Best of Bond : 20 Bond Bloopers
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2008
- There's a good reason why Bond films have remained so successful over the years and become the longest running movie series ever. The shaken combination of girls, stunts, gadgets, exotic locations, characters, and more have created a cocktail the world cannot get enough of.
This year marks the 100th anniversary of Ian Fleming's (the creator of Bond) birth and, as a way to celebrate this occasion, I count down the 20 best moments of Bond, starting this week with Bond Bloopers.
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*This bloopers are some of the funniest things I have ever seen and just makes bond even better*
No matter how many bloopers, I still love James Bond.
same
Helicopters can't physically hover like that..... unless they are held back by superman! Love it!! =)
These aren't bloopers, they are more along the lines of movie mistakes.
... "nitpickers guide for Bond" Phil Farrand
That Chatterbox one from For Your Eyes Only was hilarious. I haven't seen every Bond movie yet, but I'm looking hard for them.
It's nice to know there are similar Bond fans out there. =)
We watched that last night and pointed it out and that drew me to looking up other 007 mistakes and coming across this video!
Glad someone else gave recognition to The Living Daylights as one of the best Bond films; both of Dalton's films are two of my favourites ;D
Scrummy64 I agree. I think Licence to Kill is outstanding, both as a film and in Dalton's portrayal. Although there is very little I'd change about Goldeneye, I'd have liked to have seen Dalton in the part as originally intended (it was written with him in mind).
I think the "renegade Bond" premise of LICENSE TO KILL is pretty stupid. But the tanker truck finale is good.
+Porfle Popnecker Why do you think its stupid out of curiosity? I think it makes for a nice change personally. Bond on the loose! It's also well justified in the film, given the attack on Leiter and murder of his wife, both close to Bond, and MI6 standing in the way of him avenging their suffering. Bond going rogue was pretty cool I thought.
(1) Bond gets away with doing things in this movie that he would never be forgiven for by MI6. (2) Bond does things in this movie that are completely out of character for him, revenge or no revenge. (3) Bond keeps using elaborate gadgets at a time when he has no access to Q Branch.
Also, the Dalton Bond, for some reason, hates being a double-O agent, saying things like "Stuff my orders. If M fires me, I'll thank him for it." While he might get fed up with things now and then, Bond was never supposed to hate his job.
Fair enough. I completely disagree, but then I love Dalton's portrayal. He doesn't hate being a 00 agent though, he is simply preoccupied with something he feels is more important (seeking revenge). He doesn't actually do that much against MI6, aside from when he made his escape after handing over his weapon (for which they tried to take him out); he spends the rest of the film focused on Sanchez.
The whole point of the film is that Bond is out by himself, but it's Q who comes out to him (and supplies him with the necessary gadgets). I'm not sure what he does that is particularly out of character, but in terms of the different Bond portrayals they are different from each other and do things their predecessors / successors wouldn't have done. It has kept the character fresh and certainly helped the series longevity.
The FYEO one had me laughing out loud. Well done!
Living Daylights, and by extension, Timothy Dalton, get a bad rap. It's actually quite a solid Bond film; the last of the Cold War era.
+kev3d Dalton has never been bad in anything. He's a fine actor.
+textthing better suited for Shakespeare I think
+kev3d Both Dalton films sucked (IMHO). Which is odd because he's such a good actor and Carey Lowell was so hot.
The films aren't great in general anyway. It's pretty much wish-fulfilling fantasy, so that goes with the territory.
Dalton is my favourite Bond and TLD is one of my favourite Bond films too
Yes, Lazenby was underrated. He could have grown on people if he'd stuck around for more movies. OHMSS is one of the BEST Bond films ever made. Connery made two comebacks, Diamonds Are Forever, and Never Say Never Again, bringing his total to 7 movies. Same as Moore's record.
i totally agree with you, TLD is one of the best bonds. i also like dalton as bond. i think he's underrated.
5:13 - 6:00 that blah blah-part totally killed me as well, LOL!!
I read a book on the history of Bond and took everything into great detail about every film - the stuntman said it was the most terrifying stunt he'd ever performed
My hobby is writing movie reviews. "The Willing suspension of disbelief" is present in ALL of these scenes!
The Thunderball blue/black/blue diving mask transition is the MOST blatant of ALL TRUE Bond bloopers. These others shown here are mere questionable quibbles of contention by comparison. And what about Lazenby's sideways jump to that cable car? THAT's physically impossible! But still, thanks for being an avid Bond fan. Thanks again. Encore!
you forgot the biggest blooper of all... 50 years ago 'bond' was in his 40's.
50 years later, he still is.
Wouldn't Die Another Day be the biggest Bond blooper?
yup.. the last one always cracked me up... magic-floating-above-chopper-cam !
J. Bond has always been my Favorite Hero , except for My Dad.
Casting Dalton as Bond was the biggest blooper ever.
You know, I never even thought about those bloopers. Whenever I watch a Bond movie, I kust watch it to see Bond kick some ass. But your obsevations are very amusing.
Biggest Bond Blooper ever Danilel Craig!
LMAO at the underwater "blah blah blah" scene.
the ice circle was hilarious ! :-p
Well done for spotting them out!
I'm not sure I agree with many of these "bloopers", but I had a damned good time watching this vid! Thanks!
Great fun and yes - even though I live in a volcano - I hadn't spotted all of them!
Oh my god! I almost fell out of my chair laughing at the blabity Blah Blah Blah sequence! Awesome!
what ?
number 6 is not a blooper. Bond's car when locked provides a very handy anti theft feature. When unlocked, the system goes away, leaving poor James defenseless. Makes a hell of a good chase.
Best is where 007 is chattering his air supply away. XD
I think I see a serious fan of James Bond. Me too brother.
+1 for "There can be no winners from this big explosion"
Actually the whole video made me laugh, sorry that it seemed to upset everyone, friend
My favorite Bond blooper is the peeing dog in the parade scene in Live and Let Die hahaha
deathbatgirlxxx that was in thunderball, but you're right it's was funny.
The Mustang two-wheeling sequence in Diamonds are Forever - now THAT was a mistake :D
Don't listen to the comments that say "it's a waste of time" or "these aren't bloopers." It thought it was a great video and I actually liked it! :D
+Victor Schwartz Jesus, has mummy got your dinner ready yet?
Don't listen to the comments that say "Don't listen to the comments that say 'it's a waste of time' or 'these aren't bloopers.'"
This is what happens when people say their opinion isn't the same as everyone else's. They are immediately attacked, and why? Simply for not having the same opinion. Wtf has the Internet become.
These are great. Thanks.
BUENISIMAS TODAS LAS PELICULAS DE JAMES BOND, SOY UNA FANATICA, LAS TENGO TODAS..ME ENCANTA COLECCIONARLAS....MUY ENTRETENIDAS.
Thats because it is one of the best
No it's one of the best.
i don't know why everyone gets so defensive over these sorts of videos.. the fact that he made it shows he loves james bond more than most poeple
I didn't spot a single blooper in here but......m'kay
Choppers really can't hover with the nose down. The rotors would pull it forward, like a propeller on an airplane.
+STRIKERDelta2387 Those are movie mistakes, bloopers are when the cast or something goes wrong whilst recording, unintentionally.
STRIKERDelta2387 you stupid spoilt brat.
Blow me, fuckstick.
Looks like STRIKER can't handle being wrong . . . hahaha!
my GOD thank you for making this!!!!!! LOL!!!!
Also, when Bond is underwater for a real long time with that re-breateher thing in Thunderball.
True, never thought of that one
He says "Three more ticks and Goldfinger would've hit the jackpot"
That was pretty good. I thought the same with JB saying to save air on the sunken ship only to rattle on.
Some of these are quibbles, but I was LMAO at the "chatterbox" segment from 5:14 to 6:00. Blahblahblahdeblah... Hilarious
LMAO this was hilarious! The spy who loved me was always one of my favorites but I always found it funny that she was shocked and a few moments later remembers the blue prints to the car. Also in the scene just before, he passes the truck on the hill, when they show him passing the 18 wheeler the truck coming the other way seems to be farther away than the scene before, impressive that you can drive an 18 wheeler in reverse on a mountain like that.
I think she was "shocked" because she didn't realize this was "that@ car. Once the transformation happened, then the knowledge of the blueprints came to her.
Thank you for that. It was and is very cool. and you made me laugh in some of the clips. Something all James Bond Fans should check out.
In the original Goldfinger script the bomb was meant to be stopped at 003. However, before the films release, it was thought that it would be more amusing to have the bomb stop at 007. Connery had already said the line "three more ticks..."
Excellent!!!
Ye, the YOLT dashboard helicopter can stood out the most for me when I seen it on screen
The missing scientist blooper in "Thunderball" always makes me chuckle.
Whats the blooper again?
@@fizz1580 At the very end, when the boat is about to crash, Bond, Domino, and a scientist named Kutze all jump into the water to escape death, whereupon Kutze simply vanishes into thin air, without fuss or explanation. It’s as rudimentary a continuity error as it gets.
@@Keksakallu Oh yeah, I remember thinking that lol, like even though he is a bad guy, he did save Bond and Domino. I did feel alittle sad for him. Must of been a bad death lol
"You goofed, Boy!"
Some really are bloopers, but this really should be called "20 Bond Suspensions of Disbelief".
#4 oh my god! i watched that movie yesterday and didn't even grin, but with the subtitles i was like ROFLMAO litterally!!! xD
well done, i really enjoyed that!
I had fun!
These aren't bloopers, they're physics and continuity errors. As for the submarine car, there's no reason why she would think it was the one she stole the blueprints for until after they crash in the water and then she realizes it once it transforms, so of course she would have an initial moment of panic.
No, I think that she just thought James was going to try to boink her, and Ringo wouldn't have liked that.
thanks..you sure have a lot of time in your hands...more please!!
Thank you
Number #6 (TND) = The car has safety glass as long as it's locked. When Bond unlocks it, the shield disappears and the glass becomes fragile ;-)
An invisible car, ice palace, a satellite with a laser, a superfast rocket-car, Gustav Graves, Graves in an ironman like suit, the changing of a korean to a white guy, Bond stopping his heart by closing his eyes and thinking, should I go on?
LOL 'What the hell is my black wig doing in the pool?!?!?!'
RIP James Bond
Brilliant! And all the while I thought this was a British version of a BBC documentary!
Entertaining vid thanks.
Re: 2:50 the Goldfinger scene it is explained in the documentaries that the script was 3 ticks left on the bomb. It was filmed as 3 ticks but at a later stage they decided to change it to 7 to match the 007 number on the count down.
Every Bond movie is nothing but two hours of bloopers. But the biggest one of all was TWINE, in which we were supposed to believe Denise Richards was not only a nuclear scientist, but in fact, an actress.
Nice. Thanks.
4:22 Bond cannot hold his laugh
when i think of bloopers i think of stuff like "no mr.bond i exepct you to di*set collapses*
I can't play the cello, but I saw an interview with Miriam in which she said she had to learn to get that piece right. Looks like she conned me there!
Haha great fun, but don't forget the notorious car side drive in DAF.
The bullet proof glass in tomorrow never dies I don't se as a blooper.
If the doorhandles are electrified when locked maybe the windshields are as well.
Setting some type of active material in the glass in motion.
That was what I told myself watching it as a seven year old kid :P
"I can't breathe!" I couldn't either, from laughing. I did notice that myself when I first saw it, & I was about 12 at the time.
#1 (YOLT)This is like the Spider-Man cartoons of the '60s with Spidey
swinging above the skyscrapers...
These are goofs!!
When he said 3 seconds and the clock showed 007, the timer wasn't using seconds so what he said was actually correct. The real blooper is that when the guard with the key was tossed off the top floor, it takes Oddjob a very long time to reach the bottom floor to fight Bond. Then when the CIA guys come in, it takes them mere seconds to make the same descent.
Couple of things: Connery did say "3 more ticks" in Goldfinger. There are 2 cuts of this movie - the original showed the bomb clock as 003 but later they re-cut it to show 007 to give us a good old 007 joke. One of the best/worst bloopers is in Thunderball in the underwater fight scenes. Bond loses his blue face mask & takes a black one off a dead body. Moments later he has the blue one again! There are loads more for those bothered to look, or if you've seen them all as many times as I have!
Great video:)
You are correct to point out the little circle vs. big circle discrepancy in the Czech Republic in Living Daylights, but there is an even bigger blooper there. There is absolutely no way that the rim of a car wheel could possibly cut through ice thick enough to support a multi-ton vehicle such as the one chasing Bond on the ice. Once ice gets even 8 inches thick, it is amazingly strong.
James Bond is still a great set of movies though... there are mistakes in most of the movies that have ever been made... and that includes American movies.
A true Bond fan would not care about all the obvious "bloopers" as you would call them and actually emjoy the movies.
W2dot - Legend.
In Blooper #5 - Cover Blown - it is safe for Bond to say 007 when telling Felix he was belted in the stomach at the door because he was about to say 007. The thug was knocked out cold by a punch to the jaw in the bathtub after Bond turned on the hot steam to "smoke him out". The thug was unconscious when Bond was talking so he would possibly only been hearing chirping birds and seeing stars at that point.
Yeah hahaha blah blah scene was hilarious.
Number 2 isn't a mistake...he just wanted the float to himself and the girl...in true Bond fashion!
James,James Bond, Sometimes Jerry Bond
That underwater FYEO one is hilarious! Great job.
Yeah its good
Every movie has bloopers. But, the best Bond films had James slapping a woman good to get her to come to her senses. Those were the good old days.
The biggest Bond blooper was all of Die Another Day...
Damn...if that is how a cello is played then I am Pablo Casals, lol
Livint Daylights was a great Bond movie. It was the Roger Moore movies in which Bond began taking a dive. He pulled out of it with the two Dalton films and plunged again after a couple of Brosnan ones.
In number 6, the henchman only shoots at the door in the first shot. He doesn't hit the windows at all.
What a fun video...cheers ;-)
OMG, the car chase one in For Your Eyes Only ALWAYS confused me as a kid. I'd always be like, "Wait---so it's daytime again? Wtf..."
I am like the only Bond fan that likes Diamonds Are Forever. It wasn't great, and could & should of been much better since OHMSS but still, I like it in a way.
It's a guilty pleasure for me. Barry's score makes it much more enjoyable than it really is
nice work
I agree that many of these are not bloopers, it's called moviemaking.
As I recall, the reason for the glass covering Connery in Dr. No was that they couldn't get a regular tarantula and had to use a truly poisonous spider. (By the way, you can actually see Connery's skin pressed against the glass at one point.) The stunt double, however, took the chance and that is his shoulder the spider is crawling on in the closeup.
As for Diamonds Are Forever, in the deleted scene Plenty sneaks back into the room after being dumped in the pool and goes through Tiffany's purse, finding her address.
2:49 when it was originally filmed the clock showed 3 seconds, but the director liked 007 better for obvious reasons. The part with Sean Connery was not redone so thats why the clock show 007 and Sean says 3 more ticks
Your commentary to For Your Eyes Only really made me laugh!