+JackBauer137 I loved Jack Bauer man, damn! Even the latest half season in England was awesome! Michelle Fairly (spelling?) was so incredible in that one too!it almost had me in tears a few times haha
+Organized Chaos Productions : I think it's because it still has the "video look". They probably shot the movie digitally, but then converted it to look more film-like. I heard this scene didn't make it into the final cut of the film, so they probably didn't bother converting it, thus it still has that "real" quality inherent to video.
This sketch really showcases what a fantastic improviser and actor Stephen is. He's fully committed to the silliness of the bit, just like they did at Second City.
You know, considering the average driving ability of an Italian driver, Bond's accidents should not have been too surprising to the Roman car rental company.
It's not the ability. Most Italian are very able. Problem: they care not for rules, logic and physics, so they just steamroll through anything, while honking and destroying the car.
@@sonalidasgupta3562 they tend to get into bends at a rather high speed, ignoring that friction has a limit and the faster you go the less margin you have until you end up in a tree. Or they brake when they lose control of the car, making the car unable to regain traction and pull out. Rhere are other examples too
"Is there any more to that name? Maybe like a name?" was hilarious. Either the audience didn't hear the whole joke or they just didn't get it, but I was cracking up at that.
+fairfeatherfiend they still use them alot because they are the only printers that work with those precepts where it makes a carbon copy when you write on it.
@2:40 Daniel Craig as James Bond: "Give...me...a car!" [breaks character by laughing] This was great! Never knew that Daniel had such a good sense of humor!
Why do all of you think these sketches on Late Night shows are about competition?? It's all for entertainment purposes, that's all late night shows are all about
Competition??? Where in what I wrote did you infer that I was a referring to a competition??? I don't even watch late night TV that much. I just made an observation. You're reading way too much into what I wrote...get a life dude.......LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
You know someone really did their research with the ripping off of the holed paper sides. I worked in a rental car office, and my memories are 80% ripping holed sides off of the printed contracts.
I too am here after No Time to Die and this is hilarious and showcases Daniel’s humorous side. He delivers the lines about why the car came back damaged and then said he returned it with a full tank of gas.
Here's a bit of trivia - the reason they still use dot matrix printers for printing forms like that is because it transfers the ink to the paper through an impact on a ribbon of ink. The impact transfers the printing to the other copies. If they used a laser or ink jet printer, there wouldn't be any force to transfer the printing to the carbon copies.
This was posted 5 years ago. How many subscribers you had back then? Any regrets that you used your channel's account to comment on Stephen Colbert's you tube channel?
"We all have things to do." I like how Stephen makes sure his moustache is staying on. With all that passionate not quite kissing, they now have the same Covid status. (negative) That vest really did hold up well.
Such a shame he doesn't like Bond anymore. I can't think of anyone who could fill his shoes as 007. Hopefully he'll come back and under a good director
This is hilarious! I always knew that Daniel is an amazing actor but I didn't know that he's so good in comedy. He should make more like this! Funny Bond-this made my day!
Is it just me or does Craig have some facial similarities to Harrison Ford? Because that look he gave Colbert at the beginning was really reminding me of Ford.
actually the sketch Daniel did on snl as a space captain was pretty effing funny, and the one about the brits in the pub losing all their jobs wasn't bad either
+The Contrarian Absolutely not true. '86-'93 just got better and better all the time - Carvey, Meyers. Hartman, Spade, Farley, etc., days of titans and comedy gold.
Man, I was surprised to hear the sound effect of a dot-matrix printer, I was certain it was not thought out, but the sign of the commitment to that was to provide Stephen with a real dot-matrix print-out. Big thumbs up to the folks at TLLSwSC for that. :-D
Whether Craig will do another Bond is up to him. 1 more film on contract. The media took the "Rather slash my own wrists" quote and used it out of context to print bullshit (as always), as he had said it as a joke because they had been filming a hell of a long time. I think he'll be up for another movie, which should be good because he is a great Bond. Daniel Craig playing Bond has never been the problem. He's always given a great performance. He has suffered a little like Brosnan did. They can play Bond very well, but the rest of the movie is largely appalling or sub-standard. The pair only have 3 good movies (Goldeneye, Casino Royale and Skyfall) between them, yet are still great at playing Bond. What I hope, is that they use another director. Sam Mendes keeps using the origins of Bond and referencing back to prior films. It worked well in Skyfall but in Spectre it was tiresome and very irritating to watch (one of many problems it had). They need new story, without reference to Bond's past or constant attempts to fit in as many references to the old formula of 007 and the best way to do that would be to write a different plot and remove Mendes, who did a good job bringing it back, but is definitely not the man to take it forward. Casino Royale was Craig's best Bond movie. I don't count Quantum of Solace as part of the franchise because that movie suffered from the writer's strikes and a number of other issues that made it unwatchable and it helped kill the studio. Skyfall was the second best for me. It resurrected the franchise after dying from QOS and was in general a good movie. However, Casino Royale tops it because Bond actually had an assignment rather than dealing with a personal threat to M. It managed to make some references to older Bonds, without it being too overt as it has become now, didn't have to rely on set pieces for things to happen, unlike Spectre, where the entire plot progresses solely from set pieces, meaning it is very formulaic and lacking in intrigue. The characters too were better. Le Chiffre a much better villain than Waltz (who is the better actor, but they never developed the character, making the whole performance quite flat by his standards), the women were also a huge problem in Spectre. In Casino Royale he seduces the woman and uses her to get to her husband, in Spectre, he shows up and basically fucks her without any seduction needed, which was really weird given they barely knew each other and she was a widow expecting to die. Then we have the Bond Girls. Vesper Lynn was waaaaaay better than Dr Swann (I can't even remember her first name, which says a lot). Vesper was an intelligent person who verbally sparred with Bond the entire film on an equal footing and reacted as anyone not used to murder would (which was when she became "helpless" but we can believe it because she works for the treasury and isn't used to killers and violence, being a civilian forced to help steal the money to save her partner). Swann was supposed to be empowered. She was familiar with guns and violence, as shown on the train when she uses the gun. They briefly empower her in the fight against Batista (who by the way, could have been an iconic henchman, but we barely knew his name and his schtick was not consistent, 1 minutes it's thumbnails, the next it's a double barrelled pistol and then it's pure strength battering Bond before dying, a waste.) but instantly remove that when she and Bond go and fuck. From there on in the film, she is helpless, despite knowing how to use guns and admittedly killed a man when she was young, which is contradictory to how she is portrayed (e.g. holding Bond's hand when leaving Oberhauser's base when any trained person would've picked up a gun and worked to get out of danger together). The love story between them felt forced as well. With Vesper, it was the focus of the film and it worked because of that. Spectre was a disappointment in my eyes, not the worst film ever, but definitely a lot worse than it should've/could've been. Also the opening set piece, with the parkour in Casino Royale, was the best opening sequence to any Bond of this generation.
+Röss Lämönt Even in Spectre woman (played by Monica Bellucci) gives fundamental information to Bond: thanks to her he can find Waltz, discover the organization, starting his investigation. But in "Spectre" the screenplay was virtually absent, and as you said the character of Waltz was flat, empty. Monica Bellucci was totally wasted (and voluntarily "aged"). The other woman (Lea Seydoux) has a personal story (maybe too much!), so is a more worthy character, but their relationship is pathetic and steals too much time to the rest of the movie... In short, Spectre seems like a film for children 8 years old! The relationship of love(?) is pathetic, very forced, not intense, and some important people are just mentioned. The upside is that this movie contains many ideas for the next one... All the characters remain alive: the villain is caught but not killed, and we know that the Italian widow had to be brought to safety, but we don't know if it actually happened then. 'Action scenes, a childhood romance, dialogues and screenplay poor.' Here are the ingredients of Spectre. Beautiful cast, but misused... I have read many comments about the movie in social networks... and literally from all over the world viewers have complained about the lack of presence of Monica Bellucci, and this gave me a lot of ideas, but I'm pessimistic... My dream is that in the next movie there is the same cast, but director Stefano Sullima, and Sam Mendes for the action scenes. It will never happen. :(
To answer the clerks last question: Those fanfold printers have the lowest risk of paper jams, and those needle printers enjoy the cheapest ink that doesn't fade on the receipt. But they are also slow and require recycling the cut off edges.
That'd be funny if the ending was after Bond left and like 4 dudes in ski masks come in saying with guns pointed at him "Where is he?" RentalCo guy: "Please wait" "No, tell me where he is!" RentalCo guy: "I'll be right with you" and it just goes on for like 30 seconds and then illegal RentalCo guy: "Hi, welcome to RentalCo, how may I help you?" "We're looking for a British dude that just passed here!" RentalCo guy: "I'm sorry but I can't help you with that, do you need a car?" "Ugh, fine, sure" RentalCo guy: "Oo, I'm sorry but we have no available cars, a British guy took the last one" "Where'd he go?!" RentalCo guy: "I don't know" "Why don't you know?!" RentalCo guy: "Because it's not my job, duh" "Ugh, fine, we're out of here!" RentalCo guy: "Wait!" "What?!" RentalCo guy: "You forgot your receipt" "For what?!" RentalCo guy: For talking to me "Ugh, fine, give me that!" RentalCo guy: "Thanks for renting from RentalCo, have a good day, hope you buy from us again!" Endscene
For someone who does such an excellent job playing a ruthless killer, Craig has incredible comedic skill and a tendency to crack up.
And a great smirk. You can tell he probably laughs a lot.
I love he was corpseing at the give me a car scene
Funny given Daniel Craig went to Knives Out and Glass Onion after this and he definitely had a knack for comedy
He’s a great actor
Bc of this he's one of my favorite SNL hosts & Logan Lucky is one of my favorite movies
Haven't seen Daniel this happy in a while
+Aozotra Stephen does that to people...
+Aozotra how often do you guys hang out?
+Aozotra do you know him personally?? celeb **** rider
+smallfaucet LMAO! I think they're on a twice a week basis.
+JackBauer137 I loved Jack Bauer man, damn! Even the latest half season in England was awesome! Michelle Fairly (spelling?) was so incredible in that one too!it almost had me in tears a few times haha
damn stephen didn't crack even when daniel did. amazing
+MaxDamageTV He cracks up a lot during taping. I guess you didn't see that one with "munchma quchi"
Chery Zheng i did. that was freaking hilarious
+Chery Zheng OMG that was *classic* he just barely managed to hold on through Suq Madiq and Liqa Madiq
+anon03030605 He almost did. His face reddened a bit and you can see that he's doing something with his mouth to stop it.
+Chery Zheng oh man , I remember that one.😅😅😅😅
What I love is how real this scene is.
+Organized Chaos Productions Yeah, it felt so real with Craig breaking character for half the skit and Colbert having to adjust his fake mustache...
+Stormie33 That withstanding, this is exactly what you go through when you are trying to rent a car.
+Organized Chaos Productions : I think it's because it still has the "video look". They probably shot the movie digitally, but then converted it to look more film-like. I heard this scene didn't make it into the final cut of the film, so they probably didn't bother converting it, thus it still has that "real" quality inherent to video.
nasw lmao Such a hilarious explanation! Dude that's awesome.
+Organized Chaos Productions Yes, so real that all the signs in Rome are in English.
I love how huge Daniel Craig's sense of humor is. :)
I know seeing him laugh when he grabbed Colbert was hilarious
+mustardsfire22 yes, one of two huge things i love about him. :)
+Myron Angus HAHAHAHAHAHA
Myron Angus Well, that's convenient. ;)
Agreed! Seeing Daniel Craig laugh was the best!
Daniel Craig seems so genuinely polite and with such a huge sense of humor. Respect!
This sketch really showcases what a fantastic improviser and actor Stephen is. He's fully committed to the silliness of the bit, just like they did at Second City.
Take a look at when he was on whose line is it anyway
The moment Daniel loses it is Priceless!!! 😂😂😂
*+Fisal Aman* Did you notice what triggered it? After Craig said "Give me a car", he blew into Colberts ear. (Time 2:46 to 2:50)
+Slick Van Tanoid I think he actually sniffs at that point, probably getting a whiff of whatever cologne or hair product Colbert has on.
It's so cute :)
yea Craig rubbed his nose on his face and now might have a slightly tickle itch on his nose from the fake mustache
+Fisal Aman He's trying not to lose it from the beginning of the bit. :))
"We all have things to do." Man, Stephen nailed that line...
should've been "ohhh i thought you said Bourne"
Well, this ain't THAT show. So
Naberius yep... that’s pretty clever...
Ha! Certainly a missed opportunity! 😂
It should have!!
Ooh, nice
2:57 even a professional actor can't hold back his laughter from Stephen Colbert
😂
Yusha Umeri It must be the face Stephen made
Yusha Umeri
Because Colbert Is the best thing since letterman
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Those are the slowest assassins I've ever seen.
+Jake Virtanen
If you actually saw them, then they might be the fastest assassins I never saw.
They were in a traffic jam
I would have loved to see them at the end of the clip!
They were at another rental
They were driving a Chevy Lumina
Daniel Craig looked like he wanted to give Stephen a very tender kiss.
+justadude Most men do when they get that close to him.
+justadude He must have a nice cologne or something
+justadude Colbert and Craig porno?
Well, I am off to write Craig/Colbert Slash Fiction.
+DoctorWeeTodd i think this clip gave a lot of folks the same idea!
"Will you need insurance?"
(pause)
"Yes... I have to drive it into a volcano."
Love that!
If they have Bond's driving records, I don't think he'd be able to afford insurance.
Nobody laughed at "Well, he drinks a lot of martinis" ????
No, just bad timing. The audience was still clapping and probably didn't hear it. It was a good joke, nevertheless.
+DWVids00 look at "The Onon" review of "Spectre" ;)
Alcoholism isn't a laughing matter apparently. Lol
His wit: as dry as his martinis
Didn't Craig's Bond invent a new signature drink for his character back in Casino Royale??
"Bond, James Bond" Sorry there is no way to say that without sounding awesome.
Well I found it like spitted out. The next Bond will be Craigs last Bond.
He never gets younger.
Legend has it Ian Fleming chose that name because he felt it sounded boring .. as befitting someone who definitely wouldn't want too much attention.
@@fergalhughes165 Truth. He was looking for a name that sounded "bland and English". And we got James Bond.
Steven: "You had me at Bond!"
DC is ridiculously adorable.
Only male actor whose eyes I think are awesome.
I think Marvel is way more adorable.
+Dr. Dhoom Good one :D
+Dr. Dhoom 43
Dr. Dhoom
:D
When Colbert and his team and the guest are at their best, I can't stop smiling. It's just sheer joy.
i love it how Daniel craig just craig's up when he's Holding stephen by his vest
You know, considering the average driving ability of an Italian driver, Bond's accidents should not have been too surprising to the Roman car rental company.
Marvellous
It's not the ability. Most Italian are very able.
Problem: they care not for rules, logic and physics, so they just steamroll through anything, while honking and destroying the car.
@@Anankin12 ...hmm..rules and logic...i understand...but physics too...o-m-g 😆
@@sonalidasgupta3562 they tend to get into bends at a rather high speed, ignoring that friction has a limit and the faster you go the less margin you have until you end up in a tree. Or they brake when they lose control of the car, making the car unable to regain traction and pull out. Rhere are other examples too
The irony of an Asian commenting on the driving ability of Italians...RICH.
"I've been chased by a number of assassins"
"We all have things to do" Lol
I lost it when Craig almost kissed Steven and started losing it! XD
I love Stephen Colbert and seeing Daniel Craig had a hard time keeping a straight face made it even funnier - can't wait to see Spectre!
I love how he couldnt pull himself together while he was pulling steven. He laughed his ass off
"Is there any more to that name? Maybe like a name?" was hilarious. Either the audience didn't hear the whole joke or they just didn't get it, but I was cracking up at that.
i loved that part too
What took those assassins so long?
Jethro Pang they always wait for bond to be ready then everything happens. (Just like every other bond movie)
They had to rent a car at Enterprise.
having an expresso
....probably renting a car themselves....if car chase is what a criminal mastermind boss ordere...a car chase it will be 💪
They got their @$$ whipping dished out by Samoans living nearby.
Love Craig cracking up, how much fun he was having. "But I did bring it back with a full tank of gas." "That's all that really matters."
Except it was an actual tank, full of gas.
Craig looks like a younger, less stressed out Putin.
lol
you can see on his face that he can't stand to playing Bond anymore
The Lone Hunt he does hahaha, Putin is a legend
The Lone Hunt: Not to mention like a billion times more likeable.
The Lone Hunt oh so he's a double agent
Daniel Craig trying not to laugh is funny in of itself.
Watching Craig trying to suppress his laughter was the best part of this skit.
Dot Matrix Printer = Comedy Gold.
+fidorover Best profile pic ever.
+Dr. Dhoom You don't know Steve McQueen?!
+fidorover They are still using dot matrix printer at Budget now. I rented a car from them last week. It's no joke.
+fairfeatherfiend they still use them alot because they are the only printers that work with those precepts where it makes a carbon copy when you write on it.
+fidorover Avis still uses them too. Last I checked. Their system is also from the 1980s. So archaic.
@2:40 Daniel Craig as James Bond: "Give...me...a car!" [breaks character by laughing]
This was great! Never knew that Daniel had such a good sense of humor!
His Bond parody on SNL was pretty much on target.
don't forget the fact that daniel made a kissy face!
When the old printer started I laughed out loud. That's exactly the kind they use at the rental office I go to.
This was a smart and humorous skit, something the Jimmy Fallon show can't seem to pull off.
Why do all of you think these sketches on Late Night shows are about competition?? It's all for entertainment purposes, that's all late night shows are all about
Competition??? Where in what I wrote did you infer that I was a referring to a competition??? I don't even watch late night TV that much. I just made an observation. You're reading way too much into what I wrote...get a life dude.......LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, LOL!
Gravitas 37 Why Don't you see jimmy Kimmel version of walking dead?
Ignorance at its finest. Fallon has amazing skits.
Stephen needs to do more of these they're absolutely hilarious
I love how Colbert could stay in character longer than Craig, he almost immediatly had to laugh.
Missed a joke, should have gone:
JB: Do you expect me to walk?
SC: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to drive!
OMG!! LOL!!
Underrated joke!!!!!
I love how Craig lost his shit when he was all up on Colbert's face... that sly man. great sketch 💏😍
Lol Craig almost loses it for a sec, there lol.
He was laughing his ass off on the inside.
So the camera on purpose moved to his back when DC was losing it all LOL
You know someone really did their research with the ripping off of the holed paper sides. I worked in a rental car office, and my memories are 80% ripping holed sides off of the printed contracts.
Here after no time to die. I love how witty he gets while being really serious!
I too am here after No Time to Die and this is hilarious and showcases Daniel’s humorous side. He delivers the lines about why the car came back damaged and then said he returned it with a full tank of gas.
@@colleen3107 he could do really good comedies.
Stephen made Craig crack under pressure.
Too funny. Love those two
I keep coming back to this skit. Daniel always breaks (see his SNL episode) and it's always lovely to see him enjoying himself.
Here's a bit of trivia - the reason they still use dot matrix printers for printing forms like that is because it transfers the ink to the paper through an impact on a ribbon of ink. The impact transfers the printing to the other copies. If they used a laser or ink jet printer, there wouldn't be any force to transfer the printing to the carbon copies.
Craig laughing and not being able to hold it is AWESOME
Hilarious as always
It disappoints me to see you here…and I’m disappointed in myself too
This was posted 5 years ago.
How many subscribers you had back then?
Any regrets that you used your channel's account to comment on Stephen Colbert's you tube channel?
Would you comment that now? Cmon man!
@@salsalvio821 it was 5 years ago
"We all have things to do." I like how Stephen makes sure his moustache is staying on. With all that passionate not quite kissing, they now have the same Covid status. (negative) That vest really did hold up well.
Nice hiding the Dell Monitor.
+AzTerrabyyte lol, good catch.
+AzTerrabyyte Gaffer Tape monitor, haven't you heard of them?
Wolfbleeder, they only show apple.
Hilarious how they both read Stephen's cue cards at the end!
When Colbert said "We all have things to do." and "I don't have that". I was finished. 😂😂😂😂
Damn that Daniel Craig! He's even sexier when he's breaking out of character!
Such a shame he doesn't like Bond anymore. I can't think of anyone who could fill his shoes as 007. Hopefully he'll come back and under a good director
I'm so impressed that Daniel Craig actually said "Tank of Gas" rather than "Tank of Petrol". Cheers!
I got his autograph once. Daniel really is pretty tall, not like most stars in real life.
Rolling Ormond he's 5"10 which is average
Really that’s awesome. What was Daniel Craig like ?
He’s 5’10 😂wtf, How tall are you 😂
a lot of male celebrities wear lifts
haha really, he looks short in movies
4:50 - he should've said "sign with your last name, followed by your first name and then your last name again"
Daniel laughing was about the funniest moment.
This is hilarious! I always knew that Daniel is an amazing actor but I didn't know that he's so good in comedy. He should make more like this! Funny Bond-this made my day!
I love Colbert. All the stuff he does with actors is priceless
I've got to drive it into a volcano. Yep.
Sounds about right😂
One of the best comedy sketches anywhere in awhile. Just perfect.
I'm dying xD Daniel starting to giggle when he grabbed Colbert and then the vest comment....this was genius xD
Is it just me or does Craig have some facial similarities to Harrison Ford? Because that look he gave Colbert at the beginning was really reminding me of Ford.
+MakaraTube they're both ISTPs ;)
On some angles yes!
+MakaraTube I think he looks like Putin, he could play him in a movie.
+wakingup2010 That means he would be playing a bad guy for once.
+da96103 They can save some cash by casting Craig as both Bond and Putin, or give Daniel Craig twice the salary.
"...You always get these BEAUTIFUL cars and gadgets....and you always wreck them immediately......"
....Same goes for the women.....
I can't stop laughing lol this was good. Better than the dumb sketches on SNL
actually the sketch Daniel did on snl as a space captain was pretty effing funny, and the one about the brits in the pub losing all their jobs wasn't bad either
+The Contrarian Absolutely not true. '86-'93 just got better and better all the time - Carvey, Meyers. Hartman, Spade, Farley, etc., days of titans and comedy gold.
***** I was talking about SNL from '86-'93, not this sketch.
+Cinemaniac Jean I agree. SNL has gone politically correct. They need to stop with the kid jokes.Its ruining the show.
***** nah... I didn't.
I stopped watching it years ago
I love how smug Craig looked after that montage with the cars finished playing 😂
wow Craig put more feeling into this then he did in the movie
Man, I was surprised to hear the sound effect of a dot-matrix printer, I was certain it was not thought out, but the sign of the commitment to that was to provide Stephen with a real dot-matrix print-out. Big thumbs up to the folks at TLLSwSC for that. :-D
Pure gold. Looking at the title occasionally during the video increases hilarity.
“I need a car quickly! I’m being chased by a number of assassins! We all have things to do.”
Lmao 😂
me too i loved that part
Whether Craig will do another Bond is up to him. 1 more film on contract. The media took the "Rather slash my own wrists" quote and used it out of context to print bullshit (as always), as he had said it as a joke because they had been filming a hell of a long time. I think he'll be up for another movie, which should be good because he is a great Bond. Daniel Craig playing Bond has never been the problem. He's always given a great performance. He has suffered a little like Brosnan did. They can play Bond very well, but the rest of the movie is largely appalling or sub-standard. The pair only have 3 good movies (Goldeneye, Casino Royale and Skyfall) between them, yet are still great at playing Bond.
What I hope, is that they use another director. Sam Mendes keeps using the origins of Bond and referencing back to prior films. It worked well in Skyfall but in Spectre it was tiresome and very irritating to watch (one of many problems it had). They need new story, without reference to Bond's past or constant attempts to fit in as many references to the old formula of 007 and the best way to do that would be to write a different plot and remove Mendes, who did a good job bringing it back, but is definitely not the man to take it forward.
Casino Royale was Craig's best Bond movie. I don't count Quantum of Solace as part of the franchise because that movie suffered from the writer's strikes and a number of other issues that made it unwatchable and it helped kill the studio. Skyfall was the second best for me. It resurrected the franchise after dying from QOS and was in general a good movie. However, Casino Royale tops it because Bond actually had an assignment rather than dealing with a personal threat to M. It managed to make some references to older Bonds, without it being too overt as it has become now, didn't have to rely on set pieces for things to happen, unlike Spectre, where the entire plot progresses solely from set pieces, meaning it is very formulaic and lacking in intrigue. The characters too were better. Le Chiffre a much better villain than Waltz (who is the better actor, but they never developed the character, making the whole performance quite flat by his standards), the women were also a huge problem in Spectre. In Casino Royale he seduces the woman and uses her to get to her husband, in Spectre, he shows up and basically fucks her without any seduction needed, which was really weird given they barely knew each other and she was a widow expecting to die.
Then we have the Bond Girls. Vesper Lynn was waaaaaay better than Dr Swann (I can't even remember her first name, which says a lot). Vesper was an intelligent person who verbally sparred with Bond the entire film on an equal footing and reacted as anyone not used to murder would (which was when she became "helpless" but we can believe it because she works for the treasury and isn't used to killers and violence, being a civilian forced to help steal the money to save her partner). Swann was supposed to be empowered. She was familiar with guns and violence, as shown on the train when she uses the gun. They briefly empower her in the fight against Batista (who by the way, could have been an iconic henchman, but we barely knew his name and his schtick was not consistent, 1 minutes it's thumbnails, the next it's a double barrelled pistol and then it's pure strength battering Bond before dying, a waste.) but instantly remove that when she and Bond go and fuck. From there on in the film, she is helpless, despite knowing how to use guns and admittedly killed a man when she was young, which is contradictory to how she is portrayed (e.g. holding Bond's hand when leaving Oberhauser's base when any trained person would've picked up a gun and worked to get out of danger together). The love story between them felt forced as well. With Vesper, it was the focus of the film and it worked because of that. Spectre was a disappointment in my eyes, not the worst film ever, but definitely a lot worse than it should've/could've been.
Also the opening set piece, with the parkour in Casino Royale, was the best opening sequence to any Bond of this generation.
+Röss Lämönt Even in Spectre woman (played by Monica Bellucci) gives fundamental information to Bond: thanks to her he can find Waltz, discover the organization, starting his investigation. But in "Spectre" the screenplay was virtually absent, and as you said the character of Waltz was flat, empty. Monica Bellucci was totally wasted (and voluntarily "aged"). The other woman (Lea Seydoux) has a personal story (maybe too much!), so is a more worthy character, but their relationship is pathetic and steals too much time to the rest of the movie... In short, Spectre seems like a film for children 8 years old! The relationship of love(?) is pathetic, very forced, not intense, and some important people are just mentioned. The upside is that this movie contains many ideas for the next one... All the characters remain alive: the villain is caught but not killed, and we know that the Italian widow had to be brought to safety, but we don't know if it actually happened then.
'Action scenes, a childhood romance, dialogues and screenplay poor.' Here are the ingredients of Spectre.
Beautiful cast, but misused...
I have read many comments about the movie in social networks... and literally from all over the world viewers have complained about the lack of presence of Monica Bellucci, and this gave me a lot of ideas, but I'm pessimistic... My dream is that in the next movie there is the same cast, but director Stefano Sullima, and Sam Mendes for the action scenes. It will never happen. :(
Brilliant play 👏
Daniel kept going even when started laughing 😂 👏
Awesome
To answer the clerks last question: Those fanfold printers have the lowest risk of paper jams, and those needle printers enjoy the cheapest ink that doesn't fade on the receipt. But they are also slow and require recycling the cut off edges.
James Bond: GIVE. ME. A. CAR.
**suddenly laughs**
Colbert's comedic genius shining through... And yes, that was definitely a sniff!
Thanks for all the love ❤and support. Seriously blown away by the love from all of you.thank you
We all have things to do...lmao
this is good, so very real too with these places. These guests have huge sense of humour to do these sort of scenes
I love how even though Craig cracks up, Colbert is still in character xD
Colbert is so amazing and witty. Very god combo with Daniel Craig. Loved how both of them were cracking up doing the sketch :-D
He really couldn't control that laughter could he lol
2021 and still love it!!!
since when does rome have 7/11
+Jacob bon It's called product placement.
I know it was a joke rome is a European city in italy which is a European country, also 7/11 is a north american thing not foreign.
I was joking too.
+Jacob bon 7/11 is global first of all... secondly... THAT'S what you're questioning?
+Dr. Dhoom A very honey allergic Winnie the Pooh haha
Love Daniel Craig! He's so charming and I just love when he's having fun 😊
I love how Daniel Craig looses it and starts to laugh! That's great skit comedy!
What's funny about this in 2021 is the way he says "Bond, James Bond" is exactly the way he is saying it now in NTTD. Awesome!
That'd be funny if the ending was after Bond left and like 4 dudes in ski masks come in saying with guns pointed at him
"Where is he?"
RentalCo guy: "Please wait"
"No, tell me where he is!"
RentalCo guy: "I'll be right with you"
and it just goes on for like 30 seconds and then illegal
RentalCo guy: "Hi, welcome to RentalCo, how may I help you?"
"We're looking for a British dude that just passed here!"
RentalCo guy: "I'm sorry but I can't help you with that, do you need a car?"
"Ugh, fine, sure"
RentalCo guy: "Oo, I'm sorry but we have no available cars, a British guy took the last one"
"Where'd he go?!"
RentalCo guy: "I don't know"
"Why don't you know?!"
RentalCo guy: "Because it's not my job, duh"
"Ugh, fine, we're out of here!"
RentalCo guy: "Wait!"
"What?!"
RentalCo guy: "You forgot your receipt"
"For what?!"
RentalCo guy: For talking to me
"Ugh, fine, give me that!"
RentalCo guy: "Thanks for renting from RentalCo, have a good day, hope you buy from us again!"
Endscene
Dr. Dhoom yeah
Dr. Dhoom ok
Dr. Dhoom no problem
Daniel's laugh gave me years of life. He's so precious!!
The one thing that makes Colbert crack up are the words "Chevy Malibu".
This was the best. Anyone here on 2021? 😆
I've never seen a Chevy in a James Bond movie
Jon Kimberson cause it got rektd right after it got out of the rental
We have one more Daniel-Craig-Bond to go :-)
This clip is just too geniusly funny! Watches it over and over again
"We all have things to do." 😂😂😂🇬🇧🔫🚗
I love the dot matrix printer sound effect.
The last part when he's reading the teleprompter... I can tell you: he can have a talk show.
Love this. DC can be quite serious in interviews.
Right in his ear .." give me a car" laughs quietly in his ear. LMAO
Fun Fact: The line literally fell on Stephen's deaf ear.
Such a gentleman. Humble without any pretence.
Daniel should try comedy movies. He seems like he would be amazing. Id watch that.
His blue eyes are so sparkly!!