Rufus Shinra the troll

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
  • Because a good son would have know,and also the reason Kadaj is here instead of me is because he is my remnant

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  • @mikecabral2420
    @mikecabral2420 3 года назад +797

    Rufus afterwards probably said, "Don't know why he is so upset, the day my parent died was the best day of my life."

  • @anonrabbit9468
    @anonrabbit9468 4 года назад +1312

    Everyone's gangsta until the guy in the wheelchair starts walking

    • @jedahaw
      @jedahaw 4 года назад +23

      *Flashbacks to STEVEN.*

    • @javadnps8218
      @javadnps8218 3 года назад +25

      Bloodborne

    • @ruki4585
      @ruki4585 3 года назад +5

      So true

    • @user-qx5ed7fj4c
      @user-qx5ed7fj4c 2 года назад +1

      HAHAHAHA

    • @felixc3224
      @felixc3224 Год назад +1

      if im not wrong, hes faking being weak so he can actually walk lol

  • @Someguyhere111
    @Someguyhere111 6 лет назад +840

    Auron: "Sin is Jecht."
    Tidus: "It can't be..."
    Shinra: "A good son would have known."

    • @dionr1168
      @dionr1168 4 года назад +76

      Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father!
      Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him!
      Vader: No! *I* am your father!
      Rufus: A good son would have known!

    • @jamesroad316
      @jamesroad316 4 года назад +16

      Rufus: yeet

    • @Brian-rx9sp
      @Brian-rx9sp 4 года назад +36

      @@dionr1168
      Nero: Why can't I fight Vergil? Because I'm deadweight? Well you can shove that-
      Dante: That's not it it Nero!
      Nero: What is it then?!
      Dante: He's your father!
      Nero: ...what?
      Rufus: A good son would have known.

    • @ZeldaLover6
      @ZeldaLover6 3 года назад +11

      @@Brian-rx9sp This thread is great.

    • @lmahu6627
      @lmahu6627 3 года назад +27

      @@ZeldaLover6 Rufus Shinra transcends space, time and franchises to mock terrible sons.

  • @breadsandwich1469
    @breadsandwich1469 4 года назад +645

    Imagine faking being a cripple for this long and only now choosing to get up to yeet a head off of a roof. What a mad old. Rufus has my respect

    • @JunKurosu
      @JunKurosu 3 года назад +52

      He really was a cripple this was him just using every ounce of strength he had

    • @Aereto
      @Aereto 3 года назад +69

      @@JunKurosu
      Getting up as a crippled sass, then there's Remake and his full sass.

    • @ZeldaLover6
      @ZeldaLover6 3 года назад +58

      Weirdly enough, this scene is exactly what made me like Rufus.

    • @andrewaigalew
      @andrewaigalew 3 года назад +8

      I don't even remember why they kept it in the first place.

    • @ZeldaLover6
      @ZeldaLover6 3 года назад +2

      @@andrewaigalew They should’ve shot the head into the sun, oh wait they don’t have a rocket anymore.

  • @conwaysquest6961
    @conwaysquest6961 4 года назад +766

    "Who's ready to become an orphan? Whoops!"
    -Rufus shinra.

    • @paulineiv878
      @paulineiv878 4 года назад +17

      Lol and Kadaj jumps right after!!♡

    • @patrickmacken6046
      @patrickmacken6046 4 года назад +59

      -Sepiroth to Cloud.

    • @tramynguyen1037
      @tramynguyen1037 4 года назад +22

      @@patrickmacken6046 thats dark😂

    • @Soki7000
      @Soki7000 4 года назад +57

      Since Sephiroth killed Rufus’ dad there is a vary tangential poetic justice in that.

    • @jamesroad316
      @jamesroad316 4 года назад +32

      @@Soki7000 the only difference is rufus didn't even care

  • @JDTheGamer123
    @JDTheGamer123 4 года назад +508

    Rufus just yeeted Jenova's head in front of Kadaj. What a madlad.

  • @PhotonDragon16
    @PhotonDragon16 4 года назад +506

    Rufus: "Wanna know what an orphan feels like?"

    • @patrickmacken6046
      @patrickmacken6046 4 года назад +37

      I want to say you could phrase that better.

    • @Kaboomboo
      @Kaboomboo 2 года назад +16

      @@patrickmacken6046 "orphan says what?"

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 Год назад +2

      @@patrickmacken6046 No... No, this is the peak

    • @probablyhuman9947
      @probablyhuman9947 8 месяцев назад

      Would that be Rufus’ way of trying to seduce people

  • @SleepyKwee
    @SleepyKwee 2 года назад +151

    "A good son would've known."
    I love him. 😂

  • @DrCoomer_1
    @DrCoomer_1 4 года назад +487

    Me: Push around a cripple for 30 years
    Rufus: Gets up to stretch
    Me: *confused screaming*

  • @bbliu2778
    @bbliu2778 5 лет назад +324

    rufus is the bravest man, throwing jenova's head in front of kadaj (sephiroth).

    • @arnold666heartagram
      @arnold666heartagram 4 года назад +19

      He is stronger than Kadaj he manipulates him

    • @selenopheria
      @selenopheria 4 года назад +21

      I almost tried to correct your spelling, but that pun needs no fixing.

    • @selenopheria
      @selenopheria 4 года назад +22

      @Night's Watch knight Are you sure? When he threw and shot at it, liquid came streaming out and the lid came off. Kadaj grabbed the other half and took it with him to the church.

    • @xISparkzy
      @xISparkzy 4 года назад +4

      Yeah its not her head lol just her cells

  • @FoxyWhispers
    @FoxyWhispers 7 лет назад +98

    LMAO When Rufus tossed the box, Kadaj's face like, "WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE"

  • @yudobudhi8428
    @yudobudhi8428 4 года назад +154

    Rufus : whooops, butter finger

  • @bryankane8127
    @bryankane8127 2 года назад +52

    I love that Rufus exploited a weakness and highlighted the difference between a Sephiroth Remnant and a Clone. Part of me likes to think Rufus contemplated how best to rub it in Kadaj's face knowing he had what they were looking for the entire time

  • @HunterKillerSub
    @HunterKillerSub 4 года назад +161

    Rufus: *flips coin* "I call heads"

    • @bithius4553
      @bithius4553 3 года назад +15

      This is a very underrated comment my guy

    • @Kaboomboo
      @Kaboomboo 3 года назад +8

      OMG!! LMAO

    • @user-sm6gn3nl6o
      @user-sm6gn3nl6o 5 месяцев назад

      Attacks with "Bright lights".

  • @6Kubik
    @6Kubik 3 года назад +142

    Rufus *walks around and is okay*
    Tseng, Elena, Reno and Rude: You do realize we had to take care of you, push your wheelchair around, put it in the car and get you up the building you just jumped down from?

    • @ethicalapemen3686
      @ethicalapemen3686 2 года назад +35

      Nah, they knew. Rufus pretended to be in the advanced, terminal stages of Geostigma during the movie, hence the white cover. It was the reason why Kadaj never caught onto Jenova's remains in Rufus' possession until the moment he revealed himself; he would've thought that it was just Rufus' Stigma. To be fair though, he did require the wheelchair for injuries he sustained from getting out of the Shinra Building, but he's probably gotten better from that after two years. As you can see, it was still a very effective disguise; probably adopted after Tseng and Elena were captured and tortured, I'm guessing.

    • @nowsheenfatima8681
      @nowsheenfatima8681 Год назад

      ​@@ethicalapemen3686 😅

  • @ScorchtheHawk
    @ScorchtheHawk 4 года назад +69

    Kadaj: wait, is that-
    Rufus: YEET!

  • @Scorpion19588
    @Scorpion19588 Год назад +22

    Rufus: "A good son would've known. Now fetch boy 🐶"

  • @ekosubandie2094
    @ekosubandie2094 4 года назад +180

    Rufus: "YEET the mommy."

  • @WillRennar
    @WillRennar 2 года назад +91

    Shinra: "You know, Kadaj, your mother and I were going out for a while..."
    0:18 "...but then I dumped her."

  • @seprithlicastia463
    @seprithlicastia463 3 года назад +57

    I will never not love that line! Rufus is great.

  • @ame8710
    @ame8710 6 лет назад +198

    And this is the best part in the movie! I laugh every time I see it.

  • @cathygrandstaff1957
    @cathygrandstaff1957 5 месяцев назад +5

    Rufus: I may die, but it will be doing what I love most: trolling Sephiroth.

    • @ia7072
      @ia7072 Месяц назад

      Lol he troll everyone. Look at his fight with Cloud in Rebirth.

  • @khfan4life365
    @khfan4life365 3 года назад +58

    Kadaj, sees the box Jenova’s in: *shocked Pikachu face*
    Rufus, tosses the box: 🖕🏻

  • @EinfachArtur
    @EinfachArtur 4 года назад +49

    0:15 When you got an F and your dad had enough of your playstation

  • @AsuranFish
    @AsuranFish 5 лет назад +191

    I liked the translation in the subtitles when this was only available in Japanese...
    Kadaj: “Mother?!”
    Rufus: “Think it over, you who lacks filial piety.”

    • @nimbinkwe3555
      @nimbinkwe3555 4 года назад +15

      DAMN LMAO

    • @123455866201Aaron
      @123455866201Aaron 4 года назад +13

      savage

    • @ezekielbaskerville2710
      @ezekielbaskerville2710 4 года назад +48

      Oh boy, if Japanese culture is anything like the chinese one, that's one of *the* worst insults there could possibly be.

    • @Wiltgenator18
      @Wiltgenator18 4 года назад +2

      @@ezekielbaskerville2710 mind if I ask why?

    • @ezekielbaskerville2710
      @ezekielbaskerville2710 4 года назад +27

      Hmm... Can't really give a good answer because I don't have any experience myself, but... Filial Piety is one of the core concepts of Confucianism, itself one of the big three teachings of China (the others being Taoism and Buddhism), and in it, it places the value firmly on taking care of your elders and doing everything you can to honor them. Take, for example, the constant stereotype of the asian kids being smarter than anyone else. That's because, in order to honor your parents, it's expected of you to deliver constant top performances. I also read that in China, "I need to be a good son/daughter" is considered a near universal excuse why you can't stay at work (not all the time, naturally). Filial Piety is *serious* business to them.
      I'm pretty sure I got half of that wrong, so, in case an "expert" reads this, please don't be insulted.

  • @hunterbeatbilly9836
    @hunterbeatbilly9836 3 года назад +32

    This is a 300 IQ play right there.

  • @noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop
    @noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop 4 года назад +29

    Rufus: "Whoops, slippery wet hand"

  • @rosanneukir1190
    @rosanneukir1190 4 года назад +161

    Why is this edited like an Indian drama

    • @gretelandcat6393
      @gretelandcat6393 4 года назад +11

      Rosanne Ukir haha that's what I was thinking

    • @avelione
      @avelione 4 года назад +14

      Because it is an Indian drama :D

    • @khfan4life365
      @khfan4life365 3 года назад +37

      Oh, shit, now that you mention it. The visual effects are supposed to represent a Geostigma attack, which Rufus has.

    • @squirrel7386
      @squirrel7386 3 года назад +18

      imagine if it was an Indian drama...cloud and tifa ran among the flowers in church while they were singing and dancing then tifa hide behind a column instead of a tree😂

    • @MPARASKA
      @MPARASKA 3 года назад +1

      Whahagagagaga

  • @BestMMORPG2017-games
    @BestMMORPG2017-games 2 года назад +15

    "A good son would've known." LOL, he's one to talk, isn't he?

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 2 года назад +6

      I mean. He knew that his dad died and immediately did what he wanted to do

  • @Nemesislord001
    @Nemesislord001 4 года назад +44

    I'm confused why did he throw his lunch box of a building

    • @litepaw7
      @litepaw7 3 года назад +9

      It's his "Mother's" head....

    • @ZeldaLover6
      @ZeldaLover6 3 года назад +7

      What’s left of Jenova’s head is in the box.

    • @orwellianwiress
      @orwellianwiress 2 года назад +5

      @Nemesis Lord This is one of the best comments I've ever seen on an FF7 video. And I've seen a lot, trust me.

  • @Kaboomboo
    @Kaboomboo 3 года назад +29

    The ultimate "yo mama" comeback.

  • @OutCast907
    @OutCast907 2 года назад +12

    So in the end Rufus really goes head to head with Kadaj

  • @darjeelingdelise
    @darjeelingdelise Год назад +9

    My man Rufus literally yeeted the Jenova head front kadaj 👏👏

  • @e-pearlm
    @e-pearlm Год назад +5

    its Kadaj though he's so adorable being all polite and respectful X3 🥰 he really is litiraly a child XD

  • @DuyTran-vm3go
    @DuyTran-vm3go 3 года назад +14

    Rufus: if you were a good son , you would have known that she was here...whole time .

  • @dyllan1001
    @dyllan1001 4 года назад +16

    God damn rufus is too cool

  • @FauZhee
    @FauZhee 2 года назад +6

    This scene has Indian ppt flash camera effect ngl

  • @AndrewUchiha4747
    @AndrewUchiha4747 3 года назад +17

    I can’t believe he had it the whole time!

  • @blaziken3236
    @blaziken3236 5 лет назад +43

    He’s hottt

    • @emilykelley6757
      @emilykelley6757 4 года назад +2

      Who more hot rufus or cloud or both

    • @dieehrensklavin
      @dieehrensklavin 4 года назад +16

      rufus is the hottest final fantasy 7 character for sure

    • @natashasheikh604
      @natashasheikh604 4 года назад +1

      Die Ehrensklavin Reno too 🥺

  • @dog8668
    @dog8668 3 года назад +11

    Absolute MAD LAD

  • @k_pupiii8031
    @k_pupiii8031 Год назад +2

    Rufus is just beautiful

  • @c-red4637
    @c-red4637 4 года назад +14

    Rufus got some baggy clothes.

    • @a.outcast3514
      @a.outcast3514 4 года назад +6

      Better than belts

    • @vocalcalibration8033
      @vocalcalibration8033 4 года назад +12

      @@a.outcast3514 Nah man, I like the belts aesthetic.

    • @ft.-featuring
      @ft.-featuring 4 года назад

      But he has 3

    • @Brian-rx9sp
      @Brian-rx9sp 4 года назад +6

      Coming back to AC after Remake has made me realize that Rufus and the Turks in original FF7 have insanely baggy clothing. I'm glad they took the time to get proper tailors for Remake because damn vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/0/06/Turks.JPG/revision/latest?cb=20080313082606

    • @ZeldaLover6
      @ZeldaLover6 3 года назад +2

      🤷🏻‍♀️ It was actually clothing style IRL. Guess Rufus likes that style.

  • @duannekhristopermangampat9608
    @duannekhristopermangampat9608 2 года назад +6

    So He survived on Diamond Weapon's Attacks

  • @gertjanvandamme2068
    @gertjanvandamme2068 6 лет назад +22

    owned

  • @afenvec
    @afenvec 4 месяца назад +1

    Why is this edited like a bollywood movie xD

  • @BANANASTR4WB3RR1
    @BANANASTR4WB3RR1 2 месяца назад

    You've been trolled you've been trolled yes you've probably been told

  • @McMemeTME
    @McMemeTME Год назад +3

    Gottem

  • @cravingforcoffe4634
    @cravingforcoffe4634 2 года назад +2

    My eyes really said ⚪👄⚪

  • @ekhwong
    @ekhwong 4 года назад +19

    Rufus doesn't immune to stop magic
    Kadaj should have cast the stop spell on him

    • @ggmasterguiltygear6315
      @ggmasterguiltygear6315 4 года назад +9

      Ha! U played the remake😆

    • @nicolasachille4371
      @nicolasachille4371 3 года назад +2

      Not if the Franken original he is.

    • @elishaj2977
      @elishaj2977 3 года назад +5

      Kadaj isn't like Sephiroth and needs materia to cast spells. He didn't have a stop materia, hence why he couldn't cast stop.

    • @printezstroman
      @printezstroman 2 года назад +1

      @@elishaj2977 Sephiroth needs materia too, doesn’t he?

  • @Willchannel90
    @Willchannel90 Год назад

    This reveals why Genesis, Angeal, Zack and Remnants of Sephiroth join Cloud and his friends to destroy Shinra and crew.
    In the remake. Oof. :/

  • @greykarasu49
    @greykarasu49 Год назад +1

    So no head?

  • @jamesroad316
    @jamesroad316 4 года назад +3

    Whoops my hand slipped. That's a long way down

  • @awfulfalafelwafflerofl2800
    @awfulfalafelwafflerofl2800 2 года назад

    Where's the sound?

  • @isaiahhellems7901
    @isaiahhellems7901 3 года назад +2

    The real joke is that this movie was actually greenlit.

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 3 года назад +17

      Wtf are you saying?

    • @Kaboomboo
      @Kaboomboo 3 года назад +14

      Why? There was money to be made and they knew people would pay for it. There's no joke in that.

    • @mariogirl8100
      @mariogirl8100 5 месяцев назад +1

      Tell me you never saw the movie without telling me you never saw it.

    • @isaiahhellems7901
      @isaiahhellems7901 5 месяцев назад

      @@mariogirl8100 i watched the film and didn't like it. End of story.

    • @mariogirl8100
      @mariogirl8100 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@isaiahhellems7901 Alright, that's fine, but please respect that people like me actually like the film, okay? (And don't say Cloud's an "Edgelord", otherwise you're mis-characterizing him)

  • @RuSHWiZaRd
    @RuSHWiZaRd 4 года назад +2

    Is that the legit english dub? It's awful.

    • @kungolaf4499
      @kungolaf4499 4 года назад +6

      What can you expect? It is not until recently some English dubs have become decent/serviceable.

    • @samoth5161
      @samoth5161 3 года назад +12

      Another weeb that hates on everything not Japanese. Whats new

    • @RuSHWiZaRd
      @RuSHWiZaRd 3 года назад +1

      @@samoth5161 cool beans bro

    • @northwindkey
      @northwindkey 3 года назад +6

      @@samoth5161 No, Rufas' voice actor wasn't very good. And the direction in AC is awful (Emo Cloud, Tifa being apathetic, "Dilly Dally Shilly Shally"?).
      Only one of the old voice cast I miss is Quinton Flynn (Reno. Also Axel in KH).

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 3 года назад +4

      @@samoth5161 Nah, I'm no weeb and this dub is legit bad. Except for Sephiroth's voice. That one is amazing.