Binging with Babish: Ben Wyatt's Calzones from Parks & Rec

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  • Опубликовано: 13 апр 2020
  • Ben Wyatt: mayor of Ice Town, occasional Batman impersonator, and unwavering disciple of the calzone. Today we celebrate Ben's fandom with a trio of his most notorious pizza pocket projects: calzone-shaped apple pie, (poisonous) mini calzones, and the low-cal-calzone-zone. Pizza is better as a sandwich, isn't it?
    Music: "Juparo" by Broke for Free
    / broke-for-free
    Recipe: www.bingingwithbabish.com/rec...
    America's Test Kitchen Whole Wheat Pizza Dough:
    bit.ly/3b7dAeg
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @mitchellwhisner1200
    @mitchellwhisner1200 4 года назад +5110

    “I wouldn’t call it that. It was more like a savory pastry, delicate little dough pocket filled with tomato sauce, cheese, and seasoned meat. Just a stunning culinary innovation.”

    • @alyssabonner5671
      @alyssabonner5671 4 года назад +136

      Mitchell Whisner it was literally just a calzone

    • @caseybouquet
      @caseybouquet 4 года назад +85

      Sounds like you’re describing a hot pocket

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 года назад +113

      @@alyssabonner5671 It was LITERALLY a just a small calzone.

    • @radmoonable
      @radmoonable 4 года назад +31

      @RYAN MONESTERIO it's a direct quote from the show.

    • @devingendron2287
      @devingendron2287 4 года назад +16

      Isn’t a small, savory stuffed pastry fundamentally an empanada?

  • @SensationalBanana
    @SensationalBanana 4 года назад +3830

    I love how Ben loves Calzones so much that he even tries to make the pronounciation more complicated than it is.

    • @bluesira
      @bluesira 3 года назад +123

      "Uh-Cal-zon-eh!"

    • @pixel-hy4jx
      @pixel-hy4jx 3 года назад +71

      “Uh-Cal-uh-zon-a”

    • @eggsalad3311
      @eggsalad3311 3 года назад +40

      "Uh-cala-zone-neh"

    • @DizzyBusy
      @DizzyBusy 3 года назад +21

      "Uh-Cal-a-zo-neh-zo-neh-neh"

    • @dave3938
      @dave3938 3 года назад +16

      bluesira minus the uh that’s pretty much how it’s supposed to be pronounced being an Italian word 😂

  • @Malloc42
    @Malloc42 4 года назад +4199

    And don't forget Pawnee's town slogan, "First in Friendship, Fourth in Obesity"

    • @jacob8928
      @jacob8928 3 года назад +114

      Pawnee: Welcome Vietnamese soldiers!

    • @iiovemiku
      @iiovemiku 3 года назад +116

      @@jacob8928 "Pawnee, Zorp is dead. Long live Zorp."

    • @cranberryjuice960
      @cranberryjuice960 3 года назад +58

      birthplace of julia roberts

    • @eaglesattack
      @eaglesattack 3 года назад +71

      Home of the world-famous Julia Roberts lawsuit

    • @MrMoodrow
      @MrMoodrow 3 года назад +47

      Pawnee: when you're their, you're home

  • @Ultimaniacx4
    @Ultimaniacx4 3 года назад +1355

    "The calzones...betrayed me?" Is one of my all time favorite lines of Parks and Rec.

    • @nooneinparticular469
      @nooneinparticular469 2 года назад +56

      The only thing I hate more than lying is skim milk, which is water lying about being milk.

    • @Ultimaniacx4
      @Ultimaniacx4 2 года назад +9

      @@nooneinparticular469 Thats also a super strong one.

  • @babishculinaryuniverse
    @babishculinaryuniverse  4 года назад +2327

    It was LITERALLY just a small calzone.
    EDIT: 4 *millimeters* not centimeters. My bad.

    • @rudstarvids2267
      @rudstarvids2267 4 года назад +3

      Binging with Babish h ow

    • @ActualHumanPerson
      @ActualHumanPerson 4 года назад +8

      Calzones are garbage. Stromboli for the win.

    • @lolking7196
      @lolking7196 4 года назад +4

      Calzone.Get in the Zone AUTO ZONE!

    • @dogedog8686
      @dogedog8686 4 года назад

      Binging with Babish Very nice

    • @ts3935
      @ts3935 4 года назад +2

      The calzones...betrayed me?

  • @abc68130
    @abc68130 4 года назад +6766

    How to flex in 2019: Let me just get one of my Lamborghinis
    How to flex in 2020: Let me just get my giant bag of dry yeast.

    • @1mSeal
      @1mSeal 4 года назад +98

      yeah man, can't find yeast anywhere now

    • @tomaskalinka5679
      @tomaskalinka5679 4 года назад +43

      @@1mSeal Would it be drastically different if you made your immortal sourdough starter ?

    • @1mSeal
      @1mSeal 4 года назад +4

      @@tomaskalinka5679 You kinda lost me here. what do you mean?

    • @thaumatomane
      @thaumatomane 4 года назад +50

      @@1mSeal If you get or make a sourdough culture you will have a constantly growing source of levening agent. The sourdough bacterial culture will grow (you just have to feed it) and you can use that to make many things. It never runs out since it replenishes itself. The main issue is that it does not lend itself to everything. Some things that need to be super airy will likely do best with yeast.

    • @1mSeal
      @1mSeal 4 года назад +34

      @@thaumatomane I just looked at this option now, and while it is interesting, i doubt it fits, i want to do the NY style Pizza dough, and that is already a three day operation, now add the week i need for the Sourdough culture, this is way too long for me.
      however, while looking at this option you had led me to look up at high natural yeast having products like raisins, apples skins, potato water.
      And since i do have a bunch of potatoes, i might try that, so thanks for the indirect help :)

  • @nathanieljoseph9077
    @nathanieljoseph9077 4 года назад +6313

    “And whats a pie? A SWEET CALZONE”-Ben Wyatt

    • @darn9717
      @darn9717 4 года назад +64

      No. A calzone is a savory pie.

    • @jameskilgour387
      @jameskilgour387 4 года назад +119

      @@darn9717 no a pie is a savoury pie

    • @darn9717
      @darn9717 4 года назад +16

      James Kilgour _what_

    • @nautical4384
      @nautical4384 4 года назад +8

      James Kilgour *what*

    • @zzskyninjazz1821
      @zzskyninjazz1821 4 года назад +17

      I only know meat pies

  • @willbransford5688
    @willbransford5688 3 года назад +6449

    If Ben had a diet organic restaurant in California his restaurant would be called the local so-cal low-cal calzone zone

    • @ViewingChaos
      @ViewingChaos 3 года назад +150

      That is a fantastic name-

    • @neardragon6716
      @neardragon6716 3 года назад +89

      that's not a name that's just sounds

    • @trym2121
      @trym2121 3 года назад +187

      @@neardragon6716 no. It's lo cal so cal low cal cal zone-zone

    • @neardragon6716
      @neardragon6716 3 года назад +43

      Try M did u have a stroke

    • @Sword_of_Saint_14
      @Sword_of_Saint_14 3 года назад +7

      @@neardragon6716 LOL

  • @dhawthorne1634
    @dhawthorne1634 4 года назад +460

    "Food IS magical. There's this one place that makes calzones that tell you how you are going to die."
    Calzone: "You are going to die by choking on a calzone."

    • @cic1470
      @cic1470 4 года назад +5

      D Hawthorne haha just kidding, a giant is gonna sit on you

    • @VanNessy97
      @VanNessy97 4 года назад +2

      Calzones from We Bare Bears

    • @dhawthorne1634
      @dhawthorne1634 4 года назад

      @@VanNessy97 No, SVTFOE.

    • @dhawthorne1634
      @dhawthorne1634 4 года назад

      @@scrumptious5110 Nope, CIC got it right. It was a joke. They really had died by a giant sitting on their face.

    • @tomiokatheanimator1306
      @tomiokatheanimator1306 4 года назад

      D Hawthorne I knew I remembered that quote from somewhere

  • @beansontoast6622
    @beansontoast6622 4 года назад +909

    Ron's order from Paunch Burger when he's making a point to Leslie.

    • @bluestone227
      @bluestone227 4 года назад +29

      Ron's paunch burger that he put a banana in

    • @D_Boone
      @D_Boone 4 года назад +8

      And then put a banana on it and eat it.

    • @limeminun6042
      @limeminun6042 4 года назад

      lol

    • @tierneymay980
      @tierneymay980 4 года назад +9

      @@D_Boone He must be so happy to be allergic to bananas, to be able to say no to that request

    • @BayouChamps
      @BayouChamps 4 года назад +5

      "Ughh. 'Number Two' is right." -Anne Perkins.

  • @Frozenwinter84
    @Frozenwinter84 4 года назад +1942

    If you do a paunchburger episode, dont forget the "child" sized soda or Water+

    • @doctorofskillz2932
      @doctorofskillz2932 3 года назад +46

      Water zero

    • @katla_phc
      @katla_phc 3 года назад +54

      @@doctorofskillz2932 diet water zero light...it has only 60 calories per serving.

    • @7upcan502
      @7upcan502 3 года назад +10

      That episode litterslly made me sick and I eat a lot

    • @bonkai68
      @bonkai68 3 года назад +15

      @Lavender-Reboot roughly there size of a 2 year old child if they were liquified

    • @nghstudios65
      @nghstudios65 2 года назад +1

      It was a milkshake.

  • @PanzerMold
    @PanzerMold 3 года назад +423

    "Haverford rule number six: never eat anything with a sauce I have to dip myself. Drizzle it on for me! I’m not your maid!"
    ~Tom Haverford

    • @suhanikhanna7991
      @suhanikhanna7991 3 года назад +24

      I am not your mAiDeeeeee

    • @hariviswanathane3431
      @hariviswanathane3431 3 года назад +4

      @@suhanikhanna7991 The calzones...
      Betrayed me?

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 2 года назад +7

      Drizzling sauce on food should be a crime. You're supposed to dip.

    • @priyantimandal770
      @priyantimandal770 2 года назад +1

      Why did I read it in Tom's "snazzy" voice ...

  • @krishnavenugopal5680
    @krishnavenugopal5680 4 года назад +2852

    Not gonna lie but the “Low cal calzone zone” is a pretty sick name

    • @christianobangnaldo3393
      @christianobangnaldo3393 4 года назад +17

      band name idea

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster 4 года назад +135

      Make the first one in southern California. Call it the SoCal Low Cal Calzone Zone

    • @krishnavenugopal5680
      @krishnavenugopal5680 4 года назад +4

      jimwormmaster That’s even better

    • @kleyperr6113
      @kleyperr6113 4 года назад +35

      “Get a taste of the locale at the SoCal Low Cal Calzone Zone!”

    • @grashi
      @grashi 4 года назад +1

      No One 😂😂😂

  • @AngryTheGnome
    @AngryTheGnome 4 года назад +1546

    in Italy we call the small frying calzoni: "panzerotti" which translate roughly to "small bellys"

    • @JordanWallac3
      @JordanWallac3 4 года назад +58

      small belly that makes a big belly

    • @saldan3985
      @saldan3985 4 года назад +21

      In Indonesia we call them "Pastel"
      Which is weird and nobody knows why we call them that.

    • @dogebama
      @dogebama 4 года назад +10

      IN AMERICA WE CALL THEM TAUGHT BALLS

    • @karasking4862
      @karasking4862 4 года назад +5

      That is adorable and I love it.

    • @whatwouldtarado213
      @whatwouldtarado213 4 года назад +19

      THANK YOU! I grew up in NJ and yelled "THAT'S A PANZEROTTI!" at my computer screen.

  • @origamichik3n
    @origamichik3n 3 года назад +741

    Babish: "in another bowl combine threequartersofacupofsugaroneandahalfoftablespoonsofcornstarchonequartercupofbrownsugartwoteaspoonsofcinnamonhalfteaspoonofgroundgingerhalfteaspoonofgroundallspicecornteaspoonofgroundcloveszestofonelemonandteaspoonofkoshersalt."
    Me: "Sugar and salt then. Got it!"

  • @craggywag5482
    @craggywag5482 3 года назад +609

    "it's just pizza that's harder to eat!"
    -Leslie Knope, 2014

    • @ARiter
      @ARiter 3 года назад +14

      but also better

    • @audee575
      @audee575 3 года назад +2

      @@ARiter i dunno fam pepsi lowkey better

    • @audee575
      @audee575 3 года назад +16

      @Sofa King so how tf should it be like

    • @zeroast9474
      @zeroast9474 3 года назад +9

      @Sofa King what is the proper way to do it then?

    • @javierescuella731
      @javierescuella731 3 года назад +16

      Sofa King there’s more than one way to make a calzone bud

  • @frankbradley4487
    @frankbradley4487 4 года назад +803

    PAUNCH BURGER AND MEAT TORNADO AND LESLIE’S WAFFLES COMBINED EPISODE WHEN!?

    • @presarioman
      @presarioman 4 года назад +14

      Omg, the meat tornado!

    • @maxijgo23
      @maxijgo23 4 года назад +26

      @@presarioman It literally killed a guy last year.

    • @etenterprises
      @etenterprises 4 года назад +16

      You had me at meat tornado.

    • @frankbradley4487
      @frankbradley4487 4 года назад +8

      Jeff Lee {proceeds to drop desk drawer on the ground.}

    • @John-nd7il
      @John-nd7il 4 года назад +2

      It’s called the Swanson.

  • @hufflepufflez3293
    @hufflepufflez3293 3 года назад +1637

    if this man ever had fanfiction written about him the focus on his forearms would be disturbing

    • @AlexR05e
      @AlexR05e 3 года назад +283

      This is... such a cursed comment. You’re not wrong however and a terrible part of me wants to get to writing now.

    • @hufflepufflez3293
      @hufflepufflez3293 3 года назад +105

      @@AlexR05e oh, _please_ do

    • @ellabrown4248
      @ellabrown4248 3 года назад +30

      All I can do is hope this doesn't exist

    • @abluejayc3503
      @abluejayc3503 3 года назад +44

      @@ellabrown4248 the easiest thing to do is not to go look for it

    • @denny.moiras
      @denny.moiras 3 года назад +14

      If you were able to think it somebody probably did too and I hope that probably is incorrect

  • @opnic_
    @opnic_ 3 года назад +120

    “Because if your balls do this after an hour and a half at room temperature, see a doctor.”
    I’m dead

    • @lumberjack7178
      @lumberjack7178 3 года назад +2

      Same

    • @ASDAPOI
      @ASDAPOI 3 года назад +10

      Should’ve gone to see that doctor

    • @nikorobinson6336
      @nikorobinson6336 3 года назад +1

      Hmm I'm just backed up nothing to worry about

    • @ottohartmann7444
      @ottohartmann7444 2 года назад

      Maybe just send a picture of them to all of your female employees, that should fix the problem

    • @cofl71
      @cofl71 2 года назад

      Genuine spit-take. :)

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +523

    "Because if your balls do this after an hour and a half at room temperature. See a doctor."
    -Binging with Babish 2020

  • @hudsonmaks3989
    @hudsonmaks3989 4 года назад +1608

    He says he doesn’t understand the people of Pawnee, he must be an Eagletonian

  • @demetergrasseater
    @demetergrasseater 3 года назад +135

    Tiny deep-fried calzone is defined by us Puerto Ricans as the only permissible way to make empanadas.

    • @brock8061
      @brock8061 3 года назад +3

      My mom makes empanadas but she makes them like little apple pies instead of the meat filling

    • @scrubthedub69
      @scrubthedub69 3 года назад

      Amen

    • @Levacque
      @Levacque Год назад

      ​@@brock8061 I've also heard of pineapple or strawberries in empanadas

  • @chazblank2717
    @chazblank2717 3 года назад +218

    You should do the Pawnee Unity Day Burger...
    “I love Pawnee, I just ordered a small burger; and both the buns were mini pizzas...”
    I’m imagining deep dishes...

    • @brock8061
      @brock8061 3 года назад +13

      At some point he has to make jj’s diner waffles

  • @Amy_Sax
    @Amy_Sax 4 года назад +243

    Babish: "out of breath a few times"
    Me: Casually moves away from laptop.

    • @jiraph52
      @jiraph52 4 года назад +13

      **I move away from the laptop to breathe in

    • @fhat_the_wuck
      @fhat_the_wuck 4 года назад

      Oh good, i'm not the only one who did that then.

    • @jagtan13
      @jagtan13 4 года назад +1

      @@jiraph52 Tay Z.

    • @coolfrisbee
      @coolfrisbee 4 года назад +1

      He had it a few episodes ago, and seeing this one made me happy that he's recovered =)

  • @deez581
    @deez581 4 года назад +420

    WHY IS THIS EPISODE GOING SO FAST

    • @radhiadeedou8286
      @radhiadeedou8286 4 года назад +28

      At the end of the video I was out of breath

    • @jerkasshomer6154
      @jerkasshomer6154 4 года назад +11

      Made in Heaven

    • @ctronomega
      @ctronomega 4 года назад +8

      Yeah, keep an eye out for the entire universe resetting

    • @TheMajesticJunkyard
      @TheMajesticJunkyard 4 года назад

      Because he's done this before in different variations of his videos

    • @francisabellana445
      @francisabellana445 4 года назад

      Cuz its Quality over Quantity

  • @sonofpears4691
    @sonofpears4691 3 года назад +38

    “Part skimmed ricotta which is kind of like wallpaper paste” 😂

  • @Fyreflier
    @Fyreflier 2 года назад +58

    I just noticed Babish said "four-ish _centimetres_ thick" when rolling out mini calzone dough XD
    don't do that! Four-ish _millimetres_ is far more reasonable

  • @5persondude
    @5persondude 4 года назад +624

    Babish: “Hey guys sorry I couldn’t get the Jojo episode out”
    Also Babish: “Hmm lets do Paunch Burger next episode”

    • @babishculinaryuniverse
      @babishculinaryuniverse  4 года назад +190

      Just joshing - Jojo episode drops next week, I got ahold of the rennet for some mozzarella-making!

    • @doppovulkan8449
      @doppovulkan8449 4 года назад +23

      We were memein' babby.
      Also I'm gonna use this opportunity to say that I heckin' love you holy crap you're amazing
      You're the very reason I started cooking and experimenting at home, oh and Coronavirus is also the reason for that.

    • @danielludwig647
      @danielludwig647 4 года назад +35

      @@babishculinaryuniverse aww shit, are we getting an episode based on Tonio's restaurant?? I'm down.

    • @marcelneudorf9340
      @marcelneudorf9340 4 года назад +9

      @@babishculinaryuniverse is your Mozzarella also going to heal the consumers body?

    • @pendularnuncius2618
      @pendularnuncius2618 4 года назад +7

      @@babishculinaryuniverse really hope the mozzarella is for tonio's restaurant and not that scene from steel ball run.

  • @melsyoutube
    @melsyoutube 4 года назад +844

    corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hotdog.

    • @majestichotwings6974
      @majestichotwings6974 4 года назад +23

      Cursed

    • @velcro1061
      @velcro1061 4 года назад +34

      Corn bone? You mean the cob

    • @closetwarrior
      @closetwarrior 4 года назад +95

      @@velcro1061 No. Corn bone.

    • @emilyguzman8599
      @emilyguzman8599 4 года назад +19

      Corn bone sound like Joe Exotics neighbor's name

    • @Nikkitapup
      @Nikkitapup 4 года назад +9

      This is an awful thing to ask for.
      Someone figured out how to do it.
      But only Babish could make it not terrible.
      Not that I know why he'd do it because it doesn't really fit either of his cooking show categories.

  • @reioni2143
    @reioni2143 3 года назад +251

    7:35 You sure you don’t mean millimeters? 4 centimeters is like an inch and a half.

  • @erfling1
    @erfling1 3 года назад +21

    I used to work at a place that both made calzones and had a deep fryer, and also had a slow season. Long story short, deep fried calzones are very good. Also deep fried desert calzones, with chocolate inside

  • @thejackalope2622
    @thejackalope2622 4 года назад +291

    Is "Apple calzone" another way to say "almost a whole apple pie"?

    • @quintenpena693
      @quintenpena693 4 года назад +10

      Kevin Dunlap It’s the unit of measurement for 3/4 of a whole pie

    • @crypticwestwind876
      @crypticwestwind876 4 года назад +6

      "Large apple turnovers"

    • @SirDiamondNips
      @SirDiamondNips 4 года назад +1

      More like 9/16ths of an apple pie.

  • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
    @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. 4 года назад +335

    "burnished and browned and ... b'done"
    I come for the cooking skill but I stay for the alliteration.

  • @callumjames7776
    @callumjames7776 3 года назад +220

    That is LITERALLY the best idea I’ve ever heard.

    • @avar.9926
      @avar.9926 3 года назад +29

      You'd be lying if you didn't read that comment in the Chris traeger voice.

    • @ShrapnelTwo
      @ShrapnelTwo 3 года назад +19

      Scientists believe that the first human to live 150 years has already been born.
      I believe I am that human.

    • @ericac6648
      @ericac6648 3 года назад +15

      ann perkins! ;)

    • @wyliemercado3757
      @wyliemercado3757 3 года назад +8

      *two seconds later* That is LITERALLY the worst idea ever

    • @ElysianEverlasting
      @ElysianEverlasting 3 года назад +1

      That is LITERALLY the greatest idea. I will run to my next meeting!

  • @westnilesnipes
    @westnilesnipes 4 года назад +68

    “The calzones....betrayed me!?” Lol
    God bless Ben Wyatt and his love of calzones 😂

    • @brock8061
      @brock8061 3 года назад +2

      I wish he had started some sort of restaurant like Tom did. Or he could’ve made his calzones at toms bistro

    • @westnilesnipes
      @westnilesnipes 3 года назад

      Brock The Calzone-zone! Lol

    • @brock8061
      @brock8061 3 года назад +1

      WestNileSnipes I KNOW I really wanted him to make that restaurant at some point

  • @Frankenbutt99
    @Frankenbutt99 4 года назад +663

    Broke: Binging with Babish
    Woke: *The low-cal calzone zone*

  • @lemmadogman4924
    @lemmadogman4924 4 года назад +412

    “Empanadas - I mean calzones” REAL every time I see that scene I think “that’s literally an empanada”

    • @EmblaWanderer
      @EmblaWanderer 4 года назад +7

      And the small ones are 'empanadillas'

    • @ArtemisScribe
      @ArtemisScribe 4 года назад +34

      I mean they have different names in every culture. Putting a filling inside a pastry casing is a good way to transport it. It's why it's a worker's food. Everyone basically went "this is a good idea" on their own and created the same thing through trial and error.

    • @yogawarriorgirl
      @yogawarriorgirl 4 года назад +14

      @@ArtemisScribe High-calorie food in transportable shell, the thing that unites the world!

    • @cheeseonyomama
      @cheeseonyomama 4 года назад +7

      That must have been the point of this video then.
      Because he opens it with "calzones" and the first thing he made was just a fucking apple pie lol

    • @ricvg9386
      @ricvg9386 4 года назад +5

      I just remembered a few months ago I went to this empanada place near my house and they had a pretty weird one with dulce de leche and cheese, and of course I had to order it. It was surprisingly good, so I'll just leave that information here, if any of you guys have dulce de leche and want to taste a weird calzone- I mean, empanada, give it a try.

  • @afrikasmith1049
    @afrikasmith1049 3 года назад +18

    I never watched a single episode of Parks and Rec, but I can tell the writer or writers of the show really loves food.

  • @unleashedplayer
    @unleashedplayer 3 года назад +15

    Now THIS is the Low-Cal Calzone Zone

  • @earlgrey8143
    @earlgrey8143 4 года назад +141

    "Haha! You thought this was the Jojo episode... but it was me, Ben Wyatt!"

  • @yerkomunozb.3537
    @yerkomunozb.3537 4 года назад +282

    "That's where the testicular similarities end, because if your balls do this after an hour and a half at room temperature: see a doctor." - Binging with Babish 4:53

  • @officialnezquick
    @officialnezquick 3 года назад +6

    I got flashbacks to when Babish put actual blood sweat and tears in the Matilda cake and completely thought he would put expired sausage in the calzone for accuracy

  • @salownsu123
    @salownsu123 3 года назад +1

    I just wanna say, as much as I like your videos in general, I never knew how much I needed a hyper sped up recipe with sped up video. I'm starting to be a half decent home chef and if online recipes were always presented like this, I wouldn't have to skim through 8 minutes of fluff tossed between important parts and realize I have to go back cause I skipped an important part.

  • @SmilesTheAce
    @SmilesTheAce 4 года назад +322

    This brought back a memory of a very obscure TV show called “Ed” about a guy who owned a bowling alley. Anyway, one episode one of the cooks had an idea of deep frying a whole apple pie instead of a calzone shaped one. Always wanted to try it, but I know it maybe a little dangerous since I don’t have a big enough deep fryer. Haha!

    • @triangulum8869
      @triangulum8869 4 года назад

      Dew it.

    • @nicebot337
      @nicebot337 4 года назад +2

      You can do it but smaller ?

    • @edstirling
      @edstirling 4 года назад +8

      make small ones. sounds like a killer fritter.

    • @jameslanders3421
      @jameslanders3421 4 года назад

      I love Ed. I wish they could release it again. Stupid music rights.

    • @arwen-_-E.M.P.
      @arwen-_-E.M.P. 4 года назад

      Ryann Soriano
      I have nine syllables for you:
      The king of random, And a Bathtub.

  • @shanewoods6440
    @shanewoods6440 4 года назад +96

    Babish: "roll out to about 4-ish centimetres thick"
    I think he definitely meant millimeters. 'Murica

  • @the_bamboozler9613
    @the_bamboozler9613 3 года назад +88

    2:55 my sister has one of those but she keeps it in her room guess she like to cook in her room

    • @ItsAlwaysOct
      @ItsAlwaysOct 3 года назад +36

      I'm sad that I dont even need to click the time stamp to know you're making a joke about the immersion blender

    • @samthomas4074
      @samthomas4074 3 года назад +2

      Damn I need to cook in my room

    • @AmraphelofShinar
      @AmraphelofShinar 3 года назад +15

      Does her use of this device lead to what we see at 2:45?

    • @ashmitsingh6995
      @ashmitsingh6995 3 года назад +3

      @@AmraphelofShinar when you accidentally chuck your pasta water but remember you're cooking in your room and have an immersion blender

  • @endurogod5230
    @endurogod5230 3 года назад +18

    I was watching this at 1.25× speed and when he started talking extra fast i thought I was tripping

  • @aztolfoz
    @aztolfoz 4 года назад +1504

    "You were expecting a JoJo episode, but it was me, a calzone episode!"

    • @cic1470
      @cic1470 4 года назад +29

      aztolfoz KONO DIO DA

    • @cantaffordmanga3908
      @cantaffordmanga3908 4 года назад +58

      Yeah my hopes are that Andrew makes Mista’s strawberry cake, or some of Tonio Trussardi’s food. I’m pretty sure there are ingredients in the manga.

    • @troyhilario2770
      @troyhilario2770 4 года назад +22

      KONO CALZONE DA !!!

    • @have5599
      @have5599 4 года назад +29

      I hope he makes the baby shit banana pudding

    • @FunkBastid
      @FunkBastid 4 года назад +9

      Calzone! How many times are you going to delay the JoJo episode?

  • @danielgeroe1166
    @danielgeroe1166 4 года назад +123

    You should do "Ron's Paunch Burger." Ann tells Ron in one episode that needs more potassium. Ron is so opposed to plant-based food he physically can't eat the banana. He smashes it in a burger to eat it.
    So.... banana burgers?

    • @lemonb9961
      @lemonb9961 4 года назад +7

      Sadly he is allergic to banana

    • @164ribinbenny6
      @164ribinbenny6 4 года назад +8

      Guess who else can't physically eat banana😂

    • @maguirebentz797
      @maguirebentz797 4 года назад +2

      Or you could do the paunch burger from the fake commercial they made for the show

    • @natalieely8555
      @natalieely8555 4 года назад +2

      Or he could make the vegetable loaf.

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 4 года назад

      What about plantains?

  • @alexlodervo
    @alexlodervo 3 года назад

    "Ben Wyatt" by First of October was stuck on a loop in my head for this entire video, and I'm here for it

  • @gourmetchocolatemilk9639
    @gourmetchocolatemilk9639 3 года назад +6

    See, the calzone love is where i feel a connection with Ben. The traditional-breakfast love is where i feel a connection with Ron.

  • @ginnygriffin2148
    @ginnygriffin2148 4 года назад +183

    Initially I thought “why do the dessert calzone first?” Then I remembered being an adult means you can have dessert first whenever you want. Being an adult is sick.

    • @Maxer110
      @Maxer110 4 года назад +6

      Holy shit You are Right.

    • @thebonelessone3107
      @thebonelessone3107 4 года назад +12

      Ginny Griffin True, we can have dessert whenever we want, but that also means we have to sometimes decide when NOT to have dessert. Also taxes and stuff.

    • @aichadoumbia9199
      @aichadoumbia9199 4 года назад

      Qmo

    • @ginnygriffin2148
      @ginnygriffin2148 4 года назад

      Aïcha Doumbia qmo?

    • @gothicwebby2097
      @gothicwebby2097 4 года назад

      TylerWhocott ???

  • @KittyCatThang
    @KittyCatThang 4 года назад +167

    "About 4-sih centimeters thick" Me, swapping back to this tab in confusion: That's a thick ass calzone-????

    • @jozsefgal9939
      @jozsefgal9939 4 года назад +16

      he probably meant millimeters, but I was confused too XD

    • @gabryelshepard4803
      @gabryelshepard4803 4 года назад +2

      I was hoping somebody else noticed that lmao

    • @KittyCatThang
      @KittyCatThang 4 года назад +2

      @@jozsefgal9939 Oh he definitely did, but it just made me laugh when I heard that. XD

    • @vende6137
      @vende6137 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, scrolled down to the comments too because of that one.

    • @jozsefgal9939
      @jozsefgal9939 4 года назад

      @@KittyCatThang yeah I was like: uhm wat?

  • @edim108
    @edim108 3 года назад +150

    The mini calzones are just "pierogi but made by an Italian".

  • @komico11
    @komico11 3 года назад +18

    Me: Did this man just use his protein powder lid as a cutter?
    My brain: Yes he did....yes he did

  • @DaFro3713
    @DaFro3713 4 года назад +233

    Haverford rule number one: avoid any food where sauce is served on the side. Drizzle it on for me, I’m not your maaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!

  • @believeinmatter
    @believeinmatter 4 года назад +441

    Babish is such a perfectionist that I thought he was actually going to give himself food poisoning for the video

  • @ITSM3JON
    @ITSM3JON 3 года назад +18

    I get so hyped to cook this stuff and then he says some "let that shit rest for 18 hours " D:

  • @DATA-qt3nb
    @DATA-qt3nb 4 года назад +6

    for sure, whenever i use skim mozz i have to grate a little parm, romano, or Ricotta Salata for a tiny amount of genuine cheese flavor.

  • @titovelez989
    @titovelez989 4 года назад +1563

    Babish: "Jojo episode next week"
    Me: "Oh God, he's gonna make the tea"

    • @OTSND
      @OTSND 4 года назад +46

      underrated post right here

    • @funnyname2922
      @funnyname2922 4 года назад +101

      He's gonna make water that makes you cry

    • @OnionJuice517
      @OnionJuice517 4 года назад +117

      Next Time on Binging with Babish: Shigechi's Sandwich

    • @heartiron4178
      @heartiron4178 4 года назад +70

      Nah it will be a normal episode but he makes everything with the menacing spoon

    • @deadchanellmao9929
      @deadchanellmao9929 4 года назад +26

      NOT THE TEA

  • @nikelsndimes3937
    @nikelsndimes3937 4 года назад +304

    “Calzones are pointless. They’re just pizza that’s harder to eat. No one likes them. Good day, sir” - Leslie Knope

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 4 года назад +7

      I don't know if they're harder to eat, but each time, it feel like I have half less pizza than all the other pizzas on the menu... so I never order them XD

    • @parkesc7832
      @parkesc7832 4 года назад +8

      Agree, pizza is just more straightforward and visible

    • @jobama9909
      @jobama9909 4 года назад

      Parkesc78 no no no no no

    • @galacticravioli3217
      @galacticravioli3217 4 года назад

      have size ones are like a pizza taco though, also frozen calzones are like 1000% better than frozen pizza

    • @NclinedMuzaclly
      @NclinedMuzaclly 4 года назад

      Hate calzones because the filling is never cooked to my liking

  • @KimberlyS01
    @KimberlyS01 3 года назад +7

    By the way, if you're trying to avoid filling leakage, try to make sure there's as little air trapped in your dumpling/calzone before you seal it up.

  • @kyralumpkin1974
    @kyralumpkin1974 4 года назад +16

    You should do the tomato sandwich from Harriett the Spy!
    I’d love to see how you would babish the simpleness of it!

  • @valeriemunday8814
    @valeriemunday8814 4 года назад +383

    "In honor of your never-ending quest to personally babysit each and every American citizen, I went to Paunch Burger and got myself a Number Two: Double Bacon Grenade Deluxe, Hash Browns, Chili Cheese Fries, and one poached egg.”
    "Ugh, number 2 is right."

    • @greenyawgmoth
      @greenyawgmoth 4 года назад +5

      That sounds delicious though. I want like 6 poached eggs though.

    • @xgotSOLE
      @xgotSOLE 4 года назад +4

      Babish should include a banana in the burger. For... you know... his health

    • @Mumbungua
      @Mumbungua 4 года назад

      I want this

  • @spzaruba5089
    @spzaruba5089 4 года назад +1878

    Friend: Why do you like calzones? They're only a quesadilla pizza.
    Me: You made my point.
    (Edit: much love to the fans of quesadilla pizzas! Thank you.)

    • @alanwiggins47
      @alanwiggins47 4 года назад +40

      Or are quesadillas a Mexican calzone?

    • @SirCheeseEater
      @SirCheeseEater 4 года назад +39

      A pizza is an unfolded calzone...

    • @kevintapia1760
      @kevintapia1760 4 года назад +4

      alan wiggins no since a quesadilla I shut but not sealed so no

    • @shiroiku9314
      @shiroiku9314 4 года назад

      @@kevintapia1760 Shut up

    • @ljlk8583
      @ljlk8583 4 года назад

      @@kevintapia1760 not necessarilly

  • @KayleeGridleyLimitless
    @KayleeGridleyLimitless 3 года назад +6

    All these P&R foods are making me want to rewatch it. Again. I love that show.
    Edit: i really want his books they seem like a great read, even if you aren't going to cook all the recipes, which I would def try to do.

  • @chophappy
    @chophappy 4 года назад +1

    Parks and rec was such a great show! I'm excited to try the calzone from the show!

  • @POTATOEH81
    @POTATOEH81 4 года назад +508

    It would be really nice if babish made an episode about Heavy's Sandwich from TF2 in memory of Rick May the voice actor of TF2's Soldier and peppy hare from Starfox 64 who recently passed away from The Coronavirus
    Edit Inspired from the replies : and maybe some of the other iconic foodstuffs if one sandwich isn't enough material for a video

    • @mattkennedy9308
      @mattkennedy9308 4 года назад +21

      Rick May dude.
      I agree though, tribute food from Babish would be cool.

    • @blackironwalterkus3851
      @blackironwalterkus3851 4 года назад +7

      Dude if you’re going to do a tribute, at least try and spell the guys name right.

    • @POTATOEH81
      @POTATOEH81 4 года назад +14

      I'm sorry , google Autocorrects May to Ray for me because it's my friends name and I use it commonly

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 4 года назад +4

      POTATO EH-81-ATG Bruh you did it again

    • @POTATOEH81
      @POTATOEH81 4 года назад +7

      @@oddacity5883 goddammit , sorry

  • @Sam-pg8cs
    @Sam-pg8cs 4 года назад +685

    No one:
    *Andrew’s fork:* ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️
    He used the fork shake of excellence in his new episode I’m dead 💀💀💀

    • @Al-zs6tq
      @Al-zs6tq 4 года назад +20

      5:52

    • @IanMossMakeMoss
      @IanMossMakeMoss 4 года назад +26

      Andrews hand after every bite in every video:⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️

    • @wawa95035
      @wawa95035 4 года назад +1

      Water ok but why did I laugh

    • @jordanjohnston3678
      @jordanjohnston3678 4 года назад +9

      Natarattata here’s why. It is a response to certain external or internal stimuli. Laughter can arise from such activities as being tickled, or from humorous stories or thoughts. On some occasions, however, it may be caused by contrary emotional states such as embarrassment, apology, or confusion such as nervous laughter or courtesy laugh.

    • @gabbonoo
      @gabbonoo 4 года назад

      @@IanMossMakeMoss crumbs and juices, existent or not, shall be returned to the metaphorical plate

  • @katelenway5586
    @katelenway5586 4 года назад +1

    there is just something about watching babish that makes it so relaxing.

  • @songoku7390
    @songoku7390 3 года назад

    Little tip on the crimping, start from the center and work toward the edges with both hands simultaneously with a slight twist towards the ends for decoration

  • @samrosen9748
    @samrosen9748 4 года назад +47

    The accounting firm getting Ben calzones for cracking the case is the happiest moment in TV history

  • @thefool_1164
    @thefool_1164 4 года назад +101

    Whenever andy really likes the food he makes his utensil bounce up and down after the bite
    Its the victory dance of the cooking world

  • @imaniwilson9084
    @imaniwilson9084 4 года назад

    I might cry because of how delicious your food is every time I watch your videos

  • @SwiftsReborn
    @SwiftsReborn 3 года назад

    Absolutely amazing that at the exact moment he said "minutes straight" the blender is moving

  • @expiredlunch
    @expiredlunch 4 года назад +326

    Me: uses sea salt instead of kosher salt
    Culinary gods: So you have chosen death

    • @TheRexTera
      @TheRexTera 4 года назад +10

      The only difference is that you might want to change your measurements since the grains of salt might be in different sizes. Example is: one table spoon of finely grained table salt is much more than one table spoon of kosher salt that have bigger grains of salt and gives room for more air around each grains.

    • @pikariocraftf2802
      @pikariocraftf2802 4 года назад +11

      @@TheRexTera - one word,
      grams.
      that's the word, grams is the word, ababa umamamau, have you heard that gRams is the woRd-
      (I don't know I'm trying to make this at least a comment worth posting instead of looking like an asshat about grams and tablespoons)

    • @evieinfinite
      @evieinfinite 4 года назад +2

      @@pikariocraftf2802 ABABA UMAMAMAU

  • @SteveSmith-sd5hq
    @SteveSmith-sd5hq 4 года назад +574

    Andrew these days:
    *Breathes*
    "Air, courtesy of America's Test Kitchen."

    • @maggots7131
      @maggots7131 4 года назад +6

      Steve Smith American Test Kitchen is your god

  • @OuroborosAnarchy
    @OuroborosAnarchy 4 года назад +3

    There is one ‘food from tv’ that I would love to see Andrew do his take on. The ‘Triple Fried Egg with Chili sauce and chutney’ from Episode 3 of Series 2 of ‘Red Dwarf’. Its simple, but I like the idea of Andrew spicing it up his own way.

  • @annabellelin7730
    @annabellelin7730 Год назад +3

    I think it's fitting that you picked sausage.
    Botulinum, which is one of the nastier food poisoning bacteria, was named because it was found in contaminated sausage. The "botulus" part means sausage.

  • @UniCorn-vq1xo
    @UniCorn-vq1xo 4 года назад +170

    4:55 „if your balls do this after 1 1/2 hours at room temperature go see a doctor” 😂

  • @g9luvsyoutube
    @g9luvsyoutube 4 года назад +242

    “ A *CCCAAAlllLLLooOOOZZZZOOOOooooonNNNEEEEsszzzzz...* “

    • @Someone-sj7ep
      @Someone-sj7ep 4 года назад +1

      AxxL what?

    • @retr016
      @retr016 4 года назад

      oh, it's the disabled RUclipsr, again.

    • @Someone-sj7ep
      @Someone-sj7ep 4 года назад +1

      MT 611 I am not disabled

    • @Mikey-pl3hz
      @Mikey-pl3hz 4 года назад +1

      @@Someone-sj7ep talking about the first reply guy, not you i hope

    • @justsomeguy1014
      @justsomeguy1014 4 года назад +1

      “Or as you Americans call it calzones”

  • @NephilisThylord
    @NephilisThylord 3 года назад +3

    “These people live and die for something called Paunch burger. Maybe I’ll try that.”
    And that’s what brought us to this day.

  • @PeterHerget
    @PeterHerget 4 года назад

    Your audio was fantastic, nice editing, and your lighting was good too. Yeah, a calzone for lunch today sounds yummy!

  • @RayBlendertube
    @RayBlendertube 4 года назад +482

    "Mini-Calzone" is called "Panzerotto". Calzone is when it's baked, Panzerotto when it's deep-fried.

    • @Dogman_35
      @Dogman_35 4 года назад +20

      But in this case it's an empanada. Because, you know, pie dough.

    • @matzmx
      @matzmx 4 года назад +5

      But it's actually pronounced "samosa" lol

    • @RayBlendertube
      @RayBlendertube 4 года назад +12

      @@matzmx Samosa is an entire different thing.

    • @michaelwodz9807
      @michaelwodz9807 4 года назад +5

      Ok italian

    • @MoeZarella
      @MoeZarella 4 года назад +5

      Panzerotto könnte auch mein Opa sein

  • @Signs-tm9cv
    @Signs-tm9cv 4 года назад +144

    “That idea is terrible”- Chris Treger

  • @hotlinechernobyl5157
    @hotlinechernobyl5157 3 года назад +3

    "Tiny wisk to combine" tiny WANGJANGLE! YES!

  • @BlowUpTheOutsideWorld
    @BlowUpTheOutsideWorld 2 года назад +2

    "That's where the testicular similarity ends. If your balls do this after two hours, see a doctor." I'm in love with you.

  • @radicaledward3783
    @radicaledward3783 4 года назад +387

    Honestly the fact that I wasn't surprised Andrew was willing to actually give himself food poisoning is a testament to how committed he is to the show, even if he didn't actually.

    • @marcpeterson1092
      @marcpeterson1092 4 года назад

      I thought he would, too.

    • @weirdchris3560
      @weirdchris3560 4 года назад +14

      I mean he put literal blood and sweat in the cake in the Matilda Chocolate Cake vid.

    • @Snax000
      @Snax000 4 года назад +1

      Yeah after he drank the cold cure anything was possible

    • @swarley2500
      @swarley2500 4 года назад

      @@Snax000 he couldnt taste it anyways.

    • @cebada1272
      @cebada1272 4 года назад +2

      Nice pfp.

  • @icooper124
    @icooper124 4 года назад +140

    7:37 “...about four-ish _centimeters_ thick...” In freedom units that’s over an inch and a half 😁 I think _millimeters_ was the word you were looking for

  • @Yurrita
    @Yurrita 4 года назад +65

    I literally smile when I hear you say “sauté pin” now, happy to see you’re healthy and back in the regular swing of things. ✌🏽

    • @misterturkturkle
      @misterturkturkle 4 года назад +9

      One word
      Sauteepn. Like saucepn.

    • @Jackenn_Cooper
      @Jackenn_Cooper 4 года назад

      What happened? Did he get sick?

    • @lunayen
      @lunayen 4 года назад

      @@Jackenn_Cooper
      Yes. Go look at his "cold cure" video.

  • @NephilisThylord
    @NephilisThylord 4 года назад +8

    And this (5:30) is when I realized he has the apple calzone in the background.
    Lol

  • @ominofail6826
    @ominofail6826 3 года назад +17

    as an italian i must admit ive never seen calzone made with pie dough xD
    looks good though

  • @hardyworld
    @hardyworld 4 года назад +53

    In the last recipe, you said you pounded and rolled the dough out into a large round "about 4-ish centimeters thick". I don't think you meant to say that as 4 centimeters is over 1.5 inches thick, which is taller than the lid you used as a biscuit-cutter. Everything looked amazing (as expected).

    • @vincenttoffoli9209
      @vincenttoffoli9209 4 года назад +17

      Probably meant 4 millimeters, which would be a perfectly reasonable thickness.

    • @derkik
      @derkik 4 года назад

      He said ish.

  • @ihaveaplan.ijustneedmoney.9777
    @ihaveaplan.ijustneedmoney.9777 3 года назад +2

    The last time I heard someone say "divide it in twain" so casually was in a Rowan Atkinson skit

  • @verYCreepyDoll
    @verYCreepyDoll 3 года назад

    Imagine trying to cook along this...him rattling down what he’s doing is giving me whiplash 😆

  • @benpeters-brown5317
    @benpeters-brown5317 4 года назад +210

    "Cal zone apple pie"
    *hears the rage of millions of Italians about to turn my ass into a can of chopped tomatoes*

    • @BallonEEE.
      @BallonEEE. 4 года назад +10

      *Funiculi Funicula starts to get louder.*

    • @wyletwo
      @wyletwo 4 года назад +12

      also isn't a calzone apple pie just an oversized apple empanada?

    • @yachiyous9110
      @yachiyous9110 4 года назад +1

      Nothing can compare to a way an italian prepare tomatoes

  • @johnloverman
    @johnloverman 4 года назад +60

    "I know I promised you guys a new JoJo episode but all of the ingredients didn't arrive on time"
    how hard is it to piss in some Italian tea, Andrew?

    • @VulcanicCloud
      @VulcanicCloud 4 года назад +1

      He probably needs to have his diet consist of strawberry cake and Italian food, so the piss is 100% accurate. It takes talent and patience to get that golden piss color.

  • @christinelim5999
    @christinelim5999 4 года назад

    SCREAMS THANK U FOR MAKING THIS

  • @yassenrossen2015
    @yassenrossen2015 3 года назад

    This is my favourite cooking channel

  • @enthusiastech
    @enthusiastech 4 года назад +181

    Babish: No JoJo episode
    Esidisi: Your attempt to exploit my anger is admirable, but I cannot be angered