Adeline Gonzalez Other than just a random fear/anxiety a lot of people seem to have this fear when they’ve experienced childhood trauma. Especially if they get yelled at a lot for no exact reason. Sorry! I saw your comment and it really made me think about why Shane may be that way lol
idk if i'm the only one, but I somehow stumble across these when I'm watching a Conspiracy Video, and I get so creeped out that I just click on the first non creepy video I see
Shane complains every time something doesn't blow up, but once something does start to spark or whatever he always whimps out and opens up the microwave 😂
i remember when these types of videos were uploaded every day. i would watch them as soon as i got off the bus from school as a freshman in high school, and eat pizza rolls. every. single. day. shane was a HUGE part in me coping with depression and anxiety after my dad died my freshman year of high school. i am thankful for his cheerful spirit, and thankful for his growth over the years, along with mine. THANK YOU SHANE!!
In case you're wondering, Shane, microwaves heat up/vibrate water molecules from the inside out. That's why microwaving something completely dry won't make it explode. If you want explosions, find something wet (like the Orbeez)! Not that you'll ever see this comment anyway, but y'know.
Monet Jines As far as I'm aware, it's not, but maybe some microwaves are different? I've always been told that it's from the inside out, though, and that's also what I've experienced when heating things up. For example, if you make a bowl of oatmeal, it's safer to eat from around the outside edge first, because it's not as hot as the middle.
Rosetta One the cause for the heating are the microwaves emitted by the microwave, so they can't start in the inside of an object or something like that. Just like other waves (for example light), they effect the outside first. And whenever I eat a microwaved bowl of cereal, the outside ring of cereal is hot as shit xD
I probably already said it but I'm so happy that Shane chose someone as lovely as Ryland for a boyfriend, he seems like such a nice, genuine person honestly and it's obvious that they make each other happy and anyways I'm just really happy that this couple exists
I love how Shane get mad when stuff doesn’t blow up but when it catches on fire he freaks out like meee
Adeline Gonzalez relatable 😂
Adeline Gonzalez Other than just a random fear/anxiety a lot of people seem to have this fear when they’ve experienced childhood trauma. Especially if they get yelled at a lot for no exact reason. Sorry! I saw your comment and it really made me think about why Shane may be that way lol
Yaaaaaaaas
Shane: wants things to light on fire
Also Shane: panics when something’s on fire
-^‐
Ikr
-_- yeah how dat work
💩
Sawyer Johnson so true
Someone else’s mom: my son is a doctor
Shane’s mom: my son blows up things in microwaves...
Isabella Sherrick also Shane’s mom “and he makes more money”
@@deadxmarz-asmr-7783 so trueeeee
Umm why is your profile my twin
Mcenna Cowger DRAMAAAAAA!
Goals thoo...
i feel like shane is the reason they put “dont microwave” signs on labels lol
People: My icon won a Nobel prize
Me: My icon burns shit in his microwave, so who's really winning here?
😂😂😂 mee
You, definitely you
You ofc
Same lmao😂
I love you you are so hot
since Shane hates Arby's I know for a fact that Arby's sandwiches with the wrappers on, spark up in the microwave, please like so he can see it!
Kaylaloves pups lol yes
Kaylaloves pups you stole my comment :(😂
Shane should be as popular as PewDiePie
Kaylaloves pups lool
Juan Pulido so true
Shane: microwaves flammable items.
warning label: am I a joke to you?
Lmao 😂😂
Khalida Chaib I gave you the 200th comment.
Yes
No one:
Shane: “omg omg omg omg omg omg why is nothing happening?” *starts insulting object*
Lol
How to find Shane’s house!
1. Go down the street
2. If there’s a house with smoke everywhere you know it’s Shane’s house
3. SUCCESS
Bella’s Studio’s this comment needs more likes
Ugly Rats yea
So my house?
Yes
Found it
*puts legos in the microwave*
Woahh..
*its sparks up*
OOOOOoOoOOO
*bag catches fire*
Ah.
Oh thats fire!
Oh SHIT.
*opens microwave*
AHHH
*blow*
Ah.
*blows harder*
AH..
*takes it out*
AHHHHHHHH
Lol so true😂
XDD
wHos HuNgRy
why?
Me trying to cook😂😂😂
* 1 second in microwave*
Shane- “why aren’t u blowing up????”
Maddie Bonitatibus
Ikr
Maddie Bonitatibus tru
it was in for longer but he edited it out
Maddie Bonitatibus btw the question mark goes inside the quotation marks
itz me oops hahha thanksss
It’s should be called “Shane tries to burn his house down”
Edit: ... HOW DID I GET 425 LIKES? I THOUGHT OF THIS AT 3 AM-
Kyouka Jirou Yass jirou
Nice profile pic
Hi Jirou
Recite and Remusssss
Nice profile pic
“Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god... why is nothing happening.” Famous quote from , Shane
Mia Espinoza NO NO NO IS OH MY DOG
Mia Espinoza lol
Mia Espinoza yup
Ahah
every time shane says "oh my god" over and over again i'm always like yessss shane get that shirt promo
amazing ness hahahaha 😂 😂 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
amazing ness once I read this he started 😂
amazing ness 😂😂😂
Shane:
"Why isn't it blowing up"
Tin Foil:
"You've only had me i n here for 2 seconds dipshit"
Shane:
"Oh"
Lmao love ya Shane
@Quëën Chynä its a joke
@@ritabrindley7227 the fuck
Rita Brindley what tf?!
Wtf??!!
Shane: calls 911
911: what’s ur emergency
Shane: my house is on fire
911: what happened?
Shane: well i was burning a Barbie doll...
I love it when Shane zooms in on the camera and says " I'll go home now" xD
Stacey Myers I thought I was the only one!
Stacey Myers Melanie 😍
Stacey Myers XD
Stacey Myers yassss
Stacey Myers I hate it
I like how Shane calls literally everything "her"or "she" but the pop tart is ''mister pop tart"
His third book should be called 'I'll go home'
Jessi Dunn05 definitely
Jessi Dunn05 yassssss
YAAAZZZ BITCH!
YES!!
Or GET ON MY LEVEL
Who else misses “I’ll go home”
Yes. Also I LOVE your pfp
Me
yeah...
Yes
Just read this and almost cried
I love how angry Shane gets when shit doesn't blow up
Ben Blue SAMMMEEE
Ben Blue but how scared he gets when it does lol
Ben Blue then when it does he gets scared and opened it before things can get interesting
Ben Blue Lmfao
Ben Blue I cant wait for a video thats says MICROWAVEING MY CAT.
WHEN HE POPPED THE BALLON AND SCREAMED I WASNT READY I WAS HALF ASLEEP AND I SCREAMED
Alyssa Knapp I was on the toilet and the pop made me pee.
Alyssa Knapp RIP headphone users
Geeky Girl TMI XD
your microwave is more lit than me
I'll go home
Crystal Wolf / Faith Frost ok😂
Crystal Wolf / Faith Frost GO HOME😂😂
LMAO
Crystal Wolf / Faith Frost
Crystal Wolf / Faith Frost you get us all shane fans
Shane: oh it's melting
Ryland: well yeah, it's a fire
Shane: *deep inhale*
*G O H O M E*
My mom: What are you watching?
Me: a 30 year old man putting foil in a microwave😁
Mom: This is why abortions exist. (JKJKJK, didn't mean it.)
True
He wasn't 30 tho
I feel so uncomfortable since the microwave doesn’t spin
Lil' Dino so did i😂
Same
Lil' Dino OH MY GOD ME TOO WTH
Lil' Dino OMG right I can't feel good about it LMAO😂😂😂
Lil' Dino lol me too 😂🤣🤣
911 dispatcher: “911 what’s your emergency”
shane: “umm my house is on fire”
911 dispatcher: “ok what happened?”
shane: “.......”
f d ”__________”
I tried to light shit on fire in my microwave
Foxy Overlord omg lol
@Foxy Overlord yessss
Shane:...THE FUSE
No one:
Not a soul:
Literally nobody:
Shane: *i'll go home*
Shane calling Ryland "Dad" is everything
EmZim are they dating?
Kingbrandin yes lol
Kingbrandin yes
Kingbrandin yes
EmZim yes
Shane's beauty guru voice completes me
amazingfroggy it used to be his old Paris Hilton voice on Shane and friends
amazingfroggy i hear the daughter with the pink hat from Bobs Burgers
Noah Sauseda u mean Louise
amazingfroggy beauty guru / paris hilton :(((
amazingfroggy it's his Paris Hilton voice lol
Shane trying to set his house on fire for 18 minutes and 33 seconds straight.
Or... Not. Straight.
I'll go home.
Armyyyy
Lmao 😂 also Armyyyyyyy
ARMYYYYY
Oh, Okay BIII!!
연 영한 it’s not straight It’s bi
It doesn't matter how often I watch these, or how sick or overwhelmed I am (chronically ill and autistic) these always make me smile and lift me up
I have high functioning Asperger's and I have really bad anxiety and depression.
I love how he just has a poptart wrapper laying around
I read this just as he pulled it out
S a m e
And a Dorito bag
Alex Martinez me
**several
Shane won't be happy until the microwave literally explodes.
True
Singing Wolf that is so true
Singing Wolf u are so right
Singing Wolf ikr
Singing Wolf trueeee😂😂
"I love Sexy People Kissing"
"Wait, actually I hate that, it makes me depressed" xD
I love how he said it super quick
idk if i'm the only one, but I somehow stumble across these when I'm watching a Conspiracy Video, and I get so creeped out that I just click on the first non creepy video I see
i do that
Shane complains every time something doesn't blow up, but once something does start to spark or whatever he always whimps out and opens up the microwave 😂
LifeWithLivy omfg true😂
LifeWithLivy hahaha exactly what i was thinking too girl!!
omg i had an unhealthy obsessed with yugioh in middle school
Ricky Dillon love
Your always on Shane's videos 😂
Ricky Dillon didn't we all
same but its never went away
Ricky Dillon Go back to Japan
JK LY
7:42 I said "lit" before Shane said he wouldn't say it. And I always say "I'll go home" with Shane when he says it. Who else?
BTW Shane's scream at 13:20 literally my whole speech
Kupcake Kat me
Kupcake Kat Same
Kupcake Kat me
Kupcake Kat yasssss me too
Oh no I'm getting back into shane Dawson
Guess who's staying up for 120 hours watching shane
Relatable, I first got into him through the videos of him trying various fries from places
Me
me!
Take a shot every time Shane says "I'll go home"
*ChokesToDeath*
Just a Random Comment *dies*
Go home, you're drunk!
Just a Random Comment and "FUCK ME UP"
Take a shot every time he said " OH MY GOD"
Even after your dead you'll be hammered
I love it when he says 'i'll to home'.
Go Away yass
Go Away same
Go Away me to
i made a compilation of him saying that xD video on my channel
Go Away I say it with him when he says it
"I'll go home." my favorite quote now because of Shane 😂
Colepaldi Ikr SAAAAME 😂😂
Colepaldi please subscribe to me!?!?
Colepaldi that would be amazing to make a special line of merch. The I'll go home line
same!!
I WAD WATCHING THIS AND WHEN I READ THIS HE SAID IT😂😂😂
Shane: lighting things in fire
2020: everything on fire
Shane: gotta change my career!!
" I've seen more smoke on a hair straightener when I WAS DOING MY HAIR IN 2008! "
~ Shane Dawson 2017
Margrét mist t
I'm not gonna be surprised when Ryland walks into the house the next time and the house is legit on fire.
Shanes like "At least it was lit."
"I'll go home"
"We have no home, you burnt down our home!"
Dean Winchester You watch Shane to Dean XD.
мαкι ηιsнιкιησ Shane:....well you could say our house is...
Ryland:Don't you dar-
Shane: Lit.
smoke detectors who? fire extinguisher what? safety who?
its.bec2003 hahaha
More like safety when lol
its.bec2003 pfp😤😤😤😭😭😭😭
its.bec2003 honestly though
its.bec2003 q
Can we all appreciate how shane came from blowing stuff up in the microwave to having an insanely good makeup collection and his documentary series
I miss this Shane but I love the new Shane
Tea Sis same..
The new Shane?
starlight moon13 well I know he’s the same Shane it’s just I meant I miss his old videos but I love the new thing he’s been doing with his channel
dont you dare spill mah tea, sis
Lets spill the tea...
BITCH RUN SHANE IS GOING TO EXPOSE YOUR ASS
Does Shane not have a smoke alarm?! Lol
Lol honestly
What do u think lol
THATS WUT I WAS THINKING LOL😂😂
Maddie Myers he burned it
animeunicorn 63 no he microwaved it lol
Shane: I hate when balloons pop.
Shane: *puts balloon in microwave*
Balloon: doesn’t pop.
Me: Shane= Superman
shane: why is not poping
shane: i hate when balloons pop
shane: puts a lither to
shane: omg
Balloons don’t pop from electricity
Shane: I need to blow things up
5 minutes later
Shane: panicking about a small fire
Should’ve titled this video
*shane makes homemade bombs but fails*
" WHY IS NOTHING BURNING?! " That's something the devil would say. 😂
Tara Jelenic no your not
melissa shay he IS the devil
SHANE HAS NO MERCY FOR ANYTHING WHO DO YOU THAT IS??
melissa shay proof that Gingers are demons
melissa shay *conspiracy theory* Shane is the devil
"IM NOT MAKING A TOOTHPASTE HACK" WEAK AND DEAD.
BREADred 😂
BREADred lol, same
i remember when these types of videos were uploaded every day. i would watch them as soon as i got off the bus from school as a freshman in high school, and eat pizza rolls. every. single. day. shane was a HUGE part in me coping with depression and anxiety after my dad died my freshman year of high school. i am thankful for his cheerful spirit, and thankful for his growth over the years, along with mine. THANK YOU SHANE!!
he gave me something to look forward to everyday, and more importantly something to smile about.
I spit out my drink when he said ‘summer vibesss’ while 2 barbies are in the barbecue ready to be set on fire
For second I thought I could smell the burning but then I realized I was in the kitchen and Something was burning 🤦🏽♀️😂
I hope ur house is ok 🤣
Angelica Dahl thanks it’s fine
Cool story bro
WHAT WAS BURNING I NEED THE END TO THIS
Why where you watching Shane will cooking#focuse
Shane: *just starts microwave*
Also Shane .01 second later: WHY AREN'T YOU BLOWING UP!!??!!
this is the realist comment
KickInTheMirror i know right
Marathon of Shane's old videos because everything is going to shit (:
Shane: WHY IS NOTHING HAPPENING
Something: *happens*
Shane: *Screams and turns off microwave*
House sets on fire
Shane: WTF are u kidding me
In case you're wondering, Shane, microwaves heat up/vibrate water molecules from the inside out. That's why microwaving something completely dry won't make it explode. If you want explosions, find something wet (like the Orbeez)! Not that you'll ever see this comment anyway, but y'know.
actually its from the outside in
Monet Jines As far as I'm aware, it's not, but maybe some microwaves are different? I've always been told that it's from the inside out, though, and that's also what I've experienced when heating things up. For example, if you make a bowl of oatmeal, it's safer to eat from around the outside edge first, because it's not as hot as the middle.
Yes
Rosetta One the cause for the heating are the microwaves emitted by the microwave, so they can't start in the inside of an object or something like that. Just like other waves (for example light), they effect the outside first.
And whenever I eat a microwaved bowl of cereal, the outside ring of cereal is hot as shit xD
Rebecca Barry Then how come silverware explodes
nobody:
shane blowing a balloon: KOUOØÜ KOUUUOOOOOÖŒÛ
Is my microwave the only one that spins inside or is it just his that doesn’t?😂
Dani B He didn't have the disk plate thingy so it didn't spin. That's probably why nothing burned 😊
You Know Nothing !!! Yeah I noticed that after I posted me comment😂
Dani B mine spins
Dani B I was like his microwave isn’t working until I relised 🤣
Mine spins too
I’ll go home..
*he can’t go home bc he never leaves his house*
Me..
Kelli Cottle his home is his bed
i lost it when shane was blowing up that balloon
Lemon Bleach same 😂😂😂😂
bleach on buzz feed bleach on Shane WHATTTTT NOW THAT IVE SAW ONE THEIRS MORE EVERYWHERE ;-;
Lemon Bleach Grape Bleach is better
Lemon Bleach mmm lemon bleach my fav
Me too. my wife came into the Florida room and was like you ok? lmao!!!
Shane : knows it’s a bad idea and might kill him
Shane : “puts foil in microwave “
"well, okay, that's on fire"
-Shane Dawson.
I can't get enough of his videos. They are everything.
Kylee Maggard That is true 😀i love that too 😀
This is how many times Shane said “oh my god”
👇🏼
Amanda González as soon as I read your comment Shane said oh my god
666! likes!
Keira Celeste BITCH
Amanda Gonzalez that’s why his merch says omg omg omg etc
Are you a vsco girl or something?
0:52
am i the only one who knows this voice?
Paris is that you? Have you came back!?
**Comes back from dead**
OMG
Ye
Omg GIRL YESSS
I know right?????????
He sounds like Garett don’t come for me tho
I've watched this 60 times it get more and more funny every time.
Shane is a mood
Me: I should probably get started on my homework.
* Sees that Shane has uploaded *
Me again: Maybe not
*SAME*
kendall Gentore 😸🙏🏻AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Virginia Martinez SAME
Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?
Me:...SHANE PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE
Literally happened the same thing to me...
I probably already said it but I'm so happy that Shane chose someone as lovely as Ryland for a boyfriend, he seems like such a nice, genuine person honestly and it's obvious that they make each other happy and anyways I'm just really happy that this couple exists
Catherine me too
Catherine how long have they been together ?
Sophie Grace for like 11 months now I think
Me too but I just want to ask one question..... Is that Kazoo kid your profile picture..?
Catherine same same same same same
Right when he zoomed in at the beginning I said I'll go home before he did XD
Megan Studded you are me
Megan Studded We are too alike😂👍
Megan Studded YESSSSS
Megan Studded Omfg that's literally what I just did!!😂😂
Megan Studded same here 😂
Who else misses this Shane
Who else knew Shane was gonna say “I’ll go home”? at the beginning 😂
cry me
Akankznskanzkz
Me we can be the phyic twins
cry Me
"WARNING : do not eat orbeeze"
*eats orbeeze*
😂😂your special Shane
Keyani S ture
Keyani S You're
Is it just me that LOVES the way the ring light reflects off of Shane's eyes tho😭😭😍😍
Crybaby's Pity Party yess me
Crybaby's Pity Party just to say
fukin love ur pic and user name
Anime angel
Crybaby's Pity Party I love your name!
it makes him look like a thing that has no life!
Shane saying "I want to keep going"
In slang"I want to die"
I love how Shane actually WANTS to blow something up. 😂 and the dog was cool it like electrified. 😂
What gives me security is that he has to be alive to post it.
So Ryan is his roommate? He's cute.👌😂
Hailie Lim Ryland is his boyfriend
Hailie Lim It's his boyfriend..
Hailie Lim Ryland is his boyfriend
Macy Estes hi
A clean microwave...finally
*That's rare asf. Shook.*
*I'll actually go home.*
Itz Isabella lol
Itz Isabella lol 😐
Noone:
Literally not a soul in the world:
Me; from home,
watching Shane:
I'll go home. 🏡🚶♀️
When he put the dog thing in the microwave I just thought of the movie "bolt"
Anyone else or just me??
siena french I literally said it’s bolt omg lmao
YES, SIS
TELLEMENT!!!!
Bitch YESSS
YOU ARE MY NEW QUEEN
Someone please make a compilation video of all his "I'll go home" 's
I just gøt sø emø I fell apart YES OMG I wanna do this ... should I??
I just gøt sø emø I fell apart imma make that video and tag you
I just gøt sø emø I fell apart | - /
Yessss omfg yes
Yessss omfg yes
Please tell me I'm not the only one who says "I'll go home'" with Shane when he says it.
TT Is a Crybaby no youre not lol
TT Is a Crybaby I do it every time xD
TT Is a Crybaby I say it before he does😂
TT Is a Crybaby you're not alone (:
TT Is a Crybaby maybe "I'll Go Home" can be our "Always". ❤😂
rewatching these old videos hit different now
It does tho
Shane: It's melting!
Ryland: Well, yeah, it's a fire.
Shane: .... Go home.
😂😂 I love them so much!!
Alex V - Shane's boyfriend.
BrenDUN Urie |-/ AND P!ATD YESH
BrenDUN Urie ikr 😂😂😂
BrenDUN Urie same
Anyone else have to get food before watching shane?
victorXyuri for life your username is EVERYTHING
victorXyuri for life yes and i'm not even joking i choked help
victorXyuri for life ME
victorXyuri for life me:)
victorXyuri for life yes
*Come on Barbie, let's go party*
Woot woot! 😂🤣
@@lydia4087 😂
OH OH OH YEAH
Armyyyy 💖❤
@@karleighthegoatlover3251 Yes 💜💜💜💜💜🎊🎉🎆
we love a grown man screaming at food
Shane: "all these ideas are gonna kill someone"
Also Shane: "let's do it!"
Shane- I really wanna set somthing on fire and let it burn BURN
Shane-oh no its on fire omg put it out🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭🤣🤣
Jayla Gaming i know right like if he wants it to be on fire then he should let it be on fire
Me and my Hamilton invested brain: i'M WATCHING IT
BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN
He said dads home❤I love shane and ryland
SHYLAND FOREVER we can we lol
YES
SHYLAND FOREVER hoi
Lol 69 likes
SHYLAND FOREVER ❤️❤️❤️❤️
6:30 I love how calm you sounded when you said the first "Well that's on fire" and then it starts to go downhill from there
my fav line : hey what’s up guys, and yes!
Ur profile picture is so cute !!!
literally life .-.
Jada Woodard
Roses are red
Violets are blue
There is no “and”
Wtf is wrong with you
It's "hey what's up YOU guys, yes" there's no "and" plz stop breathing.
who else says "I'll go home" with Shane😂
Giselle Torres me 😂😂😂
Giselle Torres I say it when I tell a joke and no one says anything
Giselle Torres me!
OMG OMG SAME!!!
Giselle Torres yep when Shane asked him to say it I was like "I'll go home"
Oct. 1st 2018 still watching this iconic video 😂
#Shane4Ever 😆😆😆
November 7, I’ve probably watched this over 20 times 😂
#Shane4ever
Psychopath am I right lol he got so much energy by lightning stuff on fire
Lol so am I 😜
Mom walks in: what are you watching?
Me: oh just watching a grown man play with Barbies and scream at his microwave