wow they uploaded it officially on their channel! The unofficial RUclips clip was really popular. It's things like these that make Conan content timeless, re-watchable, and also have a certain connect, honesty, and sincerity with the audience.
Kumail tells the story like a normal American celebrity would tell it with no shame. I'm wondering if Pakistani celebs would tell it openly like this and make fun of it on Pakistani TV.
After Conan stopped, I have to get my fix elsewhere. But they don’t hit as good as Conan. He’s shows were and still are, where I need to go to, if I need some cheering up. They makes me laugh like no other shows.
There's plenty of old Conan if you're into that (he's way more energetic and zany). Like Bobblehead Conan's channel, among others. I think it took me a few years to catch up on every clip I could find lol
Love that he told a real story based on his upbringing. Way to go Kumail, we're not so different. Although I never zipped up on my own junk by the odds are many men have...I mean c'mon.
@@rajatbhat7799 He was great in Murderville. Small but good role in Community as well. But he´s in so many movies and shows that I can´t name them all here. (Eternals, Portlandia etc) Very funny and a really good actor:)
At first I was like, OH NO!! All this muscle gains!! Kumail is getting chubby again! Then I realized this was on Conan's old show. Then I saw the airdate.
@@LorenzoDoesntExist I said nothing about the work. He was hilarious. He was a great stand-up. No more. He chose another road way more rewarding in terms of money. Nothing wrong with that and good for him. But i loved him as a comedian. That's my point.
@@odradekk And he suddenly can't do any if that anymore as a movie star. He can't be funny. His personality is totally different. His stand up shows have been erased. You can't even watch them anymore. Lol you're just a gatekeeper.
@@LorenzoDoesntExist I hope he returns to it. I hope he is still as funny or more. But he doesn't and i'm not so sure. P. S. I don't own showbuisness, so no gatekeeping here.
@@wallyjackson9543 You shouldn’t be allowed to act in the things you’re criticizing. Being in Eternals was fine, he didn’t talk bad about Marvel. But he shouldn’t have been in Obi-Wan Kenobi because he talked bad about Star Wars. It makes perfect sense what I said.
Did he talk trash about Star Wars or just that he liked Star Trek more? Not that it matter to me. Like sportsmen, as long as u do a good job u don´t have to like the club growing up;)
@@fangofsilver5537 Rather than offer an opinion, he worded it as a statement, that Star Trek was in fact better. And he gave false facts as to why it's better.
"It hurts so much I had a prophecy".
One of the greatest quotes of all time.
Conan's been off Air now but i still think he's the best to ever do it
Really ?!! Really...Really
shut up
wow they uploaded it officially on their channel! The unofficial RUclips clip was really popular. It's things like these that make Conan content timeless, re-watchable, and also have a certain connect, honesty, and sincerity with the audience.
I really hope Kumail does more stand up again. His jokes are really different
I don't think what he explained here is a joke 🤣
I actually been to Funland in Karachi as a kid when I used to visit there. 😅
I want Kumail to stop working out. I’m happy for the guy but I relate so much more to Big Sick / Silicon Valley / pre-Marvel Kumail
Its weird that you dont see him and Martin that much. I think they must have really different personalities in real life.
I flipped off when they didn't give Emmy to Conan, i went "Are you blind? Couldn't you see who's actually funny?"
who cares about those rigged awards? they are like the Oscars
Kumail tells the story like a normal American celebrity would tell it with no shame. I'm wondering if Pakistani celebs would tell it openly like this and make fun of it on Pakistani TV.
they would not. they SOOOOO would not hahaha
I'm pretty sure Pakistani TV is not this freewheeling.
@@marks.3303 Yeah it's very PG for the most part. Specially big shows like Conan has
na dude..they talk in innuendoes ...things are lax in theatres but TV is PG..
Man, every time Andy throws something in its just pure gold
And he was right - this is a web extra of sorts
well this isnt true at all so just shut up
I'm kind of mad nobody in the audience went for the web extra joke, I loved it haha
@@robprendergast1722 lol what's wrong with you
The way he wrapped the story up at the end bringing it full circle to Fun Land had me realize he's incredibly funny and clever
Anyone else here is waiting for Conan's HBOmax show?
I'd love to hear kumail on inside conan. This single story has to be the funniest ever told by a interviewee on conan
He's been a guest on Conan's podcast podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/kumail-nanjiani/id1438054347?i=1000444471051
"at the point of impact" has me screaming 🤣
Brilliant storytelling 😂
Very common in most third world countries, i also didn’t wear underwear till a certain age.
I don't wear underwear now. 😂
6:21 this aged well since he voiced a character in the mordor game
I can hear his stories all day long 😆😆😆😆
We want 4 podcasts/week
I desperately wait for new drops of Conan's podcast
After Conan stopped, I have to get my fix elsewhere. But they don’t hit as good as Conan. He’s shows were and still are, where I need to go to, if I need some cheering up. They makes me laugh like no other shows.
There's plenty of old Conan if you're into that (he's way more energetic and zany). Like Bobblehead Conan's channel, among others. I think it took me a few years to catch up on every clip I could find lol
The audience reaction to the word aftershave was perfect
I'm a woman and even I had a viceral reaction to that bit
This is the greatest story ever told on a talk show.
This is one of the funniest things I have ever heard
He's always hilarious on the Harmontown podcast
“It felt like if fire had teeth”
at no point in this story did i know where it was going
Kumail, that's one of the best stories I've ever heard-- and very well told!
Thank you.
u should hear the 1 about the hostess n the twinkies lol jk
*This video is so underrated!*
I forgot how funny Kumail is 😂💕👍
This is such a gem of a clip!
"Howd you get the beans above the franks?"
Is this what we would have heard when he had to cancel and Sona had to be the stand-in? 😄
This was and still is mad funny 😆
True story I watched like 6-8 hrs of Conan today
Oh my god I am so glad I clicked this video
Love that he told a real story based on his upbringing. Way to go Kumail, we're not so different. Although I never zipped up on my own junk by the odds are many men have...I mean c'mon.
Alot of us had that prophecy as kids
It's so strange to see how Kumail looked like compared to now.
It's not the most painful thing I've heard. Years ago, as a doctor, I saw a patient who had zipped through the skin of his testis😬😱
I'm going to start wearing underwear.
man, Kumail must be on the conan podcast.
LMAo, what a difference! He looks fantastic now.
Hilarious!!! 😂 😃 😄 😁
Men...
03:54
Importance of Underwear should be preach for Pakistan brothers.
What a charming story
Was this a reupload? Looks familiar
"Kumail Nonshowyupi"
I only know him from the Obi Wan Kenobi tv series
Watch "The Big Sick" film, and also the TV show- Silicon Valley. He's a very very good comedian
@@rajatbhat7799 He was great in Murderville. Small but good role in Community as well. But he´s in so many movies and shows that I can´t name them all here. (Eternals, Portlandia etc) Very funny and a really good actor:)
Well that story was a roller coaster ride which I'm assuming they had at Fun Land
Damn this is a set!
whahhaha that guy is so funny
Happen to every Indian and Pakistani. Not kidding 1% .
all that time he was telling his pre-sex disclosure
This story is priceless. Kumail is frikan hilarious. Pakistan 🙌
You maybe the best but Santino is coming for you😡👹👺💋💯👙🩱🩱
never let them know your next move
Damn. Give india more credit.. Most of these actor earned everything portraying brown india guy! Stop being so blind West.
and most of Indians in Hollywood portrayed Pakistanis in Hollywood movies....
Like 🔥 had 🦷 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i almost pissed myself..
More like Kumail Nonshowyupy
kumail is so funny oh my god
Oh Kumail Non showy upy showed up
He's from Pakistan?? Nooo wayyy 😑
LOL.
Why did his cousin shoot a crow, after doing himself ?
Back when he was actually funny!
This was the best 😂😂😂
Something about his jaw looks a lot less chiselled here 🤔
guess he found other ways to self pleasure etc
This was a lovely time :P
This is a reupload, because I remember the original video was years ago
That’s a good bit.
Relatable
🤣🤣🤣❤️
At first I was like, OH NO!! All this muscle gains!! Kumail is getting chubby again! Then I realized this was on Conan's old show. Then I saw the airdate.
lol
welp
Conebone69
🤣💛
This guy was so special. Ahh well. Money.
Right, he "moneyed" himself to fitness without doing any work and then was proud of himself like a jackass. Rich people are the worst.
@@LorenzoDoesntExist I said nothing about the work. He was hilarious. He was a great stand-up. No more. He chose another road way more rewarding in terms of money. Nothing wrong with that and good for him. But i loved him as a comedian. That's my point.
@@odradekk And he suddenly can't do any if that anymore as a movie star. He can't be funny. His personality is totally different. His stand up shows have been erased. You can't even watch them anymore. Lol you're just a gatekeeper.
@@LorenzoDoesntExist I hope he returns to it. I hope he is still as funny or more. But he doesn't and i'm not so sure. P. S. I don't own showbuisness, so no gatekeeping here.
He literally looks like Dinesh Chutgai and acts like him
As opposed to figuratively?
Frederick Translated Korean Seo Into The 5 At The End Of A Bunch Of Urdu Words And Then The Khmer Rouge Invented Thousands Of Ways To Say Goodbye
I couldn't agree more.
This guy is sooooooo NOT funny. Never has been.
This guy shouldn’t have been allowed to be in Obi-Wan Kenobi. A few years ago he said Star Trek is better than Star Wars.
Go talk to a girl bro
@@wallyjackson9543 You shouldn’t be allowed to act in the things you’re criticizing. Being in Eternals was fine, he didn’t talk bad about Marvel. But he shouldn’t have been in Obi-Wan Kenobi because he talked bad about Star Wars. It makes perfect sense what I said.
Did he talk trash about Star Wars or just that he liked Star Trek more? Not that it matter to me. Like sportsmen, as long as u do a good job u don´t have to like the club growing up;)
@@fangofsilver5537 Rather than offer an opinion, he worded it as a statement, that Star Trek was in fact better. And he gave false facts as to why it's better.
It is.
He's not funny at all.
My dumbass thought his mute, red faced cousin shot out a literal crow from the bb gun he picked up. 😂
Look all dudes do it except for liars, he is a good story teeller even if I didn't need to know that.