I used to think Shane would script these videos for comedic purposes but I have no idea how any person would just script "okay then were gonna take a blow torch fire up a chocolate bunny and make it into a pop tart sandwich"
I'm not that scared of conspiracy theories but I'm scared of the toaster. It's scary. You don't know when it's going to pop up. It's like a jack-in-the-box. Also: Michael Mahrous you mean you like conspiracy theories. A conspiracy is when two or more people or groups get together to plan something, typically something evil. What you like is, I mean I'm hoping, the _theory_ part, in which people _theorize_ about possible conspiracies. An example of an actual conspiracy: All of your food is being heavily and systematically poisoned by the Agricultural Biotechnology Council. An example of a conspiracy theory: The government is reptiles. An example of something that is NOT a conspiracy but IS a theory: Bigfoot exists.
Two video ideas come to my mind ... "Lets set fire to stuff!" and ... "Let's shove any food I can think of in a waffle maker!" These videos should be brought to you by Shane
the funny thing is i actually went up to my mum and showed her this video and said “aren’t u glad i’m not him” she said “i wish u were him he’s so funny and outgoing unlike u” (cries internally)
DOLAN TWIN FAN EDITS It's actually a capital I since it's the start of a sentence and it has this(') which would mean "it is" which you are trying to say.
Erin Ryan 2 A Roblox kid is gonna get mad at this comment and I will block him if he comments on one of my videos but if he leaves a Dislike in one of my videos I would really appreciate it.
you literally make my day when i feel sad or depressed i always watch your videos because i know that you will make me laugh like my dad drinks and yells at me for no reason and i can always watch your video and thank you for that:)
GotMeLikeOh2104 same, i never get those kids who tell bands or youtubers "you saved my life!" it makes me cringe but actually I don't have anyone right now and Shane has always helped
Shane I love you so much every day you manage to put a smile on my face. I know you won't see this but you've helped me through rough times even know you probably don't realise. I used to be depressed and I still suffer from anxiety but these videos it doesn't matter how stupid they are, have helped me in some way I hope you're happy thanks 💜💜
@daydreamer7771 sounds like its right up shane's alley to me XD but no, as long as he has Ryland help him and he keeps some water by him, he'll be fine. I mean I've been using these since I was 10 years old and I haven't had any accidents yet.
"No matter how bad things get, you can still eat it."
-Shane 2017
Maggie Carlson " That's a sound I like. Ooh never mind!!!"
Maggie Carlson I want that on my tombstone
Maggie Carlson yep
Maggie Carlson sounds about right
Maggie Carlson of
Shane - *casually blowtorches a hot dog on a power drill*
Shane - *is afraid to pop a balloon*
😂😂
Me
Meleinie Martinez lover 21 I TRIED TO CLICK IT LIKE NINE TIMES OMFG DUUUDDEEE
666th like queen
Gianna Marie me honestly 😂😂
funny
Why is it so satisfying to watch Shane light shit on fire?
I need to speak to my therapist again
Also why the fuck did that bunny not melt?????
Ben Blue it was too hot, chocolate can burn if you heat it too much at once
I think :)
Fuck allofu nice spelling plus if you are a homophobe why are you on Shane's channel dumbass bitch
Fuck allofu he is gay soo why are you stating true facts to hate on somone
Shane:
*manages to not injure himself while handling a blowtorch*
Also Shane:
*manages to injure himself while making a lava lamp*
Joy Espinoza ME 😂
Joy Espinoza ME 😂
Joy Espinoza ME 😂
Joy Espinoza ME 😂
Joy Espinoza ME 😂
*Shane the one man who can make me smile and die laughing, while my life is falling apart*
Thedeadmoon Raven SAME!!!!!!!!
PREECH
Same!! 👏
*PREACH*
Thedeadmoon Raven YAS
"When did I become Bill Nye?...Never I'm idiot"
Has me dead laughing 😂😂😂💀
*Shane the only person who can make me scared shitless one day and laugh my ass off the next*
😂
Reza Tube ur underrated. Subbed good content man 👏👌👏👌👏👌👏👌
Reza Tube fr
Reza Tube yep i agree!!! 😂😂
is the*
+Reza Tube same
"In the shape of Texas" BEACH THATS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THE SHAPE OF TEXAS😂😂
Don't worry I reacted the same way😂😅🤣😝😜😛😆😁😄😃😀☺😊😇😉
Avery Renee looks like Florida
Looks like a thigh lol
@@felipeflamingo5150 What thighs have u seen? 😂😂😂
Who cares
Shane: **burns everything and electrocutes stuff in microwaves.**
Also Shane:**Cuts finger while playing with a plastic bottle and glitter**
Katie Simon 😂😂😂😂😂
Katie Simon Its Shane lmao
Katie Simon lets hope that's not ur mom
Katie Simon Also Shane can always make everything out of food tbh
LMAO XD
Shane is so extra. That's why I love him sm 😂💗
Bleach Omg bleach I'm your biggest fan!
Bleach side I have seen a another called Clorox bleach perhaps you know him/her
Jmart781 Gaming I know all of them ;)
Bleach and he drinks you soooo
make orginal content plz
i miss these funny videos but im glad you’re happier by making content that makes you happy now:)
Joselyn Patrick same
Joselyn Patrick same
Joselyn Patrick same
Yo exactly
Joselyn Patrick same I miss these kinds of videos
"The Easter Bunny looks like Texas upside down!!!!
Um shane do you mean Florida?😂
no that looked like mexico
Yeah, I saw that 😂
I was thinking Mexico
looks like a bunny upside down if you ask me
I thought Mexico or Louisiana
Ok I literally died of laughter because of the noise he made when he blew the balloon up😂
Same! I replayed it like 100 times
Omfg same! I literally spat my drink everywhere!
I laughed so hard, my family got worried
Me to
Omg that was soooo funny 😂
"if your poop floats it's a witch" might be the best thing you've ever said
Agreed
Delaney Wrae I think Shane is either high or drunk when he does these videos. lol no joke
Javier Estrada - no, I think this is just Shane personality lol
"my hands are too greasy to open up this glitter so fuck it" is THE most relatable sentence I've ever heard in my life
frrrrr
hvoki I can relate. I tried opening glitter but couldn't so I hit it on a table and.... well you can guess the rest
When I tell myself I'll wear glittery makeup but give up cuz I'm laxy
Omg I love old Shane
Also
Nobody:
Shane: *spins hot dog around on a power tool*
Same but at least he's happier now right? :)
@@lan1135 yep but still miss it tho~
The sound shane makes when he blows up a balloon is everything
Amanda Kapp AHHH FOR REAL!!😂😭😭🙌 He even mentioned it in another video that he LEGIT CANNOT blow up a balloon without making that sound😭😂💖 Lmfaooo
AngieAnaya43 ikr
"hoooaaaa"
Somebody can use Shane's scream in every horror movie
lol😂😂
Yøur Fabuløus Fren |-/
Noice profile picture
“When she has the strength of the Lord” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ada Florescu I loved that 😂😂
I don't care what anyone says, I love Shane Dawson, he cheers me up always.
Me too 🤍
seek help
@@dannyt.2570why are you here if you don't like him
NO matter what he does it just puts a smile on my face lol.
Alexa Perez same
same!!!
i love it when he says "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS"
which is most of the time :')
Yassss bitch are his main words
Only Shane would cut open his thumb while trying to make a lava lamp 😂😂
Kimberly Rubi think about rob from threadbanger
@@Vee8321 I was about to comment that lol
These videos still make me laugh. Even though I've seen them a million times. Makes my day!
"Okay, time for the power drill!"
*pulls out blow torch*
• Emma • glad someone else noticed 😂 thought I was crazy for a second
• Emma • what time?
• Emma • along with his Texas joke when clearly it didn't look anything like Texas but more like Florida.... I love this. idiot
I LOVE EMMA WATSON ❤️
Shane: *lights everything on fire*
Shane: *is scared of a balloon popping*
LaysChipsFTW The Fantabulous Chip _hey. Balloons are_ *LOUD*
Like fo real
LaysChipsFTW The Fantabulous Chip lmao
Well fire burns your point os
when sausage party gets too extreme
Laci Maske holy shit 😂
I'm dead xD
That made my day 😂😂😂😂😂
I keep having to watch these old videos, because I don’t see as many newer videos from you and I need some Shane in my day sometimes 😆🙌🏼
"No matter how bad things get, you can still eat it."
-Shane Dawson 2017
Cherry_Swirl me when I'm a cannibal
Cherry_Swirl This will be my senior quote
Cherry_Swirl Omg when I read that he said it!!! BITCH I'M SHOOK!
Cherry_Swirl x HONOKA
Yohane x RIKO
"do not try this at home as it can cause possible death..."
shane: "HEY GUYS SO TODAY --"
rachel cameron the accuracy hurts
When Shane popped the balloon and screamed like he was being murdered, I *literally* almost wet my pants laughing.
Desiree Hensley I did
Ik😂 his face was hilarious
Yup I repeated that section about 6 times.
Desiree Hensley WHEN IT REPEATED I ALMOST DIED
Desiree Hensley me too!!! I'm DYING 😵😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i’m watching this in quarantine and i miss this shane🥺
"If your poop floats you're a witch"😂
and my toilet is my cauldron
My Shit floats 💩
🌊
5:38 "when you shit out a peep, that makes my butt quack" 😂👌🏻
Bella Hayes love your profile pic
I used to think Shane would script these videos for comedic purposes but I have no idea how any person would just script "okay then were gonna take a blow torch fire up a chocolate bunny and make it into a pop tart sandwich"
he seriously couldn't, he probably plans what he's gonna do though
JonathanIsAdinosaur He probably has a very vague idea of what he's doing but rolls with whatever happens
If this was scripted he should consider being an actor when RUclips dies lmao
Your Bias tbfh
Your Bias he is a actor..
when shane was popping the “cake”
shane: oh my god x 3
me: no no no no
shane: there is frosting everywhere!
me: 😂😂😂😵😵😂😂😂😂😂
Shane is scared of ballons but not of the scary vids with demons and serial killer and summoning demons and conspiary theories Xd😂😂😂😋
Paolo Degli same
LATE nights i like conspiaries
I'm not that scared of conspiracy theories but I'm scared of the toaster.
It's scary. You don't know when it's going to pop up. It's like a jack-in-the-box.
Also: Michael Mahrous you mean you like conspiracy theories. A conspiracy is when two or more people or groups get together to plan something, typically something evil. What you like is, I mean I'm hoping, the _theory_ part, in which people _theorize_ about possible conspiracies.
An example of an actual conspiracy: All of your food is being heavily and systematically poisoned by the Agricultural Biotechnology Council.
An example of a conspiracy theory: The government is reptiles.
An example of something that is NOT a conspiracy but IS a theory: Bigfoot exists.
Amaracea no i am just making fun of the spelling😊 thanks for wondering tho i like ur opinion
I don't think Shane knows what Texas is shaped like
Maura Tyson are u from texas
Maura Tyson it looks like Louisiana!
Grant Hoffard omg.
Grant Hoffard have you ever seen a map!
Maura Tyson I'm from Texas. I don't really know what Texas looks like XD
The thing he said about camping is kinda true though 😂
𝕐𝚞ᴘ
"When life throws a wrench in your plans , *Build an ikea bookshelf* "
-Tyler Oakley
WHEN THE WAFFLE IRON IS FINALLY CLEANED
Sami Fishman he probably just bought a new one 😂
Sami Fishman probably his bf 😂
Sami Fishman It's because they're peeps
He probably just bought a new one tbh
lmao you guys are right there was crusted plastic on the last one
THE SOUND HE MADE WHEN HE WAS BLOWING UP HIS BALLOON😂😂😂😭
BluetheWolfPuppy HE MADE THE NOISE JUST AS I READ THIS LMAO
lol ikr
2 am and I was laughing sooo fucking hard when he popped the balloon. I snorted lol.
Katie Burrito your a pig to lol 🐖 🐷 🐽
Fuckin copier. It’s 1 for me and I’m legit a pig rn
I laughed way harder when he blew the balloon up because of the noise he made😂
I am watching this at 2 am to
Shane manages to not hurt himself when using a *BLOWTORCH* but cuts his hand with a *BOX*
shane.
Avery The Awesome 😂😂
When Shane screamed when he popped the balloon 😂
Yet he is not afraid of blow torches
he sounds like a goat😂
Sean O'Halleran and the face😂
Sean O'Halleran
#non girly girl The face was priceless lol
Two video ideas come to my mind ...
"Lets set fire to stuff!"
and ...
"Let's shove any food I can think of in a waffle maker!"
These videos should be brought to you by Shane
Why are you acting like you don’t know that he does these things already?
Shane: here's a cake!
Shane: woahoHOHO!
Livvy LaaLaa you asssss you pretended Shane said he will make those video HE ALREADY MADE THEM FAKE FAN
@@georjeanawhynot2759 it a joke
You have the same icon as me
"helpful hints from Bill Nye the science guy" should be a whole video!!! "if your poop floats it's a witch" DEAD.
ugh you should have given the cake to Ryland! His reaction would've been everything
MissGlamBAM Bill Nye the ugly guy! *friends and I start chanting* Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
Shane: Show it to your mom and say “ARENT you glad I’m not him”.
Me:(actually contimplates how to show my mom this)
What did she say
Just show her 2:27 - 2:35 😂
*me actually shows my mom this and we end up binge watching all of his videos together*
Then:I’ll see you guys tomorrow
Now:We have to wait 2 months for a vid lol
we have to wait 6 more months for the jeffree one to come out now :((
Arianna at least he’s proud of what he’s creating☺️
I miss the old shane
Like 5 months
Twisha Panchal more like 6
LMAO I BET YOUR NEIGHBORS HEARD YOU SCREAM
Shane: *goes to haunted places*
Also Shane: *is too scared to pop a balloo*
*balloon*
the funny thing is i actually went up to my mum and showed her this video and said “aren’t u glad i’m not him”
she said
“i wish u were him he’s so funny and outgoing unlike u”
(cries internally)
Jesus crist now that there is a 🔥
Are you hate me when I laughed about it I mean at least she likes him too
i wonder if shane will ever run out of dumb life hacks to try LOL
like for real how are there so many
touchdalight you're everywhere 😂
touchdalight that's never happening xD
I see you on literally every try guys video. CONSPIRACY THEORY
I think the same
Ugh - he says he's trash but honestly Shane is queen.
Diana trash queen
Terrified of a balloon popping but can light a sausage on fire with a blowtorch
Ramore Lovely yup! XD
Ramore Lovely Hot dog* 🌭
Ramore Lovely lol
Ramore Lovely or summon demons in his house
Who can’t?😭🤣🤣🤣
I really needed this today. I'm having an awful time lately, and feel so alone. These videos always help. Thanks Shane
When Shane said the lyrics to complicated I smiled for like the first time today
Ciara Basch Same
Since you just have a helium tank for no reason, could you do a "SINGING WITH NOISE CANCELING HEADPHONES ON WHILE ON HELIUM" video pretty please
Op Mister OMG THIS IS A GREAT IDEA EKDKSKWKA
Op Mister OML YES PLZ
Op Mister didn't he do it already?
Op Mister yasssss plea do it
Op Mister that could actually be dangerous if you have to much helium in your system
I love how he says "it's almost Easter!" It was posted on 19th April 😂😂
Catline he probably filmed it before Easter
guys she knows that it's still funny
Shane: “Hey, what’s up you guys, yes!”
Auto Subtitles: “Hey, let’s be guys, yes!”
The auto subtitles are hilarious 😂
But im already guy 😶
At his point there not even life hacks it's just Shane doing funny stuff 😂😂😂
am I the only one who loves when Shane say's "damn it!"🤣😂
Akela meek no it is hilarious lol
Haha! I LOVE the way he says it
When he was lighting up the hot dog we were all like "Lady liberty who?"
I legit just read that in his voice
I've been watching your hacks all day. Please start these again! Omg I havent laughed in a long time! ❤❤❤
Hahaha god damn it, no RUclipsr consistently cracks me up like Shane does
Since when has Texas been shaped like a bunny?😂😂
look it looks like a boot
But still, Texas looks nothing like a boot😂 more so it's Italy that looks like a boot.
DOLAN TWIN FAN EDITS It's actually a capital I since it's the start of a sentence and it has this(') which would mean "it is" which you are trying to say.
Marion Williams Louisiana*
PokemonN3rd actually saying it like that somewhat alters the meaning.
I LOVE SHANE SO MUCH, HES SO PRETTY AND RELATABLE
BUT
THE NOISE HE MAKES WHEN HE BLOWS UP THE BALLOON
Stupid Steven I FREAKING CRACK UP EVERY TIME!!! 😂😂 I love it.
LOL ME!!!!
I LOVE IT
no one:
the one orange sprinkle in his hair:
*hears Shane questioning committing suicide
I wish you made more of these videos. It felt like you genuinely had fun and we had fun and I just miss it.
he wasn’t really happy with these videos , he explains it in the video where they show Andrew the camera man , he was kinda ashamed of them
@@valeriedavis8387 oh I see. Thank you
yeah you’re welcome , I think he does enjoy some of these though
I 𝕞𝚒𝗌𝘀 𝘵𝙝𝐞𝑠𝒆 🅅シ𝚍𝕖ᴏ𝗌
Raindrop drop top,Watching Shane Dawson on my lap top
Erin Ryan 2 A Roblox kid is gonna get mad at this comment and I will block him if he comments on one of my videos but if he leaves a Dislike in one of my videos I would really appreciate it.
Tenderkats ?
Erin Ryan 2 nice
Harley Simpkins i dont get it
oh wait is it because of my profile pic
That *"DAMN IT!"* at 10:48 made me Rofl
2021 and watching old Shane again coz' it is just great
you literally make my day when i feel sad or depressed i always watch your videos because i know that you will make me laugh like my dad drinks and yells at me for no reason and i can always watch your video and thank you for that:)
GotMeLikeOh2104 same, i never get those kids who tell bands or youtubers "you saved my life!" it makes me cringe but actually I don't have anyone right now and Shane has always helped
the first hack took sausage party to a whole new level
brynley 😂😂
brynley I was thinking of the same thing 😂😂😂
why have i watched all 17 of these straight?, over and over? I need help. shane see yall at the hospital
same!!!!!
sweet MSP lol
sweet MSP OMG never related to a comment like this b4 omg😭❤
Who wants him to do more stuff like this
Shane do a video of you shopping for dumb life hacks stuff. I want to see how the cashier acts when they see the weird things you got.
I think he gets most of it off Amazon
old cup please
Shane I love you so much every day you manage to put a smile on my face. I know you won't see this but you've helped me through rough times even know you probably don't realise. I used to be depressed and I still suffer from anxiety but these videos it doesn't matter how stupid they are, have helped me in some way I hope you're happy thanks 💜💜
Lois Fackerell same he makes my day 100 times better
Shane Nye the science bi!
Lmao
Maehailey Alice its science, grammar!
Lel Im Dying thank you :)
I laughed way more than I should have😂
I showed you to my mom and sister, we now all gather in the living room and watch your videos after school, one big happy queen loving family
I love his little snorts when he laughs haha 😊
omg yes it's adorable 😂
Melanie Martinez f
he clickbait does me :( i thought i was going to se cheeto float😂
Exactly
Same
Gaby Salsa Same,
I cried reading that. Look how bad your spelling and grammar is.
Me before the video:....he didn't...😖
i feel like starting a company just so i can sponsor shane
Someone in the comment section for real....
i'm in
ayeee 🖑
I'm in
Someone in the comment section I'm in
I look forward to shanes funny adorable snort he does in every single video.
I have my new senior quote:
"School? Nah fuck it lets make hot dogs."
omg facts 😂
Mine is
School.....nah! Let's play msp
XD
3:18 "what else should I blowtorch?" yeah cause I hear that sentence everyday.
if you watch shane you definitely do
"Me when I'm vegan"
Shane it's MILK CHOCOLATE!!
MIIILLLKKKK
Felix Donald omg I thought all these vegan comments said virgin for some reason 😂
we stan shane
When he popped the balloon I actually started laughing so hard that I started crying 🤣
When Shane talks about how awful camping is...
Same nature is gross, Shane.
Mya Bonham nature is butifull
That one orange sprinkle in Shane's hair😂😂💕
No one:
Shane cooking a hotdog on a drill
Shane, why would you think instantly eating a blowtorched Easter bunny would not burn your mouth?
Oh wait... it’s Shane 😂😂😂♥️🐷
13:15 that scream was the only thing that made me laugh my ass off all throughout this WHOLE week😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can someone make a compilation video of shane's "Hey whats up you guys, yes" intros i need it in my life
Ruby Tahan YESSSSS please omggg
Ruby Tahan Have you searched it already?
+ all of his snorts.
YEEESSSS
It's Maddy YES ALL OF HIS SNORTS
Shane is such a mood no matter what
Ok, You need to do this😂:
Go to 13:10 where Shane is screaming while popping the balloon then play the speed to 0.25. He sounds like a dinosaur
I laughed the entire time.
your right
he doesn't
Put his vid on 2x speed an he sounds like jojo siwa 😂
The scream had me dead😂
At 3:37 he says the upside down easter bunny looks like Texas. I live in Texas. It obviously looks like Florida
being random is potato If it was flipped showing the design it would.
being random is potato YAS I USED TO LIVE IN TEXAS I SAID THAT TOO
being random is potato I live in Florida and omg it does 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Florida or Italy! Texans know that’s not it!! 🇨🇱
Louisiana I thought
Shane, please please please try ear candles!!!!
Are those the things that suck earwax out of your ears or am I thinking of something else?
TrigunGirl742 yeah, I use them every few months. great for cleaning out your ears but kinda dangerous b/c of the fire
@daydreamer7771 sounds like its right up shane's alley to me XD but no, as long as he has Ryland help him and he keeps some water by him, he'll be fine. I mean I've been using these since I was 10 years old and I haven't had any accidents yet.
Ohhhk then didn't mean for my response to make them delete their comment.... whoops sorry random person
Aaah shane the only person that gets me it's great knowing that someone is crazier than you 😊