Moshe Kasher - Pure Adrenaline Gangsters - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- Опубликовано: 1 авг 2016
- After Moshe Kasher's parents went out of town when he was a kid, he and his friends decided to do a ton of drugs and then steal a car.
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the ritalin never left his system
ritalin is a form of adderall he tripping
Or maybe he actually needs it lol
Bruh did a g before going on lol
He needs rital-out
@@williamvonwowern8662 Adderall is just another brand name and Adderall is white collar meth.
That girl that he called to get out of trouble pretended to be his sister, came & picked up him & his friends and got them out of trouble with the cops she's a true friend that's wassup 👍💯
thats why the cop let em go. figured if he at least has that good a friend he must not be all bad.
Tough crowd and lots of hate in comments, idk I thought the story was very entertaining.
YDUR ZEMOG yeah he just needed to calm the fuck down
He doesn't take a breath, and neither can the crowd, so they never get to laugh. He's fine, he just needs to slow down.
Yeah I think it was his delivery
I thought it was fine, too.
@@AnimalLover101195 Moshe's not normally like that. I think when the crowd wasn't reacting well to him, he panicked and rushed through his story.
The cop was the real gangsta
I don't want to like your comment because it's at 1-8-7 right now, so I'll just leave this.
Fuck 12
People are talking about him doing Ritalin and how he’s going to fast but as someone with ADHD his delivery is perf speed for me 😂
I think it’s Ridlin with a d
@@roosterboy7357 Well, you'd be wrong. There should've been a little red squigly under what you typed, that's how you know your "correction" ain't right.
@@kieran.grant_ I used my speaker and it didn’t pick up my hillbilly accent very well. I meant ADD but you said I was wrong so I think you understood what I was trying to say. I was wrong though, I had a friend in school on Ridellan and when he didn’t take it he was hyper and when he did he wasn’t himself, he would stare into his book like a zombie. As far as the auto correction goes I wish I could turn it off because I always have to correct it. I appreciate the sarcasm though, since this is RUclips I would expect nothing less
His parents watch this with subtitles
He tells this like slam poetry😂
Lmfao no one caught the “speed and mushrooms makes the cartoon play faster” joke
That was a joke?
@@Canzandridas okay, basically mushrooms make you hallucinate stuff, (the cartoon part) and speed, as the name implies speeds things up soo, he made a joke about the hallucinations being like a cartoon that was sped up lol
Moshe is always less wholesome than I expect, but Natasha is always much more so. Love them both 💖
For some reason, I read "Pure Adderall Gangsters" then re-read while it started, but was surprised to find out this actually WAS a prescription amphetamine fueled story. I'm psychic.
Or dyslexic.
Same thing.
Like be said '91 everyone was prescribed with it
You know what's not a same thing tho? Amphetamines and Ritalin. Ritalin isn't amphetamine, it's its own thing.
His name sounds like a toddler trying to say motion capture 😂😂😂👍
gtfo
@@JeremiahFernandez no you
AdamTheRaptor 😹
The crowds have been tough in these lately.
Ya tough as in expecting for it get funny any day now? You might have a point if he wasn't a rambler or didn't meander in his approach. This is a three or so minute bit that he has blown out like a horrible hair-do to make it 15 minutes. I'm only typing this because this is specifically an example of the crowds not laughing when they shouldn't. The material is old and it's longwinded.
That couple right in the front-center look like they want to go home.
your actually making me re-watch this :)) she looked like she was doing a sad affleck impression. I really want to make that video with her cuz she looks down and to the side while he's talking, it'd be perfect.
You should do it.
I don't think it' suppose to be funny. They are there to tell interesting stories that just so happen to be funny.
The guy at the bar in the red hat was LOVING this set. Forget the rest of the audience, that guy got it!
I like to think about his deaf parents love story. I imagine them exchanging love notes, sending love codes, and being able to sleep in peace while the baby cries at night.
haha thats cute
@angelestrada1123 They probably had some sort of setup to let them know that the baby was crying. You know, similar to how the lights flash to let them know that someone is at the door. I'm just speculating. 🙂
Bruh this crowd is not appreciating this FUCKING ACT OF GOD AND AMAZING STORY
Didn't make me laugh too much but it was a great story.
Same. Great plug
you're an idiot if you didn't laugh..
Actually I was watching the row of audience behind him. Straight faces almost the entire time, I felt bad for him.
+Alexander Smith L
I think when you've paid money etc..your expectations are higher?
I don't really give a shit about it being hilarious. If it's interesting and their able to add personality to it I'm down for a good story.
Definitely read his book. I just finished it a few days ago and I'm still thinking about it. It's really funny and a crazy story.
The story was pretty funny I thought but he just needed to slow down and work on his timing a bit. I have zero stand-up comedy experience though so fuck it.
Yeah i agree i had to rewind a couple times, when you actually keep up with what he's saying its hilarious, also I'm stoned so extra slow mow
These stories aren't a "Tight 15, or 30 "; like most comedians would perform. They are actual TRUE STORIES. If you've ever checked out Moshe's stand up specials, he's absolutely incredible! I've been meaning to read that book as I was quite the fuck up when I was a kid too.
@@pastorofmuppets325 i read the book. it’s FANTASTIC.
That girl is the real MVP.
This didn’t make me want to watch his standup but it made me wanna buy his book
His book is really great. I just finished it a few days ago and I'm still thinking about it.
@@RingoLoadagain what’s it called again? It’s been a long time lol
@@tylertracey8207 Kasher in the Rye! I got a free sample on my kindle but quickly bought the full book.
Awesome storytelling. That cop had to be thinking, "this is going to make a great story".
For real though his book is amazing. I loved it and I even cried at the end.
Ari intros - Never skip
New intros - Skip with extreme prejudice
Damn straight. Roy Wood just isn’t good
I don't understand why everyone skip's the intros. I don't think their too bad.
All the intros suck ass
Only intro that even mildly entertained me was when ari was being chased by tiny ari's
Lots of people can think & speak quickly without being on drugs, by the way, commenters ... I appreciated his quick, lively delivery.
Great story but lacks comedic timing
His pacing is just terrible. I feel like there could have been more laughs, but he didn't leave any space to respond to what he was saying.
lol you saw the louie charisma on command video.....
No the crowd is just plain stupid.
Well he tried that and they didn't respond too well so i can see why he'd speed it up
truly not his best i cant even finish it
The speed of the story was to imitate the way he felt on all those drugs. It was intentional dude.
Just watching and waiting for Dr. Egon Spengler here to yell, "Venkman, get a sample of this"
Everyone: Speed and mushrooms is a terrible mixture. Don't do it.
Speed makes some people mildly paranoid, plus weed also, add halucinations from mushrooms and you got your perfect nightmare storm.
If at all, do it with people you trust and do not leave the group. I feel like that was my mistake. Leaving the group was a terrible decision, born of paranoia and speedy restlessness.
I did enjoy this story a great deal, because my own experience with that drug mixture was, too, that police can be incredibly sweet on the completely desperate drug burn-out. It's like the angels are working overtime to get your ass home safely.
Thanks again for the story. I got a real kick out of it.
HaploidCell
if you're going to do shrooms, clear your schedule for the next 6 months, as a safety precaution. I haven't touched them for years, and I don't intend to for the rest of my life.
Games Braun why should you clear your schedule for the next 6 months?
More like 6 hours
HaploidCell it’s in words 😂
One of my high school friends had a bunch of Ritalin bottles and I downed a handful puked a few table spoons up downed more and I was paranoid but really introverted no one could tell I was paranoid but suddenly I could tell who was and wasn’t and just yea 😂
Too late
At some point this guy thought he was a werewolf, in Michigan
This made me laugh out loud
Nice. Very funny. Wonder if he did meet that teacher
This dude has great descriptions of himself and others
hes the guy that purposely spells your name wrong on the starbucks cup just to brighten his day.
All you have to do to be a comedian is do drugs and go to rehab, you can do anything you set your minds to kids
Your comment was the only funny thing about this video. W
edit* all you have to do to become a comedian is do drugs..
Or.. all you have to do, is to stay in school to be able to comment on you tube videos.
I've done drugs and went to rehab, why is it not working?
+Kevin Alvarez shhhh, You had me at kill Justin Beiber.
lmao... St. Ides. I used to drink that when I was a teenager too. I haven't heard anyone reference that in FOREVER. Awesome. thanks for the flashback!
This set was sponsored by buy my book.
My old friend from California used to laugh at me when I would play Oakland gangsta rap on my iPod, but I tried to convince him like, "NO! OAKLAND ISN'T A JOKE, DUDE!"
Brilliant , he really drew me in to the story , fantastic 👏 👌🏻
Man... idk if the crowd was just being tough, or if the beginning of that story was just genuinely cringy. Jokes were just not hitting at all.
It also helps if you the the Bay Area. I'm around the same age as Moshe and I know all the spots he's talking about. Plus some of the BPD cops were chill as fuck unlike the UCBPD or OPD who all Bay residents have fond stories of abuse and "don't give a fuck" about OPD tossing you in jail on humbles. Glad dude turned his life around and can use his stories to pay the bills, wish I could do that.
Idk..it was an entertaining story but the way he was telling it just wasn't that funny.
stand up's hard.
Josh Broughton SFPD is the dirtiest bunch of villains in the entire Bay Area, never had problems with OPD
Yo I LOVED this, but I've been in situations almost exactly the same, you have to have been there to understand the feeling of "woah wait what the fuck did he just let us go?" When you've violated SO many laws and underage with a car not at all legal, fake plates, no tags, no insurance, etc.
But like Theo Von's and almost all other episodes of "This Isn't Happening"(give or take a few) he really describes the feelings using a comparison of ridiculous measure, this guy didn't really do jokes, he just told an AMAZING This isn't happening story 🤷♂️ no one said it had to be funny just because they're comedians telling stories
Ari's mind is truely wicked. Moshe - the intellectual gangsta 😎
😂😂😂 this was great!!!
His name sounds like the sound that brooms make.
Mubashir Mahi yeah accurate
Moshe Kasher is the man hahaha
the dudes a natural story teller! Dint think I would like it at first but then I was like dude: hes killing it 😅
Epic officer to haha
I'm more impressed they knew how to drive manual at 14. Most kids these days don't have a chance lol!
I love this guys stories
Haha this was great
i was so intrigued that i didnt see this as comedy but just a good story
I love the fact that he is perpetually trying to catch his breath through the entirety of the story
we love you Mr. Motion Capture
razzle dazzle
I love this ad/story for his book
Love this story and love Moshe!
I was in a similar situation, I was handcuffed and told to call someone so I had to pretend my Chinese friend was my aunt. Got away with it tho
You already released this on RUclips.............. If not than RUclips recommended I watch this months ago while I was watching "This is not happening" on RUclips.
He's been on this is not happening before, this one is new.
I 'm sure you are right, but my point is I have seen this one (this specific standup by Moshe on this specific show) before. No hate, just saying.
These openings are the best, Keep On Truckin' Ari !
did you see the opening when Ari in an Ari mask robs a bank..almost wish he would make a short film with the same into like Heat (1995. M. Man)
@@AdamThoba2 ~ Nope ! but it sounds like it would be very funny.
This guy is hilarious on other stages too
Really deserved more laughs and applause, that's a story of legends
"HOW MUCH DID THIS GUY HATE PAPERWORK?!" LMAO
14:02 kmsl
It wasn't that, it was probably just white privilege. 🤷♀️
Listen to him gasp between each sentence
Aye if you from Oakland you know everyone crazy af out here 🤘🏼
proof that you cant trust crowds reaction, no laughs but he deserved them
haha good one
Yeah, they bussed those people in for an episode of "Scared Straight: Comedy Style"...
... How? I didn't laugh once during this. He had maybe 2 decent lines in the whole thing, the rest were bombaroos. That and the overacting really sunk his ship. I don't blame the crowd at all, this performance was cringeworthy.
No
Ehhh heheheheh, nah dog. Moshe has good stories, not good jokes.
What is the twist was the cop wasn't even a cop but a guy just posing as one xD
Took a minute but wow great story!
he forgot to breathe
He doesn't slow down long enough to let the crowd register, so they aren't laughing.
what a great story teller and a cool story.
tough crowd 😂
The crowd is *cold*
Nice one 🙂
Dude is funny. About to buy that book 😆😆
Caucasian experience with a cop while on drugs underage driving illegally with open booze. Nice
He's Jewish
This was yrs ago when cops could let you walk on shit. If you know someone crazy from back in the day just ask em all the insanity they got away with back in the day.
Pretty much. I was a hardcore heroin addict for 10 years, during which I not only sold drugs but smuggled them internationally across the border in a body cavity...and I have never even been arrested. Detained millions of times, but always let go. I know it’s because I’m a decent looking white guy. And it’s so wrong. But I’m not really complaining, either.
@@kylewest100 gross, why would you want to walk on shit?
@-- Nope. Not according to them, they aren’t!
hes so gangsta he stays up past his bedtime
Did some ritalin and remembered this story! Woooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My first mushroom experience as a teenager we used blue doritos to mask the flavour. jWhat is it with mushrooms and corn chips ? lol
He said he bought a twenty bag of weed. I no longer believe he was ever “gangster” 😂😂😂😂
This was the 90s though. $20 worth of weed was like a whole forest.
Do you think he's Jewish?
the work cash is in his name and he's a comic. so.... Yeah
+Jacob Knighten word*
undeniably so. psychedelics unlock the hidden genius of the jews because their ancestors tripped balls on kachyon. it's in our DNA
Yes he said he was.
He couldn't be jewier even if his full name was jewy hooknose mcjewlawyer
medium stories and performances .. make great ones so much better
Best flavor corn nuts lol 😂
Oakland, 14years, doin speed and shrooms, stealin cars, crashin it, hangin with X3. Casual wednesday.
This is fire 🔥 this crowd is dry
He talks so fast 😅 and i forgot i had it sped up thought my head was gonna explode 💀😂
Lol! How did that not give you an aneurysm?
@@CERTAIND00M almost did! Im dizzy 😅
damn, this was a tough one
Gangsta that plays with Transformers?
All this hate in the comments, i thought it was a great story.
He's an OK dude, but people hate hipsters. and an older hipster... He is always gonna have to deal with that unless he grows up and loses that millennial fad look.
@@nfarc7542 You should grow up and stop judging people by the way they dress, that's high school shit.
@@nfarc7542 Hope you grew up in these two years
I heard Oakland California and loved him immediately 😂👏🏽 #BayArea
this was a great story!
His book is actually a wild ride. Highly recommend.
I've lived this story. He is OG Epic.
It is a great story I laughed :)
Great story, timing couldve been better. Didnt give the audience a chance to laugh. Still funny as hell
hitlers wet dream was probably the funniest line in his routine
this “sister” is a badass 🙏🏻
Least funny one of these I’ve seen yet and I’ve been binge watching them for close to a week now
Me now😂
Oh man dude. I did shrooms the same way when i was 14. Except they were chilly flavored corn chips (fritos)
this dude is hella hype!!!
Really good book actually.
Why do people say this was a tough crowd? It wasn't 😂
Brilliant story ❤
Hes talking to the wrong crowd cuz I lmao!
You've sparked my Intrest.. ok lost it.. ok got me.. eh
Lol how much did this cop hate paperwork