Changed my dad's Mac boot up chime to Robin Williams belting out at full volume "GOOOOD MORNING VIETNAAAM!!" Didn't realize he would use it at 4am though...
my younger brother stole my savings when he was a kid and got away with it because parents blamed me for not hiding it well in my room. I was fing livid and thought of ways to get back at him. I just took a mug full of water and sprayed it on all his clothes in his wardrobe and closet. He barely opens both so over the course of a few days his clothes started to smell progressively bad and by end of the week when he actually opened his wardrobe and closet it stank like hell. He had to sit outside wearing nothing but a towel for an entire day while the clothes dried and his room aired out. I did several pranks like this until he stopped taking my stuff
My worst one that comes to mind that was evil, I was playing airsoft with a bunch of kids. I had just bought like 1000 worth of supplies. Including a ghillie suit. As fun as it sounds, it doesnt come into play here. But he had lost something down in the play area while we were all during some downtime. I convinced EVERYONE, to have their weapons ready and loaded. And we would all burst him real fast. It got out of hand quickly. His back looked like a toad, and he also had some airsoft bbs embedded from a 1000 fps dragunov... He was crying for his mom, and I felt so bad about it afterwards.
If my brother ran out of toilet paper, he’d call out, “I need toilet paper!” I’d get a new roll, tear off exactly *TWO* squares, and hand them to him through the narrow gap between the door and the frame. I would do it maybe once or twice a year. During that time, he’d start to believe that I wouldn’t do it anymore and “Bam!”, I’d do it again! (I’d always hand him the rest of the fresh roll just after hearing his frustration. I know you’re wondering how he got revenge: Sometimes during snowball fights, he’d bean me in the face despite a “No headshot” rule. “Oops, I have really bad aim!” is what he’d say. We both now live a mile from the beach in California and look back fondly on those years that we lived at a higher elevation.
I have several. One time i squeezed ketchup packets into the coin return slot of a payphone. Came back the next day to big finger smears of ketchup all over the phone. Also, vaseline on the underside of a public railing. No one gets sick/hurt, but its gross as shit not knowing what is on your hand. Lastly, i peed on the sauna rocks at a hotel, then sat in the pool and watched people go in and immediately come out gagging. Good times.
Holy hell! _It's my time to shine!_ I devised a way to fart in someone's face both at a distance, and at a different time! If you have a friend who is drinking a soda in a ~20-oz bottle, then once they get to about 1/3 left in the bottle, you need to secretly steal their bottle. In the restroom, you'll want to remove the lid, very gently squeeze the bottle to remove air, then fart directly into the opening of the bottle _WHILE_ you release your squeeze. This will _PULL_ in your fart into the bottle. Now put the lid back on, and _SHAKE IT UP._ Now your fart is _IN_ the bottle, and _UNDER PRESSURE._ When they remove the lid, it will belch *pure, bare-ass fart* directly into their face. Bonus, their soda is flat. Just be aware that you will be going to hell if you do this. .... _See you there!_
When I had braces they would give me tiny rubber bands that would help correct my teeth. A few times I tried putting them on the kitchen sink sprayer just after getting dinner hoping to get my sister. I never did get her... however I get my dad a couple times 😅/
Had a friend in college that worked in the computer lab. He was able to figured out how to get into the print connection and make the screen say radiation leak. Made alot of people panic and call the IT head of the college. He looked and just sighed knowing full well what is up. Had to do damage control.
Not exactly a prank but my sister had this teddy bear that she loved and slept with every night, and young teenage me thought she was being an asshole (tbf she was only a few years younger than me, not like a little kid) so I took it and hid it between her mattress and the wooden part of the bed under it. There was a point where she was crying and I felt so bad but I wasn’t going to say anything because then it was a big deal and I would have gotten in trouble for hiding it. Eventually I “helped her look for it” by moving her mattress around to see if it had dropped down between the mattress and the headboard, where I proceeded to pretend to find it and give it back to her. The worst part is that she thought that she actually lost it and that it was her fault the entire time. I still feel kinda bad for it to this day.
My folks and I were watching an old black and white WW2 flick. It took place on a battleship and an enemy bomb crashed into the deck but didn't explode. So in a real tense scene with no music, the hero was attempting to disarm the bomb. Then, right when he was going to cut the wire, I yelled "BOOM!" Mom and Dad jumped a good foot into the air. They were pissed but it was SO worth it.
OMG. Reminds me of the time when my very-much-missed Big Orange Kitty was walking across my desk when my cold drink had an ice cube pop. He jumped a foot in the air before calmly continuing on his way.
21:21 Just for everyone still thinking the Y2K "bug" was bogus: The only reason the Y2K issue wasn't much of an issue was because tens of thousands of programmers worked their butts off upgrading old code to avoid such issues. I myself had to upgrade an old dBASE system to 4-digit-year standards and, after I did that and tested it out, found out that I _still_ had missed some obscure year references in the code and had to review everything A SECOND TIME. Back in the day, dates were often stored in outlandish formats, like in 4 byte structures with mm and dd being binary characters and the year being offset from a base year (often 1960). 'TWAS MADNESS. The Y2K issue was an actual, serious issue. Don't let anyone BS you on this.
5:07 OMG. I'm going to watch the rest of this just for the evil ideas! 9:07 I still haven't pulled the kitchen-sprayer gag on my wife. Only she know where she hid the baseball bat. 11:31 "Prequel trilogies." I'm embarrassed to admit I was NOT lost at this reference.
In the 70's when I was a teenager my parents were selling their house, on April fools day I convinced the realtor to tell them the escrow fell through then when my dad freaked out she said April fools day from her and I lol.
Not me, but my mom hid a fake, but realistic-looking spider under my calculus book. I am terrified of spiders, because where I live in Washington, we have the black widow, and some other spiders that can leave painful bites.
Once I put folded ketchup packets under the toilet seats so that they'd explode when someone sat down on it. Another time, I tied down the sprayer on the sink. Man, my poor sister...
Changed my dad's Mac boot up chime to Robin Williams belting out at full volume "GOOOOD MORNING VIETNAAAM!!" Didn't realize he would use it at 4am though...
my younger brother stole my savings when he was a kid and got away with it because parents blamed me for not hiding it well in my room. I was fing livid and thought of ways to get back at him.
I just took a mug full of water and sprayed it on all his clothes in his wardrobe and closet. He barely opens both so over the course of a few days his clothes started to smell progressively bad and by end of the week when he actually opened his wardrobe and closet it stank like hell. He had to sit outside wearing nothing but a towel for an entire day while the clothes dried and his room aired out. I did several pranks like this until he stopped taking my stuff
shouldve made some fake money that at a glance is not 100% obviously fake but still obivous if you looked at it for him to hopefully try to use
My worst one that comes to mind that was evil, I was playing airsoft with a bunch of kids. I had just bought like 1000 worth of supplies. Including a ghillie suit. As fun as it sounds, it doesnt come into play here.
But he had lost something down in the play area while we were all during some downtime.
I convinced EVERYONE, to have their weapons ready and loaded. And we would all burst him real fast. It got out of hand quickly.
His back looked like a toad, and he also had some airsoft bbs embedded from a 1000 fps dragunov...
He was crying for his mom, and I felt so bad about it afterwards.
If my brother ran out of toilet paper, he’d call out, “I need toilet paper!” I’d get a new roll, tear off exactly *TWO* squares, and hand them to him through the narrow gap between the door and the frame. I would do it maybe once or twice a year. During that time, he’d start to believe that I wouldn’t do it anymore and “Bam!”, I’d do it again! (I’d always hand him the rest of the fresh roll just after hearing his frustration. I know you’re wondering how he got revenge: Sometimes during snowball fights, he’d bean me in the face despite a “No headshot” rule. “Oops, I have really bad aim!” is what he’d say. We both now live a mile from the beach in California and look back fondly on those years that we lived at a higher elevation.
I have several. One time i squeezed ketchup packets into the coin return slot of a payphone. Came back the next day to big finger smears of ketchup all over the phone.
Also, vaseline on the underside of a public railing. No one gets sick/hurt, but its gross as shit not knowing what is on your hand.
Lastly, i peed on the sauna rocks at a hotel, then sat in the pool and watched people go in and immediately come out gagging. Good times.
Mustache pic, sweet fancy corn, that's amazing 😂
Holy hell! _It's my time to shine!_
I devised a way to fart in someone's face both at a distance, and at a different time!
If you have a friend who is drinking a soda in a ~20-oz bottle, then once they get to about 1/3 left in the bottle, you need to secretly steal their bottle. In the restroom, you'll want to remove the lid, very gently squeeze the bottle to remove air, then fart directly into the opening of the bottle _WHILE_ you release your squeeze. This will _PULL_ in your fart into the bottle. Now put the lid back on, and _SHAKE IT UP._ Now your fart is _IN_ the bottle, and _UNDER PRESSURE._ When they remove the lid, it will belch *pure, bare-ass fart* directly into their face.
Bonus, their soda is flat.
Just be aware that you will be going to hell if you do this.
.... _See you there!_
The Lucky Charms comment 😅 I kinda remember being the first one up in the morning, and just hogging the charms…sorry sibs…
When I had braces they would give me tiny rubber bands that would help correct my teeth. A few times I tried putting them on the kitchen sink sprayer just after getting dinner hoping to get my sister. I never did get her... however I get my dad a couple times 😅/
Had a friend in college that worked in the computer lab. He was able to figured out how to get into the print connection and make the screen say radiation leak. Made alot of people panic and call the IT head of the college. He looked and just sighed knowing full well what is up. Had to do damage control.
Not exactly a prank but my sister had this teddy bear that she loved and slept with every night, and young teenage me thought she was being an asshole (tbf she was only a few years younger than me, not like a little kid) so I took it and hid it between her mattress and the wooden part of the bed under it. There was a point where she was crying and I felt so bad but I wasn’t going to say anything because then it was a big deal and I would have gotten in trouble for hiding it. Eventually I “helped her look for it” by moving her mattress around to see if it had dropped down between the mattress and the headboard, where I proceeded to pretend to find it and give it back to her. The worst part is that she thought that she actually lost it and that it was her fault the entire time. I still feel kinda bad for it to this day.
Online friend told me their real name, so I made an alt account pretending to be some hacker that found their info
My folks and I were watching an old black and white WW2 flick. It took place on a battleship and an enemy bomb crashed into the deck but didn't explode. So in a real tense scene with no music, the hero was attempting to disarm the bomb. Then, right when he was going to cut the wire, I yelled "BOOM!" Mom and Dad jumped a good foot into the air. They were pissed but it was SO worth it.
OMG. Reminds me of the time when my very-much-missed Big Orange Kitty was walking across my desk when my cold drink had an ice cube pop. He jumped a foot in the air before calmly continuing on his way.
Sniff
21:21 Just for everyone still thinking the Y2K "bug" was bogus: The only reason the Y2K issue wasn't much of an issue was because tens of thousands of programmers worked their butts off upgrading old code to avoid such issues. I myself had to upgrade an old dBASE system to 4-digit-year standards and, after I did that and tested it out, found out that I _still_ had missed some obscure year references in the code and had to review everything A SECOND TIME. Back in the day, dates were often stored in outlandish formats, like in 4 byte structures with mm and dd being binary characters and the year being offset from a base year (often 1960). 'TWAS MADNESS. The Y2K issue was an actual, serious issue. Don't let anyone BS you on this.
5:07 OMG. I'm going to watch the rest of this just for the evil ideas!
9:07 I still haven't pulled the kitchen-sprayer gag on my wife. Only she know where she hid the baseball bat.
11:31 "Prequel trilogies." I'm embarrassed to admit I was NOT lost at this reference.
I tapped on the thumbnail just because I like M.U.G.E.N. Homer Simpson a lot.
17:29 There's no punishment ready for evil like this.
In the 70's when I was a teenager my parents were selling their house, on April fools day I convinced the realtor to tell them the escrow fell through then when my dad freaked out she said April fools day from her and I lol.
Not me, but my mom hid a fake, but realistic-looking spider under my calculus book. I am terrified of spiders, because where I live in Washington, we have the black widow, and some other spiders that can leave painful bites.
I farted into a 20oz soda bottle and closed it up and told him to smell it and he did lmao we still talk about it lol
5:08 🤣🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
9:31 this is diabolical 🤣🤣🤣
Once I put folded ketchup packets under the toilet seats so that they'd explode when someone sat down on it.
Another time, I tied down the sprayer on the sink.
Man, my poor sister...
OMG. "Mom! I'm having my period AGAIN!"
I hate it when people post the same story multiple times 🙄
I saw the prank of telling people someone was deaf to get them to yell at eachother in an old movie