Was The Pacifier A Bad Movie?

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @BionicPIGtv
    @BionicPIGtv  4 года назад +4472

    If this comment reaches 3k likes ill release the full Montage track

    • @mxkammb
      @mxkammb 4 года назад +138

      how many likes for a music video where u just green screen urself into all the montages you've talked about

    • @thechubbygamer0326
      @thechubbygamer0326 4 года назад +40

      You know your gonna do it anyway or we'll riot

    • @mcfanna1700
      @mcfanna1700 4 года назад +17

      It was kinda fire not going to lie

    • @cinemasnitch3959
      @cinemasnitch3959 4 года назад +6

      did you play that cause if so that drumming was dope hahah

    • @nanopanda
      @nanopanda 4 года назад +8

      Dont let this flop hes finally gonna release good music.

  • @kirikakirikakirika
    @kirikakirikakirika 4 года назад +2520

    Fun fact: That duck biting his ear wasn't scripted. It just randomly bit him and that was Vin's actual reaction.

    • @olliemyers6638
      @olliemyers6638 4 года назад +258

      7:38 if that helps! It’s way funnier knowing this was authentic

    • @Pandidolod
      @Pandidolod 4 года назад +62

      Bruh is this true? Lmaooo

    • @Fuziontony123
      @Fuziontony123 4 года назад +30

      Ashlyn S. Hibbs It seems to look like it without the context.

    • @BOREDFU
      @BOREDFU 4 года назад +196

      The duck was actually meant to bite him. It was scrited. They just didn't expect the duck to bite so hard and hurt vin. So his reaction was real shock but the duck was meant to bite him.

    • @Luckimee
      @Luckimee 4 года назад +17

      I just watched it 5 times over 🤣

  • @D3niz3n
    @D3niz3n 4 года назад +2623

    This, and "the tooth fairy" with the rock, were household names.

    • @MerkGeeTV
      @MerkGeeTV 4 года назад +49

      Now they both hate each other

    • @tortoise3309
      @tortoise3309 4 года назад +28

      You just have me ptsd

    • @cynthiaignisdivine
      @cynthiaignisdivine 4 года назад +66

      The early 2000's were a strange time.

    • @muffinboll6125
      @muffinboll6125 4 года назад +29

      I loved the tooth fairy movie so much that i dreamt about it 😩

    • @unclewaluigi8512
      @unclewaluigi8512 4 года назад +53

      I had this and "the game plan" with the rock

  • @Ociloc
    @Ociloc 4 года назад +583

    Those kids don't care about their dad's death and the danger they're in at all

    • @DtrDisco
      @DtrDisco 4 года назад +36

      They actually arent aware that there dad is dead yet. they find out near the end

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 3 года назад +5

      @@DtrDisco well the mom didn’t seem distraught, so what’s the excuse there?

    • @kylemendes7246
      @kylemendes7246 3 года назад

      @@ninjanibba4259 dude its a movie called the pacifier staring a big bald guy. you're looking for logic in all the wrong places pall. lol

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 3 года назад

      @@kylemendes7246 movies need to make sense, no excuses

    • @zeroattentiongaming820
      @zeroattentiongaming820 2 года назад

      @@ninjanibba4259 You should tell that to half the writers in the business. Someone should anyway

  • @Jade-vl2pi
    @Jade-vl2pi 3 года назад +169

    I love how in these movies they always make the teenage girl whiny and always having the "bad or weird boyfriend", and the teenage boy "rebellious and angsty". You know, cause that's how all teens work

  • @fiestyfox2207
    @fiestyfox2207 4 года назад +398

    "WHAT CHILD STANDS IN A FISHTANK THROWING CEREAL AROUND?!"
    My child standing in a fishtank throwing cereal around: 👁️👄👁️

    • @deathsecretary2055
      @deathsecretary2055 2 года назад +20

      I'm convinced that the only reason none of my nieces and nephews have done that is lack of access to a fish tank.

    • @Mr.Speebus
      @Mr.Speebus Год назад +4

      honestly, this doesn't seem out of place.The biggest thing preventing this from happening is mostly either lack of fish tank or lack of cereal...

  • @vladshome
    @vladshome 4 года назад +457

    "So here's were the movie just goes straight downhill"
    Oh, we didn't start yet??

  • @bdl2157
    @bdl2157 4 года назад +437

    “Lay knuckles upside your head” is just a sonic sexual term

    • @depressionpizzafromhell7936
      @depressionpizzafromhell7936 4 года назад +5

      Damn 😂😂😂😂

    • @PETSEMATARYTWO
      @PETSEMATARYTWO 4 года назад +1

      wish i could like this more than once because holy shit ahdjajcktky

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase 4 года назад +2

      what the fuck

    • @duderino4279
      @duderino4279 4 года назад

      That quote sounds like what someone would say if they were having a seizure while making a threat. Like how can you not laugh when you hear that

    • @kishinumaayumi
      @kishinumaayumi 4 года назад +1

      No

  • @FelivonHacht
    @FelivonHacht 4 года назад +1171

    Ah, yes, in germany this movie is called "Babynator".
    A classic.

    • @bananasinfrench
      @bananasinfrench 4 года назад +41

      That’s fantastic

    • @guillermodebaskerville7117
      @guillermodebaskerville7117 4 года назад +46

      In Spain it's called "Un canguro superduro"

    • @engelmann82
      @engelmann82 4 года назад +7

      Yes...even saw it in the theatre! 😂

    • @amanassi7346
      @amanassi7346 4 года назад +45

      Sounds like something Dr. Doofenshmirtz would make; "Behold! The Babynator!"

    • @benja4707
      @benja4707 4 года назад +29

      In south america is a bulletproof Babysitter

  • @dracodracarys2339
    @dracodracarys2339 4 года назад +332

    vin diesel can outswim a speedboat, 4 jetskis and a helicopter because he's a SEMI AQUATIC EGG LAYING MAMMAL OF ACTION

    • @dashernation3343
      @dashernation3343 4 года назад +20

      🎵He's a furry little flatfoot
      Who'll never flinch from afraid🎵

    • @mega_bird700
      @mega_bird700 4 года назад +8

      So he's a platypus? Okay I buy that.

    • @tibbiekat4531
      @tibbiekat4531 3 года назад +2

      He seems more like those people in aquaman

    • @spidervenompoolfistofkhonshu
      @spidervenompoolfistofkhonshu 3 года назад +5

      CURSE YOU VIN DIESEL THE SEMI AQUATIC EGG LAYING MAMMAL OF ACTION!!!!!!

    • @Joes86-nstuff
      @Joes86-nstuff 3 года назад +1

      You know platypuses have a venomous spur like a stinger on their back heal, they also literally produce milk from their ‘sweat glands’ and have no stomach.

  • @hanalexcranealister6799
    @hanalexcranealister6799 4 года назад +331

    In Spanish it’s called “Niñera a prueba de balas” which translates to Bulletproof Nanny

  • @bbernie
    @bbernie 4 года назад +756

    In Latin America this movie's title basically means "Bulletproof babysitter", just as a random fact.

    • @Ociloc
      @Ociloc 4 года назад +62

      That's a much better title

    • @MiniDelfyn
      @MiniDelfyn 4 года назад +69

      Te imaginas que le hubieran puesto "El Chupete"? lmao

    • @Anastasia-tw5md
      @Anastasia-tw5md 4 года назад +95

      In Russian it’s called “Bold Nanny: the special task“
      But I really like the German version „Babynator“

    • @sanellie06
      @sanellie06 4 года назад +50

      in brasil it was "Operation Babysitter", yours was better

    • @bbernie
      @bbernie 4 года назад +14

      @@MiniDelfyn agradezco no vivir en esa realidad alternativa jajajajaja

  • @sqwapwayo9697
    @sqwapwayo9697 4 года назад +840

    Man it’s so weird thinking about how all the movies I grew up with had everyday super hero in there montage

    • @AdamIsReal-rj7gc
      @AdamIsReal-rj7gc 4 года назад +16

      And anything that we want to go from just a beginner to a pro,
      You need a montage
      (Montage)
      Even Rocky had a montage…

    • @Tman20rox
      @Tman20rox 4 года назад +9

      I hope my kids have it as good as I did

    • @kareemmasri3934
      @kareemmasri3934 4 года назад +3

      The worst part? Despite how many films have it, I can’t find it on iTunes. 😔😔😔😔😔😔

    • @zyourzgrandzmaz
      @zyourzgrandzmaz 3 года назад +2

      @@Tman20rox naw theyll just watch tiktok and say things like "poggers"

    • @zyourzgrandzmaz
      @zyourzgrandzmaz 3 года назад +2

      at funerals theyll ask how to press F

  • @shkmru2
    @shkmru2 4 года назад +595

    Dad dies: no one bats an eye
    Son becomes nazi: no one asks why the hell he is a nazi
    :
    Vin diesel: why did you join the wrestling team
    Me: i give up with this movie.

    • @bastioncory6740
      @bastioncory6740 3 года назад +26

      He was a nazi for his play.

    • @goldenkandy037
      @goldenkandy037 3 года назад +1

      @@bastioncory6740what's a Nazi ? 👀

    • @chexlex1316
      @chexlex1316 3 года назад +3

      @@goldenkandy037 you have got to be under the age of 8 or your German and your parents are trying to sweep things under the rug🤣🤣

    • @goldenkandy037
      @goldenkandy037 3 года назад +1

      @@chexlex1316 you do know that not everyone knows everything right?... Also I was asking a question 🙄 why are you acting like I should have known that?
      Also don't just assume that everyone is under the age of 8 😗☕

    • @goldenkandy037
      @goldenkandy037 3 года назад +1

      @@mr.sandman3604 thanks for the clarification 😊

  • @kaylamucciolo2677
    @kaylamucciolo2677 4 года назад +485

    “What’s wrong with blond hair?”
    *principle pulls out swastika*

    • @0nullnil
      @0nullnil 3 года назад +13

      Oh shit... Ok.

    • @zyourzgrandzmaz
      @zyourzgrandzmaz 3 года назад +3

      ****just a joke set up btw fuck hitler*****

  • @butcherpete2286
    @butcherpete2286 4 года назад +99

    "The teens would have just run" (in regards to the party)
    So something sort of similar happend to my dad when I was a kid. We came home late one night, my older sister was throwing a party and these 12 or 13 kids were over, and he made them unload our car before they could leave (he blocked the driveway and threatened to call parents) teenagers are kinda dumb. Threaten them just the right way and yeah they'll clean the house

  • @TheSteelMagnum
    @TheSteelMagnum 4 года назад +498

    Fun fact. This movie is where I first heard the word "Nazi" and I thought it meant feminine kid with bleached hair that did drama stuff.

    • @garrett9451
      @garrett9451 4 года назад +30

      About right.

    • @mortem4573
      @mortem4573 4 года назад +58

      same LMAO
      I remember asking my dad what's a nazi and he just said "germans"

    • @nra3zehuti781
      @nra3zehuti781 4 года назад +16

      @@mortem4573 nazi (noun) : people who burn big nosed people

    • @PHATB0Y20
      @PHATB0Y20 4 года назад +6

      Lmao you sound like a major dumb fuck

    • @nathix2009
      @nathix2009 4 года назад +19

      I thought it meant gay xd

  • @a.i.a3949
    @a.i.a3949 4 года назад +675

    I prefer the cursed Jackie chan film the spy next door or whatever it was called of basically the same plot.

    • @buttoneyes777
      @buttoneyes777 4 года назад +81

      you reminded me that that movie exists so no offense but fuck you

    • @dannydethanos6994
      @dannydethanos6994 4 года назад +52

      Chris M. I forgot about that movie too so I reciprocate the fuck you

    • @1FootInTheGrave
      @1FootInTheGrave 4 года назад +35

      That movie was all I could think about watching this

    • @buttermotth
      @buttermotth 4 года назад +11

      How dare you! You and Pig are crushing my childhood! Also Billy Ray Cyrus. Nuff said.

    • @whatthehellisthis
      @whatthehellisthis 4 года назад +5

      oh yeah i watched that in theaters 💀

  • @pyrothebard4181
    @pyrothebard4181 4 года назад +1334

    I'm pretty sure vin diesel doesn't choose to be bald, his hair just grows inside his head where his brain should be

    • @Simone-nu1zd
      @Simone-nu1zd 4 года назад +159

      Lmmaooo. This is so funny but then I thought about it and the visual made my skin crawl.

    • @christietrainsdogs
      @christietrainsdogs 4 года назад +4

      Best comment

    • @pyrothebard4181
      @pyrothebard4181 4 года назад +1

      lol I just thought of this really quick bc I wanted to comment early. Glad you guys enjoyed it tho

    • @janetsparklepanda
      @janetsparklepanda 4 года назад

      @@Simone-nu1zd ¹111111¹1111¹11¹11¹¹¹¹1¹111111¹1¹11¹1¹1¹¹1111¹¹111111¹¹¹1¹¹¹¹11111111¹1111111111111¹¹1

    • @CharlieKell
      @CharlieKell 4 года назад

      James Allen McCune’s Butthole indeed, bro.

  • @serotoninstealer2364
    @serotoninstealer2364 4 года назад +513

    Bruh who thinks he should review these movies:
    Shark tale
    Beverly Hill’s chihuahua
    Aliens in the attic
    Sky high
    Zathura(that movie when the brothers play a board game and their house floats in outer space and there’s a killer robot and shit)

    • @krissybee123
      @krissybee123 4 года назад +14

      I could’ve sworn he did sky high but I guess I’m thinking of someone else lol

    • @serotoninstealer2364
      @serotoninstealer2364 4 года назад +22

      conspiracy theory I honestly want him to do Zathura because it was like a space version is jumanji lol

    • @jankbunky4279
      @jankbunky4279 4 года назад +15

      Shark Tale has already had plenty of attention on RUclips. The others would be great for this though.

    • @serotoninstealer2364
      @serotoninstealer2364 4 года назад +1

      Jank Bunky true

    • @Zen-751
      @Zen-751 4 года назад +1

      No

  • @marcelgardner8497
    @marcelgardner8497 4 года назад +51

    I need more montages in my life.
    Also.
    The Asian neighbors were also the ninjas. That's just.....wow

  • @IncorrigibleEskimoPi
    @IncorrigibleEskimoPi 4 года назад +341

    90's + Smash Mouth = Popular
    00's + Smash Mouth = Still popular, let's use in movie
    Quick maths

    • @calmcuke6865
      @calmcuke6865 4 года назад +16

      There has to be a list of early 2000s movies that have Smash Mouth in it both as cameos or just their songs.

    • @Hhuiza0
      @Hhuiza0 4 года назад +5

      Smash mouth stopped snowing up in movies until the producers found out about Good Charlotte

    • @games_on_phone89
      @games_on_phone89 4 года назад +3

      it was the consequences that shrek left

  • @HyperfixatationInc
    @HyperfixatationInc 4 года назад +496

    To be fair, my principal in elementary school actually did bully children for no reason

    • @victoriashevlin8587
      @victoriashevlin8587 4 года назад +65

      I had teachers that did that. I always equate them with those mean girls who go on to become nurses. They're compassionate on the surface, but still cruel and abusive the moment they have a chance to abuse their minuscule amounts of power.

    • @saab9251
      @saab9251 4 года назад +25

      School resource officer at mine, only he bullied with threats of actual felony jail time and how he would make sure it ruined our lives.

    • @princessadrigirl6774
      @princessadrigirl6774 4 года назад +2

      Felt that

    • @xZippy
      @xZippy 3 года назад +2

      I know what you mean, my bitch principal acting like a fucking drill sergeant 24/7.

    • @kiefer6326
      @kiefer6326 3 года назад +1

      same

  • @hayleycakes3435
    @hayleycakes3435 4 года назад +520

    This was one of those movies everyone had on DVD but they never really sat down and watched it more than once. This and "The Tooth Fairy"

    • @carmellasofo8337
      @carmellasofo8337 4 года назад +28

      I forgot this movie existed, why would you curse me with my memory

    • @justincruz5720
      @justincruz5720 4 года назад +30

      It’s crazy and creepy how accurate this comment is.

    • @megzbartsch411
      @megzbartsch411 4 года назад +33

      I'd say The Game Plan is also in that category.

    • @jadebot800
      @jadebot800 4 года назад +5

      How.. Did you know...?

    • @nothisispatrick2615
      @nothisispatrick2615 4 года назад +14

      When I was little I thought the bald guy in the movie was actually just the rock

  • @lindsfreey9080
    @lindsfreey9080 4 года назад +32

    Always loved how this had nearly the same exact plot as Big Momma's House 2..... but with less drag, and more paternal murder.

  • @casper6405
    @casper6405 4 года назад +80

    Imagine if the lord of the rings trilogy had a smash mouth montage in it

    • @zeroattentiongaming820
      @zeroattentiongaming820 2 года назад +1

      It would be terrible but the movies did cut "The Scouring of the Shire" where the Hobbits go home at the end of ROTK and find the Shire taken over by human mercenaries, leading Merry and Pippin to train the Hobbits in guerilla combat and start an uprising to take back their home, which succeeds. That entire section would've made for a hilariously terrible Smashmouth montage as the Hobbits terrorize their oppressors.

    • @cloeshay87
      @cloeshay87 Месяц назад

      I'd actually watch it if that was the case

  • @milmil5350
    @milmil5350 4 года назад +672

    This movie is a Vin Diesel fanfiction. 💖
    Geared towards *all the mothers* out there who wish they had shirtless Vin Diesel as a babysitter, future husband, & baby daddy

    • @YurinanAcquiline
      @YurinanAcquiline 4 года назад +35

      I would also love to have shirtless Vin Diesel as my husband.

    • @crimsonspider3-T
      @crimsonspider3-T 4 года назад +9

      Me too neon and I’m taller and just as manly

    • @dannydethanos6994
      @dannydethanos6994 4 года назад +36

      His Instagram flirty videos have scarred me deep in my mind though.

    • @TheAeroSpaceMuesum
      @TheAeroSpaceMuesum 4 года назад

      But with vin diesel in it

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 4 года назад

      That is possible. I am a mom and this did come out the year I had my son. But I love ALL movies in this genre and have since before I had my son so…

  • @RazziPermana
    @RazziPermana 4 года назад +477

    I always remembered the Swastika scene when I was a kid but I've just discovered now that it linked to the Sound of Music musical they were doing. So after all this time, I thought the movie just made the teen boy stop becoming an actual Nazi from out of nowhere.

    • @victoriashevlin8587
      @victoriashevlin8587 4 года назад +68

      To be fair the 2000s were a fucking strange time for films. It could have been a plot point.

    • @fearofowl5973
      @fearofowl5973 4 года назад +39

      To be fair, those are some excessive swastikas' for the Sound of Music

    • @ritajingoku50
      @ritajingoku50 3 года назад +3

      I'm just surprised it wasn't a smashmouth montage

    • @nickholcomb2220
      @nickholcomb2220 3 года назад +7

      @@fearofowl5973 the sound of music takes place in Nazi Germany though right? Or nazi occupied France or something? Idk it’s been like fifteen years since I’ve seen it.

    • @Kenfren
      @Kenfren 3 года назад +7

      @@nickholcomb2220 austria iirc
      Edit: yes, it's austria, during the anschluss

  • @nafigueroa
    @nafigueroa 4 года назад +139

    “You know what? My dad’s dead; I’m gonna be a Nazi now” yeah that’s essentially why Edward Norton became a Nazi in American History X lmao

  • @tessbeam9189
    @tessbeam9189 4 года назад +45

    i feel like mr. diesel actually thinks he’s in the military when he gets these roles😂 i’m almost convinced all the producers from the show fucking hypnotize him into actually believing his part😂

  • @nerfpup3089
    @nerfpup3089 3 года назад +29

    24:20 thats some "I shot someone in a video game I can shoot someone in real life" logic right there

  • @emmanandoca8591
    @emmanandoca8591 4 года назад +353

    When I was little my younger brother was obsessed with the Peabody and Sherman movie, so he would sit and watch it on repeat literally all day. Everyday. For a month.
    Now whenever I see a small white dog or a ginger kid, I want to throw up

    • @christopherhammond5142
      @christopherhammond5142 4 года назад +30

      I've never seen the movie but they make me want to throw up too.

    • @timmytatoe4248
      @timmytatoe4248 4 года назад +11

      Bruh I can relate my bros autistic and he watches the same few Disney movies nonstop

    • @josephespinosa8773
      @josephespinosa8773 4 года назад +35

      Who doesn’t want to throw up when they see a ginger kid, ugly shits

    • @peanutbutter1635
      @peanutbutter1635 4 года назад +37

      @@josephespinosa8773 As a ginger, I agree

    • @Sours56
      @Sours56 4 года назад +10

      At one point I won a copy of Big Hero 6 on DVD as a bingo prize. My brothers played that movie on loop in our living room for a month, so at any given moment you could walk by and see the movie or the main menu. Even when they weren't in there, the movie was playing. I don't think I hate it now, but at the time I was definitely tired of it.

  • @christinastokes5534
    @christinastokes5534 4 года назад +354

    Imagine him and his wife watching a movie a he's just pausing it every other minute to be like "okay here's the problem with this..." lmao

    • @LoreleiCatherine
      @LoreleiCatherine 4 года назад +14

      That’s actually what I do and my fiancé is so used to it by now 🤣🤣 I try not to pause but I will go on a little rant every now and then and when the rant starts to get really long that’s when I pause the movie. 😅😂

    • @christinastokes5534
      @christinastokes5534 4 года назад +10

      @@LoreleiCatherine I do that with my mans too but I don't pause the movie anymore cuz he just watches the movie and ignores my rants now lol

    • @LoreleiCatherine
      @LoreleiCatherine 4 года назад +3

      Christina stokes 🤣🤣 glad I’m not the only one though 😂 he doesn’t even have to be in the room with me though, my fiancé can hear me screaming at the top of my lungs at movies and shows. I keep thinking I should put my rants on RUclips, other people tell me to do it too cause I go all the way off. Like off the Grand Canyon off 😂

    • @OpqHMg
      @OpqHMg 4 года назад +3

      oh no I would definitely pause the movie to complain. If you just talk over the movie, you won't be heard and the movie won't be heard either. Lose-lose

    • @amarionrich6642
      @amarionrich6642 4 года назад

      @@LoreleiCatherine I feel like you should at that point

  • @lucasweinstein5434
    @lucasweinstein5434 4 года назад +242

    He should do daddy daycare. I remember it being a good movie but it’s been so long I’m not sure.

    • @khickenmoney107
      @khickenmoney107 4 года назад +16

      I watched it last week, still holds up

    • @LM01234
      @LM01234 4 года назад +1

      Still good

    • @youeatcerealwithafork
      @youeatcerealwithafork 4 года назад +1

      I love that movie

    • @gerawallstar3487
      @gerawallstar3487 4 года назад +15

      It's surprisingly okay. I expected it to be worse, but thankfully it wasn't like that. The sequel, however.....

    • @lucasweinstein5434
      @lucasweinstein5434 4 года назад

      @@gerawallstar3487 true true

  • @Thelawabider
    @Thelawabider 2 года назад +10

    Vin Deisel is so strong that the power of family courses through his veins in every movie he's in. This explains how automatically he's so good at being a parent.

  • @KarnivorousKeyz
    @KarnivorousKeyz 4 года назад +24

    Is this like a paradox thing where if as a kid us liking The Pacifier lead to the continuous Fast & Furious franchise?... Did we bring this upon ourselves?

  • @rise2767
    @rise2767 4 года назад +243

    when i was a kid, i bought this movie for my parent's wedding anniversary. not proud of that moment. they were really confused but at the time i thought it was the perfect present

    • @user-kh8kz4ck3z
      @user-kh8kz4ck3z 4 года назад +36

      This is really funny and reminds me of all the weird toys and things i used to give my parents as gifts.

    • @Thurston86
      @Thurston86 4 года назад +23

      You’re not alone! I once gave my mother a 12 inch Darth Maul action figure for Christmas. I can no longer remember why I thought that was a good idea. Lol

    • @MelissaLawrence2002
      @MelissaLawrence2002 2 года назад +5

      That's honestly hilarious

    • @mweed7194
      @mweed7194 2 года назад +1

      Are they still together?

  • @ServingOthers99
    @ServingOthers99 4 года назад +229

    I know this happens in shows and movies a lot, but the “teenage girl” in the family literally looks 30 lmao
    Also the part where Vin was like “I’ve directed rescue missions around the world” made me think of the navy seals copypasta

    • @liahamilton8931
      @liahamilton8931 4 года назад +22

      I think she plays chloe in pitch perfect and she looks better than in this

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue 2 года назад +8

      Brittany Snow has always bizarrely looked older than her age to me, but not old (she was 18/19 here). like she's always looked late 20's/early 30's even as a teen for some reason then just stopped aging for those actual years and now 'looks age appropriate' lol

  • @Lexicoley1826
    @Lexicoley1826 4 года назад +27

    “You want a 50-year-old man ta-ta-ta-th-ta-th-ta-th... to throw you on the ground?!” 😂😂😂

  • @blakewenzhou9865
    @blakewenzhou9865 4 года назад +11

    "no one's holding any signs"
    >meanwhile in the background like 1/4 of the students are holding signs

  • @JP-pl6xh
    @JP-pl6xh 4 года назад +82

    "The enemy has a boat" -_-
    "Four jetskis" o_o
    "And a chopper" 0_0

  • @RoguePlutonia
    @RoguePlutonia 4 года назад +76

    Chloe from Pitch Perfect, Dylan from Bates Motel, Lorelai from Gilmore Girls, Granny from Adams Family Values or Mindy from Hunters

    • @sappysaphic420
      @sappysaphic420 4 года назад +5

      I honestly forgot Max Thieriot was in this movie and I had even looked it up when I was watching Bates Motel! Yet somehow I remembered him being in that American Girl movie

    • @mauraconticchio266
      @mauraconticchio266 4 года назад +2

      oh I honestly forgot El Wray in Planet Terror?????

  • @samuelflabra7326
    @samuelflabra7326 4 года назад +98

    One of the only movies I think vin diesel was a good actor in was saving private ryan. Maybe because he died halfway through.

    • @calmcuke6865
      @calmcuke6865 4 года назад +8

      I think it's just that because it's such a good movie you just call him good for being in it. Or maybe it is cause he dies.

    • @samuelflabra7326
      @samuelflabra7326 4 года назад +1

      @@calmcuke6865 Yeah true

    • @Thurston86
      @Thurston86 4 года назад +14

      I’ve seen Saving Private Ryan numerous times. I don’t remember vin diesel even being in it. Now I’m going to have to rewatch it.

    • @games_on_phone89
      @games_on_phone89 4 года назад +1

      godly

    • @russellcontreras394
      @russellcontreras394 4 года назад +6

      @@Thurston86 he's the one with the bloody letter that gets sniped trying to rescue/kidnap the little kid.

  • @bransbites6675
    @bransbites6675 4 года назад +25

    Are we gonna ignore that Pig’s montage songs were bangers

  • @MamaMOB
    @MamaMOB 4 года назад +448

    I feel bad for people who don’t like “action star takes care of kid” movies. I love them. Just turn off your brain and enjoy the wholesomeness.

    • @razkable
      @razkable 3 года назад +5

      last action hero..terrible...jingle all the way awful..pacifier?..ok....not good but hey..its more interesting

    • @jacknapier8201
      @jacknapier8201 3 года назад +3

      Santa with Muscles?

    • @lightskinnedlarry728
      @lightskinnedlarry728 3 года назад +8

      @@razkable last action hero is way better than the other movies mentioned, still ass trho

    • @kimkillillasfuq8212
      @kimkillillasfuq8212 3 года назад +4

      @@razkable terminator 2, kindergarten cop

    • @Kitkathere
      @Kitkathere 3 года назад +13

      Ok dude watch The Game Plan with The Rock. It's so good

  • @michaelpodlisk5481
    @michaelpodlisk5481 4 года назад +64

    27:44 It’s a real technique actually , it comes from Aikido and its being used in almost every self defense sports, what it does, it’s creating a joint lock and by pushing the joint on the wrist it creates some sort of pressure on the arm that makes it difficult to move

  • @v0yds
    @v0yds 4 года назад +34

    * bionic pig punching his chair *
    ...is he making sure the master of disguise isnt camouflaged in his chair again?

  • @kashashk
    @kashashk 4 года назад +83

    Aww, you skipped over the part where the young girl says "LAND!" after the epic driving. That was legit one of the things I remembered most about this movie.

    • @VegemiteQueen1
      @VegemiteQueen1 4 года назад +2

      LOL I forgot about that but you recreated it perfectly in my memory for me

    • @lee_s0a
      @lee_s0a 4 года назад +5

      LAND
      S O L I D L A N D

  • @SoloJona
    @SoloJona 4 года назад +20

    7:21 Does anyone remember the toy he steps on was actually a Troll in cinemas, but was digitally changed to a purple lizard for TV and home video?

  • @arvayahrozier4402
    @arvayahrozier4402 3 года назад +5

    What gets me the most is that if the dad was really so invested in his children, how did they all turn out like brats? I mean yeah, his death would have seriously impacted them, but it seems like they all had serious issues that should have been dealt with by their parents earlier. Especially the whole bullying thing that Seth was going through.

  • @KristylikeKrisT
    @KristylikeKrisT 4 года назад +124

    Please review The Shaggy Dog, I need someone else to acknowledge that movie existed.

    • @gabrieljoaquimdasilva9197
      @gabrieljoaquimdasilva9197 4 года назад +2

      Same, I've recommended it on the Cat in a Hat video too

    • @calmcuke6865
      @calmcuke6865 4 года назад +8

      I remember watching it but I have little memory of what it was. Isn't it the Santa Clause with Tim Allen but with a dog? And still Tim Allen?

    • @candaceswart8228
      @candaceswart8228 4 года назад

      I use to watch that movie like it was my religion

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 4 года назад +3

      Oh my god!! The Tim Allen one??? That was terrible! The original Disney film was much better!

    • @christiancolon8748
      @christiancolon8748 4 года назад

      Are you taking about thr original one or the Tim Allen one

  • @hm-fy5iz
    @hm-fy5iz 4 года назад +86

    i've been waiting for someone to talk about this movie for years, i've been thinking of how casually they treated the swatsika armband every day. also when he takes out a device to detect the language of the neighbour ninjas so that he can speak to them in their native language is so confusing. if you can speak the language, why can't you recognize it when you hear it ?

  • @rustyspatula7641
    @rustyspatula7641 4 года назад +106

    This and bee movie was my whole childhood.

    • @Imaniluv3
      @Imaniluv3 4 года назад +8

      The tooth fairy

    • @happysponge7170
      @happysponge7170 4 года назад +9

      Most movies that bionicpig reviews is my childhood & also a lot of dream works movies

    • @WitherLord888
      @WitherLord888 4 года назад +2

      I’m sorry. But same.

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 4 года назад +4

      Y’all had rough childhoods

    • @games_on_phone89
      @games_on_phone89 4 года назад +3

      madagascar was MY childhood

  • @adornoea
    @adornoea 4 года назад +13

    My boyfriend said the “John 3:16” thing was a reference to Stone Cold Steve Austin and actual wrestling lol

  • @999j6
    @999j6 4 года назад +12

    25:00 the rest of the movie is just him naming things he’s done while pacing.

  • @rebeccamartens4192
    @rebeccamartens4192 4 года назад +357

    I lost my virginity to this movie... well, it was on tv in the background during. Thanks for the memories!

    • @zacharyhall689
      @zacharyhall689 4 года назад +44

      uhh.. no comment

    • @KayWill04
      @KayWill04 4 года назад +30

      I-💀💀

    • @rebeccamartens4192
      @rebeccamartens4192 4 года назад +61

      @@KayWill04 the Girls Gone Wild commercials that came on afterwards really set the mood too. 🤣😂

    • @KayWill04
      @KayWill04 4 года назад +23

      @@rebeccamartens4192 this story keeps getting better😹😹💀

    • @bigg1637
      @bigg1637 4 года назад +6

      ... Color me interested

  • @tardybloomer
    @tardybloomer 4 года назад +78

    my kid brain absolutely LOVED this film. that plot twist at the end with the song was the first plot twist I ever experienced in my LIFE and I ATE THAT UP MY GUY. that song was my jam too.
    but as an adult, it played a couple times on TV and .....i just...kid me was something else.

  • @kingpotato7819
    @kingpotato7819 4 года назад +143

    This was my favourite movie for so long, and I have no clue why

    • @christinaguppy4375
      @christinaguppy4375 4 года назад +13

      Same, it was my go to movie

    • @azrael9578
      @azrael9578 4 года назад +2

      Cuz you're an idiot

    • @blahblah8650
      @blahblah8650 4 года назад +4

      SAME LMAO

    • @RestingBeachFace721
      @RestingBeachFace721 4 года назад +2

      It's a fun flick.

    • @myname4577
      @myname4577 4 года назад +3

      Yeah I guess I found it very entertaining and I still do sometimes, it doesn’t make much since but honestly what movie like this doesn’t?😅😂

  • @ollieno971
    @ollieno971 3 года назад +18

    The swastika part reminded me of in art class a couple years ago I pulled out the drying rack to put my painting on and the painting on the rung below was just this huge ass swastika painting and I was like “uhhhh is this for someone’s history project or something??? I hope????”

  • @godyoshi9681
    @godyoshi9681 4 года назад +13

    When I was really young I thought this was fast and Furious 1 😂😂😂

  • @snazzyth923
    @snazzyth923 4 года назад +45

    To answer your question, Shane putting Murney’s hand in that position was only painful because mr.murney is secretly an omega chad who had completed a strenuous full body workout the day prior to this wrestling match. Due to this workout, the omega chad was sadly sore and unable to move his hand as it gave up on him in his time of need.

  • @Bartholomule01
    @Bartholomule01 4 года назад +38

    C'mon, you saw how Shrek opened with a Smash Mouth montage. That has power, if course that trope stuck for a little bit.

  • @dinkyrussell75
    @dinkyrussell75 4 года назад +90

    Are we not gonna talk about the fact that this movie has Lorelei Gilmore in it? As Vin Diesel's love interest???

  • @dexcellentgames
    @dexcellentgames 4 года назад +7

    the guy literally made anthem from good charlotte for the montage part

  • @miguelmarichal5308
    @miguelmarichal5308 3 года назад +6

    Fun fact: here in Brazil this movie is called "operation babysitter" and i think that this title is better than the original

  • @tannerknox9088
    @tannerknox9088 4 года назад +101

    In Germany the movie is called “Der Babynator”

    • @sicksickBacon
      @sicksickBacon 3 года назад +1

      sometimes i wish i lived in germany

    • @stylz3129
      @stylz3129 3 года назад +1

      @@sicksickBacon oh No you dont. Belive me.

    • @sicksickBacon
      @sicksickBacon 3 года назад

      @@stylz3129 i dont believe you

  • @cocolime6496
    @cocolime6496 4 года назад +150

    this movie is a MASTERPIECE and i will not hear a word against it!

    • @christinastokes5534
      @christinastokes5534 4 года назад +8

      Thank you!
      Still like his commentary tho

    • @Tman20rox
      @Tman20rox 4 года назад +8

      The foreshadowing and the wrapping up all loose ends, mwah! It is pretty funny though for different reasons but still funny. I watched this a couple months ago with friends and nearly had a heart attack when I found out he had a nazi armband, how did i forget such a shocking detail

    • @EveTheRaviolo
      @EveTheRaviolo 4 года назад +2

      Same, I will not stop loving that movie lol

  • @kohtahirano4546
    @kohtahirano4546 4 года назад +19

    What I wanna know is how the hell the son thought I was a good idea to bring a Swastika Armband with him and leave it in his school locker no less?
    Also, what was with those 3 guys standing outside the back entrance to the theater where they rehearse the musical? If I saw 3 Neo Nazi looking dudes standing in a back alley, I'd be scared shitless.

  • @dr.k8610
    @dr.k8610 4 года назад +15

    The Pacifier? More like Bore: Ragnarok

  • @LezbeOswald
    @LezbeOswald 4 года назад +35

    coach: god look at this kid. he showed up to practice with BLEACH dyed hair!!!
    coach: oh also we found a swastika in his locker.

  • @bethk.3340
    @bethk.3340 4 года назад +27

    umm YES. i swear i watched this movie once a day for a solid year when i was younger! i could sing the whole peter panda dance after many, many years of not watching the movie. love it haha

  • @almond7994
    @almond7994 4 года назад +210

    He’s basically if filthy frank was sober

    • @briangeogineoifancyyou4078
      @briangeogineoifancyyou4078 4 года назад +9

      i-

    • @grayinq
      @grayinq 4 года назад +36

      i knew i couldn't be the only person who thinks bionicpig acts a lot like filthy frank

    • @hosav
      @hosav 4 года назад +44

      Thought you meant Vin Diesel lmao

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад +1

      WARNING I am the unprettiest human alive and I need YT to afford my house and the desires of my two girlfriends so please observe my highly stimulating videos, dear yoo

    • @drxous3922
      @drxous3922 4 года назад +10

      @@AxxLAfriku w h a t ?

  • @epiconion9370
    @epiconion9370 4 года назад +45

    "Things happen but we don't know why they happened"
    So like the nazi thing

  • @SuperMeanbeans
    @SuperMeanbeans Год назад +8

    The pacifier is Mary Poppin for boys and it is the cinematic masterpiece. You can't change my mind

  • @tonichan89
    @tonichan89 4 года назад +5

    This is the most 2000s thing I've ever seen.

  • @ashton7282
    @ashton7282 4 года назад +118

    The John 3:16 quote is about when god gave up his only son for the good of the world... don’t know what that has to do with Vin Diesel forcing s guy to suck on his own fingers, but okay.

    • @amarionrich6642
      @amarionrich6642 4 года назад +3

      Thank you man, I really didn't know

    • @amarionrich6642
      @amarionrich6642 4 года назад +11

      Are you telling me they just snuck a bible verse in just for the heck of it

    • @BrokenCDprodux
      @BrokenCDprodux 4 года назад +4

      The sign is a meme that was started before memes were a thing. How the fuck does anyone not even know that?

    • @mksabourinable
      @mksabourinable 4 года назад +6

      That's always the bible verse Christians toss into random places... Like that's the one that Forever 21 had on their shopping bags too for example...
      I was raised Catholic and idfgi

    • @ergifem
      @ergifem 4 года назад +13

      It's also related to stone cold Steve Austin and Austin 3:16.

  • @tracebase0065
    @tracebase0065 4 года назад +53

    I haven’t even watched the video yet and if the answer is no, I won’t be able to forgive you. I stand with you on a lot of bad movies. But the pacifier is the most subversive piece of cinema of all time. Eat your heart out, Last Jedi
    Also, I didn’t realise Vin Diesel was Rob Schneider as a Carrot/Stapler/Kenny

  • @mostamazingtop6
    @mostamazingtop6 4 года назад +27

    When you've never seen the movie but you still want to watch pig boi

    • @huggleskuishy
      @huggleskuishy 4 года назад +1

      His reviews are so good, you don’t really need to watch the movie first

  • @TheFinalFarewell
    @TheFinalFarewell 3 года назад +3

    I love how his custom 2000s montage song sounds almost exactly like The Anthem by Good Charlotte, the only song in 2000s montages that ISN'T Smash Mouth 😂

  • @katekell7269
    @katekell7269 4 года назад

    This video really popped off, and thank goodness it did. I'm upset I've never seen your videos before now. Top-notch.

  • @cason3547
    @cason3547 4 года назад +19

    8:50 omg that’s my favorite blink 182 song

  • @lilliandrought6221
    @lilliandrought6221 4 года назад +22

    When I was a kid we had maybe 4 dvds so we'd rent movies every Friday and every second week id rent spirit stallion of the cimmaron and watch it every day for the entire week. This went on for at least 3 years. Still my favourite movie tho

  • @Vamtyr
    @Vamtyr 4 года назад +30

    I'm pretty sure that the "John 3:16" is a reference to the pro wrestler Steve Austin

    • @CrankyB1tsch
      @CrankyB1tsch 4 года назад +11

      I thought it was some biblical bullshit because why not LOL

    • @tiajoseph7309
      @tiajoseph7309 4 года назад +1

      @@CrankyB1tsch I thought that what it was too!

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 4 года назад

      @@CrankyB1tsch I looked it up, and it is a bible thing. Maybe it was a religious extra and they just left it in the movie because they didn't care? Maybe it's also related to Steve Austin, but I'm not an expert on either subject, so draw your own conclusion.

    • @ohgodpleaseno9757
      @ohgodpleaseno9757 4 года назад +7

      It's an American pop culture thing sort of, people bring those signs to sports events.
      It started in the 80s because this christian dude named Rollen Stewart became famous for bringing that sign to various big sports games/events across the country while wearing a rainbow wig. He kind of became a beloved sports icon, people would buy him tickets and let him hold their kids in front of the teleprompter.
      Then he went batshit crazy and started harassing people with stink bombs and eventually got into a standoff with the SWAT team after kidnapping a woman at gunpoint and threatening to shoot at planes

    • @LM01234
      @LM01234 4 года назад

      @@ohgodpleaseno9757 whoa

  • @LogeenthLive
    @LogeenthLive 2 года назад +3

    The 2000s were a strange time with movies like these being part of the mainstream. And yet, films like the Game Plan and The Pacifier are films which I genuinely enjoy. Vin Diesel and The Rock being so out of their comfort zone at the time was kinda nice to see

  • @audie3600
    @audie3600 4 года назад +2

    Watching you review all these strange mid-2000's films made me remember one I used to watch all the time and want to recommend you to review. It's called "The Last Mimzy" and it was a weird film that I'm interested in your thoughts on. I remember I watched it all the time as a kid but as an adult now, it seemed like a sugar crash induced fever dream.

  • @whytho1460
    @whytho1460 4 года назад +14

    When me and my brother were little, we would watch all the Shrek movies so often, we memorized the scenes. My parents hated us 😂

  • @bobthecheesegal
    @bobthecheesegal 4 года назад +19

    How dare you even ask this question 😤

  • @sleep_is_awesome2838
    @sleep_is_awesome2838 4 года назад +8

    "RUNN!!! TAKE THA BAYBEIZZZZ!!!!1!!"
    That's all the comedy gold right there.

  • @FredzDimension
    @FredzDimension 2 года назад +1

    As someone who lived in a house where high art ruled and video games were contraband I feel for your childhood.

  • @casadilla111
    @casadilla111 Год назад +1

    26:56- “So no one’s really holding any signs…”
    -Shot shows literally one in four or five crowd members holding up signs

  • @mxngo6049
    @mxngo6049 4 года назад +117

    The pacifier with vin diesel more like Bore Ragnarok am right guys?

  • @vraisairs9201
    @vraisairs9201 4 года назад +11

    *IT JUST TAKES SOME TIME LITTLE GIRL YOURE IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS RIIIDE*

  • @swoophamster6645
    @swoophamster6645 4 года назад +14

    i'm so glad he did this movie kuz the Asian nabur is my moms actor frend who died in 2018
    R.I.P Denis Akiyama

    • @d_rell13
      @d_rell13 4 года назад +2

      May she rest in peace

  • @GrannyT23
    @GrannyT23 2 года назад +2

    I loved this movie so much when i was a kid, it was one of my go to’s but i had no idea what a swastika was so i was always so confused why that made the vice principal mad

  • @ramonaerismann8418
    @ramonaerismann8418 4 года назад

    I was having a really bad day up until now and this video really cheered me up! Thank you for that :3

  • @justoc1144
    @justoc1144 4 года назад +16

    I remember watching the pacifier when I was younger with my sister and dad when we were at his house, I kinda liked it.
    God, kids are dumb

  • @cowboyguy45
    @cowboyguy45 4 года назад +16

    I used to watch this movie every other week

  • @17ktrey
    @17ktrey 4 года назад +10

    I think that sigh is a reference to the wwe wrestler stone cold Steve Austin because he's fans would have sighs that say Austin 3 16 or it's something from the bible idk

  • @MaskedAlaskan
    @MaskedAlaskan 2 года назад

    Did you know that Disney reused the idea of the Peter Panda Dance being the answer? They first used this concept in an episode of Darkwing Duck. It was the episode where DW first takes Gosalyn in. She can't get to sleep so DW has to sing her a song and it is a random string of colors. When DW uses those colors in that exact order he unlocks something her real dad made. Maybe that is why the family has a pet duck, it's an easter egg.

  • @kayhaven4710
    @kayhaven4710 4 года назад +3

    Does this mean you’re gonna review “The Nanny” starring Hulk Hogan, or “The Tooth Fairy/The Game Plane” starring Dwayne Johnson? 🤩🤩🤩