Cooking My Boyfriend A Meatless Meal!

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  • @b3rrysweet467
    @b3rrysweet467 4 года назад +9788

    Ryland: doesn’t have a cheese or lemon zester or a strainer
    also Ryland: *has a dog shaped pan for eggs*

    • @leslie6281
      @leslie6281 4 года назад +164

      Only the necessities

    • @missloveless02
      @missloveless02 4 года назад +26

      I know🤣 it's crazy.

    • @reilly2418
      @reilly2418 4 года назад +99

      did you just say a cheese zester 💀💀💀

    • @b3rrysweet467
      @b3rrysweet467 4 года назад +13

      Reilly ManyShots lmaoo oops 😂

    • @criesincryptid
      @criesincryptid 4 года назад +17

      @@reilly2418 I mean you can use a zester for parmesan 😂

  • @methmeth6416
    @methmeth6416 4 года назад +700

    I lost it when the quinoa was “having issues “

  • @myteaissugarfree2436
    @myteaissugarfree2436 4 года назад +3425

    Ryland: “When Ariana was still on victorious”
    Also Ryland: **shows a clip of Sam and Cat**

    • @bioshockfreakna
      @bioshockfreakna 4 года назад +27

      That's so him!😂

    • @balegala5963
      @balegala5963 4 года назад +12

      I had to go back and play it back then watch EACH AND EVERY EPISODES OF:Sam and Cat and victorious-

    • @Chelsea.Stevie
      @Chelsea.Stevie 4 года назад +5

      "Victorious, or whatever" the or whatever part may have been sam and cat..so he thiught to put sam and cat in there. But i mean...he couldve also just made a mistake

    • @evieplatt9751
      @evieplatt9751 4 года назад +4

      Bruh I just noticed that

    • @eclipse8579
      @eclipse8579 4 года назад +1

      lol

  • @joannaaadl
    @joannaaadl 4 месяца назад +74

    this is my comfort video

  • @adri799
    @adri799 4 года назад +3776

    Ryland: *trying to zest the inside of the lime*
    Blue apron: .......

    • @juanacoronaa
      @juanacoronaa 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @marely3364
      @marely3364 4 года назад +14

      Blue Apron: ,....... we did a big mistake 😂😂😂

    • @dominiqueyokosawa7217
      @dominiqueyokosawa7217 4 года назад +5

      lmao like... who doesn't know how to zest a lime?

    • @simplymadi9
      @simplymadi9 4 года назад +4

      With a potato peeler😭😂😂😂😅😅😅🤣

    • @1meandoubleR600
      @1meandoubleR600 4 года назад +3

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @shayleyjade8845
    @shayleyjade8845 4 года назад +6778

    Ryland: *makes fun of Morgan for not knowing how to open wine*
    Also Ryland: *zests the inside of a lime with a potato peeler, and grates cheese with a knife*

    • @gretas950
      @gretas950 4 года назад +77

      Grating cheese with a knife is such a good hack if you do it properly. Saves you from having to clean the cheese grater which is a NIGHTMARE

    • @TJUC123
      @TJUC123 4 года назад +9

      The facts you're throwing right now couldn't be any more true. 😂😂😂

    • @kilionas
      @kilionas 4 года назад +3

      Greta S Or even a fork

    • @KaitlinKalLee
      @KaitlinKalLee 4 года назад +4

      Siblings 💀

    • @the-og-cerealkiller
      @the-og-cerealkiller 4 года назад +6

      Shayley Jade I mean they DON'T have a grater, so it works

  • @nonsensicalsense
    @nonsensicalsense 4 года назад +5770

    I feel like none of these videos would be complete without Andrew's ever present giggling as he maniacally runs from shot to shot XD

    • @mqruvs
      @mqruvs 4 года назад +5

      Your profile pic, twd tingz 😂💗

    • @skurrtt8587
      @skurrtt8587 4 года назад +4

      honestly

    • @jessicapaulson867
      @jessicapaulson867 4 года назад +22

      nonsensicalsense literally Andrews giggles are why I watch these

    • @parple8653
      @parple8653 4 года назад +4

      @@jessicapaulson867 same

    • @rochelleiscanadian
      @rochelleiscanadian 4 года назад +5

      @@parple8653 ikr... he's like the wtf of reason...then he laughs...

  • @wompuuu
    @wompuuu 4 года назад +2898

    “That’s what she said”
    *morgan, you’re in a gay house.*

    • @8insects
      @8insects 4 года назад +302

      i thought it was funny that andrew was the only one that laughed. ryland and shane just had an expression of gay disappointment lmao.

    • @ashleecat8222
      @ashleecat8222 4 года назад +13

      XD

    • @wompuuu
      @wompuuu 4 года назад +8

      KeroKero I like how your like count is 69 currently

    • @imaconfusedqueer82
      @imaconfusedqueer82 3 года назад +6

      @@laurabrown941 wtf are you saying? 😐

    • @kayeleeclem309
      @kayeleeclem309 3 года назад +18

      Shane is bi

  • @SnowdropDaisy
    @SnowdropDaisy 4 года назад +2572

    Morgan: "Life's biggest scam is being born. I didn't ask for that"
    Andrew: "so you don't think life is a gift and everyday a blessing hahahahah"
    There are two kinds of people 😂

    • @FkD814
      @FkD814 4 года назад +36

      I'm a Morgan.

    • @samvega6268
      @samvega6268 4 года назад +14

      Is Morgan secretly an antinatalist ?! That would make me love her even more!

    • @DrSeuss-cd5ng
      @DrSeuss-cd5ng 4 года назад +18

      I’m an Andrew

    • @venusleoz826
      @venusleoz826 4 года назад +5

      She did ask for it tho she does not know it, life is a game and her previous game decided what she became in this one..the clue is that after every game you get your memory wiped so you have to start over and try to figure it out.

    • @nettie444amc
      @nettie444amc 4 года назад +3

      karliflower23 I AM MORGAN

  • @LilyTheSimp
    @LilyTheSimp 4 года назад +1569

    Ryland: Lets do DMing celebrities
    Also Ryland: ...on Shane’s phone

    • @Anonymous-tl7ql
      @Anonymous-tl7ql 4 года назад +13

      User and they still attacked her. most arianators are honestly so toxic

  • @edalynluvsponies
    @edalynluvsponies 4 года назад +2839

    when shane tried to impersonate billie I DIED

    • @xxpastelpixle3796
      @xxpastelpixle3796 4 года назад +4

      Zoe K dame tho

    • @xxpastelpixle3796
      @xxpastelpixle3796 4 года назад +2

      Same*

    • @indie420-69
      @indie420-69 4 года назад +18

      it was ariana he was impersonating

    • @edalynluvsponies
      @edalynluvsponies 4 года назад +50

      Lani Conrad yeah but he also tried to sound like billie when he said “ariana deserved this” and it killed me

    • @letsplaycows
      @letsplaycows 4 года назад

      i actually died 😂

  • @kaylavarela7215
    @kaylavarela7215 4 года назад +638

    We need more content like this. All of you together, hanging out. While everything settles back down. We miss you Ryland.

    • @jiafeiqueen
      @jiafeiqueen 4 года назад +3

      during covid?

    • @hgtyyyhyuuhgy7706
      @hgtyyyhyuuhgy7706 3 года назад +1

      yess

    • @gabrielkamonko
      @gabrielkamonko Год назад +2

      yeah but garret included lmao, if they weren’t cancelled at least that would’ve been nice

    • @trevormichael4906
      @trevormichael4906 Год назад +2

      @@gabrielkamonko screw garret and honestly the cameras guy too

    • @trottingfoxes
      @trottingfoxes Год назад

      @@trevormichael4906 wait what'd garret do

  • @jinglebell2303
    @jinglebell2303 4 года назад +3987

    Jeffree Star: “Here’s a solid gold pig to celebrate our friendship.”
    Shane: “Here’s a long furby version of you to celebrate our friendship.”

    • @lelianarochefort3077
      @lelianarochefort3077 4 года назад +9

      Omg 😂

    • @Hildr20
      @Hildr20 4 года назад +46

      JingleBell id rather Shane’s gift lmao

    • @Bats_
      @Bats_ 4 года назад +65

      That sums them both up so well though, it's iconic.

    • @sunnybiss
      @sunnybiss 4 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @blackwing97
      @blackwing97 4 года назад +15

      on brand for them both

  • @mus3.j4yd3n
    @mus3.j4yd3n 4 года назад +3569

    Morgan: *cuts her hand with the biggest knife in the house*
    Ryland: YOU WASTED A PEPPER!

    • @yvvonevon7834
      @yvvonevon7834 4 года назад +79

      Yep they’re definitely siblings lmao

    • @baybeejaelyn
      @baybeejaelyn 4 года назад +8

      Lmfao

    • @stanloona8733
      @stanloona8733 4 года назад +30

      If my brother was like ' AHHHI CUT MYSELF' I would be like 'didn't mom tell u not to cook ur horrible at it and did u stain the knife it was expensive '

  • @shaylapalmer3114
    @shaylapalmer3114 4 года назад +3736

    Morgan: " did you know some people don't let their pets on counters? "
    Shane: did you know some people aren't TRASH!?! "

    • @jenm4137
      @jenm4137 4 года назад +19

      Shayla Palmer I could feel the love from Shane ❤️

    • @Phewphew89
      @Phewphew89 4 года назад +6

      Sophie 1726 she should. It’s really unhygienic

    • @catyababy6393
      @catyababy6393 4 года назад +4

      Line Nielsen shut up

  • @taylorbogues7219
    @taylorbogues7219 4 года назад +1607

    Ryland: “what’s happening today?”
    Shane: “a lot of people died-“
    Morgan: (interrupts Shane)”your number one on trending”
    Shane:”wait really”

  • @DeepSeaGirl1
    @DeepSeaGirl1 4 года назад +859

    Ryland: *Zests lime on the inside*
    Also Ryland: “I’m definitely a cooking icon”

    • @jayden2955
      @jayden2955 4 года назад +11

      I laughed for a whole hour about that

    • @jayden2955
      @jayden2955 4 года назад +2

      Oh no you can’t be serious nooo

    • @Momoko524
      @Momoko524 4 года назад +7

      I was so triggered by that. He used a peeler too! XD Dead.

    • @tonipony4028
      @tonipony4028 4 года назад +5

      Next video needs to be " shopping for kitchen tools" or something.😂😂

  • @averagegirl8956
    @averagegirl8956 4 года назад +813

    I’d watch a series of Morgan and Ryland cooking together. The things they talk about and how badly qualified they are to cook is ICONIC

    • @evyangel306
      @evyangel306 4 года назад +7

      if you haven't already, you should watch them make pizza in Morgan's channel. they had even less utensils to work with 😂

    • @SaintShion
      @SaintShion 4 года назад

      This gives me anxiety.

    • @heyadea
      @heyadea 4 года назад +2

      Nah, Morgan is extra annoying here.

    • @lwalker1998
      @lwalker1998 Год назад

      sweetheart not everything ppl do is "ICONIC" chile

    • @iheartshaneandjeffree
      @iheartshaneandjeffree 13 дней назад

      @@heyadeago be salty somewhere else

  • @mrogilvie
    @mrogilvie 4 года назад +831

    Ryland: It's Vegan
    Morgan: It's covered in sour cream
    Also Ryland: Spent 8 hours grading cheese with a steak knife

    • @KatarinaBenoit
      @KatarinaBenoit 4 года назад +9

      mrogilvie *grating

    • @mmmeagan
      @mmmeagan 4 года назад +1

      yes. “grading”.... 👀

    • @mrogilvie
      @mrogilvie 4 года назад +4

      @@KatarinaBenoit 😂 giving the cheese 8.5/10

    • @mrogilvie
      @mrogilvie 4 года назад +1

      @@mmmeagan exactly 😉😂

  • @pradalovesme
    @pradalovesme 4 года назад +346

    Ryland and Shane: - being iconic couple and yelling jokingly at each other -
    Morgan and Andrew: - spitting out jokes and giggling like children -
    The animals: - plans escape -
    The Dream Team 😎🦋

  • @yerawzrd
    @yerawzrd 4 года назад +698

    “Don’t you guys know the Grammys are literally pointless? Just like everything in life.”
    Preachhh

  • @natashabarrett5065
    @natashabarrett5065 4 года назад +1496

    Ryland: I haven't failed a blue apron recipe yet.
    *2 seconds later*
    Morgan: Did you measure the water?
    Ryland: Wait, is that a problem?!

    • @IncredibleMoments444
      @IncredibleMoments444 4 года назад +14

      As a highly accomplished home cook, it’s very painful to watch them cook. Also, salt makes water boil slower. You can make quinoa like pasta. It makes it a lot easier. If you soak it for a couple hours first, it’ll cook in about the same time as pasta, too. (About 7-10 minutes.) I’ve never cut myself cooking so idk how she did that. Good attempt tho, Ryland. Keep going and you’ll be a great cook in no time.

    • @sofiarabadan9388
      @sofiarabadan9388 4 года назад

      natasha olivia Im just saying this should be serious

    • @OtakuKawaiiKat
      @OtakuKawaiiKat 4 года назад +9

      @@IncredibleMoments444 I wish it was more encouraged for the younger generations (including I) to learn how to cook but since postmates and fast food is so easily accessible hardly anyone is going to learn even the basics of cooking

    • @reginamachamer821
      @reginamachamer821 4 года назад

      Haha and of course it was like immediately after he poured a bunch of stuff in the pot 😂

    • @user-zk8le1bf4m
      @user-zk8le1bf4m 4 года назад

      Blake Johnson that’s like the point?- it’s supposed to be like bad and like painful XD Sorry if I misunderstood your comment but if you didn’t get that then ya :3

  • @mathesonbell5532
    @mathesonbell5532 4 года назад +790

    Ryland- “cooking my boyfriend **blank**”
    Me- “looks like blue apron is back”

  • @marleyestrella6477
    @marleyestrella6477 4 года назад +2274

    if andrew doesn’t laugh at a joke. that means it must’ve been that bad.

    • @over-pronouncedmayonaise3464
      @over-pronouncedmayonaise3464 3 года назад +10

      a bad joke is only bad if you believe it’s bad… laugh?

    • @xynnn6711
      @xynnn6711 3 года назад +11

      time stamppp

    • @saphiagray683
      @saphiagray683 2 года назад +1

      @@xynnn6711 whaaat

    • @iheartshaneandjeffree
      @iheartshaneandjeffree Год назад +2

      Lol people should think for themselves and not rely on a laugh track. Millions of people are subscribed and we have different senses of humor

  • @Theprat001
    @Theprat001 4 года назад +630

    “Ask Ariana if I can wear her clothes for a week!” This is the most ryland thing I have heard all week

  • @asmartcookie4778
    @asmartcookie4778 4 года назад +2646

    Ryland: *tries to zest a lime with a potato peeler*
    Everyone: He a little confused, but he got the spirit.

    • @cammiixx
      @cammiixx 4 года назад +20

      SketchStar funnily enough, I lost my zester and I had to use a vegetable peeler to zest my limes the other day and full on dice it unto the smallest pieces; it added like 25 minutes to my cooking time ahahahahaha

    • @dyarasanchez7245
      @dyarasanchez7245 4 года назад +4

      you dont know how much i loved this comment 😂

    • @chunky0077
      @chunky0077 4 года назад +1

      cammiixx 😭😭😭😭😳💀💀💀💀💀

    • @cammiixx
      @cammiixx 4 года назад +1

      Melinda T Hahahhaa it was honestly fucked, but google gave me instructions 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @justadjustor8993
      @justadjustor8993 4 года назад

      "He got the spirit" 😂😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @livvysu3
    @livvysu3 4 года назад +3211

    Morgan asking if ryland has a deep fryer when he doesn’t even have a cheese grater and lemon zester is so funny to me 😂

    • @elenaascia8879
      @elenaascia8879 4 года назад +7

      I thought the same thing!!!

    • @jordannowings3035
      @jordannowings3035 4 года назад +9

      Olivia Cox my family doesn’t have those either. Are those like normal things lmno

    • @sunnysquishy1590
      @sunnysquishy1590 4 года назад +17

      I really want to send them cooking utensils and pots/pans. 😂😘

    • @ksawler2
      @ksawler2 4 года назад +14

      I have a 2 sided cheese grater. The tiny cheese grater side I use for zesting. Not the right way, but it beats a vegetable peeler 🤣

    • @sheep2000
      @sheep2000 4 года назад +3

      Lmao

  • @traciebolton1951
    @traciebolton1951 3 года назад +118

    Morgan's laugh at the zesting part is everything

  • @shelbyswitzer1932
    @shelbyswitzer1932 4 года назад +409

    i love how Andrew, the only other straight person in the room, was the only one who laugh at Morgan’s “that’s what she said” joke 😂

    • @DryIceSoda
      @DryIceSoda 4 года назад +23

      @Luna lov3good hence "the only OTHER straight person in the room"

  • @alitomich8701
    @alitomich8701 4 года назад +13672

    for some reason when ryland said “shane’s definitely not having wine” my first thought was that shane’s pregnant

    • @julietatravis
      @julietatravis 4 года назад +403

      Ali Tomich 😂 thanks for making me choke on my orange juice

    • @maria_kryukova
      @maria_kryukova 4 года назад +61

      Hahahahaha

    • @victoriamoreno8919
      @victoriamoreno8919 4 года назад +45

      Ali Tomich LMAOO

    • @sarahdiane359
      @sarahdiane359 4 года назад +123

      Then there’s all the talk about who is going to be what kind of parent 😂

    • @kandikane1434
      @kandikane1434 4 года назад +21

      😂😂😂😂

  • @allisonmoore7983
    @allisonmoore7983 4 года назад +7905

    I think Ryland and Julien need to cook together 😂. I can’t imagine the antics they would get into. Jenna and Shane would just sit anxiously

    • @CarinaCoffee
      @CarinaCoffee 4 года назад +130

      I think I might not be able to watch that video, they give me anxiety just watching them on their own!

    • @Chlojoxo
      @Chlojoxo 4 года назад +314

      This idea is everything, Shane and Jenna can wear their leisure suits

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 4 года назад +161

      Julien can't touch anything and can only instruct Ryland how to cook one of his recipes

    • @alphawolfman1193
      @alphawolfman1193 4 года назад +24

      And that's on periodic table

    • @meganmoreland2811
      @meganmoreland2811 4 года назад +7

      Yes yes yes!!!!

  • @DebbieBlatt0816
    @DebbieBlatt0816 2 года назад +15

    Omg- the difference in Shane’s mood, just from 2 years ago is insane. He is in such a better place, he doesn’t care about what the Internet says (as much) really, he’s way less self conscious about his look, he’s more confident and comfortable, he’s so much more relaxed… I thought I enjoyed his content before- but now, it’s such a beautiful change…. And I think we’re all here for it. 💕
    Now we just need him to move his butt and MARRY RYLAND! Shane…… MARRY THAT MAN QUICK!

  • @breeg499
    @breeg499 4 года назад +2084

    next video idea: “Updating my kitchen.” Where Rylan buys a whole bunch of utensils and what not that he doesn’t have and update his kitchen. Like pots, pans, a zester, a cheese grater. And just kinda remake his kitchen. I would love to watch because they make everything funny💙

    • @harmonylight9760
      @harmonylight9760 4 года назад +5

      That would be such a great idea!

    • @MikeJ4196
      @MikeJ4196 4 года назад +7

      Go to one of those kitchen gadget stores and hope the employee is in the mood to have fun and sell them so much shit

    • @violettaylor8708
      @violettaylor8708 4 года назад +5

      I want nothing more in life then for this to happen

    • @somethingmischievous2453
      @somethingmischievous2453 4 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @solidandsoiled
      @solidandsoiled 4 года назад +2

      Pls get a cheese grater hahaha

  • @lizebbing6956
    @lizebbing6956 4 года назад +9280

    Watching Ryland cook is literally the most stressful thing when you know how to cook

    • @xRavenQueenx
      @xRavenQueenx 4 года назад +304

      I don't know how to cook and it's still stressful lol

    • @lizebbing6956
      @lizebbing6956 4 года назад +24

      Rose lmao

    • @lesliesalgado4396
      @lesliesalgado4396 4 года назад +14

      Lizzy Bradley even his face looked stressed 😰

    • @kra1566
      @kra1566 4 года назад +24

      My fitbit thinks i'm dying...

    • @lizebbing6956
      @lizebbing6956 4 года назад +7

      Kim Romina Althaus I don’t have a Fitbit but it’s still thinks I’m dying (get it because I’m dead inside) that was a horrible joke I’m sorry

  • @karolllaaagomez
    @karolllaaagomez 4 года назад +4935

    “you were #1 on trending”
    shane: *scared to death*
    “cause everyone liked your video”
    shane: *sigh of relief*

  • @ArielleFears
    @ArielleFears Год назад +52

    Can you please make more of these with Morgan. They are my favorite comfort videos of all time. They are hilarious.

    • @MillenialMellow
      @MillenialMellow Год назад +7

      Yes!! I would love that too! You probably already have, but just wanted to tell you that on Shane’s channel there was a recent podcast episode with Morgan on it and others with different guests..🎉 you most likely already know but I just wanted to let you know just in case ❤ have a great day 😊

  • @adanoel6025
    @adanoel6025 4 года назад +2094

    Poor innocent Shane didn’t know that stitch was doing renegade,tiktok hasn’t brainwashed him yet

    • @Jayman-wo8lv
      @Jayman-wo8lv 4 года назад +44

      Ada Noel if this is enough evidence that Shane is smart I don’t know what is

    • @stupidgmail2792
      @stupidgmail2792 4 года назад +17

      TikTok already took me

    • @lunatheleo
      @lunatheleo 4 года назад +7

      I’m 28 and never heard of that before. I’m never gonna give into TikTok.

    • @CristinaDiMarco
      @CristinaDiMarco 4 года назад +1

      I’m 20 and lob the internet but Soulja boy and the dougie were popular. This renegade is too complicated and staged I feel

    • @mari-lm4ox
      @mari-lm4ox 4 года назад +1

      Ada Noel i know it was so cute

  • @sav_christine
    @sav_christine 4 года назад +608

    “She’s passed” followed by closing her eyes killed me.

  • @rebrown
    @rebrown 4 года назад +1891

    Their lack of basic kitchen tools always baffles me when I watch these haha

    • @suckanegg1015
      @suckanegg1015 4 года назад +62

      Calls everything in the kitchen a pan.

    • @Artsingitup
      @Artsingitup 4 года назад +16

      And SKILLS.

    • @Zimerick
      @Zimerick 4 года назад +33

      What's crazier is the fact they want to start cooking more, yet they have absolutely no essential cooking items.

    • @Watchme.copyme.7857
      @Watchme.copyme.7857 4 года назад +3

      @@Artsingitup yessss!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shnacksx3482
      @shnacksx3482 4 года назад +3

      Sign of being spoilt their whole lives?

  • @monicaramirez6279
    @monicaramirez6279 4 года назад +2511

    "Shane definitely isn't having wine" OH MY GOD IS HE PREGNANT....wait..

  • @8b36ujwalkarthikvasepalli2
    @8b36ujwalkarthikvasepalli2 4 года назад +4506

    This video is literally: Ryland Adams forgetting how to cook but still gets sponsored by Blue Apron

    • @chill22girl
      @chill22girl 4 года назад +98

      Defugiwater He didn’t forget, he never knew 😂

    • @paololopez2191
      @paololopez2191 4 года назад +62

      I think that's how Blue Apron wants it. A beginner can cook good food because of them.

    • @marianna3253
      @marianna3253 4 года назад +19

      @@paololopez2191 Exactly, it wouldn't make sense to have like a professional chef to rep their product

    • @satanschild8107
      @satanschild8107 4 года назад +12

      also him forgetting shanes his fiance not boyfriend lmao

    • @justinsanders2006
      @justinsanders2006 4 года назад +12

      Good marketing would be to get someone that can't really cook. It shows anyone can do it.

  • @audreywilson5559
    @audreywilson5559 4 года назад +1241

    Ryland: Put it in the oven for 8 minutes.
    Also Ryland: HEY SIRI, set timer for 9 minutes.

    • @TownieGirl1974
      @TownieGirl1974 4 года назад +8

      I was wondering if anyone else caught that!

    • @mmmeagan
      @mmmeagan 4 года назад +23

      everyone: SIRI
      ryland: SURI

    • @sirmark8528
      @sirmark8528 4 года назад +8

      Audrey Wilson it was because they still had to put it in the oven and turn it on the right setting and that would take close to a minute

    • @Misszjackie
      @Misszjackie 4 года назад +4

      Lol it’s a cooking thing!

    • @audreywilson5559
      @audreywilson5559 4 года назад +4

      @@sirmark8528 I've never heard of an oven like that. I'm also not knowledgeable on them lol normally you preheat and then stick it in

  • @vaneh8tsu
    @vaneh8tsu 2 года назад +211

    i watch this everytime im sad and they always cheer me up 😭

  • @amandamiller8421
    @amandamiller8421 4 года назад +215

    Ryland saying he's gonna be the main parent and Shane will be the fun one, while Ryland cooks dinner and Shane is off building Jeffury was amazing.

  • @reginamachamer821
    @reginamachamer821 4 года назад +678

    Shane: "Why would he want to do it with me?"
    Ryland, without missing a beat: "Because you're an icon."
    😍😍😍😍😍 What a supportive fiance 😭❤️

    • @kl1961
      @kl1961 4 года назад +3

      Well, I would hope so.

    • @alessagiersberg8800
      @alessagiersberg8800 4 года назад

      It's true though, Shanes docu series are so professionally done, he can easily compete with Netflix!

  • @tatizoie2777
    @tatizoie2777 4 года назад +5904

    I love how Andrew doesn’t tell Ryland that he’s doing everything wrong and just waits for Morgan to tell him 😂

    • @stefanyiturrino6723
      @stefanyiturrino6723 4 года назад +188

      Tati Zoie I can totally imagine him behind the camera trying to make Morgan notice

    • @martha-hy7vq
      @martha-hy7vq 4 года назад +30

      HAHAHAHA

    • @marthacastro7948
      @marthacastro7948 4 года назад +97

      He probably points to Morgan for a genuine reaction. OR he's just too nice and doesn't want to hurt Ryland's feelings.

    • @frogcom-ni3kl
      @frogcom-ni3kl 4 года назад +19

      Stefany Iturrino hes like: (ಠ_ಠ)☞︎

    • @bans9183
      @bans9183 4 года назад +30

      thats a proper camera man, theyre not supposed to get involved in the mix that changes up the content. We wanna kina see ryland stuggle a lil so that makes good content.

  • @hanaflora.a
    @hanaflora.a 4 года назад +1134

    ngl i miss shane like this he was too quiet in the recent one

    • @denisemorales2104
      @denisemorales2104 4 года назад +56

      Same I miss Shane so much

    • @bilesbilinski1997
      @bilesbilinski1997 4 года назад +33

      Missing shane hours

    • @doggy4070
      @doggy4070 4 года назад +91

      Because people are so mean, and hateful, and won’t let him move on from his past to the point where I guess he was just worried to speak- like he doesn’t think he deserves to be happy 😖😢. I feel awful for him and I miss him and his videos and the whole gang 😭

    • @ratking840
      @ratking840 4 года назад +21

      @@doggy4070 same :( it’s sucks it seeing them together anymore

    • @Subher0
      @Subher0 4 года назад +4

      he can do a mea culpa by giving up this mansion and never appear on RUclips again. I don't do or have neither and I'm happy.

  • @davidboi9429
    @davidboi9429 4 года назад +447

    30:54 Ryland: “imma take a little extra love”
    Morgan: “a little extra lovehandle”
    LMAO 💀

    • @begga751
      @begga751 4 года назад +3

      David Boi I saw this comment right when it happened

  • @canunot8586
    @canunot8586 4 года назад +718

    Blue Apron’s marketing is honestly on point. If they can do this, really anyone can

  • @SEl-qe9pq
    @SEl-qe9pq 4 года назад +1451

    Ryland: cooking for my BOYFRIEND
    Shane: who’s your boyfriend

    • @laurenm5575
      @laurenm5575 4 года назад +94

      we only know fiancé

    • @hope75501
      @hope75501 4 года назад +4

      Thought they were already married?

    • @AppleCore360
      @AppleCore360 4 года назад +9

      @@hope75501 not yet, Rylands older brother got married recently.

    • @hope75501
      @hope75501 4 года назад +3

      @@AppleCore360 thank you for clarifying 😊

    • @SEl-qe9pq
      @SEl-qe9pq 4 года назад +1

      I’ve never gotten this many likes on a comment 😂 thanks y’all

  • @zurychacosta3483
    @zurychacosta3483 4 года назад +74

    "Hey, Ariana! Sorry you didn't win a grammy.. here's some gOoDieS fROM the bOtTOm"
    I'M DEAD.

  • @HameltheKamel
    @HameltheKamel 4 года назад +310

    Their wedding registry is going to need some basic kitchen supplies

  • @Kavya0704
    @Kavya0704 4 года назад +517

    Morgan: woah woah woah you didn't give me a chance to cream
    Shane: THATS me
    Ryan: *FOR WHAT*

  • @btsarmy_babymochi263
    @btsarmy_babymochi263 4 года назад +412

    I just love the fact they all were trying to cook , while shane was building a jeffree star doll♥️🤣

  • @guccigang4610
    @guccigang4610 4 года назад +66

    Why is no one talking about the face Shane made when Morgan went,
    “ that’s what she said” 😂

  • @nerdburger234
    @nerdburger234 4 года назад +166

    Ryland being a house husband while Shane gives twitter drama is the content i come to this channel for...

  • @BethanyTucker
    @BethanyTucker 4 года назад +350

    I love how Shane and ryland know their limits of stealing the spotlight in each other’s video. Shane is so chill in Rylands while he does his work for his videos and ryland does the same for Shane.

    • @MsKillerqueen5
      @MsKillerqueen5 3 года назад

      Cut to Shane making a hole on an egg with a nail and blowing on it over the sink!
      On the brownies video lol

  • @chanceyousef5649
    @chanceyousef5649 4 года назад +843

    ryland “zesting” that lime sent me to another dimension- does he not watch bon appetite test kitchen....

    • @mhm6985
      @mhm6985 4 года назад +9

      Now I kinda wanna see him do back to back o.o

    • @chieradione
      @chieradione 4 года назад +7

      I would die for Claire from the bon appetite test kitchen

    • @PabloEmanuel96
      @PabloEmanuel96 4 года назад

      @@mhm6985 yeahh Thay would be so cool

    • @yourcat7744
      @yourcat7744 4 года назад +1

      he said: bone apple teeth

  • @hpultz9106
    @hpultz9106 10 месяцев назад +2

    looove these videos where y’all are just hanging out in the kitchen and you are cooking! It really feels like I’m there because it’s so causual. Love your chemistry!

  • @darthbakerr
    @darthbakerr 4 года назад +322

    Ryland trying to "zest" the inside of a lime with a potato peeler had me wheezing

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад +1

      I will never try to be the best RUclipsr ever because I already on the best Lara Gaga Gaga Gaga gaga. Jajajajajajaja

  • @corneliafrank6298
    @corneliafrank6298 4 года назад +334

    Ryland moving on from zesting the inside of a lime to “grating” cheese with a steak knife is perfection

    • @rinnrose
      @rinnrose 4 года назад +2

      Cornelia Frank he was grading it!

    • @Soprano2013
      @Soprano2013 4 года назад +3

      This boy needs to get some kitchen utensils if he’s going to promo blue apron. 🤣

    • @Ms101Bunnies
      @Ms101Bunnies 4 года назад +4

      When I saw how he was zesting I was wheezing

  • @colbyandbrennen3543
    @colbyandbrennen3543 4 года назад +1983

    The fact that Blue Apron is still sponsoring Ryland shocks me

    • @JanelAdair
      @JanelAdair 4 года назад +245

      I dunno, this seems like really hard evidence that you can know almost nothing about cooking and still pull off Blue Apron recipes.
      Like, legit, that he just kept failing so hard and it was still yummy at the end is pretty impressive.

    • @karyon1007
      @karyon1007 4 года назад +16

      @@JanelAdair Exactly!!😂

    • @iheartshaneandjeffree
      @iheartshaneandjeffree Месяц назад +1

      They want people that can’t cook lol. That’s kind of the idea. It’s called good marketing.

  • @librataurusenergy8916
    @librataurusenergy8916 4 года назад +19

    18:30 when Morgan busts out laughing at ryland “zesting” is everything ..I love Morgan so much ❤️

  • @paigepryor5032
    @paigepryor5032 4 года назад +718

    Ryland: With Shane for 4 years and engaged
    Also Ryland: "My boyfriend"

    • @daethequeen
      @daethequeen 4 года назад +4

      Paige Pryor We all know he meant Fiancé lol 😂

    • @chloexx4669
      @chloexx4669 4 года назад +1

      Literally, shouldnt it be cooking for my fiancee

    • @TdScar
      @TdScar 4 года назад +12

      I’ve been with my boyfriend almost 6 years and I think when we get engaged I’m still going to call him my boyfriend out of straight habit

    • @chefedegaru
      @chefedegaru 4 года назад +4

      Been married 3 weeks. Still refer to my husband as boyfriend, not hubby or even fiance

    • @VictorTorres-ig8rc
      @VictorTorres-ig8rc 4 года назад +1

      Literally thinking the same lol. Don’t you mean fiancé, ryland? Ugh lol

  • @desalynntwoyoungmen5213
    @desalynntwoyoungmen5213 4 года назад +721

    Nobody:
    Ryland: OH MY GOD the quinoa is having issue’s!

  • @utako1005
    @utako1005 4 года назад +745

    Ryland: *“THE QUINOA IS HAVING ISSUES!“*
    me: same

    • @vincent111
      @vincent111 4 года назад

      i laughed so hard istg lmao

    • @myaczajkowski3708
      @myaczajkowski3708 4 года назад +2

      hatty when you can relate to quinoa better than to an actual human being

    • @doloresdididemi
      @doloresdididemi 4 года назад

      hatty this was the funniest thing ever 😂

    • @jusantana4025
      @jusantana4025 4 года назад

      it's me. im quinoa.

  • @reaganengstrom1037
    @reaganengstrom1037 4 года назад +290

    Ryland: Zesting the inside of a lime
    Blue Apron: Should we still sponser the video?

  • @kanaeaanthony5689
    @kanaeaanthony5689 4 года назад +627

    ryland: *you have a zester, andrew?*
    andrew: *nah, i don't have anything*
    okay, andrew being a mood

  • @jrgee4359
    @jrgee4359 4 года назад +342

    Ryland: * tries to zest a lime with a potato peeler
    Also Ryland: “ oh putting cheese in a blender is weird “

  • @lisachen2079
    @lisachen2079 4 года назад +976

    no one:
    no one at all:
    morgan: LIFE IS POINTLESS, THATS A PHILISOPHICAL STANDPOINT PERIODT. *waves around large knife*

    • @allets106
      @allets106 4 года назад +1

      michelle lmao thats nihilism

    • @sambel114
      @sambel114 4 года назад +1

      That meme is getting old not funny

  • @HaileyW
    @HaileyW Год назад +41

    this is one of my comfort videos

    • @tayleenichols
      @tayleenichols 6 месяцев назад +2

      LITERALLY ME TOO i’ve watched it so much i have like the whole thing pretty much remembered 😂

  • @spotlightstar322
    @spotlightstar322 4 года назад +1373

    When Morgan was talking about life being pointless as a philosophy not a mental illness...I FEEL THAT SO TRUE

    • @karissagustafson8229
      @karissagustafson8229 4 года назад +12

      Caroline Funk it’s called existentialism

    • @gracie2240
      @gracie2240 4 года назад +25

      @@karissagustafson8229 what morgan was describing sounds more like nihilism, existentialism is the thought that you have your own free will (there's more to it than that, but yeah)

    • @sophiekearney68
      @sophiekearney68 4 года назад +10

      ….Nihilism

    • @IceKreacher
      @IceKreacher 4 года назад +2

      Nihilism

    • @jessiehogsed
      @jessiehogsed 4 года назад +2

      (Optimistic) nihilism for the win

  • @zhiwooyi
    @zhiwooyi 4 года назад +671

    ryland: 8 minutes into the oven
    also ryland: hey siri set the timer for 9 minutes please

    • @aracelinavarrete7594
      @aracelinavarrete7594 4 года назад +3

      Preheat?

    • @ash.w127
      @ash.w127 4 года назад +4

      Araceli Navarrete I think it’s so he has a minute to put it in the oven

    • @0U812.
      @0U812. 4 года назад +2

      Please go buy a few things for cooking good lord - although we are here watching so maybe you’re onto something lol
      See if your famous pals will donate pots n pans hahaha

    • @manialord1699
      @manialord1699 4 года назад

      Sincerely Because no

  • @kimclark3167
    @kimclark3167 4 года назад +561

    Shane’s “I’m on the masked singer” wink at the end literally made me LOL 😂

  • @avawrenne8800
    @avawrenne8800 4 года назад +27

    I love how amazed Andrew was when the bowls had lids

  • @magrudergrinder23
    @magrudergrinder23 4 года назад +601

    Ryland: “Blue Apron is so easy, and they have directions you can follow”
    Ryland: Peels inside of lime, MUTILATES cheese with knife 😨

  • @agustinablancomoreno4764
    @agustinablancomoreno4764 4 года назад +216

    I'm on my period, I'm feeling miserable and when I saw that this was 34 minute long I started crying because you guys make me feel so much better when I'm grumpy thank you so much Ryland I love you

  • @diemereevans1351
    @diemereevans1351 4 года назад +612

    Deep talk, Shane’s Furby, Andrew’s laugh, and Ryland and Morgan being Fam while cooking.
    Your vids are always so classic, snippets of a story that illustrates love, laughter, and life. Thank you, I’m glad y’all are just having fun 🌸😋

  • @rae7864
    @rae7864 4 года назад +71

    *Post malome being a postmate for a day actually sounds amazing. Do you know how happy people would be*

  • @kayla-ux6rt
    @kayla-ux6rt 4 года назад +359

    “you have a zester Andrew”?
    “i don’t have anything” same. felt that

  • @sarahmorey3212
    @sarahmorey3212 4 года назад +414

    I would’ve watched Justin bieber’s documentary if he did it with shane tho

  • @flona6027
    @flona6027 4 года назад +1937

    Morgan: "you could put the cheese in the blender"
    Ryland: "that's weird"
    *says the dude that zests the inside of a lime*

    • @lilli2544
      @lilli2544 4 года назад +6

      Trueee and love that profile picture

    • @jsjsdndnnskMamsms
      @jsjsdndnnskMamsms 4 года назад +3

      997th like

    • @alycooper1932
      @alycooper1932 4 года назад +3

      😂

    • @emilyhurtado6161
      @emilyhurtado6161 4 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @xxkarlosxxxxxx7233
      @xxkarlosxxxxxx7233 4 года назад +1

      That was hilarious... and he is so closed minded... like dude its a thing look it up... I hope he learned more about cooking in 2020

  • @ginafabio458
    @ginafabio458 5 месяцев назад +9

    No one will see this comment but this video is genuinely so funny and I rewatch it evrey month

  • @ac.runnnn
    @ac.runnnn Год назад +21

    My life has changed so much and I keep coming back to this video.

  • @bboat42069
    @bboat42069 4 года назад +2566

    Ryland: *is lead parent*
    Shane putting together a jeffurry abomination: *is offended*

    • @abishayforys
      @abishayforys 4 года назад +8

      HAHAHHAHHAHEJDKRJRKRKRJR

    • @abishayforys
      @abishayforys 4 года назад +13

      i NEVER laugh at comments and i WHEEZED ACTUALLY

    • @bboat42069
      @bboat42069 4 года назад +4

      abishay forys just doing gods work

    • @sarah_does_artt4717
      @sarah_does_artt4717 4 года назад +3

      I've got a pet rock what’s the name of your pet rock?

    • @bboat42069
      @bboat42069 4 года назад +3

      Sarah Bear jerry

  • @corbeanbesson6348
    @corbeanbesson6348 4 года назад +549

    morgan is speaking facts throughout this whole vid, just saying.

  • @ollypetty9935
    @ollypetty9935 4 года назад +540

    Ryland is such a mom screaming at his phone “HEY SIRI”

    • @brittanymorgan3076
      @brittanymorgan3076 4 года назад +1

      Otaku Gurl 4 Lyfe This reply was funnier than the comment ❤️

  • @lilrose7936
    @lilrose7936 3 года назад +3

    I fully understand what ryland said about the fun parent and lead parent. Cause my mom is the lead parent she goes to all my events, feeds me, and helps with homework. I barely even see my dad. I use to love my dad more cause he’s fun but now I’m 14 and I like my mom more cause I realized she gives up so much of her time for me. And that in life you need more than just some fun

  • @irinaorlova1907
    @irinaorlova1907 4 года назад +476

    Morgan saying “I’m not splitting my serving!” when hearing there’s another person over for dinner haha that spoke to me 🤣

    • @KAYLAPLAYA888
      @KAYLAPLAYA888 4 года назад +1

      Irina Orlova literally me 😂😂 sibling popping up? Uhnt uhnn lol

  • @crystallyris
    @crystallyris 4 года назад +303

    ryland - “oh my gosh i have to grade the cheese too”
    morgan - “it’s grate”
    LMFAOOOOO

    • @talynnpark2113
      @talynnpark2113 4 года назад

      The grade for the cheese is B+ lool only because he didn’t explain.

  • @javieraparra5625
    @javieraparra5625 4 года назад +429

    24:58 DID JUST ANDREW SAID "I MISSED IT" IN THE CUTEST VOICE EVER??

  • @kathycr9424
    @kathycr9424 4 года назад +34

    3:18 i love how only the straight people from the group actually laughed at the joke😂I love the squad!

  • @bostonemily617
    @bostonemily617 4 года назад +695

    Ryland: YOU ARE NOT POST MATING SHANE!
    Shane: im not in just texting POST MALONE!

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад

      Gagagaga iLove Donald Trump gagagaga Donald Trump what is my videos Gaga Gaga gaga Donald Trump watches mal Videos my videos

    • @lilianadelcaribe
      @lilianadelcaribe 4 года назад

      AxxL okay.

    • @bostonemily617
      @bostonemily617 4 года назад

      @happier story what! Hahahah the 9 year olds have nothing to do because pewds took a break😂

    • @bostonemily617
      @bostonemily617 4 года назад

      @happier story i know thats what i meant! Sorry haha i must've worded it weird😂

  • @MacMac548
    @MacMac548 4 года назад +769

    I love that Blue Apron keeps approving these sponsorships even though all of these videos are a mess 🤣

    • @nacirabadran2881
      @nacirabadran2881 4 года назад +5

      Mikaela Schmit I was looking for this comment 😅😅👌🏼

    • @mayrose9387
      @mayrose9387 4 года назад +37

      Because they know real people are a mess. If they can do it we can all do it 😊👍

    • @luciferfaust
      @luciferfaust 4 года назад +21

      Well, yeah they're a mess but it's entertaining and that food did look really good lol

    • @mayrose9387
      @mayrose9387 4 года назад +2

      @@luciferfaust firstly love your name! Second yea this looked so fun. If cooking was like this in my house it be very different 💜

  • @shabooti4753
    @shabooti4753 4 года назад +412

    This kinda feels like a POV of being friends with them

  • @evz5372
    @evz5372 4 года назад +134

    Like if Morgan is prettier than Lele Pons

  • @caitlyndawson6647
    @caitlyndawson6647 4 года назад +567

    Ryland: "I'm going to be the parent that makes sure the kids eat."
    Also Ryland: makes quinoa like its pasta

  • @molly5814
    @molly5814 4 года назад +2932

    I envy the kid that has Shane Dawson and Ryland Adams as fathers
    ... but most importantly Garret as their weird uncle

    • @ileanareyes3973
      @ileanareyes3973 4 года назад +47

      I feel they would be amazing father's but I also think Shane would panic to even hold the baby but he would be amazing ❤️ they both would but for real I highly suggest a nanny to help them .

    • @jaelynperry2256
      @jaelynperry2256 4 года назад +9

      I was thinking that same thing.

    • @estefanywilson1100
      @estefanywilson1100 4 года назад +2

      Molly Kendall I love this comment

    • @TheSiblings0003
      @TheSiblings0003 4 года назад +57

      And aunt Morgan, uncle Andrew, godmother Jeffree. I'd love that life lol.

    • @jeff_wolf2846
      @jeff_wolf2846 4 года назад +7

      And Morgan as the cool aunt

  • @hayleygraham4921
    @hayleygraham4921 4 года назад +161

    The irony of Ryland being proud of himself for utilising a potato pealer to “zest” a lemon but he doesn’t even know what zest is. That was hallirious

  • @iheartshaneandjeffree
    @iheartshaneandjeffree Год назад +7

    The zest part I’m crying with laughter lmaoooo Ryland 💀🤣