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@@natanyacline7720 That it has been filmed extensively. And considering their profession, you can probably guess what sort of film we are talking about here.
9:32 that's basically what happens to lemons when they expire or basically go bad, some type of fungal structure grows within them, making that happen.
For the mayo one, my mind had asked "Is it intermediate or does it come out all at once?" It then went full Remus Sanders and said "If you do a handstand, it'll be like a chocolate fountain" and I just- ugh...
As for the thousand gallons of mayonnaise or the throwing star... I mean... does it have to pass through the entire intestinal tract or is it just being squeezed past that final sphincter is all? That makes a big difference in what they're asking.
7:15 This could be taken multiple ways hear me out, she played the sun in tellitubbies meaning her character would be hotter than her real-life today self temperature-wise. Thus he is techincally correct she was hotter back than.
Most People: The Pokemon World Seems Amazing, Free Health Care and No Modern Wars (minus the Surge Reference), Imagine Living There! The Pokedex: If you get lost in a Forest you'll be transformed into a Ghost Type, then be Agonizingly Merged into a Tree... Also this Pokemon over here can Sense Strong Emotions from Miles Away and when it does *It Will Hunt You Doen And Slice You In Two With It's Razor Sharp Hair.* 😊
17:57 I THINK THAT WAS MY HEALTH CLASS. One of the Armenian kids said that and Mr. Pickleman responded and me and my friend looked at each other "What the fuck".
Bro, I agree with you on Sorrow TV, but Emkay is fine man. Things change and you know that things can't last forever. Look at the positive more than the negative. Deelee is a channel now, and the amount of narrators for Emkay was a brilliant idea so a bunch of new people could gain more opportunity to find friends and make a decent life for themselves.
(6:50) wait if the choices are: 1. poop 1000 gallons of mayo' 2. a throwing star I'll take the throwing star (ain't nobody said anything about pooping it)
6:28 - A single chinese throwing star because it never specified that the chinese throwing star couldn't be made of cookie dough or the size of the star or if it's dull so for all I care I could ... *ahem* "pass" a chinese throwing star-cookie or a teensy lil chinese throwing star.
That would you rather with the sneezing and the muffin and the baby. That's from a Skydoesminecraft video. I have alot of those would you rathers memorized from those videos.
Is EmKay getting more famous because like 4 months ago I was the only person I knew who watched him then people started recommending EmKay and youtubers started watching.
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i love your videos man
Oh no... r/CursedComments good luck I'll Say that. And alot Hitler ones
I'm waiting for you to look at r/RareInsults
Hi love your videos and nostalgia critic men in black 2 react
0:47 Nate in your livestream I asked where Micah was because I was worried the obvious reason for that was the Coronavirus sorry if I sounded rude
At 9:40, I am a cashier as well and I just fucking died thinking about that oh lord I’d be fired so fucking quick
I think it ment the customer is moaning and honestly that sounds just as hilarious.
I'd probably scan things extra slow for them. ;P
@@ShadowDemon_4 Why not both the cashier and customer?
@@jamesvalkyrie7469 Definitly fired
@@ShadowDemon_4 yeah that was what the lost was about but not what the guys reacting to it said about it.
14:00
"This is how they actually made MewTwo"
- Hat Guy, 2021
I never realised how much kids x-rays looked like a blender.
"Well documented" is the best possible answer to that question you could possibly give.
😂
What does that mean though.
@@natanyacline7720 That it has been filmed extensively. And considering their profession, you can probably guess what sort of film we are talking about here.
@@Barianus still don’t get it
@@natanyacline7720 they film doing stuff that makes you pitch a tent in your pants together.
18:21 the problem with that method is that it’s impossible to pee directly after and you’d have to wait at least half an hour.
Video starts at 4:50, but 15:45 is where Chad be Chadding
Thanks Caleb
thank ya kindly, caleb
Thanks caleb
It was me Barry, I broke the chain
Thanks Caleb
19:40 just the thought of the world war 1 sounds being an actual video is hilarious lmao
15:39
And here is Nate's audition for a Bill Cipher role
Chad: dang micha seemed to be a pretty insightful dude
Nate: he was
Me: wait WAS
Like yeah, is there something I missed? Why the past tense?!
Give him a couple days to rise again.
@@That_Doctor_Del_Fella 3 day respawn times suck
7:14 their reactions to the "she was hotter back then" makes it funnier. XD
Jesus christ this vid broke me, I actually couldn't focus on my work cause I was laughing so much
So glad you guys finally watched this one it is literally my favorite video from Emkay
Moan louder every time that the cashier scans an item
Me: uses self checkout
I love videos like this with you and chad,you guys play off each other so well
9:32 that's basically what happens to lemons when they expire or basically go bad, some type of fungal structure grows within them, making that happen.
The way Nate just says "NO!" to some of these is killing me.
There's a great Damien episode on r/im13andthisisdeep. The thumbnail shows a 1950s family leaning out the door.
*14
More Emkay
Now that need a good HOOPLA
HOOPLA!
HOOPLA!!!
I swear, half this subreddit is Frollo attempting to make a dad joke.
Ohh. So THAT'S what the Jack Links Messing with Sasquatch commercials meant when they said " Feed your Wild Side". 😂😂😂
7:15 That completely silent reaction from both of them fucking killed me! XD
Thank goodness you picked a Damien episode. He's the reason why Emkay was enjoyable.
Robin and Damien are my favorites. No offense to Jack and Lexi, they're good too.
You are wrong
The replacements were good too, but Damien was on a different level.
@ForbiddenFan12 You accidentally sent the same comment twice
Why did Damien leave?
9:32 This is what happens when you don’t dispose of an Omega Mart LEMON properly.
20:26 the way the music plays and they way they both look at eachother like “hell yea. 😏” IS KILLING ME GIVEN THE CONTEXT OF WHAT HAPPENED💀💀💀
I never knew Bigfoot was a bear
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
24:05- the weird thing about that comment, is that it’s an actual job.
11:40 So true! You can't read sarcasm through text.
8:31: Go buy a plane ticket to see what you're watching
Me watching the 9/11 documentary: *Sweats Nervously*
9:13 Nate the Tea kettle is back at it again folks!
For the mayo one, my mind had asked "Is it intermediate or does it come out all at once?"
It then went full Remus Sanders and said "If you do a handstand, it'll be like a chocolate fountain" and I just-
ugh...
People are asking where's Micah, but more importantly, how's Micah?
Chad is even more cursed than these comments! Holy shit! LMAO! Chad, I just want you to know that you are hilarious!
10:11 when you have constipation
I don’t feel safe eating my Gummi Worms while watching this. 🤣🤣🤣
i love the way the subcribe like and bell edit keeps popping up the exact time the video has something f*cked up in it lol XD
Don't know if someone did this already but 4:55 start of the video
Thanks Caleb
after watching this I felt the need to before the Rune Priests and undergo the 10 trials of Castigation to purge these unclean thoughts 😞
YES! I've been waiting for EmKay to make it in here!
As for the thousand gallons of mayonnaise or the throwing star... I mean... does it have to pass through the entire intestinal tract or is it just being squeezed past that final sphincter is all? That makes a big difference in what they're asking.
His namien is Damien
man the first part of this video reminds me of my current phone, I'd be able to repair it if the back or the screen could actually be removed
The top right kid in the x-ray picture looked like a front-facing Calvin from from that comic strip
6:50 Plot twist: It comes out horizontally.
7:15
This could be taken multiple ways hear me out, she played the sun in tellitubbies meaning her character would be hotter than her real-life today self temperature-wise. Thus he is techincally correct she was hotter back than.
4:54.
8:27
D*mn..... That's dark and I almost laugh it.
YAAAY!!! DAMIEN IS BACK
Don’t worry Chad, we Love you as much as Micha ❤️😎👍🏻
15:38 Why did he try to sound Bill Cypher with that laugh?
I loved thr Mewtwo comment! Some pokedex entries say a kid turned into a Kadabra
Most People: The Pokemon World Seems Amazing, Free Health Care and No Modern Wars (minus the Surge Reference), Imagine Living There!
The Pokedex: If you get lost in a Forest you'll be transformed into a Ghost Type, then be Agonizingly Merged into a Tree... Also this Pokemon over here can Sense Strong Emotions from Miles Away and when it does *It Will Hunt You Doen And Slice You In Two With It's Razor Sharp Hair.* 😊
That song at the start really threw me off.... 😰 if that was even a song...
Dude emkay is the best when it comes to cursed comments
17:57 I THINK THAT WAS MY HEALTH CLASS. One of the Armenian kids said that and Mr. Pickleman responded and me and my friend looked at each other "What the fuck".
Sorrow TV will always be the best, but old school Emkay ain’t bad at all, good choice guys.
Bro, I agree with you on Sorrow TV, but Emkay is fine man. Things change and you know that things can't last forever. Look at the positive more than the negative. Deelee is a channel now, and the amount of narrators for Emkay was a brilliant idea so a bunch of new people could gain more opportunity to find friends and make a decent life for themselves.
I never said anything bad about it. Just sharing preferences.
@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 Oh, okay. It seemed like you were just ignoring the improvements they made.
Nah. Emkay has remained good.
10:05 r/perfectlycutscreams
I swear, one of these days Nate is just going to keel over and die laughing from one of these videos. XD
God I love Damien
(6:50) wait if the choices are:
1. poop 1000 gallons of mayo'
2. a throwing star
I'll take the throwing star (ain't nobody said anything about pooping it)
Good lord 4:52
Reddit: Most dogs will die as virgins.
“Not on my watch” ~ Whitney Wisconsin
I'm having an identity crisis for recognizing the vid as soon as I read the title, plus that stuff is age restricted
Makes sense. It's the most viewed Emkay video.
@@CycloneShadowYT that's true
12:31 I was really hoping someone answered "spankings".
YES EMKAY REACTIONS!
7:16 FBI OPEN UP!
Hell yeah EmKay stuff is good
9:32 What in the Resident Evil 2 Remake is this
Humanity in Real Life is a Bunch of Comedians....
Like you never heard a simple word "shit" every single time. :P
24:53
*Welp, he ain't wrong*
10:19 Mr beast then buys out the whole store
6:40 where do you think people get it from
Geez is that one of your sweaty pick up lines? 14:35
A nice addition to my collection
9:10 my grandpa's old ass toyota
I have that Plague doctor squishable in the backround
That version of Chunky…No…
More emkay yesss!
Is it weird I want a part 2 of this?
It's not a war crime if there's no war
Wow 4 minutes tell the reaction actually starts that must be a new record
God you guys need to react to more Damien Lee (DeeLee) things. Dude is hilarious
Chad i love your channel bro keep up the good work
When ya bullies harass ya to the point of mental or physical harm just say “ harder, harder, Daddy…aaahhh…! “
The name of stand for the babies is call pig-o-stat you can now see why
6:28 - A single chinese throwing star because it never specified that the chinese throwing star couldn't be made of cookie dough or the size of the star or if it's dull so for all I care I could ... *ahem* "pass" a chinese throwing star-cookie or a teensy lil chinese throwing star.
7:17 By Hotter he means because she was the sun, Get your mind out of the gutter!
10:11 wtf
That would you rather with the sneezing and the muffin and the baby. That's from a Skydoesminecraft video. I have alot of those would you rathers memorized from those videos.
19:16 he had some in his basement
Funny squeak noises
17:22. That voice. It sounds so familiar. Is that Plankton? Or am I just hearing stuff.
Yessssssss they are doing it woooooooooooooo
I dont know if im the first to comment here but o well. Also reaction starts here 4:50
Your welcome
Thanks caleb
It's called "r/CursedComments" for a reason, guys.
Yes Chad, YES!
Is EmKay getting more famous because like 4 months ago I was the only person I knew who watched him then people started recommending EmKay and youtubers started watching.
Given that it's now wrapped up, do you think you'll react to Log Horizon Abridged by PhatDogStudios
15:02 are you hank from madness combat. Bro what the heck.
15:34 got me man xD
So after watching this I have decided that I've lost hope in humanity and wish to commit die.
were having infant-smoothies tonight