A terrifying cosmic being breaking out of his containment and saying "Ahh.. gotta give it to our penitentaries, they do a good job keepin' a man locked up." Is actually one of the most intimidating things I think he could possibly say.
oh you did it now! //starts pissing// ohhh ohhhhhh no fuckkk //pisses my pants a lot and its like super visible and embarrassing// omg im so embarrassed haha //keeps pissing my pants so much that it fills the room with piss// you little punks really burst the dam this time! //runs out of room to breathe and drowns//
@@sorrymabbad instead of a humanoid machine, he ends up fighting a car named Brandon. a whole crowd is there to watch, and every political buzzword you can imagine is screamed out from someone in the crowd at some point
@@SpiteAnims so basically when you type a bunch of screaming into elevenlabs with 0 stability, it can end up making the ai go full psycho (the video which I made before this with the whole screaming bit is in the google drive folder in the description)
i deleted them after doing the project since it was clogging up my downloads folder, but i can probably recover most of them and stick them in a google drive file
idk why they got someone who was a va for a narrator to do it. i didnt even know before hearing sussypuss but he just doesnt sound like an actual person. he deadass speaks like a narrator trying to say character lines.
He sounds like a mix between an over-the-top narrator and a kill streak announcer for a FPS, which makes sense if you know about his work. He's not bad, but he's not fit for the role at all.
Ngl I'd be way happier to vote for Biden if he opened the next election with a promise to personally unmake his opponents with his bare hands. Maybe just use the first debate to declare 'JUDGEMENT' and dropkick his opponent.
Okay but honest to god, i belive that p-3 is going to be like p-1, only 2 fights, the first fight is going to be against either lucifer or against a prison of some sort, then we will fight gabriel in his prime form, since we know he has abandoned his purpose and now full of his own willpower, and of course getting killed by us, it would be the final rematch, where gabriel uses all of his moves from 3-2, 6-2, and 9-2, and once he is low all of his atacks gwt stronger, faster and adding teleporting to the mix.
holy shit I was waiting for someone to do this. We have these two serious prime souls with tragic stories. Wouldn't it be funny if the third one was a fucking modern day politinian.
someone actually made a mod adding this and the donald trump prime voicelines of the game they even gave minos and sisyphus their faces it’s hilarious to play this way
“Agh! Forgive me, proud people of America, because, I, uh, well I’ve certainly failed to give you the change and freedom you deserve from this great nation. Aaaaaaaggggggggh!”
for the people who want the voicelines: drive.google.com/drive/folders/1T1_xHeDPgIak-5Ft7g77Z_yWFhsyZdzW?usp=sharing
LEEEETS GOOOOO
Full battle when?
we need him saying judgment and like useless
doppio
@@ThreeMany3 BIDEN BLAST
"And your punishment according to the constitution is, uhh, I- it's *_death"_*
unironically pretty scary line
It’s the way he says it from casual speech with the stumbling over words to a clear, concise declaration
@@yobob591the music after it AND the line itself got me rolling down to hell fr fr
*KIIIIILLLL*
@@jackmclean4120 YOU ARE DEAD.
@@adventurer3288 SODAA
Going from Biden's incoherent mumbling to yelling "KILL" with all emotion is incredible
he was making you lower your guard before he biden blasted you into the stratosphere
it's the one moment he truely lives, awake and aware of the carnage he will inflict on this fucking go pro
A terrifying cosmic being breaking out of his containment and saying
"Ahh.. gotta give it to our penitentaries, they do a good job keepin' a man locked up."
Is actually one of the most intimidating things I think he could possibly say.
It kind of reminds me of the way the G-Man discusses being trapped or limited: as more interesting or amusing than anything else.
"Your punishment, according to the constitution, is, uh, it's death."
personnaly i think its "your only legacy will be a smear on this great nation"
You can damage him a lot when you wait for the Biden Bike taunt
You can parry his ice cream as well, but only for the first phase
When he does his Biden blast to transition into his second phase, you can parry that, but you have to be frame perfect
0:54
His sleepy taunt can be countered too, you need to be fast.
what about the stair part?
Biden screaming JUDGEMENT and drop kicking any and everyone is a terrifying image.
BIDEN BLAST!!! ITS JOEVER
You are literally everywhere I go.
In the name of the Lord God, Jesus Christ,
get out, vile fetishist!
bro what is your pfp, lol
@@George-pp4vr OH GOD EWWWW
Biggg Swampert
this isnt political and if i see anything political said in here i will piss my pants for all the world to see
anything political
said in here
oh you did it now! //starts pissing// ohhh ohhhhhh no fuckkk //pisses my pants a lot and its like super visible and embarrassing// omg im so embarrassed haha //keeps pissing my pants so much that it fills the room with piss// you little punks really burst the dam this time! //runs out of room to breathe and drowns//
Is this what they call a defense mechanism?
@@spunklord5000 what the fuck
'uh, listen fat- listen, machine'
V1 inflation
@@memesfromtheforsakenworlwi9218 do not
I thought he was about to say fa**** lmao
@@andrea_sur_ytsame
@@andrea_sur_ytImma tell ya rn
You’re still saying the slur even though you censored the “g o t”
he's tired of being called sleepy joe. he's about to put everyone else to sleep. forever
They'll finally understand the real meaning of Dark Brandon
@@sorrymabbad instead of a humanoid machine, he ends up fighting a car named Brandon. a whole crowd is there to watch, and every political buzzword you can imagine is screamed out from someone in the crowd at some point
Should've written "joever"
he "has slept long enough"
"is, uh, I- its death"
poetry
it just suddenly snaps to serious mode, and you remember that this is supposed to be a prime soul
KILLL!!!!!
biden talking about how he is going to kill you: i sleep
biden shouting "KILL" iwth way too much emotion: REAL SHIT
Where is that KILL sound effect from?
@@SpiteAnims so basically when you type a bunch of screaming into elevenlabs with 0 stability, it can end up making the ai go full psycho (the video which I made before this with the whole screaming bit is in the google drive folder in the description)
@@spunklord5000 Thanks fam. the sound effect is awesome
Most coherent Biden speech
least incoherent Biden speech tbpfpftph
That’s what hell does to a man
I agree, this video makes a lot of great points and from now on I will change my ways for the better
“Is uhh.. I. Uh- is death” mf don’t hit me with something with such perfect comedic timing
If this were realistic he wouldn’t have made it half way though the vid
Biden used his BIDEN BLAST on me and I lost my P-Rank 😭
Could have been worse. I’ve lost mine on his ASUFUTIMAEHAEHFUTBW attack
@@mr.raphael1507 you think thats bad? i lost my P-Rank to his "Bike Fall" move
You can chargeback the biden blast, y'know?
You know how to parry, right?
@@thediam0nddrag0n78 the Biden Blast attack has a blue flash, apparently
"Thy end is, uh, it is... right no-... your end.. uhh, thy end is... I... its now."
ju- uh, i mean um judgem- judgement.
“…anyways”
0:04
This short sequence of words is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
Bro giving shoutout to the angels that locked him 💀
“Shoutout to the flesh prison!”
They really do a good job keeping a man locked up, unlike the guys who tried to imprison Trump Prime
Once Ultrakill becomes fully modable so you can add your own bosses, I hope some makes a P- something for this
V1 votes at the 2024 election
One could change the model and the voice lines I guess
Check out the thunderstore page, somebody already made a mod
it has been done
@@winterherr I have seen it and it is incredible
I just love how menacingly he said "ITS DEATH" like the stuttering before that was actually intentional and not him really stuttering.
As long it's Ultrakill it's a automatic Anarchic. Now this is _Ultrakill_
0:28 just sounds like a normal oneyplays bit
0:13 this aged like fine milk
"your only legacy will be a smear on the history of this great nation" is a hard ass line
Biden blast attack is fucking op, i can't even beat the first phase.
First, you got to get though the ultimate penitentiary before you even fight Biden which is just a huge chore.
@@icebro3457 at least it's more doable than the boss fight.
@@greenhaze420 true dat
I got to second phase- but only once. You don’t even want to know what he can do…
If you P rank him in under a minute, you’ll get the secret “It’s Joever” voice line.
0:50 just imagine BUFF AS HELL BIDEN walking slowly towards you while smiling. With this theme playing on the background... That shit is terrifying.
the constant "uuhhs" make this so much better lol
he will be unstoppable once he gains the abillity to remember where he is
the way he just switches from his usual tone from a "KILL" is hilariously horrifying
"they want change, not you." Is honestly a really banger line.
This joe biden ai generated voice sounds identical wtf
elevenlabs is an absolute monster of a tool
It's because Joe talks like a robot
its not ai, he really said that
@@haisesasakii true, i was there
“I’m finally awake, and I shall be sleepy no more”
"It's only Joever when I say it's Joever, and fat, I've Joenly just begun."
Please give us the raw audio files and images someone needs to make this into a mod
What would the images be used for, it’s a 3D game?
@@baitornot4697 To make a model off of
@@baitornot4697 idk I mostly just want the audio
Oh my god I need this
i deleted them after doing the project since it was clogging up my downloads folder, but i can probably recover most of them and stick them in a google drive file
He sounds like he wasn't even sure of killing me but he did so I respect that dedication
Just like the Founding Fathers intended 🫡🫡🇺🇸
you know shits serious when Biden forgets to forget something
the iconic move: biden blast
"according to the constitution, it's... uh.. I-...It's death."
After biden retired , i feel like v1 won the fight in the end
Ha nice one
0:44 the amount of sas as he's like
its um well uh *its dead*
Game: Ultrakill
Lmao
I see absolutely no problem with that, i mean cmon its obviously Ultrakill, for once RUclips is right ^^
Well this aged well
“SODAAAAAA” **drop kicks you**
"According to the constitution, is, uh, It's death." Actually goes so fucking hard
AI is getting SCARILY good.
“your punishment according to the constitution, is uh, I… it’s death.”
i love the last image so much it looks like hes surfing in the source engine with insane acceleration off of his last bhop
I love that time Biden Prime bombarded my peripheral vision with his signature Biden Blast, greatest Prime boss.
“listen fat- uh, listen machine”
The stutters are what make it gold
Dude almost dropped a slur on the machine
His existence as a prime soul explains why we fight "THE CORPSE OF EMPEROR TRUMP" in 8-4
well damn, this aged well
this aged well
posting this on the day p-2 comes out is such a power move
tbh sisyphus’ VA wasnt as good as pinos
idk why they got someone who was a va for a narrator to do it. i didnt even know before hearing sussypuss but he just doesnt sound like an actual person. he deadass speaks like a narrator trying to say character lines.
@@deadlyadder2330 he's the voice in disco elysium
He sounds like a mix between an over-the-top narrator and a kill streak announcer for a FPS, which makes sense if you know about his work. He's not bad, but he's not fit for the role at all.
The little stutter when he says "...your punishment according to the constitution is *u h h* is I-, is death" is perfect
"Listen fa- listen machine" got me lol
SODAAA (Punches the earth with a mighty force)
Biden not forgetting!??!!
the stutters are so well done
Welp. It's Joever.
Finally biden isnt sleeping during a speech
0:20 looks so much like a videogame portrait except for the unnaturally smooth parts (basically AI artifacts)
The stuttering and pauses are so accurate wtf 💀
The way Biden said, "Uhh, it's death," so casually and matter of fact like had me dead.
“And your punishment (according to the constitution) is uh-*DEATH*”
Biden was saving up his speech ability to say *_” K I L L “_*
FORGOTTEN (P-? Biden Prime ost)
GUYS, YOU CAN PARRY HIS BIKE RIDING ATTACK FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE FOR THE “tragic injury” STYLE BONUS
He falls down and you parry the explosion or you parry him running you over?
@@spidyboi9097 after thar, he gets up and say "sooooooodaaaaaaaaaaa"
Be careful, it +ENRAGES him
PRIME // THIRD
THE BIDOME
[ THE FLESH HOUSE 100% ]
Ngl I'd be way happier to vote for Biden if he opened the next election with a promise to personally unmake his opponents with his bare hands. Maybe just use the first debate to declare 'JUDGEMENT' and dropkick his opponent.
I'm so glad someone took this and made it an actual mod
Creature of steel, it's joever for you!
"it, uh, is DEATH."
I can't believe they added [Joe Biden] from [ultrakill] into real life!1,!1!1!1
Okay but honest to god, i belive that p-3 is going to be like p-1, only 2 fights, the first fight is going to be against either lucifer or against a prison of some sort, then we will fight gabriel in his prime form, since we know he has abandoned his purpose and now full of his own willpower, and of course getting killed by us, it would be the final rematch, where gabriel uses all of his moves from 3-2, 6-2, and 9-2, and once he is low all of his atacks gwt stronger, faster and adding teleporting to the mix.
The fallen king bidos, slain by Gabriel and forced to watch his nation descend into chaos.
This is one of the greatest videos ever made.
dude i just bought ultrakill 2 minutes ago and i get reccomended this
Wait, if Biden is Minos Prime, does that make Trump Gabriel?
………
Someone call Gianni, there is a commission that needs to be made
obama is Sisyphus Prime
I do NOT have daddy issues!
~Trump, probably
in-game with the mod, obama is the flesh panopticon and trump is sisyphus prime
@@coatkid these comments were before this
one of his attack lines should be "SODAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
Dear God he's to powerful
What an absolute splurgefest.
holy shit I was waiting for someone to do this.
We have these two serious prime souls with tragic stories. Wouldn't it be funny if the third one was a fucking modern day politinian.
Better than I expected
Gold
0:36 AN ACTUALLY GOOD AI HAND????
It's getting too dangerous now
+Chargeback
+Disrespect
+Chargeback
+Disrespect
+Chargeback
+Disrespect
+Chargeback
+Disrespect
+Chargeback
+Disrespect
+ULTRAKILL
someone actually made a mod adding this and the donald trump prime voicelines of the game
they even gave minos and sisyphus their faces
it’s hilarious to play this way
Phase 2: "I'm going Biden Ballistic!"
Prime minoster
sleepy joe prime
"Listen, fa- li- machine." truly a jer ideben moentement
Can't describe how much I love this
Now Trump as sisyphus. Because makes sence with the hairs
Dark Brandon used his Biden Blast on me and its all Joever now
considering i am, in p2 right now as of typing this, the fight or flight response this triggered made my anxiety shoot up so high
“Agh! Forgive me, proud people of America, because, I, uh, well I’ve certainly failed to give you the change and freedom you deserve from this great nation. Aaaaaaaggggggggh!”
Don't worry about him, just camp on the Spinal *Staircase* and you'll be fine because he can't climb them
It's joever for all of us
I'm... Speechless
imagine going to the election and joe biden just screams "Judgement!" and dropkicks all opposing voters
america if it was good
0:50
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL!!!
He looks like one of those tf2 steam profiles