Angron has a Soft Spot | A 40k Parody Webcomic Dub
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- Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024
- Angron can show a little compassion, as a treat.
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**adorable voice** "FIRE THE URSUS CLAWS!"
Kharne: aaaawwww, you will be our greatest character.
That's a sus name, also you smell of dirt and entitlement.
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Angron: "How is my ship?"
Lotara: "I think you mean MY SHIP. And the Conqueror is fine."
hrrrmmmmmm 😠
Random World-Eater: “My primarch. With all do respect, you’ll kill everyone in this room regardless.”
Angron: thats not the point here so shut it
And that was the last time bob said anything at all . . .
Yeah but they will get angry like angron sooooooooo its kind even
"Correct." - Said Angron, then proceeding to kill everyone in the room.
@@jarekwrzosek2048 then Lotara proceeded to lock him in a maze and shoot him at Terra
The greatest irony about Angron is that he is suppose to represent’s the emperor’s empathy for mankind, and he even had abilities to ease the minds of one’s suffering. But these powers were lost, due to the butcher’s nails lodged into his skull.
Probably why the great four parasites dropped him on Nuceria. Thanks again Erda! They picked it most likely since Nuceria most likely had some history with Khorne. The nails honestly seem to be some sort of Khornite chaos tech. Considering they are compered to collars of Khorne and how they react of psykers.
Honestly I feel like Angron is one of the more tragic Primarchs, and one that could have had so much potential as a loyalist. Maybe if the Emperor had agreed to somehow help him with his slave buddies it might have worked out, but with the butcher nails, that becomes a sadly small possibility. A real shame.
It would have also made the Angron-Sarrin relationship maybe even more interesting. Imagine Angron after the Heresy, fondly remembering Sarrin. Maybe rename his flagship after her.
@KingSkelett
Corvus became a loyalist daemon, sanguinius is two loyalist daemons, and the legion of the damned is being led by a headless marine possibly ferus manus. Loyal daemon angron not only was plausible but would have kicked so much ass.
I always thought of angron as a punching bag, now I am angry of GW for doing him dirty, I would have enjoyed a primarch that would do anything for his sons and mankind being the primarch with most humanity among them, instead of a angsty asshole that even his sons hated
wait, the Emperor has empathy ? the one guy who keep with him Angron by force 'cause "we have no time to save your friends" ??? Making Angron more and more angry, crazy and hatfull ?
Hummmm saying that high, I will say that Angron has definitly emperor’s empathy. yeah.
I mean, she still had the tungsten ovaries to stick around after Angron became a demon Primarch. Even throwing him out the air lock to have him fall onto Terra. That’s ruthlessness to an extreme
no they opened the doors leading him to the airlock which opened. He jumped out. There was no throwing. He wanted to cannonball to earth
@@Dadecorban he didn’t want to at all which is why Perty beat the hell out of him, shoved him into a labyrinth, had an airlock open the moment they got to terra, and then released him. He was charging the entire time inside the labyrinth cause he was searching for something to kill and upon being released he couldn’t stop and got chucked out from the stratosphere
@@warboss3686 read what he said again
@@Prophetofthe8thLegion I read his comment but did you read mine? Angron DIDN’T want to go to terra so Perty boy chuck him from the stratosphere. The reason why Angron didn’t want to go was because he wasn’t the first to be sent out to start the war. He wanted to drown other worlds in blood by himself
@@Prophetofthe8thLegion his comment implied it was Angrons choice…it wasn’t
Don’t forget people, Lotara berated a power armored demigod and shot him in the face with her own pistol because he abandoned ship, and crew he was supposed to be protecting, just to fight on the ground. And after that when he was read to rip her in half, she basically said “Go to your room, and don’t come out until *I* call you.”
10/10 best woman in 30k. She don’t put up with shit from space marines.
also she spat on him when he got made about it
Best commander that Chaos has, but unfortunately that also means she needs to die
was it a named space marine?
All I can say to this is 'fuck yeah'
@@theblueneko677 i think he is named because she got passed at him.
"I'll kill everyone in this room" just sounds like a normal day for Angron though.
Angron is the most tragic of all the Primarchs, because his fall is the only one that is directly caused by the Emperor’s actions. Not only could have Big E saved Angron’s people by beaming down the Space Marines he had on his ship. But if he took personal action, he could have removed the Butcher’s Nails in 2-3 days tops.
Actually, He said that if He tried to remove them,he'll die.
@@terminallove3531 no that is what an Archmagos said. The Emperor never personally examined Angron.
Who do you think has a better grasp of Dark Age tech? The Emperor or an Archmagos.
There is a theory that the reason Emps was so bad at dealing with the Angron situation was because he knew the heresy was coming regardless of what he did (explained by him making a card game with the Primarchs as cards, that simulate random scenarios of different primarchs betraying and being loyal to him). Angron from his point of view was the most useless Primarch, so by forcing him to betray the Emperor might give himself a more useful Primarch as a loyalist.
Emp did try to remove nails and failed.
“So basically a regular day?” -kharn probably
Lotara, the only being in the galaxy that can scream at both Kharn and Angron to calm the fuck down and actually get them to do so. To bad she’s ususally as angry as them.
When the ship you are on which is floating into space tells you to shut up, you shut up lmao
@@mrcoolize She could do that even back when she was still human.
Everybody has a soft spot for Lotara Sarrin.
Even Khorne.
I don't. My spot for her is rock hard
@@randombencounter263 dammit you beat me to it
She better get a fucking model.
@@randombencounter263 fair enough.
Sarrin is Angron's dream waifu confirmed
I see, Lotara makes him unnaturally calm and reasonable
I'm sure Angron would approve of Rosa. She has an axe on her at all times for one thing.
Who is Rosa, exactly?
@@CynicalPete Just look up Rosa Diaz Puppy
in fact ... that' true except that Kharn will say it too right after Angron
Kharn had already said it as he'd been on the ship for far longer
Kharne: oh. My. God…. SHES *ADORABLE!!!*
The Officio Assassinorum: *"You would?!"*
I can't help but imagine that the narrator is Sir Becket sitting by a fireplace reading a story to a group of children.
Ey
He killed everyone then himself I loved that part lol
...Replace it with "Galaxy"...and you'd have Angron's current mood.
if angron didn't have the butchers nails
angron:...so who wants mcdonalds?
I just can't stop thinking about the fact, that someone was bold enough to lay his/hers bloody hand on her breast. Anybody got more info about this?
I think it is actually Angron who did it as a sine of respect
It was from Kharn (I think?) to honor her after a battle, because she gained respect with her aggressive tactics of ship combat and boarding manuvers, playing very much into the Legion's preferences of battle. So, since it was an Astartes and they don't really do/care about sexuality anymore (Emperor's Children being the damnable exception) it is not *that* weird.
On the other hand, if a mortal would ever dare that, they would find themselves upon a thrice-hurting beating. First by Lotara Sarrin herself because this woman did not take shit from Astartes so, unless she is ok with it in the first place, she will break your hand.
Second from whatever World Eater is nearest because, again, they respect her greatly.
Thirdly, Angron will probably find you and make sure to kill you. If you are already dead, he will make sure that nothing remains,because he is very fond of her.
@@kingskelett6265 Thank you guys. I thought it was some Astartes, but still. Like you've said, she was world eaters favourite human
@@kingskelett6265 Pretty sure Kharn did it with a bloody hand thus the Red hand symbol on her uniform
It was from Angron.
The scary thing you don't hear in this video is Kharn the Betrayer in the background shouting: "Ditto!" After Angron was finished.
I remember there was a point in one book where Sarrin apparently ordered world eater to do guard duty, but he disobeyed orders and abandoned his post to go join in on a fight.
When he got back, Sarrin promptly knocked him on his ass by shooting him in the face and scolded him like a disappointed mom. Basically told him "Go to your room and don't come out until i say so"
No wonder Angron fell in love with her. She had balls of adamantium and took no bullshit from anyone, not even Angron. She even had the courage to question her primarchs orders right to his face.
id like to imagine that angron would canonically just want to be hugged by one of his legionaries, however their all just terrified of him ripping them in half
I'd like to think that she helped him calm down even with the nails in mainly because I like having wholesome head cannons for 40k
Angron: This is Lotarra Sarrin, if anything happens to her ship, she’ll kill everyone on board, then kill me. Then she’ll kill Khorne. Don’t scratch her ship.
To understand how terrifying Lotara Sarrin truly is, understand the following: Ten thousand years after the war on Terra, her spirit haunts her ship, The Conqueror, and her ghost has sworn fealty to Angron when the Daemon Prince manifested in the material plane, having opposed and often outright killed anyone else who had tried to command her ship. Even Death itself is too scared to claim her.
Understandable
Ah, the 40k shoulder loli. A little... Different.
That is Angron's wife, though neither is aware of that fact.
Logar, the Word Beares and the Legio Carthago: "If anyone touches Cyrene, they die."
Custodes: *kill her*
Also Custodes: "Why do I hear bossmusic?"
Custodes do not fear Primarchs, not even Angron.
@@littleaqua32 They still died.
Wasn't it Argal Tal who butchered them?
@@randomaccount5736 Yes. Mostly because he had the closest relationship with her (beside her lover) and discovered the Custodes had killed her. She was also the only reason why Argel Tal was able to contain his daemon for so long, because the daemon constantly urged him to kill her.
that was some bullshit lore moment. a single mediocre custodes would wipe floor with the entire word bearers legion
by her orders probably
could the butcher's nail ironically returned some humanity back?
At least we know what happened to her now.
Yep😊
And even when both have entered Daemonhood they are still best of buds❤
-I'll kill everyone in this room...
-You say that all the time
-...And then myself
-Oh shit, he's serious
Kharn: Wish Argel Tal was here :(
World eater: *my lord, you won't fit*
i literaly just made this same joke on the coment section of another video XD great minds think alike!
Wait. Where is alpharius?
I think I'm missing an important part of the story ...
Lotara Sarrin is the mortal captain of the Conqueror, flagship of the World Eaters Legion. Upon taking command of the vessel, one of her first declarations in a space battle was to fire the Ursus Claws -- 100ft wide grappling hooks on massive chains -- and perform a boarding action. This pleased the World Eaters greatly, and they all (but mostly Angron and Kharn) gained a form of respect for the mortal where most others in her position would have continued to fight at range. This led to Kharn branding her with his bloody handprint that you see on her breast.
Later on, after a majority of the World Eaters had reverse-engineered versions of the Butcher's Nails implanted in their skulls and turned to Chaos, the Legion found itself facing off against the Ultramarines. Lotara had ordered a contingent of the World Eaters space marines to assault the planet they were orbiting, and another contingent to remain on the ship in case the blueberries decided to try to board. (As a quick aside, it is, has been, and always will be INCREDIBLY RARE for a mortal of ANY standing to actually issue orders to a space marine and have them legitimately heeded. This is the kind of respect the World Eaters had for Lotara Sarrin.) The contingent ordered to stay aboard got butthurt and decided to take drop pods to the planet anyway, leaving the Conqueror to be boarded by the Ultrasmurfs. After the fighting on the planet was done, the leader of the World Eaters who went AWOL was stepping back on the ship, only to be shot in his power armored head multiple times by Lotara. This, of course, did jack shit to a fully armored space marine except make him even more angry than he already was, being a World Eater with the Butcher's Nails implanted. Not a difficult task, but generally unadvisable. When the World Eater in question went to tear her body asunder and turn her skull into his latest drinking goblet, several other World Eaters held him back while Lotara proceeded to scold him like a child and LITERALLY SEND HIM TO HIS ROOM TO THINK ABOUT WHAT HE'D DONE.
But all that? That's not even the icing on the cake. After Lorgar fucked over Angron and had him ascend to Daemonhood, Angron, the Primarch of the World Eaters Traitor Legion and chosen of Khorne, proceeded to, mistakenly, declare that the Conqueror was his ship. Lotara Sarrin immediately corrected the DAEMON PRIMARCH and told him that, in no uncertain terms, that the Conqueror was HER ship.
Daemon Angron promptly apologized.
BUT THERE'S A CHERRY ON TOP!
Not only did the LEGION have massive respect for Lotara, after the Legion's fall to Chaos, the ship began... changing. Into a daemon possessed monstrosity.
That had sentience.
And showed affection for Lotara Sarrin.
By leaving dead bodies in her personal quarters like a cat leaves mice on the doorstep.
@@SpiritoftheWolf28232 wow such an amazing character, thanks! very cute ship
@@TheRewasder97what the previous commenter failed to point out is the time she was included in a plot to betray the unhinged Angron and leave, she agreed and helped organize it and was bound to leave in the last shuttle herself after the others. Only to take a B line for the bridge and shoot down every single traitor shuttle
If only Rey from the new Star Wars was half as cool and interesting as Sarrin.
Ha imagine thinking angron can make sentences
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But women can't drive
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