ABSOLUTELY NO CHILL!! | Calm Down Stalin

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @connellovett849
    @connellovett849 7 лет назад +2716

    "I'm drunk and my finger's on a button that launches A LOT OF NUKES. Anybody wanna mess with me?"
    Historical accuracy 8/10

  • @andrewbrittain8098
    @andrewbrittain8098 5 лет назад +240

    Seeing Stalin's blank expression while his whole arm is frantically smacking a table lamp is making my day

  • @cast1e_survival
    @cast1e_survival 6 лет назад +1268

    You don't calm down Stalin. Stalin calms down you.

    • @foughtstatue1023
      @foughtstatue1023 5 лет назад +21

      No we all calm down together it’s only fair

    • @macedoniaball1719
      @macedoniaball1719 5 лет назад +13

      @@foughtstatue1023
      Its a "in soviet Russia joke" moron xD

    • @foughtstatue1023
      @foughtstatue1023 5 лет назад +15

      ItsFilips And I was making a communist joke. It’s fine though!

    • @macedoniaball1719
      @macedoniaball1719 5 лет назад +4

      @@foughtstatue1023
      Oof I just noticed. At the end I guess I'm the moron xD

    • @galacticpeshong1223
      @galacticpeshong1223 5 лет назад +6

      Stalin says there was no gulag, say nothing or you got to Gulag

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 6 лет назад +324

    "Well we've avoided war, now we can rest in peace."
    **Sets vodka bottle down ontop of button**
    "Oh s***"

  • @TheAtemAndrew
    @TheAtemAndrew 8 лет назад +854

    "...OR WAS IT WAR!?!?" Needs to become a meme now.

  • @sofia7316
    @sofia7316 8 лет назад +2410

    "my heart... or was it WAR?"

    • @coughingsounds3634
      @coughingsounds3634 8 лет назад +23

      oh hey look. its a homestuck

    • @Ace_Greymoore
      @Ace_Greymoore 8 лет назад +20

      AlexTheYandere Aaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy 👈👈 If you look in the comments enough, you will always find a Homestuck. That is my promise to the world.

    • @sofia7316
      @sofia7316 8 лет назад +7

      Caitlynn Jordan lmao homestucks are everywhere, there's just no escaping

    • @daltonbruce2053
      @daltonbruce2053 8 лет назад +7

      i respect you sir, homestuck to homestuck, i respect you .

    • @masonhhoffman
      @masonhhoffman 8 лет назад +1

      Yeah, I just finished constructing my Lil Cal replica. Next, I'll probably do Lil Sebastian, host plush, a squiddle, or a scalemate.

  • @-Miasimon
    @-Miasimon 8 лет назад +382

    "You wanna push it so badly, you wanna..."
    *pushes button*
    "GODDAMNIT I WAS RIGHT THERE!"
    He.. uh... wanted to push it. And there's no stallin Stalin.

  • @oneotuvalev9297
    @oneotuvalev9297 5 лет назад +444

    Where’s the sequel: *Chill Out Churchill?*

  • @austinelder4532
    @austinelder4532 6 лет назад +412

    3:35 "Yum yum yum in my tum tum tum! Who's ready for WAAAR?!" - The official declaration of WW3
    Two years later, and I still haven't stopped laughing like an idiot at that

  • @diana__s
    @diana__s 8 лет назад +284

    mark's shirt says 'save yourself'
    how *fitting*

  • @josephstalin7135
    @josephstalin7135 6 лет назад +4356

    I see you are a man of culture

    • @bryansandoval3162
      @bryansandoval3162 6 лет назад +159

      Joseph Stalin I see your a man of 1991. Oh wait

    • @drownyy
      @drownyy 6 лет назад +43

      Bryan Sandoval lol

    • @funkkyno8058
      @funkkyno8058 6 лет назад +73

      Hey you know how wine and vodka is more expensive the older it is what would happen if Stalin got a vodka bottle from 1991
      If he was alive.

    • @nuclearninjagaming8729
      @nuclearninjagaming8729 6 лет назад +32

      Bryan Sandoval Go to gulag now

    • @lehodge7044
      @lehodge7044 6 лет назад +25

      You spelt my name wrong

  • @daanmollema6366
    @daanmollema6366 7 лет назад +672

    Stalin had a very light and high voice, unlike what you'd expect (I'm serious, look it up)

    • @QuinnGuitar.
      @QuinnGuitar. 5 лет назад +11

      Ok, one sec

    • @BossKnight
      @BossKnight 5 лет назад +16

      daan mollema yeah you expect it to be deep then it’s a high pitched voice

    • @creepyguy9082
      @creepyguy9082 5 лет назад +18

      I always expected his voice to be very deep, mainly because of his looks alone

    • @julianfan5794
      @julianfan5794 5 лет назад +64

      I’m imagining Stalin, fearsome leader of the USSR, sounding like an anime girl. I don’t regret this

    • @jackofalltrades6129
      @jackofalltrades6129 5 лет назад +28

      @@julianfan5794 Stalin was secretly an anime girl confirmed

  • @stevieisinband5340
    @stevieisinband5340 8 лет назад +624

    There needs to be an animation for this. It would be so funny.

  • @Raff2992
    @Raff2992 5 лет назад +103

    3:35
    "Yum yum yum in my tum tum tum,who's ready for war?"
    *starts a nuclear armageddon immediatley*

  • @Nyctosuba
    @Nyctosuba 8 лет назад +485

    If you see a comment telling you to Google something or click on a link or anything like that, remember to report it for spam. They're bot accounts trying to give you a virus or flood your email.
    Mark is just one guy, he can't sort through all the comments to weed the bots out, so it's up to us to report them.

    • @Blubberkinz
      @Blubberkinz 8 лет назад +2

      Xzener I've figured out that there are 5 of them. They're doing a coordinated spam which is making it hard for us to get rid of them. Plus every time I refresh the page the spams some back. I don't think it's something we can fix alone.

    • @Blubberkinz
      @Blubberkinz 8 лет назад

      Actually nvm there's way more than 5..... X(

    • @fahmikhairullah5501
      @fahmikhairullah5501 8 лет назад +3

      Blubberkinz agreed, they even got many accounts that likes the spam and purposely comments good thing so that it will get on top comments... we can't do this, youtube need to deal with this personally

    • @CrazyDudeRecords
      @CrazyDudeRecords 8 лет назад +3

      this only has 25 likes at the time of this comment. while the spambots have 418 likes with a bunch of "i love you markipoo!" comments in the reply. im sure its the majority of marks younger audience but still youtube needs to do something about this. some videos have nothing but spambots in the top comments for a good scroll or 2 its crazy.

    • @xxtheginganinjaxx3163
      @xxtheginganinjaxx3163 8 лет назад +1

      Xzener there are even people putting spam in the DONT click on spam comments, fml

  • @MrMisfortune
    @MrMisfortune 6 лет назад +956

    Cant wait for the sequel Dont Panic Hitler

    • @martalover17
      @martalover17 6 лет назад +94

      Emboar ThePizzaRoll And then Don't Get Hung Mussolini.

    • @koober7909
      @koober7909 5 лет назад +63

      @@martalover17 and then Banzai Time Yamato

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg 5 лет назад +41

      *_Don't Get Hung Saddam_*

    • @chiangkaishrek5123
      @chiangkaishrek5123 5 лет назад +40

      Don't let Roosevelt roll away

    • @Anino_Makata
      @Anino_Makata 5 лет назад +28

      Or Don't' Vape, Ivan.

  • @ScarfeeEdits
    @ScarfeeEdits 8 лет назад +275

    Mark as Secretary of state:
    "WHY DID IT PRESS DOWN?... I didn't do that."

    • @ScarfeeEdits
      @ScarfeeEdits 8 лет назад +23

      "I was going up! I didn't want to do that"

    • @GentleWruzzPuppet
      @GentleWruzzPuppet 8 лет назад +1

      that feeling when you get the quote wrong, but close enough

    • @stevehd2542
      @stevehd2542 8 лет назад

      Ramirez Sanjuan fuck you

  • @veronicagary7405
    @veronicagary7405 8 лет назад +290

    Whoo, just got a rumbly in my tummy-
    *OR WAS IT WAR?!!*
    I laughed so hard I nearly pissed myself

  • @lunarservant6781
    @lunarservant6781 8 лет назад +113

    "Yum yum yum in my tum tum tum, who's ready for warrr-*accidentally pushes button*"
    Mark I'm gonna need a set of lungs if this keeps up

    • @Demicleas
      @Demicleas 7 лет назад

      LunarServant another brony that's 22 this week hurray my lucky number

    • @snowyicicle1335
      @snowyicicle1335 7 лет назад +3

      "O-oh! Where'd I put my wallet?"

  • @BardFromEntry
    @BardFromEntry 5 лет назад +124

    3:35 "Yum yum yum in my tum tum tum, who's ready for war?" ~ *Last words of Stalin before declaring war on the U.S. and beginning WW3*

  • @tatianagrace7873
    @tatianagrace7873 8 лет назад +644

    What's with all of these bots in the comments? Guys, if the channel name doesn't have a bubble around it then it's not him.

    • @brinnyboovbgpcip-s5253
      @brinnyboovbgpcip-s5253 8 лет назад +20

      Tatiana Grace I know right? I have been reporting them left and right

    • @zunozi7825
      @zunozi7825 8 лет назад +11

      why do the spam bots get so many likes, ARE PEOPLE RETARDED, and then there's people that reply saying,"Thanks, it worked", but they actually are bots as well

    • @jaimespencer330
      @jaimespencer330 8 лет назад +8

      Tatiana Grace they don't get it. Soooooo many people just don't get it! 😒

    • @CyInept
      @CyInept 8 лет назад +5

      Tatiana Grace please help me report them I've reported every single one I've seen

    • @newon2014
      @newon2014 8 лет назад +5

      +silver_shooter
      Those likes are probably by those bots

  • @nanocorp4981
    @nanocorp4981 8 лет назад +255

    "YUM YUM YUM IN MY TUM TUM TUM! WHOSE READY FOR WAAAAAAAR????"
    Markiplier for President 2020!

    • @SuperHothead14
      @SuperHothead14 7 лет назад +12

      Nano Corp can't be worse than what we got now

    • @AnimeboyIanpower
      @AnimeboyIanpower 6 лет назад +5

      True that...

    • @lasthourofmay2153
      @lasthourofmay2153 6 лет назад +1

      Very true

    • @lasthourofmay2153
      @lasthourofmay2153 6 лет назад +1

      I'm an Aussie and even I think that

    • @connorstaggs1691
      @connorstaggs1691 6 лет назад +1

      SuperHothead14 can't be worse than what we COULD have gotten, it's been proven we can have worse, ever heard of Obama.

  • @chloraloner7
    @chloraloner7 8 лет назад +410

    Glory to Arztotzka.

  • @harveyquinn3535
    @harveyquinn3535 6 лет назад +56

    "Who knew being head of state was so important" *slaps shit out of lamp*

  • @ThisFace
    @ThisFace 8 лет назад +969

    My birthday is December 18. Same as Stalin.
    My Sister's birthday is April 20. Same as Hitler.
    Well...

    • @thegamer-lz6uv
      @thegamer-lz6uv 7 лет назад +62

      The columbine shooting was April 20th, there is something you probably didn't know

    • @heyheyitsjae2475
      @heyheyitsjae2475 7 лет назад +54

      Quick, run for President!

    • @johnnorris5675
      @johnnorris5675 7 лет назад +13

      Johnhan Ohhhhh how unfortunate.

    • @VoVilliaCorp
      @VoVilliaCorp 7 лет назад +38

      Slayer released their Album "God Hates Us All" on September 11th, 2001. Something you probably didn't know.

    • @sonicsucks2961
      @sonicsucks2961 7 лет назад +4

      Well then........

  • @nopefactory1807
    @nopefactory1807 8 лет назад +356

    Mark, after you left office, the Soviet Union immediately collapsed!

  • @icantthinkofaname.2481
    @icantthinkofaname.2481 8 лет назад +769

    I've counted at least 17 scams now. Someone needs to stop these.

    • @malinlutin
      @malinlutin 8 лет назад +8

      ikr. I reported them xd

    • @EasySqueezy1
      @EasySqueezy1 8 лет назад +1

      I can't think of A name. Scroll down there's a huge cluster of the fuckers a bit lower

    • @lizzykinnunen4068
      @lizzykinnunen4068 8 лет назад +7

      I've reported every single one I have seen, and that number is pretty high. Someone needs to do something about this.

    • @EasySqueezy1
      @EasySqueezy1 8 лет назад +17

      Lizzy kinnunen if only there was a big corporation that ran RUclips that could get off their asses and do something about it

    • @Blubberkinz
      @Blubberkinz 8 лет назад +6

      I delete the idiots then refresh the page. I've been doing this for about an hour...

  • @Vashy_Slashy
    @Vashy_Slashy 5 лет назад +190

    Robber 1: Stop Stalin and start Putin the money in the bag!
    Robber 2: Well if you weren't Russian me I would get it done quicker!

  • @madigoodwin9618
    @madigoodwin9618 8 лет назад +329

    Oh i had a rumbly in my tummy OR WAS IT WAR??

  • @thevanillatoast
    @thevanillatoast 8 лет назад +377

    Hm. maybe i should like the video.
    OR WAS IT WAR?

  • @honkthegoose3543
    @honkthegoose3543 8 лет назад +155

    You could say that he's... Stalin the war.

    • @generalmars3855
      @generalmars3855 8 лет назад +21

      Get out. That was my line.

    • @SirIsaacNooton
      @SirIsaacNooton 8 лет назад +1

      kek

    • @starspawn507
      @starspawn507 8 лет назад

      Dammit, I was going to make a similar joke!

    • @Shanemagi
      @Shanemagi 8 лет назад +8

      I mean, it's better than Russian the war...

    • @toastdog214
      @toastdog214 8 лет назад +1

      Shanemagi omg the puns are real

  • @prestonjones1653
    @prestonjones1653 5 лет назад +27

    4:10
    Why is it that I can easily see Stalin smacking around a lamp with one hand and holding the other over the nuke button?

  • @poggieauggie529
    @poggieauggie529 8 лет назад +947

    Mark isn't making any other fnaf sl custom night videos. let's motivate
    him with a controlled shock.

    • @creepychick2199
      @creepychick2199 8 лет назад +1

      TurtlesDoGaming AJ yesss!

    • @ricekrispy1160
      @ricekrispy1160 8 лет назад +12

      TurtlesDoGaming AJ he is dedicating a whole day to it and he is busy so just be patient!!

    • @hashimali4257
      @hashimali4257 8 лет назад

      TurtlesDoGaming AJ ha

    • @TheSourestOfKrouts
      @TheSourestOfKrouts 8 лет назад +1

      TurtlesDoGaming AJ He can't upload a video until he wins

    • @yoshiyoshi8382
      @yoshiyoshi8382 8 лет назад +17

      CHANGE

  • @Dumpy007
    @Dumpy007 8 лет назад +749

    War...war never changes

  • @Psychedlia98
    @Psychedlia98 8 лет назад +232

    Perfect day to post this because today is stalins birthday

  • @jimmy_stath1656
    @jimmy_stath1656 6 лет назад +254

    In Russia if your hand is rotten, you cut off hand, if arm was rotten, you cut off arm but if your heart is rotten.....then you cut off leg.
    -Heavy weapons Guy

    • @MegaGermanShepherds
      @MegaGermanShepherds 6 лет назад +7

      Wow that is a great quote or law! Though I am happy I don't live in Russia!

    • @jimmy_stath1656
      @jimmy_stath1656 6 лет назад +3

      me too

    • @anuigilp6228
      @anuigilp6228 6 лет назад +2

      Wait isnt that my favorite song?🤔

    • @artificialintelligence8328
      @artificialintelligence8328 6 лет назад +6

      The Gaming Hoovy
      I'm pretty sure he said "If hand is rotten, you cut off hand, if arm is rotten, you cut off arm, but if heart is rotten, you cut off leg!"

    • @jimmy_stath1656
      @jimmy_stath1656 6 лет назад +1

      same thing

  • @MiniMC546
    @MiniMC546 8 лет назад +722

    Please guys, stop posting Spams on Mark's videos. If Mark were to put giveaways, he'd put it in the description and not just in the comments section but if he were to put it in the comments, he would not leave any links that would just lead to your account breach. Before clicking on the links posted by "Markiplier", go to the profile of the one who posted the link and verify if it's him or not but it's usually not. Remember that if you were to click the link, you'd be risking your personal information to someone that may use it for criminal use.

    • @group114productions2
      @group114productions2 8 лет назад +21

      Charles Kelvie Suiza Hell, you don't even have to look at their channel. If it was Mark, than the name would be in a bubble.

    • @mblaise02-50
      @mblaise02-50 8 лет назад

      Charles Kelvie Suiza Thanks!

    • @bennydiep4598
      @bennydiep4598 8 лет назад +7

      Charles Kelvie Suiza IKR!!! I'm pissed about it how can people be well this stupid? The real mark would have a bubble in his name and a check mark, if it's on another channel it would still have a check mark just not the bubble.

    • @Blubberkinz
      @Blubberkinz 8 лет назад +3

      Charles Kelvie Suiza I've spent over an hour deleting hundreds of spam bots. I don't know what to do, they just keep coming back...

    • @bennydiep4598
      @bennydiep4598 8 лет назад +3

      Charles Kelvie Suiza ok I sent the RUclips creators some feedback. Hopefully they do something about it.

  • @1galaxywolf160
    @1galaxywolf160 8 лет назад +83

    3:35 yum yum yum in my tum tum tum who's ready for war XD

  • @haileyreilly4411
    @haileyreilly4411 8 лет назад +71

    This, is the beginning...of Warplier!!!!

  • @peytonrocheleau1410
    @peytonrocheleau1410 6 лет назад +16

    The name of this outro is "Dance of the Knights"- by Sergie Prokofiev.

    • @pspfilms7505
      @pspfilms7505 4 года назад

      Thanks, I was looking through the comments for this

    • @bruinironside
      @bruinironside 3 года назад

      Link it bro :D

  • @njackson6807
    @njackson6807 8 лет назад +225

    I'm supposed to be Stalin, but this one button keeps kicking my ass.

    • @maxjam1403
      @maxjam1403 8 лет назад +18

      N Jackson is it thebutton27?

    • @whatastandupguy3050
      @whatastandupguy3050 8 лет назад +1

      Fernanda Huscher It is a game of war commercial where TheLegend27 kicks people's asses.

    • @lindabenamara557
      @lindabenamara557 8 лет назад +1

      Am I supposed to understand this joke? this has been all around the comment sections of the videos I watch

    • @Fubbsterz
      @Fubbsterz 8 лет назад +15

      is it the deadmeme27?

    • @michaelpenn9707
      @michaelpenn9707 8 лет назад +9

      they say the button27 was created by TheLegend27 to piss people off.

  • @joshnorton2742
    @joshnorton2742 8 лет назад +245

    guess you could say he was STALIN for time

    • @bumblebutt8759
      @bumblebutt8759 8 лет назад +2

      I was waiting for that pun, thank you XD

    • @JenkoRun
      @JenkoRun 8 лет назад +1

      YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    • @anomaly0039
      @anomaly0039 8 лет назад +3

      Pokemonarceus Then the president came in and he was Putin ya in your place.

    • @Watley9337
      @Watley9337 8 лет назад +1

      I can't stalined yall

    • @SodysseusP
      @SodysseusP 8 лет назад +4

      What about me and time?

  • @lonelypizzaslice4845
    @lonelypizzaslice4845 8 лет назад +185

    welp its my birthday today, but according to these comments it's also stalin's birthday, lovely

  • @Caramika
    @Caramika 5 лет назад +23

    "Why did it drift down?!"
    Gravity, Mark. So sorry it inconveniences you.

  • @Longshot239
    @Longshot239 8 лет назад +166

    Guys, girls, dogs, cats, and everyone else, we all need to stand together and stop these people that are spamming in Mark's vids. I know it won't do much, but we all need to report every single spam comment to at least try and decrease this crap. Who's with me?

    • @bropitz3514
      @bropitz3514 8 лет назад +1

      I stand with you, my friend. Let's take these spammers and their "FREE CHRISTMAS GIFTCARDS" and kick them off RUclips for good!

    • @milesgarner726
      @milesgarner726 8 лет назад

      TardisArmyMax , I almost reported you accidentally. Luckily I read the entirety of your comment! Sorry about that! Merry Christmas!

    • @imagecko2499
      @imagecko2499 8 лет назад

      SCP Gaming you forgot geckos

    • @bropitz3514
      @bropitz3514 8 лет назад

      Miles Garner Yeah, I figured that might happen. Maybe if I take away the spaces between the letters it will seem a bit less misleading.

    • @Doorororon
      @Doorororon 8 лет назад +1

      I stand proud with you for we are AT WAR!

  • @anthonytarczynski5423
    @anthonytarczynski5423 5 лет назад +31

    “Who knew being head of state was so important”
    Stalin wasn’t head of state. He was premier and general secretary of the communist party.

  • @sabatorbi981
    @sabatorbi981 7 лет назад +15

    I just imagine Stalin doing this and then flailing his arm like a madman at a lamp

  • @Kaptain8964
    @Kaptain8964 5 лет назад +20

    7:46 when you cant get your drink,and your friends yelling at you while playing a shooter.

  • @ShadowHunterGAME
    @ShadowHunterGAME 8 лет назад +52

    "Ooh a Markiplier video"
    *sees defeater of fascism*
    0_0
    *gets vodka*
    "MOTHER RUSSIA STRONK STALIN PROUD!"

    • @duroduric15
      @duroduric15 8 лет назад

      Lol he barley defeated germany and it wasnt him who even started the war

    • @raistlyn117_8
      @raistlyn117_8 8 лет назад

      ShadowHunter Russian bias confirmed

    • @eeeertoo2597
      @eeeertoo2597 8 лет назад +1

      ShadowHunter Not really
      Hitlers army got completely destroyed which made it lose the war.

    • @ShadowHunterGAME
      @ShadowHunterGAME 8 лет назад +2

      +Raistlyn V I like this guy :D

    • @raistlyn117_8
      @raistlyn117_8 8 лет назад +1

      ShadowHunter lol

  • @opslocked8597
    @opslocked8597 6 лет назад +12

    "Yum yum yum in my tum tum tum who's ready for war?!" *accidentally presses the button for the nukes* "Oh shit" 3:34

  • @xXLoonoeXx
    @xXLoonoeXx 8 лет назад +195

    Seems like Stalin was great at stalin the nuclear war

    • @multiplefandomlover7179
      @multiplefandomlover7179 8 лет назад

      Grease Fire Badum cheee!

    • @Mat0s-316
      @Mat0s-316 8 лет назад +9

      Grease Fire Let's not Russia thing out.

    • @KaleTalent
      @KaleTalent 8 лет назад +4

      Mat0s - 316 really. thats so cheesy I can smell it

    • @psychopyro5781
      @psychopyro5781 8 лет назад +15

      Grease Fire Mark was really Russian to get it going though

    • @borisscatterbrayne6502
      @borisscatterbrayne6502 8 лет назад

      I fuckin love your profile picture. Smashing Pumpkins rule!

  • @vgm_29
    @vgm_29 7 лет назад +17

    Stalin is broadcasting to the world: "I declare that Russia is FIX THAT FUCKING LAMP OR I WILL KILL YOU!! OK. What was I saying?"

  • @ChristinaKilgore
    @ChristinaKilgore 8 лет назад +395

    so this was what the cold war was like...

    • @myohmy9000
      @myohmy9000 8 лет назад +21

      It was like that at least till Stalin died and Gorbachev was leader, he was more "OR WAS IT PEACE!"

    • @hazardous0887
      @hazardous0887 7 лет назад

      Yeah, pretty much ...

    • @allynicole38
      @allynicole38 6 лет назад

      Same

    • @SilverBlaze1
      @SilverBlaze1 6 лет назад

      Mavu-in Kirugoa. Actually, Stalin was during WW2. Khrushchev and Brezhnev were during Cold War

    • @artificialintelligence8328
      @artificialintelligence8328 6 лет назад

      Mr. Наркот
      Stalin lived 'till 1953 if I remember correctly, which is 8 years after the end of World War 2.

  • @Aloyus_Knight
    @Aloyus_Knight 5 лет назад +31

    I didn't know this was a worfstache dictator simulator.

  • @killerrobot-br1ot
    @killerrobot-br1ot 5 лет назад +15

    7:50 when all my friends complain about one another will I'm trying to have an anti stress day

  • @josephstalin2364
    @josephstalin2364 6 лет назад +142

    NO

  • @NeoBeelzemon
    @NeoBeelzemon 8 лет назад +23

    This game is about myth and rumors about beginning of Germany-USSR war. Stalin hold all-scale mobilization and ready number one in Army to the end (cause such order means war). Order was given 18th of June. High-Ranked generals didn't execute the order (because they were traitors). Also, Stalin was dissappear for several days before and after 22th of June. Two solid versions: strong illnes or try of assasination. Game features first one and a little the second version.
    Also, in the light of the last worldwide policy, Calm it down Ukraine, Calm it down NATO, Calm it down Putin (well, he is calm as death itself), Calm it down USA.

    • @Br44n5m
      @Br44n5m 8 лет назад

      Twenty secoth, that's how it's spelled... definitely not twenty second! NOPE!!

    • @darrianweathington1923
      @darrianweathington1923 8 лет назад

      Oobaneko calm down RUclips

  • @kristofersigmarsson
    @kristofersigmarsson 8 лет назад +272

    3:48 let's go to war XD

    • @soragamer6461
      @soragamer6461 8 лет назад +2

      xD you look like Pewdiepie

    • @sarastillgotit4737
      @sarastillgotit4737 8 лет назад +1

      i hate you

    • @ChooMcoo
      @ChooMcoo 8 лет назад +3

      Best watch out for TheLegend27

    • @nia4509
      @nia4509 8 лет назад

      ChooMcoo Some say Thelegend27 was born from fire.

    • @fnafworldnumber1
      @fnafworldnumber1 8 лет назад +1

      Some say TheLegend27 is bad at card games

  • @sanamo3893
    @sanamo3893 8 лет назад +14

    8:12
    Did trump take over the world? Did he nuke Marks house because he was being to loud? OH MARK!

  • @carsonbanman204
    @carsonbanman204 6 лет назад +306

    go to gulag

  • @oivatank
    @oivatank 8 лет назад +120

    I lost it every time he smacks the lamp lol!

  • @CSTC00000
    @CSTC00000 8 лет назад +337

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

    • @bishplz9777
      @bishplz9777 8 лет назад +4

      Joseph Stalin happy birthday

    • @whitecoldmilk8506
      @whitecoldmilk8506 8 лет назад +5

      Joseph Stalin Happy Birthday to you,communist.

    • @judacris25
      @judacris25 8 лет назад +1

      Happy birthday

    • @OMFGPUBBYSERVAL
      @OMFGPUBBYSERVAL 8 лет назад

      Happy Birthday to you comrade, you are a strong leader for the motherland.

    • @LucaMcGuire
      @LucaMcGuire 8 лет назад

      Joseph Stalin happy birthday to Joseph happy birthday to you

  • @laradepauw8507
    @laradepauw8507 8 лет назад +715

    I just spent 10 minutes of my life going through the comment section and reporting bots. I found 26. I don't know what is going on with the comment section all of a sudden, but this needs to stop. We all need to work together to clean the comments, okay? 😊 See a bot, immediately report it for spam. Don't reply, don't like, don't click the link. Just report. Thanks a lot you guys 😁 Have a nice day and happy holidays! ❤️

    • @TheLegalAssasin
      @TheLegalAssasin 8 лет назад +8

      Lara De Pauw I'm at it, chief

    • @laradepauw8507
      @laradepauw8507 8 лет назад +2

      Mariya Reava 👍😊

    • @andyjacobs7010
      @andyjacobs7010 8 лет назад +7

      But what if this message was a bot... trying to get rid of other bots...

    • @colinlewis8873
      @colinlewis8873 8 лет назад

      Lara De Pauw yes mam

    • @nucoler
      @nucoler 8 лет назад +1

      Merdych Torres REPORTED!

  • @lordgamer4429
    @lordgamer4429 5 лет назад +7

    2:43 “Hello this is yosif. My what has been stolen?
    Uh huh I see. No I’m not smoking”

  • @derezivas
    @derezivas 8 лет назад +61

    Comment section
    10% bot spam
    90% comments about reporting spam bots

    • @bambiitree1673
      @bambiitree1673 8 лет назад

      Jess Fox lol

    • @thegamingmarksmen3855
      @thegamingmarksmen3855 8 лет назад

      Jess Fox right

    • @sebYB67
      @sebYB67 8 лет назад +3

      I know, right? Reporting them means nothing if people just fill up the comments by complaining about them...

  • @xShaade
    @xShaade 7 лет назад +6

    The way he flails at the lamp is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while x3

  • @pixel_dragon
    @pixel_dragon 8 лет назад +19

    I'm drowning in all these scammers.
    **Desperately tries to report them all**

  • @JackHawk-re5vo
    @JackHawk-re5vo 5 лет назад +30

    Lesson of the day...
    markiplier makes a great stalin!

  • @nice_person4088
    @nice_person4088 8 лет назад +19

    That should stay Marks outro... I like it

    • @cornballfungus
      @cornballfungus 6 лет назад

      OverTheTop Jake lol I want to know as well

  • @Imacuser223
    @Imacuser223 8 лет назад +226

    8:12 - Scared me shitless there for a second! I thought my computer was about to BSOD again.
    Was that freeze effect added in post or was it part of the raw footage?

    • @kristofferyu
      @kristofferyu 8 лет назад +7

      Andrew Sarley, it was probably part of raw footage considering that marks recordings often crash.

    • @Imacuser223
      @Imacuser223 8 лет назад +4

      His gameplay crashed before, but I've never seen this happen...

    • @ギャル-r7g
      @ギャル-r7g 8 лет назад +5

      Andrew Sarley Actually it was part of the video, edited in

    • @morselsclubhouse6882
      @morselsclubhouse6882 8 лет назад +1

      Andrew Sarley a

    • @johnvaz432
      @johnvaz432 7 лет назад

      lol does anyone know the song at the end of the video

  • @CrispySkinwalker
    @CrispySkinwalker 8 лет назад +142

    GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY

    • @GOFFBITZH666
      @GOFFBITZH666 8 лет назад +14

      GLORY TO ARTZTOZKA (sorry for misspelling.)!!!

    • @Emipie
      @Emipie 8 лет назад +10

      Timber Huskeh when the first screen about stamping documents came up I got papers please vibes as well lol. GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY!! (we can thank jackaboy for this one)

    • @anironsidh
      @anironsidh 8 лет назад +14

      Timber Huskeh
      Is Mark gonna attack Arstotska?
      And will Jack fire back?
      omg this sounds like the weirdest Septiplier fanfic ever.... XD

    • @rake-jv1wg
      @rake-jv1wg 8 лет назад +3

      FOR THE MOTHER LAND

    • @amethystjewell3907
      @amethystjewell3907 8 лет назад +1

      Timber Huskeh YAS

  • @gamithemighty5932
    @gamithemighty5932 3 года назад +2

    I think this is one of the great things about mark during his "hair days" so to speak.
    you could take everything he said in one of his videos out of context like this one and listen to it as white noise and still enjoy every second of it.

  • @JalenKenobi
    @JalenKenobi 8 лет назад +120

    Mark play "Papers, Please." Papers, Please is an awesome game that I'm sure a lot of people want to see you play!

    • @machodong6552
      @machodong6552 8 лет назад +1

      KiritoDarkRepulser Lucinator he's played it.

    • @JalenKenobi
      @JalenKenobi 8 лет назад

      Jesse Schaab No he hasn't. Jack and Wade played it but he didn't yet. I hope he does tho.

    • @zeroideas3722
      @zeroideas3722 8 лет назад

      KiritoDarkRepulser Lucinator Search "Papers, please Markiplier" Im sure youll find it.

    • @JalenKenobi
      @JalenKenobi 8 лет назад

      Zero the Human i did it didnt pop up

    • @zeroideas3722
      @zeroideas3722 8 лет назад

      KiritoDarkRepulser Lucinator Oh.

  • @andrewbowers8402
    @andrewbowers8402 8 лет назад +22

    Ugh, I've been reporting bots all day...*OR WAS IT WAR?!?!?!?!?*

  • @dezdez109
    @dezdez109 8 лет назад +6

    8:12 I seriously thought something was wrong with my phone.

  • @aydenlokey3641
    @aydenlokey3641 Год назад +3

    At the end we got to see how big mark's computer exploded after he pushed the button to order an attack on his cooling fan

  • @fire-jp5pi
    @fire-jp5pi 8 лет назад +146

    Wanna hear a joke?
    So do I

    • @kelly6521
      @kelly6521 8 лет назад +2

      fire2090 Nice one! Agreed.

    • @Union.Of.The.666
      @Union.Of.The.666 8 лет назад

      fire2090 Your mother. there is a joke

    • @aperson.7585
      @aperson.7585 8 лет назад +7

      I'm supposed to be telling a good joke, but this one commenter keeps stealing my jokes

    • @roseproductions3417
      @roseproductions3417 8 лет назад

      fire2090 well

    • @blakepugh6529
      @blakepugh6529 8 лет назад +3

      Ooh, I've got a joke... My life.

  • @ichighost3263
    @ichighost3263 8 лет назад +112

    oh dont do it
    *mark presses the button anyways*
    oh my god

    • @PJSAS1
      @PJSAS1 8 лет назад +14

      Game's goal is not to touch the button
      *Mark's always near the edge of the button*

    • @TheThreeNyanBros
      @TheThreeNyanBros 8 лет назад +4

      pjsas The core mechanic of the game means he has to do that. Not sure what you're on about.

    • @PJSAS1
      @PJSAS1 8 лет назад

      TheThreeNyanBros mark already shown that you can move your arm around, instead, he inexplicably places his hand on top of the button, the thing that musnt be touched

    • @michaelramon2411
      @michaelramon2411 8 лет назад +2

      The effect on the clock is much greater the closer the finger is to the button.

  • @untappedhappiness
    @untappedhappiness 8 лет назад +176

    This spam comments are so fucking annoying... Mark can't really do anything, so it is up to RUclips to update their site to get rid of these cancerous bots. :/

    • @b0nkeror452
      @b0nkeror452 8 лет назад +1

      Untapped Happiness if you see any report it and it goes away immediately

    • @ThePsycher666
      @ThePsycher666 8 лет назад +2

      yeah but a few seconds later 30 more pop up

    • @jaimespencer330
      @jaimespencer330 8 лет назад +6

      It's partially up to the fans to stay diligent and report every single spam bot as soon as they see them!! Just like I did to the spam bot above my comment.

    • @wu1ming9shi
      @wu1ming9shi 8 лет назад

      ohohhohhhooohh hahahaaah, the irony! Sorry, that was too perfect. XD I did report him though.

    • @Sacky69
      @Sacky69 8 лет назад

      Untapped Happiness ikr once I saw a bot on one of pewdiepies videos and the bot was named pewdeipie... notice the difference?

  • @Saphire-124
    @Saphire-124 5 лет назад +1

    3:33
    Markiplyer (Stalin): Yum Yum Yum, in my Tum Tum Tum. 'Reaches over to the button' Who's ready for war? 'Accidentally presses it' Oh shit...
    UN(Untited Nations): OH SHIT!

  • @krymsun3134
    @krymsun3134 8 лет назад +37

    War
    War never changes

  • @omen1477
    @omen1477 8 лет назад +55

    I keep trying to -start a war- but this one player is kicking my ass

    • @EasySqueezy1
      @EasySqueezy1 8 лет назад +5

      I'm trying to write a comment but this one joke is old and annoying

    • @abdelkaderbennaoum3882
      @abdelkaderbennaoum3882 8 лет назад +4

      Kill that meme already

    • @AggyGRE
      @AggyGRE 8 лет назад

      XxEasySqueezyxX no old at all

    • @EasySqueezy1
      @EasySqueezy1 8 лет назад

      The Unknow Greek old enough for it to not be funny

    • @dove1941
      @dove1941 8 лет назад +2

      Was it the legend27?

  • @gonedownhill6296
    @gonedownhill6296 8 лет назад +27

    Rumor has it that Stalin killed his own guard if they entered his room to check on him

    • @averyabbott4162
      @averyabbott4162 8 лет назад +13

      Gone downhill yeah he was paranoid told no one to come in

    • @monkeydluffy8684
      @monkeydluffy8684 8 лет назад +3

      Avery Parker I read in an article that he had some type of brain illness

    • @GraphiteShores
      @GraphiteShores 8 лет назад +8

      Cubs Fan 4 Life is it WAR?!?

    • @monkeydluffy8684
      @monkeydluffy8684 8 лет назад +1

      Deadlypon3 No a degenerative brain condition

    • @AggyGRE
      @AggyGRE 8 лет назад +1

      Gone downhill Stupid american rumors,nothing else

  • @draconiclady0610
    @draconiclady0610 7 лет назад +2

    6:48: "Why Markimoo, what a big mouth you've got"
    Markiplier: "All the better to WAAAAAAARRRRR!"

  • @keiraherrington6192
    @keiraherrington6192 8 лет назад +8

    why the fuck is this so funny?! the way the lamp got slapped... I just can't anymore

  • @mcp1004
    @mcp1004 8 лет назад +123

    Anyone else thought their computer froze at 8:11?

    • @ir0n714
      @ir0n714 8 лет назад +4

      Yea, my computer does it a lot so I got scared for my life.

    • @ruthiehauser1867
      @ruthiehauser1867 8 лет назад

      YESS

    • @misterfalk6900
      @misterfalk6900 8 лет назад

      Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @alethiahoff696
    @alethiahoff696 8 лет назад +27

    Vodka.....or....WAS IT WAR?!?!?! *IT WAS WAAAARRR!!!!!*

    • @alethiahoff696
      @alethiahoff696 8 лет назад +7

      oh god.....I'm just as stupid as Markiplier now. Laughing at my own jokes. *NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!*

  • @benburgess9428
    @benburgess9428 4 года назад +4

    The loading screens make sense when you understand what happened in Stalin’s USSR.

  • @theflyingeyeball
    @theflyingeyeball 5 лет назад +7

    Nobody:
    Stalinplier: OR WAS IT WAR

  • @cassidyc923
    @cassidyc923 8 лет назад +30

    I thought the game was called "Calm down, Satan"

    • @brinnyboovbgpcip-s5253
      @brinnyboovbgpcip-s5253 8 лет назад +2

      Boopy Doopy Same though

    • @princxssj
      @princxssj 8 лет назад +2

      Boopy Doopy i mean they are pretty much the same tho

    • @crystaldee7185
      @crystaldee7185 8 лет назад +3

      Boopy Doopy that should be the next game they put out

    • @RaceBandit
      @RaceBandit 8 лет назад

      in b4 someone makes a mod that replaces Stalin with the devil

  • @princesspia5713
    @princesspia5713 8 лет назад +20

    "BABY NEEDS HIS BOTTLE-" (ring ring) *_"SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUP"_*

  • @gamestressedsecondwind8460
    @gamestressedsecondwind8460 5 лет назад +2

    Thank you Markiplier for the video. Spite that this is an older video, it pulled me out of my funk that I was stuck in. I regret watching this because of how f@$!#%g funny you are, I hurt my throat trying to stifle my laughter. It's midnight where I am and people are asleep.

  • @arcanesniper3872
    @arcanesniper3872 8 лет назад +5

    I like it when mark is STALIN for war
    I like making puns for some reason

  • @biggiecheese9010
    @biggiecheese9010 8 лет назад +99

    I think you are stopping the bots. I didn't see any from the top comments. Yey

    • @biggiecheese9010
      @biggiecheese9010 8 лет назад +3

      We are* oops

    • @lzongx6484
      @lzongx6484 8 лет назад +3

      Fiery MC mark has made a very simple concept of using new words to signify it's him. Simple, but very effective

  • @redwillow311
    @redwillow311 8 лет назад +6

    Anxiety warning on the end when his recording is corrupted!

  • @kaydenfate2068
    @kaydenfate2068 7 лет назад +4

    Its like hes having flash backs to Vietnam. "oh yeah im great. how are you? you want a dri- WAAAAAAAR" XD

  • @bingus_factory
    @bingus_factory 8 лет назад +61

    Theres a link for the happy outro and horror outro songs but what was the Glorious Russian outro?

    • @PigeonLamer
      @PigeonLamer 8 лет назад +1

      Lordomi Would love to know too

    • @dasmemusja9875
      @dasmemusja9875 8 лет назад +15

      It's called From Russia With Love - Huma Huma

    • @yourmother697
      @yourmother697 8 лет назад +2

      Lolbit THANK YOU SO MUCH

    • @dasmemusja9875
      @dasmemusja9875 8 лет назад +4

      Your Mother All good bro. It took be forever to find it, so I go around helping people who don't know it. :3

    • @bingus_factory
      @bingus_factory 8 лет назад +1

      you da real mvp

  • @lelandsmith2130
    @lelandsmith2130 2 года назад +4

    Can't wait for the inevitable sequel: Calm Down Putin

  • @azureus69
    @azureus69 8 лет назад +57

    I literally spent the entire bloody video reporting idiots who post links. It's just a shame to see what the internet/RUclips has become.

    • @mr.spazbubbles438
      @mr.spazbubbles438 8 лет назад

      Or you could just ignore them and pay attention to the video.

    • @lulux8040
      @lulux8040 8 лет назад +1

      Mr. SpazBubble on the latest video Mark(the true one I swear) told us to report any bots that tried to be him ;)

    • @nck75-15
      @nck75-15 8 лет назад

      Lulux c: - What video? Please :3

  • @jangofettjr1237
    @jangofettjr1237 4 года назад +1

    This vid came out 4 years ago and I’m just now getting this on my feed....not disappointed