Thank you to all the officers for their service. Some of my besties are cops and the stories are so funny because it’s true! When I get a call hey wanna meet up and eat at 1 am, I go!
That first guy has now given me an idea (probably not a good one) on what to say when a cop asks me "do you know why I pulled you up?" Me: "Have you forgotten already?" or Plan B "Do you want me to guess? do I get a fine if I guess wrong?"...
Did you mean "fun" or was that a clear abbreviation for F U - - I N G? This is Godly Christian Clean Comedy channel. It would behoove you to comment more appropriately, ok? Besides, we can all teach any three-year old to use profanity, right? Yup. 😴
Hahahaha tomorrow IS 4-20! I am perhaps the one person who can honestly say, “I’ve never smoked pot, but I did inhale.” I didn’t know about contact highs, either.
Millennials have been cops for decades now. The cop telling that joke could very well be a millennial himself if he was born in the 80s. Now, Gen Z are the ones that are starting to enter the force.
... and I THANK GOD for all who continue to choose to Serve and Protect. The Draft ended in 1973. Praise God for our Police, Fire Departments, our U.S. Military and for the millions around the World who continue to hold down the Home Front behind the scenes. 👏 👍 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 👍 👏
My son is a Millennial. When he was 19, he signed up for The Guard. Praise God for those precious men and women who said YES to the call of Duty for the freedoms that we enjoy today...
A cop pulls me over . He comes to my window and says " do you know why I pulled you over ?" I say ' because you failed grade 10 math ? " Cops have no sense of humor .
Do you mean 420? If so, it was originally a secret code by a group of hippie/stoner high school kids in San Francisco, CA. "One day, the Waldos met at 4:20 p.m. for a “safari” and smoked all the Panama Red and Acapulco Gold - marijuana strains popular at the time for their potency and energizing qualities - they could get their hands on. The mission of this particular safari was to find an abandoned patch of weed. The meeting time stuck, as did the weed choice and their constant soundtrack of New Riders of the Purple Sage, Grateful Dead and Santana. Eventually, “420” became a secret code for the Waldos whenever they wanted to smoke." Later it became more and more popular, a secret no more. Even later still, weed smokers across the country began celebrating weed and everything associated with that culture on April 4 (as in the U.S. dates are written month/day/year, rather than day/month/year). Hence the celebration on April 4, 04/20.
@@donnahampton3632 This is actually not true. I posted the real story above. I know it's a popularly held belief (since 187 actually is a popular term used for a homicide based on the fact that 187 is the LAPD radio code for a homicide), but it's just not.
To the Sarge in black… take the kid a pizza sometime. You’ll have everyone straight up shocked when you show up with a pizza. Ruin the buzz! Edit: sorry, I’m nice but have a prankster side. I have a story about a cop friend…. Only a cop would understand. 🤣😂🙄 And the morons don’t need another idea.
I knew a lady whose husband is a state trooper and had to handle a gator, at least with a bear, you can trick them or find a way, I don't think there's a way to trick a gator.
@@grumpyoldguy584 Or maybe they've witnessed injustices committed by the very people who took a literal oath to the constitution. And they choose not to ignore or justify it. But I'm not angry. I've known since before the internet that the constitution was essentially a puppy training pad...it means nothing to me because this country has *never* lived up to it. But I digress...have fun fluffing uncle sam😒
@@grumpyoldguy584 So instead of america living up to what it claims to be I should just leave because I call em on it? And where on earth can I go where america hasn't spread it's filthy influence??
@@grumpyoldguy584 . I didn't say it wasn't living up to my expectations...I said it hasn't lived up to what it claims to be dumba**.. And like *I* said .. *FTP!!!* and you too!
Wtf is with this guys head? His head is so out of proportion to the rest of his body. It’s like some one turned on big head mode on golden eye for the N64 and it affected him.
The police used to take physical fitness as serious as the military. Today the active military people are still fit and the only overweight military people I know are retired but, it seems the police fitness standards have gone by the wayside.
You are unsubscribing because something that happened between two comedians that have nothing to do with drybar comedy? So you are mad at all comedy because someone you don't know got hurt by someone else you don't know and that person who got hurt didn't press charges? You must drive a Subaru.
Hey Po Po I ain't no rat Po Po . Lol I'm dying 🤣
Mi hijo give me the green light literally made laugh out loud. I loooove this mother 😂
Hey Mijo! You need some backup?💀💀💀😂😂😂
Thank you to all the officers for their service. Some of my besties are cops and the stories are so funny because it’s true! When I get a call hey wanna meet up and eat at 1 am, I go!
It's Early, wanna get a coffee ?
next time a cop asks me "do you know why I stopped you?" I'll answer "cause you wanted to thank me for my service..."
probably not, but maybe
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Or.... “ so I could thank you for your service, Officer”
You can’t convince me I’m wrong. But Mexican Comedians ARE. JUST. THE. BEST!
Shoutout to Fluffy though ✌️
FLUFFYYYYYY. Saw him live once, awesome
I didn't know what to do so I tased the loofah...twice🤣
22:36 For some reason, I still see the winky every time!
I love Miko's mum 🤣
Absolutely Hilarious haven't laughed so much in ages, my sides ache, Bravo to all comedians, your humourbis a much needed tonic, Thank You😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Great selection, thanks for the Lols
Right? 👍
Mexican Tickle Me Elmo did it for me hahah
😳 💩 Not me watching this in my Subaru eating donuts on 420! 😅 Lol
Hey Popo you are so funny, I had to laugh the whole time. My stomach muscles got a workout!
15:53 This guy takes the crown. 🤣
❤️ Kevin Jordan
This was pretty enjoyable. It would have been awesome if the last comic wasn't cut off from sorry editing 🙄
Not to worry I checked out his full special and it was literally just "towed away" so you barely missed the away part.
He started swearing violently in the next seconds. Had to be done
@@jasonpreston4976 no, he didn't. I've watched the entire bit on Dry Bar, and after where he gets cut off, he's simply continuing his bit.
That least comic does a bit called "what is this" (asking young kids). Pretty funny.
And he picks on the kids that's 17 some more. Funny guy. 🙂
@@nermalsturf IM CRYING BRUV- you're watching a comedy, Jason was joking 🤣🤣👏🏻
if that state trooper story is real that is the funniest thing i have ever heard
The last cop, lol
Mijo you need some backup?? Dead
That first guy has now given me an idea (probably not a good one) on what to say when a cop asks me "do you know why I pulled you up?" Me: "Have you forgotten already?" or Plan B "Do you want me to guess? do I get a fine if I guess wrong?"...
Thanks for your service! 😂😅
Dude please tell us you took him a pizza! 🤣🤣🤦♀️
F’n Subaru comments were spot on !! GOOD STUFF 🙏🔫🇺🇸
Did you mean "fun" or was that a clear abbreviation for
F U - - I N G?
This is Godly Christian Clean Comedy channel. It would behoove you to comment more appropriately, ok?
Besides, we can all teach any three-year old to use profanity, right?
Yup. 😴
My husband and I were THERE!!!!! (He's not exaggerating--the cloud was MASSIVE!!!) It's legal here now too!
Love the guy great comments about subaru drives love itto bits
Mexican tickle me Elmo 😂😂😂
Good stuff!!
Really funny
So funny.
Love it
Hahahaha tomorrow IS 4-20!
I am perhaps the one person who can honestly say, “I’ve never smoked pot, but I did inhale.” I didn’t know about contact highs, either.
Whats the 20.4 ref about?
I can say ive never smoked it also. I didnt inhale either. My friends always went into another room since i didnt.
A subaru owner would have given you a gluten free donut for the munchies.
Finding the bear is just the beginning brah.
Five you, man. lol
So funny
Hey, you should have said "pic-a-nic basket"!😁
reminds me of Gabriel Iglesias but still super funny.
I think a lot of cops don't remember why they stopped you.
Millennials have been cops for decades now. The cop telling that joke could very well be a millennial himself if he was born in the 80s.
Now, Gen Z are the ones that are starting to enter the force.
... and I THANK GOD for all who continue to choose to Serve and Protect.
The Draft ended in 1973.
Praise God for our Police, Fire Departments, our U.S. Military and for the millions around the World who continue to hold down the Home Front behind the scenes.
👏 👍 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 👍 👏
My son is a Millennial. When he was 19, he signed up for The Guard.
Praise God for those precious men and women who said YES to the call of Duty for the freedoms that we enjoy today...
Gen Z are 17 years old max
@@daniellysohirka5079 Nope. Gen z started in 1997. That's older than 17. 24-25 is plenty old enough.
@@rustylee1836 pretty sure its 25 years a GEN, so millennials are 80 - 05 and boomers are 55 - 80 and so forth. Then Y would be 05 - 2030
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See in my state you get to go 5 over the limit to pass. so technically he's wrong but still a great joke
What state and city is dry bar comedy?
Provo, Utah
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Ending was incomplete, but, you can figure out the joke 🙂
A cop pulls me over . He comes to my window and says " do you know why I pulled you over ?" I say ' because you failed grade 10 math ? " Cops have no sense of humor .
😂🤣
Not always a fan of John Oliver but his new video on police interrogation is on point the read technique has always been criticized for its b.s.
Whats the 20.4 ref about?
Do you mean 420? If so, it was originally a secret code by a group of hippie/stoner high school kids in San Francisco, CA.
"One day, the Waldos met at 4:20 p.m. for a “safari” and smoked all the Panama Red and Acapulco Gold - marijuana strains popular at the time for their potency and energizing qualities - they could get their hands on. The mission of this particular safari was to find an abandoned patch of weed. The meeting time stuck, as did the weed choice and their constant soundtrack of New Riders of the Purple Sage, Grateful Dead and Santana. Eventually, “420” became a secret code for the Waldos whenever they wanted to smoke."
Later it became more and more popular, a secret no more. Even later still, weed smokers across the country began celebrating weed and everything associated with that culture on April 4 (as in the U.S. dates are written month/day/year, rather than day/month/year). Hence the celebration on April 4, 04/20.
4:20 is smokers time. April 20th has never really been associated with smokers until the last decade or so but is now celebrated as well
420 was the California police code for marijuana use. Later, people used April 20 to have huge informal festivals.
@@donnahampton3632 This is actually not true. I posted the real story above. I know it's a popularly held belief (since 187 actually is a popular term used for a homicide based on the fact that 187 is the LAPD radio code for a homicide), but it's just not.
2nd guy...life size bobble head.
Cut off the 'best part' at the end?!?
Great compilation otherwise!
😂🤣😆
To the Sarge in black… take the kid a pizza sometime. You’ll have everyone straight up shocked when you show up with a pizza. Ruin the buzz! Edit: sorry, I’m nice but have a prankster side. I have a story about a cop friend…. Only a cop would understand. 🤣😂🙄 And the morons don’t need another idea.
Omg. Cut off video. Lol.
ADHD at it's finest the first one
Well this could be freaking fantastic over the top funny if you hadn’t cut off the last guy. And I shared that with my Dad. 🤦♀️🙄
RIP AMADOU DIALLO. MURDERED BY POLICE IN NEW YORK.
Flea market Fluffy.
A commercial barely a minute in.....getting bad
I knew a lady whose husband is a state trooper and had to handle a gator, at least with a bear, you can trick them or find a way, I don't think there's a way to trick a gator.
this show bombed 2 me,, Not everyone is funny..THANK GOD
Sorry, I thought the 2nd dude shouldn't have made it on here. Terrible.
*FTP!!!*
Wow, so angry, grrrrr! Lol. Someone needs a Snickers and a hug.
@@constanceskalecki4928
Nah I'm good...don't need a hug or candy from a pig pole smoker...👎
@@grumpyoldguy584
Or maybe they've witnessed injustices committed by the very people who took a literal oath to the constitution. And they choose not to ignore or justify it. But I'm not angry. I've known since before the internet that the constitution was essentially a puppy training pad...it means nothing to me because this country has *never* lived up to it. But I digress...have fun fluffing uncle sam😒
@@grumpyoldguy584
So instead of america living up to what it claims to be I should just leave because I call em on it? And where on earth can I go where america hasn't spread it's filthy influence??
@@grumpyoldguy584 .
I didn't say it wasn't living up to my expectations...I said it hasn't lived up to what it claims to be dumba**..
And like *I* said .. *FTP!!!* and you too!
First
Uh oh
Ignore grouchy, ok? He seems to get some psycho pleasure by putting others down.
@@kitty10141 Right? Enter stage left... grouchy old "___".
He's so predictably predictable... 🤣😴🤣
Fitting since cops now a days are a joke
Wtf is with this guys head? His head is so out of proportion to the rest of his body. It’s like some one turned on big head mode on golden eye for the N64 and it affected him.
Ftp
Until you need them.
El stupido
Back the Blue
ACHAB... All Cop Haters Are.... You finish it.
@@Five0Five Yes, they hate crimes. Just don't commit any crime.
how the hell are u a cop weighing way to much, you could not run anyone down, grab anyone beyond his gut. sorry looking cop.
Working for a large city guaranteed
Could shoot the crims for evading capture
The police used to take physical fitness as serious as the military. Today the active military people are still fit and the only overweight military people I know are retired but, it seems the police fitness standards have gone by the wayside.
Unsubscribed partly due to the will Smith comedian stupidity situation! Comedian should have been punished but got away with NOTHING! bye!
Seriously.. Nobody cares why you are unsubscribing.
And that's Dry Bar's fault? Hey, PoPo, Gavin's upset about the Smith/Rock set.🤔😂
You are unsubscribing because something that happened between two comedians that have nothing to do with drybar comedy? So you are mad at all comedy because someone you don't know got hurt by someone else you don't know and that person who got hurt didn't press charges? You must drive a Subaru.
@@Five0Five 🤣
Loser N boozer, lives to hate. Dry Bar rocks and has nothing to do with Will Smith.
Ftp