One must wonder what the people on the other end of Stalin's phone calls must think of the random gunfire, glass breaking, screaming and pipe-smoking noises they're hearing.
I’m imagining an exhausted soviet officer on the other end of the line going: “Mhm... mhm, Dah Dah, uh-huh mhmm, ok *Sigh* “Yes great leader I am fully aware of the fly infestation and the power outages AND the frequent security breaches to your office, but we have had to make several budget cuts in order to buy enough black and red rotary phones and revolver ammunition. Oh by the way, please be careful with that thing sir, you nearly took off comrade Sergei’s head when he brought you your dinner yester- hello, hello!? .... Dammit he hung up on me, AGAIN!”
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also, i want to see a russian guy play this doing a commentary... can you imagine an acual russian playing? with the legendary accent and swearing. it would be perfect hearing the guy start blyating at virtual spies and flies
I like to imagine most of this is Stalin's imagination. In reality he's just sitting there shooting in random directions, talking into disconnected telephones, drinking vodka straight from the bottle and smoking, all the while ranting at nonexistent cameras with his finger poised over a toy button with frantic opera music in the background.
Fajita meat with seasoning actually no it started in 1947 that’s debated but I don’t believe it starting in the 60s as we hear about the Cold War going on in the 50s and late 40s
Phone Person: *talking about inportant politics and state stability and instability* What's happening on Stalin's end: *Gunshots, Vodka drinking, Fly squishing, and Wilhelm screams*
Al Pudding Phone Person:Sir,I would like to say that the economy needs a cha- *Gunshots* *Wilhelm screams* Stalin:Yes,what?I couldn't hear you over those filthy capitalist SPIES screaming. PP:It's nothing,nothing.Goodbye.Have a nice day. *Phone hangs up* Stalin:Hello?HELLO?!Blyat,oh well,it didn't really bother me.Now,where was I? *Stalin spots a spy* Stalin:AH YES!Back to killing the western dogs. *Stalin continues to shoot spies*
“Stalin calling someone” (Sees spys) Stalin: DAMMIT!!!! ( instant shooting noises ) Caller: WTF is going on Stalin?! Stalin: nothing, carry on with the subject!!
Okay. I really hope that you’ll play through the entire game. And my reaction to when I saw this in my sub box was “if this becomes a series then I have only one thing to say: dis gonna be good.”
Was there an Endless Mode in the VR version? A certain Useless NPC (a RUclips user) racked up about 14 minutes in the non-VR version of that, complete with intense lamp-bashing. 😆😆😆
Best game of Soviet Union comrade. The legend says that Stalin actually killed 100+ CIA spies sent by America sit in a chair, Also had taken Poland, and launched Tsar Bomba from his chair.
Imagine coming in seeing a thousand of dead bodies each with a camera next to them, bullet casings, holes in walls, a flickering lamp, vodka spilled on the floor, infinite ringing and a broken mirror.
1:08 Stand user: 『STALIN』 Stand name: 『BONEY M』 Stand ability: Rasputins soul. Prevents injury or death from poison, bullets, fire, and physical trauma via hand held objects
In "I'm not bluffing!", the United States getting the transition are probably wondering what the hell Stalin is doing randomly shooting things off screen.
*I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!* Someone *ACTUALLY MADE* a VR version of this game. Unbelievable, indeed. Wish my old workplace lasted long enough to get it, sadly enough.
Caller: we want to build a new nuke and......... Stalin: **gunfire glass breaking. People screaming** oh yes go on? Caller: and... a jacuzzi for your office :D pfft toootaly wasn’t going to suggest wine for workers and longer breaks but yes... a jacuzzi!
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One must wonder what the people on the other end of Stalin's phone calls must think of the random gunfire, glass breaking, screaming and pipe-smoking noises they're hearing.
*ONLY IN USSR*
"Stalin's having a 'Monday'."
*Proud valve fan noises*
what about the people watching him on tv
I’m imagining an exhausted soviet officer on the other end of the line going:
“Mhm... mhm, Dah Dah, uh-huh mhmm, ok
*Sigh*
“Yes great leader I am fully aware of the fly infestation and the power outages AND the frequent security breaches to your office, but we have had to make several budget cuts in order to buy enough black and red rotary phones and revolver ammunition. Oh by the way, please be careful with that thing sir, you nearly took off comrade Sergei’s head when he brought you your dinner yester- hello, hello!?
....
Dammit he hung up on me, AGAIN!”
Maybe Stalin died because stress made him pop a vein in his brain instead of atherosclerosis
Ohhh. He actually died very embarising way.
In a pool of his own pee
Oh hello there.
Don’t mean to be a nerd be he had a cerebral hemorrhage and none of the docs knew how to save him.
@@commandogaming2274 The legends said they knew what to do, but they were afraid about how he Would react if they tried to save him
17:36 trying to shoot a spy with a piece of paper 😵
20:24 He also tried to shoot one with the phone :)
@@prof.maniak5925 yes I see that too😅
Hey! Can you sign this for me?
"Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?"
That reminds me, this game almost like Postal. Asking people to sign your paper, shooting them and hitting a pipe.
Shooting that Nagant revolver Gangsta style as Stalin is the most hilarious thing i have ever seen.
17:35 Here you go, the secrets of the soviet union
17:38 "you think i'm stupid? Die!!"
"I give up...
Lol jk 😂😂😂"
Stalin: The greatest multitasker.
Clearly you have not heard of a certain cat in a box
And that's why you need a safety glass 25:11
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Stalin life !!!
i want to imagine that this is 100% accurate
No talking, just gameplay. God bless i found this channel.
One of those Walkthroughs one can just watch over and over again
Spy takes photo of Stalins alchohal addiction to die
just the intro, sums up all of your videos in a nutshell man, so perfect.
Stalin puffing phat clouds.
That part you wrote in Russian actually spells rdjat lol
5:43 "blah blah blah, shut up, I have shit to do..."
also, i want to see a russian guy play this doing a commentary... can you imagine an acual russian playing? with the legendary accent and swearing. it would be perfect hearing the guy start blyating at virtual spies and flies
Here you go.
ruclips.net/video/_3biQTIILUU/видео.html
this game is so fun in vr!
0:07 he shot an spy when hes on the phone LOL
I imagine the reload voice line used here "NEED MORE VADKA HERE!!!!!"
Request for Calm Down: Hitler, Mussolini, Dick Cheney
13:11 that light is a music
No wonder why Starlin killed so many people. The stress really got to him.
You see Ivan, if you slap lamp, papers go fly (3:44)
and today we bring you
Stalin threatens nuclear war while signing official docments and getting drunk and high
That beginning bit was just Stalin the speed run
Stalin be like:THIS IS CHAOS!
2:49 The music is:
Infiltration Metro Las Light OST
the spies scream
more of this PLEASE
Good thing joe is in this game
Anyone know the name of the song at 1:29
We need a Georgian Localization of this, for Stalin loving Georgia itself.
And having Georgian backgrounds lul
Stalin have an intresting live
How much energy he have
wow. No commetary but funnier than most commenting youtubers
Intro😂
Opaa!
This game only costs 60$
3:00 why is there scp music? Wait oh no
スターリンおじさん大忙しだな
wtf "rdqt oie" suppose to mean?
Sамрlе техт
The title gave me a headache to read
hiter
looks like my kind of game
Didn't knew you watch him
Yayyayayayay
Boris is back
Tbh u should totally put this game on ur channel
@@Arianagrandeandothers he did that 5 years ago
@@pashauzan yeah, but how about
In vr
@@Arianagrandeandothers its our channel
imagine being a spy sent to infiltrate the USSR and you get shot by stalin himself while he's in the middle of a phone call
You'd get caugth by the KGB beforehand
@@isuckatusernames4297 almost like this is a game not entirely based on real life
"You send another man after me, I will send one after you. And I'll only need to send one. "
@@JeffBuilds stalin himself walks into CIA headquarters and shoots the spy that is being trained to spy on him
@@JeffBuilds Isn't that Josef Broz Tito?
17:36
"Hey Stalin you got those nuke codes?"
"Sure, here you go, WAIT A MINUTE"
Underrated comment
Poor guy almost got away with it to.
XD
Poor Western Spy
SCP 173 yet it’s the most liked reply...
I like to imagine most of this is Stalin's imagination. In reality he's just sitting there shooting in random directions, talking into disconnected telephones, drinking vodka straight from the bottle and smoking, all the while ranting at nonexistent cameras with his finger poised over a toy button with frantic opera music in the background.
He's talking into moldy bananas.
...Ah, wait.
Schizophrenic Stalin
Wonder what's the other higher ups are thinking of Stalin at the time
@@possumballs2020 ШУЕ ППШ
@@fulcrum2951 Winston Churchill thought he was a crazy homeless person
Accurate recreation of Stalin during the cold war
Or most of World War Two with Russia
I’m gonna pop in and be a nerd, Stalin died in 1953.
Cold War started a decade and some later.
Accurate example of US education😭👌
Fajita meat with seasoning actually no it started in 1947 that’s debated but I don’t believe it starting in the 60s as we hear about the Cold War going on in the 50s and late 40s
@@nocatschrysler Cold war started before Stalins death.
Phone Person: *talking about inportant politics and state stability and instability*
What's happening on Stalin's end: *Gunshots, Vodka drinking, Fly squishing, and Wilhelm screams*
Sllm Dowii Stlliii
(СЛлм Дови Стллiи)
Al Pudding
Phone Person:Sir,I would like to say that the economy needs a cha-
*Gunshots*
*Wilhelm screams*
Stalin:Yes,what?I couldn't hear you over those filthy capitalist SPIES screaming.
PP:It's nothing,nothing.Goodbye.Have a nice day.
*Phone hangs up*
Stalin:Hello?HELLO?!Blyat,oh well,it didn't really bother me.Now,where was I?
*Stalin spots a spy*
Stalin:AH YES!Back to killing the western dogs.
*Stalin continues to shoot spies*
Fly shooting*
Im waiting for the sequal "Chill out Hitler"
Oh, i would love to see the mass criticism on that game, especially by the Jewish...
Also chill out Churchill. He even has chill in the name xD
@@filipkilibarda8952 "Easy Hitler" then
@@calvinnyala9580 Typical cryptonazi reply
@@PrecisaS Bit-Coin supremacy!
Heil Cryto!
6:19 Reminds me Of the 1960s Spiderman episode where J jonah Jamenson was getting like 20 phones telling him about electro attacking the city
What r u doing here lol
@@rukna3775WASUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP
@@crimzonplays1134 can't upload vids due to electricity fluctuations lol. Electrician will come today and fix it.
“Stalin calling someone”
(Sees spys)
Stalin: DAMMIT!!!!
( instant shooting noises )
Caller: WTF is going on Stalin?!
Stalin: nothing, carry on with the subject!!
Okay. I really hope that you’ll play through the entire game. And my reaction to when I saw this in my sub box was “if this becomes a series then I have only one thing to say: dis gonna be good.”
There are 3 categories of levels in this game, current plan is to do one episode for each for a total of 3 eps
Let's STFU and Play great! Thanks a lot dude! I really hope you’ll be able to continue with all of these awesome vids :3
Was there an Endless Mode in the VR version? A certain Useless NPC (a RUclips user) racked up about 14 minutes in the non-VR version of that, complete with intense lamp-bashing. 😆😆😆
14:43 the song is perfect for this moment i swear.
Just straight chaos
Zach
*flight of the bumblebee lol*
@@realhumanbean7915 *Ididn't know much music 2 years ago ok*
Phone: "So Stalin, about the nukes..."
Stalin: "Hold on i need to shoot this fly first."
I like how expressive he is at times with only his hands
This should be named
Stalin: spies, flies, signing, and shooting
It made me lol
Rooty Tooty Stalin Shooty. :D
You forgot calling
No, it should be called
Stalin: spies, flies, calls, papers, and shooting everything.
@@randomcommenter7900 and smoking of course
14:41 The second STFU turns on the radio, everything goes batshit...
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*RDYAT OIE
@@hleotanhleotan2819 I went to two Russian courses in high school and faux cyrillic infuritates me so much
28:48 laughed so hard he couldn't find da spy so he snacks the lamp in anger
Wild Wolfexe that’s how you fix the light flickers, but yeah the flicker must have put him over the edge XD
And it helped
Best game of Soviet Union comrade.
The legend says that Stalin actually killed 100+ CIA spies sent by America sit in a chair,
Also had taken Poland, and launched Tsar Bomba from his chair.
2:53
Everyones is like
*Why SCP Soundtrack playin*
Stalin’s about to get [DATA EXPUNGED]
[REDACTED]
It's real [REDACTED] hours for Stalin
Even without talking, theres so much character present
Imagine coming in seeing a thousand of dead bodies each with a camera next to them, bullet casings, holes in walls, a flickering lamp, vodka spilled on the floor, infinite ringing and a broken mirror.
That would be a sight.
@@unknowncanadian2115 oh it surely would be
Well, at least we know STFU can handle himself when he eventually takes over the world.
23:26 I LOVE how STFU syncs their movements with the music for the first few seconds!
he protec
he attac
but most importantly
he leave people to starve
English people reading thumbnail: calm down Stalin vr
Russian people reading thumbnail: calm down Stalin v ya
Part one
Rdyat oia
Ti oherel
Ha! At 5:56 they can definitely tell that you're not listening. XD
Allo!xd
this music makes me anxious asf and i hate it
Welcome to stress and Anger,
WHY IS THE LAMP FLICKERING!!!
What's the name I actually like them
That’s why it offers different radio stations
1:08
Stand user:
『STALIN』
Stand name:
『BONEY M』
Stand ability:
Rasputins soul.
Prevents injury or death from poison, bullets, fire, and physical trauma via hand held objects
IS THAT A JOJO RE----
Man, you really are bad at multitasking. Shit's mad funny my dude
Blue Shell idk if this is hate or what XD
It absolutely isn't, I love this mute bastard from the depths of hell to home and back up
Blue Shell Mhm, how do we know you’re telling the truth?
1:03 Me: ._. "wave's back"
This entire thing was like watching a Buster Keaton sketch.
Which is amazing.
Love how every two seconds is either hit the lamp, hit the fly, or hit the spy with a clipboard xD
In "I'm not bluffing!", the United States getting the transition are probably wondering what the hell Stalin is doing randomly shooting things off screen.
President Roosevelt: *"what In the Nine Hells Is Stalin Doing While Negotiating?"*
All we need now is for him to call over due to a stroke
0:30 music is from "The Hunt for Red October"
To stalin:
*WhY dOn'T wE jUsT rElAx Or TuRn On ThE rAdIo?!?!?!?! WoUlD yOu LiKe Am Or FMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM????!!!!?????!!!??!!!???!??*
I love you
@@commanderwilliam3693 thanks
@@commanderwilliam3693 you deserve a subscription for your kindness
Classic line from that episode. PRNDL
This game looks like absolute hell, video was hilarious though
4:50 that Яeacting wheп you fouпd spy :D
I really liked the normal version of this game, so I can't wait to see more of this!
I saw Life of Boris play this and said “I NEED THIS GAME”. Now I only need it more!
only thing that disappoing is when you pick a phone with no call it should beep. Cause that how real phones did.
He will calm down after he witnesses my work, or rather the work I stole!
Maybe u was real Stalin , thats why my country won
When was cordless phone invented?
Google: 1965
Meanwhile in Soviet: 5:40
5:28 stalin listing turkish song...
Я не думал что американец станет Сталином:)
О русский
Да ладно
@@catgod249 Меня задалбливают эти фразы "о РуСсКиЙ". Да, русский! Представь!
@@SiIverBlade могло быть и хуже. Например испанец
@@ryanfrommobile3545 ну в общем, ты прав
*I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!* Someone *ACTUALLY MADE* a VR version of this game.
Unbelievable, indeed. Wish my old workplace lasted long enough to get it, sadly enough.
Caller: we want to build a new nuke and.........
Stalin: **gunfire glass breaking. People screaming** oh yes go on?
Caller: and... a jacuzzi for your office :D pfft toootaly wasn’t going to suggest wine for workers and longer breaks but yes... a jacuzzi!
15:17 holy shit calm down stalin his dead HIS DEAD STOP
Stalin: Stress fuel
Omg it's so hard to be stalin
Could that one dislike be from...
Vladimir Putin...
:0000000000
OMG i'm choking with laughter! you just radiate personality, love it! :D
*accurate shooting with no look mode activated*
решил написать что то русское на привью а получилась хрен знает что. На что он рассчитовал?