California Is Full Of Double Standards. Jeff Applebaum - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 23 мар 2022
- California is full of double standards, or at least that has been Jeff Applebaum's experience in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether it's people preaching to save the earth while smoking a cigarette, or vegans eating french fries this full Dry Bar Comedy special form Jeff Applebaum is sure to expose all the double standards happening in California and keep you laughing from start to finish.
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"Be as righteous as you want, just be consistent." I couldn't agree more.
Exactly. I've actually heard people say,"Be kind, you sorry bastard!"
And, saw a kid hit his sister. Mom knocked him across the head and with each word hit him again,"WE (whack) DON'T (whack) HIT (whack)!!!!"
That statement applies to EVERY Christian I have ever met.
How about just leave people alone. Live Ya Life !!!!
After saying vegans buy leather. No we don't. It's incredibly shitty to do so.
@@dawn8542 yo dawn. Loveya. I would eat ya meat.
“It actually sends email to your parents first for approval” 😂
My kids and I use that word "Prii" (plural Prius). Very funny and accurate for California.
Ohhhh.... Now I get it, lol....
Pria?
Applejack!!!
So proud to say I went to high school and played basketball with this funny man!!!
This bit brought back such great memories!
How come you're WHITE??
This is some kosher comedy right here🤓
Dry bar needs to bring him back again👍
They don't.
Thanks Jeff Applebaum, that was hilarious. Humor is the only thing that's gotten me through these last couple of years since the whole COVID thing started and clean comedy like Drybar is my favorite. Thanks Drybar for inviting Jeff and other great comics like him to keep us entertained. It's truly been a lifesaver for me.
Huge hugs from your eternal sister in Christ somewhere near Seattle.
God loves you, and so do we. YOU MATTER.
⚘🙏❤🙏⚘
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@Viktoria Fadey yes, go ahead.
@Viktoria Fadey please scam me next!!
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He cracks himself up so much it's hilarious.
A crisp Spanish broadcast! No duh, all my local channels blown out by a rainstorm & there is la Espanol channel.
Your wedding ceremony must’ve been a blast, Jeff. I’m glad you and your wife were able to defy the superstition about broken glass being a bad omen in Chinese culture. Congrats on the anniversary, you two!
About the bad omen: it actually ain't, some regional traditions do try to avoid broken glass on weeding days/important events, but it's more like just a scare (cuz you dont want your guests get cut on wedding day), but in general there's always a person there to turn it around into "sui sui ping an" which is a pun for "stay safe", and thus all the commotion gets ignored and everybody go back to being cheerful again. However if you have one or two extra grumpy guests that may be a different story where they make a big deal out of it...
@@reidate7274 The glass that gets broken at our weddings is always covered before in aluminium foil, so there are no shards. We don't think it's fun to get cut at a wedding either 😉 Cheers from Israel.
@@lim7lim greating to the mother land from Los Angeles California 🇮🇱 🇺🇸
The best part was watching him grin and try not to crack up and his own jokes😁
I also noticed that.
That’s a total act on his part to try to make the material seem funnier than it is. He’s told these jokes between 50 and 200 times.
It is such a rare occurrance to see a comedian who's not only funny but actually witty. Great material, great delivery, and nothing beats a comedian constantly trying to not burst laughing at his own jokes. Just brilliant!
I also noticed that he tried not to laugh.
I enjoy listening to drybar before going to sleep,Clean, funny. No foul language. Love watching you laughing at your own jokes.
Jeff, you took the “D’you mingle?” joke right out of my mouth! A truly hysterical set, man
This is the first dry bar comedian to make me laugh in a long time.
...Brooklyn to Provo would be witness protection .... LMAO hysterical 🤣 😂 😆 💀
'Steve' is hilarious .. thanks I needed this laugh... 😄🤣
I love this guy! I listen before bedtime and have fun dreams!
HILARIOUS, this dude knows his audience. Amazing set. Tailored for these people IN Provo. Great job, Jeff.
Agreed…some heavy hitting material here!
I recently went to a birthday party of my friend, who is a Christian priest, and all the other attendees were church goers. I explained to them that my wife is Jewish, but hey, you guys worship one, so she's in good company. Well done, Jeff. Seriously crying of laughter over here
This channel really brightens up my day in the morning. It's a part of my routine at this point: get up, drink coffee, watch dry bar on the toilet.
One of your better performers. Thanks
I’m a (sane) Californian and those Cali jokes were so accurate lol.
👋 i hope you're safe over there? I hope this year brings happiness prosperity love and peace 💞❤️🕊️🕊️ all over the world 🙏🌍
I'm originally from Forth Worth Texas currently. and you where are you from if i may ask
I gave you a thumbs up just for being a sane Californian.
@@Kaidkb thank you lol
I am also one of the few vegan sane people here in Los Angeles California. I let everyone eat as they please without giving my unsolicited opinion about their lifestyle choices.
@@edithdlp8045 But, you just had to let us know you were vegan!
That was LOL funny! One of the best I've seen. Earthquake thoughts --- *Wait, I bought this table at Ikea...* man that's hilarious!!
You're awesome Steve 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nut free zone. I don't think so 🤣. Starting off strong! Can't wait to watch the entire special.
I'm never going to see the teardrop tattoo
in the same way after watching this 😂
Appreciate the Maxwell Smart tribute!💜
This guy is way funnier than any late night 'comedy' or SNL.
And cleaner jokes, as well.
👍👍
@@majoroldladyakamom6948 Good point.
Well… to be fair SNL hasn’t been funny in about 2 decades.
Yeah but that bar is low
That why he wrote, way funnier😋
I sometimes do facetime while shopping if I dont know what brand to get...lol
Absolutely hilarious!! A must watch!
thank you Jeff and Dry Bar for a good laugh!
Jeff the bit about the grocery store and the guy texting a photo of the frozen pizza to (presumably) his wife to get conformation... SO TRUE MY FRIEND! Can't tell you how many times when to make thing easier on my wife, I've offered to go to the grocery store for some staple items, I've done that very thing, because HEAVEN FORBID I should get the wrong brand of cheese, yogurt, pasta sauce, or avocados. "We'll... thanks for "helping" me honey. You tried." Crap. :(
I love the B&W TV joke, amongst others but I totally relate :P
Hilarious! Hope to see more of Jeff!
Wait... I bought this table at Ikea! Lol...
Funny, so spot on relatable.
Very enjoyable 🤣
" My Mr. Potatohead had a face" he shoild have added and he had REAL "EYES" too.
I love that Provo gives a standing ovation to the Jewish comedian. Well done!
👋 i hope you're safe over there? I hope this year brings happiness prosperity love and peace 💞❤️🕊️🕊️ all over the world 🙏🌍
I'm originally from Forth Worth Texas currently. and you where are you from if i may ask
One of the better sets on dry bar.
So freaking funny 😂🤣
This guys good !
👋 i hope you're safe over there? I hope this year brings happiness prosperity love and peace 💞❤️🕊️🕊️ all over the world 🙏🌍
I'm originally from Forth Worth Texas currently. and you where are you from if i may ask
21:07 I had an ATARI. My kids have an Xbox series X that has a very complex control. ATARI's control only had a joystick and a bottom. This is the third time I see his special and I still laugh like the first time.
Steve crushing it!
A vegan with a leather bag is a vegetarian.
No a person who would buy a leather bag can not call herself a vegetarian.😊
Awesome! Very funny!!
👋 i hope you're safe over there? I hope this year brings happiness prosperity love and peace 💞❤️🕊️🕊️ all over the world 🙏🌍
I'm originally from Forth Worth Texas currently. and you where are you from if i may ask
Enjoyed the set. Love the Jewish/Asian contrasts and his insight into many different personalities, religions, and cultures. I too grew up in a suburb of New York City and understood the amalgam of cultures living side by side. Would love to see him in person.
Great show Steve 😅
I was expecting that last punchline as "Okay. Steve Jeffapplebaum, I'll check it out." The woman thinking Jeffappelbaum was his last name.
Roots was not a documentary.
Pure propaganda
Jeff you are not right in the "HEAD" !!! LMAO
Great job Jeff ! Loved it !
The truth is hilarious Steve! 🤣
Good job Jeff. Excellent set!
This is too much! 🤣🤣🤣
This man is outstanding!!!
You are very funny, Steve. 😁
My Dad worked next to a lady whose office was next to him for years (different department) and every morning she would say, "Good morning Norman!" That is not his name. His name was literally on the door and he was the head of his regional department. He would just say something like, "Good morning, Sally" or whatever her name was, laugh, and go on with his day. I no longer try to explain to people how they call my first, middle, and last name wrong. I gave up and just started saying, "they're all phonetic" just to see if anyone got it. The weirdest might have been "Miss Eilly." There is no I or Y in my last name. He should feel cool with "Steve," LOL.
Another hilarious Bay Area comic! Great job Jeff!
This guy is too freakin’ funny! 😆😆😆
Very funny man.
We attend a Messianic Christian Synagogue, he's welcome there! ✝🕍
Amazing show Jeff. I too am Jewish though I wasn't raised in a traditional Jewish home. I was raised in a Christian home but have more recently started looking more at my Torah based heritage. I believe Yeshua is the Messiah but I believe the Church as a whole misses the fact that Torah was his upbringing and it has value in a well balanced life. Thank you so much for bringing your Jewishness into your show. It made it more close to home for me. Toda raba
My daughter is raising her kids "christian."
My grandson has actually said, and BELIEVES that Jesus was NOT a jew, and he was White.
WRONG ON BOTH COUNTS.
He was israeli (middle Eastern, same as arabic people. They ARE NOT WHITE!!!)
Ben's, I have a fairly similar story, tho' I have mixed heritage (Jewish father, French-Canadian Catholic/Christian mother). I agree with your remarks! In recent years I started studying Judaism and early Christianity, and doing genealogy research. I have found that neither Jewish nor Christian people accept me in these regards. The entire Bible, including the New Testament , is connected to Judaism and the Messiah.
Look for a Jewish seventh-day adventist community, I think you're going to like the community and it will strengthen up your faith. If none is avaliable around your place, look for the regular seventh day adventist community. Different culture, but same beliefs. And keep studying the Torah, and the Bible as a whole ;)
This was perfect
Should've got at least 40 minute duration, he's funny!😄👍
👋 i hope you're safe over there? I hope this year brings happiness prosperity love and peace 💞❤️🕊️🕊️ all over the world 🙏🌍
I'm originally from Forth Worth Texas currently. and you where are you from if i may ask
True story :: outside of NY, bagels are just bread that is round. 😂😂 This video was SO right on and hilarious! Thanks for the fun morning (I watched through twice).
You my man are hilarious thank you for the many laughs
GREAT SHOW!
Hilarious! Thank you!! 😊
Steve that was a great show. Molotov to the next one.
Love that this popped up in my feed today. Always funny. Thx for the laughs Jeff. Hope to see you live again.
I saw him last year. He's got a talent for comedy that has to be seen to be believed - the world needs more Jeff!
Thanks For The Laughs...
Molotov :-).....:-)
I couldn't tell he's from Brooklyn but NY for sure. My boyfriend is also from Brooklyn so I picked up on the accent right away. Also the witness protection comment made me think of the movie _Mobsters & Mormons_ lol 😊
"Prii!" Hhahahahaha
No lie, I don't have cable. I'm over the air TV and every channel that I get can be down and the two Mexican channels are clear as a bell, picture perfect.
Loved the Molotov (Mazal tov) 😂😂
I grew up outside of the United States and I can relate to these topics!
I had my pink bow case.. quiver with pink arrows while walking to my car… little girl squeeled Daddy look! He looked me over and casually said.. She’s an animal killer honey. Yeap.. got in my car and left (Fremont apartment)
One of the best I’ve seen. Thank you!
Funny fella, right there.
Wow, who in the hell moves TO California?
This is the funniest guy I’ve come across on Dry Bar in awhile. Love it.
Another winner!
😂😂😂❤ really funny, love how he laughs at his own jokes!😅
Great set. Very funny. Bravo!
i loved him before i even knew that he was from Brooklyn. and, yes... bagels from anywhere outside of NYC suck!
This was honestly hilarious
FUNNY
This guy is GOLD
This brother is hysterical.
this guy is funny.
Love his joking about being Jewish and talking to a priest. Hysterical!
I was at a truck stop 30 years ago and asked a cashier if they took personal cash, that confused look on her face was worth every penny of the meal
Love this guy!
That was great, Steve. Tell me your website again.
You're alright, Steve.
👋 i hope you're safe over there? I hope this year brings happiness prosperity love and peace 💞❤️🕊️🕊️ all over the world 🙏🌍
I'm originally from Forth Worth Texas currently. and you where are you from if i may ask
His Chinese wife must be nuts, because "Sun-dried Tomato Cream Cheese" sounds fan-freaking-tastic!!!
Great job Jeff!
Absolutely true about the Spanish stations 😂
Hilarious!