The Wildest 10-Year-Old’s Birthday Party of All Time - Kumail Nanjiani
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- Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024
- Kumail Nanjiani once saw a cobra fight a mongoose at a child’s birthday party in Pakistan.
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My dad loves watching this comedian, To the point he loves to quote him.
So when he came home from work on his birthday, I yelled out “HAPPY BIRTHDAY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!” And he was so happy!💓💓💓
"why are you taking so long? our souls are shrinking!" that line is so applicable in so many situations
My own favorite part is, "There's a two-year-old watching, and not even crying. I bet he didn't cry a year after that."
That’s not your favorite part
My favorite part is when the audience sings "thank you very much" with him at the end.
Mine is “see you again never, never see you again” the way he says it is just good for some reason
Mongoose (holding up snake's severed head after taking fifteen minutes to tear it to shreds):
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!"
how very Nick Kyrgios of you
Looks like plot of Godzilla to me
Gladzilla*
Dude is mad talented... Good on TV too.
This is honestly one of my favorite standup bits of all time. So many great laughs packed into 8 minutes. I come back and watch it every so often and it still cracks me up.
"Master of potatoes" wouldn't have let this happen 😂😂
This guy is easily one of the best comedians this world has to offer.
You can tell cause he has TWO microphones.
This is the first time a comedian has made me laugh to the point of breathlessness lol
I guarantee he read this and fucking was working out his muscles.
Umm you mean one of the best comedians in the marvel multiverse!
Damn thats one hell of a compliment
I want Kumail to narrate my life. Forget Morgan Freeman or Samuel L. Jackson. I want Kumail Nanjiani. 😂❤
🤣🤣🤣
I want Luis from ant man
DA WEIRDO, That would be hilarious! That's who my son picked, too. Lol
@Emad Ahmed won't to be too hard
You should hear Troy bakers voice
RIP snake. You were a true warrior who never gave up
SPOILER ALERT! 😆
RIP may not be the best abbreviation to use here
@@Sammstar420 lol my bad
@@thomasscream4179 underrated comment
Until his head got ripped off
I remembered a similar thing as a kid only instead of “Aloo master” it was “Mister Aloo” Which is mr.potato. Trying to decide which is better.
Bigfoot He who controls the potato controls the future. Aloo master is master of all.
@@ramisgoogleacc702 This exchange just made my night.
“That should’ve been move #1”
He needed meter 🤷🏾♂️
Brilliant
this guy plays fighting games
@@jasonGamesMaster big ol fax
I come back to this video frequently for genuine laughter. This guy is great.
*"Our souls are shrinking."*
This is the third year in a row I have made sure to watch this on my birthday. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
I'm form Pakistan and this is so relatable 😂 I've also seen a street bear !!!!
Thanks for sharing your story and how this is relateable.
He is both holding and wearing a microphone.
I am wondering the EXACT same thing...
He's got a lapel mic, so why the handheld?
Maybe for back up? Maybe he brought a Pakistani mic and it didn't work...?
OK, I'll show myself out...
Thinking about it, the handheld mic is for his performance in the house, and the lapel mic is probably for the audio engineer for the video special
I’ve seen situations where they use 8 mics for recording live speakers...
Darina Angelova - haha, you’re funny...
@@CG-cw3ps It was just a joke 😊 I hope people would find it funny regardless where they're from. No offense to anyone :) we're all here for comedy.
The mongoose vs. cobra fight gave me flashbacks to this picture book about snakes I had when I was a kid. It mentioned that the mongoose is a predator for the snake. The pictures didn't even show them in contact, but upon remembering that, I was like, "Oh, the mongoose is gonna win and it's gonna eat the snake."
riki tiki tavi?
@@beverlyharrold718 That's exactly what I was thinking 😂
Hap-py burday!... Thank you very much! :D
Tank you very much!
I'm screaming
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
*Young Kumail [crying]:* Stop, stop! He's already dead!
😂 nice Simpsons reference
Bruh this dude is hilarious
Alexa, play happy birday, thank you very much
"This guy is a player. Hide the women." I lost it at this.😂
This is one of my favorite stand-up bits of all-time.
I laughed way more than I should have at the "Happy Birthday, thank you very much" song :D :D
That birthday song is oddly and annoyingly catchy as hell!!!! It's weird and annoying but I don't think I can forget it now
Just in case you've forgotten several months later. 🎶"Happy birthday. Thank you very much." 🎶
Jamie, pull that up "Happy Birthday, Thank You Very Much".
JRE reference, good one!
5:25 WHO CARES? WE WIN! HIGH FIVE!
@Luc Bac Good one
The voice crack at the end only makes it funnier
@Luc Bac Thank you very much
@Luc Bac Thank you very much!
Funny actor in Silicon Valley and even funnier here. Crazy story haha
“Our souls are shrinking” is a phase I will use someday. It makes me grin every time I hear it.
I laughed the hardest when he said we have laws..
😒
@@ssa3101 🙄
😂
Ooohh edgy. Much joke. Such geopolitical knowledge
The crickets aren't even laughing
"the combatants"
Yo that got me🤣
"We don't have drinks"
This is my favorite Kumail bit...
But it's ALL GOLD!
I've been in my Bully's birthday. unbearable to witness one of the best moments of their life. always coming once a year.
Wait. So. I mean. There was the opportunity for ricinus oil or not?
Joshua Mack .
nope.
Makes you stronger and of better character on the long run.....depending on how you handle it
Or just sneak in a snake & a mongoose, let them loose & watch the fun begin.
His excitement about the monkey is just so adorable 🐒🐒🐒
This was actually really good 😅 i literally just scrolled by it, said 'eh why not' i was really entertained. He didnt hold back hahaha
Hes in the eternals. Cant remember which character but hes made it. MCU
He's playing Kingo
He did silicon valley for years now
He also was the character Pawney in Men in Black: International
@@shegotit143 yep
I mean he got nominated for best original screenplay Oscar for The Big Sick, but sure playing a spandex clad superhero is what decides making it in the entertainment industry these days.
I've been looking for this for YEARS!!! Comedy gold!!! 😂😂😂
"I must walk this way, or else the pain comes." 😂😂😢
One of my favorite jokes of all time.
_Everybody should watch *THE BIG SICK 2017*, co-written by Kumail, featuring Kumail and Emily Blunt...THE BEST ROMANTIC COMEDY I've ever seen - he is a GREAT actor...SOoo believable in his role...filled with brilliant moments._
I watch this every year on my birthday!
Not gonna lie, I take this guy for granted
I love Danesh, he's awesome
Our souls are shrinking 😂
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Where's my BIRTHDAY MONKEY?!?!?!?!
Who would've thought that this guy right here would inspire me to get fit and healthy. Good job Kumail and thank you.
“Our souls are shrinking.” I felt that. Darn it, Kumail! I was trying to escape for a second.... 😭
I would give anything for a whole standup special that’s just Kumail telling childhood stories.
love this guy, I also oved his episode of the Comedian on the new Twilight Zone!
That was a great episode of Twilight Zone.
He was so great!!!
He NEEDS a Netflix special
This dude funny
i loved it superb kumail nanjiani!!
I herd this joke ONCE and I'm now singing this to myself at work. XD
It’s a great song 👍🏾
Happy birthday...thank you very much...happy birthday...thank you very much...ha
Thanks for posting. Not many people know that mongoose and snakes do fight, and the mongoose usually triumphs. However, such a fight was featured in the film 'La Rue De Cases Negres' (Black Shack Alley) about a french-Caribbean island nation 5/5stars; worth a view as it is a great film.
*_HAPPY BURDAYYY... THANK YOU VERY MUCH!_*
Now I know what I'm doing for my birthday next year!!
He's just so cute
I now want to be exclusively known as' "Master of Potatoes".
Funny thing is shit like this actually happeneds in Pakistan depending what city or villlage your from kumail we love you 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 funniest guy and loved his movie stuber 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
WHAT KIND OF VIDEO ITS THIS!? THERE'S NOT EVEN A MONKEY?
😂
I may be mistaken, but I believe the copyright has recently ran out on the famous Birthday Song
David Belcher - copyright..!
Haha, no one has ever paid a royalty on that song. Pretty sure you can do what you want with it.
@@TheWorld_2099 yes they very much have
I still can’t find this iconic song anywhere online.
that should have been move no. 1....our souls r shrinkin!!! hahahahhaha
bruh this was hardcore fkd up comedy
OMFG EPIC!!!!!
Idk why it took me so long to find this guy hilarious 😂
Mongoose vs tasmanian devil would be crazy.
That should have been move number 1😭😅
Roght before he said the obscure Pakistani knock off birthday song I got a big drink of water
I know this is an older show but still one of his best! Also watch silicon valley and the big sick that got snubbed from the Oscars a couple years ago
This guy is awesome! hahah
"Like one guy, alone in a room, looking in the mirror..."
Me: Oh, you mean that's not normal? 😞
i had to pause the video cuz i was laughing so hard i couldn't breathe .
i wonder if he's gonna do stand up again now that he's a jacked marvel superhero, i miss him doing stand up.
I would LOVE to titled the master of potatoes.
In Thailand they just sing the traditional melody with the verse "Happy birthday to you" four times in a row and that is the song. And that is their song.
the dude at 2:15 screaming “yeah” when Kumail says the fact that you accept that is racist
Just think. this guy is the next avenger
Happy birthday!
It’s been so long since I heard the birthday song that I have hardly any idea how it goes.
I was just thinking of this joke when the clip came next.
RUclips is reading my mind! 😮
I cannot believe that the mongoose won. Snakes were brought to the cane fields to get rid of mongoose.
nope. snakes were brought to the cane fields to get rid of rats. Mongoose were brought to get rid of snakes.
Mongooses and snakes are actually quite evenly matched: Look at this video from the smithsonian: ruclips.net/video/OyuIAUlL5IU/видео.html the mongoose gets struck and walks away from one of the deadliest snakes (cobra) after being hit. It´s quite cool to see.
Craig Emanuel yeah when I heard Mongoose vs Some Cobra snake, I knew the snake was going to lose. You need a big snake to beat that thing, but a big snake would be unfair to the mongoose. It’s hard to get that matchup even.
Clearly you have never read the masterpiece of children's literature that is Rikki-Tikki-Tavi.
Cuz one of my favorites
Why cant I find a version of this birthday song on youtube?
I really find it hard to believe that this man is even a half decent Java-programmer.
well actually he graduated with a computer science degree from Grinnell University in Iowa. he also said that he worked a computer science job while he worked and mastered his stand up skills.
ruclips.net/video/C5Y8prO5bvs/видео.html
www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/2017/05/22/comedian-kumail-nanjiani-offers-advice-grinnell-grads-takes-steve-king/336766001/
I used to listen to his and his wife's podcast back in like 2011/2012. He actually explicitly says a handful of times on that show that he was terrible at coding and couldn't explain what an ISP was in his first interview. He ended up never really using his degree.
Yooo I would have loved this birthday party 😂😂😂😂 happy birthday. Thank you very much. I knew this was gonna happen to the snake. I read animal books/ Nat geo 😂😂😂
Snake and mongoose fight is also shown in India although it is really uncommon right now or at least in urban population. I saw it when I was a kid but as far as I remember the snake charmer stopped the fight before cobra would get seriously injured or my mom moved me away from there.
How did he put the microphone behind his back and it didn't get any quieter???? 🤔
Sounds....aGoNiZiNg
PETA wants to know your location
I just realized this is Prismo from adventure time
Fun fact. Aluu also means potato in india and myanmar
Love you Kumail.
Someone has to have found that birthday song by now yeah?
That song was hilarious 😉😂😄
What a horrific story lol 😭
Lol isn't to weird that this dude look he's bullet proof now😂😂😂..no one's gonna laugh now unless he tells them he's joking😂😂😂💯💯💯