3:35 "Yum yum yum in my tum tum tum! Who's ready for WAAAR?!" - The official declaration of WW3 Two years later, and I still haven't stopped laughing like an idiot at that
If you see a comment telling you to Google something or click on a link or anything like that, remember to report it for spam. They're bot accounts trying to give you a virus or flood your email. Mark is just one guy, he can't sort through all the comments to weed the bots out, so it's up to us to report them.
Xzener I've figured out that there are 5 of them. They're doing a coordinated spam which is making it hard for us to get rid of them. Plus every time I refresh the page the spams some back. I don't think it's something we can fix alone.
Blubberkinz agreed, they even got many accounts that likes the spam and purposely comments good thing so that it will get on top comments... we can't do this, youtube need to deal with this personally
this only has 25 likes at the time of this comment. while the spambots have 418 likes with a bunch of "i love you markipoo!" comments in the reply. im sure its the majority of marks younger audience but still youtube needs to do something about this. some videos have nothing but spambots in the top comments for a good scroll or 2 its crazy.
why do the spam bots get so many likes, ARE PEOPLE RETARDED, and then there's people that reply saying,"Thanks, it worked", but they actually are bots as well
In Russia if your hand is rotten, you cut off hand, if arm was rotten, you cut off arm but if your heart is rotten.....then you cut off leg. -Heavy weapons Guy
The Gaming Hoovy I'm pretty sure he said "If hand is rotten, you cut off hand, if arm is rotten, you cut off arm, but if heart is rotten, you cut off leg!"
Please guys, stop posting Spams on Mark's videos. If Mark were to put giveaways, he'd put it in the description and not just in the comments section but if he were to put it in the comments, he would not leave any links that would just lead to your account breach. Before clicking on the links posted by "Markiplier", go to the profile of the one who posted the link and verify if it's him or not but it's usually not. Remember that if you were to click the link, you'd be risking your personal information to someone that may use it for criminal use.
Charles Kelvie Suiza IKR!!! I'm pissed about it how can people be well this stupid? The real mark would have a bubble in his name and a check mark, if it's on another channel it would still have a check mark just not the bubble.
Guys, girls, dogs, cats, and everyone else, we all need to stand together and stop these people that are spamming in Mark's vids. I know it won't do much, but we all need to report every single spam comment to at least try and decrease this crap. Who's with me?
This game is about myth and rumors about beginning of Germany-USSR war. Stalin hold all-scale mobilization and ready number one in Army to the end (cause such order means war). Order was given 18th of June. High-Ranked generals didn't execute the order (because they were traitors). Also, Stalin was dissappear for several days before and after 22th of June. Two solid versions: strong illnes or try of assasination. Game features first one and a little the second version. Also, in the light of the last worldwide policy, Calm it down Ukraine, Calm it down NATO, Calm it down Putin (well, he is calm as death itself), Calm it down USA.
I just spent 10 minutes of my life going through the comment section and reporting bots. I found 26. I don't know what is going on with the comment section all of a sudden, but this needs to stop. We all need to work together to clean the comments, okay? 😊 See a bot, immediately report it for spam. Don't reply, don't like, don't click the link. Just report. Thanks a lot you guys 😁 Have a nice day and happy holidays! ❤️
8:12 - Scared me shitless there for a second! I thought my computer was about to BSOD again. Was that freeze effect added in post or was it part of the raw footage?
Timber Huskeh when the first screen about stamping documents came up I got papers please vibes as well lol. GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY!! (we can thank jackaboy for this one)
I think this is one of the great things about mark during his "hair days" so to speak. you could take everything he said in one of his videos out of context like this one and listen to it as white noise and still enjoy every second of it.
TheThreeNyanBros mark already shown that you can move your arm around, instead, he inexplicably places his hand on top of the button, the thing that musnt be touched
This spam comments are so fucking annoying... Mark can't really do anything, so it is up to RUclips to update their site to get rid of these cancerous bots. :/
It's partially up to the fans to stay diligent and report every single spam bot as soon as they see them!! Just like I did to the spam bot above my comment.
3:33 Markiplyer (Stalin): Yum Yum Yum, in my Tum Tum Tum. 'Reaches over to the button' Who's ready for war? 'Accidentally presses it' Oh shit... UN(Untited Nations): OH SHIT!
Thank you Markiplier for the video. Spite that this is an older video, it pulled me out of my funk that I was stuck in. I regret watching this because of how f@$!#%g funny you are, I hurt my throat trying to stifle my laughter. It's midnight where I am and people are asleep.
"I'm drunk and my finger's on a button that launches A LOT OF NUKES. Anybody wanna mess with me?"
Historical accuracy 8/10
Connel Lovett Dont you mean WAR/10
what was the outro songs name?
Connel Lovett no I dont
That about sums up every Soviet Premier.
seamus Mills I want to know that to
Seeing Stalin's blank expression while his whole arm is frantically smacking a table lamp is making my day
You don't calm down Stalin. Stalin calms down you.
No we all calm down together it’s only fair
@@foughtstatue1023
Its a "in soviet Russia joke" moron xD
ItsFilips And I was making a communist joke. It’s fine though!
@@foughtstatue1023
Oof I just noticed. At the end I guess I'm the moron xD
Stalin says there was no gulag, say nothing or you got to Gulag
"Well we've avoided war, now we can rest in peace."
**Sets vodka bottle down ontop of button**
"Oh s***"
@John Doe rest in peace? LOL
"...OR WAS IT WAR!?!?" Needs to become a meme now.
Yeah, it has to become a meme 😹😹
definitly
To the meme factory!
Is that the pizza guy at my door, "or was it WAR?"
Was Markiplier funny... OR WAS IT WAR?!?
"my heart... or was it WAR?"
oh hey look. its a homestuck
AlexTheYandere Aaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy 👈👈 If you look in the comments enough, you will always find a Homestuck. That is my promise to the world.
Caitlynn Jordan lmao homestucks are everywhere, there's just no escaping
i respect you sir, homestuck to homestuck, i respect you .
Yeah, I just finished constructing my Lil Cal replica. Next, I'll probably do Lil Sebastian, host plush, a squiddle, or a scalemate.
"You wanna push it so badly, you wanna..."
*pushes button*
"GODDAMNIT I WAS RIGHT THERE!"
He.. uh... wanted to push it. And there's no stallin Stalin.
He was Russian to push it :-P
Jesus Christ the dame puns... -facepalms-
I love it😂😂
lol
Miasimon LOL
Where’s the sequel: *Chill Out Churchill?*
Or, “Hush, Hitler”
Haha!
@@DylanSharkVenom Hehe oh gosh, you guys!
Just relax Roosevelt
@ODST Kiro Who's this *John* you speak of, my good sir?
3:35 "Yum yum yum in my tum tum tum! Who's ready for WAAAR?!" - The official declaration of WW3
Two years later, and I still haven't stopped laughing like an idiot at that
Mehh
Oh shit, God dammit
Same and I also die at the "Where'd I put my wallet?" part
That’s legit funny
ww3 is not something to joke about.
mark's shirt says 'save yourself'
how *fitting*
Wow, good noticing skills.
I see you are a man of culture
Joseph Stalin I see your a man of 1991. Oh wait
Bryan Sandoval lol
Hey you know how wine and vodka is more expensive the older it is what would happen if Stalin got a vodka bottle from 1991
If he was alive.
Bryan Sandoval Go to gulag now
You spelt my name wrong
Stalin had a very light and high voice, unlike what you'd expect (I'm serious, look it up)
Ok, one sec
daan mollema yeah you expect it to be deep then it’s a high pitched voice
I always expected his voice to be very deep, mainly because of his looks alone
I’m imagining Stalin, fearsome leader of the USSR, sounding like an anime girl. I don’t regret this
@@julianfan5794 Stalin was secretly an anime girl confirmed
There needs to be an animation for this. It would be so funny.
Yes! With Mark in military clothes like Stalin's and a pink mustache!
+Christina St. that would be hilarious
StephDoesStuff oh god... With warfstache!
yaas
on it XD
3:35
"Yum yum yum in my tum tum tum,who's ready for war?"
*starts a nuclear armageddon immediatley*
If you see a comment telling you to Google something or click on a link or anything like that, remember to report it for spam. They're bot accounts trying to give you a virus or flood your email.
Mark is just one guy, he can't sort through all the comments to weed the bots out, so it's up to us to report them.
Xzener I've figured out that there are 5 of them. They're doing a coordinated spam which is making it hard for us to get rid of them. Plus every time I refresh the page the spams some back. I don't think it's something we can fix alone.
Actually nvm there's way more than 5..... X(
Blubberkinz agreed, they even got many accounts that likes the spam and purposely comments good thing so that it will get on top comments... we can't do this, youtube need to deal with this personally
this only has 25 likes at the time of this comment. while the spambots have 418 likes with a bunch of "i love you markipoo!" comments in the reply. im sure its the majority of marks younger audience but still youtube needs to do something about this. some videos have nothing but spambots in the top comments for a good scroll or 2 its crazy.
Xzener there are even people putting spam in the DONT click on spam comments, fml
Cant wait for the sequel Dont Panic Hitler
Emboar ThePizzaRoll And then Don't Get Hung Mussolini.
@@martalover17 and then Banzai Time Yamato
*_Don't Get Hung Saddam_*
Don't let Roosevelt roll away
Or Don't' Vape, Ivan.
Mark as Secretary of state:
"WHY DID IT PRESS DOWN?... I didn't do that."
"I was going up! I didn't want to do that"
that feeling when you get the quote wrong, but close enough
Ramirez Sanjuan fuck you
Whoo, just got a rumbly in my tummy-
*OR WAS IT WAR?!!*
I laughed so hard I nearly pissed myself
"Yum yum yum in my tum tum tum, who's ready for warrr-*accidentally pushes button*"
Mark I'm gonna need a set of lungs if this keeps up
LunarServant another brony that's 22 this week hurray my lucky number
"O-oh! Where'd I put my wallet?"
3:35 "Yum yum yum in my tum tum tum, who's ready for war?" ~ *Last words of Stalin before declaring war on the U.S. and beginning WW3*
What's with all of these bots in the comments? Guys, if the channel name doesn't have a bubble around it then it's not him.
Tatiana Grace I know right? I have been reporting them left and right
why do the spam bots get so many likes, ARE PEOPLE RETARDED, and then there's people that reply saying,"Thanks, it worked", but they actually are bots as well
Tatiana Grace they don't get it. Soooooo many people just don't get it! 😒
Tatiana Grace please help me report them I've reported every single one I've seen
+silver_shooter
Those likes are probably by those bots
"YUM YUM YUM IN MY TUM TUM TUM! WHOSE READY FOR WAAAAAAAR????"
Markiplier for President 2020!
Nano Corp can't be worse than what we got now
True that...
Very true
I'm an Aussie and even I think that
SuperHothead14 can't be worse than what we COULD have gotten, it's been proven we can have worse, ever heard of Obama.
Glory to Arztotzka.
GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY ARZTOTZKA PROUD
Chlor jack reference
Chlor arztotzka is greatest country
Chlor GLORY GREATEST!!
Glory Russian Empier!
"Who knew being head of state was so important" *slaps shit out of lamp*
My birthday is December 18. Same as Stalin.
My Sister's birthday is April 20. Same as Hitler.
Well...
The columbine shooting was April 20th, there is something you probably didn't know
Quick, run for President!
Johnhan Ohhhhh how unfortunate.
Slayer released their Album "God Hates Us All" on September 11th, 2001. Something you probably didn't know.
Well then........
Mark, after you left office, the Soviet Union immediately collapsed!
What about boris
Yes, western spies took over
It was bound to happen with such a terrible economic system
I've counted at least 17 scams now. Someone needs to stop these.
ikr. I reported them xd
I can't think of A name. Scroll down there's a huge cluster of the fuckers a bit lower
I've reported every single one I have seen, and that number is pretty high. Someone needs to do something about this.
Lizzy kinnunen if only there was a big corporation that ran RUclips that could get off their asses and do something about it
I delete the idiots then refresh the page. I've been doing this for about an hour...
Robber 1: Stop Stalin and start Putin the money in the bag!
Robber 2: Well if you weren't Russian me I would get it done quicker!
Wow
A man once said Puns are the lowest form of comedy.
This man was wrong
I love you
I sincerely love and hate you
I could not have done it better myself just wow.
Oh i had a rumbly in my tummy OR WAS IT WAR??
oh my heart, OR WAS IT WARRRR
*IT WAS WAR*
Madi Goodwin
No, it was in...
*OUR TUMMY*
It was probably that can in your eye
Hm. maybe i should like the video.
OR WAS IT WAR?
Khalm LmAoO
Khalm has it was war, so war
You could say that he's... Stalin the war.
Get out. That was my line.
kek
Dammit, I was going to make a similar joke!
I mean, it's better than Russian the war...
Shanemagi omg the puns are real
4:10
Why is it that I can easily see Stalin smacking around a lamp with one hand and holding the other over the nuke button?
Mark isn't making any other fnaf sl custom night videos. let's motivate
him with a controlled shock.
TurtlesDoGaming AJ yesss!
TurtlesDoGaming AJ he is dedicating a whole day to it and he is busy so just be patient!!
TurtlesDoGaming AJ ha
TurtlesDoGaming AJ He can't upload a video until he wins
CHANGE
War...war never changes
Or maybe it does?....... No.
Yes.
Mongilode Solid Snake: "War... has changed."
*cough* Jacksepticeye *cough*
fallout
Perfect day to post this because today is stalins birthday
Or was it war
+Bakura98 Are You Serious About Your Comment
+Jaxon Short OR WAS IT WAR?!
Jaxon Short
Yeah
+Bakura98 OR WAS IT- I'll Stop.
In Russia if your hand is rotten, you cut off hand, if arm was rotten, you cut off arm but if your heart is rotten.....then you cut off leg.
-Heavy weapons Guy
Wow that is a great quote or law! Though I am happy I don't live in Russia!
me too
Wait isnt that my favorite song?🤔
The Gaming Hoovy
I'm pretty sure he said "If hand is rotten, you cut off hand, if arm is rotten, you cut off arm, but if heart is rotten, you cut off leg!"
same thing
Please guys, stop posting Spams on Mark's videos. If Mark were to put giveaways, he'd put it in the description and not just in the comments section but if he were to put it in the comments, he would not leave any links that would just lead to your account breach. Before clicking on the links posted by "Markiplier", go to the profile of the one who posted the link and verify if it's him or not but it's usually not. Remember that if you were to click the link, you'd be risking your personal information to someone that may use it for criminal use.
Charles Kelvie Suiza Hell, you don't even have to look at their channel. If it was Mark, than the name would be in a bubble.
Charles Kelvie Suiza Thanks!
Charles Kelvie Suiza IKR!!! I'm pissed about it how can people be well this stupid? The real mark would have a bubble in his name and a check mark, if it's on another channel it would still have a check mark just not the bubble.
Charles Kelvie Suiza I've spent over an hour deleting hundreds of spam bots. I don't know what to do, they just keep coming back...
Charles Kelvie Suiza ok I sent the RUclips creators some feedback. Hopefully they do something about it.
3:35 yum yum yum in my tum tum tum who's ready for war XD
**accidentally presses the button**
This, is the beginning...of Warplier!!!!
Or Warstache!
The name of this outro is "Dance of the Knights"- by Sergie Prokofiev.
Thanks, I was looking through the comments for this
Link it bro :D
I'm supposed to be Stalin, but this one button keeps kicking my ass.
N Jackson is it thebutton27?
Fernanda Huscher It is a game of war commercial where TheLegend27 kicks people's asses.
Am I supposed to understand this joke? this has been all around the comment sections of the videos I watch
is it the deadmeme27?
they say the button27 was created by TheLegend27 to piss people off.
guess you could say he was STALIN for time
I was waiting for that pun, thank you XD
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Pokemonarceus Then the president came in and he was Putin ya in your place.
I can't stalined yall
What about me and time?
welp its my birthday today, but according to these comments it's also stalin's birthday, lovely
Serene Wood happy birthday :-)
thanks :3
Happy BDay!
Serene Wood happy bday bro
Well my birthday was when America declared war on Japan
"Why did it drift down?!"
Gravity, Mark. So sorry it inconveniences you.
Guys, girls, dogs, cats, and everyone else, we all need to stand together and stop these people that are spamming in Mark's vids. I know it won't do much, but we all need to report every single spam comment to at least try and decrease this crap. Who's with me?
I stand with you, my friend. Let's take these spammers and their "FREE CHRISTMAS GIFTCARDS" and kick them off RUclips for good!
TardisArmyMax , I almost reported you accidentally. Luckily I read the entirety of your comment! Sorry about that! Merry Christmas!
SCP Gaming you forgot geckos
Miles Garner Yeah, I figured that might happen. Maybe if I take away the spaces between the letters it will seem a bit less misleading.
I stand proud with you for we are AT WAR!
“Who knew being head of state was so important”
Stalin wasn’t head of state. He was premier and general secretary of the communist party.
Song st the end?
I just imagine Stalin doing this and then flailing his arm like a madman at a lamp
7:46 when you cant get your drink,and your friends yelling at you while playing a shooter.
Ha!
"Ooh a Markiplier video"
*sees defeater of fascism*
0_0
*gets vodka*
"MOTHER RUSSIA STRONK STALIN PROUD!"
Lol he barley defeated germany and it wasnt him who even started the war
ShadowHunter Russian bias confirmed
ShadowHunter Not really
Hitlers army got completely destroyed which made it lose the war.
+Raistlyn V I like this guy :D
ShadowHunter lol
"Yum yum yum in my tum tum tum who's ready for war?!" *accidentally presses the button for the nukes* "Oh shit" 3:34
Seems like Stalin was great at stalin the nuclear war
Grease Fire Badum cheee!
Grease Fire Let's not Russia thing out.
Mat0s - 316 really. thats so cheesy I can smell it
Grease Fire Mark was really Russian to get it going though
I fuckin love your profile picture. Smashing Pumpkins rule!
Stalin is broadcasting to the world: "I declare that Russia is FIX THAT FUCKING LAMP OR I WILL KILL YOU!! OK. What was I saying?"
so this was what the cold war was like...
It was like that at least till Stalin died and Gorbachev was leader, he was more "OR WAS IT PEACE!"
Yeah, pretty much ...
Same
Mavu-in Kirugoa. Actually, Stalin was during WW2. Khrushchev and Brezhnev were during Cold War
Mr. Наркот
Stalin lived 'till 1953 if I remember correctly, which is 8 years after the end of World War 2.
I didn't know this was a worfstache dictator simulator.
7:50 when all my friends complain about one another will I'm trying to have an anti stress day
NO
Maybe.
I’m seeing triple.
Yes
Calm down there, Stalin
НЕТ!!!
This game is about myth and rumors about beginning of Germany-USSR war. Stalin hold all-scale mobilization and ready number one in Army to the end (cause such order means war). Order was given 18th of June. High-Ranked generals didn't execute the order (because they were traitors). Also, Stalin was dissappear for several days before and after 22th of June. Two solid versions: strong illnes or try of assasination. Game features first one and a little the second version.
Also, in the light of the last worldwide policy, Calm it down Ukraine, Calm it down NATO, Calm it down Putin (well, he is calm as death itself), Calm it down USA.
Twenty secoth, that's how it's spelled... definitely not twenty second! NOPE!!
Oobaneko calm down RUclips
3:48 let's go to war XD
xD you look like Pewdiepie
i hate you
Best watch out for TheLegend27
ChooMcoo Some say Thelegend27 was born from fire.
Some say TheLegend27 is bad at card games
8:12
Did trump take over the world? Did he nuke Marks house because he was being to loud? OH MARK!
nooooooooooooo >.
go to gulag
Ok dad
No you!
Why my successor how is my Soviet Union going hope u didn’t die of a stroke hahahaha
You go to gulag for spelling my name wrong
@Joseph Stalin Mark is crazy
I lost it every time he smacks the lamp lol!
Oivatank same😂😂😂
Oivatank same!!!
SAME! XXXDDD
Oivatank same dude same lol
Oivatank same XD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
Joseph Stalin happy birthday
Joseph Stalin Happy Birthday to you,communist.
Happy birthday
Happy Birthday to you comrade, you are a strong leader for the motherland.
Joseph Stalin happy birthday to Joseph happy birthday to you
I just spent 10 minutes of my life going through the comment section and reporting bots. I found 26. I don't know what is going on with the comment section all of a sudden, but this needs to stop. We all need to work together to clean the comments, okay? 😊 See a bot, immediately report it for spam. Don't reply, don't like, don't click the link. Just report. Thanks a lot you guys 😁 Have a nice day and happy holidays! ❤️
Lara De Pauw I'm at it, chief
Mariya Reava 👍😊
But what if this message was a bot... trying to get rid of other bots...
Lara De Pauw yes mam
Merdych Torres REPORTED!
2:43 “Hello this is yosif. My what has been stolen?
Uh huh I see. No I’m not smoking”
Lord Gamer
Love that Life of Boris reference XD
I love that reference 😂👌
Comment section
10% bot spam
90% comments about reporting spam bots
Jess Fox lol
Jess Fox right
I know, right? Reporting them means nothing if people just fill up the comments by complaining about them...
The way he flails at the lamp is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while x3
I'm drowning in all these scammers.
**Desperately tries to report them all**
Lesson of the day...
markiplier makes a great stalin!
That should stay Marks outro... I like it
OverTheTop Jake lol I want to know as well
8:12 - Scared me shitless there for a second! I thought my computer was about to BSOD again.
Was that freeze effect added in post or was it part of the raw footage?
Andrew Sarley, it was probably part of raw footage considering that marks recordings often crash.
His gameplay crashed before, but I've never seen this happen...
Andrew Sarley Actually it was part of the video, edited in
Andrew Sarley a
lol does anyone know the song at the end of the video
GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY
GLORY TO ARTZTOZKA (sorry for misspelling.)!!!
Timber Huskeh when the first screen about stamping documents came up I got papers please vibes as well lol. GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY!! (we can thank jackaboy for this one)
Timber Huskeh
Is Mark gonna attack Arstotska?
And will Jack fire back?
omg this sounds like the weirdest Septiplier fanfic ever.... XD
FOR THE MOTHER LAND
Timber Huskeh YAS
I think this is one of the great things about mark during his "hair days" so to speak.
you could take everything he said in one of his videos out of context like this one and listen to it as white noise and still enjoy every second of it.
Mark play "Papers, Please." Papers, Please is an awesome game that I'm sure a lot of people want to see you play!
KiritoDarkRepulser Lucinator he's played it.
Jesse Schaab No he hasn't. Jack and Wade played it but he didn't yet. I hope he does tho.
KiritoDarkRepulser Lucinator Search "Papers, please Markiplier" Im sure youll find it.
Zero the Human i did it didnt pop up
KiritoDarkRepulser Lucinator Oh.
Ugh, I've been reporting bots all day...*OR WAS IT WAR?!?!?!?!?*
8:12 I seriously thought something was wrong with my phone.
At the end we got to see how big mark's computer exploded after he pushed the button to order an attack on his cooling fan
Wanna hear a joke?
So do I
fire2090 Nice one! Agreed.
fire2090 Your mother. there is a joke
I'm supposed to be telling a good joke, but this one commenter keeps stealing my jokes
fire2090 well
Ooh, I've got a joke... My life.
oh dont do it
*mark presses the button anyways*
oh my god
Game's goal is not to touch the button
*Mark's always near the edge of the button*
pjsas The core mechanic of the game means he has to do that. Not sure what you're on about.
TheThreeNyanBros mark already shown that you can move your arm around, instead, he inexplicably places his hand on top of the button, the thing that musnt be touched
The effect on the clock is much greater the closer the finger is to the button.
This spam comments are so fucking annoying... Mark can't really do anything, so it is up to RUclips to update their site to get rid of these cancerous bots. :/
Untapped Happiness if you see any report it and it goes away immediately
yeah but a few seconds later 30 more pop up
It's partially up to the fans to stay diligent and report every single spam bot as soon as they see them!! Just like I did to the spam bot above my comment.
ohohhohhhooohh hahahaaah, the irony! Sorry, that was too perfect. XD I did report him though.
Untapped Happiness ikr once I saw a bot on one of pewdiepies videos and the bot was named pewdeipie... notice the difference?
3:33
Markiplyer (Stalin): Yum Yum Yum, in my Tum Tum Tum. 'Reaches over to the button' Who's ready for war? 'Accidentally presses it' Oh shit...
UN(Untited Nations): OH SHIT!
War
War never changes
Or does it?......... no
Yes
No
Or did it?
what was the outro songs name?
I keep trying to -start a war- but this one player is kicking my ass
I'm trying to write a comment but this one joke is old and annoying
Kill that meme already
XxEasySqueezyxX no old at all
The Unknow Greek old enough for it to not be funny
Was it the legend27?
Rumor has it that Stalin killed his own guard if they entered his room to check on him
Gone downhill yeah he was paranoid told no one to come in
Avery Parker I read in an article that he had some type of brain illness
Cubs Fan 4 Life is it WAR?!?
Deadlypon3 No a degenerative brain condition
Gone downhill Stupid american rumors,nothing else
6:48: "Why Markimoo, what a big mouth you've got"
Markiplier: "All the better to WAAAAAAARRRRR!"
why the fuck is this so funny?! the way the lamp got slapped... I just can't anymore
Anyone else thought their computer froze at 8:11?
Yea, my computer does it a lot so I got scared for my life.
YESS
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Vodka.....or....WAS IT WAR?!?!?! *IT WAS WAAAARRR!!!!!*
oh god.....I'm just as stupid as Markiplier now. Laughing at my own jokes. *NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!*
The loading screens make sense when you understand what happened in Stalin’s USSR.
Nobody:
Stalinplier: OR WAS IT WAR
I thought the game was called "Calm down, Satan"
Boopy Doopy Same though
Boopy Doopy i mean they are pretty much the same tho
Boopy Doopy that should be the next game they put out
in b4 someone makes a mod that replaces Stalin with the devil
"BABY NEEDS HIS BOTTLE-" (ring ring) *_"SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUP"_*
Thank you Markiplier for the video. Spite that this is an older video, it pulled me out of my funk that I was stuck in. I regret watching this because of how f@$!#%g funny you are, I hurt my throat trying to stifle my laughter. It's midnight where I am and people are asleep.
I like it when mark is STALIN for war
I like making puns for some reason
I think you are stopping the bots. I didn't see any from the top comments. Yey
We are* oops
Fiery MC mark has made a very simple concept of using new words to signify it's him. Simple, but very effective
Anxiety warning on the end when his recording is corrupted!
Its like hes having flash backs to Vietnam. "oh yeah im great. how are you? you want a dri- WAAAAAAAR" XD
Theres a link for the happy outro and horror outro songs but what was the Glorious Russian outro?
Lordomi Would love to know too
It's called From Russia With Love - Huma Huma
Lolbit THANK YOU SO MUCH
Your Mother All good bro. It took be forever to find it, so I go around helping people who don't know it. :3
you da real mvp
Can't wait for the inevitable sequel: Calm Down Putin
Ohhh gaaaddd. This aged well.
I literally spent the entire bloody video reporting idiots who post links. It's just a shame to see what the internet/RUclips has become.
Or you could just ignore them and pay attention to the video.
Mr. SpazBubble on the latest video Mark(the true one I swear) told us to report any bots that tried to be him ;)
Lulux c: - What video? Please :3
This vid came out 4 years ago and I’m just now getting this on my feed....not disappointed