    This entire episode is genius! 😮 Kudos to the writers, Jon! Thank you for shining some light on our country’s utter corruption.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 21 день назад +45

    Jon is a national treasure

  • @Ejustin1
    @Ejustin1 21 день назад +13

    Still love it that the defendant calls his opponent "Crooked".

  • @margaretjohnson5318
    @margaretjohnson5318 21 день назад +234

    Menendez should be jailed! He can share a cell with trump.

    • @madmanike3072
      @madmanike3072 21 день назад +19

      They should all be jailed.
      But you know the golden rule.
      S/he with the gold, rules.

    • @comfyrock1758
      @comfyrock1758 21 день назад +9

      Exactly. Jail the ones that should be jailed. That is not a political party thing.

    • @RippleDrop.
      @RippleDrop. 20 дней назад +4

      Powerful people don't go to prison in US. Much like Russia, Uganda or North Korea.

    • @user-fj4mo9xz1c
      @user-fj4mo9xz1c 19 дней назад

      Bipartisan unity
      For real.​@@comfyrock1758

    • @lord_Scryon
      @lord_Scryon 15 дней назад +1

      @@madmanike3072… exactly! Now, …. where did that street rat (preferably the famed Pizza Rat 🐀 🍕😘👍) GO?! 🕌🧞🤣😂😉

  • @marklar7551
    @marklar7551 21 день назад +50

    I need some emotional support gold bars. Pretty sure my demeanor would completely reverse itself if I did have them 👽🗿👽🗿👽🗿👽

    • @tammylathrop6223
      @tammylathrop6223 21 день назад +8

      I'd feel better in Bali.

    • @marklar7551
      @marklar7551 20 дней назад +3

      @@tammylathrop6223 as long as my ES gold bars are with me, I'd feel great wherever I was on Earth 👽🗿👽🗿👽

  • @donannecummings479
    @donannecummings479 21 день назад +18

    🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻new Bernie fan!! He is wonderful! Speak truth, representative 🎉. So glad he is where he is, doing what he does, for what is right!

  • @dstmars1
    @dstmars1 21 день назад +19

    Sounds like Alito is using the Menendez defense...blame it on the wife.

  • @NoahsGameCave
    @NoahsGameCave 21 день назад +27

    How are poor people like myself supposed to live under this dystopian corruption without feeling hopeless and wanting to end it

    • @salekhossain1582
      @salekhossain1582 21 день назад +5

      Don't end it. No matter how bad it gets. Stay strong.

    • @KINDaf
      @KINDaf 21 день назад +7

      Class solidarity. That is your answer. Rely on your community to get relief and the things you need. Recycle. Shop thrift. Plant a garden. Seed swap. Act local. Especially in government.

    • @GenGaiden70
      @GenGaiden70 20 дней назад +3

      Eventually we rise up and forcefully make changes.

    • @lynhastings8671
      @lynhastings8671 19 дней назад

      Stop listening to leftist tools.

  • @joannejohnson7006
    @joannejohnson7006 21 день назад +37

    Thank you Jon! Have a great weekend 😊

  • @susan174
    @susan174 21 день назад +23

    Mrs. Alito and Mrs. Melendez . . . Yep. Thanks who should be held responsible. Oi yoiyoi!

  • @o_kneepixel
    @o_kneepixel 21 день назад +12

    This is the most pressing issue in America today. Legal corruption.

  • @ColetteJohnson-pb5cz
    @ColetteJohnson-pb5cz 21 день назад +53

    Watching the Daily Show from Ireland..... you are brilliant Jon. Love it...

  • @Dinkledorpher
    @Dinkledorpher 21 день назад +8

    "In Jersey anything's legal, as long as you don't get caught." ~ Bob Dylan

  • @user-kj5td9hd3s
    @user-kj5td9hd3s 21 день назад +30

    Most other modern countries in the world, are moving away from extreme capitalism and are going to a blend of socialism and capitalism. This is where the poor, working and middle class have access to a single payer healthcare system.

  • @sussekind9717
    @sussekind9717 21 день назад +64

    Listen Tupperville, I don't know what Alabama courthouse look like, but I have never been in a courthouse that was a "happy-go-lucky" place.
    What? Did you expect a Chuck E. Cheese to be in there? Maybe some mini golf? Perhaps a disco ball and some background techno?
    That is the dumbest objection I have ever heard.

    • @karmaalstad5588
      @karmaalstad5588 21 день назад +6

      The football coach is the face of an Alabama courtroom, living in FL.

    • @tammylathrop6223
      @tammylathrop6223 21 день назад +7

      Consider the source

    • @DawnDavidson
      @DawnDavidson 21 день назад +9

      It calls for a special Jon-Desi mashup: How dumb is you, Tuberville??

    • @WakeUpAmerican000s
      @WakeUpAmerican000s 18 дней назад

      Tuberville is the dumbest member of Congress, and that's saying something in light of Empty Greene and her little chiclets.

  • @heatherphillips8039
    @heatherphillips8039 21 день назад +20

    We absolutely love you Jon Stewart! Do not leave us, and keep telling the truth... because the mainstream media: so-called "journalists" won't!

  • @oapster7963
    @oapster7963 21 день назад +117

    Tossing the wife under the bus was a move I did not see coming!

    • @down-to-earth-mystery-school
      @down-to-earth-mystery-school 21 день назад +16

      Always in the playbook of repressive conservatives

    • @oapster7963
      @oapster7963 21 день назад +9

      @@down-to-earth-mystery-school Well, Menendez is a New Jersey Dem

    • @jerrylong381
      @jerrylong381 21 день назад +6

      I'm surprised we haven't seen it in any of TFG's cases, yet.

    • @oapster7963
      @oapster7963 21 день назад

      @@jerrylong381 Melanie was deeply involved in the missing inaugural funds. trump's DOJ let it go

    • @tammylathrop6223
      @tammylathrop6223 21 день назад +18

      Except for Supreme Court Criminal Alito just threw his wife under the bus for flying the American Flag upside down after January 6th.

  • @ImpulseGenerator
    @ImpulseGenerator 21 день назад +44

    The most bizarre thing to me is that both of those people probably do not give the slightest bit about halal meat.

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 21 день назад +2

      It's a business commodity, what are you expecting?

    • @ImpulseGenerator
      @ImpulseGenerator 21 день назад +2

      @@andiward7068 It's supposed to have religious value behind it, for people who care about their spiritual practice.

    • @jakebe4915
      @jakebe4915 18 дней назад +2

      Who cares other than $$$$ grabbing

    • @cathygould
      @cathygould 18 дней назад

      ​@@ImpulseGenerator
      "SUPPOSED TO"⁉️

    • @ImpulseGenerator
      @ImpulseGenerator 17 дней назад

      @@cathygould dont mind me i dont know what i am saying

  • @peterford9369
    @peterford9369 21 день назад +17

    This would be funny if it weren't SOOO GD, disgusting! These are the people, WE THE PEOPLE, intrust with the security and betterment of our country and us. And their priority falls right into how much money and power THEY...can accumulate, while in office.

    • @roberthill799
      @roberthill799 21 день назад

      They often are a perfect reflection of their nasty and brain-dead constituents.

    • @pointlessgaming3989
      @pointlessgaming3989 8 дней назад

      Well... you are the ones who vote them in. Maybe do better

  • @pj45670
    @pj45670 21 день назад +14

    Desi lydic should be the moderator for the Trump Biden debates!

  • @Boomers4Zoomers
    @Boomers4Zoomers 21 день назад +24

    Godspeed Jon, the country is with you. 🎉

  • @Sm-fl8oj
    @Sm-fl8oj 21 день назад +19

    What needs to happen is to ban lobbyists cont, stop insider trading, rich people giving money for their profits, and get it under control! Need to start with the Supreme Court and work down to see just how much they are getting from their positions

    • @Sm-fl8oj
      @Sm-fl8oj 21 день назад +2

      But of course that’s not happening? I voted for Obama because he said he would stop it but after he got into the White House?

    • @gwayne919
      @gwayne919 21 день назад +2

      ​@@Sm-fl8ojHe needed bipartisan cooperation from across the aisle to accomplish the reforms that the Republican Criminal Organization is absolutely not interested in hearing about. They like the graft just the way it is, in their pockets.

    • @spointz8936
      @spointz8936 21 день назад

      Not gonna happen bc the Israel lobby runs on unfettered funneling of money into politics

  • @andiward7068
    @andiward7068 21 день назад +27

    Insider trading defense: don't hate the player, hate the game.
    We need to change the game.

    • @jameshenderson4876
      @jameshenderson4876 21 день назад +4

      But also jail these "players" for extended periods of time.

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 21 день назад +3

      @@jameshenderson4876 agreed

  • @jamesblackburn8110
    @jamesblackburn8110 21 день назад +18

    " that's the most depressing thing I've ever been in."
    bro you're from Alabama

  • @everittslivemusicsocialenv6733
    @everittslivemusicsocialenv6733 21 день назад +12

    Thank you for the laughs and renewed depression I have every time I do what is right and try to explain to the kid what is right and wrong.

  • @shellimendoza7332
    @shellimendoza7332 21 день назад +11

    Vonshitznpants IS MY favorite 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @seraphin01
    @seraphin01 21 день назад +11

    funny thing is: we don't use metric system for gold, the spot price is always in troy ounces.. that senator was really bottom of the barrel, you gotta wonder how he got there..

    • @kathyjones274
      @kathyjones274 14 дней назад +1

      The Bible says it all with weight

  • @waynemcintosh616
    @waynemcintosh616 21 день назад +7

    It's so great to have you back on the air again John

  • @maryrasmussen4080
    @maryrasmussen4080 21 день назад +9

    If you think the courtroom is depressing wait until he gets to go to jail. He can't ask him then to turn up the thermostat

  • @bradthenutritionist
    @bradthenutritionist 21 день назад +20

    I love to see Jon calling out everyone and not pushing an agenda like every other thing we get shoved in our face

  • @SeanHummer
    @SeanHummer 21 день назад +7

    "they're not booing they're... well, they were booing. yes" 😂

  • @cordellwordlaw3390
    @cordellwordlaw3390 21 день назад +39

    Jon should run for some office, but he's way too smart for that!😂

    • @isaackitone
      @isaackitone 21 день назад +1

      He will accidentally support Trump. Let him keep doing his damage in the media.

    • @lucycan6363
      @lucycan6363 21 день назад +1

      He is doing just fine where he is. If he is in office it will bar him from his 1st amendment rights. He will have to pick and choose his words more carefully.

  • @genericamerican7574
    @genericamerican7574 21 день назад +24

    *_Welcome to Jurassic park-_** 2024 Presidential debate*

  • @mardellarowland5339
    @mardellarowland5339 21 день назад +8

    Rock on, Jon!

  • @sprungtv5940
    @sprungtv5940 21 день назад +4

    I can’t put in words how happy we are to see you back.❤️😊😊🎹🎶

  • @phyllisbrannagan5522
    @phyllisbrannagan5522 21 день назад +28

    Dear Senator, tell them, I gave you that money. Give it back to me now. I’ll think of something to explain where I get it. Isn’t this the fourth or fifth time you got busted?

  • @hereigoagain5050
    @hereigoagain5050 21 день назад +35

    They should ask "Do you believe that a US Senator is more likely to be corrupt?" That would cut the jury pool to zero.

  • @m.malina6797
    @m.malina6797 21 день назад +15

    Waiting for the next Jon Stewart Daily Show book, “How Dumb Is You” 😂

  • @bettydean4149
    @bettydean4149 21 день назад +7

    Love John, he tells it like it is. If we keep going on this path will be no better than Russia or any of the South American countries. We Americans have to demand more from our elected leaders and from the Supreme Court Justices .

  • @shellimendoza7332
    @shellimendoza7332 21 день назад +10

    Put the mendez couple away with Conald

  • @camaro6810
    @camaro6810 21 день назад +7

    How this bit doesnt have 330 million likes is beyond me...well not 330 million, it would be 330 million minus the folks from Washington DC.

  • @cordellwordlaw3390
    @cordellwordlaw3390 21 день назад +11

    Corruption is the status quo of all government. It is also its cornerstone.

  • @belindawilliams5918
    @belindawilliams5918 21 день назад +15

    Can we say insider trading!

  • @Aquacidic
    @Aquacidic 21 день назад +5

    The audience always responds in the wrong way but Desi’s funniest jokes got no laughs or applause. Desi, I was dying laughing “Debating involves a lot of…. Talking and thinking and standing but WOOOH the way he powered through that 14 second video makes me think he got this!”

  • @marcuscollins7018
    @marcuscollins7018 21 день назад +7

    Don’t forget the air purifier..

  • @dannylyles554
    @dannylyles554 21 день назад +7

    "You Just Can't Make This 💩 Up"!

  • @mlrdh
    @mlrdh 21 день назад +2

    "Cartoonishly Corrupt" is a perfect description

  • @ColetteJohnson-pb5cz
    @ColetteJohnson-pb5cz 21 день назад +6

    Greed, Greed, Greed

  • @paulhammons7077
    @paulhammons7077 21 день назад +19

    Have an awesome day 😊

  • @vickibwarren9722
    @vickibwarren9722 21 день назад +16

    Crooks 😮😢

  • @bubbercakes528
    @bubbercakes528 21 день назад +2

    My knees hurt! Right there with you Jon! Getting old is not for sissies!

  • @klaytonpeterson
    @klaytonpeterson 21 день назад +3

    My emotional support gold bars...😂

  • @lulun3724
    @lulun3724 21 день назад +5

    Let’s blame the wives !!!! Works all the time

  • @stevenrodriguez3891
    @stevenrodriguez3891 21 день назад +7

    Universal Healthcare in the USA, Jon ✊

  • @timewalkwithme724
    @timewalkwithme724 21 день назад +12

    Mental anguish is trying to be pushed? I didn't know mental anguish was a sentient being.

  • @dougsciorra6048
    @dougsciorra6048 21 день назад +3

    Cohen is justifiably angry😂

  • @peggysmyth6110
    @peggysmyth6110 21 день назад +10

    Just like Alito blaming his wife for flying rhe Ameeican flag upside down

  • @joannejohnson7006
    @joannejohnson7006 21 день назад +9

    Desi😂 you rock!

  • @graxxor
    @graxxor 21 день назад +2

    "I hear you're free on Wednesdays"

  • @user-cs8zc6gf6t
    @user-cs8zc6gf6t 21 день назад +2

    LOVE YOU DESI !!!!!!!!! YOU ARE FIRE

  • @user-245er4ud
    @user-245er4ud 21 день назад +9

    Just start allowing the public to participate in on the corruption. Let us get rich too!

  • @ThisnThatVintage
    @ThisnThatVintage 21 день назад +12

    Blame it on the wife syndrome 😂

    • @themadinspector
      @themadinspector 21 день назад +2

      And his defense is, "She married him?" 😆 🤣 😂

    • @ThisnThatVintage
      @ThisnThatVintage 21 день назад +2

      @@themadinspector 😂

    • @themadinspector
      @themadinspector 21 день назад +2

      ​@ThisnThatVintage I mean that would be my excuse if I was still 5 years old! 😆 🤣 😂

  • @suhaskhamgaonkar6322
    @suhaskhamgaonkar6322 21 день назад +2

    “These are my emotional support gold bars” 😅🤣😂 what a riot 😅 Brilliant as always @JonStewart

  • @user-qg5wg9ut2o
    @user-qg5wg9ut2o 21 день назад +3

    Michael Cohen's podcasts are great and educational. ⚖️
    His ads are heartbreaking as he is so stressed out.b😢

  • @user-sn9vs5bl9h
    @user-sn9vs5bl9h 21 день назад +5

    Desi what a jewel you are hope to see more of you

  • @Tedoco50
    @Tedoco50 21 день назад +5

    Desi f**kin' rocks.

  • @mylastday1037
    @mylastday1037 21 день назад +2

    😅😅😅..
    New Jersey!

  • @MidnightsLive
    @MidnightsLive 21 день назад +2

    This was a solid solid week

  • @ohjaysimpson397
    @ohjaysimpson397 21 день назад +8

    This been going on for decades and we all should know this. But we let it happen because we like Mcdonalds.

  • @floatippity
    @floatippity 21 день назад +4

    So refreshing to laugh about something other than trump.😅✨ He’s distracted from so much. Swiveling to ongoing corruption.👏

  • @janiekcarney5482
    @janiekcarney5482 21 день назад +5

    And He probably will not go to jail either.

  • @njosborne6152
    @njosborne6152 21 день назад +4

    give me gimme, gimme, 🙏🏽 He is traumatized by his lack of yellow gold‼️

  • @whiteravenproductions
    @whiteravenproductions 21 день назад +19

    So when is Jon running for president?

  • @njosborne6152
    @njosborne6152 21 день назад +5

    Interesting Tuberville walked into the courtroom and turned around and walked out again and gave this little speech🤡
    However, he forgot to wear his long Red Tie and diaper 😤
    oh, Tommy boy, the Horrors of it all‼️🙀‼️

  • @Vahlee-A
    @Vahlee-A 21 день назад +2

    I can't stand The Joseph but that "I hear you're free on Wednesdays" was fire

  • @shelbyroderfeld5943
    @shelbyroderfeld5943 21 день назад +1

    Great show! "Take no prisoners!"

  • @georgesimon1760
    @georgesimon1760 21 день назад +4

    Atlas Putted. Love that.

  • @ms.lyonsabroad4212
    @ms.lyonsabroad4212 21 день назад +4

    The funniest part is that Desi thinks Ireland folks go to AA😅

    • @IB4UUB4ME
      @IB4UUB4ME 21 день назад +3

      Yeah, AA is for quitters 😂 😂

  • @dsmith3199
    @dsmith3199 21 день назад +1

    Jon, you are amazing! Please keep doing pieces like this.

  • @csuiceanu
    @csuiceanu 19 дней назад +2

    I didn't hope to find someone continuing George Carlin work.
    Great show keep going.